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Celtic Diary Monday July 23: McGinn ; “End My Hibs Hell “

You might not see that headline, as, of course, its not a club at Ibrox trying to buy him.

And there’s even a narrative that McGinn isn’t Celtic class..leading some supporters to say that the pursuit of John McGinn is a sign that Celtic are being unambitious in the transfer market.

Some may also argue that if Hibernian want £4m, then Celtic should pay it. instead of waiting until after christmas and saving around £4m on the deal.

With John McGinn, we know what we are getting, whether we pay over the odds for him or wait until he’s free.

This morning there are reports that Hibernian have turned down a third bid for the player, with the media taking the angle that Celtic are skinflints, penny pinchers and so on, whereas, obviously, were “rangers ” in for the player, we’d have all read about how Hibs were preventing him from getting his dream move…

McGinn will end up at Celtic, and if Petrie doesn’t wise up pretty soon, he’s going to be looking pretty stupid.

As I said, though, we know what we are getting with McGinn, and we know he’d give one hundred per cent.

Unlike this signing, from 2013, who has spoken about his time in the hoops.

See if you can work out who it is…

“They wanted to get rid of me but I stayed,  ” 

“And I say so honestly,  because of the pennies, the salary was too good to give up, especially when you see my history of clubs,” 

I played football in the Jupiler League, not even for an apple and an egg, but you do not get rich of it, we have still negotiated – Celtic wanted to give three months’ salaries, but I wanted something more – and I did not get there. Then I stayed and I got all twelve. ” 

Three years, £12,000 a week.

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Granted, it’s impossible to get it right all the time, but sometimes you’re better off with the one you know.

 

Meanwhile, there’s a champions League qualifier again this week, and only Kristoffer ajer and Jack Hendry are available as centre backs.

Brendan is putting a brave face on…

“I’ll play James Forrest there! 

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He’s kidding, right ?

“We’ll have a look at what to do with Lustig and Boyata. Compper I don’t think will be available. He got injured in training the other day and I’m not so sure he’ll be ready. We’ll just assess it and see where we are with the squad. We’ll see where the players are and take it from there.” 

Our man in Norway still thinks that Celtic will get past Rosenberg with more to spare than last season, as we tweeted last night..

Our Norwegian league insider who predicted Molde would beat us a few seasons back & that we’d beat Rosenborg last year has given his verdict on this years Celtic v Rosenborg games. His prediction…we’ll beat them far more comfortably this time round. His rep is on the line!

He is usually right about these things, so perhaps any nerves will disappear when the game starts, and we can then look forward to the next round…the draw for which will be made today..

Although I think I’m firmly in the one game at a time camp.

 

There’s only a little over a fortnight left of the English transfer window, and as panic starts to set in for the cannon fodder clubs whose sole aim is to avoid relegation, there may well be some crazy offers coming in for some of Celtic’s players.

Look for a few more squirrels in the media designed to unsettle the hoops squad, especially if things go badly for Stevie G in the Europa League.

As for the manager, he’ll cross that bridge when -or if-he comes to it;

 ‘It will probably affect us in some capacity.

‘Until we actually experience it for the first time we won’t really know.

‘It’ll just quicken up the selling or loaning of players because clubs only have until the first week in August now.

‘But we’ll probably know better after we experience it.

‘The Premier League clubs will have to make earlier decisions on players. But I can see the concept and it is right.’ 

‘When your season starts it’s always difficult when you have guys in the changing room thinking about staying or going.’

Especially if they haven’t even come back yet…

Fulham are the latest to look at Dedryck Boyata, and its looking more and more likely he’ll be away.

 

Anyone help me with this tricky question, from the latest edition of Trivial Pursuit ?

The new club have signed another loannee, and yet again, its the class of player that will light up our league..

How will Ryan Kent do at Rangers? Joe Cole reckons he has the answer

Former Liverpool star played with the Anfield winger at Coventry and insists he will get Rangers fans off their feet.

Off their feet ?

Ryan’s career is progressing steadily and this is the perfect next step for his development.

“It suits all parties and the Rangers fans are going to be excited by watching him play.

“He’s one of those players who gets supporters off their feet. 

Yes, off their feet.

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At Celtic , we have wingers who can get the crowd on their feet.

Still, Gerrard is still learning, and he might yet surprise us all.

 

Those of you who play those football video games may be interested in this…

Will Rangers and Celtic finally see their stadiums included in Pro Evolution Soccer 2019?

Scottish Premiership will be fully licensed and Glasgow rivals could be set for their stadiums to feature in latest title.

Apparently, to add a sense of realism to these games, they use images of real stadia…

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Someone maybe hasn’t thought this through.

For me, there was only ever one football video game..

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If I remember rightly, you could play squash on it as well…

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Genius.

Yesterday, we had this to consider..

George Lazenbhoy July 22, 2018 at 12:23 pm · Edit · Reply →

This isn’t for the caption competition, I just want to air my disappointment that they didn’t flatten the box or use the right bin.

Today..

 

 

 

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D'Fhinnein Mick
5 years ago

That’s the SFA discussing Res 12,innit?

5 years ago

Caption,Dave king unhappy with Nellie.the new board member as she is the only one who
NEVER FORGETS, H I

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: ” I say old boy, if one was to cut the elephants head off, mount it on the wall for our guests to view, would it still be the same elephant, what”?

P.S. I’d rather hack my fucking thumbs off with a rusty hacksaw than play PES…….I’M A FIFA MAN!

Monti
5 years ago

Morning lofty 😉

Lord of the Takeover Panel
5 years ago

Caption

Yes I agree Smithers-Jones, the elephant in the room is indeed Resource limit reached.

Monti
5 years ago

Lol….winner!

Come on Ralph get it sorted for fuck sake min!

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Forbes Hamilton cumberbatch – ” Tristan, what in god’s holy name is this monstwosity doing in the tea room what”?

” Tristan -” Una you may leave now wench “

Monti
5 years ago

I see Hibs have ” rejected ” Celtic’s THIRD bid of £2m?

Only Celtic could spend the summer chasing a midfielder when the defence is shouting ” HEY OVER FUCKING HERE “

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Caption; What happened to the Gorilla?

Fudball
5 years ago

Aye, no bad. But can you breathe through yours?

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Caption….the SFA invite Nellie the elephant to the Hampden offices to deflect from the real “elephant” in the room.

Caption… Petrie- “Ian is there an elephant in this room?” Maxwell, “no Rod, definitely no elephant here.”

James61
5 years ago

Caption
The elephant decides the fate of the requitioners
HH

Monti
5 years ago

Celtic need to tell Petrie to fuck off now & we take our chances on McGinn in January.
I want McGinn at Celtic but it is not a priority in this window.
I see Mika Lustig has came back early to join the fight, i expect Boyata to do likewise, if he doesn’t he should fuck off!

The same shite every fucking season, tension surrounding lack of a quality, settled defence, this should not be happening.
Brendan? I love you, but come on now, get it fixed!

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I know you’re impatient to see our best defender back in the hoops but the bould bhoy will only be back when Brendan decides and won’t panic.

Patience.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I would like to see a central defender back in the hoops.

5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Patience, the Bhoy will be back soon, as well as Jozo and Martin.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I would like to see a central defender back in the hoops. A real one i.e none of the above

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

chris ajer

Monti
5 years ago

See all this shite about Rosenborg being in turmoil? Ignore it!
Our attitude & application must be the same as it is if we were playing Barcelona…..be professional!

Mon the Hoops #bitingmynails.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

hope not. Barcelona bummed us big time. stopped counting after about 10

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

fuck ten eght cus first COYBIG

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

cums exuse ma french

Brencelt
5 years ago

Caption: the elephant refuses to speak about the human in the room

Patrick Street
5 years ago

After being pursued finally by the Scottish legal system, Dave King has to leave in such a rush for South Africa that he forgets to pack his trunk.

Steve Naive
5 years ago

Good Brencelt.
See Fran and Anna at the back plotting to kill Alfredo the Singing Elephant and so regain their rightful place top of the bill at the Glasgow Empire.
McClean to Stoke for 5 million… what did Celts offer ?

Brencelt
5 years ago
Reply to  Steve Naive

God bless your eyesight Steve. Good spot

5 years ago

AEK Athens…will Celts slip up in Greece!

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

pointless question. No there yet

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Exactly Fred…..

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

not a fuckin chance

Pensionerbhoy
5 years ago

Ralph,

I simply cannot see the logic in paying millions for a player we do not need immediately and who is available for nothing next season when we may need him. That to me is not stinginess. That is common sense.

Now, of immediate urgency is the desperate need to strengthen the defence – though I am not as big a critic of the existing one as some. That has been an ongoing requirement for many a season now. Even if the existing centre halves and full backs remain, we need better in most positions. However, we could well be in immediate desperate straits if any of them do leave. I am of the opinion the club has its focus as wrong on this as it has on some external matters.

Caption: Celtic Board meeting: “Someone phone Brendan and tell him we have finally found someone to stamp his authority at centre half. Oh, and make it a trunk call.”

H H

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

is he good enough? everyone just assumes so. I watched for scotland and he was shite

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

so whos getting dropped?

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

and btw Liam henderson wasnt good enough

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

I can’t promise to like you, Fred, but I’ll NEVER shoot the messenger. If I drink any more of this Affidavit (or WTF iz called), I’ll mibbaes need to sue you!
Anyway when, reading between the lines of what you expound, I’d HAVE TO SAY, you make more sense than most. Mibbaes this is the real joy of a n open forum, ken?
HAIL! HAIL! tHis Abbsoblootry white likwid and fuck the (borgia) popr

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

@CZ you may be right but I for sure haven’t seen enough of mcginn to make a call for 4-5m quid on a player free in Jan. What I have seen is a player who is maybe as good as some we already have. When Brown came to us he really was special AND better than what we already had. not sure I can say the same about mcginn. Is he so good that Christie should drop behind him in the pecking order along with Kuoassi and others.

We will see.

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

a remember broony playin against lenny and it wus nae contest the thing aboot broony is he opened his ears instead of his mouth …….its the only way tae learn

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

what about kouassi CZ. Rodgers already said this was browns replacement…Liam H was perfect to replace Brown yet hes no there anymore…

4-5 Mil on McGinn Dont think so…Browns and employee of CFC and will say whthe is told to.

Alzyerpal
5 years ago

Caption : The sevco SLO sits down with Thomas Cook Sports to arrange flights to Croatia for the bears on the never-never.
Once again he staunchly ignores the elephant in the room.

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Cork City await us if we do Rosenberg.

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

My error. AEK if we beat Rosenberg, if not, Cork City in the Europa.

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  Noel Skytrot

Cork City it is then…..home,home on the range….

Hoop Hoop Hooray
5 years ago

We have to play as many games to make the champions league in 2018 as we played to make the final in 1967.

Zurich nantes vojvodina dukla prague vs alashkert rosenborg aek athens and a.n.other.

Makes you think.

Kris
5 years ago

Page worked 1st time today!! Hail hail

FredDDobbs
5 years ago

dembele still doubtful for wed. no good that

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Fred,he’s doubtful full stop.I keep telling people about him.Injury prone and won’t have a long playing career.Don’t tell anybody we could flog him to…..

greenmaestro
5 years ago

Davey Dodds having his usual pre-match meal.

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

I see that William has already got themselves into the next round against Maribor just like the English did in the WC. Will they ever, ever learn?

Pensionerbhoy
5 years ago

Oh aye! I see the Catholic Lodge has wangled Peter Lawwell onto the SPFL board. I just knew the pope was up to something. He’s been far too quiet of late.

It will be interesting to hear if anything new comes out in confessions now.

H H

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Pope to you,heathen…..

Devoy45
5 years ago

Rosenborg:
If Dembele not fit then 4-2-3-1
Ralston (Lustig fit?)Hendry/Ajer/Tierney
Brown/Ntcham
Forrest/Rogic/McGregor
Edouard
subs: Sinclair/Christie/Kouassi
With Hayes and Morgan injured it doesn’t look so good on the wings all of a sudden.
Let’s not be like the English pundits and look too far ahead.
Rosenborg will do for now.
Need to keep a clean sheet and score a few.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

hayes is pish.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

So is your input on here ya fanny….

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

not sure I am as useful as a fanny, waht is? thanks

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

plus only a wanker like you would agree hayes is any sort of loss against anyone. hes pish and I dont give a fuck where he came from.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Your wife is pish as well, surprising given the amount of practice she’s had!

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Heres her arse. Make the most of it , its a close as youll ever get

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Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Monti,come on now,Hayes is a wage stealer like Compper…..

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

its configurable.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Her arse looks broken……definetely been with me before then…..

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

cut n paste in into notepad or whatever the fuck you troggs use for communication. This website is fucked. More power to your elbow ya lowlife cunt

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Really monit

5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Really monit

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Fred,correct……Signed Compper,De Vries and Kouassi…..

Devoy45
5 years ago

Anyone else a wee bit nervous about Wed. night?

5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Not yet and fell a lot more confident than last year, when we went into the games without recognised centre backs or centre forwards however its 2 days away so plenty of time for the nerves to kick in!

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy,
Yes i am a bit concerned, it’s that time of year i’m afraid!
I have confidence in the manager & players tho….

Gulp.

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes i am a bit concerned, it’s that time of month i’m afraid!

fixed that for you

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Yes,us…..Signed Celtic squad……

Wee Bertie
5 years ago

Caption: Elephant balls on toast sir? Sorry we’ve no bread.

Monti
5 years ago

Celtic v Rosenborg 4-2-3-1

Gordon

Lustig
Hendry
Ajer
Tierney

Brown
Ntcham

Forrest
Rogic
Mcgregor

Edouard.

Alternatively 3-5-1-1

Gordon

Lustig
Hendry
Ajer

Forrest

Brown
Ntcham
Rogic

Sinclair

Mcgregor

Edouard

5 years ago

Loved that Trivial Pursuit question! Here’s one they should include…

WHAT BRIDGE ON THE RIVER CLYDE IS NAMED AFTER DAVID CUNNINGHAM KING?

The answer, of course, is THE SQUINTY BRIDGE.

Kevin McDermott
5 years ago
Reply to  Steven R

magnificent patter!! I call him ‘Pontoon’ eyes…Wanz stickin and the other yin’s twisting

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Steven R

🙂

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago

Peter rejoins the SPFL.Title Stripping and Res 12,forget it.Business is business….shiny,shiny,lights…..

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago

Lovely to see a good Tim win The Open and pocket a cheque for £1.42m.How much do Celtic get in prize money for winning a corrupt league? Worth a mention…..surely…..

Puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: When you’ve pished on John Noake’s leg and made him slip on your turd you can get a big cup too.

TicToc
5 years ago

A brilliant intro to today’s Diary, Ralph. Not new (for you)!
I’m of the unconvinced about J McG; not sure what part he’d play with us, whom he’d displace, and would it be ‘improvement’ et cetera.
Lawwell (IMO) is a complete tory cunt! But he wont waste Celtic pounds unnecessarily. He’s gone up in my estimation; he’s just a tory CUNT.
The remainder of this will be, er, Absolut (or limsair)?
Stuck in Stavanger, Stripped, Stropped and Stupefied; Akavitt is no Stranger to Stopping Starvation but it Stertainly helps, HIC 🙂
PS, Monti, Knuil av!
HH

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Ticcock,
I saw your wee threat AGAIN about ” praying we never meet ”
Let me make this clear once and for all fuck face, you do not intimidate me nor worry me in the slightest, now unlike you i’m happy to be honest & admit i’m no hard man……
But you are making a huge mistake if you think i don’t have the ability to handle myself….

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

M, I NEVER cindorred yoorr ablitiyn to handle yirsel, ah ca’ed ye a fuckin wanker fraee day 2….beemafukngesst

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

You need to check into a clinic & seek the help & advice found there….

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ha fukkin ha ha, doont get to upsettle, minir kinder, a just fucj about yoo; bigger fisf fry!
Oll stavangerr not cod-peece

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

see that ralph wan he knows he can handle hisell ……………thats why hees going blind ha ha ha ha ha ha

charlie
5 years ago

mike the fermer sais tae pentionerbhoy a telt ye we shouldnae have ate that extra haun full a magic mushrooms

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Liprecons at the booatem aye The gerden ?
Dwwerg und stavvie @:
FT Medici, fukk the medi’s, and fukk thir pipe
HH The Bhoys.
Fuck the undeserving wealthy………ad infibastard nitim, but not fomt lich monger…………….
Oh, btw, ye eat ye travel doors open an close an warrens take on life……..apirt frea it, kifes saim as…………
So sayw Alike
FTP, he fuhcin sterte it

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

caption excuse me forgettin tae write caption ha ha ha ha aint magic mushrooms grand

charlie
5 years ago

aek will be saying eek when we fuckin destroy thum COYBIG

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Not Eak?
Give it a second, Charlie….. (them Bhoys – seconds- need a buck tae, BTW)
But I agree (naw, concur). 🙂
Stavanger hus a kinda gallagate; it’s 100 an odd metres long but no character; ah belang tae glega…………
Thir aw lutherian “gud” lovin fuckin’ clowns, a bitt like Monti FT(M)P
Give me Brendan’s Bar on the galla ivrytime
HH

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

lutherins r for lutherins tic toc sum dae they wull see the light ……….no that a gee a fuck cmon the popes eleven

charlie
5 years ago

tic toc the great glasgow celtic will win the champions league this season ………….and if we dont weel win it next season or the next …..either way this is oor tune

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie
TicToc
5 years ago

Sta–vanger cathedral,
Yoor pissin me o-orf,
You stood and ye watched them,
Rip ma fuckin heid orf

Yoo koold’ve dun sumthingh,
But yoo didn’t fukkin try-y
Tou stood and ye watched as……
Them huns won a try.

A change of thought and pace,
Now: Martin Luther was a cunt, he wisnae kaff-o-li-ick
But he had the Mike /Monti syndrome he was bo-o-ring and thi-ick
Step the kafflicks on we go,
Hun to heel and tread them too,
Mike’s a cunt and Monti’s too-oo
All for sake of Padre…………

Confused? Me too!
BUT, let me say from Norway, where the firewatersgood, they look up to’rds the hiv’ns and they speeak of a cunt called “gud” (goo-oo-d) Fuckin pricks. Mustby catchin (or fukkin Cathkin) and then who nose? I smell sumfin fishy! A orange bastard with hand outstretched…..a Greek bearing gifts?
HH (Hieronymys Hierongines)

charlie
5 years ago

tic toc ama chapel going man and a dont understand why some cunt oan a gabbin show would want to slag that ……….but like auld charlie used tae say …….it takes all sorts tae make the big world kid …………..anyway COYBIG

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie

It certainly takes all sorts Charlie as witnessed through various posts on here .

charlie
5 years ago

broxburnbhoy and thats only oor posts ……..any way heers wan for tic toc

BroxburnBhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie
charlie
5 years ago
Cortes
5 years ago

Caption: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

cortes ha ha ha ha if that disnae winnit ralphs oan the take again

charlie
5 years ago

anyway heers wan for me ..on accounty me becomin 30 ….for the second time ha ha ha ha

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie
TicToc STuck in STavanger
5 years ago

I remember Ralph, some years ago, saying on here that we should “play nice”.
I recently, on approaching a local ‘mini-market’ told two children (aboyt 14 yrs olod) to “play nice”
I don’t have the capability to explain what went through my head, nor the bigger child’s. Suffice to say that ‘Ginbger’ undeerstood and the smaller one was ‘saved’. They’ll BOTH remember that angry-looking adult, and learn from it; the wee-er one will just carry on; “ginger” will never forget, and he’ll NEVER bully anyone again. He’ll remember me and that’ll put ONE cunt less to worry about.
That’s POETRY.
HH

charlie
5 years ago

mrs charlie telt mae tae apply fur ma bus pass …..a said fucksake hen t canny be that time ha ha ha ha

charlie
5 years ago

monti meets una ha ha ha ha

charlie
5 years ago
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Mike
5 years ago

All change then on the SPFL board.
The budgie, she promised so much, “A business approach, a breath of fresh air” No chance her breath stinking.
Les Gray, Another no friend of ours, were well rid of him.
Stewart Robertson, Another Hun, one less Hun is one less Hun.
That’s the outgoings at the SPFL.
As for the new incumbents, Burrows at the “Well” he worked his way up the ladder from nowhere and now sits at the top of the tree, but He’s no Budgie, so as the song goes, “Faith of our Fathers”.
Nelms from Bonny Dundee, Colgate, a breath of fresh air.
Hail glorious Saint Peter, he left the board to help the Tic. by making good for the wee teams in the C.L. that he is looking after our interests, the jury’s out, but the Hun Robertson going and him coming in augers bad news for squinty.
Good morning Murdo McLennan, you stood your ground and now your joined by Lawwell, things are improving, we would welcome change, but we would welcome action more.

Mike
5 years ago

We missed a trick big time, by not bringing James McLean to paradise, he’s gone to Stoke, Stoke FFS, only dafties go to Stoke, except one perhaps, but he brings us as much pleasure, but sadly not on the new pitch, naebody’s perfect. McGinn? yes fur free, for 2million, gies a break, with a still to be tested Kouassi, ok he’s a favourite of mine I admit, non the less, its at centre-back we look weak even after Denyer and Virgil its still not sorted, a blind man saiz it still needs to be sorted. The income that Celtic get from the C.L. this policy of waiting to see if we qualify is silly, when its obvious that if we were as strong at the back as we should be, sort it.

jimmybee
5 years ago

No Dembele no Lustig No Boyata no problem.
Gordon
Ralston Hendry Ajer Tierney
Brown Ntcham
Forrest McGregor Sinclair
French Eddy
COYBIG

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