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Celtic Diary Monday November 5: Get Those Disco Lights Ready

Alright, maybe the recent domestic form is getting us a wee bit ahead of ourselves, but Thursday return game with RB Liepzig is shaping up to be one of those nights under the lights, to coin a phrase.

By the way, keep a look out for Uralius’s excellent piece on their squad…( Tomorrow, probably…)

And we’ve got those new lights in as well.

Free scoring Celtic need to have faith in themselves that they can repeat the blistering domestic form at the next level, and with manager Rodgers capable of instilling that belief, the press are doing their best to counter his efforts..

Craig Swan, in the Record…

Celtic warned they’ll struggle for goals as Europa League foes RB Leipzig aim to carry on amazing run

The German side are confident of keeping anyone at bay right now as they embark on a run of consecutive clean sheets. 

German side…”amazing “…”confident”

Celtic …..”warned “…”struggle ”

And thats just the headlines… I’ve highlighted the bits in the text that Swan presumably hopes will discourage our players and fans, but earn him a couple of brownie points with his boss..

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RB Leipzig keeper Peter Gulacsi reckons Celtic are about to hit a brick wall.

The Hungarian keeper, who played for Brendan Rodgers during his spell at Liverpool, believes his side are rock solid heading to Glasgow having bagged a sixth successive clean sheet at the weekend.

RB Leipzig hammered Hertha Berlin 3-0 to rack up their latest success which has taken them to third spot in the Bundesliga and pushed them to the brink of qualification to the knockout stages of the Europa League.

Gulacsi and his defensive team-mates are forming a formidable barrier and he said: “The fact that we have now played six competitive games in a row to without losing a goal a goal is a merit to the entire team. 

The rest of the article contains the quotes from other at Liepzig, and its the usual pre match bluster, but Swan has decided not to look at it this way.

Thats probably because he can’t.

Over at the Daily Mail, discredited former player Kris Commons offered Brendan some advice, which oddly enough wasn’t

Take no notice of me, I’m full of shit

Instead, the soup slurping former fans favourite showed why he’s a former fans favourite…

Visiting teams no longer feel intimidated and the only way Celtic can change that is by winning games on a consistent basis. That’s the one thing that has been lacking in the Rodgers era. For all the slick football Celtic have played domestically, they haven’t had a really standout home victory in Europe.

“The 3-3 draw against Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City a couple of years ago was thrilling to watch, but it wasn’t a win. A real statement victory in Europe is the one box Rodgers still needs to tick. I actually fancy them to do it on Thursday, given how strong their form has been over the past few weeks.

“If they lose, though, they can kiss goodbye to any chance of European football after Christmas. This is now a must-win.” 

Although he said he fancies Celtic to win, you don’t get that from the tone of the article.

Again, note the subliminal message to the players…Visiting teams no longer feel intimidated  

He’s slyly trying to suggest to the players that  the one advantage that Celtic do have over nearly every other team, is no longer the case..

The monday jury in the Record discusses Celtic’s chances, in the hope the players will read it…

Celtic host RB Leipzig on Thursday. Can they get their Europa League campaign back on track with a win?

Keith Jackson: This is a very different Celtic side to the one which started the European campaign. It’s better than it was just a couple of weeks ago in Germany. So yes, they’ll take all three points on Thursday to fire themselves into the mix for the knockout rounds.

Craig Swan: Celtic will need to be superb and Leipzig just off it to get a win. Given the way the Germans are playing at the moment, it’s unlikely.

Gavin Berry: When it comes to the group stage, opposing European teams no longer fear going to Parkhead. And with Timo Werner, rested for the game in Germany, firing again with a couple of goals in Saturday’s 3-0 win over Hertha Berlin, Celtic will be doing well to avoid defeat. 

Gordon Parks: Doubtful. Sadly for Celtic, the Germans operate on a superior level and that extra bit of quality will count again. 

Only Keith Jackson offers an optimistic view, and only Jackson views it from a Celtic perspective, so credit to him. The others are all of a sudden experts on German football…except of course for Gordon Parks, who isn’t an expert on anything, anywhere.

To get the views of this jury into some sort of perspective, here’s something else they deliberated on…

Alex McLeish names his squad for the Nations League deciders against Albania and Israel tomorrow, who would you call up or drop?

Keith Jackson wanted Kris Boyd back, while Craig Swan and Gordon Parks went for Steven Fletcher…

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For me, there is a new found confidence in the team, a confidence which has been there in the last two Europa games.

Against Salzburg Celtic played well until half time, but failed to adapt in the second half to a couple of changes in the way Salzburg played.

Against Liepzig, a lack of concentration cost dearly.

I know its the same old story, but there is, as Paul McStay used to say, a buzz about the place right now, and the management, the players and the support have all got their mojo back.

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No, not that one.

The one that matters.

Listen to Oddsone Edouard.. ( Well, read it…)

‘I think it will be a totally different game to the match in Germany,’ 

‘It is a home match for us so it is going to be totally different.

‘We want to win every match so that will be the same on Thursday evening against Leipzig. We know that this is a really important game for us, so we want to go into it with the best approach and the best mindset.

‘There is a good dynamic about the team at the moment and we are in good form. We are always working harder to get better and trying to improve our standards to get the wins.’ 

and Filip Benkovic…

I think it will be a different game here,”

“The atmosphere is different and the pressure feels different.

“We seem more confident on our own pitch. We have the backing of our own support and the way we have played in the last few games has given us a lot of belief.

“We know that Leipzig are a good team. But I think we have seen enough to feel that we can win the game on Thursday night. It will not be easy for us.

“But we are playing well just now. There are a lot of goals and that always gives you so much confidence as a team.

“I am not trying to think that we need to win the game or anything like that. I think we just need to let the game take care of itself and not put more pressure on ourselves. If we go out and play as we can then I think we can take the three points.” 

Quiet confidence, thats all, just quiet confidence.

And just before the game, get someone to pin up the pap from the papers..

 

Back to the Hearts game at the weekend, and there was a storm on twitter as one Hearts fan claimed he was thrown out..

Chucked out of Celtic Park for flying the flag of my country 

He’s got a point.

Look at the heavy handed steward and police action here…

In the bottom picture , the steward on the right can barely control himself.

In actual fact, the Hearts fan left early because his team were losing, which is something he may have to get used to.

Oh, and as Etims colleague Broadsword helpfully pointed out to the Hearts fan on twitter..

It finished 5-0 to Celtic by the way.

For all supporters, the match day experience is different.

I wasn’t at the game on Saturday, but I’d like you to know that the bathroom is coming along fine.

However, we did have a Monti at the Match…

What can i say about yesterday’s game that hasn’t been said already? Quite simply the Hoops were outstanding again, apart from a couple of comedy moments between Gordon & Boyata, that were avoidable.
The day got off to a good start, got through to Glasgow about midday, nipped into the WH Smith at Buchanan st bus station for a ‘ Lion Bar ‘ ( i know i know fat bastard), first bite i took & realised something was wrong, spat it out much to the disgust of two auld wimmin who were quite rightly tut tutting at having to witness this.
Anyway got the bus down to Parkhead, got a cheeseburger & headed into Turnstiles bar for some lager & Rebel music, both of which flowed.
Voodude & the tarrier carrier Republican Army duly arrived just as i was leaving, so only a brief moment to say HH, the bar staff looked relieved i had left as this allowed another 6 in.
Met up with SteveNaive & Cal ( top men btw ) & into Paradise we go via the food hall for a pie…cough.
Situated close enough to the Jambo away ‘ support ‘ to antagonise them but far away enough not to smell them, a horrible lot they are.
Celtic scored some wonderful goals & could have added more, but the message was sent to them & they received it 5 times, Get it right fucking up them!
All in all a good day out, result & performance, great stuff.
Man of the match? Stevie’s son Cal for puting up with my industrial language for 90 mins, well done lad.
Wouldn’t have been at the game yesterday if it wasn’t for SteveNaive, so once again thanks for the ticket m8 & nice to put a face to the name. 
Going to the game isn’t always about the football, its about the people you go with, the people you meet and the little things that happen that make it a day to remember.
Except for me, I’m usually stuck with those miserable bastards in the tarrier carrier.
And they say that only I can make a long day even longer….
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12 noon today, and we have an Etims exclusive online…don’t miss it.
Yesterdays caption competition..
jimmybee November 4, 2018 at 10:43 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Stevie did you bring any gear up the road with you m8. Aye soft lad ave got DVds viagra etc in me rucksack see me after the match.

today…
Oh, Scottish Conservative MP Ross Thomson has asked me to point out that there is not a misprint in his surgery schedule for the week…
Ross Thomson MP

Here are my upcoming surgeries 👇🏻📆 Tuesday 6th Nov 📍Airyhall ⏰ 14.00 📆 Friday 16th Nov 📍Cults ⏰ 10.00 📆 Friday 30th Nov 📍Kincorth ⏰ 14.00 All are welcome. No appointment is necessary.

It is  supposed to say “Cults . “

He was worried that it would be mistaken as a rallying call for anyone who voted for him.

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puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Marching time for the Kilamranock LOL Gastric Band.

puggy67
5 years ago
Reply to  puggy67

Kilmarnock!

Mike Annis
5 years ago

The Herald toady. Celtic win against injury ravaged Hearts. They never give up do they. Why we tolerate the, at CP is beyond me.

Caption Fat old footballer fails audition for Strictly

5 years ago

Fearts fan Charlie Thompson loyally deserts his team as it’s getting PUMPED, proudly dragging the flag of “his country” behind him on the ground, then tries to kid on he is being thrown out for displaying it.

Fearts fans. They get more embarrassing by the day.

What a bunch of FANNIES!

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
Ah can do the Masonic handshake too

The media are so sad, a bit like Lying Levein, no credit for a performance that ripped the Herz apart. Calmac us the new Broonie, but he has the eye for a class pass, however Gordon is absolutely shite.
At a few games I have watched him trying to be clever, but that is one thing he is not
Looking forward to the disco lights on Thursday, if We are on time

charlie
5 years ago

neither did his hair transplant

Monti
5 years ago

CS,
If the board had backed Brendan in the summer transfer window, we’d be in the CL this season, they didn’t and we aren’t.
Brendan doesn’t NEED a big scalp win in Europe, it would be nice but he doesn’t NEED it, he is doing a great job.
I wouldn’t get obsessed chasing European glory….step by step build.

There’s only two men to blame for us not being at the top table, Lawwell & Boyata!

hector
5 years ago

Did we not win 3-0 away to Anderlecht in last seasons Champions League or does that result not count?!

Honest to fuck….there’s just no pleasing some miserable basturts!

bgbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  hector

French eddy has been decidingly average too allegedly

he bends the truth to try and fit his agenda

TicToc
5 years ago

Caption: And they say “Steve Bruce has got a big fat head”!

5 years ago

Charlie , who maybe should be booking an appointment at Specksavers as he clearly can’t see what Country Commons rubbish is aimed at . When a Scottish team plays in Europe ,all Scottish football people should be hoping for success , especially a writer who earned millions from that club .
I regard Commons contributions as useless as the idiots who post here and take the angle that they are independent football writers , All bloody idiots who troll away & think they are important

broxburnbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

If the shoe fits DJ – so when the Sevco are in Europe are you a big supporter?

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

DJ Smith,
Is it cold in our shadow?
Stupid, stupid Hun!

SteveNaive
5 years ago

Monti,
Cathal was laughing…I tend not to get animated because he is there. That’s why I have no fingernails left…even at a game we knew we would win. We enjoyed your support and enjoyment of the game. Will do it again.

Puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: The Inside No9 episode where there’s fuck all going on.

broxburnbhoy
5 years ago

Charlie I think we can trust Brendan to have learned from the previous game.

jimmybee
5 years ago

Monti goes to an actual game and its front page headlines ffs Ralph .Whits this site coming tae. 🙂

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,
Shut yer pus 🙂

jimmybee
5 years ago

Thanks for your very own important contribution 🙂

Mike
5 years ago

I knew he was at the game because their was a blinding light going back up to the sky during the game, at first I thought it was the North star but then I realised that it was the suns reflection going back up into the sky. I thought to myself are they guiding in the German bombers… again.

Mike
5 years ago

“Seek and you shall find” you can find all kinds of negativity, if you want to, you can make all kinds of stats say what you want them to say, it is always harder to find positivity, but one thing you cannot argue about is that this Celtic team has got its MOJO back. It is playing to a standard now that we all wanted to see, the ball is moving quicker up the park in many different areas, the defence is as good as we have ever seen it recently. Look forward to January and with a few, just a few, new quality players coming in, we might just make a wee dent into Europe, here’s hoping. A side benefit is..watching and listening to those greeting faced Hun bastards wee pus’s greeting into there hankies, BOO FUCKIN HOO..

Uralius
5 years ago

Caption:
1. Pas de bourrée is a classical ballet term meaning beating steps.
2. Bourré is a French term to describe someone who is pissed, loaded smashed or plastered.
3. Pas de bourré translates to mean not pissed, loaded, smashed or plastered.

Conclusion: This imbecile is attempting to convince everyone that he is sober by incorrectly dancing ballet….

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

My daughter has been doing ballet for almost a year now.

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Caption: Kris Boyd is hoping join his friend Steven Maclean in this year’s Christmas ballet The Nut Cracker.

5 years ago

Caption “This is how big the porkies I told about the ‘splits’ in the Celtic changing room”

jimmybee
5 years ago

Wear a poppy dont wear a poppy but no need to sing a fuckin stupid song about it.
Here’s to one of our own. HH
Stokes, James
James Stokes was a recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest and most prestigious award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be awarded to British and Commonwealth forces.

One of the most heroic actions of World War II took place on the attack at Kerbenheim, Rhineland, Germany on 1 March 1945. Private James Stokes of the Kings Shropshire Light Infantry dashed ahead of his platoon without waiting for orders and routed two enemy strong-points and captured 17 Germans single-handedly. He finally fell, riddled with bullets, only 20 yards from the objective. He died during this combat move.

This 30 year-old ex-labourer, born in Commercial Road, received the posthumous award of the Victoria Cross, the highest award possible in the armed services, for what was undoubtedly an act of supreme courage.

He was a Gorbals boy and a Celtic supporter, and for his deeds he will be very fondly remembered by us all.
In Holland, on 1st March, 1945, during the attack on Kervenheim, Private Stokes was a member of the leading section of a Platoon. During the advance the Platoon came under intense rifle and medium machine gun fire from a farm building and was pinned down. The Platoon Commander began to reorganise the Platoon when Private Stokes, without waiting for any orders, got up and, firing from the hip, dashed through the enemy fire and was seen to disappear inside the farm building. The enemy fire stopped and Private Stokes reappeared with twelve prisoners. During this operation he was wounded in the neck.

This action enabled the Platoon to continue the advance to the next objective, and Private Stokes was ordered back to the Regimental Aid Post. He refused to go and continued the advance with his Platoon.

On approaching the second objective the Platoon again came under heavy fire from a house on the left. Again, without waiting for orders, Private Stokes rushed the house by himself, firing from the hip. He was seen to drop his rifle and. fall to the ground wounded. However, a moment later he got to his feet again, picked up his rifle and continued to advance, despite the most intense fire which covered not only himself but the rest of the Platoon. He entered the house and all firing from it ceased. He subsequently rejoined his Platoon who, due to his gallantry, had been able to advance bringing five more prisoners.

At this stage the Company was forming up for its final assault on the objective, which was a group of buildings, forming an enemy strong point. Again, without waiting for orders, Private Stokes, although now severely wounded and suffering from loss of blood, dashed on the remaining 60 yards to the objective, firing from the hip as he struggled through intense fire. He finally fell 20 yards from the enemy position, firing his rifle until the last, and as the Company passed him in the final charge he raised his hand and shouted goodbye. Private Stokes was found to have been wounded eight times in the upper part of the body.

Private Stokes one object throughout this action was to kill the enemy, at whatever personal risk. His magnificent courage, devotion to duty and splendid example, inspired all those round him and ensured the success of the attack at a critical moment; moreover, his self-sacrifice saved his Platoon and Company many serious casualties.
—London Gazette, 13 April 1945
Of course the man was only there as he had set about some thugs who had abused his wife.
Prison or Normandy was b.s. option and off he went. God Bless you James Stokes VC.
Lest we forget.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,
Good stuff m8

Monti
5 years ago

Ralph,
Can i plug our Gerry Adams new cookbook, it’s called ‘ The Negotiators cookbook ‘ 🙂

Contents: ‘ Come out you rack of Lambs ‘
‘ The Peas process ‘
‘ Long Quiche ‘

🙂

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

1)The Spam song
2)Sean South of Minestrone
3) The Rhythm of Thyme
4) Get the Fruits out now
5) The FLANnel through the tunnel

Puggy67
5 years ago

“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.” I’ll leave it at that

Morto
5 years ago

Caption: You think I’m a fat, orange, barsteward, you should see McCoist.

Hartson's Comb
5 years ago

Caption:

“Pickled Onion Monster Munch: get yours today before this fat bastard gobbles them all!”

Paddybhoy67
5 years ago

Fat bast ard mimics fat bast ard doing the fat bast ard dance.

Pat Higney
5 years ago

Caption: Boyd and his imaginary partner try out for Strictly Hun Dancing.

5 years ago

I dont get to many games, probably twice a year. Of course ive got celtic tv and i hardley ever Post but ive had a few(monday clug) love you guys xxx

charlie
5 years ago

caption penny for the guy

5 years ago

Im normally Pappnase hh

Hoophooray
5 years ago

Caption: and I hold in my hands the entire content of the Rangers trophy room…

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Pies at Celtic park are shocking. I dropped mine and it cracked the cement underfoot. Scalded mouth as well. Chips were ok though

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Mine was fine……

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti after your Lion Bar escapade you would’ve eaten a raw pig.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

I don’t like Police!

Mike
5 years ago

Bobby Shafto is on the train,
pished as a newt, feeling no pain,
He’s gonny watch the Celtic playing Leipzig once again,
When he gets home how can he ever explain,
The marks on his breeks, the funny wee stain,
As his misses looks at him with total disdain,
Her abject anger she cannot contain,

Run for your life Boabby, she’s got the rolling pin…out.

Monti
5 years ago

Gerry Adams Cookbook: Pasta shells in the sky

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