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Celtic Diary Thursday March 8: Trouble At Ibrox

With the two great warriors of sport set to commence battle in one of the great arenas in the land….oh sod that.

I’ll leave the hype to the PR people.

We’ve been keeping an eye on some of the more staunch reporting this week, as an optimisitc “rangers ” prepare to host Celtic in what will be, by the time kick off arrives, a title decider.

Keith Jackson, of the Record, didn’t want to be left out. so he dug up Walter Smith, and had a chat with him.

And the love they have for this great man shone through, at a level that makes Piers Morgan merely a distant admirer of Donald Trump…with the most beautiful prose… when the wise old man of Scottish football is asked if the new club-they don’t call it that of course-can win the league this year…

Smith pauses for a second to squeeze hard on his silvery chin

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It is almost as if he’d rather not have to go here. But somewhat surprisingly he nods and says: “Who knows in football? You just don’t know.

“The first aim from a Rangers perspective is to prove they can match Celtic on a consistent basis. The three games that are coming up will give everybody at the club an 
indication of whether they’re capable of doing that or not.

“It looks to me as if they are going into this game in good spirit. But there have been 
parallels before – for both Rangers and Celtic teams.

“This time it’s up to Rangers to show they can catch up with Celtic. It will not be an easy task but that’s the nature of this rivalry.

“Celtic have had it their own way for a long 
time. But now if things are settling down at Rangers and if they are ready to put in a challenge then this is the time they’ve got to do it.

“Even if they win the game on Sunday they need to continue to show after it that they are going to keep matching Celtic all the time. But so far you have to say Murty has done a really good job of it. 

Oh, that reminds me…we hear from one of the disgruntled ex staff over there that there is a bit of discord between a number of the backroom staff, which could be the real reason for the deflector shields getting switched on again.

I’ll try to summarise it.

Kenny Miller-remember him ?-is still pissed off he didn’t get the management gig he was promised, Graeme murty is pissed off that Jimmy Nicholl is actually running the show, and Jimmy Nicholl is pissed off he’s not allowed to go on the Louden to Ibrox march before the game, as he has to conduct the players singalong, and not the fans one. 

So the Fat Controller over at  Level Crossing number five has blown his whistle and waved his flag and out come the feelgood stories.. 

and there is to be no talk of anything except the Final Victory… 

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Oh, that and the fact that the daft bastards filled in the application form for the payday loan wrong, and have only gone and put £3m when they really needed £5m.

Then again, accountancy never was their strong point, was it ?

So, despite what you read this week, they are actually making plop plop in the pants.

Along with smith entering the fray, they saddled up old warhorse Graeme Souness..

Rangers are a bit closer and that’s good for Scottish football – it’s certainly good for Rangers,” 

“Celtic are still a bit in front. It would go down to three points, they’ve never been closer to them, and this weekend will tell us a great deal.

“Obviously as an ex-Rangers man I want that to happen, but I think it would be good for Scottish football to give us a competition again so its not a one-horse race.” 

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It used to be a two horse race, but one of the horses died..  replied Kevin

After Souness came Captain Baz, who is still hoping for some sort of job at ibrox, and is currently undertaking a roofing apprenticeship…

To show he understands what it takes to be a manager, he has picked his combined Celtic/”rangers ” eleven, presumably misunderstanding the rules for sundays match, and it makes, er, interesting reading…

Foderingham; Tavernier, Bates, Martin, Tierney; Forrest, Brown, Ntcham, Murphy; Morelos, Dembele. 

six ibrox players make the side, none of whom are international footballers, and none of whom would get a game for any other side paying equivalent money anywhere else in the world.

Except Morelas , of course, who could get £75,000 a week in china and a cut of an eight figure transfer fee.

But all three of these Ibrox legends were trumped by the scoop in the Express, which finally managed to get a story right when it revealed that David Murray, now vindicated by the media, wants back in at Ibrox, and they have provided the platform for him to begin his campaign to be vindicated by the supporters who once looked at him pretty much the way Keith Jackson was gazing at Walter smith in the extract above.

Remember, there is turmoil in the board room, turmoil in the dressing room and turmoil amongst the support, whichever way they dress it up, and boy are they spending big on costumes..

EXCLUSIVE: Ex-Rangers chairman Sir David Murray considering investment in Glasgow giants

SIR David Murray is considering a shock move to invest in Rangers again.

Not really a shock for anyone who has followed this story.

He dumped the club because he couldn’t pay the bills, they went down, and now a new club is there ripe for investment. Along with the added bonus that the soppy sods who follow follow it actually think its the one Murray killed six years ago.

That was always the plan, from the minute Hector wrote to Murray and put a big number in red at the top of the page.

And it stinks.

And yet the report, unusually for the Express, makes perfect sense , and on the face of it, there’s nothing to prevent it happening..

The former chairman stepped down and sold his Ibrox shareholding for £1 to Craig Whyte in 2011. But it’s understood Murray is weighing up a move to buy back into the club.

He could buy out existing shareholders or try to muscle in on the upcoming share issue – if the current board give him the go-ahead. Rangers are set to announce a share issue but it is unlikely to be a public flotation.

The move was passed at the club’s last AGM, but shares would only be offered to existing shareholders and preferred purchasers. Current chairman Dave King may be reluctant to allow Murray to buy into the club again.

The pair had an uneasy relationship when King lost millions when he initially invested under Murray first time around. It could all come down to the level of investment Murray would be prepared to offer.

The 66-year-old’s time at Rangers was tarnished by the way he departed. The sale to Whyte saw the club go into liquidation in 2012. Rangers had to start again in Scotland’s bottom tier before being taken over by Charles Green and his consortium.

King goes, Murray buys in.

Its that simple.

And normality will be restored…

 

But at this embryonic stage of the plan, it all kind of depends on the hordes, after all, Murray won’t use his own money to buy the shares, which of course, cannot be sold in the normal way shares are sold…and one wonders who will lend him the money to pay off King…

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And Murray being Murray, he won’t be paying up front….

There’s a long way to go though, judging by the responses on one Rangers Forum… where there are comments such as this, which sort of sums up the mood..

It’s criminal that that c*** has been allowed to move undervalued assets to his family during the receivership & liquidation of MIH. 
All whilst under-funding the pension scheme of his employees. 
Bailed out by the British tax payer – that’s how he has accumulated his new found wealth. He should be looking at gaol time, not an investment in our club that he shafted by knowingly offloading it to a criminal, to keep his bankers happy. 
Hopefully karma will be visited on this charlatan & Dave King knows exactly who he is, so hopefully tells him to take his stolen money & GTF!
If there was an investigative journalist left in Scotland worth his salt, he’d have had his knighthood removed long ago & we’d never have to hear from him or his 2 arsehole sons again!

 

Though never let it be said they don;t have a sense of humour, if not a sense of self awareness…

No, you’re not. 
You’re being banned for that comment. 

No matter what we think of the man, mocking disabilities on FF won’t be tolerated.

 

You may have noticed a rather bluish tinge to this particular diary, thats because its the only place you’ll find the hype is being dismissed for what it is.

Or perhaps “scam ” is a better word….

That compliance Officer Report is probably the most important document in the history of Scottish football.

We have to hope its honest…

On a different but similar note, does anyone fancy this ? From Glasgow Live…

Rangers v Celtic game to be shown on big screen in Glasgow – and you can have brunch too

Rangers have the chance to cut their rivals Premiership lead to just three points 

Football fans who don’t have a ticket for Sunday’s Rangers v Celtic match can watch the game on a big screen in Glasgow.

Head along to BAaD (Barras Art and Design Centre) to take in the Scottish Premiership clash from 11am, with full commentary from 11.30am on Sky.

And you can also enjoy Sunday brunch before the main event kicks off at midday. 

Rangers have the chance to cut their rivals Premiership lead to just three points 

( thats twice, in case you missed it the first time )

The game will be shown live in BAaD’s fully covered and heated courtyard with full match commentary on the giant LED Screens.

Entry is free however booking is strongly recommended.

It’s a child friendly showing and past screenings have been very welcoming, dare we say it, ‘bam free’ events, so this is your chance to sit back and enjoy the game with some food. 

According to their facebook page, 46 people are going.

I think I know two of them..

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Yesterday we showed this picture..

Daziekanowski’s nightclub child March 7, 2018 at 10:11 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: ‘right, things are getting tight we need that water main from the church back on line’

Today…

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Mike
6 years ago

I have the Compliance Officers report in my hands and it says……
Mike’s caption comment of…Go Compper was the real winner, so the fix is in and Daziekanoski’s is really the runner up, where is Auldheid when you really need him.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Caption: ” Before we begin Tic Toc, may i take your six jackets “?

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Caption: “Now look here, Monti, it really doesn’t have to be this way, but if you insist on pissing-off TicToc, you’ll have to pay the penalty, old chap”.
Hail! Hail! the Glasgow CELTIC (and a rather rare visitor (think Dodo, but actually CoCo) from the East of Scotland, called Monti, not, er, Ken? Ken?

HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

” Have to pay the penalty “?
Oh dear….still at the threats?

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It was a “Caption” response, FFS.
You don’t half go OTFT. Get a grip man.
Humour? Ah, forget it!!
HH

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mike, I also have the COR and it clearly states….fuck off fenians, it’s not there for you’s.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Caption, Fuck it why bother, the game is rigged, all for the benefit of one….club, it must be the school I went to or my faith or the team I support. I live in hope that the C.O.R. is accurate and truthful and if its not that the board grow a pair and challenge it, but then again I am a dreamer. I’m a believer and then the blood boils and a rendition of “Faith of our Holy Father’s” lifts my spirits and my hope is restored. My faith in people comes back when I think of the good people who will challenge it and will not accept the lies. Here’s to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you can tell.

Daziekanowski's nightclub child
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mike, Firstly, my father’s name needs to be spelled correctly, secondly, get it right up yeh, wiiinnnnneeeeerrrrrrrr! 😉

Mike
6 years ago

Firstly what’s an eye between friends, secondly my caption was MILES better than yours…. 😉

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

A,… W, ya blind Bassa. What’s specsavers number anyone?

Daziekanowski's nightclub child
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Your blind, that’s why you thought yours was better haha

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Stoap it you, you know it wis!! 😉

6 years ago

CAPTION
Right mr Murray, once we remove this incubator we shall insert your engine room subsidiary

salad queen
6 years ago

Now Reagan are you going to tell the truth?

Mike
6 years ago

Steve Clark is doing a brilliant job at Killie, beating the Perth men last night and now up to 5th place, from nowhere to the top six, so well done Stevie, you have taken a bunch of rudimentary players and turned them into a winning team.
Celtic have had a full weeks training without European football, some injured players are coming back into training, who in there right minds would suggest that a bunch of tits from the Chumpionship will beat the Champions of Scottish Football, even with masonic assistance.
Celtic, locked and loaded and raring to go, Hail Hail to the Champions.

Admin
6 years ago


Rangers are set to announce a share issue but it is unlikely to be a public flotation.

A public flotation is pretty fucking hard to have when you arent a listed public company,you dont have a Nominated Adviser ( despite Dave Kings Promises) and your current share holders are awaiting an offer from a convicted liar who purposely contrived a takeover ignoring share rules.

Journalism in Scotland…RIP

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: ” …So we come to the final question, the game is tied at 1-1 with 5 mins to go, Dembele is racing through on goal & Tavernier brings him down….do you A) award a penalty to Celtic and send off Tavernier.
B) book Dembele for diving.
C) Report Neil Lennon for foul & abusive language.”

Monti
6 years ago

International womens day today? The government has issued a warning of ‘ power surge ‘ as Irons all over the country are switched off.

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Caption: The Scottish Hairdressers Consortium are proud to announce their patented permanent brain wash machine, in association with Murray Metals Ltd and Level 5 PR. Special discounts for journalists and those fond of a blue rinse

Murray
6 years ago

– he he

Monti
6 years ago

Do we get to have an International mens day?
What a lot of pish, it’s all fucking shite, mothers day, fathers day? It’s fucking madness min?
There are other ways to show love for females…….like cutting down on the washing or recording Jeremy Kyle on the planner, without being asked to do it.

I hate all this commercial pish, card for this card for that? Fuck off!

Birthday’s & Christmas fine…..everything else is shite!

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, I totally agree on the commercialism as a load of shengi, i’ll be attending an IWD meeting tonight in Glasgow and was wondering if you and yer co pilot Una would like to attend?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Fuck that….i’d rather sit through an entire ‘ Coronation street omnibus ‘!

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Lol, yer missus must love ye mate.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

She does but regularly questions why 🙂

I know tho 😉

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption……………

Welcome to your first day as a journalist at the (Record, Herald, Evening Times, Sun… take your pick). Our induction will now take place using this hi-tech apparatus, which basically removes the brain by vacuum and the in pipe you see there to your right hand side, well, ahem, well it very simply pumps shite into the vacant space.

Noelskytrot
6 years ago

Hahaaaaaaa

Monti
6 years ago

Henke, morning my good man!

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

How u doin M. Off for 5 days, yeeeeehaaaaa!!!

Monti
6 years ago

You’ll be able to get along to B & Q then? 🙂

Noelskytrot
6 years ago

This is the sort of device I should use in the run up to games against the vermin as I run about manical on match days I’m a fucking lunatic. Roll on Sunday.

Caption…Dave King tries and breaks lie detector machine.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel,
I hate these games m8, i change a bit in tbe run up to these games, get tense a lot & just a general guitar string mode….
I’m glad when they are over.

I think i’d get sent aff against them in the tunnel before kick off…

Despise them!

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hahaaaa, you’d get sent off in the warm up. I’m very much the same. In fact, as I’m cleaning my gaff up it’s the rebs on full tilt, my neighbours don’t like it but don’t have the balls to say fuck all.

Monti
6 years ago

What needs to be organised now & debated at length ( no women please ) we can’t have silly patter about ‘ he said she said ‘ in the middle of such a serious issue.
We need to as a support exactly how far we are going to take this if the compliance officer gives Celtic the index finger.
Will our support not take up next seasons season tickets, merchandise, European packages?
Will our support refuse to attend any away games in the league or cup for the entire season?

Celtic board must be told in no fucking uncertain terms, fight for us or get out our club.

Fuck the other clubs, we don’t need them, be better if they fought the good fight….but it is us who can do damage here, if the other clubs won’t do anything but take the blue pound, well don’t give them the green pound then!

We were cheated, the other clubs were cheated……there MUST be consequences, the titles & cups must be stripped!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

P.S. Only joking about ” no women “, of course tbey can come……we need coffee & somebody to tidy up afterwards.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Chatting on the phone…

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, impossible for me to read and then ignore this.
As I’ve said before, far more unites us than separates us.
Let bygones be…….
Your comment’s not only spot on, it’s absolutely crucial and it needs the backing of ALL Scotland’s fans, but we can manage it alone.
Indeed, we NEED a unified effort just to get our fucking Board to do as they’re told and not as they like. Dermot Desmond may have sufficient shares to do with OUR club as he pleases, but he’s got fuck all if our fans unite, rebel (I love that word) and force the Board to act in the vein of the wonderful Res 12 guys and others. Fan power rules football, if only it fucking sees that and acts accordingly.
If you want to carry on our ‘tiff’, be my guest, but the eventual winners of this sort of inter-Celtic (ha, nice memory) behaviour will let the scum flourish, and that includes the scum on our Board.
HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

No i’m happy for it to continue…..

Liftedinmoscow
6 years ago

To be fair to Souness (something I thought I’d never say) he does acknowledge that sevco are a new club. In his own words ‘It would go down to three points they’ve never been closer to them’.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Liftedinmoscow

🙂

Mcdeeje1
6 years ago

Is that Gazza back in the chair?
Once he’s finished that bucket he will be up at ibrokes with a Chinese a six pack for poor old Dave.(GASL)poor Dave is under siege and Gazza up to help out.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Mcdeeje1

…and a fishing rod 🙂

Noelskytrot
6 years ago

If the Bunnet was still at the helm, does anyone think he would’ve took the lot of these fuckers the whole way? I know it’s a hypothtical question but I always wonder.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Oh, I don’t think that he would he have accepted it, I think that he would have challenged it full on, supporters forget that he was the bus convener for the Croy supporters bus to Parkhead. The real question in my mind is….would the SFA/SPFL have tried it on with their funny handshakes and underhand lies if HE was in situ. I do not think for one moment that he would have accepted any of it.

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I concur Mike. So my question would be, why the fuck are DD and the rest not getting tore right in if they’ve reason to believe we’ve been stoated up?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel,
Maybe if there was a profit in it for him……

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Mate, as you know, CFC and others lost millions of lizzies due to their shite.

Mike Annis
6 years ago

Caption: How Level 5 works. All the lies, untruths and downright make believe stories are fed into the regurgitator, heated to a high enough temperature to get rid of any empirical evidence, turned into hot air, condensed and fed to each churnslist in turn. They even pay to have a go.

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike Annis

That mob wouldn’t know what empiricism means, they probably think it’s something to do with the horrendous Brit Empire.

Mike
6 years ago

Steve Clark is doing a great job at Killie, they won again last night against the men from Perth, I wouldn’t be surprised if they put the Dandies oot of the Scottish Cup, there trial will come when they get onto the grass at Hampden.
One full weeks training, rehearsing, with no outside interference from the Europa. I think that the Champions will brush aside the “Chumpions” from Govan. Locked and loaded ready to go, Glasgow Celtic the Scottish Champions heading towards 7 INAR.

James61
6 years ago

Hahaha. Could sir bribe and lie actually be a shareholder in the guise of margarita holdings or that blue holdings or whatever their called.
Caption
Would you like blue rinse with your lie detector test sir bribe and lie.
HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  James61

He would take the test but claim he was duped into taking it…..
Craig Whyte would then by the polygraph for £1

BroxburnBhoy
6 years ago

Amazing that old Minty Moonbeams wants back in. I think it’s nonsense, even the dullest sevconians – and that is a very low watermark – know he killed the old club with his limitless overdraft and EBT scheme. I’m surprised Hector has yet to go after him and other EBT recipients or the creditors have yet to go to court to get the “loans” paid back. Wee Baz declared bankruptcy ( after he allegedly moved assetts in his wife’s name ) knowing the tax man or the creditors might come one day. Guys like Minty, King, Green and Whyte can spot a sucker from a mile away and the press helped them fleece the poor deluded hordes from Govan.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

BB…..”helped them fleece the poor deluded hordes from Govan….”
Aye, and to a huge extent, the all UK tax-payer.
And that bastard Murray was fed assets cheaply due to the mind-numbing effect of the bastard, freemasonic ‘establishment’.
I mentioned in an earlier comment; the need for UNIFICATION is now critical; the time for it is NOW.
The hun establishment is kicking sand in our faces; if we don’t rebel, and fight now, then we’re just as bad as the fucking scum perpetrators due to our apathy. Correction, YOUR (not BB, but collective) apathy. I’m not apathetic; I’ve spent most of my life-time fighting the ruling, establishment filth; I need a little help from the many whom agree with me but fail to act. Wizen up; we’re fighting for our children and our children’s children; there’s no better cause imaginable.
Please, for fuck’s sake, pretty please……….
Get involved, and tell everyone you know to do likewise.
HH

mckenzke67
6 years ago

Caption….OK Mr Doncaster, now close your eyes, you will fall into a deep sleep, you will awake when I click my fingers, and forgot all about administration and liquidation, you will believe the oldco and the newco are the same club.

6 years ago

I am afraid Monti we are 5 and a half years too late to do anything about their cheating and rigging of Scottish football. Celtic sat back and di nothing. The excuses were rolled out one after another. we have to wait until the courts make a decision, the SFA investigates, UEFA make a ruling. Utter shite. It makes my blood boil because if it had bben us they would have insisted we could not call our selves Celtic and would have prevented us from gaining access to the lower divisions for a Frankenclub. the David Murray story makes perfect sense as he is buying up parts of MIH that are making or will make money and property that he lost when he declared bankruptcy and walked away owing over a billion having brought down a bank. he will be back in the boardroom soon enough but what is going to hurt most is when they win the league again. It won’t be this season, or next but sometime they will get enough dodgy money and will cheat their way to a championship and having to watch it will be torture. And it will be on the head of our board. If the shoe was on the other foot, they would have applied a jackboot to our throat and we would be gone. The media would never have accepted a continuity myth for Celtic. We could have done more to fight the corruption and change and cleared the SFA out of new rangers apid stooges

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  john

And it will be on the head of our board, yer fucking right it will be, John.

BroxburnBhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

So what would you have done and John – how would you have handled it as Chairman of Celtic ?

Auldheid
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Sorry guys but there is an alternative narrative backed by documentation that challenges the “they did nothing view”.

I’m not defending Celtic just saying that before judgements are reached all evidence needs to be considered.

There is an article in the most recent Not the View that sets out the case.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Auldheid

Auldheid,
If there is no title stripping & the Celtic board don’t fight this, what options are left open to the Celtic support?

My own personal thoughts would be for a complete refusal to buy tickets for EVERY away domestic game, league & cups.
At the same time a move to remove Lawwell!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  john

John,
To be fair, there should have been NO investigations carried out until AFTER the final court judgements.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

P.S.
I don’t agree that it’s ‘ too late ‘ to do anythi ng, i’m well up for it & for how long it takes, it takes.

#strip the titles now

BroxburnBhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I agree Monti, in fact I believe this will be addressed in time. We really have no clue what went on behind the scenes and what is going on now. One thing is for sure Old rangers ran an illegal payment scheme, it gave them a competitive advantage by their own admission and therefore any honors won during that period should be vacated.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BroxburnBhoy

BB,
Absolutely m8

Auldheid
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Exactly and I recall myself and The Battered Bunnet making that point in early 2012 on CQN where much was made of the side letters that actually took focus from the ebt issue which to be fair were still under consideration by FTT.

As a result RFC never charged with dishonesty or arranging tax affairs outside the law.

With hindsight we should have waited.

Mike
6 years ago

There is NO way that Murray will make a comeback in Govan, for two reasons.
1. The huns hate him for what he did to their club.
2. There is NO way that Murray would allow himself to be the massive underdog to a club that has a fortune in the bank and could swat him aside like a fly. Its just more piss take from the daily arse wipes, who have nothing better to do than talk shite.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

3. Newco haven’t won the league and we WIL win 10 Inar

Honest Hoops
6 years ago

Caption; Doc at the back…oh dear….it indicates that your brain knows damn well that there is only one result on Sunday…a win for the mighty Glasgow Celtic….

D J Smyth
6 years ago

I think Murray is delighted King is doing a fantastic job without his help to destroy Rangers 2012 . In twenty odd years King not Murray will be remembered as the crook who took old Rangers down .

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

Murray and his ego, not King took Oldco down, King will take Newco down.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

D J Smith,
Do you practice talking utter shite?

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: Sydney Devine’s unsuccesful attempt at holding a tune in a bucket.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Ah Puggy my man, God loves a trier and your captions lately well they have been….elementary my dear Puggy, WWHOOOHOOO. 😉

puggy67
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Mike – smell the glove.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  puggy67

Oh he may be weary,
young men they do get teary,
wearing that same auld shaggy dress, yeah, yeah,
but when he does get fearty,
try a little tenderness, yeah, yeah.

Matt
6 years ago

Caption…In a controlled experiment Uri Geller is asked “What am I doing now with my hands beneath this desk?”

Hail Hail

Matt

RunSammyRun
6 years ago

Caption: Sit still Charlie, I think I’ve managed to get you an illegal stream of the game from Yemen

Puggy67
6 years ago
Reply to  RunSammyRun

Nice

Monti
6 years ago

DAVIDE ASTORI

RIPOSA IN PACE!

Raymac
6 years ago

Repeat 100 times———-“We are going for 55–we are going for 55”

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: In a stunning breakthrough Viktor Fronkensteen completes the building of Gordan Petric.

portpower
6 years ago

Celtic FC players will be the first Club to trial the highly-strengthened New Balance Kevlar shin pads during The Rangers game on Sunday.HH

Caption:
Kris Commons voluntarily receives his daily lodge lobotomy.

TicToc
6 years ago

Port, they’ll fuckin’ needem.
However, as I pointed out somewhere earlier, Gollum may be a less-than-loveable wee cunt, and a poor Ref. but he’s more likely to jump on ‘industrial’ tackles than ANY of his freemasonic, DOB colleagues.
Well, fuck me; Collum’s Colleagues has a certain ‘ring’ to it!
So, too, has Willie’s Pricks!
G’dnight.

Mike
6 years ago

Its all about the Celtic the Scottish champions!!

And here they come from outer space,
the bigot men, with that stupid look upon their face,
they think that they will win the game,
they have no chance, the result will be exactly the same,
for here we go for ten in a row,
another win, another title string to our bow.
COYBIG.

Monti
6 years ago

After Sevco beat championship side Falkirk, interim manager of Sevco said the following…
” Our dressing room was raucous when we drew Celtic, the boys cheered ” – G. Murty.

Do what you will with that Broony…..

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Experience tells me to respect your opponent PUBLICLY…..privately? Well that’s different.
You don’t give your opponent added morivation, but they have.

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, they’ve blundered with that comment, if it’s true. It’ll bite them on the erse when we whack fuck out of them and the hordes will give Murty dogs abuse. I actually think Murty has been okay in pressers compared to the Caravan King, but when we rattle them he’ll realise he’s made an arse of it by saying that. That’s the equivalent of BR saying the tramps are hopeless publically…..no team talk or Broony in the huddle saying anything, just they cheered.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel,
He did say it m8, after the Falkirk game, i think it’s massively insulting to ‘ cheer ‘ being drawn against Celtic, unless of course you are one of the countries smaller clubs who need the cash…..cough.
Fuck them anyway, Brendan is right when he said ” they HAVE to win, they are at home in front of the walking dead….

Bring it on…..

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Monti, yer spot on, they did cheer. The young Rangers player Master Bates said so, but is claiming they would have done so regardless of who they got in the draw. The weekend id dragging in for me. Hurry up Sunday morn.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel,

Mike
6 years ago

Most Celtic supporters believe that Lawwell is uninterested in the events relating to Oldco’s demise, they think wrongly, that he is happy to put his fingers in his ears and sing Dixie at the lies and the cheating that has gone on over the demise of the Oldco.
But in his letter to Regan on July 25th 2017 he clearly asks Regan to get the SFA to examine and to relook at all the events there in including the Big Tax Case ruling and the LNS commission both of whom were relevant to not just Celtic but for the whole of Scottish football. He highlights four issues for the SFA to discuss.
1. The Supreme Courts ruling on the Big Tax Case.
2. The LNS decisions.
3. The Craig Whyte Trial.
4. The SFA’s statement pertaining to the Big Tax Case.
In his letter to Regan, he stresses the new information that came to light through the trials and the rulings. Expressing his surprise at the SFA statement re. the “No Further Action Required”.
considering all the events and the goings on that were revealed in association with the demise and liquidation of Oldco. Which he rightly says has created a disconnect and distrust of Scottish football supporters. He goes on to request a Judicial Review to examine all elements including football governance in Scotland.
He suggests that they need to examine it to determine full accountability and transparency and leadership by the SFA.
So to think that Lawwell and the Celtic board are inactive and uninterested in all that’s gone on, well that doesn’t appear to be the case. This aint finished yet.

BroxburnBhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Agreed Mike. Pretty clear what he wrote

Mike
6 years ago

Post gone into the wilderness like the whole of Scottish fitba.

Mike
6 years ago

Thanks for retrieving it Desimond, Regans response follow follows.

Mike
6 years ago

And here it is….Our learned council have examined your request in detail and have come to the conclusion that there is nothing more to do, there is nothing to see here Timmy now get to back to where you belong. But as a sop we shall ask the Compliance Officer to investigate all aspects of the Big Tax Case, the EBT’s and the LNS original commission and we shall get back to you.
So there it is, still (thoughtful pose) under forensic examination by the C.O. so he is either doing the task put to him or hiding in his Hampden bunker waiting until a big news story comes out, like the death of Thatcher…oops to late, to publish his report as he goes of sick with stress. Either way, “This aint finished Yet”.

Mike
6 years ago

Murty’s playing dumb, Armstrong and Boyatta back in training and on the bench perhaps on Sunday and Gordon has put his back oot shagging Summer. Screeeech is the sound of backtracking Murty, so sorry didn’t want to offend anybody, well to late Murts you and your team of loanees have offended Brendan and that was not a smart thing to do.
So here is my prediction for Sunday….dadada da is 5-0 to the Tic.
GIRUT.

Monti
6 years ago

Currently in Asda looking for something for my wee girls mums Mothers day…..hmmmm…toaster….kettle…..new microwave?

Hmmmmm

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Get her a season ticket, mate. Canny go wrang with that.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Noel,
She can’t be arsed with football…..

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Toaster it is….:)

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
I have a water bed m8 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Tsunamiesque

Monti
6 years ago

” Our dressing room cheered when we drew Celtic ” G.Murty.

Ok then….cough.

Monti
6 years ago

I just want it to be Sunday…….

6 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/2300-2/

Celtic haven’t conceded a goal against their city rivals but improvement in the opposition is clear. Can the seasons performance numbers help identify the outcome?

Monti
6 years ago

WE ARE ALL NEIL LENNON……NATURAL ORDER RESTORED

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

Well done Hibees. Fine goal by our own Scott Allan. Good fighting performance by John McGinn & Co. Fuck the Hertz, dirty orange bastards.

N.L. (Neil Lennon)

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

Yoker,
🙂

portpower
6 years ago

#67Points
CMJ(Charly Musonda Jr.)

portpower
6 years ago

Is there still time to make a “The Quoin Rock Celtic Supporters Club” banner to hang at IOUbrox?

Either that or the Celtic Board can let us display our recently purchased Cape Girl with Fruit painting in the broomloan stand.

Monti
6 years ago

Good morning fellow hunskelpers, one sleep to go!

Monti
6 years ago

I see the Huns & Police don’t want the Celtic support to hang banners over advertising boards at the ratpit?

So if you put a piece of cloth over an advertising board you face ejection or arrest…..but 40,000 singing about killing Catholics is completely acceptable?

I blame the schools.

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

But, but Monti, we’re all Jock Tamson’s Bairns. Only in Scotland mate.

6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Ever been with a woman Noel?

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Ian don’t be asking daft questions like the above, you’ll upset my boyfriend.

6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Random question. I’m sure you’ve been with many. I just picked you as being the analytical type and a future go to man for advice

Noelskytrot
6 years ago
Reply to  Noelskytrot

Ian, i’m definately not the type of guy you would seek advice from regardless of subject matter.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

G`day Monti,
a billy board can be hacked.

sevco close £1,650 on debenture yet forget those penned in by Jimmy Traynor thy staunch is aswell staundin`.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Port,
G’day comrade…
I wonder if old Hector will be burning the midnight oil tonight on his croft?
Ironing his cords maybe? 🙂

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,
he pops in unnoticed and cracks the shits now and again.
He told me he just bought the new you beaut Yamaha generator.

Winter is over.He`s to shear hair in Bearsden.

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