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Celtic Diary Thursday October 25: From The Sublime to The Ridiculous

We’ve gone from proper football at the proper time, 3pm on a Saturday, to the all new tv inspired football at 5.55 on a Thursday.

Yeah, I’ve only just noticed.

Not only is it a ridiculous tome for anyone to try to get to a game, unless its an away game and you’re on a three day break, its virtually impossible to get hom from work in time to watch it.

Still, it keeps those gamblers happy…because I can;t think of anyone else who would be pleased about the kick off time.

Its even affected the players.

Leigh Griffiths is ill. James Forrest got himself sent off to avoid it. Tom Rogic fell over and hurt himself when he found out. Even Scott Brown reckons he can’t go without his tea as at his age the meals have to be taken at a certain time.

We’re down four key players already, and Filip Benkovic and Jozo Simunovic haven’t  had their moan yet.

A difficult game has just been made , well, difficulter.

Craig Gordon tried to sound optimistic.

We’d like to have everybody available but that’s always going to happen at different points during the season,”

“It gives the other players in the squad a good opportunity to come in and show what they can do on one of the biggest stages in European football.

“That’s part and parcel of being at a big club. You play so many games and at certain times in the season that’s going to happen so we’ll just have to deal with it.

“The players who have come in have been waiting a long time. They’ve had to wait for their chance and here it is against top quality opposition.

“There’s no better place to show how good you are than in Europe. They’ll be looking forward to that. We have a lot of quality in the squad.

“We have a big squad and the ones who have come in are more than capable of playing at this level. It’s a great opportunity for them. We trust in everybody in our squad and we’re looking forward to this game. ” 

The guys that can’t get a game every week can now show us why….

Image result for scared face

 

But then again, it does kind of remove a lot of the pressure.

And if these guys who aren’t regulars can do enough to stake a place in the team, then oit could turn in our favour…

The manager tried to remain optimistic…

We have a few injuries. Scott will probably be out for two to three weeks which of course is disappointing. It’s a low grade calf strain.

“We have a few other players. Leigh hasn’t returned to training and Tom Rogic hasn’t travelled – he has an issue with his knee. We’re managing Filip Benkovic so we’ll see how he is over the next 24 hours. 

Ah, right, he’s moaning again.

“We have one or two issues but it’s okay, we have a number of young players who have been training very hard and working hard to have the opportunity to play. So we look forward to seeing them.

“Naturally, over the couple of games it’s important to get results. After the last time in Salzburg, okay we lost the game but I want to see a better performance.

“It’s key coming into these games that we think about performing well. When we play to that quality and players play with confidence then we have a much greater chance of getting a result. 

It’s about going and performing and taking that confidence of going to play and not being frightened to make mistakes.

“We’re playing against one of the top teams in Germany but we still have to show our way of playing and when we do that we know we can cause problems. That’s what we’re looking to do, perform well and then look at getting a result from that.” 

The best chance we have of causing problems is if we let the team bus break down on the way to the ground and block the roads off.

As you can see , i’m not overly confident for this one, which means Celtic will win 2-1.

Or 1-0, like we used to do.

Rodgers also took time out to clarify the Marvin Comperr situation, afte the defender had a moan during the week in a German magazine…

Who ?

Oh him….

 “Unfortunately, he had been injured for a lot of the six months of first arriving.

“In the summer I said to him that his game time was very limited and if he wanted to play regular football in his remaining years he would probably have to move. He decided to stay and I respect that decision.

“I was open and clear with him that in that time a lot of players had come in and have jumped ahead of him in the queue at centre-half so his game time has been and probably will be very limited.” 

The last three lines are verbatim. The first two probably are.

So, with all the call offs, how do Celtic line up tonight ?

Gordon, Lustig, Tierney, Boyata, Hendry, MacGregor, Ntcham, Mulumbu, Sinclair, Edouard, Johnston.

Though I wouldn’t be surprised to see Kouassi in there, for a laugh. If i was to make a real out of the field prediction, I’d say Ryan Christie , either from the start or from the bench, will be the guy we’re talking about tomorrow.

Elsewhere, and Dave king has lost another court case, and despite all the lies he has told his supporters, they still can;t see through him.

In fact, they are going to take matters into their own paws…

Oddly enough, they don’t seem to have noticed that smell around their club…

With guys like that leading the rebellion, its a wonder their club ever died..

He’s not the only one…

Bears with restricted mobility ? Isn’t that nearly all of them ?

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Notice in that picture they can’t even look at the fruit, let alone buy it. And that lettuce is probably for someone else.

 

Though there was some good news for them, and for other top clubs.. from the Sun

PREMIERSHIP clubs will receive a mammoth cash injection into their accounts from Uefa today — courtesy of Brendan Rodgers.

Relegated Partick Thistle and Ross County plus AberdeenRangers, Hibs, Kilmarnock, Hearts, Motherwell, St Johnstone, Dundee and Hamilton will split £4million between them — £370,000 each.

Newly-promoted St Mirren and Livingston are not entitled to a bonus, having both been in the Championship at the time. 

The same amount was paid out when the Hoops reached the group stage in 2016.

The windfall is more than three times what the Parkhead club earned in prize money (£114,000) for winning the Scottish Cup in May. 

I await the big public thank you from the other clubs, or even the organisation that represents them.

However, the report hinted that next season the clubs will probably blame Rodgers for what they will call a cash shortfall…

Rodgers guided Celts to group stage last season but couldn’t manage same feat this year 

Can’t help themselves, can they ?

Then again, we’ve known for a while about their agenda…look at this from the Daily Record hotline…

An honest opinion from a Celtic fan ?

Probably not.

At least we’re honest about the shite we write.

Yesterday, we had this to peruse…

Puggy67 October 24, 2018 at 8:16 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption: A member of the autoerotic asphyxiation society gets an outfit for a big night in. 

today..

Which reminds me…we have three tickets and six seats available for the game at Murrayfield. Seats on the bus, that is. Ideal for chunkies if they want to join us, or for anyone who fancies giving the driving a miss to sample the atmosphere of the greates little CSC of all.

We’ll pick up anywhere along the M6 from Stoke upwards, but preferably at a junction.

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John McDermott
5 years ago

The “rangers” launch Govan’s answer to gas monkey garage.GASL garage.

5 years ago
Reply to  John McDermott

Raiphs sampleS the atmosphere of the. Greatest little C S C af all .
H H

Spudscave
5 years ago

Right Betty let’s open this baby up put it in launch control.

Steven R
5 years ago

Caption: Douglas Park answers the clarion call to raise much-needed cash to keep “rangers” afloat, by setting up a used-car dealership in Eastern Europe. This vehicle runs entirely on environmentally-friendly biofuel (hay), however, this car is only a single-horsepower model.

James Mills
5 years ago

After recent court expenses Mr King has had to downsize the team coach !

Una
5 years ago

Caption

Horsepower replaces grid girls at F1

5 years ago
Reply to  Una

Una,
You have no chance of being a grid girl……although you have a better chance of being the donkey, your arse is about the same size.

Una
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A real bummer from dumb and dumber, have to say monti u most definitely are a real piece of horse shit

5 years ago
Reply to  Una

It is true i have been likened to a horse……neigh bother Una brow!

Una
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Must be you’re teeth they’re on about

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Maybe their teeth…..

portpower
5 years ago

Caption:
Take a look under the bonnet now Timmy.

5 years ago

Caption: ” Driver, to the Jeremy Kyle studio please “

TicToc
5 years ago

Caption: The queen (back corner): “Whilst we are fucking sick of tory-inflicted austerity measures, we at least feel we are doing our bit for climate change”

BJF
5 years ago

Caption” and Ralph says there are 6 free seats in the unmistakable Lennon CSC bus!” Mulumbu apparently also injured so maybe Kouassi, Christie and Morgan get a chance with Jozo in for Beckovic. A big challenge tonight let’s see what the squad is made off.

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Caption: Aberdeen fans insist they do not care about sheep.

alan
5 years ago

if anyone can figure out why so many players are injured in training, it would solve an awful lot of our problems.

maybe it happens at every club but I don’t see it.

how the fuck can mulumbu be injured??

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  alan

It’s bullshit Allen the injuries are fake

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption………

Old nag nags old nag.

SteveNaive
5 years ago

Worried we get hit for five or six here. Fancy some serious defending and taking our few chances?

5 years ago

Celtic team announced
CELTIC: Gordon, Gamboa, Simunovic, Boyata, Tierney; Kouassi, McGregor, Ntcham, Christie, Morgan; Edouard
Subs: Bain, Izaguirre, Hendry, Sinclair, Hayes, Lustig, Benkovic
I do think Brendan needs to up his game in Europe. He leaves us far too open away from home but let’s hope for a cracking unexpected Celtic win. COYBIG

5 years ago

Caption: Larkhall transport service this morning

5 years ago

Kouassi, Gamboa, Christie and Morgan all starting! Should be an open game and hope that Leipzig don’t realize that Gamboa can’t head the ball. Very much a fast counter attacking team. Lustig needs a rest and is on the bench along with Benkovich.
Good Luck to all in Celtic colours.
HH JB Jim Brogan

5 years ago

Jimmybee nice one thanks. I was still typing mine when you posted. Yes I hope we don’t lose a load of goals with this young and attacking team.
PW Paul Wilson

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
The intrepid setting of to sabotage Mike Ashley’s empire.

Looking forward to the game, we have nothing to lose, give it a right good go.
HH

BJF
5 years ago

Alan raises, as others have an fair point, about the training is it to do with the intensity Brendan wants, are we signing players at say a skill level but don’t have enough sports Science info to know if they can cope with that level of training. It would underline why so many new signings are introduced so slowly into the first team.
Weered I played my Down and Connors football in the grounds of St Augustine’s Secondary School (now St Josephs,) Augustine was the patron saint of lost causes and judging by your post above, you are a big fan!

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
The intrepid set off to sabotage Mike Ashley’s empire

Let’s get stuck into them, we can do it
HH

Notice you cover the Hotpish thing in the Daily Wanker, this is a get it right up you Celtic, never buy that crap or even acknowledge it Ralph

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Getting shagged at least we have a reserve team Kouassi Boyata fucking awful

portpower
5 years ago

A broken nose can be fixed.
Turning your back to the ball around and in the 18 yard box is becoming worse lately.

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Going back to bed , enough masochism for the night. Club should be fined for sending lightweights over to the slaughter. Miraculous recoveries from Benkovic and Rogic and a few others for Sunday

portpower
5 years ago

Stretchered off for a jarred ankle? GTF,FFS.

Uralius
5 years ago

Devastated! The gap between Edouard and the midfield is too big. Ntcham’s touch has been terrible. Kouassi can only pass backwards, but makes good tackles and interceptions. Edouard is Donkey slow with his reactions he could’ve had 3 goals in the first 20 minutes, with lightning reactions. Christie looked lively, but lacks determination to turn a game, MacGregor has looked good. Gamboa messed up and got pulled off, but 2 players that have constantly lost the ball are still on the park.

Positives Christie, MacGregor & defensively Kouassi

Going to post this now in the hope that someone I have slated pops up with a goal.

Uralius
5 years ago

Ntcham seems to struggle right now in big matches.

Macca
5 years ago

I know we were players down but Brendan still looking clueless in Europe

5 years ago
Reply to  Macca

Shhhh Donny

5 years ago
Reply to  Macca

PISH

Cartvale88
5 years ago

BR should take a good look at himself, pit a pat football at the back with the quality of Boyata Simunovic and zKouassi, who is kidding who.
European Foorball, totally embarrassing, the fans though are the greatest

5 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

PISH

Uralius
5 years ago

We haven’t won a single game with that strip.

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Oh aye right you are

5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Do you think we need to iron out the creases in our play?

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Get Una coaching

Puggy67
5 years ago

Pish. Hoping this is the dull middle episodes of the box set. They brought on an under 18 FFS.

Caption: The only car with worse emissions than a VW diesel.

5 years ago

THIS season the Europa league can go & fuck itself, win, lose or draw tonight i’m genuinely unconcerned.
My focus is on beating these Hun fucks on Sunday, do them Celtic, with some to spare!

FUCK THE SFA!

5 years ago

Boyata looked good tonight…….
Fnar fnar fnar

OUT!

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ntcham OUT!

charlie
5 years ago

EDUARD NEEDS TAE IMPROVE HIS FIRST TOUCH HE CANNY PLAY UP FRONT HISSELL AND IMO WE MISSED BROONY BUT CELTIC WILL GET THER PS WATCHIN YON ZOMBIE TEAM TRYING TO PLAY FITBA IS LIKE WATCHIN PAINT DRY

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

ha ha ha ha donnchadh

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

hee haw donkeyach
Fixed it for you charlie

charlie
5 years ago

see the referee n the zombie game he looks like jimmy bells blond headed big cousin he he

Honest hoops
5 years ago

Gutted with the result but we can’t play with 3 at the back in europe as we make too many mistakes and get punished maybe 4-4-2 would be better suited, I did observe that the krauts did tire after 75 minutes….

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Honest hoops

Aye right you are Salzburg…..

Honest hoops
5 years ago
Reply to  Honest hoops

Charlie…I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong…

charlie
5 years ago

a watched wains playin fitba oan the green the other day the zombies are strugglin tae raise that standard ………..why the fuck is that oan the telly

5 years ago

To be honest when i seen the line up i feared the worst but credit to them until the first goal i thought we were ok. Once again Jozo watches a striker standing alone in the box cmon tae fuck.
That’s nothing to do with tactics or defensive training just fuckin laziness. He knew it right away as his hands went to his head.
The second goal was bad luck and judgement. Gamboa gambled got it wrong but the ball fell kindly after touches by players one of those things. Ntcham should have been better in.possession gave it away needlessly but again it was far better than I thought.
No it’s not good enough I know but let’s beat the wee manky huns on Sunday thats all that matters to.me.

Macca
5 years ago

Poor quality players like ours need simple instructions (like mark your man, don’t dive in, tackle hard, cover for your mates, boot it) and not a changing system. Brendan yet to set up a team to get us a result away from home.

5 years ago
Reply to  Macca

Mike Bassett ^

Macca
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Exactly!

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Macca

I hear there is a great Ghanaian defender playing for AL Alhi in Qatar John something or other.

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Macca

There is also a young lead that plays up front or on the wing for Barnsley. Ryan Peter something or other. That’s 2 players worth looking into.

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

goodness

5 years ago

Where’s oor Mike?

If you are out there, hope you are well my friend!

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

mikey mighta chucked it caose withoot the videos donnchadh wins ……screw the nut ralph

charlie
5 years ago

see watchn the zombies play it reminds me ae the graveyerd a dont know why but donnchadh will give us the facts and figers ha ha ha ha efter he abseils aff the dodgy roof

charlie
5 years ago

asa rule a only watch sevco when am lookin fur a laugh jesus that wis a laugh the night ……roll on the treble treble

highseastim
5 years ago

Time everyone calmed down, when I saw the draw, I thought Leipzig and Salzburg away will bring no points. It’s all about getting the nine points at home and draw or win in Rosenberg and that will see us through!! Keep the faith.

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

hail hail

Bgbhoy
5 years ago

Playing with a guy back from injury (still a better option than hendry) a st Mirren player and an Aberdeen player in the starting 11, not to mention kouassi. Could of been a lot worse. Winning our next 3 domestic games is the priority.

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

They’re Celtic players when they pull on they hoops. Oh wait…..

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

uralius a apoligise for callin you donnchadh but are you the sodger donnchadh wants tae blaw ……..

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Da Ken fit donkeyach wants tae Dae. He Winnie be daein it wi me tho.

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

excuse me ha ha

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

uralius fuck knows wit thet means can ye give me it in glaswegian

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

uralios the only foriegn language a ever learnt wis french cause in my experience the lassies luv the tongue

5 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Bgbhoy,
Exactly!

charlie
5 years ago

when are every team in klan land gonny thank celtic for the bale oot money we gave them ……….al no haud ma breath

charlie
5 years ago

mikey when a tim blog becomes a chore fuckum ……………wer ar ye postin crackpot cause am missin ye ha ha in a timmy kinda wae

Uralius
5 years ago

Charlie did you look those 2 players up on Google?

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

uralius why wooda ffs

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Because it’s funny yabam!

charlie
5 years ago

a dont know fuckall aboot computers but say some technicaly savvy zombie dsnae like oor videos …….ffs sort it oot ralph ……….ps ime no paranoid ama tim

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

I think it’s because everytime someone posts the database backs up to a storage server and because Ralph only has so much bandwidth, CPU, memory and storage space allocated to him those backups take most of it. The ban on videos and links are in an attempt to prevent pointless content taxing the server.

Uralius
5 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

And you thought my Aberdonian was incomprehensible.

charlie
5 years ago

ralf tims luv a link cause thats wer we get the truth and usually a good laugh so if we need tae chip in tae resource nae limits weel sort it COYBIG

charlie
5 years ago

RALF the first time a posted oan heer you geed me a mention and the tims a wis drinkin wae said charie your famous and a thought this is fur us a fuckin luv it …………..resource limit pish is fur cunts who dont want the truth oot ther

charlie
5 years ago

ma youngest son came in tonight and said da fuckit its awe aboot the treble treble and i concur …….europes for wen weer reddy and you can bet your life oan brendan makin us ready but it takes time crackpots COYBIG

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