Celtic Diary Friday June 8: Silly Season Gets Sillier

I’ll be gad when the season starts.

Or at least a couple of friendlies.

The tittle tattle flying around just now is becoming ludicrous.

Could David Murray and two co investors be about to pump upwards of £75m into Ibrox, as opposed to the previous system of pumping the supporters of every penny they’ve got ?

They said he would never be allowed back into Scottish football, but six years is a long time in the game, and a humble, and possibly even contrite, however unlikely that sounds , murray could be the saviour they need.

It certainly ties in with the Ibrox clubs demand that supporters group Club 1872 tell King how much they are going to invest in the upcoming share issue, despite there being very little sign of that issue.

If the group has any sense-unlikely, i know, they’ll save their money until the next club/company comes along.

Which probably won’t be that long.

Put that together with the campaign to flog season books, which despite a reported  waiting list of 12,000, and the scramble for cash becomes apparent..

But why ?

We tried to ask Dave King, but he was busy trying to find an isolated island somewhere in the Pacific which has a wee cottage on it, and is not on any maps.

Draw your own conclusions.

for me, it appears that the Ibrox support has finally woken up, and has had enough.

there is a little bit of good news for them.. with Russia just around the corner, England manager Gareth Southgate wanted the young England players to know what it’s like to play in a hostile environment, where the ground is old, the area is run down, and the fans are all racist.

He’s scheduled a friendly at Ibrox, and instructed the team to wear green and white.


But who cares ?

There are far more important issues than whose turn it is to fleece the gullibillies.

At noon today, on this site, you can see one of them.

Perhaps the main one.

Auldheids article, ” Regan, his Part In His Downfall ” details chronologically the events surrounding Regans attempts to be an SFA chief, and where and why they need to be investigated.

If only to clear a few things up…


Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Dedryck Boyata is in talks to extend his contract at Celtic.

With a World cup ahead, that makes sense for Celtic, whilst Boyata probably just needs to feel loved.

Nadir Ciftci has had his contract ripped up, which is also a smart move by Celtic. He is now free to come back and haunt us at a later date.

And in another smart move, Henrik Larsson has turned down the Livingston managers job.

Although there are doubts there was actually anything in that story.

From me, at least.

As for incomings, don’t worry.

It won’t be long now..keep your eyes open for a sudden press conference.

As soon as Neil Lennon stops asking for Mikey Johnstone on loan, Scott Allan and John McGinn, plus a few quid heading east, will pass each other on the M8.


Looks like the pitch is ready…

That particular design will help the strikers work out if they are offside or not, one of several things the manager is addressing this summer.

Not long now until the draw for the qualifiers of the champions League.

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Anyone know anyone selling a defibrillator cheap ?

Should Celtic get through, unless there are a number of surprises , it will be Pot four again.

But we must be due a good draw. Oh, wait, we haven’t played Real Madrid or PSV Eindhoven for a while. Or Napoli or Porto.

When the players report back for training, there’s a lot of work to be done, and we can only hope they are relishing the challenge as much as we are.

Meanwhile, there’s been a jump in revenue for Scottish football…

All of which should mean that the hand is strengthened when a tv deal is being negotiated, although it kind of depends on whose hands we send in there.

you’d think Ian Maxwell would pick someone capable, or at least recommend not sending in the diddies who negotiated the last one. .

Although in a recent interview, he perhaps acknowledged that Celtic are a problem, with all their money and success, and may have given us a clue to his own agenda..

“When I was at Thistle, Manchester City came and trained when they were playing in the Champions League and I would tell Celtic about the Man City set up,” 

“Celtic would say, ‘It is incredible – they have got too much money.’ I would go, ‘That is what we think of you’. The decimal point just moves. 


Sooner we get out of Dodge the better.

Its Friday, and that means its time to announce this weeks

Knob of the Week 

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I’ve a feeling this won;t be the last time, either.

McLeish has been caught on video laughing and joking about the cheating years.

He’s also seen his first two games as Scotland boss end in defeat.

how did he get the job again ?


Caption competition from yesterday.

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Alzyerpal June 7, 2018 at 10:58 am · Edit · Reply →


“Get me a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain’t got time to take a fast train
I have come undone, won’t be managing the hun
‘cos UEFA sent me a letter

Well they sent me a letter
Said I couldn’t manage in Europe before
I get the Pro licence I need
So I’ll have to study much more


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In for a penny
Buy your club for a pound

Noel Skytrot

I know we do things in the utmost professional way but it would be good to see signings getting wheeled out soon. By the way Ralph I’ve bet someone 50 sheets that we’ve signed McGinn, so if your super info is shite, could you reimburse me my fifty?

Caption, Listen Craig, do you want to make lots of money again? They’ll fall for it, I promise you.


Murray – “Just wait a minute till I wipe off some of this snake oil.”


Alright mate. i think that all worked out quite nicely


“This ones got legs……..run with it”


think that was his 3rd and 4th games, 1 win, 3 defeats for the cheating barsteward.


Do you fancy reinvesting mate, the gullibillies are always ripe for a picking.


Ibrox investors Club 1872 ready to step up and pay in Rangers share issue Exclusive by Christopher Jack THE finishing line is in sight for the Club 1872. As soon as the rubber chequered flag is waved, the captive bolt will very soon be fired once again. In January, the organisation launched a bid to raise £1 million to be invested in the next share issue at Ibrox. Now, they have just days left to meet their seven-figure target. Light Blues chairman Dave King confirmed several weeks ago that he hoped to bring in around £6million from a rights issue.… Read more »

Noel Skytrot

Awe Naw, the useful idiots that Squint Eastwards has running Clubyerbumped1872 are fleecing the gullibles for Squinty’s benefit and they’re still falling for it. I’ve a simple solution for all of their woes, keep believing the cheats and liars ya zombie bastards. The sooner they’re gone, the better.

Noel Skytrot

I just noticed it was Arlene Foster and Derek Johnstone’s love child Chris Jack that penned that article… he must have met up with Wham gloves for an exclusive of what’s going on down Mug1872’s nest of vipers.


Surely… Piss be upon him


so laura is sayng ye canny invest billy unless you invest wae us and weer no tellin ye wit we are gonny invest yer money in …….bright boy billy sais ok wer do a sign ha ha ha ha ha

Noel Skytrot

CS, he’s actually BFDJ love child…enuff sais.

David Murray spend his own money…no chance, never happened before, wont happen now


spot on


Exactly right that’s even without the whole
Oldco saga landing at his door where it belongs

Morning Ralphy, Your heid must be throbbing every night thinking about all these rumours and cough new leagues. Thank God fur Auld Heids. In the third qualifier if we get there I would take either Garbage Agdam, or Malmo FFS. and in the fourth, our auld favourits… A Stauner, A Stauner in Ex Chealsee Davis. What a great achievement it would be to get through these qualifiers and into the land of milk and honey, then we could argue for months about how shite we are up against these top money doped teams, I’m soo looking forward to that. But… Read more »


when we get ther yae mean ….phew thought a loast a pal ther ha ha ha ha


😉 Bassa.


Caption. Deal done lets go and get legless.

50 Shades of Green

Caption…. where’s ma pound ya bassa….


Club 1872
how many shares are you sorry the club sorry company selling
The glib and shameless
How much money have you got
1 mill pounds
The glib
Then I’m selling 1 mill pounds worth ta bye


Caption…chuckle brothers discuss how to get more money from the great unwashed.

You do realise that in 12 years’ time, Dave King will be releasing a strongly-worded statement accusing you of calling them the great unwashed, and you’ll not be able to collect your pension at the post office counter, because their is a possible conflict of interest, dontcha?


Caption: What! Club 1872 can buy Rangers FC one million times over. No wonder you’re a billionaire and I´m only a knight of the realm



Is DD a club 1872 member ?

I can see the new year game becoming even more important to us.

Cystal ball

Celtic By Numbers


32 out of 54 goals Celtic conceded can be attributed to individual errors. Who is making them and what is the impact?

The seasons review continues. I think I’m done with defending. Will get onto the more interesting attacking stuff now!!!


caption murray sais did a ever tell ye the wan aboot the fiver and the tenner

The Cha

Would like to avoid Ljubljana in Q1, as they beat Maribor to the league and they would’ve been seeded.

Some tasty and old foes in Q2. A return trip to Mostar 30 years late would be nice and hopefully not to taxing.

If we make it all the way then the important oppo will be the Pot 3 team.

People are deluding themselves if they think we’ve any chance of knockout stages so Europa League is the target until we improve consistently over the next few years.

The Cha

Played Partizan there in 89, as they were banned from playing at home for crowd trouble, throwing bottles etc so naturally they were in the stand above the Tic fans.

This was a year or 2 before the war so it was all peaceful and the bridge was intact.

Got a 24 hour train back to Munich that cost 7m Dinar, probably about £20.



Ive always founds slovenians as scarey as fuck. much prefer croatia

The Cha

We’re talking about Bosnia.


not in the balcans then


PS. I thought all the lucky fuckers stationed in Bosnia were brown bottles





Dupety doo dah dupety yeh!
My oh my what a wonderful day!
Plenty of moola coming our way,
Dupety doo dah dupety yeh!


Caption: The eyes have it.


C S… 🙂


Murray (spoken)] You see, Whytey… In this life, one thing counts In the bank, large amounts I’m afraid these don’t grow on trees, You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys, You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two. Large amounts don’t grow on trees. You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two. Why should we break our backs Stupidly paying tax? Better get some untaxed income Better to pick-a-pocket or two. You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys You’ve got to pick-a-pocket or t Why should we all break our backs? Better pick-a-pocket or two. Who says crime… Read more »


Well done the PPPPP PUGGY.


Well done PPP PUGGY.


In 1957 following the FA Cup Final although not interested in football at all a newish Irish hero emerged Packie McParland . Now the awvseve Man Utd wimp will mutter about broken collar bones etc whingers all, man up. I stuck with Villa, Celtic came along later. However I could never quite cope with Villa being founded by a Scot, McGregor,with close links to the then Glasgow Rangers and they use a version of the Rangers motto and emblem In recent years the Blessed One was their most successful manager with two 6 th places in the Premiership and the… Read more »

Paul Mac

Greetings from Saransk!! Which is a wee town in Russia holding the World Cup this year … Ralph gonna have to wait a wee while to rematch against Porto .. as they won the Portuguese league and get a bye straight to the group stages. New pitch and the rest of it look good … looks like the “great unwashed” (I can say that as I am NOT an SFA member) will somehow get the go ahead to embarrass themselves again this season … progress anyone 🙂 About the caption … anyone wanna buy a used football team … its… Read more »


Woke up this morning with a stauner that’d choke a horse….
I’ll just turn him round & ask him his name 🙂


Thinking back to your days hiding in bushes from real soldiers?


Welcome to Russia indeed? The bassas.

Australian football fans are reeling after the visas they had been granted to the FIFA World Cup in Russia were rejected without warning or explanation just weeks before the competition is due to begin.




Are the recipients of these emails sure that it is not a scam? Seems like a classic scam, asking for personal info to rip the individual off.



We represent the Lollipop Guild.


He’s gender neutral, what a voice.


King Kenny demoted. Shocking.


Johnny Logan, He wins the European Cup. YA Fuckin Beauty.






Love to dance.



Celtic FC shall loan out Mikey Johnstone and Lewis Morgan to sevco FC.


When shall the klub klaxon be sounded?

“Leave us be,we`re only a mid table club.”

Enough,aye ready.


“Aye finished”


Paste thy shares to thy pavement, club 1873.

sevco portend FC.


A load, typically a heavy one.Gers gist.



Bring that bassa back.(sic) Murray. It`ll be a walk over.
Feel sorry for that bassa?

We are the dated peepil.

He`s probably claiming invalid pension.

See,that`s how he had them that Sir David Murray…
Former charity diner table thieve.

If he ends up involved in Scottish Football once again…it`ll be priceless.


Hearts gone astray, Budgies Budgie has flown away.

Grandad’s won the giant Unicorn.. Whaur’s Elsa.


Cheap night.
Elsa pocketed me.



Elsa,for forever you are.This one is for you.




“ you can have the club for a pound I’ll even throw Andy Halliday in for good measure”


There`s nae a bob for Andy,Ian.Lookin` forward for him being laced.

Fuller it yor Georgia attempt,he`s.



Did not Lloyds banking find paperwork about the execute management of RFC 2012(formally) in the vault of the wee half of the royal Scotchmen`s bank?



great boxin oan tonight heers ma tips santa cruz -jermell charlo -terence crawford -antonio moran -terry flanagan and big tyson ………now thers an accumalatoir for yees…… ps dont bet if yees need tae shoplift tae pay the bookie ha ha ha ha




a geid yees sum tips for the boxin tonight but the mod kept them fur hiself

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