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Celtic Diary Monday April 23: Out Thought and Out Fought

Celtic’ bid to become the first Scottish club to secure seven successive titles twice ( Happy, Rob ? lol ) floundered at Easter road on Saturday.

In fact, it floundered badly.

Hibernian showed passion and skill in fairly equal measure, and Celtic didn’t know what hit them.

What they did was show everyone else that if you have a go at Celtic, and keep having a go, there’s a real chance the hoops will fold.

Neil Lennon, the Hibernian boss explained how he did it, and used the “rangers ” tactics in the cup semi final to show how not to do it..

“I’m not going to criticise other teams, but it was something that was a feature of our preparation.

“When you play Celtic, if you stand off them, I’ll always go back to the Barcelona game, if you mark space you’re knackered.

“You have to mark men, especially against these guys. If you drop off they change runs and cut you to ribbons. We asked them to go man for man. We even left Efe Ambrose with Leigh Griffiths one on one.

“We gambled a bit and it worked. On another day, someone could slip and they are in.

“In the 2-2 draw in December, we were far too passive and let Celtic dominate the ball for far too long. We didn’t want to let that happen again.”

It finished 2-1, and the defeat, combined with results elsewhere, means that we now look to this weekend and the game against “rangers ” to tie up the league.

Confidence, of course, is high, given the ineptness of the Ibrox side, but there is little chance they will be that bad again.

Even the most naive of coaches would tell his players to get in and about Celtic after the Hibernian win, and that includes Graeme Murty, if he isn’t replaced by Neil McCann by then.

That’s what we heard, and I was at a real ale festival on Saturday, and the drunks there are even drunker than the usual ones we meet.

Apparently an approach has been made to Kilamrnock for Stevie Clarke, who told them he wasn’t interested, though not as politely as that, and this in turn suggests a change in manager is closer than we think.

Any good vibes around Ibrox will be taken onto the field at Celtic Park, and bearing in mind they secured a famous draw in the east end last time out, it could be a few more days before Seven is a reality.

In fact, the longer it goes on, the more nervous the players will be, and that could even carry over into the Cup final.

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And their support are angry…

though that could be because the Ibrox pitch yesterday kind of looked like a Celtic top…

We tried to find head groundsman Seamus O’ Flaherty but he was at Mass all day yesterday, as he had three services to take.

Common sense says not to panic, but there can be no denial that doubts are creeping in.

And the media will play on these doubts, and don’t forget the players read the papers as well.

In fact, its already started..

Rangers keeper Jak Alnwick believes gatecrashing Celtic title party can make up for Hampden horror show

Yes, I’m sure Billy will be pleased at missing a cup final as long as his club can put our title hopes on hold.

Showing a remarkable grasp of the English language, Alnwick said;

“Is the only thing that helps make up for what happened at Hampden a win? It is, yes. That, and finishing second. 

Two “only things”  then.

“I don’t see why not. We’ve come close, apart from the semi-final, so if we go there and play how we did against Hearts we have got a chance. We just need to play our own game and we will see where it takes us. 

We know our aim at the start of the season wasn’t to finish second. We wanted to win a cup as well but you’ve got to look at the whole season and if we were to win on Sunday then it could lift things going into the end of the season as well as next season.”

Yeah, that makes sense, I think.

We looked outstanding against Hearts, we looked solid, I thought we pressed them well. It shows we have got good characters in the dressing room to bounce back from a hard defeat.

“The crowd have also been brilliant all season and we knew we had to get them on side straight away. I thought we did that. It was good to get out there and get the result.

“We have big characters in our dressing room as things will always happen in football. 

It must have been his interpreters day off.

When “rangers ” scored their second goal, the players ran to hug Andy Halliday, and ignored manager Murty, a sure sign he’s lost the dressing room, and the idea of a dead cat bounce in time for next weekend will appeal to the Ibrox board.

Meanwhile, and if you blinked you will have missed it, we had our own boost as well after the Hibernian game..

“There’s maybe somewhere I can go and earn 2/3x more money but it’s not about that”

“It would take something extraordinary to take me away from here” 

He’s referring to the Arsenal vacancy coming up at the end of the season.

Sounds to me like he’s already been sounded out and said no.

So can we just get on with winning the treble and getting ready for Europe ?

 

Last night saw the clubs annual award ceremony, and Scoot Brown, not unexpoectedly , will be out ordering a bigger cabinet this morning.

He won Player of the Year, Players Player of the Year, and received a Special Recognition award as well.

Keiran Tierney was Young Player of the Year.. as well as goal of the Season for his Kilamrnock strike.

Leigh Griffiths, in the video where players revealed their nominations for player of the year, raised a chuckle with his choice of Pedro Caixinha, a childish jape which ignored completely the contribution of Alfredo Morelas to the cause.

 

Elsewhere, and there’s good news this morning for Royal wathcers, with one of them being taken to hospital to drop another baby.

but there’s bad news for Phil the Greeks boy, who revealed himself to be just as racist as his dadyy…

Oh, if only the girl had replied like this..

At one o’clock today, there’ll be a review of where we stand in europe, and where we should be going on this site, with our own Monti asking some very interesting questions.

In the meantime, have a look at this, from Hugh Jordan in the Sunday World..

On saturday we had this picture..

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Mark Gillespie April 21, 2018 at 10:49 am · Edit · Reply →

caption:
Neil – When you leaving Brendan?Canny wait to get ma old job back so I get a jacket & cardigan. 

And now…another memory.. whats going on here ?

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Noelskytrot
5 years ago

Caption…..absolute wanker meets a scumbag bastard who ruined the UK and laid Scotland’s industrial heartlands to waste creating a major catastrophe for working class people. I hate the fucking cow. Anytime I see a picture of her I go into one, fucking midden.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago

Succinct and straight to the point, CS.

Mike
5 years ago

I read that one of our posters has been admitted to the hospital and I would like to add our heartfelt best wishes to.. D’Fhinnein Mick,
Get well soon, think about 7 Mick, all the very best.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I’ll second that, Mike. Hope you get well soon Mick.

Steven R
5 years ago

Caption: Nicholas says to Thatcher “fuck Strictly Come Dancing – I’ll get bigger cheers when I dance on your grave, ya fuckin’ evil auld whore! “

Steven R
5 years ago

I almost lost suffered a bladder malfunction at that yin! Excellent!!

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
Sourness is looking for someone like you at Ibrokes

The game showed that Gordon, Hendry and Boyata are rank.
Gordon can pull off wonder saves, but frequently his clearances cause mayhem in the defence
Pleased for Lenny, but we have four games to win the title, in two years Brendan has lost three.
Love the conspiracy theories being vomited by the Huns, more to the point Hertz never tried a leg against the mighty Wankers.

The Hun media will attempt to stoke up the fires of hope for the people, it should be another gubbing.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

Cartvale, I’d give Hendry the benefit of the doubt as he’s still really just developing. Brendan has to take responsibility for trying to make Craig Gordon play with his feet; his feet are purely for standing on and that’s as clear as day, but there’s no better reaction-‘keeper.
Boyata? I’ve seen far too much of him already, a consistent liability. Simunovic COULD be a player but his heart’s not in it. Him and Boyata must be shipped and I’d offer them on a BOGOF deal and write off the financial loss as they’ll cost us much more if we keep them.
HH

john young
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Tic Toc Hendry is not a young player by to-days standards he is and will be a liability especially on the flank,he was and is a Dundee calibre player.

Daziekanowski's nightclub child
5 years ago

Caption: Andy Warhol (back right) ignores Supergran as Maggie tells Charlie to get to the bright lights of London so he can waste his career.

Mike
5 years ago

T’was a bright morning in Dublin and a great crowd had gathered outside Kilmainham Gaol. The city was still trying to come to terms with the deaths and the destruction of the Easter Rising. The people had heard the terrible sounds of volley’s of gunfire, as the firing squads ended life after life. As the black flags were raised over the buildings. Execution without trial. Of all the executions carried out, none raised as much anger as one of the last ones, the one of James Connolly. James Connolly of the Irish Citizens Army-The overall Commander of the Easter Rising. Born in June 1868, for a man so linked to Irish history, Connolly was born in Edinburgh, in an area nick-named “Little Ireland”, one of the city’s slums. His parents were originally from County Monaghan and life was desperately hard, his Mother Mary died early as a result of the deprivation they faced. History doesn’t record it but Connolly must have had a serious effect on his young life. Others have written and recorded the life and times of James Connolly and his Socialist cause and of course his feelings for social justice, much better that I ever could, my story only concerns the tale of the Easter Rising. Its true to say though that he witnessed first hand how appallingly bad that Irish people were treated through his British Army service mostly in the Cork area and he was determined to help the people as much as he possibly could……….

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Later he formed the Irish Citizen Army, falling out with the Irish Volunteers because its committee refused to accept his Citizens Army or give them any input into the coming “Rising”. So he promptly marched them around Dublin, alarming the “Volunteers”. He was quickly brought into the planning and the preparation’s and was subsequently appointed overall Military Commander of the Republican forces in Dublin. Connolly was in charge of the GPO, he was severely wounded during the fighting and later arrested. He was Court Martialled in the Military Hospital in Dublin and Charged with treason, there would be no doubt about its verdict. On the 12th May 1916 Connolly was shot seated in a wooden chair as he was not able to stand. His body was put into a mass grave unmarked with the other 14 executed rebels. Before his death Father Aloysious Travers administered Absolution and the Last Rites. If many of the Irish people were “indifferent” to the Easter Rising, their attitudes changed after these brutal executions. These brave men’s deaths succeeded in rousing the Irish people and lit the fuse that would ultimately result in Ireland receiving partial freedom. Of course the six Counties still eagerly await their reunification with their other Irish brothers, surely that must happen soon. It will be 102 years tomorrow since the Easter Rising but the memories of these brave men and women who saw the future of Irish freedom remain stuck in our hearts and memories as if it only happened a few years ago. We salute these brave people who fought so bravely in the Easter Rising and their followers who continue the struggle for full reunification. “It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men and women who died, rather we should thank God that such people lived”.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Thank you Desimond!

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mike,I have also thoroughly enjoyed your pieces,bravo.
P.S.Ralph,thanks for the cash,again,after I proved I actually read your diary and don’t want people to think that you aren’t WorldClass.Please remember,we shall remember,cut out that “r” football club nonsense and let’s get on with our,oops,your caption fixing…..Sharing is Caring….

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Thank you… Rob.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Great wee read on James Connolly, Mike, well posted.
It was, no doubt, due to the Irish famine that Connolly’s parents left Ireland to then live in poverty in Edinburgh.
It’s little wonder James Connolly became a radical and supporter of the working classes. We still need his like today.
The thing that should never be forgotten here is that during the famine years Ireland, under British rule, was a net EXPORTER of food. How sickening is that?

Good luck D’Fhinnein Mick, get well soon.

Roll on Sunday lunchtime when we’ll put the scum to the sword and make it ANOTHER 7 for them to cry over.
HH COYBIG.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Absolutely true, on all counts Tic Toc.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Gary, I think with posts like that you’d be welcome on all the Tim sites.
When my passion is ‘transubstantiated’ into anger after too much wine etc. I lose the plot and emanate nothing but tripe and hostility, with a dash of humour and sense. It’s all very regrettable but I’m honest enough to see it and admit to it…. Anyway, the Bhoys on here are a generally good crowd and the site can only be improved and enjoyed when we strive to get along with each other and try to avoid going OTT, as we give our catholic* views and comment on those of others. (*as in universal)
I hope you continue to support the working classes and all those who struggle to help themselves.
HH

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Gary, I replied but it’s up in the heavens!
HH

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I will if you pay me!! Two very different things as you well know Charlie, a Nations struggle for Independence against oppression and the price it had to pay. 3400 taken prisoner and much much more. You know full well how many people died of starvation or were forced to leave their very own Country
because they were treated worse than animals.
Scotland also suffered the highland clearances, where poor people were forced to flee their land to make way for… sheep
So very different, not in the least comparable.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

You are very welcome Weered. DESIMOND PART TWO HAS DISAPEARED I WOULD BE GRATEFUL IF YOU COULD….

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Your posts on the Easter Rising have been superb Mike. Your absolutely right to state that the hardships that Connolly and his family had to endure whilst living in the Cowgate were the catalyst for him to fight for the betterment of the working class economically and in many other ways. From Scotland, America, Belfast and the Free State. In my humble opinion, as a revolutionary, Connolly is right up there with the very best. John McLean also is held in high esteem in Scotland for his agitation. James Connolly: A Full Life is an excellent read Mike, highly recommend it.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Thank you Noel, I enjoyed reading and learning, refreshing my memory of the events surrounding the “Rising”. As I said that was my focus and I wanted to concentrate only on that particular event. James Connolly was an outstanding individual who fought tirelessly for social justice, they don’t make his kind very often.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Aye, he was a rare type, Mike. Looking at the ugly epoch we now live in, what we would give for a million Connolly’s!!!!

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Caption: Hi Maggie,I’m off to Arsenal for the money….
Good choice Charlie,you’ll end up bitter,like me,and Celtic fans will show us both the Red Card…..

Martin67
5 years ago

Caption: I loved you on Spitting Image

Bognorbhoy
5 years ago

Caption…
Charlie…
Gonnae sit on ma face maggie…?
Maggie..
Why ?is your nose bigger than your Dick ?

desdamoaner
5 years ago

I’m keeping my sleeves rolled up or my watch will be gone in a ‘Flash’

Celtic Mikey
5 years ago

Opening statement spot on and it’s been that way for years unfortunately. Every game we have lost we have been pressed and couldn’t cope.

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Cannonball kid- ” I heard you are a cricket fan prime minister, have you been to the ashes “?

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂 She fuckin’ has now! Bitch.

50 Shades of Green
5 years ago

I see the wee wummin inbetween they 2 holding on to her tea cup for dear life incase the auld cow steals her milk.

5 years ago

As we have not won 4 in a row all season this was no surprise. Fair enough. The defence needs to be sorted but surely Sinclair’s future must be in doubt. he is so predictable and the defenders of every club have found him out. He is struggling against very average players and will not get any better. Might get about 1.5 from Sunderland if they have anything left. They will not get any worse than Hampden and presumably Brendan knows that. They will be delighted with a draw. I think celtic will win by 2 but maybe allowing them a point and giving them false hope would be funnier. If they get beat by less tahn 3 you know the whole of the Scottish media will start with the improvement has been made Hampden was a one off, making next seasons skelpings even funnier. i would rather we hit them for 7 though

CarlJungleBhoy
5 years ago

Caption: Tory Cunt, Orange Cunt, Bawbag

jimmybee
5 years ago

Caption : Wee Lorraine kelly before cosmetic surgery.

5 years ago

Im gonna be honest, Im raging we threw it away on Saturday.
We sleep in Edinburgh, and THEN have a player of the year award night, cue happy festivities, and NOW the players have to pick themselves up and get ready for Sunday rather than get job done Saturday, have a big party and then laugh all the way towards Sunday.

A true chance missed me thinks and Laugh the Joker Griffiths gag would have been funnier if he wasn’t saying it from Efe Ambroses pocket..more focusing on being a striker and less on being the joker needed Leigh.

I know I know, grumble grumble but I just hate when we through away great opportunities. We should have been smoking cigars all this week, not thinking “Yeah should be fine..im sure it will” or making gags at the awards to wind them up to really get stuck in on Sunday and risk star players getting some bad injuries before the cup final.

I watched Rangers yesterday, if Jack thinks they were outstanding then heaven help him. The standard of fitbaw was criminal, at one point it was heidy-tennis for 30 seconds and God knows how Hearts beat us 4-0, they are abysmal.

Interesting wee fact about us with Hendry doing the rounds..only 1 win in 7 or something like that, strange how we just cant get that centre half problem sorted out oonce and for all.

I have a piece on who will be left in the new hoops come August ready to go after Monti’s so will schedule mine to go live mid week.

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  desimond

D.Mond…threw…Signed Leigh……Who did you watch?….No such team…let’s start telling them straight.Commons stated that the Huns were 3/4 out of 10 at best….Celtic should win comfortably but it’s hardly been inspiring and what about that tatty strip?….

Mike
5 years ago

Ian Maxwell has been confirmed as the next SFA CEO. after Regan, it must be an improvement, says he “massaging his head”.

Desimond, Raging, oh yeah, I don’t think that I have ever felt so angry watching the team I follow, it stank of unprofessionalism, dreadful and shameful and sickening.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Weered I could not post on Saturday, my teeth were so firmly clenched a bit like the buttocks on my arse. 😉

Iancelt67
5 years ago

Tips. Best places to visit in Scotland ??

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Possilpark, Ian. You’ll love it.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Ha! Try the Sarry. Wonderful establishment.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

Remember to pack your stab-proof vest.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

My oul Bhoy drinks in the Sarry.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Remember the Rock on Possil Road Noel? I was down the nolly one day with my big dog and was on my way home on Applecross Street meaning to cut up through Hamiltonhill to Saracen. It started raining so I jumped down to the Rock for a pint till it went off. I’ve ordered a pint and noticed the wreckage of the gantry behind Gary the barman as he poured and asked him what happened. Without looking up he quite casually said ‘Somebody threw a dwarf through it’. Possil’s got its own normality.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Gary is my cousin mate. Aye, the Rock Bar was some shop, mental.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Definitely. Laugh a minute but. Another good boozer away.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Think the last time I saw Gary he was working in the Intermezzo in the town a few years ago. He couldn’t remember my name but asked how my German Shepherd was getting on. I don’t even know which one he was referring to; I’ve always had German Shepherds. I remember going round the Comet one time – what a shop that was! – and before going in I asked Angie if it was OK to bring the dug in. ‘Is he well behaved?’ she says. I was incredulous. Looking along the bar at the punters I asked if she was kidding me on. She glanced at them and gave her head a quick shake and must’ve agreed his behaviour couldn’t be worse than theirs and said ‘Aye bring him in.’

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Rhats right mate. Aye, the Comet was the same type of place.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

🙂

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Character-building job Monti eh?

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Stevie D,
Sort of lol

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

I grew up in maryhill Noel

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Born in the Gilshy mate, moved to El Possoparko around aged 10. All so long ago Ian.

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Grew up in the valley moved to temple

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Worst place I remember in Glasgow was blackhill

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Lived in Shafton for a few years Ian, I know a number of the Scurvy crew. Aye, I used to go up to Blackhill with the Republican parades, not a place you wanted to be if not a local. Lol

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Ian, I think there’s still a supporters bus running from the Siggy.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Sure it was Blackhill the weans pulled down the shutter doors and set fire to the station with the coppers in it.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel/Stevie D,
I’m not a Glasgow boy but i used to be a van boy when i was 18 delivering to all over Glasgow.
It was right at the time of the Thompson stuff kicking off, i remember going along shettleston road the morning the two guys were found in the car, police had it all cordoned off & shit.
Do you remember the Mecca bingo at the Red road court flats?
On my first day we arrived round the back of the flats and you had to go and bang on the door at the back of what was like an underground car park, pitch black…
The driver telt me to go & bang on the door…..i was like…are you taking the fucking piss? Lol.
Fuck me min 🙂

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Character-building job Monti eh?

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

I thought he was fae Easterhoose, Chazza. Growing up in the area, there were plenty a Billies, I lived 5 mins from the local lodge.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

I suppose it depends on what you want to see Ian. CP is a must. As you’ll be aware the scenery up north is outstanding and it’ll blow your mind if you choose to visit that area. Loch Lomond, Glasgow, Edinburgh, if you’re chasing culture, the architecture and museums are first class. Both cities are teeming with history.

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

I’ve been to cp I’m coming with three kids 24 22 and 12 I’ll surely take them to parkheas but it’s off season. Come in June 14 leave aug 14 so I suppose ucl qualifiers and maybe the firs game of the season. Nice balmy weather watching football hopefully.

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Lance,brush up on your spelling before you arrive……parkheas!…as bad as Ralph’s Kilamrnock….it’s been a long season…..

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Give Armadale a miss tho lol
Full of Vermin.

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

I was there today funnily enough.

Monti
5 years ago

Is that a female Donkey?

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Larkhall,remember to go in to the pub in your Hoops,then it’ll be a nice helicopter trip to QEUH……Sharing is Intensive Caring….

Johnjoe 6264
5 years ago

An absolute shit performace easily bullied complete spineless cunts there are ways of losing and these cunts rolled over. What in the hell are Sinclair and Roberts all about both completely useless as well as playing with 9 men

Alzyerpal
5 years ago

Caption:

“One is very pleased that you followed Norman Tebbit’s advice Nick. To get “On one’s bike and find a job”. And here you are, playing for Arsenal and pumping the living daylight’s out of Suzanne Dando.”

Puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Ma hair’s meant to be like Bonos. Is yours meant to be like the bass players?

Mike
5 years ago

If you watch Panarama’s programme tonight about the Ukrainian mafia and its dirty money laundering, the one thing that you will not see reported is that Prince Andrew sold his £12 mill. pound home to A Kazakstani, for £3.00 million pounds above the asking price.
You can report about the Ukrainian Mafia, but not the Royal Mafia, they arra peepil.

puggy67
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

The Royal Mafia – do they return the horse’s head to the depot if your no in?

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  puggy67

Is that your caption winning entry puggy darling, if so, nae luck chuck.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  puggy67

Like ‘We tried to reach you but you weren’t in. Your horse’s head was left with McGlumpher up the stair.’?

Puggy67
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

Like you see the bustard with his.crown on heading down the.path with your horses head under his arm and he’s no even rung the bell? Lazy Royal Mafia bassas

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Ha ha ha!

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I think I’ll give that a watch. Aye, yer right Mike, reportage of the Royal German Mafia is a no-no.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

The ruling class look after their own, CS.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

CS, the so called democracy here in the UK has turned into nothing more than a kleptocracy. These fuckwits are running all over us and the majority sit bound and pacified and accept it, shocking.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel,
Do you like Rage against the machine?
A track called ‘ killing in the name of ‘ nails it!

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Aye Monti, great track.

The Great God Pan
5 years ago

It’s plural Charlie.

Morto
5 years ago

you missed the comma.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Morto

Could you no’ have “hit the intended target” about 35 years ago? You only have to be lucky once, you know!!
HH and Ding, Dong. (the wicked witch is dead)

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Ha, 🙂
HH

5TB
5 years ago

Caption

“Did I hear one right? You hope my next shite has a big rusty razor in it?”

5 years ago

The wee wummin with the teacup looks a lot like Molly Weir.

Devoy45
5 years ago

Lancelt 67. The area between Ullapool and Lochinver, although the midges are bad. Climb Suiven near Lochinver. Go up to Sandwood Bay/Cape Wrath. Give the Scottish Borders a good look too.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

I was in Ullapool once. Poor dog couldn’t walk for a week after walking along that stoney shoreline near the pier through washed up jelly fish. I thought they were dead and harmless. Lovely place but between the jelly fish and the midges like seagulls . . .

jimmybee
5 years ago

Iancelt go to the western isles if you get the chance m8. Get the ferry from ulapool to Stornoway and travel down to eriskay.
Fabulous beaches if we get the weather.:)

charlie
5 years ago

caption noo shees shakin hauns wae his namesake auld nick

charlie
5 years ago

lance go up and do the north coast 500 if yoov got the time fuckin amazing trip

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  charlie
Iancelt67
5 years ago

Stop with the Lancelt already. Cheers will hire a motor and see these places. Been all around Australia but seen about 2 per cent of Scotland , game isn’t straight.

charlie
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

ok

Iancelt67
5 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Charlie thanks for the video looks good would like to catch up with the boys on here. Put faces to comments nothing better than Tims on this planet . Believe me at times I’ve been talked off cliffs with a bit of grounding and funny comments
Hail hail

Rob O'Keeffe
5 years ago

Lovely to see Billy and Stepford Kath with their lovely family…..oh well,another mouth to feed…..

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption…………

How do you do Charles. I see your wanking hand is on the left.

JoeC
5 years ago

When is Brendan going to realise that you don’t pick Leigh Griffiths to play against Hibs ? I can only recall him scoring once out of his 98 goals for Celts against his favourite Hibs ! Even then he could hardly bring himself to celebrate it and went off shortly thereafter with an ” injury “.
Brendan should also realise that Rogic should only be picked for games at Celtic Park ( and Hampden ) as he doesn’t do ” away games ” especially when he gets no protection from the officials.

Monti
5 years ago

D’Fhinnein Mick,
GET WELL SOON MATE!

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption…..

….. and here’s me thinking politics were Celtic supporting parrots.

Monti
5 years ago

Caption:Witch- ” one is of to the tory party conference in Brighton today what ”

Charlie- ” You have a blast then “

Mike
5 years ago

POBLACHT NA H EIREANN.

Irishmen and Irishwomen, In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of Nationhood, Ireland, through us summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom.

Thomas J. Clarke.

Sean Mac Diarmada, Thomas Mac Donagh,
P.H. Pearse, Eemonn Ceannt,
James Connolly, Joseph Plunkett.
24th April 1916.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago

Seeing the picture of that haggard, horrid, abomination reminds me of the SC final when she got the red card. Mind that?

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

My biggest disappointment in life – BAR NONE! – was her surviving that bombing. I was shocked I was capable of hating anybody so much. Had to go to confession. Still wouldn’t put it past the demonic bastard to have had a tip-off and decided to sacrifice a few “expendables” in some kind of PR coup. A wicked, evil bastard.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

A wicked evil auld fucking cow indeed mate.

Arsene Parcelie
5 years ago

Caption:
Thatcher: “I was sitting in Number 10 there thinking that there aren’t enough Bono lookalikes but I’m please to say…”

Monti
5 years ago

Thoughts & Prayers for wee Alfie Evans, go to Italy wee man & get healthy & go on to live a full life!
You will be prayed for son!

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Got to agree with that mate. They seem to want to deny him any chance because of dogmatism. Makes you want to vomit. It’s no as if it’ll even cost them anything.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

Stevie D,
On a day when this wee fella is fighting for his life and his immediate future being dragged through the courts…..
What do we get?
Nothing but the arrival of the new royal baby plastered all over the news?

I hope Alfie battles on & wins his fight!

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Praying for him Monti.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It’d be interesting to see how differently our latest wee parasite would be treated if he found himself in a similar situation.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

It’s a sreaming shame on the British ‘farcical’ judiciary to even consider that its got the ‘power’ to over-rule parents’ desires.
The Law continues its consistency; it’s a fucking ass.
However, the protests outside Alder Hay is a fucking disgrace and totally mis-concepted; other children are suffering, as are their parents. A shower of fucking idiots (wannabees) with mobile phones held high are disrupting and stealing from the children and parents of all the other cases.
A disgraceful affront to humanity that those fucking retards, Kyle followers, are ‘protesting’ outside a fucking childrens’ hospital….and the fucking idiot, local police can’t stop it? FUCK THEM.
They can fuck up the roads…….
I’ve had enough….there comes a time….
I’m up to that; always have been and always will be….
TicToc
HH
PS I’m sorry there’s no Celtic craic in my comment; the ‘wee fella’ in Alder Hay seems to come first.

TicToc
5 years ago

Whether in agreement, or in discord, my statement (above) is worthy of recognition; it may be that playgound bias denies an articulated reply? An intelligent reply, even?
Anyway, c’est la vie.
Whether or not intended, I’ve noticed Weered making excellent comments recently; comments which don’t take sides but are worthy stand-up views from an area which has been fraught with ‘The Troubles’ – Belfast.
I’ll say no more but to applaud you for your clear intention of bringing us ETims together.
I’m glad to tell you, Weered, that IMO, you really have been a valued contributor to ETims. Good Mhan.
TicToc
HH

TicToc
5 years ago

NB, to all, It’s extremely important that what I type eventually becomes an intelligible form of communication and
I hope the same for each and everyone of us:to be understood!
However, when that fucking bitch (no name needed here) appeared in the ‘yard’ I was aware of her sickening, horrific, stinking fucking policies; more so I was disgusted with the numerous adherents in this fairly small city.
Anyway, I at least, took a huge piece of ducting and just battered it to death with a huge hammer, as that filthy cow tried to gain support.
I’m weak now, and tired, but, “yes, I’m drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober”,
a real fuckin’ laugh, albeit from a privileged, horrid bastard called Churchill as he reduced Lady Astor (who’s comment had been “I do believe you are drunk, Sir”
I’ve over-cooked the glue, methadone and incohol again, however, (and I’ll always make more sense than Molly (sorry, er, is it actually Monti?)
Lady Astor: “I do believe, Sir, that you are drunk.
The cigar-smoking cunt replied: “Yes m’dear, but you are ugly; and in the morning I shall be sober. Fuckin’ class.
HH

Stevie D
5 years ago

This baby’s being denied a chance at life for no other reason than doctors say so. He’s outlived their predicted expectancy since life support was withdrawn and another state has taken on all future incurred costs of his possibly life-saving treatment. There are NO valid or reasonable – even monetary – arguments against this child being taken to Italy for a chance in life. As I said previously in a post that went AWOL: if this was a royal baby no expense would be spared in ensuring he’d a long and healthy future spent bleeding tax payers dry. You want to have a word with yourself TicToc. People being concerned about this kid’s life or death interferes with your ‘craic’? Jeez! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

Stevie, either I’ve been poor in explaining myself or you are poor at comprehending; I said about the wee fella’s parents should be the ultimate judge, not the fucking ‘judiciary’.
I also said that protesting, and blocking entrance to Alder Hay was being done by fucking idiots. (If you agree with that protest I stand by that, and if you cannot see my care in all of this then you’re a fucking clown. Re-read what I ACTUALLY said and then fucking apologise to me.
I’m sure you mean well; FFS make that clear.
TicToc
HH
BTW, my mind keeps saying you’re a tosser; prove me wrong.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

If your mind says I’m a tosser I could suggest a couple of boozers in the toon with ‘beer garden’s’ where we could carry on this discussion bawbag. Name the date arsehole.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

Stevie, almost everything you proffer is ensconsed in Catholicsism. (The idiot Broxburn is even worse). That’s okay. Well, it’s okay (for you and your ilk) to have faith. Point is, if the ‘holy father’ having blessed the wee mhan’s dad,….if that blessing doesn’t work? Is it ‘papa’s fault, or is it some ‘imaginary cunt works in mysterious ways’?
Who TF thought that shit up? Peter? You mean that fisherman or that bastard Lawwell?
Dream on…religion? = organised superstition to separate, cheat and con and still fleece the masses (of their assets).
Brother Walfrid (hello BB) was a Socialist of his time; he probably had no clue about Socialism or Communism as political dogma, just a genuine wish to do good.
THAT is genuine Socialism; the brand is irrelevant.
HH

Stevie D
5 years ago

You’ve removed 2 of my replies to this bam but still permit him to goad me? Cheers boys.

TicToc
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

Stevie, shit happens. You NEED to re-group, cobber.
But, we’re all Tims on here so it (shit) doesn’t happen quite so bad.
If I decide to ‘fuck you off’ I’ll have a genuine reason to do that. Re-read the fucking poste, until you manage to grasp some of there meaning, and than just fucking apologise to me; I’m very forgiving but a bad bastarsd to fall out with.
Love and kisses,
TicToc.

Stevie D
5 years ago

I’ve never mentioned my, or anybody else’s, religion during any of this ‘discussion’ but you deduce I’m a Catholic and a tosser. I’ve stated I’m willing to discuss this in person but they keep censoring and removing my replies. I’d just love to meet you ya helmet.

TicToc
5 years ago

Stevie (your reference points are fuckd), so I wouldn’t be ‘looking forward’ to meeting you. Only one will leave the Buttny; it’ll nae be me.
I could be on ma 7h pint in the HLI
I’ve no intention to batter any felloe Tim, regardless of what forms of shite he wanted to fire at me………

fiuck thois ahm fkluyong an ranmpiooors =do NOt fIUck wi me ME. Fukinfpfgbgf.,nerlkjerv

And, “in the morning, I shall be sober…..”

I’ve no idea if this, written word, makes sense; I care less. Argumentative persons who wish to challenge me, I say : name your place and speakt to your god before battle commences

TicToc
5 years ago

Fuck THAT.
Ah’m urnae hinging’ oot a flat in the Cross any mair” Fuck that………..Charlie? whit dae ye dae whn yiv pumped to much chatlie? Churly? Heer me?

He’s jist aboot alive, leavin hin …………..
fuck, no thr only one who needs sleep.
TicToc TOT me this oan the fuckin’ trumpet; aye, he wix oan acrid again…..no’ as fukkin’ accrid as his wellies….Oh, happy daze……….

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