Celtic Diary Wednesday February 28: They’re Coming….

Well, they certainly seem excited about something.

“rangers ” drew to just six points behind Celtic in the league, giving hope to those without hope, faith to those without faith and a bloody good chuckle to the rest of us.

They’ll stay that far behind now until March 11, as the next Celtic match is this weekend in the Cup.

Celtic’s game with Dundee tonight has been postponed…

THE SPFL has announced that all of tonight’s Premiership fixtures, including the Celtic v Dundee game at Celtic Park, have been postponed due to the severe weather which has hit Scotland over the past 24 hours.

Heavy snow has caused disruption to road, rail and air travel, and the decision has been taken to postpone tonight’s fixture.

Details of the re-arranged date for the Celtic v Dundee fixture will be announced in due course. 

I noticed everything was white this morning, and the only signs of any movement were some EDL guys singing and dancing in the street.

But the safety of the police officers tasked with taking drink off fans has to be considered, and you can hardly expect them to go out in this weather.

Anyway, the warnings are in place, so its probably the right decision..

And you know what they say about yellow snow…

“rangers ” have played a game extra, of course, and that was last night when they beat St Johnstone. During this game credit has to go to the referee who clamped down on the kind of bullying tactics enthusiastically employed by St Johnstone when he decided to book three out of the first five Saints who committed fouls, presumably having learned from the mistakes made when the Perth club had to committ nineteen fouls against Celtic to earn a booking.

Progress ?

Or one of the first signs that seven in a row is going to be a little difficult ?

Celtic have only themselves to blame if those who would rather keep the status quo in Scottish football eventually triumph over honesty and fair play, as their silence on the compliance officer report fiasco indicates, and don;t get me started on their support of Neil Doncaster, who as we revealed yesterday, maintains that “rangers ” are Rangers and thats that.

We should have dealt with this at the time, as it was always going to come back and bite our bottoms.

Nevertheless, at this stage, there’s a treble to secure, and then we can all decide what we are going to spend our season book money on in the summer, because unless we have had some action by then, we might as well chuck it.

League sponsirs Ladbrokes are trying to turn it into some sort of cliffhanger title race, with a special mention for £11m forward Alfredo morelas raising an eyebrow or two..

Certainties in life:

Death ✅
Taxes ✅
Alfredo Morelos scoring for ✅

Where that lot are concerned, they only got the bit about death being inevitable right.

But the campaign is underway, and perhaps we should do a wee sweepstake, predicting the time, the author and the outlet that gives us the first “We’re Aye Ready for Celtic ” article…

Still, we think we’ve got something to moan about.

PSG’s popular forward Neymar is injured , and with the money the French side are paying him, you can only imagine they’re a bit miffed.

Especially if they read this…

FACT: Neymar will now have missed a game on 11th March for FOUR consecutive years:

❌14/15: Suspended

❌ 15/16: Suspended

❌ 16/17: Injury

❌ 17/18: Injury …the same day as his sister’s birthday.

News just in…

FORMER Rangers chief executive Charles Green and finance chief Imran Ahmad will face no further proceedings in connection with the club fraud and conspiracy case as prosecutors say there is “now no evidence of a crime”.

The decision by the Crown Office finally marks the end of the two-and-a-half-year long proceedings which saw only Craig Whyte face trial and has led to no convictions. 

No doubt time to move on…

Although keep an eye on James Dolemans twitter account today, he’s live tweeting from Dave kings latest attempt to prevent spending his own money, as his appeal against the Takeover
Panels decision is heard …

Short again today, I’m afraid, as I’m at the hospital to get some results.

hopefully, they’ll be better than our European ones.

Caption comp  yesterday..

As painful as the line is, its very good… from our very own Desi Mond

Aberdeen taxi company – UBaaah 

Today..

 

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henkesdreadlocks

Caption…………

For fucks sake guys, those hats make you look silly.

Gerry Rankin

Hello Hello, we are the Billy boys… weekend wear

D'Fhinnein Mick

RALPH

That sheep yesterday looked more scary than the huns.

jimmybee

Dermot Desmond and Broonys ancestors top right hand corner !

Noelskytrot

Aye, I see the resemblance, JBee. Had a chuckle,at that.

D'Fhinnein Mick

CAPTION

Bullingdon Club pay the forfeit after a bet.

Noelskytrot

Mick, that’s probably a norm for the Bullingdon Tory Cunts Club.

jimmybee

No idea about the caption today just very strange behaviour Ralph keep taking the medicine you will soon be fine. 🙂
Does the postponement tonight mean Lustig misses the Hun game?

Iancelt67

Caption
Broonies st Petersburg fan club

Mike Annis

Caption, Tory Party outing to local casino not a success.

Monti

Ralph,
Good luck with the hospital results m8!

Honest hoops

Caption; Scottish referees protest in full…or not!!

jimmybee

Police Scotland and the crown prosecution service,should be brought to task,over the money spent to bring all those involved in the sevco debacle to trial. There was no case to answer by Whyte or anyone else. SDM was the guy who done the duping no one else. He should be stripped of his title,and held accountable for not paying taxes due. Whoever orchestrated this case to be sent to trial,should also lose their job. The only thing that came out,was that sevco are indeed a new club,but you won’t read that anywhere. With that trial in mind,the abuse Whyte got… Read more »

Monti

Actually glad the game is off tonight, because it gives our Bhoys a few more days of rest and recuperation before Saturday’s game v Morton. Not only that, the safety of fans heading to the game must be paramount, can’t be taking kids or the elderly ( Henke ) out in this weather, madness. Let the kids play indoors & Henke in his big chair, extra log on the fire, watching his box set of ‘ Take the High Road ‘. With no game for a few days, this should leave Lawwell with a bit of time on his hands…..you… Read more »

Doc

The impartial SPFL will rearrange the game to five minutes after fulltime on Saturday.

I blame you and Stevie’s chat yesterday for todays caption picture.

Monti

🙂

Stevie D

Ha!

Monti

Stevie D,
Evening sir!

Stevie D

Cheers mate

Brian (not the messiah)

Caption: rangers down to the bare bones bit still trying their best to look dignified.

Good luck ralph

Daziekanowski's nightclub child

Caption: The future Government meet up for a bit of Jolly fun at Eton

I hope Lustic does miss the game he has been terrible the last month.

jimmybee

Always plays well against them m8

jimmybee

SDM instructed the bank of Scotland to call in the overdraft at Celtic. He tried to bury us. At the 11th hour came the rebels,and the rest is history. It is why it fuckin pains me that our club has failed to take them down. If the shoe was on the other foot,titles would have been stripped,cups ,lost revenue would have been sought and no UEFA licence would have been granted,and there would have been no passage back into the bottom tier of Scottish football,you can be rest assured of that. With Celtic out the way,Murray would have had free… Read more »

D'Fhinnein Mick

Right.

I defy anyone on here,anyone who has Celtic in their heart and soul,to argue with a word of that.

Great post,mate.

Monti

D’ Fhinnein,
The bit about Fergus….i was happy to see him go!

Noelskytrot

Mick, I agree with all that JBee says. Liewell is complicit kn this whole charade as all he seems to do is throw tit bits out to the shareholders claiming something will be done. All this keeping our powder dry is shite. Again, it’s all about money and not a fuck given for the lifeblood of the club, tbe supporters, who want action and answers. It’s a disgrace that these cheating bastards are getting away with it and that board is aiding them. I bet you they probably have wee socials together enjoying the finer things in life, while we… Read more »

noelskytrot

The dead clubs founding fathers do a staunch YMCA routine. What no brogues!!!

Cortes

Caption: We Are The Village People

James61

Caption.
Sevcos new strip for next season
Waiting on approval

Una

Caption:

Tin dick david murray reads charles greens manifesto on how to strip assets right down to a bears chest.

Weered

Caption… Y oh Y Oh Y

Mike

UEFA its a new club, The SFA, “We don’t want to rake over old coals”

The board request the Res.12 bhoys to wait until after the C. Whyte trial.
P.L. Requested the SFA to investigate……months ago.

With NO dispute over the £2.8m. tax bill “Rangers” accepted liability on the 21st March 2011, but didn’t pay it. Despite Regans claim that ALL taxes had been paid in full by 31st March 2011.
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive.
Sir Walter Scot…a quote that surely could be surely attributed to the SFA. Tick Tock Tony.

Auldheid

Actually The Res12 boys advised Celtic in Dec 2016 to wait until after the CW trial and whilst waiting check out the information gleaned as a result of their efforts, which they did.

Stu67

The “Gallant pioneers ” displaying their dignity for all the world to see !

Mike

My Bhoys are huge, both over 6ft 4″, its in the jeans, its no the size of the cannon that counts, its the power of the shot.
The Power of love, the size of the glove, look at it and…….
“Smell the Glove”.

Doc

Naemark and his sister look very ‘close’, cue Deliverance soundtrack.

Can’t imagine all the player will make it to training with this weather so a few days off and a game against a lower league team could get us set up for a good run and close the season out early, rest the internationals and give the young guys a chance to improve.

Good luck at the hospital Ralph.

Caption: This gang were too scary to appear in The Warriors

Weered

Caption…is that what the basket of assets looks like ?

BJF

Good luck Ralph but mentioning Progress in the middle of the diary was a low blow, keep them coming. So we are 15 points ahead of the tribute act ( that includes the postponed game and the two against them of course) and that is a title race, do me a favour.
Caption A new board for Sevco is recruited from Rampton and Broadmoor.

Mike

With Lustig missing the hun game, at least Brendan will have some alternative options, Ralston, Gamboa or even Hendry at right back.
Compper coming back with Paddy, you would imagine that they both might get a game on Saturday. Compper can even cover for Tierney, if Brendan wishes rest the young fella. So players coming back from injury is another positive.
Speaking of wishes, best wishes to you today Ralphy, we all hope that you get good news with your results.

Mike

Caption,

I’m Putting on my top hat,
zipping up my fly’s,
sheltering from the gales.

Weered

Mike…its cool around yer Trossachs then

Mike

Loch Katrine Mavourneen, The grey dawn is breaking.

Weered

Mike…is it not Lake Katrine…probably the only lake in Scotland?

Weered

Oh yes it was Lady of the Lake by Walter Scott…
I was on it 2 years ago…they decided to have a “man overboard” drill on the boat that we weren’t on…all of us looking for a body in dark choppy water…FFS it was realistic enough

Weered

I was confusing it and the Lake of Menteith which is not that far away…

Mike

It truly is a beautiful country with scenery the envy of the World, its worth the wintry weather to stay here. A bit more sun would be great but even when I travelled extensively in Italy, they would ask “Where do you stay” and when I told them they would go ohhh and sigh. ohhh just like I did with the Italian dark sultry beauties…AHHH. Ohhh 😉

Weered

Mike… Did you show them your tipping routine?

Monti

Who nose?

Weered

Monti… Tipping should have been Tupping…a male sheep thing 🙂

Puggy67

Caption: The Diddy Men of Naughty Hash

Mike

King his appeal rejected, so its…

Noal, Noal, the angels did sing,
everyone here is laughing at the KING,
Noal, Noal, the singing is loud,
when the Judge came through and made us proud.

Puggy67

If he dons a black cap he’d do me proud.

Mike

With the Wifi spoken for as well as the mic. the large screen T.V. whatever next, what can you do at £0.20p a share. Och well that the D.R. cancelled along with the toaster, the waffle maker and the soap fur the toilets. Wonder where he will raise the £11.00 mill. Will it be a lucky dip into the Magic Hat, oh, hes gone as well along with his rabbit.

Monti

Soap? Huns n Soap?

Noelskytrot

Never been known Monti. The only soap that huns know about is the soap tv programmes they watch while we’re in Europe.

Monti

Noel,
I see the BBC bigging the huns up that ‘ we have a title race ‘ lol lol

Thick as fuck.

Mike

Visitors lavvies.

Stevie D

Remember their gloating when Celtic fans identified and complained about the “bobbling” appearing on their replica strips whereas the Huns weren’t experiencing this problem. They put it down to Celtic doing shirts on the cheap till it was pointed out to them it was much the same material and even supplier but the key to this problem was that it occurred only after the first wash . . . . . . Imagine that!

Monti

🙂

Brencelt

Caption: a forerunner to are we human or are we Saltcoats

Good luck with your results.

broxburnbhoy

Caption: Due to Wonga loans the “Rangers” Board could only afford the hats for their formal Directors dinner

broxburnbhoy

no sign of the King judgement on the BBC yet – will it ever be on the BBC?

Matt

Here we go broxburnbhoy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43231582

Hail Hail

Matt

Monti

I wonder if that judgement today straightened Dave Kings eyes oot?

Fud!

Monti

Caption: Faggot & the fags head to faggotsville.

Bognorbhoy

Close brothers call in the loan ?

Rob O'Keeffe

That Morelos(RC) is becoming a good striker……not as good as Griff(best striker at Parkhead) though……
P.S.Ralph,good luck with the humour bypass…..

Terry O’Neill

Zat ah stove pipe hat or are yae joost pleased tae see me.

Mike

Sir Minty Murray, No charges.
Craig Whyte…….No charges.
Charles Green…..No charges.
Imran Ahmed…….No charges.
Duff a Phelps…..No charges.
Dave King………Masses of charges, Noal, more to follow, follow.
Stewart Regan…..jumped ship.
Neil Doncaster….Soon to join him.
All have one thing in common, being involved in the liquidation of “Rangers”.
“Rangers”, who in their right mind would want to be associated with thems. “Rangers” with more crooks than shepherds.

Noelskytrot

Mike, i’d imagine that with the amount of money involved, the complexities of this complete and utter fraud that there will be people that sit in the upper echelons of Scottish society involved in this. Starting with Edinburghs square mile. I’m not a conspiracy crackerjack but firmly believe this.

Mike

For all some deride him, twas the wee man from CROY and the Celtic support who answered his call, his vision to build a new stadium and give the support that 60,000 stadium built for the 21st century, that saw the peepil off. They knew they were beaten and then started stealing from small businesses to the taxman, to try to compete.
The peepil will never compete again unless they build a bigger stadium and there follow followers answer that call and that will only happen if a sugar daddy appears and that aint gonny happen.
They are TOAST.

Honest hoops

DK..stupid hun…court case cost…stupid hun…cost of appeal..stupid hun…more jelly & ice cream please…

Mike

You defraud the taxman and fitba. clubs and business’s of hundreds of millions of pounds, Murrays Metals, were due the taxman nearly one billion pounds and yet not one, not one single one of them have served a days punishment in jail, or been convicted of anything.
What a corrupt bunch of peepil. And yet, the club which has caused so much corruption, is still the darlings of the SFA/SPFL, the media, Sky, and the Scottish press.
All the lovely peepil,
where do you all belong,
all you lovely peepil,
where did it all go wrong.

Noelskytrot

Tells you alot about the best wee country in the world, Mike.

jimmybee

Wife showed me all the snow on Facebook,but it’s fine she said I’ve plenty of bread and milk in. It’s no the 1970s hen 🙂

Monti

Jimmybee,
You can’t say ” hen ” now…….suffragettes n that ken….

Stevie D

Remember the EU butter and cheese and blue tins with yellow stars of EU steak that tasted like Kennomeat they used to dish out at the pineapple if you showed your broo card?

Monti

Mike,
Celtic was formed for all the right reasons, to help people who had nothing and to give them hope, where there was none.
” rangers ” was a sectarian breeding ground, Ibrox a place filled with racist, bigoted filth, little has changed.

I thank my mother, a woman who had a powerful attachment to Celtic & passed it to me, she hated their Queen, their fucking union jack & ” rangers ”

Eternal thanks!

Stevie D

Amen!

Mike

Yes, you are correct Celtic was formed for the best of reasons and that legacy continues till today. Its what makes Celtic “the best of clubs” and gives it its magical allure. We all have a lot to thank our mothers for, they are the most pain enduring and sensible sex, the persons who keep us grounded safe and happy. But hate is a powerful negative, it suppresses your soul and can sometimes deny you the joy of life, we cannot allow ourselves to be consumed by hate. We might use it to our advantage but never to be the… Read more »

Brian (not the messiah)

Hail hail

Mike

Progres Niederkorn, the Brazilians from Luxembourg !!

Mike

Berwick Rangers !!

Iain in Alberta

Wasn’t it Berwick Rangers that put the old peepel out of the Scottish Cup in 1967? Jim Baxter was playing too. Berwick Rangers brilliant Mike!
PS let young Ralston loose on the right hand side this saturday and see how he does. I’ve got high hopes high hopes high in the sky…
JC Jim Craig?

Mike

The very same Iain, Oh it was a Cilla Black moment “Surprise Surprise
agree about young Ralston, canny wait to see him cement his place in the team. Hope you are good, as we endure the “Beast from the East”
i’m sure you will have endured the same or worse in Alberta. If you see Tom Campbell or Rebus, tell them we are all asking for them, as you cough “Endure your time in the local CSC for the sevco game”.
R.S. (Ronnie Simpson).

Iancelt67

Jock Wallace in goals

Mike

Yes Ian, he had the boggy sands, while we had the foggy dew.

For those who go to the fermers fare,
be sure to wear, some flowers in your hair,
if you come to the Pert fermers fare,
summer time will be a love-in-there.

Mike

Summertime when the living is easy, went oot at 6am to check the sheep, came back in frozen solid, “The beast from the East” nearly had me, but now, i’m sittin on the dock of the bay, watching the fire, blowin away. Jeez its back on!! time fur another go.

Weered

Mike…it’s not too bad here in Belfast but expect it to worsen through the day…
THAT EAST WIND IS A LAZY BASTARD…
IT DOESN’T GO ROUND YA IT GOES THROUGH YA 🙁

Iancelt67

I was down to come over early March flag I put it back to mid June. And they say we haven’t fucked with the weather I can’t remember snow at this time of the year growing up there maybe it did. Mental

Iancelt67

Flag?? Someone’s adding random words to my posts

Weered

Iancelt67…worse if it was Fleg

Iancelt67

Yeah that’s worse. I deserve it for all the Brendan bashing. Like to balance it up you see. I hate to see grown men genuflecting to a mere mortal of a man whose done coaching badges

Mike

Good idea putting your visit back to June, we have about 9″ snow here, but it sounds like the worst is past…..mibbee, don’t know what its like in glesga, but will be surprised surprised if the game is on on Saturday. We live in hope”.
Weered, you don’t know what your missing, the worst thing is the snow blowing across the roads, its very dangerous.

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