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Celtic Diary Monday December 10: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

The honorable members of the Lennon CSC have asked me to stay in the pub on Thursday, and not to go into the ground until half time. They’re serious as well.

I missed the first half on Saturday , and although I wasn’t at the game, there seems to be a recurring link bewtween outstanding performances on the field from the team, and me not looking at them while they do it.

As Thursday approaches, I’ll give this theory complete respect and consideration. Lights or no lights.

 

Kilmarnock left Glasgow on Saturday evening with their tails well and truly between their legs. during the first half it is said by some the only time they got anywhere near the ball was to pick it up out of the net and restart the game.

Four first half goals meant that the game was out of their reach before it started to go dark, and in the second half, if I hadn’t have been watching, Celtic would have scored at least another four.

Instead, having heard I’d found a stream, the players hit the woodwork, got tripped up in the box and once or twice made the wrong passes at the wrong time. Kilmarnock were also awarded a penalty, which I’m not convinced was a penalty, but as recent weeks have shown,  the SFA appear have conducted an internal review of the Laws of the Game and decided to quietly alter them.

Perhaps the players had been stung by the managers words after the Motherwell game.

Perhaps not.

Its more likely that as Kilmarnock became the latest team to throw down the gauntlet, Celtic decided to simply pick it up and slap them about a bit with it.

Salzburg, beware.

The general opinion online seems to be that Celtic were outstanding in every department, despite having a crucial European tie at the back of their minds.

This against a team where the manager could have brought into play the man who is Scotlands greatest ever goalscorer, and who has an in depth knowledge of the workings of the Celtic dressing room. Surely a game changer ?

Apparently, manager Clarke told Boyd The Brilliant that he wasn’t going to bring him on as he “never fucking scores against Celtic anyway ” 

Last week, the fringe players came in for a bit of stick after they failed to hit the ground running at Fir Park, and perhaps rightly so.

On Saturday, Emilio Izaguirre showed all of those who sit on the sidelines exactly how to respond when you are called into action.

Frankly, on his peformance, he can count himself unlucky not to be in the list of Celtic greats, and thats only because of the emergence of Keiran Tierney.

Next time Lustig is injured, may I suggest that tierney goes to right back, and Izzy fills in on the left ?

There were other outstanding performances from the usual outstanders…MacGregor, Forrest and Benkovic caught the eye for most, but if you look at the bigger picture, I might well not bother with the first half on Thursday after all.

I’ll come in for the nerve wracking second now that i know the plan…

Start as we did against Kilmarnock, with the same players-except Tierney in for Izaguiire-and get ourselves one, maybe even two goals in front.

Then, shortly after half time, introduce Brown and Ntcham into central roles, and remove Sinclair and Rogic.

Tow different styles, which i’m convinced will secure the point needed to proceed beyond christmas with European football to look forward to.

Piece of piss this management lark.

 

Celtic are now back at the top of the table, after an enforced absence due to winning a trophy.

Before yesterdays tv event-note again the biggest game wasn’t on the telly this weekend, the BBC were confident that their favourites would assert themselves in Dundee, and return to the summit they felt they deserved

Rangers will join Celtic on 33 points with a win over Dundee. Follow it live here:

It didnlt quite work out that way, Kenny “Three Old Firm Clubs ” Miller scored early on for the hosts, and the mighty Gers could only manage to draw in the end, despite the usual helping hand from the man in the middle, who obligingly sent off a Dundee player early on, but even he could do nothing when the linesman cirrectly flagged Kyle Lafferty as offside when the lanky lump of wood thought he’d saved the day with a winner.

After a week when Gerrards club dropped five points, ( not four, as Sky TV and The Sun claimed ) immediately after reaching the top of the league, it seems that their latest messiah may have finally been exposed as yet another fraud…

We send players to Rangers and this is the kind of abuse they get , i said when Gerrard went there it was a mistake , that fan base is poison we shouldn’t send any players up there. 

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R.St.Parsley
5 years ago

Billy the blue-nosed Hun fan
Had a very tiny brain
And if you ever saw him
You would say he looked deranged
All of the other clubs’ fans
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Billy
Forget his club went doon the drain.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
“Billy, you’re no’ very bright”
“Don’t you know your team is shite?”
“Santa supports the Celtic”
“And has no time for bigotry”
“So Billy the blue-nosed Hun fan”
“You will get fuck all aff me!”

bgbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

don’t agree with your use of the word H**, no place on a football forum for words like that

R.St.Parsley
5 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Well, you try fitting ‘thick Orange bastard’ into that line!!!

Cortes
5 years ago
Reply to  R.St.Parsley

Fantastic!

George Lazenbhoy
5 years ago

Caption:told you kris boyd was too fat for the flight

5 years ago

The 2018 Rangers Xmas card image revealed

D'Fhinnein Mick
5 years ago

Any landing you walk away from is a good one.

Martin67
5 years ago

Caption: Staunch airlines flight 1690 your challenge seems to have skidded off the runway!

charlie
5 years ago

mike the fermer invents a new fangled ploughing machine for the lazy ploughbhoy

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie the dafty’s new drone hits the buffers after his pals in Barlinnie reject his new brand of spice. 😉

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
Flight to Vienna found to be full of fat bastards.

They are truly raging at the moon and anything they can abuse today.

The Football on Saturday was a class apart, Killie were a solid team, but at times Celtic were unplayable. On that performance we could turnover Salzburg.

5 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

I wish people would stop saying this, as if they are the equivalent of SPFL fodder.

They’ve won 6 out of 6 Europa League games 2 or 3 times before and will be going out to repeat the feat.

That’s stratospherically better than our recent Europe record.

We’ll need a performance like Leipzig and then some to edge pass them.

It’s going to be a nervous night and the last thing we need is the crowd getting impatient because we’re not a few goals.

Oh, and when I’m on a rant and roll, stop this pish about Rosenborg beating Leipzig, annaw! 😉

5 years ago

Caption “The Rangers have arrived”

Mike
5 years ago

Football is such a funny business, as young players emerge and stake their claim to be regular first team fixtures. Who could have foreseen the ever growing football qualities of Cal-Mac and young Ryan Christie, not me that’s for certain. What a big fantastic surprise to witness. When we look back 18 months and remember how nervous we were at the thought of losing Broony, or our anger at not bringing in young McGinn. McGinn’s choice to go to Villa, would surely have meant young Ryan’s departure to the Dandies probably. And yet her he is achieving what he really wanted a regular game at Celtic park scoring goals for us for fun. Where do you start with Cal-Mac, I never saw that coming, but now I am hugely impressed with his football qualities. And young Forrest, who has delivered hugely for the Celtic team, his goal on Saturday the first goal, just caressing the ball with the outside of his boot, if Messi has scored that goal, his face would be on the front page of every National newspaper. Class, sheer class. We have to keep these Scottish players, keep them happy and to show our appreciation. This currant Celtic team can achieve whatever it wants too. More success for Celtic….

SteveNaive
5 years ago

Caption…Minty’s private jet struggles to get airborne with the loot.

5 years ago

CAPTION
Ryanairs new landing gear fit out built on the drugs that killed river phoenix

5 years ago

Ralph, stop blaming yourself for poor performances, as I’ve been going to Europe away games for about 40 years, which has coincided with us being pish.

This is all it is; coincidence, honestly. 🙁

Monti
5 years ago

Ralph,
Are you riding Puggy?

Honest hoops
5 years ago

I think it’s great that Cal Mac is the natural succsesor for Broony and Ryan is just on fire..ain’t it grand to be Celtic..Hail, Hail

5TB
5 years ago

Caption;

“…so on behalf of the crew, after yet another successful flight on Dave King airlines, we look forward to welcoming you again. Please use the step ladder to exit the cabin”.

5 years ago

just bought tickets for TOTO better be worth it

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  iancelt67

What the fuck is TOTO?

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A wee dug that’s a friend of Dorothy …

😉

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

🙂

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

1980s american pop/rock/jazz whstever. I bless the rains down in Africa etc

5 years ago

remind me of ryanair when i was over there, no landing gear just sparks and terrified passengers, hostesses genuflecting etc

Rosco
5 years ago

Staunch airlines … Boeing , Boeing , Down!

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Stevie wonders is your pilot on the midnight train to Georgia

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption……..

They say Red Bull gives you wings.
Not much fucking use when the Captain’s been on the Voddy.

Hoop hoop hooray
5 years ago

Caption
As if things couldn’t get any worse , Billy rues the fact he went to bed and left his landing light on

D'Fhinnein Mick
5 years ago

Winner!

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: The tarrier carrier goes into the garage to be modified to fit into Golf club car parks.
Fitted with new fridge freezer for fresh prawn aficionados.

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: A six year old Mohammad Atta, shows some promise.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
I remember watching a documentary about that cunt , apparently during his pilot lessons he showed a lack of interesting in learning how to land a plane…
Now as Captain Blackadder would say…” This should be a cause for concern “.

Fra Stone
5 years ago

caption: ‘the Ranjuers thought they were coming’

puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Disaster strikes as a jihadist mistakenly types IM5 into Google maps and flys a plane into an Isle of Man car park.

puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Disaster on a Sevco Airlines flight when a big tax case is loaded into the hold.

Cortes
5 years ago

Caption:
Skidmarks on the runway remind me Rangers of you.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

😉 Footsteps on my pillow, remind me baby of you, yes its true…

Mike
5 years ago

I am fully behind Raheem Sterling in his statement suggesting that the press have an influence in stoking the flames of racisism. We see this daily in the arse wipe gutter press. The D.R. (spit) is fond of stoking the flames of bigotry in Scotland and they are not alone. Why that shower of scum are allowed to be anywhere near Celtic park is an utter disgrace. They should be nowhere near our club, my question to the board is this… Ban them Sine Die, they tarnish our reputation with there lurid tales, they are absolutely behind the O.F. agenda, no matter what monies they offer the club, it will never be enough to satisfy common decency, they shame us all…

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption …

Is that the pilot walking away under the right wing thinking…

Thank feck it’s quiet naebody will have seen that
Landing …

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption 2…

Harald Brattbakk

Forgets to put his flaps back…

broxburnbhoy
5 years ago

The GASL’s private jet lands in Glasgow as he refuses to accept the wheels are off.

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Caption: damn. See what happens when you park your vehicle in Govan overnight.

portpower
5 years ago

Celtic FC Tickets

@Steph67Lisboa

Due to circumstances out of Celtic FCs control we will not be taking tickets for the Glasgow Derby at Ibrox on the 29th of December. No further comment will be made on this matter.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

🙂
Phew,Fake news!

Ya bassa, Steph67Lisboa. 🙂

5TB
5 years ago

Caption;

Fly Hun Air. We don’t do flying away.

5TB
5 years ago

Dignity Airways;

Plane Type; Hot Airbus.
Fuel Type; Moonbeams.
Capacity; About 5 Derek Johnstones.
On Board Meal; Lamb, succulent.
On Board Entertainment; The Passengers.
Destination; Oblivion, again.
Ticket Type; The Deeds – optional.

Mike
5 years ago

Brendan Rodgers is a pumper, he pumps confidence into players, they are so filled with confidence, that they don’t need to take laughing gas to make them happy, they are now beginning to believe in themselves and we are the happy chappies.

On another note, why do we have the D.R.(spit) anywhere near our club, what could they possibly bring to the Celtic table that we have any association or affiliation with that scum. They tarnish our great club, they bring us down to there own gutter level. We should end any kind of association with them or their like….

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: The Murray plane

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

So right and so wrong on so many levels.

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: ” GCC investigate complaints of a lack of salt for the paths this winter “

Devoy45
5 years ago

Caption: The Wattenacio system goes even one step further than just ‘parking the bus.’
Caption: Squinty Dave’s flying lessons come to an abrupt halt.

5 years ago

Story about Ewan Henderson (Liam’s young bro) turning down a contract extension. It maybe the normal toing and froing of these things.

He always looked good whenever I saw him but maybe seeing the competition ahead of him and seeing how well Liam’s done in Italy, he’s decided that’s the best option for him, so no harm to the lad.

videocelts dot com/2018/12/blogs/latest-news/celtic-teenager-turns-down-contract-extension/

bgbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

rogic doesn’t want to move anywhere for your information

Christina
5 years ago

Has anyone heard about the proposed “net cage” to be constructed over Celtic fans should the club accept the tickets for the fixture at Ibrokes? Apparently ‘netting’ is common at grounds on continent where fans cannot be trusted not to brain opposition players with any missiles which come to hand! Sounds scary (and very claustrophobic ) to me! Says it all that the powers that be over Govan way are not even kidding on that our fans are not at serious risk in their ground! Anybody else seen this – what do you think??

Christina
5 years ago
Reply to  Christina

Well since it is a ‘net’ I wouldn’t think so but it might be a tight mesh sort of thing – I’ve never seen a ‘net cage’ tbh but am somewhat shocked at the idea of Celtic fans being penned in like yhis- even for safety reasons! What happens when you want the loo or to nip out for a fag at half time? Can’t see Celtic agreeing to this somehow!

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Christina

Christina,
Is it fish nets?

BJF
5 years ago

Right on Charlie.

John mc mullen
5 years ago

The wheels have come of the sevco train
Wait Timmy we don’t do cheap nasty trains it’s only jumbo for us
Ps is that the David Murray we always heard about

Uralius
5 years ago

Caption: I fucking told Kris not to slide along the runway in celebration! Just look at what that crater he made did to that plane’s landing gear.

5 years ago

The Cha,
I hope Ewan H stays with us, he has great skills and energy. I was disappointed when Liam left. Ewan is the new/ other Ryan Christie.
5TB caption hilarious.
BL Bobby Lennox

5 years ago

Mm, Christie was Scotland’s Young Player of the Year, when he was at Inverness and it’s taken about 3 years to consolidate a 1st team place, which includes successful loan spells at Aberdeen.

He’s far behind this, so would probably need a year or 2 loans to be anywhere near up to speed.

Interestingly the fishal site has him down as a defender but I thought he was a midfielder like his bro.

Cortes
5 years ago

Stevie G: “You can crash at mine if I can have your wheels.”

Gav
5 years ago

Caption: High-flying Puggy’s winning run in the caption competition crashes in spectacular fashion

Monti
5 years ago

I see a Coldstream guard has been convicted of raping a young mother?
I thought the Army instilled discipline?

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Does it? Raping young women yards from his barracks, shooting pensioners from the tops of flat roofs, assisting loyalists to murder Catholics.

‘ Be the best ‘

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oh sergeant is this the adventure you meant, when you put my down on the line.

Mike
5 years ago

Fitba. Terminology, Exterminate, Exterminate, wearra Dalek’s.

Dribble, Touch line, Sweeper, Sliding tackle (wooft) Defensive Zone, (next to the Erotic Zone) Nutter, Heeder, Sclaff, Ball Carrier (as opposed to the Tarrier Carrier~) Out Swinger, Far Post, Billy’s favourite (free kick) Give it a go, Bicycle kick, Peg, Back heel (what aboot the front heel) eh. The centre-spot (ploocky) Angry (cross) and my favourite the James Forrest Toe-Poke.

Mike
5 years ago

As the 800 Spartans are caught like fish in the George Cadette circled by the mankies Piranha Fish and red white and blue snapper fish. The Great White Sharks of Scottish football…

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