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Celtic Diary Monday August 6: It’s All Getting A Bit Intense

The quest for eight in a row began on Saturday, with the legend that is Danny McGrain raising the flag that signified victory in the last campaign.

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I took a few videos of the event to help me remember the occasion, as i’d had a glass of shandy earlier and intended to have a sherry on the train home, but this miserable bat kept telling everyone to sit down.

Then again, my old paranoid gene had kicked in long before this, as it appears the club were doing everything they could to get to me.

My seat is number four.. can you spot their attempt to ostracise me ?

to be fair, they had left a wee postcard on the seat…

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Celtic duly went out and showed Kenny Miller and Livingston that it was going to be a long , hard season for them. It finished 3-1 , but in truth it was finished as soon as Tom Rogic headed the opening goal.

French duo Oddsone Edouard and Olivier Ntcham scored the other goals, and the only note of concern surrounded the latter when he took an ankle knock that hopefully will have cleared up by the time AEK Athens get off the plane in Glasgow. The medics reckon it will.

It’s all starting to feel a bit rushed-two games a week at this early stage will play havoc with players fitness. Knocks, strains and bookings for clumsy, mistimed tackles will all play their part, and thats why the manager will be using a wee bit of squad rotation to get through the next few weeks.

He was quite blunt about it;

There are not 11 players who are going to get us through this period, especially at the beginning of the season, so we’re having to manage the players when we bring them in and take one or two out, without disrupting the fluency of the team.’ 

The added bonus of this is that the players know that at this stage of the season if they do well, they can win a place in the starting line up for the rest of the season. From their point of view, there really is everything to play for.

Johnny Hayes played on Saturday, Mikael Lustig played on Saturday, and Leigh Griffiths got a cameo as well..

Rodgers:

‘That was the idea earlier on in the game, taking Odsonne off and trying to give Leigh some game time.

‘We gave young Mikey some game time as well, while the others like Lustig, Simunovic and Tom Rogic got games. 

This week sees the last few days of the English transfer window, for purchses at least, and so we can expect a flurry of bids and bullshit from the media.

Fulham have apparently offered £9m for Dedryck Boyata, which is decent enough, but then again, we could probably squeeze them for more, and a bit of a sell on fee as well.

There will be other bids as the English clubs realise they have only a short time to spend their money, and it might all get a bit silly.

Bear in mind, however, they can still sell players up until the end of the month, and thats when we can start looking at who is coming in…

Its a distraction we could do without , however, as there are  some Greeks coming to ton, and they certainly are not bearing gifts.

Our man in Greece tells us what we ought to know about them…

I’d advise you to watch last season’s cup final against PAOK. They have a good unit, but it would break up easily with Celtic’s faster wingers.

Their defence and midfield cannot match Celtic’s explosion.

If the wingers and the left and right backs can run up and down, they will probably open up AEK’s defence quite easily as it tends to be slow and heavy.

They will probably give Celtic space and counter, which must be a concern as they are good on the break.

So in summary, Celtic must run faster on the wings, pass the ball quicker and make them tired. Hitting them from the centre or with long balls will not assist Celtic. 

And for the supporters..

I don’t think the stadium will be packed, given the time of the year.

If you apply fast you will get the tickets. In addition, remember that both clubs have similar roots, as they both have the immigration element deeply entrenched into their history.

But be careful about political statements.

It is highly likely the locals will see this as a sign of friendship and brotherhood. Both AEK and PAOK are clubs from Constantinopole, created by those who were forced to leave what is now mainland Turkey

We hope to have more later…

Later today, the club will find out who their next European opponents will be, whether its in the Champions League (11am ) or the Europa League (1.30pm) .

And it really is quite complicated.

If Celtic beat AEK over the course, then its pretty straightforward.

Seeds —— Salzburg / Shkëndija PSV Celtic / AEK Astana / Dinamo Zagreb

Unseeded ———- Red Star Belgrade / Spartak Trnava Qarabag / BATE Borisov Young Boys of Berne Malmo / Videoton

Celtic will face an unseeded team. None of which will be pushovers.

Should we lose to AEK athens, then there’s a very complicated formula as to who we would play, which by the time I’ve copied it, understood it and tried to summarise it in a way we could all understand , the draw will have been made and we can safely say there’ll be something about it we can moan about.

I gave up when i worked out that we could end up playing Rosenberg again.

And I think I might even be right.

Elsewhere in the league, Edinburgh dominates the table, with Hearts in pole position after they beat Hamilton 4-1, and hibernian behind them after a 3-0 win over motherwell.

St Mirren also got off to a great start by beating Dundee, and Kilmarnock swept aside St Johnstone 2-0.

POS TEAM PLD GD PTS
1 Heart of Midlothian 1 3 3
2 Hibernian 1 3 3
3 Celtic 1 2 3
4 Kilmarnock 1 2 3
5 St. Mirren 1 1 3
6 Aberdeen 1 0 1
7 Rangers 1 0 1
8 Dundee 1 -1 0
9 Livingston 1 -2 0
10 St. Johnstone 1 -2 0
11 Hamilton Academical 1 -3 0
12 Motherwell 1 -3 0

Steven Gerrard found that life as a manager at “rangers ” may not be the breeze he was led to believe when his piss poor team could only draw with an even piss poorer Aberdeen side, despite having the advantage of being a man down.

Thats what they said about playing with ten men when Jozo Simunovic was sent off at Ibrox last season. Ten men is a definite advantage…

Alfredo Morelas was sent off for kicking out at an opponent, and he was guilty. no matter what you hear…

 

No matter what you hear..Gerrard might not have been wearing a bread wrapper, or fighting with fans in a hedge, but the post match bleating did remind us of previous incumbents..

He did give us a moment of hilarity, when he said live on tv that Morelas’s sending off was down to “provoction”, and I have to be honest, its a word I am unfamiliar with..

No exact matches found for “provoction”

Oh. so is the Oxford English dictionary.

However, as its a previously unused word, that means we can make our own definition for it, and thus spare Gerrards blushes…

Lets look at the context.. Gerrard claims that Morelas’s sending off was down to “provoction “, so it could be defined as ” one who is a cheating wee talentless bassa with a bad temper and a poor eye for a target ”

He  missed the player with his kick, which is consistent with his numerous attempts on goal.

Gerrards post match rant, which was clearly scripted by the Fat Controller , was indicative of how they are going to play the victim card again this season, and one wonders of the media will call them out for it.

Willie Miller, once of Aberdeen and now of the BBC used to be fairly honest, but even he seems to have given up the fight..

 

Willie Miller on BBC Sportsound: “Rangers are disrespectful particularly to Aberdeen. They’ve always been disrespectful. They need to take a minute and realise where the clubs been, which is through administration.” 

If you go through something, you normally come out the other side.

They didnt come out of it, not in the sense he’s implying, they went into liquidation, and therefore ceased to be…

A line which is never heard on the BBC these days, after they decided to ignore the facts and go with the flow eminating from the rest of the media.

As for the referees not favouring “rangers “, he might have a point.

They only got one penalty yesterday….

As you can understand the trip north meant no diary over the weekend, so we go back to Friday for this…

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VooDude August 3, 2018 at 11:56 am · Edit · Reply →

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McGrain: “That twat Ralph of the Lennon CSC (Staffs) sent me this. It’s a list of transfer rumours he’s got right.”

Lennon: “It’s very short isn’t it, there’s only 2 names on it. Hang on a min, one of them is Tierney and the other is McGinn!” 

Today, this is our beloved Prime minister, with her mum and dad, or is it ?

A wee mention here for Barry Chuckle, the veteran entertainer who has recently passed away, I’d like to my offer my condolences, and fair play to Sinnead O’connor, who will be performing her classic “nothing compares 2 me 2 U ” at the service.

 

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Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Easy 3 points against Livingston at the weekend now for a difficult game in Greece. I see Gerrard has been indoctrinated into the appalling WATP Hun mentality already with his crass statements about Aberdeen yet he was calling the Croatian teams manager classless over comments he had made. He’s a hypocrite who’ll be found out in terms of his managerial capacity. I think our challenge will come from Edinburgh rather than from William or Dolly.

Caption….Is this a family photograph from residents from the Village of the Damned?

It’s creepy looking

Cortes
5 years ago

The parting joke made me laugh!

5 years ago

” And i think i may be right “- Ralph.

Be a fucking first!

puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: An early life-lesson for Teresa May in coping with a lunatic fringe.

Rare mistake Ralph (cough). Barry is going out to Paul Weller’s You do something to me , to you, to me.

Alzyerpal
5 years ago

Caption : “Mummy when I grow up I want to become Home Secretary and use my powers to remove any reference to my dad, Hubert Brasier, on a thing called the interweb. I may however leave one site ‘THE SWAMP’ open just to tease the population”

TicToc
5 years ago

This wasn’t yesterday but it’s recent as it was “rangers” huns not the bastard’s parent club/company, deid thingy.
I found it really funny then, and now, so in fact Sheep Fans Then, Sheep Fans Now, Sheep Fans, er, urnae aw rat bad; well capable of takin’ ra piss:

TicToc
5 years ago

Sorry, wrong clip. I assumed it was the Sheep fans ‘applauding’ the huns out of their city. I’ll look again but if anyone knows the clip I’m on about please put it on here; it’s a FN riot and maybe the best way to deal with that scum.
HH

Mike
5 years ago

With a four leaf clover on my breast,
and the green and white upon my chest,
its such a joy for us to see,
For they play football the Celtic way.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike
The Cha
5 years ago

“Ntcham…took an ankle knock that hopefully will have cleared up by the time AEK Athens get off the plane in Glasgow. The medics reckon it will.”

Is this the same medics that predicted that Mousa would be back rather than out for another 2-3 weeks. 🙁

The Cha
5 years ago

Caption: Woman glancing nervously at entrance “I hope that pished stained drunk from Stoke, with his even pishier rumours doesn’t turn up today and spoil it for everyone”

5 years ago

Caption :Father Why can’t we be like the Catholics and enjoy Sundays.

Gaz H
5 years ago

provoction hahaha noticed that aswell. belter

FKY
5 years ago

Tripped across a wonderful complaint last night on a sevco website re the Morelos incident.
“Morelos kicked out at opponents lots of times last year and the refs did nothing. Why do you think they’re going after him now?”
Class!

SteveNaive
5 years ago

I didn’t think Johnny Hayes was a good signing and said it at the time. I kind of changed my mind when I saw the effort he puts in every time he is on the pitch for us. On Saturday he couldn’t do a thing right, short with passes, not beating his man and falling over his own feet ( the new grass !) His willingness to play on the touch line and create space for others was admirable as was his second half performance more as a left back. At one point he climbed so high to win a header I applauded him. This was particularly to annoy the complete dick sat behind me giving him abuse every time he touched it. I was willing Hayes to do well (as I do with all the players) just to shut this clown up. Sick saying this also but we should have scored six without too much trouble.

adam rush
5 years ago

2.5 mins in and Celtic are refused a stonewaller,then later Forrest is refused another ! in other words the usual-meanwhile the utterly predictable BHUN dive pen crops up right on cue and the Scouse Friend of Gangsters has the staggering gall to complain about decisions against his team, Classic Satanic inversion- truth=lies,bad=good,sick=healthy etc.I wrote to the UEFA INTEGRITY DEPT querying how Celtic consistently get the most difficult possible opponent in CL Qual Rnds and Group Stages. I suggeated that obviously UEFA don’t really want Celtic in the CL and as such WHY ?? I also pointed out to them the blatant corruption in Scottish Football involving Rangers-supporting referees officiating at Celtic and Rangers matches also the purchase of £80 mill pound of old Rangers assets for a paltry £5.5 mill ie sub-firesale price. I doubt I’ll get a reply,but I felt better writing it.Against Rosenborg Celtic were refused a stonewaller and their substitute should’ve walked for an assault on Brown.Given Rosenborg’s very presence in that rnd was down to TWO ludicrous pens one has to conclude that the UEFA “forces of darkness” must have instructed the refs to seriously assist the achievement of the NECESSARY RESULT”. I’m sick to death of watching Celtic games and dreading the inevitable refereeing misfortune.What exactly have UEFA and the SFA got against Celtic ?

Tim Buffy
5 years ago

Caption: “Mummy dearest, can you please explain this Brexit thing to me again? I don’t think I’ll ever get the hang of it.”

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Videoton or Malmo (IF) we get by AEK. I know Malmo have done the damage against us before but we got the better part of the draw. I feel confident about reaching the CL group stages.

Jinkylarrson
5 years ago

Definition…..provocation …an Irish freedom fighter going on holiday.

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption…
I’m sorry dear but it’s sunday..and the swing park is all locked up…now go and get the wee free book of prayer .

charlie
5 years ago

her da sais we named you efter mother teresa ………no that weel be giving fuck all tae the poor

charlie
5 years ago

caption yoov heard ae the darling buds of may noo meet the tumshies

Celtic mikey
5 years ago

Caption: fuckin Munsters have nothing on us, right father?

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

The two ginger ninja’s, Michael Stewart and Jim Spence have got the Bearmacht biting like sharks over their opinions regarding Slippy G’s oafish comments from yesterday. Gerard was a great footballer but as suspected is as thick as the rest of the Mongol hordes and has fallen for the WATP nonsense after one game in.

5 years ago

We have lost wonderful players over the seasons past but it hasn’t stopped us.
We all knew that Virgil Wanyama Ki Ledley Forster etc could all play. The English didnt.
Same with Armstrong he is a good yin and will be sadly missed. The thing is it was us who brought them on it was us who made them what they are.
You either have it to be a Celtic player or you don’t. If you dont then moves to England just wont happen. But if you can produce in the hoops then they will come calling.
So it takes something special something more to make you want to stay.
Sure you will get more money even in the English championship,but you won’t get the love the adulation that feeling that this is how it feels to be Celtic.
As McGrory said McGrory of the Celtic sounds so much better than McGrory of the Arsenal.
It should be our mission as supporters to make sure that each and everyone of us make sure that those players who take the field every match day get the love and get the feeling that yes this is how it feels to be Celtic. It’s more important when things aren’t going as planned when that pass doesnt find its mark or the shot goes wide or the run down the wing doesnt come off, its then that a roar of approval rather than a moan gets the players that feeling. That this is where we belong. So to all who moan and groan i say this
You are entitled to your opinion of course you paid your money but on match days keep it to yourself i was at the cinema the other day with the wife the film was pish i didnt shout out it was pish he cant fuckin act she cant fuckin sing etc nobody did we were all hoping it would get better thats my point. Dont moan inside the ground dont start shouting yer a fuckin useless cunt as I’ve heard say often,sing a song instead.
You’ll be glad you did.Remember we are a cause not just a football club.
HH.

broxburnbhoy
5 years ago

good point Jimmy, when I was regular in the jungle back in the day I think about 50% of the people around me spent the whole game abusing our own players and shouting about how pish they were and who signed them etc. getting on their backs for small mistakes and the like. I always wondered why they bothered to come at all, they clearly disliked most of the players or at least that’s what I heard. get behind the team in the ground and argue the toss outside the ground later.

5 years ago
Reply to  broxburnbhoy

BB agreed m8 it was only when i went with my Uncle John and Uncle Frank did i realise how much of a git i was. Not once did I hear them slate a Celtic player they were Very vocal though when decisions went against us or our player was fouled they soon were off their seats in the main stand giving it plenty
Both of them walked it to Johnny Thompson’s funeral it took them days.They hadnt the bus fare or train fare but nothing would stop them going.
They and the rest of them walked to mass on a Sunday with no shoes on a 5 mile trek whoever was up first got the shoes. A treat was the fat of the pork chops on a Sunday.My Celtic heart is because of them I try to support Celtic in their honour. No scarves were ever worn by them a club tie and suit was how they attended matches in the 60s when they started taking me things had got better for them and us all by then.
They of course went to Lisbon and I still have the tri colour they took and the grass stain it has it has never been washed.
They were taking me all booked up but Dixie missed i was gutted but they said hes a fine player and it happens, it wasn’t to be tonight but it will be tomorrow.
God Bless and keep them all who taught us well.
HH

5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

My da on the other hand was one of those moaning faced gits Tommy Callaghan was his guy to go to.
He slated poor Tommy, my uncle’s said it was his mother’s side he got that from not the Irish side.:)

5 years ago

Caption pic is a bit weird if you ask me.
Dunno about anyone else on here but i think he’s worth the watching.

5 years ago

For my two uncles without whom I wouldn’t have Celtic in my heart.
https://youtu.be/ZKO7jvNT51o

5 years ago

Sure it wouldnt be sat night after the pubs came out about half 9 till this was being sung around the coal fire
https://youtu.be/fXvt25IsIZ0

5 years ago

Another fav but not sing like this guy sings it
https://youtu.be/PdvNxAwh45Y

5 years ago

Of course sat night Couldn’t end without ma granda singing this. The memories God bless
https://youtu.be/9_-DpzN29O8

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Celtic pubs in East London? Or near? I won’t holdy breath

5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Iancelt,
Try the Semtex & detonator on the Warren point road, guv.

5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Ian if your near Stratford the queens head pub m8 thats the bhoys of Ilford csc.
Or check out the great website Celtic bars to find your nearest. Just press on L it will take you to all the London bars.
Wimbledon Irish Centre if you want to get the train there is a great place to watch the game with the Wimbledon CSC.

5 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,
Have you been in the Duck & Mortar? 🙂

5 years ago

Alternatively the ‘ Sniper & Squaddie is great fun, hidden away out of sight but if it’s ‘ good crack ‘ you’re after then this would hit the mark, the ‘ shots ‘ are recommended. 🙂

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Morning my friend, sorry i missed your call yesterday, couldn’t get a signal in the trench…..:)

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Soooooooookkk. Fuck sake its the Luvvv Fest.

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Or Mike’s favourite…’ The slaughtered Lamb ‘

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

SHooosh.. its the silence of the Hams.

5 years ago

Aweeya weeya waya 🙂

Mike
5 years ago

Oh Charlie Charlie Charlie… Seek and you shall find..

Hey there Charlie bhoy,
Walking doon the street feeling fancy free,
Nobody you meet could ever see,
The happiness of being a Tim that’s deep inside of you.

Hey there Charlie bhoy,
Dreaming of the team you love to see,
Seeing Celtic play fast and free,
Wanting to comment on Ralphy’s E-Tim Diaree.

.

5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

It’s because you’re not bright and a tad soft,
Now shut the fuck up, back in yer loft.

Mike
5 years ago

Its gonny be tough the morra, don’t let anyone kid you on, AEK have some great players, the two up front are quick, strong and very focused, they are a BIG threat, we will need to be at the top of our game to put them out. This will be our biggest test for years, but its easy to talk up the opposition and the truth is WE have some great players, may the luck be with us…

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