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Celtic Diary Friday December 21: They Know Nothing

With Celtic restoring themselves to the top of the league after Wednesdays 3-0 cuffing of Motherwell, there’s a feeling that normality has returned to some degree.

This was further ensconced when Calum MacGregor put his signature on a new five year deal that ties him to the club for, well, five years. Thats how these things work.

“I don’t want to play anywhere else,”

“Celtic is a massive club, one of the biggest in the world, so to get to play your football here is something incredible and something I’m really proud of. So, when the opportunity came up, I jumped at the chance to sign again.

“There were wee bits of speculation flying about but once the manager spoke to me, there was never a question for me of moving away.

“It’s always been Celtic for me and I’ve been happy here. The last two and a half years have been incredible. We have achieved some history at the club and we want to keep going.

“I’ve been here since I was a kid, from nine years old, so it’s pretty much all I’ve known in terms of football.

“When you look at the stature of this club, it’s one of the biggest institutions in world football. To be a part of that, to be privileged enough to play in front of those fans at a club of this size – you can’t take a decision to leave that lightly. Even for the Premier League. 

“I only signed my last contract in September last year, so it’s been quick to get a new one. It’s a bit of surprise. I’ve just been concentrating on playing football and trying to do my best for the team.”

MacGregor has developed into a fine footballer, and is testament to what can be achieved with hard work and dedication. That might sound like a cliche, but its not so long that the lad had delusions of granduer and a few behavioural issues that led to a drink drive conviction and a reputation as a billy big time.

He then adjusted his own environment, screwed the nut, as they say, and is now undoubtedly the top midfield player in the country. To suggest that he is even a candidate to replace a club legend is high praise indeed, and with the security of a new deal in his locker, we can look forward to much, much , from a likeable and unassuming young man.

After he announced his new contract, he promptly went off to the Celtic foundation christmas bash, showing that not only does he talk about his love for the club, he does his bit for everything it stands for as well.

Callum McGregor joins Celtic FC Foundation's party at Paradise

Speaking of the Foundation, and they do a tremendous amount of work at this time of year, they could use a spre couple of quid if you have it..

Celtic FC Foundation’s Christmas Appeal aims to Make Dreams Come True this Christmas and help those on our doorstep who need it most. We want to help hundreds of local families facing poverty, giving them the kind of Christmas most of us take for granted, with lots of food on the table and gifts for the kids, and making sure Santa pays a visit on Christmas Eve.

We also want to support pensioners on our doorstep, by lending a hand at a difficult time of year. Local charities need our help too. We can make a massive difference to the lives of children, the homeless, those living in refuge, refugees and those facing other challenges. 

Celtic FC Foundation Chief Executive, Tony Hamilton said: “My thanks firstly to the people who have made events like this possible. Without the Celtic support at home and abroad, we would not be able to do any of the things we’ve done this Christmas.

“These events are brilliant for kids. That’s the spirit of Christmas and events like these, helping families and helping marginalised groups and individuals is why we ask for support every year. It was great to see Callum and Mikey there too.

“We rely heavily on the support of the football department and I’m very grateful they found the time through such a busy schedule. We’re very close to the end of this year’s Appeal but there’s still plenty to do and plenty ways which people can help.”

The support received so far for the Appeal has been overwhelming but there’s still time to get involved. You can get behind it in the following ways:

1. Donate by Text – text ‘CELT07’ followed by ‘£1’, ‘£5’ or ‘£10’ to 70070 

2. Donate Online HERE

3. Donate via Paypal HERE

4. Donate in Cash – there are collection boxes located in all Celtic Stores

5. Donate by Cheque – payable to ‘Celtic FC Foundation’ and sent to Celtic FC Foundation, Celtic Park, Glasgow, G40 3RE.

6. Give As You Live via your Christmas Shopping HERE

7. Download Toy Tin Soldier’s charity single ‘A Club Where All Belong’ HERE

Thank you for helping us to Make Dreams Come True this Christmas. 

If those links don’t work, and given my own level of proficiency in these matters, go to this page instead..

Foundation

 

I suppose you want to know the names of the players that are joining our club this winter ?

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Well, you’re shit out of luck.

The club is on lockdown where information is concerned, and the old rule applies…if its in the papers, then its bullshit.

Several names have been linked, from the permanently injured Andy Carroll to the not as injured as often as andy Carroll Wilfred Bony to the aye right we’ll get him of Vincent Janssen.

Effectively, the plethora of pundits pontificating on our purchases shows that either a) they haven’t got a clue, or b) they’ve been warned not to say anything.

As b) wouldn;t stop them from dropping hints at least, then we must assume its a)

What we can say, without fear of contradiction, is that two player deals are more or less done and dusted, with a further two in the pipeline.

This does not include any deal for US defender Manny Perez, which will be announced on January 1.

Manny Perez () has signed with , the deal will be official as of January 1st per an inside source! Perez has spent the past 2 years playing for , previously playing for ’s Academy & is a consistent US U20 callup!

These players are expected to walk into the first team as soon as they get here.

That fact alone rules out Bony and especially Carroll, who would get injured if they had to carry out any physical activity as strenuous as walking.

 

There have been a few denials that point to little more than agent activity to raise awareness of their players, such as this, regarding Edson Alvarez of Club America..

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Juan Carlos Ibarrarán@chato_jc

¡CONFIRMADO!

Edson Álvarez NO saldrá en este mercado de fichajes. Se había manejado que el Celtic de Escocia había mandado una oferta pero no es así.

La figura de la final contra Cruz Azul permanecerá más tiempo en Coapa. pic.twitter.com/zxA6mmHtF6  

Which clears up one rumour before it even had a chance to become a rumour.

Even we would ignore that one, as we are concentrating only on players we know. Thats to avoid any more expensive fuck ups, or a “congerton “, as its known in club circles.

Tell you what , though, there’s going to be at least one happy bunny this Christmas.

According to Martin Williams of the Herald…

Celtic’s chief executive to get £2.3m Hogmanay bonus as a performance reward

CELTIC chief executive Peter Lawwell is about to receive a bumper £2.3m Christmas bonus for his performance in running the club for the past two years. 

The 59-year-old who succeeded Ian McLeod as chief executive 14 years ago, is due to receive the sum on New Year’s Eve.

It comes over and above his £1.17m annual salary package – which included £17,720 ‘benefits in kind’ – and entrenches him as the club’s biggest boardroom earner. The ‘long term performance plan’ bonus has accrued over two years since the scheme was brought in in 2017. 

Its hard to justify that sort of money being paid out, especially within a club that is founded for charitable means.

But that is the world we operate in, and if we want someone who can move the club forward, and keep it operating at the highest level without the massive tv incomes paid to European competitiors, then we need to hire someone who can do the job.

And he needs to be paid accordingly.

After fourteen years, there is no questioning Lawwells loyalty, and little doubt he could earn more elsewhere, so on balance we should be happy with what he brings to the table.

Unless he doesn’t do what he said he would about Resolution 12, in which case he can fuck off, and take his fucking heated driveway with him, which I will personally forward to him one chunk at a time from a reasonable throwing distance.

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The BBC are reporting that the council will hold a hearing into the new parking restrictions around Celtic Park and Ibrox…

Council plans for parking bans around Celtic Park and Ibrox Stadium are to be discussed at public hearings after more than 2,700 objections were made.

Dozens of roads would be blocked off to non-residents on matchdays under the Glasgow City Council proposals.

The council says safety issues around blocked junctions, pathways and pavements are behind the move.

However, fans of both clubs have raised concerns about disabled access and a lack of public transport in the areas.

The council has now confirmed independent hearings will be held as many of the objections related to “the potential impact of the proposed restrictions on emergency routes to the stadia”.  

The major concern is the pending civil suit from all those wee guys who have lost their livelihoods now that they can’t look after our motors.

 

Referee chief John Fleming is concerned about the lack of respect for his staff, and may well look into this incident, which has gone largely unnoticed…

But of course, he won’t. He hasn’t commented on it, and with a £6,000 fine for their last blast at the men in the middle, the Ibrox club are already preparing their Everbody Hates Us defence..

And with a visit to the hostile Ibrox environment, there were more concerns about player safety…

Its Friday, and its time for the Etims

Knob of the Week 

Theres been a few, but its hard to ignore the present parliamentary crisis where a bloke apparently called a stupid woman a stupid woman, summed up in this tweet…

 

Anyone who has any experience of communicating with deaf people learns to lip speak, in order to get their point across. You don’t need to lip read, but it sort of comes as a bonus.

Corbyn clearly sits down and says “stupid people ” , but someone saw him do something else..

Jeremy Corbyn clearly calling a “stupid women” at today. This kind of misogynistic language must not be tolerated. 

And fuck me, did he go on about it. He stood up to say he had seen him say it with his own eyes, a lie to the House which has been quickly swept out of sight, and it took him a couple of days to retract what he’d said… citing that he would take Corbyn at his word.

Corbyn presumably wasn;t aware that the stupidity of those on the government benches was supposed to be a secret, hence the ballyhoo.

Cleverly, who should be up in front of Trading Standards for the use of his name alone, collects this weeks award on behalf of all of those who seem to think that No Deal means that things will carry on as they are now once our enlightened leaders realise that giving the EU a stiff talking to will not alter their opinion on letting Britain carry on with the benefits of club membershi without actually paying for it.

Well done, James Cleverly, in a room full of knobs you alone stood out on a historic week in political history.

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Caption competition from Wednesday…

Hartson’s Comb December 19, 2018 at 8:12 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption:

“I’ve still never seen an incredible support like the one that followed Celtic to Seville. I still dream about being able to manage a team with a support like that some day…”

Today…

 

 

 

 

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Jboy
5 years ago

Feckin sat nav.

Jboy
5 years ago

Ralph my last day at work before the break. The highlight of the day often comes with a quick break and read of Etims. It is mostly brilliant, funny and occassionally correct! Many thanks for creating this amazing site. Wish you and yours all the vey best over xmas and new year.

Rebus67
5 years ago
Reply to  Jboy

Jboy,

Let me add my thanks to Ralph as well!

Have a great holiday and thanks for providing this platform.

Rebus

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

The Green Brigade`re to display a “Ralph`s hankie,” bed sheet.

Westendtim
5 years ago

Bonfire builders in Belfast have found irrefutable evidence that Santa Claus is a Celtic Season ticket holder

Pat Higney
5 years ago
Reply to  Westendtim

Winner

Christina
5 years ago
Reply to  Westendtim

I’ll second that – brilliant 🙂

spudscave
5 years ago

Caption Fir fuck sake a think av overdone the sherry a usually make it hame tae ma bed hope the elf n safety don’t catch me up here.

R.St.Parsley
5 years ago

Madman

Didn’t know what time it was
But the lights were low..ow..ow
I tuned to Sportsound on the radio..oh..oh
Some EBT cheats there were ‘bigging up’ Sevco

A loud voice told me that:’The league is as good as won’
‘Did ye no’ read it in the Record and the Sun?”
Hey, that ain’t no pundit, that’s some crazy toxic Hun!

There’s a madman standing at my side
He’s shouting ‘we’re stull Raynjurz!’
And ‘we’re gaun fur 55’
There’s a madman standing at my side
I told him they would blow it
That his rancid club had died
I told him: ‘Are the Peepul too sick?’
‘Are the Peepul too thick?’
‘Are all the Peepul stupid?’

‘King had to con someone so he picked on you..ou..ou’
‘Thick as two planks with a miniscule IQ’
‘Check in your wallet, has he left some cash for you?’

‘Look on the pitch there, can’t you see they’re shi..i..ite?’
‘You still think Stevie is the man to put things right?’
‘Don’t pass the madhouse or they’ll have you locked up on sight!’

There’s a madman standing at my side
He’s shouting ‘we’re stull Raynjurz!’
And ‘we’re gaun fur 55’
There’s a madman standing at my side
I told him they would blow it
That his rancid club had died
I told him: ‘Are the Peepul too sick?’
‘Are the Peepul too thick?’
‘Are all the Peepul stupid?’

Una
5 years ago

Caption

Friendly bonfire builder spotted in lapland

Una
5 years ago

Caption

I’ve been stuck up here for more than 3 days do i get a winners medal?

5 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/the-broony-500/

Lifter of trophies, spreader of wings, bearer of muscles, captain of Celtic. Brown reaches the 500 appearance milestone. A tribute in numbers.

Mike
5 years ago

Caption, Is it a bird, is it a plane? No its chocolate Santa.
Remember to wear your asbestos gloves when you pick up the heated driveway, no need to burn your fingers, is there?
What day was the Res.12 file put on the board room table, what month was the Res.12 file dropped off at Hamden? June is the answer and since then the SFA have done SFA. A double entendre if ever there was one….

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Una tries to reach her tv remote control from the top of the tree, will she do it tho, with Coronation street starting in two mins?

Una
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Caption

Monti’s favourite ho ho ho cough pish cough

puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Boxing day and the brussel sprouts wreak their revenge

Happy Christmas one and all!

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption………

Ho ho ho off we go, what do you know it’s 8 in a row.

Meyek
5 years ago

From the telly it looked like Morelos also called the ref “puta” (bitch in Spanish) as he walked off past him after the hibs game.

Mick
5 years ago

Caption “Fuck it Mrs Clause, you can put the fairy on top yerself”.

charlie
5 years ago

caption jeest ooty picture santas maw shouts santa wit hav a telt ye aboot climbing trees wae yer new suit oan

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: TicToc drops his Mensa membership card & attempts to climb the I.Q. tree to find it..here we see him stuck.

charlie
5 years ago

this deserves a replay

charlie
5 years ago
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puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Dyslexic loyalists place an effigy of Satan rapped in a Trinidad and Tobago flag.

puggy67
5 years ago

wrapped even!

Mike
5 years ago

I had a brilliant wee dug, she lit up our lives and gave us so much laughter and fun, her bright eyes shone with love and affection, because she came from Lockerbie, we nick-named her.. Missy-Al-Megrahi,
our Lockerbie bomber, for obvious reasons. My mind returns always at this time of year, always of the many innocent people who lost their lives, for what, fuck all. I think of those in Sherwood crescent, innocently looking forward to the joy of Christmas. I think about the terror that must have affected those innocent people, on Pan-Am flight 103, the “clipper, mid of the seas, they surely never deserved to feel that terror, just innocent people young and old, looking forward to spending time with their loved ones. Spare a thought for those innocent soles, who’s lives and future’s were wrenched away by what? monsters, spare a thought for the ones denied seeing their family members, watching them mature or to grow old. Lockerbie, another tragic loss of life, tragic and poignant for the people of that town and to the whole of Scotland.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Charlie Saiz,
Are you saying that people with ” real mental health issues” are incapable of being affected by the Lockerbie bombing?

Maryhillbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oh ffs

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Maryhillbhoy

🙂

iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

sociopathy = lack of or no conscience or empathy..horrific scenes dont faze them in fact they can enjoy or just be indifferent. no moral compass

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Name association, name the dug after the only perpetrator ever brought to justice and remember the innocents whose lives were lost.
Of the 270 lives lost, only one had a tenuous link to my family and I did not want to call her after him, that would have been disrespectful to him…. It seemed apt that every time she bombed that Megrahi’s name, would come to mind.

5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Bit weird it’s like calling a cat Myra Hyndlwy

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Its no weird at all, what is weird is you thinking it was weird.

5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Ok sorry re read. Sort of got it sorry. Down Adolf, fkn Rottweilers daft as fuck

iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

but i suppose you can count the many baghdad orphanages that were blown up looking for mythical weapons of mass destruction, you can call your dog butch. I’m sure there was a butch involved

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

Ironic that he is called Lan and then ian perhaps, but the monster that you refer to would be called Tony, him of the dodgy dossier, he that lied to parliament, but you knew that didn’t you, butch Blair doesn’t have quite the same ring to it though.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

I replied to your post below, but it fucked off. You cannot see why Monti is calling out Tic Toc, the same poster who called Broxburn a Hun, did Broxburn deserve that, to be called a Hun, amongst other things
Have you ever heard Broxburn bad mouthing anyone? He Broxburn has joined at least 5/6 fellow posters who he has called everything under the sun, so you ask yourself am I defending that. You calling Monti an arsehole, is that excusable? He called out Bob, now I thought Bob was ok but Monti called him out because of what he said on Video Celts. As for Fred, he Fred is more than capable of giving it back. Then your implied threat of knocking Monti’s teeth out, well I would be careful about issuing threats, it doesn’t do anyone any good, especially if you don’t know who you are threatening…

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

You don’t see the logic in Bagdad orphanages getting bombed out by mythical weapons of mass destructions and naming a dug butch instead of Tony Blair? really..

iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

mike you most likely voted for tony blair, if you didn’t then it would’ve been john major either way, you put your trust in a lackey for g w bush….he is your liar. Everyone is responsible for amricas oil wars calling your dug megraghi is now ok in my book.

One mans dug is another mans therapist………bombs away bombs away hey geronimo hey geronimo

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

I will try to explain for you because you must be as thick as I thought you were.
The dug comes from Lockerbie, she was called Missy, she always shat on the floor, dropping her “Bombs” so Missy got the nick-name of the Lockerbie Bomber. Its quite simply a nick-name, name association. Now I explained to you that I had posted a reply to your fucked up friend down below but it never appeared, yet, and that was because you posted your silly little post that you then responded to.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

Now once I had sympathy for you because sometimes I thought that you didn’t deserve some of the things said to you, but now my sympathy has been eroded. You explain to me your “Mikey (no you get soon ya cunt) comment because I am interested to know what that means…

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

Shipman doesn’t have a ring to it, but Harold, now that is much better sounding dontcha think? So you can call your dug or cat anything you want to, it matters not a thing to me. See now that we are talking about logic and explanations, explain this… Where did you get the “plagiarism” from because the only other one who suggested that was your fucked up friend, it aint true btw but I would be interested to know. Your good big on logic at the moment, you see I don’t get the logic in a person of Irish descent being a sojer in the North of Ireland fighting for the crown against your own heritage. In these enlightened times, you could say naw, could you transfer me somewhere else, now to me, THAT would be logical..

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

My reply is gone, but Shipman, NO, try HAROLD instead, it has a better ring to it dontcha think..

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mike,
Was it an Abdel Bassett hound? 🙂

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

No, they were all fox terrorists, Fox glacier mentals. 😉

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Well I saw this Persian

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mike, you’re a gentleman and a scholar. Have a great Christmas and New Year.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

The same to you Broxburn, enjoy Christmas and have a great 2019, all the best to you and yours. KTF.

Monti
5 years ago

Ralph,
That bit about helping pensioners, could you forward my contact details to Henkesdreadlocks & Mike, please.

I have made home made soup & have a couple of spare tartan ( Celtic ) blankets.
I could also throw in a bag of Werthers Originals for the old bhoys.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Alternatively Ralph, Please don’t send Monti any of my details, because as soon as he gets them, he will be along inviting me to buy him something to drink, or dipping my wallet. But I can send him a new book ” How to resuscitate beached whales”. by, J.R. Hartley. 😉

George Lazenbhoy
5 years ago

Caption: how am I getting this tree on the sleigh for Christmas let alone shove it up Steven Gerrard’s arse.

5 years ago

Caption
Santa. “Someone told me ‘rangers’ are on top. I’m just going up to see for myself”

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Caption: Who have Rudolph that bloody egg nog?

Cortes
5 years ago

Caption: Fred Dibnah’s Christmas Vacation.

The Cha
5 years ago

Caption “Fuck me, how much higher do I need to climb to see The Rangers coming?”

The Cha
5 years ago

That story about Lawwell is positively insane and the comments are the same.

Loyalty, as he could get more elsewhere?

100% absolute bollocks, he’s vastly overpaid and wouldn’t get a sniff at a similar job elsewhere despite his Loyalists touting him for big jobs down south, no one down here ever mentions him.

He’s the man who appointed Mowbray and Sheila and was sidelined for Strachan and Rodgers.

He also completely edged up the summer transfers, so how come he gets a free pass and Congreton gets it right?

Due to his mismanagement, our income ‘plummeted’ to £50m and this was doubled due to Rodgers.

How this charlatan is still around is unfathomable.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

A Rolls Royce pay for a Suzuki Jimmy performance. WTF. a £2.3 million pound performance bonus agreed in 2017, over and a above a £1.17 mill. pound salary. Irrespective of the large sponsorship deal he HELPED to achieve, the club still asks the supporters to pay big sums for merchandising and season tickets, no-one could possibly justify that, no-one. But there is a way to test the waters down south, just request that he goes and try’s it and see how he gets on. These sums are totally unjustified for a club founded on charitable foundations, totally unjustified and totally out of order..

Monti
5 years ago

Lawwell out!
Should have been gone after arguing paying the living wage!

Monti
5 years ago

So Lawwell can’t get a deal done for John McGinn but his bonus is intact?
NO Celtic CEO should be getting paid these fucking figures….it’s wrong!

Monti
5 years ago

Better news on the Edouard ‘ injury ‘….not as bad as first feared.
C’mon French Eddy, you the man son!

Monti
5 years ago

Celtic v Dundee 4-2-3-1

Gordon

Ralston
Simunovic
Benkovic
Izaguirre

Brown
Ntcham

Forrest
McGregor
Johnston

Sinclair

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Celtic 5 Dundee 0

Forrest 2
Johnston
Sinclair 2

Mike
5 years ago

Christie back, Odsonne back and shooosh now B B Boyata all back in training, yesss.

The Cha
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Good news but any word on Marvin? 😉

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

He’s coming home, he’s going home, Oh Marvin, what’s going on, no news yet Mike but…

Ladieees and Gentlemen, we bring you tonight a special magical treat, for your delectation, let me introduce to you to our headline act.
Mr. Peter Laurel Lawwell, with his detestable partner in crime, Mr. Ian Hardy Bankier. To-night’s act will show their expertise in making Celtic supporters money disappear. In the audience to-night our special guest, Mr. Dave Squinty King, he will be watching to-nights act, wondering how a career criminal can get a bad name, while to-night’s magical act, can escape without a stain to their name. He will be making notes as he wonders “how can I get away with that”.

Puggy67
5 years ago

Funny how the market forces is argument is traipsed out for executives but not for care staff etc. I think his salary and bonus are a disgrace. We failed in Europe twice this season FFS! And yes not being able to get a draw against a team that’s qualified is failure. This team is measurably poorer than last year and our transfer window in the summer was pityful. I will wire up as many disco light as you like for that cash.

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: TicToc has been charged with puting the Christmas lights on the tree at the local Mensa uni, here we see him looking for a socket to plug the lights in.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Just out of shot, one of his attendants can be seen holding the plug 🙂

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I am totally relaxed, so this Princess will say what she wants to say, you have had your say, now I will have mine.
Have you asked yourself why Monti is trolling Tic Toc, could it possibly be because he was angry at him for calling Broxburn a Hun, do you think that Broxburn deserved that. Broxburn has never bad mouthed anyone on here, never and he certainly didn’t deserve that. Bob didn’t deserve to be bad mouthed either, but Monti called him out because of what he had said on another blog. As for Fred, he gives it back, it doesn’t bother him one little bit, any poster can see that. As far as you are concerned and your threats, I would be careful, calling a fellow poster an arsehole and suggesting his teeth might get punched out, well you know that can work both ways I still have the recent scars on my knuckles after being threatened, so resist from making threats especially when you don’t know who you are threatening.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Nope!

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Quite interesting your proposal of the use of violence to resolve a bit of nonsense, must be that army training.
You are out of control son.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I can’t seem to find any posts of yours that show your dissatisfaction & offence at many posts where TicToc has directly threatened fellow posters on here?
Without provocation i may add…

Can you explain this?

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Charlie Saiz,
I’m not scared of hornets, so i would probably poke their nest while i check the latest etims thread, on my phone, with my other hand.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes!

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I couldn’t give a fuck if he has a short fuse or not, he is a fucking clown who threatens people & has done it once too many times.
Maybe you could advise him to stop doing that & i’d consider laying off him.
But then you won’t because in your tiny wee thought process, threats are acceptable as long as they are directed at me.

BeoxburnBhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Charlie – Tic Toc brings it on himself mate. Just read it. If you want to avoid getting trolled or taken to task the best approach is to avoid spewing out threats, accusations and generally unhinged pish. Just read it dude it’s potty!

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Charlie – your description is someone with a short fuse is maybe right and that said all the better not to show up drunk or high and start threatening people with violence and pretending to be a gangster. If someone is unable to control themselves they should be getting help and laying off silly internet spats. TIc Toc brings it on himself Charlie – just read it. Actually it’s kind of amusing in a pathetic kind of way and it invites responses from whoever he decides is his inferior on any given drunken evening. I have been subject to his trolling – what’s your view of that? Whatever spat you have with Monti is yours and his business. I’m making a point absent of any attempt or intention to troll anybody

portpower
5 years ago

Caption:
Slane Gertrude.

portpower
5 years ago

Should`ld off got someone bigger?

No left footers…

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Play the Pitch looked fvcked for a fortune.
Divots from an elbow.

Is the weather fine?

portpower
5 years ago

Have you noticed it`s slip sliding away backside and?

BJF
5 years ago

We get the same points for beating Dundee as Aberdeen and the new club but I wanted, Eddy, Lustig, KT, Dedryck and Ryan available, so my Christmas has come early! Izzy at fullback was comfortable but Anthony Ralston’s performance was the real bonus. I hope he plays tomorrow and I hope he gives Brendan a selection problem for next week’s two games. I always say Lustig gives us balance in the back four, maybe it is more accurate to say a proper full back gives us balance, according to BR he:”kicked their players, our players,” maybe the front row of the Green Brigade for all I know, anyway sounds like my kinda man.

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Peter Liewell and his disco lights, the guy is made up to be a genius.
Over the years look at the dross he has contributed.He found Delilah, Strachan and Lenny buggered off, he almost scunnered off BR.
This guy believes he is a legend, he is an arrogant dick, he should stay in his cubical and let the manager dictate who comes in and leaves.
He is lucky to be the CEO of Celtic, and his so called supporters are clowns

Caption

WHY?

5 years ago

Caption: Just an ordinary Friday night in Kirkcaldy

Devoy45
5 years ago

! Devoy dons his emerald shades!

Devoy45
5 years ago
Magdalena’s Chestnut Geldings Saddle Strap
5 years ago

“It’s much fucking easier building bonfires in July”

Said the cunt dressed in satanic corporate colours of a soft drink manufacturer who hijacked Christmas and the illiterate thick trash population of the planet bought it!

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: TicToc comes back down for the plug…..

Bgbhoy
5 years ago

‘The army teaches you to use minimal force..’

Blowing innocents heads off in Derry sort of makes that point a wee bit silly…

Bgbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Does it not? Makes a mockery of it if you ask me.

Monti
5 years ago

Charlie Saiz,
As you have nominated yourself as the site orifice drivel, you will fail to produce one single post from me, on this site, where i have threatened anyone with any form of physical violence, now i have received those threats directly from a few posters/roasters.
Now you may argue that is because i have ‘ noised people up ‘?
That in itself does not give someone the right to threaten a person with physical harm.

You raised the name of a few posters i have supposedly trolled/bullied or whatever else….
If you want to i could break them down individually as to why i have been, let’s say ‘ funny with ‘.
Ask yourself if you know the history of one or more of those guys on other blogs who have cast the first stone….they, like you are no innocents.

Now if you don’t mind, i’m off to watch mastermind…..TicToc is up next.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Not so sure you are to be honest…….

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Just because i’m paranoid doesn’t mean you’re not out to get me!

Monti
5 years ago

Charlie Saiz,
I ask you again, could you give me an answer as to why you stay silent when a few people have issued direct threats?

Quick now…..

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
I was brought up in a tough council estate, surrounded by great people, some not so good & a few went the wrong way in life, drugs, alcoholics, jail, football was my thing & kept me out of jail & trouble…cough.

Guys who threatened you were not to be overly concerned about, it was the ones who gave you a dig for fuck all that was the problem lol.

Didn’t do any lasting harm, & the odd one who took advantage when i was a kid admitted to me years ago they wouldn’t do it now.

Aye, i fucking know you widnae….

Monti
5 years ago

🙂

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

” I only said Jehovah….Jehovah Jehovah Jehovah “

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Tomorrow’s game against probably the weakest team in the league should be a straightforward three points and it’s crying out to give some of our young guns a chance to impress. Edouard won’t make it but the good news is that Christie is back in the pool and could even feature as a false 9 to spearhead the attack.

Dundee, who have their own injury problems, are likely to defend and foul like fuck for the sake of damage limitation desperately trying to keep the score respectable. After the recent rout they suffered at Pittodrie and the thrashing they received from our bhoys at Dens (5-0 going on 10-0), I doubt very much they’ll be looking forward to tomorrow. A couple of early goals and the roof could cave in. I’d like to see Aitchison given a run in the 2nd half.

Bain

Ralston Ajer Benkovic Izaguirre

McGregor Ntcham

Forrest Morgan Johnston

Christie

Subs: Gordon, Simunovic, Hendry, Brown, McInroy, Sinclair, Aitchison

Prediction: Celtic 6 Dundee 0

COYBIG

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Tomorrow’s game against probably the weakest team in the league should be a straightforward three points and it’s crying out to give some of our young guns a chance to impress. Edouard won’t make it but the good news is that Christie is back in the pool and could even feature as a false 9 to spearhead the attack.

Dundee, who have their own injury problems, are likely to defend and foul like fuck for the sake of damage limitation desperately trying to keep the score respectable. After the recent rout they suffered at Pittodrie and the thrashing they received from our bhoys at Dens (5-0 going on 10-0), I doubt very much they’ll be looking forward to tomorrow. A couple of early goals and the roof could cave in. I’d like to see Aitchison given a run in the 2nd half.

Bain

Ralston Ajer Benkovic Izaguirre

McGregor Ntcham

Forrest Morgan Johnston

Christie

Subs: Gordon, Simunovic, Hendry, Brown, McInroy, Sinclair, Aitchison

Prediction: Celtic 6 Dundee 0

COYBIG Get Intae Them

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