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Celtic Diary Sunday October 28: Remind Them Whats Ours.

Its Cup Semi final day.

Its four o’clock in the morning, or three o’clock, depending on which timepiece you trust in my house.

So if this piece gets cut short it’ll be because I’m looking at the wrong one.

As you can gather, we’re on the road again today, hence being up with the larks, and even they’re having a moan because they expected an extra hour in bed.

 

We pulled a flanker on the hire company as well. They told us they only had a seventeen seater available today, but when I went into their office yesterday pretending to be going on a fishing trip they suddenly found a nine seater, so we won;t be rattling around the highways and byways at forty miles an hour getting on each others nerves.

Its amazing what a little polite desperation can do.

 

Anyway, in a week that has seen all sorts of tittle tattle hit the headlines, the players simply need to be reminded that the League cup is theirs, has been for a couple of years, and that they should offer no qurter to anyone who tries to take it off them.

Hearts will be backed at Murrayfield by a support around twice the size that they are used to, whilst around 30,000 Celts will be in attendance, roughly half of what our lads are used to.

Potentially, we could be in for a treat.

The manager appears to be leaving nothing to chance. Or fretting over the tiniest of details… according to the Record

Brendan Rodgers insists Murrayfield will be pitch perfect for Celtic today – after talks with the SRU’s head ground.

The Hoops manager was embroiled in a bitter turf war with Hearts over the met there back in May. Rodgers claimed Hearts’ tactic of growing the grass long to stifle Celtic’s style of passing on the deck was “embarrassing”.

But the Celts boss has satisfied himself that they’ll be playing on a 
carpet at the home of rugby in tomorrow’s Betfred Cup semi-final.

Murrayfield has the same £2m hybrid surface installed at Celtic Park 
earlier this year. 

Rodgers said:

It will hopefully make for a good game then.

 “The pitch will be 105m long and 68m wide. That’s the same size as Hampden.

And the length of grass? That will be down to 24mm, which is UEFA guideline size – and just happens to be the exact same length as at Celtic Park.

“I have spoken to the groundsman at 
Murrayfield and they’ve got standards.

“They have top ground staff, the pitch is superb and they want a showcase game too. One guy was from Falkirk and the other is a Raith fan. I had a good chat with both of them. 

They’re neutrals and want the best pitch.

“I spoke to them when they were working on the pitch when we were 
training there on Tuesday.

“It would be ignorant not to talk to them, right?

“I was just asking them what size they though the pitch would be – and how long the grass would be!” 

I bet they were thrilled.

Celtic will have Tom Rogic and James Forrest available, and its these two who will be expected to create the chances for each other and the rest of the team.

Leigh Griffiths hasn;t gone AWOL, despite a few stories to that effect, he’s merely concerned he’ll get the blame for another baby which came along this week and has gone into hiding.

Image result for ruth davidson baby

Due to Conservative party policy, the couple are only allowed another one, and they’ve been deciding what colour to go for this time.

 

Celtic need to put the defeat to Liepzig behind them and focus on retaining the League Cup.

You can’t have a treble without the League Cup.

 

It would also be nice to wipe that smile off Craig Leveins face.

You cannot deny he’s done a wonderful job clearing up after the mess he made when he was football director and Hearts are a different proposition from last season, but he does go on a bit.

And Stephen Naismith has , in his own mind, been elevated to a standard that should have Barcelona knocking on his door in January.

Again, lets put them in their place.

 

Gordon, Lustig, Hendry, Benkovic, Tierney, Mulumbu, MacGregor, Forrest, Rogic, Edouard Griffiths.

You know why , if fit, I’ve chosen Mulumbu…

Image result for football foul gif

Naismith,,,and the rest of the cloggers…need a bit of a taste of what to expect.

The game doesn’t promise to be pretty, and will as a result generate a decent atmosphere.

All I want is for Celtic to play like they want to win, as that should be enough.

Prediction ?

I don’t think Hearts will be in this one at all, and reckon Celts will cruise to a 3 or 4 goal win.

 

Those of you travelling today might want to have a look at this map, and be aware that for some time now the Celtic SLO has been advising everyone to get there early.

Just been to Ops planning meeting for Sun, the most important piece of info that I took from it was Be Early!! Gates open 12 noon 🍀🚌🚗

This map has been made available, and it shows the area in an easy to identify colour scheme, including a blue line to represent the police presence.

 

 

Despite what is likely to be a heavy handed police operation today, try to have fun.

Like those who went to Germany did..

By the way, the League Cup is the SPFLs trophy, and they are under the guidance of Neil doncaster, who acts for the clubs….

Theres the problem. He speaks for the clubs….

 

Elsewhere, and there are tales that the merchandising operation may be in trouble at Ibrox, and the club-or companys-legal team will soon have earned enough attendance points to go on the Courts Christmas knees up.

Its not like the media to avoid stories out of ibrox, although we are still waiting for them to trumpet the last share issue…if issue is the right word.

Perhaps they haven’t paid Traynor either….

The glasgow club are in action today in the other semi final where they face Aberdeen, and they’re taking no chances as the prospect of a first ever major trophy comes closer.

All four of the match officials have been carefully selected to avoid any accusations that they may have been approached to favour “rangers ”

Those chosen won’t need to be approached. They already know what they need to do.

 

On Friday we had this picture

jimmybee October 26, 2018 at 1:27 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption: I said wear fancy dress for Halloween not wear a fuckin fancy dress. 

today..

 

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Devoy45
5 years ago

I’m an early riser too Ralph. Have a safe journey up to see the Bhoys win—big. Coybig!

Pat Higney
5 years ago

Caption: Ralph addresses the rest of his CSC mates, “ I swear to god, they said it was a luxury 9 seater bus! Billy, the hire manager gave me his word!!”

Pat Higney
5 years ago

Enjoy the game all, I will unfortunately be half way through a 12 hour shift when it’s on.
C’mon the hoops,HH

Bob
5 years ago

Let’s do this mob today as they appear to be getting too big for their boots and getting ideas above their station.Thursday apart we are hitting a bit of form now so let’s show them who the “REAL” top dogs are!! Hail Hail.

Spudscave
5 years ago

Caption The first case of up skirting was recorded in Holland in the early 18 th century the fellow was a one Van nastiroy

Eugene McElhinney
5 years ago
Reply to  Spudscave

Brilliant.

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Not going to game but still awake early. Bloody clock change. Safe journey.

Caption: If you shout Gardez L’eau once more I’m going to come up there and stick that chanty up yer @#&&£@.

Eugene McElhinney
5 years ago

Caption : Leigh Griffiths’ great great great grandfather ‘ knocks up’ ‘ two birds in one night.

portpower
5 years ago

Have a Grand and Sound day Ghirls and Bhoys.

Gordon

Lustig Hendry Benkovic Tierney

Kouassi

Ntcham McGregor

Forrest Edouard Morgan.

Celts 7-0.

Jboy
5 years ago

Griffiths hiding place exposed by angry Santa

5 years ago

Let’s pump this Mob today, can’t wait to hear Levein resort to whinging like his master Jim Jefferies taught him.
Caption:The advent calendar almost didn’t catch on.

Paul McGovern
5 years ago

Caption – Build a bonfire……

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Today should bring a reality check for the Hertz supporters who have enjoyed a freak start to the season so far but their bubble has to burst sooner or later and there’s no better time for that to happen than today in what is a high pressure fixture. Thay are no Leicester City and Levein is no Ranieri. Outside their own horrible ratpit (one of the worst places to go in the entire U.K) they are no great shakes. Fuck them. They wilted against the huns at ipox recently just as they will wilt against us this afternoon at Murrayfield.

If we can just carry on from where we left off after impressively disposing of St Johnstone and Hibs playing high-quality, high-speed one-touch football we should win with a couple of goals to spare. I wouldn’t read too much into the Leipzig disappointment, we were greatly understrength and Europe is an entirely different ball game. It would be a huge bonus if Rogic is fit for today for when he and Jamesie start to turn it on, French Eddy comes into his own as well. Don’t know if Griff will be fit but if he is, I’d definitely include him as well as his input could be vital in a big match like this. Unfortunately Mulumbu is injured and I don’t trust Kouassi so McGregor and Ntcham should occupy the central midfield berths. The defence is a major worry with Boyata suspended and Simunovic crocked but Ajer, who has been back in training, could make the bench. Benkovic will have a key role to play.

Gordon

Lustig Hendry Benkovic Tierney

McGregor Ntcham

Forrest Rogic Edouard

Griffiths

Subs: Bain, Izaguirre, Ajer, Kouassi, Christie, Morgan, Sinclair

Hoops 3 Wee huns 1

COYBIG

My thoughts are with Leicester City

Uralius
5 years ago

Caption: Q. Why do we have to sleep in here?
A. Because we need to save money for the “ranjurs” and can’t heat a whole room.

Uralius
5 years ago

Caption:
Woman. Da’ why are we in hiding?
Man. The ranjurs are coming.
Woman. But I was five when you first put me in here.

Level 5 plant
5 years ago

Caption. Has someone left a tap running up there?
COYBIG

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption…
Where ever I lay my hat that’s my home…

Una
5 years ago

Caption

Son would you and your sister keep the noise down as I’m aff to hampden in the morning to watch the ranjurs against the sheep

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption 2…

The Auld codger is rapping on the side…

Graffiti on the wall is it ya fenian bassas…turn that gramaphone down …some of us have a walk in the morning

Cortes
5 years ago

Caption:
I saw a mouse.
Where?
There, on the stair…

charlie
5 years ago

caption is that the tories innovative new two bed semis for the discerning homeless family

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

High class lobby dossiers ?

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Dossers

charlie
5 years ago

3-0 to the champions today COYBIG

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

You’ll be gettin’ the drinks in then, Charlie? Good shout.

A game of two halves if ever there was one; from dire to delightful and an important marker put down today.
If it wisnae Hearts I could’ve summoned up a wee bit of sympathy for them but it wiz and I didnae.
Hopefully by this time next week the Edinburgh scum will be so sick of bein’ humped by the Bhoys in Green and Boys in Green (midweek) they’ll be “jumpin’ ootae windaes” like their deid cousins used to.
COYBIG
HH

Puggy67
5 years ago

Dear the worst today. We need fighters as well as players and this squad is short on the latter

Caption: Uni-sex open confession prove the final straw for Father Theobald.

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Miss mikes input anyone know his email. Welfare check like ?
He’s an institution here and has a heart of gold I’m guessing

FredDDobbs
5 years ago

I see davie provo is talking out of his arse. like all provos he knows fuck all

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2018/10/28/david-provan-thinks-celtic-boss-brendan-rodgers-has-given-up-on/

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
The ghosts of Ibrokes past celebrate their Universal Credit approval.

This is a game we must win, the wee Huns are at the bottom of the pit, Probably ‘Garde Loo’ was invented for them.
A 3-0 would do nicely with Rogic, Forrest and McGregor scoring
Have to watch this one on BT,

FredDDobbs
5 years ago

Is Glen Hoddle being punished by God?

FredDDobbs
5 years ago

so far so pish

portpower
5 years ago

Typical semi-final mongrel of a game.

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Shame about Kouassi he looked alright. Too many stray passes from both teams. Intriguing. Lot of players losing their footing on the surface I wonder who will score the first try. If Celtic won the line outs we will edge it

portpower
5 years ago

Well fought Bhoys.

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago

Very sweet win – pulverized then in the second half could have been 7-0. Bye bye Jamtarts

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago

That’s what happens when the grass is cut

highseastim
5 years ago

Full marks to Sinclair and Christie who changed the game!!

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Much, much better second half. A fine demolition job making the jambo huns look very ordinary indeed. This could be the psychological blow necessary to help take the wind out of their sales in the league and I fancy the Hibees to take points off them at Swinecastle on Wednesday night. Full marks to both subs Scott Sinclair and Ryan Christie for their positive impact on the game. What a cracking goal from the latter! Miraculously the score somehow was kept down to only three as the hertz completely folded. Well done bhoys – another cup final to look forward to.

Mon the Sheep, hump thae horrible huns at Hamdump!

HH

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

sails

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Sinclair was good maybe put himself back up there

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago

Me too – will revel in it

portpower
5 years ago

Has Sinclair always taken his penalties with his right peg?

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

He’s right footed Port, hence why he never crosses.

Monti
5 years ago

CELTIC FIRST & CELTIC LAST & CELTIC OVERALL!

GIRFUYYDOB!

OOH AAH

charlie
5 years ago

any yoos crackpots want tips fur the bookies i will give yees ma consultancy fees shortly ha ha ha ha aint celtic grand ……am away tae spend ma winnings

BJF
5 years ago

Really enjoyed the second half, Kouassi is worth more game time, as is Christie. Like Forrest, Hendry, McGregor they have been the target for the boo boys but only an extended run offers a fair opportunity to assess them . There may be life after Boyata, Ajer looked as if he had never been away and if we can keep Benkovic until the summer then Boyata can go and above all it gives us more time to recruit a centre half of quality for the Champions League, a new right back and striker as well. Against Dundee I would keep Hendry in and rest Ajer, certainly keep Christie on the team, Ntcham is the worry, he has played in fits and starts this season, fantastic talent but off the pace at present, rest against Dundee maybe bench against Hesrts. Anyway the natural order has restablished itself!

Yoker. Bhoy
5 years ago

Goooooooaaaaaallllll!!!!!!!!

portpower
5 years ago

GIRFUY sevco.

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Looks like we’ve got a date with the sheep at Hampden next month. Rounds off a rather nice day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ya stupid fuckin diddy huns

GIRFUY

portpower
5 years ago

Will Aberdeen get 9000 tickets for the final?

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

I’d give them 10,000 just to be nice & giving me a hangover tomorrow 🙂

TicToc
5 years ago

BEAUTIFUL Sunday, can’t believe with all them masons in the black that The Sheep got this terrific result.
Whit a fuckin’ day!
And, it’ll be fascinating watching the hun media tie itself up in knots as they try to spin the shit out of this. You know, us in all kindsa shite and all the rest of it…..
Karma is indeed a bitch, and she’s supporting the Green and White.
WOW!! What a feeling!
HH

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago

Oh dear SFA SPFL must be spewing – The Weeknd went a different way than they wanted – GIRFUY!

Stevie G – cheer up hahahaha

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

A magnificent 7 in a row for Brendan, arriving December 2, 2018.

Monti
5 years ago

Aberdeen 1 second rangers 0

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portpower
5 years ago

BREAKING NEWS:

The SPFL have arranged for the League Cup Final to be played at
The Millennium Stadium,Wales.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Port,
There has been a counter statement, the league cup final will be played at Pittodrie & Celtic will receive 1 ticket.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago

hunz are diddies. gerrard is a cunt and a diddy

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