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Celtic Diary Saturday July 21: Questions That Must Be Asked-And Answered

We’ll just talk about the football, shall we, as Celtic consider their response to the decision to involve the CAS in sorting out the cheats from Ibrox.

There will be a response, won’t there ?

Perhaps along the lines of questioning the legality of the Five Way agreement, which whitewashed the death of the first Ibrox entity.

Thanks to Barcabhoy and Tigertim on twitter, there are four questions that need answering..

Is every professional club in Scotland subject to EXACTLY the same disciplinary procedures ?

 Do you have a disciplinary process that applies to only one club and if so Why ?

 How can you possibly justify that ? 

Can all member clubs of the refuse to have their rule breaking adjudicated by the National Association

Are comfortable with a legal agreement between the SFA and Rangers which takes authority out of the hands of the SFA

Finally, and crucially,

Are there any current agreements still in place?

 

Either Celtic respond, or they don’t.

One would like to think that they would have some response to being cheated out of a potential payday millions of pounds. And the distinct possibility of it happening again.

And one would like to think they have an opinion on how the investigation is being handled.

That way we can all pull in the same direction.

 

 

With no football today , the manager took a minute away from his relentless training programme-thats Lewis Morgan out now as well-to talk about his forward line, which is as strong as his defence is weak.

Which is why he’s talking about them, and not telling us what he intends to do about the big gaps appearing where the defenders should be.

The manager reckons the two Frenchmen, and Olivier Ntcham, are good enough to get into the World champions squad.

“One day I think that will be their aim,” 

“There are some very talented French boys around but they only need to look at the regard with which they are held in. You look at Moussa and Ollie playing in there and you heard recently that Odsonne’s under -17 coach thought that he was more regarded than Kylian Mbappe.

“That is the esteem that he is held in. He had a loan that didn’t quite work out for him but he is right back on and there will be a pathway for those players, I am sure.

“If you look at their under-21s, it is a very special team as well,” 

“Moussa and Ollie have been in that and have really featured and I am sure Odsonne in the future will come into the reckoning. They have a platform with very good players and it is definitely a market that all teams will always look at.” 

The front two will certainly have more chance if they play together and shine in the UCL.

But its at the back where the problems continue.

Dedryck Boyata is on holiday and he’s switched his phone off. even when he puts it on to check his texts he only reads the ones that start with £50,000 a week.

And there are apparently a few of them.

Everton have returned to their dossier on Keiran Tierney after Luke shaw told them he didn;t want to play for them. Thats the Daily Stars take on it, at least.

As far as I’m aware, Tierney and Everton have not altered their mutual admiration in the slightest since the story broke a few weeks ago.

I hope I’m wrong, but I’ll be surprised-and happy-if I am.

Simunovic has apparently asked Celtic to let him go if Fenerbahce put in a bid.., which leaves Lustig, Ajer and Hendry.

Oh, and Comperr, the signing that raised a few eyebrows when he joined, and has raised the clubs insurance premiums now he’s here.

Don’t we have anyone on the scouting staff who can spot a defender ?

 

Chris Sutton, who is honest enough to admit he’ll say to someones face what he’ll say in print, concurs when it comes to the shambolic planning when it comes to the Celtic  defence..

I can’t quite believe they have allowed it to happen again mind you. They knew Dedryck Boyata and Mikael Lustig were going to be unavailable. It’s not like the World Cup sneaked up on them,”

“Yet here they are, going in to a crucial qualifier with a patchwork back four. Again.

“It was the same in Brendan Rodgers’s first season when he was forced to chuck in Eoghan O’Connell and Lustig as a partnership in Astana. Now they will need to rely on a couple of rookies in the first leg against Rosenborg.

“I know there is the option of cancelling Boyata’s shore leave but that would be too big a gamble after a couple of weeks out from training. The same goes for Lustig and then there’s Cristian Gamboa. Don’t get me started on Marvin Compper. He’s been a disaster.​” 

Harsh on Comperr, we haven’t seen enough of him to conclude whether he’s a disaster or not.

 

He’s got a point though, Rodgers should spend less time fawning over his forwards and more time dealing with the defence.

 

Celtics next opponents, Rosenberg, sacked their manager in the week, but events have taken a somewhat bizzare turn.. as the Daily Mail explains..

Celtic’s Champions League opponents Rosenborg were last night in the midst of a full-blown crisis after their players demanded the reinstatement of their former manager and his No2.

Kare Ingebrigtsen and assistant Erik Hoftun were dismissed on Thursday after the Norwegian champions scraped past Valur of Iceland 3-2 on aggregate to set up a meeting with the Parkhead side.

On Friday, the Trondheim club unveiled former academy manager Rini Coolen as their next boss in the hope he can guide them past Brendan Rodgers’ side and into the group stage of the Champions League.

But the move to promote the Dutchman has met with mass resistance from the entire squad – with the players releasing a statement revealing they have gone to the board to ask for Ingebrigtsen’s reinstatement.

A press release read: ‘We vehemently disagree with the board’s decision to sack Kare (Ingebrigtsen) and Erik (Hoftun).

‘The whole group was behind the training team until the end, and the group believes they were and would be best suited to further development.

‘As a group we asked the board to reinstate Kare and Erik, but they refused.

‘We thank you for four wonderful years, with very good results and the return of Rosenborg as Norway’s largest club.

‘Furthermore, we will professionally deal with those who come in now and will do our utmost to perform in future matches.’ 

Asked yesterday why the players had acted in such a manner, Rosenborg chairman Ivar Koteng stated: ‘They thought he was the best coach for the job.’ 

Pressed if there was any chance Ingebrigtsen would be reinstated, he replied: ‘No.’ Coolen has been appointed until the end of the season and arrives in the post with a patchy track-record having been sacked by a string of clubs including Twente Enschede, RBC Roosendaal and Adelaide United. 

Normally, a club who hires a new manager will get a positive response from his players. Unless its Roy Keane or Sam Allardyce coming in, so this is certainly unusual.

A couple of quick early goals at Celtic Park on Wednesday for the hoops will kill this tie before the supporters have finished their pies.

Which reminds me, you’d better get your ticket sorted for that one.

TICKETS for Wednesday night’s UEFA Champions League qualifying match against Norwegian champions Rosenborg (July 25, KO 7:45pm) are on sale now.

The Ticket Office will open this weekend on Saturday from 9am until 1pm and on Sunday from 10am until 2pm for supporters looking to secure their seat for the first leg of the Second Qualifying Round tie.

Season Ticket holders have until 2pm on Sunday to secure their seasonal seat for the match with discounted ticket prices also available:

– £22 for adults
– £12 for concessions
– £7 for under 13s

After Sunday’s 2pm deadline, your seat for this match can no longer be guaranteed.

Please note, the payment date for members of the Home Cup Ticket Scheme is Monday, July 23.

Tickets are also available to buy now on general sale, priced from £25 for adults, from £13 for concessions and from just £8 for under 13s.

Buy online now, call the sale line on 0871 226 1888* or visit the Ticket Office in person this weekend!

Your support will once again be crucial as the Hoops look to continue in the competition, and a full house at Paradise can make all the difference. 

Conversely, the support of the board is required as the supporters look to ensure that Scottish football can cleanse itself of corruption. 

I added that last bit, as you probably guessed.

 

For those who can’t make the game, simply hop on a plane to Europe and take out a subscription to Celtic TV, where you can watch it online.

 

Over on the other side of town, Dave king was “urged ” “ordered ” or “asked if he could possibly ” do what the Takeover Panel told him to do.

Depending on which of his poodles reported it, that is.

There’s a guy at the BBC , Business/Economy editor Douglas Fraser, however, who sees it differently..accurately, in fact..

Dave King has previous on stringing along the authorities. In legal action taken by South Africa’s tax authorities, he kept them waiting for years before paying up what he owed. The stigma of a criminal record doesn’t seem to bother him much.

Facing action by the Takeover Panel, the Ibrox chairman seems to be playing a similar game.

The watchdog of mergers and takeovers has limited powers. The main one is usually very effective, in that it “cold shoulders” someone who refuses to comply, denying them any access to regulated financial companies, such as banks or accountants.

It hasn’t used that on Dave King, yet, probably because he doesn’t have much need of banks or accountants in the UK. He lives in South Africa, from where it’s easier to cock a snook at the financial authorities in London.

He did so this week with his start-of-season message to fans. Published on the Rangers website, this was intended to fuel a sense of Ibrox grievance that Rangers’ financial difficulties are down to vexatious complaints from other clubs and former directors.

It’s almost as if the Companies Act 2006 was not crystal clear on him being in the wrong, or that the Takeover Panel was unable to make up its own mind without pressure from the terracing at Parkhead.

Not for the first time, a Rangers chairman in difficulties has appealed to the faithful to back him against the perceived injustices of the outside world. And not for the first time, many of the Rangers faithful have failed to distinguish between the interests of their club and those of its chairman.

‘No end in sight’

King twice described the Court of Session rulings as “strange”, and said the Takeover Panel’s refusal to give him more time to get his finances together, to open a UK bank account and to make the offer was causing “further unnecessary delay, with no end in sight”.

Those final four words appear to be what focussed our learned friends’ minds with Friday’s hearing in the Court of Session. King is either deluding himself about who’s causing delay, or he’s stringing along the Court. But for how long?

Being found in contempt of court, as early as next month, could bring a jail sentence of up to two years or an unlimited fine. Both the Court and the Takeover Panel have a common interest in seeing their authority respected, and that of the law.

So does he want to be a fugitive, unable to touch down in the UK and visit Ibrox without having his collar felt?

If he is held in contempt, will there then be a case for the Scottish Football Association to challenge his status as a “fit and proper” person to be a director of a Scottish premiership club?

That sporting sanction, rather than cold shouldering or a fine, may be what the Takeover Panel is relying upon as the leverage to get Mr King to comply.

He’ll have to make up his mind before 16 August, when the case is reconvened? Yes, yet again, the Scottish courts are taking a long time to handle this. I’m told it could have been taken to an English court, and would probably have been concluded a long time ago.

The end game may well have begun for King, and perhaps with him out of the way, the SFA will be a little less worried about him taking them down with him , especially if they are not the principal architects of his demise.

 

We did Knob of the Week yesterday, and already we have an early contender for next weeks title..

It is with a great sense of relief we find he is safe…but no thanks to his brother..

Travel seems to be fraught with problems for that lot…

Rangers SLO must be the toughest job in football. Imagine being the bridge between the halfwits that run the club and the halfwits that support it. 

Image result for despair

 

One bear , probably not one who is smarter than the average bear, though he might be, it’s all relative, explained on twitter that there is a shortage of planes this time of year.

Yesterdays caption competition…

Puggy67 July 20, 2018 at 8:34 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: The International Guild of Left Handed Feminists contemplate a vote of no confidence in their conference organiser. 

For the record, it’s actually a sex education conference.

My first public appearance.

Image result for fuck off billy connolly gif

 

today…

Here's a boulder that rolled through a house in Italy.

 

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John McDermott
5 years ago

Alfredo morellos trying to demolish a house!

Morto
5 years ago

Caption: After the latest crude challenge on our club captain one of Scott Browns bollocks causes carnage in London Road.

Lord of the Takeover Panel
5 years ago

Caption

Lord numpty smithy concludes that, despite clear evidence to the contrary, it was indeed a level playing field and no damage was really done. Other chateaus could also have rolled a boulder off a mountain.

He is told to feck off back to Scotland.

Lord of the Takeover Panel
5 years ago

Ps Celtic ask the damn questions will you. I’m sick of being cheated.

Lord of the Takeover Panel
5 years ago

Oh and

Sign a proven centre back in time for Wednesday.

Sigm McGinn on a pre contract in Jan and send Petrie a nice girfuy card.

Monti
5 years ago

Morning Ralph,
The defence has been an issue for a long time, i know we have won back to back trebles..but….in the words of Eddie Murphy-” What has the defence done for us lately “?

Sorry Brendan, you need to get this sorted!

FUCK THE SFA & THE HUNS!

IT’S TIME TO LEAVE THEM BEHIND, WE NEED TO GET OUT!

HanjirBandinn
5 years ago

Caption:
“right c’mon, who the f*** threw that stone?”

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Between our Board and the Authorities not a damn thing will happen. They are all complicit.

Caption: it’s true. There’s no moss.

Monti
5 years ago

Serious problems logging in today Ralph, what’s happening in the techy dept?
Tell wee Stevie he’s getting a volley in the bawz.

charlie
5 years ago

caption see if ye look at that boulder sidey wies it looks like john browns heid

Pat Higney
5 years ago

Caption: Architect, “ Mr King, I’m worried about that large rock at the top of the hill, we should build your wine cellar on the right hand side.” Dodgy Dave, “ Nonsense man! It’s safe I tell you, I’ve a great eye for these things,”

Una
5 years ago

Caption

Bobo Balde lets one rip

Pat Higney
5 years ago

I wonder if our board are quite happy that TRFC are such a clusterf**k, that our collective laughing at the gers makes the CFC board think we don’t notice their continuous inactivity in protecting our interests?
The very fact that there is nothing emanating from Celtic Park, whether officially or unofficially, is quite worrying.
I don’t want statement o’clock, like them, I just want to hear the boards views.

Pat Higney
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Fully agree mate, it is now a purely business driven organisation that pays lip service to our roots.
It’s not as if we are asking for any favouritism, just a modicum of clarity, even parity with all other clubs. I don’t want big egos, I want custodians who lead the club with the supporters’ best interests at heart.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

CS, “I also feel we could as a Club be doing a lot more on the Charitable front.”

From the board, quietly to each other: “Fuck that, the Ragged Trousered Philanthropist (supporters) can do that”, collective guffaw from the board!Ha fuckin’ HaHa.
“Peter, you’ll have another large, FREE Dom Perignon, before we retire to a PROPER club, eh?” Ha fuckin’ HaHa.
From the board LOUDLY and publicly: “Come on boys, let’s fill Paradise (and our private coffers) on Wednseday night and cheer on the Hoops, maybe even to victory.” Don’t worry about our defence, we’re the Board and we don’t” HaHaHa, fuckin’ mugs.
Tioch Faidh Ar La, bastards.
HH
PS A miniscule discount for ST holders vs anyone for Wed. night. How about a COST-related minor addition (for ST holders) to cover extra policing et cetera?
Peter says naw. What a cunt.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

No pensioners about tonight to bully?

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

tap tap tap where’s ma stick, old or young a fuckwit’s a fuckwit.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Monti, not sure which Monti it is but happy to accommodate; you can scan some PROPER content and respond with that? But you cannot present a point? Yet you block urgent matters?
If the clown’s shoes fit you, wear them!
I’d already decided. You’re a total phony.
But, once again, you’ve blocked decent comment on very serious issues, by sticking in trivial shite. May your god help you when we meet; I’ll just have business to complete.
You’re a perennial cunt, but I still love you!
ISH. 🙂
HH

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

TicToc,
I’ve needed little help facing anyone throughout my life, i’m comfortable with the prospect of facing you.
Just for the record i don’t consider myself to be a ‘ hard man ‘ or anything like that….
But i can hold my own in most situations, you would be making a grave error of judgement if you think it would be a routine ‘ meet ‘!

Now, in the words of bricktop -” fuck off “

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Don’t worry Monti, he likes to threaten, intimidate, call others vile names, its a part of his drunken persona, as the night progresses….it reaches fever pitch… From the board to every Tim that doesn’t agree with him, its the same old same old pish. At least he is a consistent bully, but then again they usually are..

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Mike, you cunt, you started it with an unprovoked attack on me. That’s fine, as is my response. Fuckin’ deal with this.
Mike/Monti, alphabetical, not identifying who’s the biggest prick.
You gather, like weans in a playground, and suitably miss the important facts of life; you’re beneath contempt.
You’re not beneath my contempt.
Fuckin’ MUCH lower than that.
You wannae fuck about with me?
Trade identities; I’ll be there.
I’ll be in Monifeith accommodation until Wednesday; a debate perhaps?
HH

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Just go to Kinross services, put it on the blog, you will recognise my defender its green with a white roof
I will be there…just me.

Cortes
5 years ago

“More erratic defending by Simunovic.”

Higher Geography 1974 CSC

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption…

The following extract is from f.f. (Allegedly). ;-))

That’ll teach them to call it chateauneuf de pape…

____________________________

Won’t you roll away the stone
Why be cold and so alone?
Won’t you roll away the stone
Don’t you let it lie

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

I’ll have you know I’m 63 years young (ish)…

Oh, the good life, full of fun seems to be the ideal…….

5 years ago
Reply to  Bognorbhoy

Saw then at the Apollo queen were the support band. Pretty good

TicToc
5 years ago

Caption: “We only need to be lucky once, you know!”
HH

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Alternative Caption:
“Ding dong the wicked witch is de….., BASTARD, ah missed.”
HH

Mike
5 years ago

Caption, The TOP’s punishment for Dave Sisyphus King, for his craftiness and deceit, gawn yersell squinty, push, push, push.

The Cha
5 years ago

“For those who can’t make the game, simply hop on a plane to Europe and take out a subscription to Celtic TV, where you can watch it online.”

Celtic v Rosenborg – Live on Celtic TV *Excluding Norway, Denmark and Sweden.

http://www.celticfc.net/news/14637

Just in case anyone is thinking of Easyjetting off to a Scandinavia to catch the game!

5 years ago

No new quality defenders yet again,the politically self-destructive Green Brigade Palestinian Flag display (guaranteed to have pissed off Israel hugely) has visibly affected Celtic’s draws in the CL ie the worst possible for Celtic.The match-fixed pen for Rosenborg who are half-way thru their season yet more evidence of UEFA skullduggery plus Simonovic red card and the inevitable toughest possible draws in rnds 3 and 4 of CL if Rosenborg can be dealt with spell no CL for Celtic this season.40 degree heat at Hapoel a certainty.No strengthening of squad for domestic purposes-have the Board been leaned on by the Masonic power to relinguish domestic domination in favour of “winner StevieG” ?? VERY WORRYING !!!!!!!!!!!!

D J Smyth
5 years ago

Surely the judge at the T O P case asking King’s solicitor if he could please ask Dave King to put the money in place if & when he has time , proves once again just how well the Masons work for each other in Scotland .

Dave King has played a master stroke regarding the othe case. this week ,getting Cas to decide is really the work of his criminal mind . Rangers 2012 will be long dead by the time that Cas will be in a position to decide on the matter . This case will be parked as their won’t be any sense in wasting the money in adjudicating

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

Although some of your points (the TPO’s argument) make sense, er, ah’ve jist whacked up an………. Lostus Plotus.
You’re normally a pain in the rerse
bit yer gettin bitter 🙂
Hail! Hail!, DJ. Whityespinninnenext?
Come On You Bhoys In GREEN

Daziekanowski's nightclub child
5 years ago

Caption: ‘hey Betty they were right, it did gather no moss!’

Noel Skytrot
5 years ago

Caption….how does it feel, to be on your own, a complete unknown, with no direction home , like a rolling stone.

The above applies to Dave cockpit King

5 years ago

Caption.
Look girls the resource limit is full

PaddyBhoy
5 years ago

Caption … Massive dung beetle disrupts Sevco’s safe standing area

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
Macedonians warn Croatia, prior to the arrival of Sevco fans

5 years ago

Caption
Gerrard preseason gets him between a rock and a hard place

Puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: What an unsolicited offer to do your driveway from a guy in an old van who will drive you to the bank to pick up the cash gets you.

Cortes
5 years ago

“Bamm-Bamm Rubble will be the rock at the heart of our defence – Rodgers”

Devoy45
5 years ago

Rosenborg. We’re better/fitter than when we played them last.
3-5-2
Gordon
Hendry/Ajer/Tierney
Forrest/Brown/Ntcham/Kouassi/McGregor
Dembele/Edouard
I think 2-0 to the Bhoys.
subs: Sinclair/Christie
Gotta keep a clean sheet though.
Depending on fitness: Griffiths, Morgan
If Dembele is not fit, we could put Christie or Sinclair in there.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Dwvoy,
You been sitting in the sun a bit today?

Devoy45
5 years ago

Caption: Scottish weather conditions have become ideal for the Giant African dung beetle.
Caption: Could Finn McCool no take a shite somewhere else?

Mike
5 years ago

Brilliant play from the young bhoys, always good to beat the red devils in any game especially a cup final. Ewan Henderson MOM his big brother Liam always said that he Ewan was the better player, personally I like them both. Great to see the youngsters all showing promise, I enjoyed the game… Magic.

portpower
5 years ago

Piece there.

If.

Monti
5 years ago

If the SFA hand down any punishments to any member clubs in the future, what’s to stop the clubs from ignoring them & insisting it goes to CAS?

THE GAME HERE IS COMPLETELY FUCKED!

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Do you think Brendan`s still the backing that`s been published?

I don`t think as supporters we`re covered.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Never a defences` backside.

Midfield and forwards are shite on the back foot.

Monti
5 years ago

Dermot Desmond?
What is he doing about all this shit?
What is he doing?

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Grippling

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

whits the goalie dayin Tam whits the goalie dayin

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Whit’s your wife dain fred, whit’s she dain?
She’s tell you but her mouths full…..

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

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FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

sit on this in swivell

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Fred, amurnae a’aes rat keenoan ye, Vierstajen?
But you’ve hit the nail oanrs fuckin heid, mer than offen; kudos, big mhan.
IF and it’s ALWAYS if, we get through to the 3rd quali, it’ll be in spite of, and not because of, our Board. Ah’ve hudenuff;change will be enforced whilst the ‘millionaire’ and the ‘billionaire’ will fight tooth and nail.
I URGE AN OPTION THAT MAKES SENSE; AN OFFER ‘THEY’ COULDN’T REFUSE…….
I sometimes dream, but I’m also a fuckin’ realist…..pragmatist….bad bastard….if I go down, I go down fighting, an’ then I’ll get up again……..no shit.
Good wishes to all Tims world-wide and especially to the clever ones who’ve deduced there is no such shit as god.
HH

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

Fred your very artistic, you must have spent some time learning how to do that, I take my… socks of too you. HAHAHA.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  FredDDobbs

She is..

FredDDobbs
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

your stupid hen

portpower
5 years ago

Effort to be had for they effin,is it no?

Remind me, who`s Celtic side?

Bad result FC.

When global`s schistosoma mansoni vinegar.

poofter right footers on show,hen.
Watch your shin up hill.

This is the aerated chocolate product.

Till Wed nes Day

Monti
5 years ago

It’s fucking shocking to see a Celtic board not fighting for the club, i don’t understand this at all.
It’s time for the Celtic support to take action, refuse to take tickets for away matches ALL season….start there!

It’s a fucking shambles!

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Did you make contact with our friend?

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Is thy actuality RFC 2012?

SFA says no though,if though no.

Say she`s left to have. Cvnt.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Charlie Saiz,
I know what yer sayin..

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption………..

The remnants of Derek Johnstone’s liposuction procedure, wreak havoc on a hillside somewhere.

Martin67
5 years ago

Caption: Aye sure enough a rolling stone gathers no moss

portpower
5 years ago

Take the weight Khids,enjoy the big bum wingers in the box.

You`re probably right.

We canny dive.

portpower
5 years ago

Occupational self and hasty…what if someone chokes on a button during a game?

portpower
5 years ago

Crazy wacky transfer.We`ve a love letter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExM1vP-rhH4

Player from the Bummies?

portpower
5 years ago

Who are those at…

portpower
5 years ago

Bring back the lace.

Knock,Knock and chip in for the prods.

5 years ago

Caption
Ma have you seen my mould master ??

portpower
5 years ago

If the pitch`s that good,the kids there could kick a ball around after the game.

There`s no more Scottish Football go to bed.

Monti
5 years ago

Jus watching Queen live in Montreal on Sky Arts….
Freddie was a true showman & great entertainer!

While i disagreed with his lifestyle choices, there was a lot to admire of this man.

RIP Freddie

Doc
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

We watched that after the boxing, they were top class

TicToc
5 years ago

Monti, the ULTIMATE difference between you and I, is that you ‘gob off’ and I’ll proffer solutions. Enact too.
I have taken, and will continue to do, measures which strike blows at the common (perceived) enemy.
Don’t ‘fuck about’ with me; you’re not in my league.
Just remember that.
HH

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

I will proffer you a solution, go to the docs and get a prescription for all the shite you talk, ask him for a colostomy bag, to redirect it from your mouth to your arse, because its sometimes difficult to know where you talk from, your mouth or your arse…

Just remember that!

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Mwahahaha mwahahaha

TicToc
5 years ago

Charlie Mulgrew, Charlie Mulgrew; Last EVER OF game, EVER!
Enjoy Bhoys.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

An’ bonus points, that wee bastard McCann fucked-up an’ shown his ‘true colours’,
FUCK THIS, I;m gonnae besivck just broken….WELL, perhaps ah’ll make sense of this tomommow; er…………..
Wake me up before we go Jo,
Remember yer choppin’ ma hair,
To look stunning, an’ to go-go,
What a phony world, nae point, nae mair…………?
Of courss, it’s uptae yoo……….
And hope ran down the tall flats’ walls
The last line leaked fom me, from my, something. I’ve no idea from whence it came, but it came, and ’twas from me. I own that line…..Just try fucking stealing it away from me. In Omine Patri, et Filius, et Spirito Sancti….
and FUCK OFF.
Wake up, grow into a churchless world; it’s cheating man’s invention. It ENABLES their control. FFS, wake up, take a stance and let them bastards KNOW there is some SPIRIT, not just the outrageous belief in got. Spirito Sancti”
I’m tired, I’m tired an’ a wannae go to bed,
Huns used to be a football team,
But happily now they’re dead,
Will some kind Tim please finish this stuff,
I’m struggling to even type,
But we all know, certainly,
replies on a thingy here, amur now bladdered

Tomorrow is a NEW day, and Lawwell will still be central to US enforcing the emergence of the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
TRY FUCKIN’ STOPPING THAT, you tory bastard.
HAIL! HAIL! COYBIG and TAL

W.Anchor
5 years ago

Ony yous lot seen young Hepburn play? A’ve heard he’s gonnae be amazing!

W.Anchor
5 years ago

Caption: Second coming is here, he is risen, he hath rolled the stone away. Looks like the Templars did move his remains to France.

Doc
5 years ago
Reply to  W.Anchor

Winner?

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