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Celtic Diary Monday November 12: Back Where We Belong

Fair enough, it took a while, and there were one or two problems along the way, but a glance at the league table this morning shows that like true champions, the issues have been dealt with, and the world is rotating steadily on its axis again.

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POS. P W D L GF GA W D L GF GA GD PTS
1 Celtic 12 6 0 0 15 3 2 2 2 12 3 21 26
2 Heart of Midlothian 13 4 2 1 9 4 4 0 2 10 9 6 26
3 Rangers 12 5 1 0 22 4 2 2 2 10 7 21 24
4 Kilmarnock 13 3 1 2 9 6 4 2 1 10 6 7 24
5 St. Johnstone 13 3 2 1 9 8 4 0 3 7 10 -2 23
6 Aberdeen 12 4 1 1 10 4 2 2 2 6 6 6 21
7 Livingston 12 4 2 1 8 2 1 2 2 4 5 5 19
8 Hibernian 12 3 1 1 13 4 2 2 3 8 8 9 18
9 Motherwell 12 1 2 3 5 7 2 0 4 7 15 -10 11
10 Hamilton Academical 13 2 0 4 7 12 1 1 5 2 16 -19 10
11 St. Mirren 13 1 1 5 3 10 0 1 5 3 16 -20 5
12 Dundee 13 0 1 6 3 18 1 0 5 3 12 -24 4

Only five points separate the top six, and that fact prompted Hugh Keevins of Radio Clyde to declare that “the title race was back on “.

Someone ought to tell Bet 365. They’re not taking bets on it.

Oddschecker, which compares prices around the market , also suggests that the Radio Clyde pundit may not be worth listening to when it comes to choosing where to invest your money.

Scottish Premiership Betting Odds

Its not clear what Keevins bases his theory on, but it can’t be any more doo lally than this one…

Celtic returned to the summit of the table after a fairly robust encounter with Livingston on a pitch which you would feel would probably be better used for schools football, if you were the sort of schools sports administrator who really didn’t like kids.

Or football.

Livingston kicked , nutted and blocked their way through ninety minutes, whilst Celtic huffed and puffed, but it turned out to be one of those days.

More a point gained than two lost though, and with only Kristoffer Ajer getting hurt, maybe there was a big sigh of relief in the dressing room  after the game.

 

Media attention was focused on the minutes silence ahead of the match to mark one hundred years since Armistice Day back in 1918.

BBC Scotland and the red tops chipped in to hire specialist listening  equipment for the day..

Image result for menwith hill

but the silence was impeccably observed by all. As it should be.

Bill Leckie, who once wrote of synchronised coughing during one period of silence, ignored the scientific capabilites of the US base at Menwith hill, and instead sat quietly on the touchline..

Image result for vintage picture listening device

The silence is all that was needed to pay respects.

Over at ibrox, ahead of a 7-1 thrashing of Motherwell, which apprently means that ” the “rangers ” are coming ” again, solemn remembrance was also the order of the day…

The match programme featured this cover…

An image representing a fallen soldier in front of an image representing a fallen club. You have to hand it to the man behind it, capturing the two things that mean the most to the readers in a way that respects the fact that they are no longer with us.

Alright, they could perhaps have used the image of a British soldier…

but you have to appreciate the effort.

Of course, their respect for those injured or killed  only applies to soldiers, it seems…and not to kids who were ran down by one of their own…

 

Sky sports may well have won the right to exclusively broadcast Scottish football if reports are to be believed. Neil “dopey ” Doncaster is heading the negotiations team for the clubs, and reports indicate he’s set to accept around £33m a year from Sky.

The media somehow see this as an “incredible ” ( Scotsman ) figure, and whilst I find it incredible as well, its not for the same reason, and certainly not with the same enthusiasm.

Sky sports bring us piss poor presentation, piss poor pundits and above all, piss poor promotion. They treat the league as a filler for when they can’t find anything else to show, like the World Toe Nail clipping Championships, or the Round Britain over 75 Backwards Walk.

Andy Walker, on sky yesterday, announced that “every team needs a simulator “, or cheat , whilst Kris boyd refused to comment on the head butt from Dolly Managa on Ryan Christie-a red card in anyones rule book…except, of course, the SFA’s…

Walker, of course, is clueless, but boyd…fancy him avoiding controversy.

The daft sod even pointed to Olivier Ntcham signing a new contract as a sure sign of the unrest at Celtic …claiming that he wouldn’t have needed a new contract if he was happy…

Image result for clutching at straws

Sky TV ?

Tell them no, thanks.

Thats actually a little more polite than what we should tell them.

And frankly, if BT don’t up their offer, they can go and take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut as well.

The money clubs get from television isn’t worth begging for.

They’d be better off concentrating on getting supporters through the gates.

Or perhaps there is someone else they could turn to for advice…

SPFL should heed former Rangers chief Sir David Murray before agreeing TV deal – Michael Gannon

 

Yeah…maybe he could come up with some sort of tax saving initiative for the tv companies.

Quite how anyone thinks the man who shafted Scottish football over a number of years should be allowed anywhere near the game now is frankly bizarre, but thats the Lamb Munchers for you…

And a lamb muncher he surely is..

If Sky nab all the Scottish football rights can they give us Souness from time to time? Cracking pundit. 

 

Elsewhere…Patrick Roberts is set to cut short his loan deal with Girona…its not working out for him.

What was that we said about investing in players we know ?

 

Over on twitter, bobby rogic ginge spotted another lookalike from the current squad…

Any more ?

 

Yesterday, we had this treat…

 

Desmond and the Dekkers November 11, 2018 at 9:56 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: all the very best Kris in whatever you decide to do after your football and punditry careers come to an end this summer 

Today..

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Paul McGovern
5 years ago

Lovely orange hue to that programme front page, ticking most of the klan’s boxes!

5 years ago

That’s rich coming from the Queen’s Own Deserters who were all given jobs in the shipyards during WW2 so they wouldn’t have to fight for “thur country”.

The huns take hypocrisy and cowardice to new levels.

5 years ago

The first cry of “The Ramgers are coming!”

jimmybee
5 years ago

Caption: That’s the GB cortege coming lads.
COYBIG.

Alzyerpal
5 years ago

Caption : Sky Sport win exclusive rights to film Scottish Football.

D'Fhinnein Mick
5 years ago

Yesterday’s match was brutal,but a forerunner of the garbage we can expect during international fortnight.

Here’s an antidote.

https://sentinelcelts.com/2018/11/12/international-break-best-ever-game-series-the-6-2/

puggy67
5 years ago

Being a digital immigrant I genuinely thought #WATP stood for what a total prick. It’s never left me and is one of those basic errors that comes in right handy.

Caption: Tragedy as Chris Boyd lights a cigarette after his fifth burrito.

charlie
5 years ago

caption 100miles behind thum some joker phones the 3 stoogies and sais wait for it wait for it

puggy67
5 years ago

Lookalikes: Dorus de Vries and Kendo Nagasaki. Leigh Griffiths and several of the other other player’s weans. Peter Lawwell and the haunted fairground owner in Scooby Doo. James Forrest and Tony Soprano’s boy. Kieran Tierney and Christ.

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption

Middleboro parachute payment arrives at riverside stadium ,sky sports film crew there to capture the moment…

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago

Caption: I have been assured by the MOD we are far enough away. Also we taught all the kids to hide unde the desk if this happens.

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago

It’s rich beyond satire that “sir” David Murray should be advising anyone about anything in business or football. This is the man who oversaw the biggest sporting scandal in UK history. The illegal EBT scheme was on his watch and he himself took advantage of it. Has Hector paid him a visit? Or has he registered all his worldly goods in his wife’s name like we Baz did? Surely even the dafties that go every week to see the tribute act understand that this is the man who killed their beloved Rangers.

Uralius
5 years ago

Caption: Are these the Nevada desert tests that coated towns like St. George in Southern Utah in clouds of radioactive dust? Frightening to think 60 years later Uralius would spend 4 nights in St. George with his wife and 6 month old daughter only to hear about how radioactive the town and surrounding area was 2 years later. 🙁

George Lazenbhoy
5 years ago

Caption: at the sevco press conference, the SMSM prefer to film a field of pricks instead of the obvious story.

jimboh
5 years ago

Caption…
Director…”Stop Filming…Could we maybe ask them to do that once more but this time without the Celtic light show in the background”.e

Jinkylarrson
5 years ago

Caption… bomber Brown finds Kings war chest.

DixieD
5 years ago

Caption: Ibrox upgrade complete!

Monti
5 years ago

Weered,
If those explosions were tic toc, aren’t we missing four or five other mushrooms? 🙂

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes m8 & yourself?

Honest hoops
5 years ago

Caption; located a person not wearing a poppy sir!!….fire!!

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Honest hoops

🙂

Cortes
5 years ago

Lustig has a touch of the Upstairs about him:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bellamy_(Upstairs,_Downstairs)

nick66
5 years ago

Caption.
Sky sport gas bag, Kris Boyd, thought lighting his farts would be a good idea. Hope he was in the studio at the time.

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Una leaves the cooker on…..

Desertbhoy
5 years ago

the big hoose implodes and green growth sighted in Govan

Mike
5 years ago

“Tavnier Penalty was the cry”, as the Well were hung out to dry, no matter how hard they did try, or munched on their rancid pie, it was shown on Sky, man that bunch of sleekit Huns are fly.

How many penalties have the Huns been awarded? I read somewhere over the rainbow that they had been awarded more penalties than the WHOLE of the rest of the SPFL. Its no fair, its sair, could someone please share, how is that allowed… Oh wait!

Gerry
5 years ago

Caption:
Bomber’s daughter brings home a Kafflick!

Mike
5 years ago

“The Rangers are really coming” shouts the Cha, as he lets one rip.

5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I didn’t see that one coming. 😉

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Neither did we, but…. 😉

Uralius
5 years ago

So I just got an email from Brendan. Ryan Christie has just signed a new 3 year deal.

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Caption: America bringing piece to another lucky country.

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike Annis

Caption: Peace the old fashioned way. ‘Murica, fuck yeah!

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike Annis

Caption: Scotland shortly after the SFA release news of Scottish Cup games going to a 3rd subscription channel.

Devoy45
5 years ago

Penalty Stats:
Mike, Statto I ain’t but here’s what I think are this season’s league penalty totals so far:
Sevco 6
Hearts 5
St. Johnstone 4
Killie 4
Celtic 3
Sevco has been awarded as many penalties as Aberdeen, Motherwell, St. Mirren, Hamilton and Hibs put together!
You’d expect the league’s top club, with players like Rogic, Sinclair, Forrest, etc. to have more than just half the penalties the MIBs have awarded to Sevco? Ken?
As Fenians/Tims we know better. When Gerrard complains, the MIBs oblige. Hope this helps.
“Celtic by Numbers” might do a better job on this.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Thanks Devoy, I really did think that the Huns had won more than that, every week I read that they had won another penalty, that is why he is called “Tavnier Penalty” he must be the leagues top scorer. 😉

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Yyyyaaaaawwwwnnnnn

BJF
5 years ago

Caption with due acknowledgment to Uralius:” Rangers implosion in 2012 captured by Utah surveillance station.”
Well that’s it then hardly worth Celtic completing the remainder of their fixtures according to the print media, the new club’s defeat of 10 man 3 rd of the bottom Motherwell so they are home and dry! Their next match is against Livingston,they’ll enjoy that or maybe not.
Without the travelling I still think playing the 3 rd best team in the Bundelieg is pretty demanding, beating them even more so. I will take yesterday’s result the only serious downside was yiung Ajer’s injury, this makes the acquisition of a competent fit centre half who can cope with our training programmes even more essential.

jimmybee
5 years ago

Plastic pitches are Celtics greatest enemy this season. We haven’t played well on them.
The players look uncomfortable every time they take the field. But Livi should have went down to 10 and the floodgates would have opened. Fair play to young Christie though he faced it up and let him know he couldn’t push him around.
Top of the league in the cup final and everything to play for in the europa, its going to be a mighty end to the year. HH.

Mike
5 years ago

I thought that Clancy had a minger, plastic pitch’s and teams of Sumo wrestler’s add rubbish referee’s who’s only claim is one of inadequacy into the mix and we have all seen how this plays out before. It had a zero zero draw written all over it from the off. How can any professional player be expected to play with any degree of skill on that abomination of plastic and they say that they are trying to rid the World of it. There should be a basic set of rule, that every team who plays top tier football complies with and rule number one the basic one of playing on grass. Some would say “but it takes two teams to play, both on the same surface” but the truth is that the ones who play on it all the time do have an advantage and bring in the type of player best suited to playing on it. No professional team should be forced to play on plastic. Bencovic is a case in point, a loanee of high value, if his parent club knew that he was asked to play on plastic, would they allow it? I wouldn’t think so…

5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Benny didn’t play at Killie and was only a sub y’day but had to play the last 20 due to Ajer’s injury.

Dunno if this is a policy decision after consulting Leicester but it’s interesting that it was him and not Hendry that came on.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Moan moan moan….Livi deserved a point ffs….let’s move on!

Monti
5 years ago

Curran looks half decent….

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Right sided one m8

Gav
5 years ago

Caption: Sky Sports graphic explains the lightbulb moment of Boyds first original thought

Martybhoy59
5 years ago

Caption

Kirk braoadfoot attempts to microwave another egg

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Caption
Arf Arf chaps don’t worry about any fallout. The good doctors tell us that we’ll get a mild headache and a case of the sniffles

Devoy45
5 years ago

My stats were for league matches only, not counting the League Cup or Europe. Tavernier is 5 out of 5 in the league.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy,
So fucking what?
Why are you even talking about those fucks?

Monti
5 years ago

Some credit has to go to Livingston ( Menga apart ) for what they put into the game, to merit the draw on Sunday.
I think a few on here have not played football at any level.
For me there was two key factors on Sunday, 1) an ameteur, playing surface.
Two) Due to playing Leipzig on Thursday, we didn’t have the extra bit of energy that would allow the players to lift their pace & movement.
Actually i’ll say 3) Livingston as a side work their socks off & give everything, they are a credit to their manager, when you don’t have access to funds, they have to fight tooth & nail with what they have.
They have beaten Sevco, Hibs & drawn with Celtic at home, did they not beat or draw with Hearts at Tynecastle?

Let’s give some credit to the opposition at times.

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Here here

Monti
5 years ago

TicTc,
Good morning, you guys ok?

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