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Celtic Diary Wednesday January 17: Doubts about Transfer Policy

Well, would you look at that ? In the Record..look at it, but don;t buy it. It only encourages them…

Dundee slap £1.5m price on Celtic target Jack Hendry as Hoops plot swoop for Dens Park defender

Celtic are understood to be planning an offer of around £800,000 for the 22-year-old. 

We don’t need to do a compare and contrast here, do we ?

We could, though..

Rangers bid for Jordan Jones is too HIGH and he’s not worth half of £350k bid reckons Ayr boss Ian McCall

The Somerset Park gaffer thinks the Northern Ireland winger isn’t worth the big bucks and he would only pay £150,000 for him.

I think we know that the follow up story re Hendry will not be all about how he is being prevented from his dream move to Celtic, and how Dundee are holding Celtic to ransom.

Instead, we’ll hear about how Celtic are mopping up all the talent in Scottish football, weakening the opposition and will probably only send him out on loan anyway.

One of their sources, who presumably has an alcohol intake that makes our own pish stained rambler look positively temperate, claims..

The manager is not looking for any offers for Jack but he is also realistic and he knows a number of clubs are circling, with Celtic being one of them.

“But if the numbers being talked about on the grape vine are accurate then Dundee will have no appetite to sell Jack at this stage. To put it bluntly, £800, 000 would be no-where near enough to get him. He’s worth a lot more than that to the manager and the club.” 

Their mamanger is Neil McCann, and frankly, that should be enough for Celtic to tell Dundee to take it or leave it.

At about 10pm on the last day of the window.

It looks like Liam Henderson will be away. He’s impressed Bari of Serie A, and will go initially on loan until the end of the season, before signing a permanent deal if he impresses. He has already shown what he can do in a couple of bounce games, and its nice to see him putting some effort in and possibly realising his potential.

Those who have seen him in recent development games would agree that he needed something to rekindle his enthusiasm, as he had given up on it ever happening for him at Celtic.

Good luck to him.

Henderson joins Sviatchenko on the “could have made it ” list, and perhaps the size of the squad has meant we’ve lost a couple of players who are better than we have had the chance to see.

Young midfielder Mark Hill has also gone out on loan, joining St Mirren where he will feature alongsude Lewis Morgan, who was sent there on loan before he’d even been allocated a locker at Celtic.

 

Brendan Rodgers is now well into his fourth transfer window. Any excuses that this isn’t his team don;t count any more. After all, a sizeable amount of this team have been handed new contracts, which means technically he has signed them.

whats worrying is that he seems happy enough with a team that has reached a ceiling in that he cannot lift them to compete in europe, but is way ahead of the opposition domestically, a kind of limbo.

Serious investment is required in quality if Celtic are to move to the next level, but the manager seems happy to bring in prospects, develop them, and sell them on at a profit.

Whilst that is the basis of the clubs financial planning, there has to be at least some sort of progress on the field, and in this window , with the next UCL campaign in mind, it must be time to raise the quality of incoming players, still with a view to developing and selling, which would lead to greater success and a higher profile in Europe.

There is a certain level of repetition attached to the signing policy just now, and it can only take the club si far. whats needed are a couple of players, streetwise at a levek similar to Lennon, Lambert , Sutton Larsson et al to mke Celtic contenders on the bigger stage.

Trouble is, there isn;t as much profit in those, and there’s a nagging feeling that would go against the current agenda.

However, there are still two weeks to go, and maybe we’ll be surprised. But if allowing a “hungry ” experienced international defender to leave, to be replaced by a veteran who cannot even play in europe is how rodgers intends to fix the defence that looked lost in the UCL, then I fear the honeymoon is over.

 

Yesterday we asked you to tell us the odd ones out and why…

Big Shuggy January 16, 2018 at 8:54 am · Edit · Reply →

The three Celtic players have never won player of the month the rest have. Amazing to think that

 

Not really. Not in Scotland.

Back to a caption competition today…

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6 years ago

Caption: Fergus – you see that guy overy there?.. His name’s David Murray, and he said that for every fiver we spend, he’ll put down a tenner. Fancy a wee bet on when that plan’s gonnae go tits up?

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

CAPTION

Yes,Brian. Your jacket is ruffled up there because I’m trying to find the right place for the stiletto.

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

RALPH

Last season,we stepped it up after the mid-season break. Maybe there is something in what Brendan says,that too many games in the first half of the season affect his ability-and the time available!-to coach the players.

Play,recover,play,recover. It’s like a hamster’s wheel.

That doesn’t mean to say that I’m overly impressed with his handling of transfer windows to date. This one has two weeks to go. I think the only successes of his making are Sinclair,and at a push,Toure.

Frankly,that’s a worry in the medium term.

Celtic have a history of failing to build from strength. And if you can’t learn from history,you’re doomed to repeat it.

Big Shuggy
6 years ago

Caption: Look Fergus! that’s where our seats will be in Cambuslang

Monti
6 years ago

Transfer window: Day 17 – Close to feeling demoralised now, i have lost faith in what we are doing as a club, transfer wise, we are doing things on the cheap and the team is going to suffer.
We have allowed Liam Henderson & Erik Sviatchenko to leave, yet we play an inexperienced youngster in defence?
Kouassi better than Liam? Contribute more? Will he fuck.
Desi pointed out the injuries to attacking midfielders but we won’t bring Ryan Christie back from Aberdeen, why not?
I’m NOT saying the club aren’t trying to strengthen, i just think i see what they are trying to do ( with Ajer ).
Why sign Compper if he can’t play in Europe THIS fucking season.
Just like most transfer windows, we are being let down.
SEVENTEEN days in and it’s not filling me with confidence.

” World class in everything we do “?
” It’s in the hands of the compliance officer “?

Fuck off!

Morto
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,
I believe the Christie loan was agreed as part of the Hayes transfer.
It might be that we can’t bring him back even if we want to.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Morto

Morto,
Yeah, fair enough m8.

john young
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Henderson just another run of the mill Scottish player and we have more than enough of them mostly average,scotland doesn,t produce players that are able to compete technically/athletically/physically with their continental counterparts,if we think that morgan/Hendry et al are going to take us forward in Europe we are fcuking barking,I caneve that BR doesn,t want better types of players in as he has worked with much better in his past.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  john young

John Young,
Would you rather have kept Henderson & sold Kouassi? I would.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Nice ti see aw that ‘In Brenden We Trust” ‘Saint Brenden” “Blessed Brenden” has come back to skelp a few on the coupen.

Me? ah think we’ll get it right come end of transfer window, if we don’t then ah don’t think it will be lack of trying.

As someone says the other day: there are some miserable numpties on here at times.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

His name is Brendan!

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Coupon…..Woltsing Mahtillda….

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: ” Brian, i’m puting 9m in & walking away with 45m, while i’m doing that, i’ll hinder Tommy Burns efforts at every turn, sell our best players and not give them one thin dime more….45m Brian.
…..and they will call me a hero “

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

MONTI

Wee Fergus was The Bhoy Who Lived,up against Murray,Lord Voldemort.

You might not be too happy about the profit he made,and I respect your views. But I seriously doubt anyone else could have taken Celtic on with such a passion that he invested every penny that he owned into our club,yet so dispassionately that he could coldly the long game.

And he won.

Celtic won.

Monti
6 years ago

D’Fhinnein,
Fergus saved the club,he put his 9m in and laid the foundations for future success.
I thank him with all my heart for what he did!

He had no clue when it came to the football side of things, he hindered Tommy Burns efforts at every turn, his penny pinching when it came to Pierre, Jorge & Paolo was a mistake, i would have given these guys every penny they wanted.
It’s all about the team m8!

Mike
6 years ago

I am also sad to see young Liam and big Eric go, I was an avid admirer of Hendo and hoped that he would make it in the hoops. Eric goes with my best wishes. I also would like the club to boost the team with an injection of cash, to raise the level of the team, we are after all a football club and the support deserve that at least.
Just because you do not cry wolf every day does not mean that you do not wish to see the team get better but there is still time for signings, the windy is still open and I am like everyone else not knowing what is going on behind the scenes. Gone are the days, rightly
when leaks came out of the dressing room in torrents.
I also cannot wait to see young Ralston taking a big part in the second part of this season along with young Ajer and to welcome back the wing wizardry of Paddy and the happy feet of big Tom.
I am looking forward to seeing young Christie back in the hoops next season as a much improved player.
Celtic F.C. the club fur me.

IRISHGUY
6 years ago

Plenty of time left in the Window, I am sure the gaffer knows what he is doing, He knows what is needed, time enough to Moan & Complain when the window closes. Happy enough to let them get on with it and the less the media know the better.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

Totally agree Irishguy. Few roasters on here always – and ah mean always – have a moan and go at the team, ah don’t mean valid constructive criticism, ah mean berating and slagging current team players. Best ti ignore them me thinks.

Roaster is whut roaster does.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

You can’t ignore me though, you can’t get enough!

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

Irishguy, “Plenty of time left in the Window” REALLY?

“I am sure the gaffer knows what he is doing”
Gaffer? Brendan or PT Fucking L?

So, Irishguy, you know something that I don’t? Do yourself and me a big favour and just shut TF up. Lawwell apologists are thin on the ground; they now understand that one cannot defend the indefensible. Take note and fuck off.
Oh, BTW, Norn (Irish) is it, Irishguy? I SMELL hUN, fool or lawwell-apologist, all but fool should just be recognised for what you are;
Curiously Uncovered Nefarious Terminal Shit-heads;
Aye, CUNTS.
HH (Holy Holistics)
NB, Bondi, FFS, canny even fuckin’ spell BrendAn; What The Fuck? Make sure ye can fuckin’ swim long afore ye jump in here, eh?
HH (Holy Horse’s-arse)

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Tic, huv a wee re-read of yer own post afore yi try pulling folk up aboot spelling check shite. BTW ma wee brother is called Brendan. Yer post must have been written on a bumpy bus, or yi were pure steamboats.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

But not “stoned with the wife” in the Dam tho

Steve
6 years ago

Caption “ keep waving that shitty stick and see if rangers sign it on loan till the end of the season “

puggy67
6 years ago

Bari are 4th in Serie B.

Caption: The battle is over the venture capitalists have won!

Mike
6 years ago

Its a murky path to tread, leaving a club as a legend, a club who paid big time wages to you, who nurtured you and looked after your needs. You paid them back with your skill on the pitch of course, your family joined you and embraced the club and its support.
But when you take the Queens shilling and begin your career in a proven anti.. Celtic environment, you have to be very careful, to not lose the love and the respect by that same support by joining the chorus of anti….Celtic criticism, after all that is how THEY get there corrupt pish stained income. So be very careful and when pressure is put on you to have a balanced Celtic/Sevco reporting agenda, look out for the soup takers and please don’t join them at the meal of the anti Celtic, anti Catholic feeding frenzy.

Monti
6 years ago

So Mr.Lawwell, when did the compliance officer ge back to you with his findings?

Mike Annis
6 years ago

Getting any player who is better than what we have and is not cup tied for Europe isn’t an easy task. I think, for whatever reaso, that this window will becth same as the last several. I’ll not get angry just resigned to it. I can’t change it.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike Annis

Oh well, let’s all have a cup of tea & a biscuit then.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wagon wheel 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Rock me momma like a wagon wheel, rock me momma anyway you feel,
Hey hey hey momma rock me 🙂

Robert Cordial
6 years ago

More fucking gloom and doom from this site. As for Messr Monti. Why aren’t you running the team? Clearly you are another of these know fa clowns who have a great reason for NOT actually going to the games viz Live in Australia, Looking after an ailing Dug, too pished tae get oan the Bus. Boring as fuck.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Robert Cordial

” You’re obviously not a golfer “

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

The golf has been excellent recently,not mine,on TV.South African Open and EurAsia Cup were splendid to watch.
P.S. If Monti was manager,I think we would be guaranteed a WorldClass defence for starters….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Rob,
And a keeper who can pass the ball from foot.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,I would hope the WorldClass defence would keep the ball away from Teflon Gordon,but if you don’t rate him I tend to agree…..

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,always love the sign on the first tee after fertiliser has been used: Players,please refrain from licking your balls…..classic…..our club still does it….

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  Robert Cordial

Robert. Ah know whut yer saying. Bit hard for me ti go ti the gems as there isnay a supporters bus running fae Sydney Central Station, but ah watch Celtic TV, go ti the city ti catch gems wi Sydney Cetic supporters club. Anyhoo..The main moanin-faced-roaster on here frequently asks ‘where can a get the Celtic gemm streamed for free” ah think he live in Edinburgh. Doesnay attend gemms. No a season ticket holder. doesnay subscribe ti Celtic TV. Probably buys the occasional XXXL Cetic top…but too shy ti wear it oot in public.

But he’s staunch as.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Have Cetic got any good defenders? Signed Non-denom edukated CSC….

Tam the tim
6 years ago

Liam Henderson will be remembered in Scotland for his magnificent contribution to Hibs winning the cup. We won’t get to know now if he would have gone on to be a great asset to the Tic. Crying shame.
HH

desdamoaner
6 years ago

Disappointed that Henderson never got more of a chance, OK he’s maybe not technically the most gifted but he has a bit of drive and energy about him. Doubt we’d have seen the second half we did at CP with Sevco with him ferreting about in among them.

like it or not you still need a bit of that in the SPFL

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  desdamoaner

Likewise,

When you are a Celtic supporter and you are lucky enough to wear the famous green and white hoops, it must give you an added incentive to tackle harder, run faster, go the extra mile for your team, no one epitomises that more than K.T. Eleven Celtic supporters wearing the hoops, playing for the team you love, must be the ultimate wish for any Celtic supporter, enjoy your Italian experience Liam, you deserve it.

6 years ago

Liam Henderson – good luck but like many a Celtic youngster, the jump from youth to Celtic first team was just too much. We see it every year and that’s just football in Paradisio.

I sadly doubt Ryan Christie will get a chance at Celtic again, unless Callum and Tom moves on and/or Paddy Roberts exits darn sarf pronto. He is a good SPFL player but it seems with Brendan youre either in or out and I fear its out in this game of Hokey Cokey CSC

Ralston…by all accounts he should have all the qualities needed but the handling of him so far has been very suspect..brendan just throwing him in to lions den etc..needs careful handling and guidance rather than “here comes the next Kieran Tierney ( who is now showing signs of fatigue after years of high demand, constant heralding and uber expectation).

Same for all those folk bemoaning about letting Andrew Roberston go..there is no knowing how his career would have worked out if Celtic had kept him so no use wailing about letting him go. Maybe he needed the school of hard knocks and to go through times playing for wee teams up against the cosh to develop into the player he is..he wouldnt have been the same playing experiences in a Celtic jersey etc

As for needing big signings..for every Sutton, theres a Larsson, for every Lennon, theres a Lubo…price tag means nothing. As Faithless once sang “You dont need eyes to see, you need vision”

Our sights sadly dont seem set very far or high at present…que sera sera and come Feb 1st we could be popping champagne or looking for pitchforks..place your bets

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

Desimond,
The ” big signings ” you mention, what do you mean by ” big signings”?
Surely Celtic football club are in a position to bring in one, two, or heaven forbid, three players, in the 3-5m category?
It’s not about the spend, it’s about the right player, the right type.
Anyway, i believe Brendan is on record as saying he could break the clubs transfer fee record, if he chose to?
The supporters read that, yes? So are we not entitled to ask for the positions that need to be strengthened, to erm, be strengthened.?

HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Kouassi cost between 2-3m did we need him?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Why was Izaguirre allowed to leave when there was no cover for KT?
Why is Edouard in the team before Griffiths?

Sorry but it’s about time a few questions were put to Brendan.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

True,sorry,correct…..as Ralph rightly points out,BR is into his 4th transfer window and his honeymoon period is fast disappearing.Read social media and other sites,fans are not happy so don’t just think it’s a few ” moaners” on here…..

john young
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

monti kouassi never given a chance any game he played in he was solid/competitive more than can be said for the present mid-field,I don,t know if he will be a player for us but he wouldn,t be rolled o easy.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Mibbee the RIGHT player wisny available at the time or at the price or his wage demands were to high or he didny like the cauld and the wet and the snow, mibbee his misses and his family didny want to live in Scotland, mibbee he didny want to play fur the Tic.
Brendan is on record as saying Kouassi was brought in as Broonies replacement, but Broonie didny want replaced, he upped his game big time and is now once again irreplaceable, so Kouassi still a very young man has to wait and wait and wait.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

You like a wee excuse Mike, but like your average hun, it’s not washing.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

EXPLAIN PLEASE.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

The thing for me is this, I want to see better players at Celtic, just as much as you, I want the club to invest in the team, just as much as you.
But I am prepared to wait until the windy closes to make any judgements or criticisms. You are better and more intelligent than to continue with that daily countdown pish, criticising, I have no problems with that at all, I do it all the time and i’m no hypocrite or board apologist, so common, let us all see that old Monti back, the one with more optimism and PISH.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

” The right player wisnae available “?
In the entire fucking world, there wasn’t the RIGHT player for Celtic?

PISH

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oscar Pistorious wanted to come but even he is tied up at the moment.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Certainly got the pace, but a couple of feet short in height.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Natcho Novo just phoned me…what daya think.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Better not say, i’d get arrested!

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Adam Virgo…perhaps, he is at a loose end and could fill a gap.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

The windy is still open, mibbee he could brick it.

Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti
All good and very fair questions.
Its simply all up in the air at present – which of course raises a question or two in itself. Every time we think we have a stable foundation, it seems to suddenly be in fear of a crumbling.

I am no defender of the Board and have posted many a question about Brendan and his decisions. As Ralph notes, this is brendans FOURTH transfer window and the more we say “We trust in Brendan” the more we expect him to deliver. If he doesnt, I very much doubt he will hesitate in calling out the Board for any shortcomings their side.

We wait, we expect.

We have 2 weeks and thats a long long time in politics and even longer in football. I wont begin chewing on my nails just yet though as i value my knuckles too much.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Desi,
Agreed.
When i hear Brendan talking about developing players and making them better, it worries me that we are not going to invest in ready made talent.
It needs to be a mixture of both, but Celtic being Celtic, we’ll just do the development bit.
I want us to go for it in the Europa and show we have progressed.
Four transfers windows is enough time to get MOST of your players in.
I hope Brendan is applying some pressure on the board!

Albert_kidd
6 years ago

Is the window closed? …..No, let’s panic anyway and fight our way through these feckin pop ups and ads.

desdamoaner
6 years ago
Reply to  Albert_kidd

no it’s not, you’re right enough but its like watching the same movie the way its played out so far.

Celtic Mikey
6 years ago

Compner or whatever his name is , is here to bring on ajer. He, by all accounts, plays the ball out, so thats a good move. BR tried it will kolo and that failed now plan b.
The club can’t move to the next level because we can’t attract those level of players. I am glad we can even get the likes of Scott Sinclair.
The ambitious players we have are waning and it shows in the performances of some. We need to get conveyor belt moving quicker but what a tough job that is.
Not many players come through at any club, look at Middlesbrough, for years the best academy set up and training facilities across Europe. They have produced one player in Gibson, over last few years, and he might not have got a look in if it wasnt for his uncle being the chairman.
I have got to say that we should be more points ahead of the other teams for the greater all round quality of player squad we possess. BR should be acutely aware that the unbeaten record was masking this.
I think we have the only player recruitment and development strategy available to us given the environment we operate in.
The key as always is a manager with the capabilities to get us punching above our weight in Europe and entertain us on a Saturday.

David
6 years ago

Caption ” looks good Fergus, the back of Michael Kelly”
I am sure Brenda knows exactly what he is doing and who he wants and I am also sure he will get what and who he wants. I am very surprised, given what Brendan has already delivered that we have so many negative comments.
Another good Diary Ralph, keep up the good work, the world would be a sadder place without our regular dose of your humour. HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  David

David,
We can’t stand still though, i love Brendan but there are questions that require answers.
We can’t not ask them because ” it’s Brendan ”

I hope i’m wrong and will be the first to admit when i am, but i don’t think Lawwell is pushing the club forward.

No ice on his drive though.

Jonny
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Alright let’s have a go a Lawwell! Good grief. So what he’s got a nice billet. He’s the CEO of one of the most illustrious clubs in football, he deserves his money and could get much more in England and make no mistake they’d have him. I suppose Fergus robbed us as well? It’s business. Endeavour/strategy =reward. Or would you rather have Sevco’s brand of carpetbagger? The deals will happen when it’s right. Jings, you don’t by a Porsche to win a jalopy race. Evolution is the way not revolution. Celtic are top heavy in players and whislt a little down a great talent like LH has had to do then so be it. We need to realise we’re at a ceiling which is fraught to break through but there can be no speculate to accumulate risks taken. We are where we are and need to evolve. When the right player and the right deal emerges then is the time and simply because we can. Let’s stick to the coherent plan.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Jonny

Jonny,
Fergus was a businessman, we are football men, talking football issues.
Are you telling me you were happy to see three top class footballers leave the club because of money, weakening the team, and strengthen the opposition?
Yet see Fergus walk away with a Pickfords van stuffed with 45m.?

Nurse

Jonny
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti- Football is a business, just like any other an a modern day inescapable fact. It’s churlish to attempt to separate them…as Sevco fans do. Of course I’m not happy to see good players leave but you have to trust the judgement of the guys in the room. We can’t keep every player on the books that’s any good or we’d have four teams. I’m as frustrated as you are and would love to see a big name proven player come in but only if they’re available and the deal is best for the club. Fergus left with millions, it’s true. However he speculated to earn those millions when others wouldn’t/couldn’t. Like I said modern football and business are now one and the same. It’s the way it is and it’s not goni change fella.

Mike
6 years ago

Caption, Look Fergus another fucking hun frae the sun.

Arsene Parcelie
6 years ago

Caption:
“Smile Fergus, I’m telling you this camera on a stick invention will be massive in the future.”

Joe D
6 years ago

Caption
” and Kelly, don’t let the door hit yer arse on the way oot”.

Mike
6 years ago

Big Jock was a master of the dark art’s like…. talking to the press,
“Haw Alex. drop a wee headline about me looking at another player for X position”, that should get the present incumbent to “Raise his Game”
I will pass on a wee tip to you later and give you the “Heads Up” on
another wee true story. Or “Awe Sorry” canny gie you a wage rise just now, I see such and such at wherever (the player in your position) is playing great, must have a wee look at him this weekend.
Managing/Coaching, must take up many forms to frighten or cajole players, motivation is the name of the game and he WAS the master, with, Alex Ferguson his grasshopper.

Celtic125
6 years ago

High! Thought I’d drop by seeing as I have a day off. Or as I call them, no money days. Days off is a thing other workers get. I am part of that rapidly expanding sector of workers, that’s right, the ones next in line for the food bank. I was never one for taking soup and while there are dugs and cats on the street, well you know what I mean? Personally, Puppy & Kitten are far more palatable. But I digest. Only reason I’m aff is because I’m entombed in ice and cannae budge but no like Ann. Ta-Ra!!!! Enjoy the Fox, I’m here the rest of the day.
The dulling orange glow that normally lights the night round these parts has been Whited out. Never a good thing. I would say the color of surrender but that happened at the signing of the Good Friday Agreement and just naeb’dy telt Them.
I very nearly came in efter Ne’er Day about the nearly No Vaseline moment but the ‘Tic dodged a bullet and in the same length of time, I lost interest. So, This morning (in a bizarre life imitating art imitating life get up as such) i’ve had a gid scan o’er the last few months and got caught up. If it had been a race it would’ve been the equivalent of first bend. Captain Brennan still holding the line almost effortlessly, Don James still writing letters to his old associates among his endless lines of manky washing and Ralph still trying to find a way in for the Yella cake, gallantly, it has to be said. And like Airbenders Ralston chooses the same four toys as Jackson and Traynor before him.
The rage has dissipated in me to a slevver of bile. Even if sumbdy used wan of three wishes to right all the wrongs in our game I still couldnae go back. I don’t earn enough. At a push I could probably if I properly skint myself manage four games over the season.
Just for arguments sake and the by and by, I think hunting big Erik and Oor Liam is a mistake. There’s little doubting BR’s ability to Coach but has anybody noticed if he can pick his nose?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Celtic125

Noses are a sensitive subject on here 🙂

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Tufty!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

🙂

6 years ago

“Look Fergus, is that Davie White taking a collection at the door with your bunnet?”

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Caption: Sparks keyboard player introduces new lead singer

Big Shuggy
6 years ago

Has there been any good January transfer windows? off the top of my head i think we signed Commons,Griff,Paddy (first time) lustig maybe.

So to be honest i think that’s the best i can think of. so i’m not expecting much this time round.

I am sure i have missed some other guys that were good signings but for the most part the rest have been poor or average at best.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Big Shuggy

Robbie Keane

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

craig bellamy

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

BJF
6 years ago

Woke up this morning read ETims, thought : have gone bust and we are in the relegation spot. Sanity, top of the league, won the first trophy of the season, still in Europe, signed a potentially super player for the future seems good enough to me. I want to see young Scottish players given a chance, Tierney , Morgan, Miller , Christie, Ralston does BR know what he is doing?
Sad about Liam Henderson good but not quite for a top of the table Celtic team. Erik unlucky that Bioyata kicked in so well last season, more than he has doesn’t ne this season but unlucky with injuries. I think some of the infants just want a buzz, more to managing than splashing cash as David Murray should have said. Good news is we missed out on Cummings , Martin, Goss etc

desdamoaner
6 years ago
Reply to  BJF

there is more to managing than splashing cash but there’s a good few players have hit has high as they are ever going to and are now on the way back down. Time to ship a few out and get a few in, ideally a few who don’t get injured before they’ve kicked a ball.

Mike
6 years ago

You pish yourself laughing at the daily mince spewing out of the SMSM.
They haven’t a clue, (like us) about who is coming in or out or shake it all about. They should all be employed at Disney World.
The stuff they make up is beyond belief, how the cluck do they know who we have bid for how much we have bid? Minions have a better idea, quite intelligent characters are they, much more so than the SMSM, lies, distortions, rubber banding making uppers.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Mike, sorry to disagree but I can,t see Christie coming back a better player given his “ coaching” by Mc Innes and Docherty.. I would bring him back now and use him to replace Armstrong where, once he has benn better schooled, I think he could make it.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Steve,

From the little I have seen of him on the telly, he seemed to be bigger, stronger and more developed in his game, Deek has acknowledged that he has been his best player this season and obviously wants to sign him full time. I too really admire his skill and would love to see him come back to Celtic full time to get his big chance. As for bringing him back just now, much as I would like that, his loan contract might not allow it. But I agree he could make it at Celtic, I really hope that he does.

Cortes
6 years ago

From the Guardian Rumour Mill:
“Finally, some good news for Sunderland – Jack Rodwell and his colossal wage packet are set to depart in January, with Celtic the likely destination.”

Cortes
6 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

Sounds like a kite being flown.

bgbhoy
6 years ago

commper out for a month ffs

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

WTF?

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

done his calf in training

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

A calf you say, I hiv some going if he’s interested.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

;=)

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

😉 is what I meant to say Weered, the man from Norn Iron a man of steel, forged in the foundry of life.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

I feel that the lead in your pencil is beginning to perk up, better keep it well hidden, don’t wish to show that you can grow…it. 😉

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

And the weather isn’t helping, so best stay indoors and keep warm, it sounds a bad one, did you get a flu jab?

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

It was them from the land of thunder that created mayhem, for everyone, wilny wash even tho they have the finest beaches, creating toxic germans…bastards.

bgbhoy
6 years ago

they are going to need to go and either loan or buy players…NOW

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

That’s just tipped me over the edge…….Full panic mode!!

NURSE!

Monti
6 years ago

With the unfortunate news that Marvin Compper is out for a month, Lee Congerton has stepped up his scouting of Scottish championship wingers. 🙂

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A bargain to youse lot at £1.5m now that youse have lost Chomper and are getting desperate..Signed Turncoat Neil(EBT)……lets see if BR bites…..

Mike
6 years ago

Joe Allan, John McGinn,
Francie and Jose, Errol Flynn,
Bruce Lee, Harold Loyd,
Charlie Chaplin and Kris Boyd.

All names apparently bound for the Tic,
The only name missing is wee Chick,
BFDJ, Hugh Keevins and Patti Boulaye,
Dusco Tosic, mibbee, well… Hip Hip Hooray.

6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Billy Joel just raised a hand in salute and doesnt know why!

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

There’s fuck all that rhymes with Joel, so he’s oot. But Bily mmmnn.

As supporters wait patiently for news of new signings….HAHAHA.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

Noel, bell, fell, sell, shell, hell, tell, well, …erm.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Noo bell that rings summit, oh its supper time for the auldies, as he shuffles oot the door with an ungainly stride, pulling up his breeks with his pants trying to hide, cumb bye Mike stay, bide, theres an auld wimmin sittin doon ower there lookin fur a ride.
GTF. ya auld bitch, shut yer puss Mike that’s a bit rich, comin from yoo with your clathes dirty with mire
cum oor here baby and light my fire.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Talking about bells that’s where this ends, bell end. 😉

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

want ah laugh then You Tube Billy Joel goin mental on stage in Moscow years ago when he was on his coke binge days( by his own admission )

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Weered,
That should tell you a lot about this cretin!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Maybe that’s why he moved to Australia..cough….he and his wife like to get stoned according to him… maybe he wanted to move his wife away from all this white powdery stuff we are seeing.

Who nose?
Sniff

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Of course it is, well said!

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

It would make more sense if yi had actually watched it then gave an opinion, otherwise yer sleepwalkin through life pal. Its no in the same category as George Best or Gazza etc bein publicly humiliated, as ma post stated Billy Joel wants people ti view it. So, unless you’ve watched it yer simply tryin ti be confrontational. And failing, ah may add.

Mike
6 years ago

We didn’t sign Denayer,
but it doesn’t matter,
cos we signed Boyata,
come on baby light my fire. WHOARR.

desdamoaner
6 years ago

caption – noo Fergus, this bit of land over there, you’d get a lovely stadium there.

Mike
6 years ago

She is D. I. S. C. O.

She is, D, delirious.
I, Incredible,
S. Superficial.
C. Complicated.
O. Oooooo.

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: BD – ” So wee man, what do you think about a wee wage rise for Pierre, Paolo & Jorge, it would really help Tommy Burns”
FM – ” Fort five million, 45m, Brian, tell them no “

6 years ago

Danger, longish post!
It looks like Celtic, by virtue of its environment, is living the law of diminishing returns(LODR). If you are like me, you will need to refresh your memory on this law, which has nothing to do with Offensive Behaviour Act.
An example aimed at Mike should help. Say, a farmer has a couple of resources, labour and land. The farmer will get a certain level of productivity out of his labourers given his fixed acreage. If he increases the number of labourers that he employs and the land is not able to produce any more crops, the productivity of his workforce will fall, plus he will have a higher wage bill. If the farmer is determined to provide more jobs, then he must also increase the amount of land that he has available.
So, what has this got to do with Celtic and the Window? Probably nothing, but here are some thoughts.
Domestically, Celtic have reached their maximum productivity….the unbeaten run, the treble, the dominance. According to the LODR, bringing top players in at higher salaries is a big gamble, if we cannot also increase our level of success…and that means either moving to another league, or better performance in Europe. Only the latter is under our control, so we are at stick or twist time.
The football scene is littered with tragic clubs who have faced this situation and got it badly wrong. Try to think of one in our league! Leeds is a classic English example…where are they now? Don Revie would weep! Decisions on transfers when at this point are very serious stuff for a club like Celtic. The abyss is never far away.
IMHO, the key for Celtic is deciding what future success in Europe should look like. Success levels include wining the CL all the way to participating in the qualification rounds, with many stops in between. So far, Celtic are in between a Pot 3 and a Pot 4 team. Is it worth it to spend at the 6 million/player level to push our success level to making it past a team like Zenit in the Europa?
My own view is that there is still wiggle room for Celtic to spend at the 6 million/player level without ending up on the wrong side of the LODR. Let’s see if they think so on Feb 1.

Rebus

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Rebus,

If you don’t have labour, your back gets worse and worse until the coos carry you out to the byre and then start to milk you.
I get your argument, personally I don’t see the board allowing the spending to drive us to that level. MON was allowed to do it and left us with a £40 million pound headache.
For me we are caught unfortunately between a rock and a hard place and until our rock moves aside and lets our saviour reincarnate into another land, then we have to be smarter than anyone else. But I am an optimist and you don’t know what is round the next corner. 1/2 new signings to strengthen the team and a satisfactory result with the Governess of our game, that is what I want currently.
ALSO DID YOU CATCH DEVOY’S RESPONCE TO YOU ON YESTERDAYS DIARY?

Jonny
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Bang on the money sir.

Devoy45
6 years ago

Thanks Mike, I was just gonna remind Rebus that I responded to his request about Donegalin yesterday’s diary. Thanks man.

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy,

I missed it. I am a victim of the 5 hour time difference between Canada and the UK.

I’ll look at it now.

Rebus

Mike
6 years ago

Your very welcome…..my friend. 😉

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Rebus,
I think one of the reasons Brendan was brought in was to break the cycle of the LODR. We have had very promising young players for as long as you and I can remember (Eoghan O’Connell) but the trick is to bring them through, bring them on and keep winning meantime. We are doing this domestically and I can partially accept beatings in Europe if I can see us making progress there. Everybody fit and prepared this may be better next season. Kris Commons was well quoted today in saying that Celtic must be the only team with European aspirations whose record signing was 17 years ago! As others have said, big money signings don’t always translate to this success (did for Seville though). As you say, a crossroads but we have travelled far to get to this point…it’s absolutely crucial what the Club does now.

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Steve,

Thanks for your response.

The trouble with fans’ reading of football matters is that they form opinions based on limited evidence……me included.

The Hendo decision is one example. I did not see him in training, nor do I know how he is off the park. However, he seemed, under Deila, to be a player of great promise….at least as good as McGregor who was given a run.

Similarly, I see the games on CelticTV which means I see what the camera follows, not the runs of players out of camera etc.

Yet, I pass opinions. I am aware of my limitations, but I pay my money and offer my opinions. It is part of the fun.

Rebus

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

kris commons is a complete prick of a man

hes the next andy walker

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

See my post at wee Bertie.

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Mike

haha

Paul Cochrane
6 years ago

Caption.
“The one frothing at the mouth while knitting a Union Flag.”
“Oh…that’s Michael Kelly.”

BJF
6 years ago

Kinda agree with Rebus’s point on this, but Kris Commons point about Sutton reflects on other clubs in Scotland with big ambitions as well. Most of us agree the squad is very talented,
but mentally tired having played a full season between July and December. A return to form of Sinclair, Armstrong, Dembelle, Boyata and Lustig would help, Compper was a good bit of work but now he and Armstrong are out, Paddy should be back soon, a signing probably in midfield will come, another defender might be good but we shall see.

Mike
6 years ago
Reply to  BJF

BJF Watch us go now that we are back from the break, Armstrong’s hernia was fast tracked it was sent by UCP and he should receive it in two weeks. The clock might be ticking like Helens body clock…mmmm
but I am still confidant that a new arrival will come in, I hear that
Kenny Dalgleish is hoping to make a return, might be a wee bit slower because his arse is HUGE but that should make up for the lack of pace.

Rebus67
6 years ago

Devoy,

Thanks for the help. I did find the Mormon site and it is excellent. Yes, I discovered the link between Donegal and Ulster…did not know that! I used to have a position that took me to Eire about 4 times a year. I was usually welcome, particularly when it became clear that I followed the Bhoys. Sometimes, tho’, there was resentment because of my accent, but that was rare.

Through my visits and simply looking at the map, it is so obvious that this is a single country. Cromwell and others have a lot to answer for!

So far, we are back to circa 1850 with the birth of my wife’s great grandfather who emigrated to Glasgow to get a job in an iron foundry. He was a McCafferty and married a Cavanagh in Inver, Donegal…..looks like a lovely place. Both were illiterate right up to their deaths in 1917 and 1922 in Maitland St., Cowcaddens.

My wife’s parents, both from Glasgow, emigrated to the US, met up and married there.

Tx

Rebus

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Roll of Honour: Vol Kevin Delaney.2nd Batt.Belfast Brigade.1980.
The Brigades of Belfast,so many lost,never forgotten….

Puggy67
6 years ago

Fair rash of panic in the air. January business is a messy business. All the good stuff happens very quickly, usually at the last minute, ask me good lady. The scheister agents are holding out for the best amount of comission and we are in the revolving door of players out and players in. I’ve every faith we will emerge a stronger outfit and go on to back to back Trebles. HH and KTF

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