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Celtic Diary Monday April 16: Your Referees Will Be Celtic Fans

It must hurt.

Reality gave them a kick in the teeth yesterday,

And a good rub down with sandpaper.

Simply, they’re not very good. And they couldn’t fight sleep.

Celtic cruised to a 4-0 win over the New Enemy and hardly broke sweat, whilst breaking the spirit of a support who had looked for so much more…

If you read that in a sort of Belfast Churchillian voice its even funnier.

After the game, they were in a bit of pain..

A clear out of all things fenian n in our club. Our youths are littered with them. Yesterday a rat called Mark Woods who plays for us was caught lording it over us on twitter and has since deactivated his social media’s I believe.

“I am unable to post photos but a twitter search would show screenshots of him spouting his bile. I posted not long ago highlighting the amount of them that are in the youths but I got slaughtered for it.

“If people are happy with Celtic fans infesting our club then I don’t know what to say.

“We need the social media team completely axed also as they are highly incompetent, regularly making errors and mistakes making us look stupid online.

“Yesterday a post was put on twitter named ‘everything you need to know about our opponents, Celtic’ with a formation date and nickname and everything! They fenian  c*nts hardly even acknowledge us by our name, Rangers! It’s always “Sunday’s opponents” or “Ibrox side”. They also never use the term Old Firm, calling games between us the Glasgow Derby.

“I would like the club to stop using the Old Firm tag as well as I detest those fenian tramps and want no association with them but they only do so to continue the myth that we are somehow not Rangers.”  

We have a weak and soft mentality running through our club these days and seems to be more and more infectious, I want nothing to do with Celtic or there followers. They treat us with utter contempt, just why can’t we grow a set and do the same?”

So we’re playing the Rangers Lotto for THIS? Sort it out.

Staunch sort of fellow, isn’t he ?

If that sort of passion was around six years ago it might have saved their club.

Now they have to follow follow a fake club, a basket of assets, run by a set of career criminals and wonder where it all went wrong …

We know, though, don’t we ?

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another man who is publicly staunch is Matt Lindsey, one of a number of the Ibrox cheerleaders at Glasgows Evening Times..

Matthew Lindsay: Hard to see Graeme Murty surviving Rangers humiliation

Then again, Murty is only in the job because they can’t get anyone else, and poor Kenny miller, who thought the job was his, doesn’t want it either.

WHILE it is unreasonable to expect Rangers to challenge Celtic for silverware given the respective finances of the Glasgow rivals it is not asking too much for them to at least compete with their age-old adversaries.

Motherwell, who will take on their top flight rivals in the William Hill Scottish Cup final next month, have certainly done so on more than one occasion this season despite having a budget that would barely cover the petrol money of one of their opponent’s players.

Which is why the abject performance by his side in the semi-final at Hampden yesterday will have such massive ramifications for Graeme Murty

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Brendan Rodgers and his players moved to within a game of history – an unprecedented second consecutive domestic treble to be exact – with one of their best displays of their campaign.

Murty may well soon be history after one of the worst showings of his six month tenure.

The ease with which Celtic coasted, courtesy of first-half Tom Rogic and Callum McGregor strikes and second-half penalties from Moussa Dembele and Olivier Ntcham, into the final was inexcusable.

Their opponents were reduced to 10 men when Ross McCrorie was red carded for a foul on Dembele. But would have made any difference to the final outcome if the young centre half had remained on the park? It is unlikely. 

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Several Rangers players, not least Graham Dorrans, Andy Halliday and Russell Martin, let themselves down very badly, but ultimately the responsibility lies with Murty and it is very hard to see how he can survive this humiliation.

It took just five minutes for Celtic to engineer their first scoring opportunity – Dembele met an Ntcham delivery with a first-time volley and was unfortunate his fine effort was denied by the right post – and the cup holders dominated from that moment on.

It was no surprise to anyone inside the stadium when the first goal came after 22 minutes. Dembele laid the ball off to James Forrest who squared to Rogic inside him in the penalty area.

The playmaker did brilliantly to control the ball, turn McCrorie and curl a right foot effort beyond the fingertips of the extended Foderingham and into the bottom right corner.

That the Rangers midfield of Halliday, Dorrans and Greg Docherty was utterly ineffective and completely outclassed was highlighted at the second Celtic goal seven minutes before half-time. 

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Martin could certainly have done better than prod a Tierney cross straight to McGregor who did well to keep the ball down and side-foot beyond Foderingham. But why was the scorer given the time and space to take his shot? Who had tracked his run into the box? Why was nobody closing him down? It was schoolboy stuff.

Halliday promptly suffered the ignominy of being removed as Josh Windass came on. Television showed the substituted player was seen shouting angrily at the somebody in front of him in the dugout. He was not the only one. The blue half of the stadium was rightly appalled at what they were witnessing and made their displeasure obvious.

Whatever words of encouragement Murty had for his players and whatever tactical changes he made at half-time were rendered irrelevant five minutes into the second-half when McCrorie was ordered off for pulling the shirt of Dembele inside his own area as the striker bore down on goal.

The Frenchman accepted responsibility for the spot kick and sent the supporters behind the goal into raptures by netting with an audacious Panenka-style execution as Foderingham dove the wrong way. “I didn’t expect that,” said Rodgers with a wry smile afterwards. “I’m glad it went in.” 

I don’t need to put that picture in again, do I? But I’m going to.

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The only positive thing you could say about Rangers yesterday was that they kept on trying after being reduced to 10 men and falling 3-0 behind. Alfredo Morelos and Bruno Alves, who came on for Candeias after McCrorie had been red carded, both forced outstanding one-handed saves from Gordon in the space of four minutes.

But when Morelos shot straight at the legs of Gordon as the goalkeeper lay sprawled on the turf after Mikael Lustig had sliced an attempted clearance onto his own crossbar whatever slim hopes they had of staging a comeback ended. 

£11 million, Timmy…

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Celtic lorded it over their opponents after that. Jason Holt took over from the hugely disappointing Dorrans and Patrick Roberts replaced Forrest in the 73rd minute. The former brought down the latter five minutes after they took to the field. Ntcham stepped forward to take it and drilled the ball into the bottom left corner after a staggered run-up.

When Dembele made way for Leigh Griffiths after the celebrations had died down it underlined the embarrassment of riches at their disposal. The forward was unable to net. But, true to form, he did delight one half of the stadium by balancing the ball on his head as he went to take a corner and then, after the final whistle had blown, tying a scarf around to the goalpost.

This was another miserable outing in a Glasgow derby match for Morelos. After another bad miss he was booked for becoming embroiled in a shoving match with Brown and he had to be physically restrained from confronting his agitator at the end of the game. He was mouthing off at Docherty as he made his way up the tunnel.

The smattering of Rangers fans who were left inside the stadium at the end of the 90 minutes directed their anger and disgust at Murty and they are the ones who will ultimately decide whether he stays or goes. 

Remind me, did they not cheer when they drew Celtic in the cup…

And now they have been handed their arses, they blame their manager?

This collection of journeymen and loannees have reached the peak of their career, none of them will ever feature in a cup semi final elsewhere, and none of them will play in anythig like a “title decider ” either, although one feels they will be praying for hibernian to lie down next week because right now they won’t be able to sleep for the noise of Celtic fans laughing at them on April 29.

Actually, for me, the game yesterday was summed up when Calum MacGregor blootered the ball over and was laughing about it.

Our players don’t take them seriously, and neither should we .

Man of the match Bobby Madden ( Celtic ) awarded two penalties to the good guys, and as a result we are delighted to confirm-hah-confirm- that his application to join the Knights Of St Columba has been approved.

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Afterwards, he quoted Jock Stein..

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Well, he probably did.

And if the club store now has an account under the name Madden, there’s little doubt that his kids, or grandchildren will be wearing the hoops this summer, as a new dynasty is created.

 

Craig Gordon will feel pretty good today, with one world class save against Alfredo Whatsisname , who had poersonally poromised his family in Colombia he would score-and we know what happens to people on colombia who don’t keep their promises- don’t we ?

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There’s a Chinese club somewhere that are wiping their collective brow with relief…just as there’s a Glasgow club frantically trying to remember who exactly turned down that bid…

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And don’t forget, we play them again in a fortnight…

We asked Mr Murty for his thoughts on that one..

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On Saturday, we asked what you thought this was all about..

Pat Higney April 14, 2018 at 9:18 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption; Photographer taken out by loyalist sniper after finding irrefutable evidence of The Rangers’ bottle crashing again! 

It probably was..

Today..

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D'Fhinnein Mick
5 years ago

CAPTION

Hi,Ollie. When I said to let the hun midfield outa yer back pocket,I didnae expect you to let them tickle yer baws.

Wild goose
5 years ago

Caption

“Here Olivier, see if you come down to this height, you can see the rangers coming”

“Fuck off Paddy”

Mike
5 years ago

Sunday April 15th 2018 will go down in history as the third manager in Sevco’s new history hits the buffers and another set of hopes dreams and aspiration’s are dashed.
This may be the last time,
This may be the last time,
but we don’t care,
oh no, oh no. GIRUT.

portpower
5 years ago

Halliday`s turned up at Lennoxtown Training Centre sayin` he owes us a half of a game.

That way he slaunters the gers gait,he`s the last of the huns hun.

sevco Morales Rubik Cube FC.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago

Got up this morning and noticed I could levitate, see what happens when you totally dismantle the enemy, it’s fucking fantastic. I take absolute, unadulterated, undiluted joy knowing that their will be tens of thousands of mutants going to work in total distress, same for the weans going into to school to be slagged by their pals and for those greeting as they watch Jeremy Kyle. I absolutely revel in the abject misery they’re suffering just now and long may it continue.This is compounded by the fact that they still have to come to CP for what could be a title clinching match if we don’t do the biz against Hibs. Have a fucking lovely fucking hunsskelping day my fellow Tims.

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

🙂

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Work?

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Aye, cleaning the cludgies in the ludges, Monti. Lol

Noelskytrot
5 years ago

N’tcham…look Paddy, big Moussa’s practising his Panenka penalty, do you think he could score one against the huns?

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

If the lights are still on at ipox next season there will be the inevitable annual mass clear out and a totally fresh squad of duds, has-beens, cloggers, journeymen, loanees, teenage raw recruits and other dross will be given their chance to impress – more lambs to the slaughter.

Celtic were great yesterday and never let them play. The game plan was spot on, we had a complete stranglehold of the midfield from start to finish and not one of the bhoys let us down. Maybe still a wee bit jittery in defence the odd time but everybody was fine, particularly Broonie, Ntcham, Calmac and Moussa. Their movement on and off the ball was top-notch. I’m particularly pleased with Ntcham at the moment. At such a young age he has great potential to continue improving and could well turn out to be a vital player for us in years to come. Now we can just sit back and enjoy a pleasant run-in as preparation for both the cup final and the CL qualifiers get underway. The spirit of last season seems to be returning, better late than never. Happy days indeed!

BR (Brendan Rodgers)

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Yoker Bhoy
5 years ago

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago

Caption
Kenny Millers wife loves the boaby Paddy but Tango mans no happy

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago

Meanwhile in Syria the local CSC respond to Elizabeth’s Rockets…

https://youtu.be/GRvfPmIBSto

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Lizzies Rockets ‘

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Not got a problem being sent into strategic military legitimate targets.
🙂

Aweeya weeya waya

portpower
5 years ago

He had no other choice but to apply the Rules of Football Game.

It`s in their cotton ledger.Madden`ll be there to halten the 10IAR.

His face has stuck.

Cortes
5 years ago

Caption. “If you think I can play you should see my cousin, Maboza Ritchie.”

MattyBhoy
5 years ago

Aye with the exaggerations Ralph, that effort from McGregor was hardly ‘blootered’ ffs!

desdamoaner
5 years ago

Caption – 13 more sleeps and we can do it all again.

SteveNiaive
5 years ago

We should have scored more but I think BR knew they had lost the plot and warned Celts not to get involved.

50 Shades of Green
5 years ago

Caption….

I see City won the league Paddy, think you’ll make their squad next season wee man..

portpower
5 years ago

Pep`ll give a player a go if the player knows how to play the position he`s asked to play. Can`t knock that.

portpower
5 years ago

sevco in the mornin`.
” ” ” evening.
” at Hampden Park.

Mike Annis
5 years ago

Caption: Olly runs out of fingers counting all the goals Celtic have put past Sevco.

Best bit form the opening Sevco moan was “free thinkers, an enlightened and educated people not trapped by the narrow dictate of foreign potentates” says one of the masses doing Government bidding waving the flag as were led into another bloody illegal war. Fekn idiots who don’t understand irony, at all!!!

Devoy45
5 years ago

“Foreign potentates…” Like the Battenberg family for example?

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Yet there they are paying daily homage to the house of
Saxe-Coburg and Gotha 😉

portpower
5 years ago

The bloo room are contesting that one for all and help yourselves is on the undusted predella.

To be clear, there was no transfer of SFA membership between Rangers (1872) and The Rangers (2012) but a completely fresh application for membership by the new club and at no time that them The Rangers …

Are Shite Again.

Stay tuned for Ten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFBQzRNsMK0

Hound the Hoopy Khids.

Mike
5 years ago

Not quite up to their necks in Fenian blood, just up to their necks in debt. That’s what happens when you “Talk Big” but don’t have the means to walk the walk. Hoping, dreaming for European football to balance the books, they are still miles away to get to any form of European competition. Rightly their players were criticised and their temporary manager, but we all know where the real blame lye’s as if we care, its with their King. For so long he has promised so much, but he has always failed to deliver. Even the gullibles, who have been taken up to the top of the hill so many times, surely are not stupid enough to go back up again next year, are they? They had the chance before and after Liquidation to accept their many short comings and to prepare for the necessary down sizing, but that was never an option for the “Wasp” attitude that pervades their thinking, second best, oh no nut we, wearrapeepil.
Mountains of debt, nothing to look forward to in terms of serious European football, just a bunch of bigoted scum to sing their songs of hate, there is no going back for them, the taxman he watcheth. The thing that concerns me, is because of the position they are in, will their friends in the SFA try to soften the blow by denying the C.O. report, thinking that they would not take another humiliation or by the titles being stripped. Fuck them, honesty in sport must be a given, keep looking over your shoulder huns, the man with the black hood and sythe is waiting.

Mike
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Can anybody nod Weered? cos if they can………

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
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Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Aye sir make sure ye give that Scythe a right good sharpen oan the old stone before ye head off out 😉

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Good post Mike. From what I read and hear yesterdays walloping has been the final straw for the Bearmacht, Murty’s a cunt, King must go, the players are shite etc It gives me great pleasure to see them uns in such disarray. It looks like the huns are nearing pitchforks, torches and banjoe’s territory. But guess what? It’s too late. Suffer ya mutant bassas. We are Celtic and we’re heading for 10 in a row. Enjoying your posts about those who fought against the BE in 1916.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Don’t hold back now Noel; say what you think mate.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

My first post further up the page was very complimentary, Stevie.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Mike

A slap on our one cheek is only 10%< to thy that`ll want all.
We`ll all take the soup tasting job that we`ll be given. Needs salt.

Make no mistake,you`re to turn up for the final.Learn to hop, skip and jump against they bassa Motherwell dirty effers. They`re season`s known.

It`s free rein Celtic. And why not? Boyata`s here for 10.

portpower
5 years ago

We`re to 7IAR at the mouth of the Water of Leith with Leigh`s 100th.

portpower
5 years ago

Relax. Peter`s given them permission to try again next season.

Enjoy.

Morto
5 years ago

Caption:
Hey Ollie, I could play like this and still run rings round that defence.

Mike
5 years ago

James Fox was only sixteen when he was killed in action at St. Stephan’s Green on Tuesday the 25th of April 1916. Early on Easter Tuesday morning, during a vicious battle that raged for almost 3 hours. Young James was shot dead as he tried to climb over the railings on the North side of the park. The trenches that had been dug in St. Stephan’s Green were coming under heavy fire from British machine gun positions and Fox made a break for the railings. He was almost over the top when a machine gun scything around in a wide sweep caught him several times. When James tried to crawl to safety a second swath of bullets cut across him and he eventually stopped moving.
In accordance with his own expressed wish, James went out with the Citizen Army under the command of Cmdt. Michael Mallin and his Lieutenant Constance Markieviez.
Along with the remains of the other men who fell in the Green, Fox’s body was first brought to Mercer’s hospital before eventually being interred in the family burial plot in Knockmark Cemetery, County Meath. RIP Volunteer James Fox, Faithful until Death.

Jocsoc
5 years ago

I think Bobby Madden has come to realise that no matter how many ” honest mistakes” he makes, his favourites are beyond hope. He will no longer hitch his wagon to a dead horse if his career in football is to progress. Consequently he finds himself having to apply the laws of the game in a fair and impartial manner. Hence his performance yesterday! A good days work! Maybe his other whistling colleagues might experience similar enlightenment. Wouldn’t that be good!

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Jocsoc

They want their history to repeat for all to see,and it will.
(except for transport issues)
Sit back for the Hun Hiro.

rebus67
5 years ago
Reply to  Jocsoc

Jocsoc,

Up until the first goal his performance was to form. I counted three throwins and one corner that should have gone Celtic’s way.

I doubt he is a friend or fair.

Rebus

rebus67
5 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

In addition, two of Dorrans tackles merited red cards.

Rebus

Cortes
5 years ago
Reply to  Jocsoc

I’d go along with that but add that the total absence of referees from the UK at the World Cup may have been a wake up call for many people. Lucrative, high profile gigs are at stake.

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Jocsoc

Never thought I’d catch masel saying this but for once in my life I’ve seen a Scottish referee performing his duty properly. You never know; once the poison finally (ha!) dies – again! – we might find this is a new trend. However; experience has taught me to still be looking around for the fly move here.

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago

Quality 🙂

5 years ago

If “rangers” are looking good for a new outlet for their replica kit, and of course, sponsorship, they should try BOOHOO.COM.

Caption: Paddy is laughing at Ollie trying to beat the current Guinness world record for filling a Tena Lady pad with piss whilst watching a hun performance. The two of them cannot believe Ollie has managed 9.5 gallons without any visible signs of leakage.

Noelskytrot
5 years ago

Thats excellente Red.

Monti
5 years ago

Wait is that…nope….wait….nope, definetely no cheering from their dressing room.

Stupid, stupid Huns!

puggy67
5 years ago

Caption: Naw Ollie the ref isny the boaby that Leigh loves.

Monti
5 years ago

Weered,
Outstanding comrade!

Monti
5 years ago

Caption: Brendan to Patrick & Olivier – ” There really is a warchest ” 🙂

henkesdreadlocks
5 years ago

Caption………..

Andy Halliday.

That is all.

Briannn
5 years ago

Caption : forgive me father for I have sinned

portpower
5 years ago

Lurgan sleeve`ll show us a lesson. Have you`se not been watchin`?

After scoring a penalty,Olivier Ntcham`s not kicking the ball into youse supporters. 🙂

I reckon we`ve 5 penalty takers.

Pissin` about at the back is still a worry though.

Hearts are made of material.

portpower
5 years ago

Though he is,I sort of and did shout at the tele,Broony,don`t you go and do your fancy ball play in-front of the defence.
Maybe they`ll learn.
Never let the ball bounce in front of you.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

O`Christ there goes my presunto. Two years to cure.

Alves`s a free online Tarot Card Reader.

sevco head butt a free ham today FC.

What`s expected

Monti
5 years ago

The only thing missing from yesterday was Diouf 🙂

That would have been too much!

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

G`day Monti,
what is missing is that that`s not missing.

Barry in a cardigan with his one ear pierced.

sevco HP tinned plum jam FC.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

G’day Port,
Are the aussie tims joyous?

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Can a ha a bowl Monti, i`m barred?

Caption:
We`re all Monti`s balls.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Empty then 🙂

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

one armed bandit you win

Don`t Puggie love.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Pugglies no gettin` a bowl the the sometimes.

Cancel reply my backside youse converters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a4DCxAi020

No need ,we`re up anyway,bffs buy fly spray.

It`s a way around the bowl? Is that how it`s spelt?

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Test

G`day Monti,
wit and stuttering

while you`re there please,don`t let the ball bounce ,center half.

I see Morton don`t want into the SPFL.

A stadium in Australia that sits 25000 makes a fortune that the supporters are back the next season,cause they`re not jipped. They`re treated well.

Wouldn’t it be a Scottish crook with a licence?

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Mention Peggy on the Puggies and you`re barred.

Fill my bowl again Monti,please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXTM-t5sCuI

never let the ball bounce in front of you.
Attack it,it`s a bassa of a bit of ball.
professional athletes,read the flight please.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I`d mumps,pilick ya.

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Much more poignant video to that song Port

https://youtu.be/NswpCTliqxo

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

As do I 😉

Stevie D
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Aw . . . wouldnt Diouf just’ve been the icing on the cake?

Cartvale88
5 years ago

Caption
Boyata is playing today.

Loved Lustig and his comment about they were cheering as they knew their holidays could start earlier.
The media and the Huns are blaming Murty, not the fact they have no cash and cannot cheat their way to titles ever again.

portpower
5 years ago

Caption:

Join me and have a puggy.

portpower
5 years ago

Arrr,away youse lot.

Caption:
Join me and have a puggy.

portpower
5 years ago

Test?
Monti`s a flirt.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Caption:
Ntcham playin` his puggy two plums.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Puggies a protected migration programme.

Caption:
Ratio 2:1, I`m to stay.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Snotted my hankey an all .

Mention Monti and it`s up on the menu.
Put me in for twobowls. I`m effin starving.

If.

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

No pissin` off puggies Olivier`s ball Monti.

If he canny handle them,stick `em in a bowl whey Freddo.

Who is Puggie67?

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Puggie is not to be(that bit) while you`re swottin` a moth of of your screen,while cleaning the thing.

Palph hates us all.I seen him with a suit on. He never asked us.

jimmybee
5 years ago

Caption : Altogether bhoys sings Brendan out of sight
Halliday Andy Halliday na na na na na Halliday Andy Halliday

Monti
5 years ago

Charlie Saiz,
Have you came down from the attic yet?
What reinactment was it today…..D-Day landings in one hand, milkshake in other? 🙂

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

” Alpha one to Eyore two zero….come in over ”

” eeeeeaaaaaawwwww eeeeeaaaawwww over ” 🙂

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
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Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
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Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
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portpower
5 years ago

Britain and Ireland are full of that swankie walk of Andy Halliday.

You`se all wear the same pants. It`s the weather.

Monti
5 years ago

Didn’t realise so many women played golf…….where do they get the time to do that?

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

Monti
5 years ago

Una do you play golf?

portpower
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Caption:
P u g g i e l o v e . . .

Una
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I actually do, got a hole in 1.

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Una

Do you prefer the putting or in the bunker? 🙂

portpower
5 years ago

Caption:
Puggie Love.

rebus67
5 years ago

I hear rumours that we are after Abel Hernandez, currently of Hull City. I hope they are false. If not, we better get in a new treatment table to deal with his abductor muscles and achilles tendon. Surely this is false?

Rebus

Monti
5 years ago

Time: 18:00 hrs
Location: Charlie Saiz Attic/Bunker
Number of insurgents: 1 donkey
Most used weapon: Improvised explosive nosebag.

” Oscar 2 to Charlie tinky winky…over ”

” come in Oscar 2, tinky winky here over ”

” place two sherman tanks over there behind the hedgerow and make a boom noise …over “

Noelskytrot
5 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, why do you keep making army references to the Charlie fella?

Monti
5 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel,
He claims to have served their majesty’s forces…..livestock brigade 🙂

Charlie Saiz
5 years ago
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