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Celtic Diary Tuesday July 24: Focus, Fiddlers and Football Authorities

The draw was made for the third round of the European qualifiers yesterday, and if Celtic overcome Rosenberg, they will face AEK athens of Greece, which despite several attempts by piss poor commentators to legitamise it, is not, and never will be, pronounced I-yek.

We’ll get to them if we get past Rosenberg, who still seem to be having a bit of trouble at the mill.

According to the BBC…

Rosenborg travel to Glasgow this week reeling from the shock of their long-serving manager’s sacking, a reported player revolt and an uncertain future.

The Norwegian side tackle Celtic in the second round of Champions League qualifiers just six days after dispensing with the services of boss Kare Ingebrigsten and his assistant Erik Hoftun. 

Shocking ? How shocking ?

Norwegian football writer Jonas Giæver told BBC Scotland;

“The firing was a complete shock,” 

The BBC presumably pressed him to give their audience some hope…

Giæver says this Rosenborg squad are more talented than the group that succumbed to a James Forrest goal last year.

He believes former Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner, who scored the decisive penalty against Valur, could be a pivotal figure.

“They are a better team, more experienced with a lot of quality,” Giæver said.

“Bendtner is a slow starter but still has immense quality. He may be looking for a move elsewhere so will be 100% motivated to perform well against Celtic.” 

Well, thats a relief.

For a moment there it looked like BBC Scotland wanted a Scottish team in the group stages.

 

Celtic may not risk Moussa Dembele as he has his annual hamstring tightening to worry about, and he may not be risked, as if you remember he sat out the qualifying campaign last year after picking up a similar injury, but there is the counter argument that each tie should be taken on its own merits, and the strongest possible team should face the Norwegians tomorrow night.

No point in saving Moussa for the next round if we don’t make it there.

The reports that he may miss the game are from the Sun, whilst the Evening Times claims he will play.

We may be on the point of witnessing one of those rags finally being right about something, but we won’t know which one just yet.

Given their track record, he’ll probably be abducted by aliens on the way to the ground.

The defence is the major headache, but Mikael Lustig should be ready to do his bit, which is usually enough as long as he doesn’t have to do everyone elses bit as well.

Dedryck Boyata may also make an appearance , but that could be costly as his mind is on other things, such as property prices in the Fulham area.

That leaves Kristoffer Ajer, in whom we have confidence, and Jack Hendry, in whom we have yet to see at his best.

Ach, well, he’s obviously got something, or he wouldn’t be in the squad, so a wee arm around him from the manager, and some help from his more experienced team mates, and he will probably be okay.

Scott Brown may well be asked to play deeper to offer a helping hand and a reassuring word.

Piece of piss this management lark.

If Demebele doesn’t make it, then Tom Rogic will step into the breach, allowing Calum MacGregor a more defensive role, and in fairness, Rogic is the man for a big occasion.

And if it does go pear shaped, he can always double up on the strikers next week, when it would become a necessary risk.

 

As far as transfers in and out, there is a threatening rumble amongst the support to , well, Tam Sellick will illustrate it better than i could describe it…

And yet, why should we ?

John McGinn, for instance, wants to come to Celtic.

His club, or rather , Rod Petrie of his club, is proving he should be handed a lifetime Knob of the Week award by playing hardball over the price.

Why would anyone in the Celtic support favour spending £4m on a player we can get for nothing in time for next season, especially one who wants to come to the club ?

I’ve no idea what Petrie does for a living , but you’d have to hope its not in sales and retail.

There is an argument that suggests Celtic should have been ready for this stage of the qualifiers with players already in, but that is considerably more difficult to do than say.

One of the attractions of Celtic for top players is the chance to play in the champions League. If any of them are keen on coming to Celtic they will be wise enough to wait and see if the club actually makes it there, especially given the lengthier qualifying competition this year.

So, it is, as they say, what it is, and hopefully, with a bit of encouragement from the stands, one or two players could make a name for themselves tomorrow night.

I have every faith in them, Rosenberg are not the side they were last year, and even though Nicholas Bendtner, admittedly a damn decent player, reckons Rosenberg know how we play, and will adapt accordingly, its worth remembering that Celtic know how Rosenberg will play, but aren’t daft enough to plan solely on that basis.

I still think the hoops will win comfortably, and it will be Athens in a few weeks time.

What the players perhaps need to be aware of , and perhaps the support as well, is that we are playing the Rosenberg players, and whatever they have achieved, as a club,  in the past is irrelevant.

Neither Rosenberg or AEK Athens are the great sides they used to be, and whilst it probably could be argued that Celtic aren’t either, at least we have seen signs that we are heading in the right direction again.

 

Time now to introduce a new section to the Diary, featuring our new investigative reporter,

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Timmy The Watchdog..

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He’s been keeping an eye on twitter, and on one tweeter in particular..

Theclassicshirt

But not, it seems, bringing the shirts you ordered to your door.

A quick glance at the account shows that it is, in fact, protected, meaning only people who don’t moan about his service are permitted to see his tweets, which is unusual for a legitimate business.

Timmy found a couple of reviews…

This one is from January this year..

Replying to 

Oh come on now! My birthday present was ordered in July! Where’s my shirt???? 

Maybe its in the post ?

Still waiting since last July .. AVOID!!!!!!!!!!

An isolated incident ?
Er, not really…

A pal Tony Ford founding member of phoned today,he paid for £150 for 3 eighties Celtic jerseys to this was early June & has heard nothing. He went to the bank after paying with debit card who told him a debit refund is possible 

Debit card ?

The vendor used the old ” My Paypal isn’t working ” line , and there is no reason not to trust a fellow Tim, right ?

In this case there is.

There’s more…

ordered a celtic top from you lot months ago??? Whats goin on??? I want an answer!!!! 

Ordered ours 2 months ago! No sign and no information of where our delivery is and no phone number to call anyone. I reckon I’m going to have to complain to PayPal 

So he has used Paypal ?

We may be on the point of spotting why he can’t use it any more…

Replying to 

I’ve been waiting 10 weeks for delivery..! Where has 2 days come from!!!! Can you reply to my DM pls 

I could go on for quite some time with similar, er, reviews.

Until this guy surfaces, and offers some explanation, which is followed by several refunds and apologies, it might be a good idea to refrain from ordering from him, and those who already have, might want to get in touch with the police.

We reckon this guy may well have done this to supporters of other clubs as well, so any firther evidence would be appreciated.

But for now, give it a miss.

And don’t give him any money or card details.

Timmy says he’ll keep digging, which isn’t completely out of character for a dog.

We often criticise people in the Diary, for their actions, or perhaps the consequences of their actions. Thats largely because its quite difficult to find anyone in public life who has done anything worth praising.

As we on the diary staff like to be known for our cheery and optimistic demeanour, we’re only to pleased to praise someone who at least tries to do something about a particular problem, in this case the problem of Orange Walks and the effect they have on Scotland.

A very useful and informative meeting tonight with leadership of . It’s just the beginning but if we seriously want to move forward we must speak to each other and I hope my proposed Cross Party Group may assist by being part of that process.  

It’s a start, and Dornan deserves praise for at least addressing the issue, whereas nearly everyone else has hidden their heads up their bottoms.

We wish him luck, and at the very least from the rest of us he deserves a wee bit of support.

Peter Lawwell is now on the board of the SPFL, which isn’t an acronym for how some at the SFA describe him.

The angle taken in this report, from Planet Radio, which ties in with Radio Clyde somewhere, is, er , interesting..

Celtic chief executive Peter Lawwell has been elected to serve on the board of the Scottish Professional Football League, replacing Rangers managing director Stewart Robertson.

Lawwell was one of six representatives chosen to represent the 42 member clubs at the SPFL annual general meeting at Hampden on Monday morning.

Hearts chairwoman Ann Budge leaves the board after two years, with Motherwell’s Alan Burrows and John Nelms of Dundee elected to represent the top flight along with Lawwell.

 

Former Hamilton chairman Les Gray joins Budge and Robertson in making way after a year each.

Warren Hawke and Martin Ritchie retain their places as Ladbrokes Championship delegates, coming from Morton and Falkirk respectively, while Stranraer chairman Iain Dougan will represent the bottom two divisions once again.

The six representatives will serve on the board for the 2018/19 season alongside an unchanged trio of SPFL chief executive Neil Doncaster, chairman Murdoch MacLennan and independent non-executive director Karyn McCluskey 

There were three who were replaced, yet Lawwell is replacing Robertson ?

Kind of fits Dave Kings narrative regarding the Scottish football authorities…

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Again, we see the media turn something into a Celtic Rangers issue, when it isn’t.

By the way, Ann Budge kind of had to resign, as she was the one who was supposed to order the chairs for the meeting….

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Perhaps this is all part of a grand plan to shift power from the SFA to the SPFL…

They could be getting ready to deal with the impending implosion at ibrox, and snatch any power remaining at the SFA when King is jailed, exiled or even just sacked.

We live in hope…

 

Yesterday we had this to ponder..

Lord of the Takeover Panel July 23, 2018 at 8:50 am · Edit · Reply →

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Yes I agree Smithers-Jones, the elephant in the room is indeed Resource limit reached. 

We are working on it, for now, simply press refresh…

Today..

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Mike Annis
5 years ago

Caption: Se no evil, hear no evil, don’t bloody speak.

About time that Resoure Limit thingy was dealt with. Refreshing doesn’t work either. Got to keep trying different routes. Only took 15 minutes this morning, worth it, I think.

london Celtic
5 years ago

What channel is the game on tomorrow night?
Cant find it anywhere. Hail Hail

The real Anton Rogan
5 years ago

csption: hey Rod! Think you could reach that resource limit?

Cortes
5 years ago

Amazing that progress takes place just when it emerges that King Billy not only was “good with colours” but had musical taste. Could there be a nefarious anti-diversity agenda at work?

https://tyronetribulations.com/2018/07/12/shock-as-historian-reveals-king-billy-hated-flutes-and-once-executed-ten-drummers/

jim
5 years ago

Rob

Rocky said he’d be abseiling in from that direction. Don’t know what’s keeping him.

5 years ago

I remember watching Bendter last year, a total prima donna carthorse…those youthful delusions of grandeur fair weigh him down to this day and I have ne fear regardless of who comes up against him in the Celtic defence

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  desimond

Desimond,
Why did you just do that?
My heart rate just increased after reading your post 🙂
Shouldn’t write anybody off until it’s over m8!

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  desimond

hes full of shit and shooting his mouth off. long may that continue.

James61
5 years ago

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Is that the glib and shameless liar over there
HH

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption …

That’s the hills I’m heading for shortly..

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Petrie-” What is that they are singing, Stewart “?
Regan – ” We are to fuck off apparently “

5 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/familiar-foes-for-fleet-footed-celtic/

Last season Rosenborg proved obdurate and well organised. Celtic, without a recognised striker for 148 minutes, struggled. The fleet footed 2018/19 edition of the Hoops should provide a different challenge.

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption………….

Now Rod, if you just shove your hand a bit further up my arse, you’ll find the original copy of the 5 way agreement. Might be a bit smelly mind.

Mike
5 years ago

See James McLean is going to Stoke FFS. Stoke FFS, its only good fur pottery, legal highs and bloggers with a licence to thrill. They say that the transfer was £1 mill. down and the rest was made up with Royal Dolton figure’s and free bus passes. He should have come to Celtic, played on emerald green grass, with his hoops on topped of with a black beret, he would have been welcomed like only true Celtic men are welcomed. But no, he’s going to Stoke FFS.

alan
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

totally agree. he is going to get dogs abuse down there as well.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  alan

alan, He’s a big strong bhoy, very quick, never pushed of the ball, vastly experienced and loves the Tic. he never gives up, exactly the type of player we should be encouraging to come here. The price quoted was £6 mill. but he would have paid that back in spades and we have the money to pay it. The supporters would have loved him as a first team signing, they deserve that at least and he would have loved to finish his career at Celtic. Biscuit tins are for when times are hard, but if we have any ambitions to improve then…. sometimes the rust needs to be polished off with WD40.

Bigdunno
5 years ago

Caption: Here Rod, see if you hit refresh, you might find out how much Etims think McGinn is worth.

SteveNaive
5 years ago

Didn’t think he was good enough for us but seen him in Brown’s testimonial. Changed my mind, big, strong, two footed and can shift. In a purely footballing sense he would have made a difference.

london Celtic
5 years ago

Any one know what channel game is on?

The Cha
5 years ago
Reply to  london Celtic

It’s only on Celtic TV outside of the UK and Scandinavia.

If you’re in London it’ll probably be on at the Wimbledon, Camden, Hayes, East Finchley clubs plus others, if you know any of those.

5 years ago
Reply to  london Celtic

Get to Wimbledon m8 if you can great bunch of lads and i will have a beer with you.

The Cha
5 years ago

Re classic shirts kerfuffle.

People should be aware that PayPal doesn’t have the same rights of refund as using cards so although you may be protecting your privacy you’re also running the risk of losing money.

Also, I would’ve thought consumer protection would be who you’d contact rather than the police but I’m sure they’d advise (provided you don’t tell them you’re a football fan!).

The Cha
5 years ago

Caption (Jack McGinn biting his fingernails behind the glass) “I hope that cunt Petrie doesn’t stop my bhoy getting his dream move”.

MattyBhoy
5 years ago

“Here, don’t look now, but I think that’s Ted Danson behind me!”

Cortes
5 years ago

Caption: look, I don’t care if your thong is green as well, the line for wee hurtin’ huns is that one over there.

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

That’s a real bastard that Big Moussa’s been ruled out for both legs with Rosenborg. A consolation is that Rogic will be fit to play so with him, McGregor, Forrest and Edouard we still have plenty of firepower. Griff might be available to play a part in the second leg as well.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

Griff has been training for 2 weeks

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

So has your wife…..

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

pervert forum this way

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Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

You know where to find those sites then?

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Are you getting excited hairy palm man. grown ups can find them yes.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

I’m always excited……see what i did there?

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

cranked yet another one out?

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

https://imgur.com/gallery/LFNe3

This you want to get the gillete,s on that montit

Mike
5 years ago

Gordon.

Lustig Hendry Ajer Tierney.

Broony Ntcham

Rogic

Forrest McGreger

Oddsonne

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Hi Mikey, I hope all’s well with you. There’s a very good chance that will be the starting line-up. If Lustig isn’t quite match fit yet, another possibility would be to play a back three of Hendry, Ajer and Tierney with Forrest and McGregor in wing back roles. Both of them have improved their defensive abilities a lot in recent times. The Norwegians will be tough opponents but we really have to try and kill this tie off at Parkhead. A two or three nil would be nice.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

Hi Yoker, everything is good Yoker and we await for Wednesday’s game, the next big game. I agree with you about, well all your points. Its a bit disappointing that we still go into these games with injuries and suspensions, Moussa has been looking great up front with Eddie and I was longing for that to continue, what a pairing, but with “Tam” coming back, I feel confident that we can go through. So, one game at a time “sweet Jesus that’s all were asking of you-hoo” but disappointing, very disappointing that again our centre of defence is still not sorted. “Bashes heed against the table”

Take care Yoker, hopefully we enjoy the game and the result.
D.E. Dick Emery oh you are naughty, but I like you.

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Glad to see all is good Mikey bhoy. I’m fine too. One of these nights I’ll be taking out my better half to explore the new ‘Chinatown’ in Valencia, which seems to have sprung up overnight. It reminds me a bit of the famous Gerard St in London’s Soho. The great thing about it is that there will be real authentic Chinese food on offer, a far cry from the usual stuff dished up to artificially suit the local palate. I know a Chinese woman who can recommend us the best places as well.

Anyway, tomorrow could be quite a tussle. Hopefully we can land the necessary knockout blows, the earlier the better, without leaviong ourselves open to any sucker punches at the back.

TR (Two Ronnies) – Well it’s goodnight from me and it’s goodnight from him.

Mike
5 years ago
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Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago
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Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

My caption is very simple…..wankersssss.

Auldheid
5 years ago

Caption : Look Rod what is that emerging from the long grass?

Looks to me like the proof that we were duped in 2011 that you tried to bury Stewart.

Is it not Alistair Johnston Rod?

That’s what I meant Stewart.

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Some right arses on buses these days. Two cretins rabbiting a lot of shite about theatre, films, and how they rate them. As dull as deep space.

Monti
5 years ago

What does Lee Congerton do at Celtic?

Mike
5 years ago

Yoker, He’s gone and now. https://youtu.be/KsH63qJlIMM

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Puggy67
5 years ago

You need to watch out with these shirts dudes, I heard a guy in Ibrox ordered 40,000 in the Spring and he’s still waiting on them.

5 years ago

Been keeping up with my norn iron history watching a doco on YouTube horrible times even the stuffy commanders being interviewed admitted the Catholics copped horrible abuse That laundry business and the undercover guys. The bloody Sunday and how the Irish govt took the British government to court and won. Listening to some huns on the train the other night fresh from the SDL thing in George Square makes me realise no amount of political correctness and so called change has altered their vile views on immigration and Catholics in general.ugly bastards who should have been euthanised at birth

5 years ago

There is no need to play players who aren’t match fit. Rogic Lustig Boyata missed a lot of pre season and need time to get up to speed.
The bhoys have all done brilliant pre season so far. We should have enough to cope.
Gordon
Ralston Hendry Ajer Tierney
Brown Ntcham
Forrest McGregor Sinclair
Edouard.
Celtic to win by 3 or 4..
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Aye that taxi over there thats mine
See ya suckers.im off to the cricket.

portpower
5 years ago

Wee Gamboa`s to start.(?)
Here`s hoping he`s not too erratic with his tackles inside the box.

5 years ago

English football is mad.
Derby to pay 8m for Waghorn ffs no wonder we are priced out of the market. 12 million for Virgil 8 million for Waghorn doesnt make sense.

portpower
5 years ago

Caption:
There are, of course, exceptions to the rules.

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