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Celtic Diary Saturday November 18: Police Scotland. A Government Directive

Brendan Rodgers may send out an unfamiliar team to face Ross county today, according to most media outlets.

Although Roberts, Svaitchenko and Simunovic are back in training, they’re unlikely to be risked ahead of the conclusion of the champions League games. An unlikely point in Paris coupled with a Bayern win over Anderlecht would secure third place ahead of the visit of the Belgians to Glasgow early next month.

What he might well do, however, is tinker with the formation.

We may well field Dorus Des Vries instead of a goalkeeper, with the dutchman buoyant after signing a new deal.

Three at the back ? Boyata, Biton and Tierney.

Sinclair and Forrest as wingbacks.

Armstrong, Brown and MacGregor in the middle , with Griffiths and Dembele seeing who can hit a hat trick first.

It’s a long way to Dingwall, and maybe something a wee bit different will make the journey worthwhile for the travelling fans.

With international football done with now for a while, its time to concentrate fully on Celtic for the players.

This week, after the County game, we have the Paris match and then the potential first leg of a second treble.

Everyone will need to switch back on quickly, and freshening up the formation may well encourage the extra concentration needed.

Celtic have struggled to an extent in previous visits to the highland town, but today should see a comfortable four or five goal win. As long as Brendan heeds my advice and doesn’t do anything silly.

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Whilst I’m on this pedestal, there’s something else bothering me…

Info for CSC’s heading to Dingwall, Police Scotland will be carrying out random alcohol checks on coaches on the road up

With the Christmas party season ahead, they have to get their drink from somewhere.

Watch out for them at the Broxden roundabout..

 

Football fans not only have to contend with the ridiculous FAC bill, where you can get lifted if a copper thinks you are wearing an offensive t shirt or sing an offensive song, but also with this antiquated no drink on the way to the game rule, which  is perhaps up there with it in its stupidity.

After the 1980 cup final, those dignified Rangers fans couldn;t take the extra time defeat to celtic, and therefore did their usual we’ve lost a game lets go and protect our players routine, and as a result, the authorities decided drink was to blame and put a stop to it.

These days, stadia are safer, stewarding is better and the very cost of going to a game is enough to make fans not want to forget the experience in an alcoholic daze.

For the few who don’t, there are already sufficient anti drink laws in place.

A couple of beers on the bus is a way of relaxing during the journey, like you can on the train. But of course, the police won’t show balance by searching trains, whose staff will happily sell you cans at an inflated price.

Perfectly legally.

Nope, its just buses who get the attention.

As the law stands, they can board the bus and penalise the driver and other occupants, and its an easy collar for them.

So when they write up their reports it looks like they’ve performed a necessary service and kept the civilian population safe from hordes of rampaging drunks.

Yet when the same supporters travel to Europe, arrests are non existent and trouble is rare. And there is no shortage of drink.

Football is the only event where drinking beforehand is outlawed.

Football is the only event which has its own anti social behaviour laws.

There has never been anyone in a position of power in the game to stand up for its paying customers, and as a result, successive administrations have seen them as an easy target, one which admittedly has its problems, one which improves arrest figures if not conviction rates and a chance to see hundreds of policemen on the streets, which gives a false indication of how much they actually interact with the community, by allowing them out in numbers at weekends, when they could be doing something useful instead.

Joe Public likes to see coppers on the street. It makes him feel safe. It makes him feel they are close at hand should his car get stolen or his house broken into.

A feeling , of course, that soon disappears should you ever get your car stolen or your house broken into.

Be careful out there today, they would love to make themselves better by keeping the locals safe, even though they aren’t actually in any danger.

 

A look into the cost of supporting a football team lends credibility to the idea that fans simply want to enjoy the game, with or without a beer, and thats something that is overlooked by the police, and shamefully not argued by the SFA.

A BBC report goes into more detail..

As in previous years, the seventh edition of the BBC study looked into the cheapest and most expensive matchday and Season Tickets, cheapest and most expensive away ticket prices, as well as pies, cups of tea, programmes, junior and adult shirts but for the first time the 232 clubs polled across Europe were also asked about special ticket prices for fans aged between 16-24.

The study this year found that in the Premiership the average price in all eleven pricing categories had risen, after most had fallen between 2015 and 2016 and the average cheapest Season Ticket now costs £302.42 which is up from £293.83 last season. Seven clubs raised prices this term, with only Ross County providing a reduction.

The lowest home matchday prices are slightly up however on average for the second year running, rising from £21.25 to £21.90 and the average cheapest away ticket also spikes from £21.58 to £22.83.

In terms of shirts, the average adult shirt rising by £2 to £46.58 with a junior shirt rising £1.50 to £36.25.

Other headline news for the Premiership shows that the cheapest Season Ticket comes at Hamilton with a price of £180, with Rangers selling the most expensive Season Ticket at £660.

Rangers also sell the most expensive adult shirt at £54.99, but the most expensive junior shirt falls to Celtic and Aberdeen with a price of £40.

Hearts and Motherwell boast the cheapest single matchday ticket at £19, with Hearts also taking the cheapest away ticket at £19 as well.

The most expensive single matchday ticket is £49 for Celtic and Rangers, both home and away at Old Firm clashes.

The most expensive pie falls to Aberdeen at £2.70, with Rangers taking £2.50 for a tea. Celtic, Hearts and Rangers are most expensive for programmes at £3.50.

As the data is sifted through, the above link will lead you to club specific information, but as ever, Vital Football will give a club by club breakdown in the coming days.

Thats an awful lot of money coming into one industry. Any other industry would have some sort of voice to protect the consumer…and not put up with the government and the police using them to beef up their popularity ratings.

Former Celtic scout David Moss is someone you wouldn’t want in the dock with you…he spoke about when Everton rang him to ask about Moussa Dembele…

“Everton were a club who phoned me up about him. They said: ‘David, what do you think?’ I said: ‘Don’t even blink, don’t even think about it, sign him. It’s a no-brainer’,” 

“If you really know your football you know he should have been signed.

“Back in the summer Moussa had a hamstring injury – clubs could possibly have got him for £20million or £25million. If you get Moussa Dembele for £30million now you have won a watch.”

Everton shouldn’t be too disappointed. They have won a watch, and can watch him as often they like.

 

Meanwhile, the east end of Glasgow is a little darker tonight…

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Engineers have finally found a way to turn off one of the big screens at Celtic Park.

It’s been taken down, soon to be replaced by a newer one which comes with an on/off switch.

The stadium manager tweeted yesterday…

That’s the old west stand screen away. 

At least, we think its  being replaced. Buchanan may well have been telling us its been stolen, as thieves take advantage of the fact the police are all hiding in bushes at the side of the road  to Dingwall.

And there’s something else thats criminal as well…Celtic haven’t had a penalty awarded in the league this season yet…

Given the amount of time the players spend in the opposition box thats quite a remarkable statistic…

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Hearts fans should be.

Their club has been refused a safety certificate for their new stand, leaving todays game with Partick Thistle in doubt. Club chief Ann Budge says she’s confident it’ll be alright, but can’t give guarantees.

Whereas these recent pictures from a ground in Glasgow suggest she just went to the wrong lodge for approval..

Sadly, they were warned a long time ago…by one of their own and took no notice.

That was in 2004, and they wouldn’t listen.

They never do.

Yesterday we had this picture for your perusal…

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Caption Ann Summers first sale leaves one satisfied and several hospitalised 

Today…

 

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highseastim
6 years ago

Anytime we come down to Celtic Park from the North East we get rid of our “cargo”, if there’s any left at Perth( hidden in a secluded space) and pick it up on the way back. Anyway me and the wife escaped to Tenerife for a week yesterday after a hard couple of months, I’ll be finding a quiet bar to watch the game at lunchtime, and it’ll be up to the hoops bar in Los Christianos on Wednesday for the PSG game, owned by Moray Emerald stalwart “Stevie Hoops”!!

Hendy67
6 years ago

‘Both home and away at ol# firm clashes!’
No been to one them in about 6years!!

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Yes,well done Bhoys.I told you that some of the guys working on Budge’s new stand were not amused at her moving on stance and matters were in their hands.Fine workmanship big man.Drinks on me when we meet up.UTR.

Tam the tim
6 years ago

Bet the polis will be searching the buses of the rugger buggers heading to murrayfield to-day. That’ll be the day.
HH

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Ralph,sense of entitlement? Four or five goal win,strikers vying for hat tricks,thank goodness you are not going overboard.Expect to win and enjoy the match but don’t wind up the opposition (except for so called) is my mantra.Don’t hear PSG saying they’re going to pump us etc.
Weather forecast isn’t good and tricky fixture.We’ll see how it goes. Signed Parks of Dundee,Hamilton…..

jpm 88
6 years ago

Caption : I’m sorry I called you a “bear”, you’re a tim ,you’re a tim:)

Nice Ovcharka Ralph , I’ve got 2 of them. (That’s the dog , not the woman 😉 unfortunately) 🙂

Puggy67
6 years ago

Just walking the dog on a wee holiday in Perth and found 100 cans in the woods. DANCER.

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: The Magic Roundabout Live: Florence explains the difference between small and faraway to Dougal.

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption …
Big dug = not forced perspective

New club =skewed perspective

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: Bernie Winters Bobby maintains his graveside vigil.

6 years ago

stewarding is better

Hahaha..best joke this week

6 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

Desi,
Did a steward not throw a PLASTIC bag of sand onto a flare recently lol?

6 years ago

Poor first half. Armstrong and McGregor strugglng we cant get down the flanks only Tierney making headway.
Im sure Brendan wont be happy with the showing so far.
Second half can only get better.

6 years ago

Stonewall pen not given again

6 years ago

Caption: Now that is the dogs bollocks.

6 years ago

Not good enough in the first half, pace & quality of passing and movement needs lifted.
Fingers fucking out…..

COYBIG

rebus67
6 years ago

This game could go either way. Celtic have made one chance where they should have been given a penalty as McG was kicked on the foot as he was about to shoot.

Only McG of the front four are in this game. Forest simply passes the ball backwards when he gets it and had a lazy first half. One eye on Paris?
RC are dangerous in the air in our box. They will create chances this way.

Our stars are in defence so far but we have the extra quality to get the goals. RC have played as well as they can.

Apart from the penalty miss, the ref is having a good game.

I suspect the plan was to have the game won by half time to rest players. It did not happen.

Rebus

6 years ago

Bernie winters daughter proudly shows of her new Puppy…..’Schnorbrits out now’

rebus67
6 years ago

A hard fought result. RC were worth a draw. Celtic not at their best. Too many players did not show up. Sinclair, Dembele were ineffective. Armstrong worked hard as usual but could not get the telling pass.

I’ll take the win and thank the Gods of football,

Rebus

6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Rebus,
Sinclair’s form is a bit of a concern, not a great pitch today but that’s not an excuse.
We need to get Scott flying again!

HH

maryhillbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

How were Ross county worth a draw, solid defensive performance helped by very lax refereeing does not a point make!

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

ross county deserved fuckall but a coupla sendings aff

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

MaryH,

RC were solid defensively and afforded Celtic very few clear chances. They also missed a gift of a header late in the game when they should have scored. Don’t be blind to the other team on the park. It takes two to make a game of it and RC did that. Sure they do not have the quality of player that Celtic has, but they fought for every ball, while still getting up the park upon occasion.

It could easily have finished as a draw.

Rebus

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

pish

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie,

Not at the moment, but certainly later!

Rebus

6 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Rebus,
I agree, well said!

6 years ago

Thank the lord for that!
Tough game today but the Celts prevail, should have had a clear penalty, still…..onwards we go !
Well done Brendan & the players!

Leigh Griffiths? Outstanding son!

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

A world class strike from Leigh to bail us out. Thank fuck for that. Quite a few players off the boil today although the playing surface did us no favours. Credit to Ross County for making it hard for us and
I’m just happy to get the 3 points in the end. All three substitutes had a strong impact on the game. Looking forward to PSG now and, although I don’t expect a great result, I’ll settle for a decent performance.

HH

charlie
6 years ago

gordon lustig boyata tierney forrest brown armstrong mcgregor sinclair dembelli and griff ……cmon weel frighten the shit ooty europe on wednesday COYBIG

charlie
6 years ago

caption ffs ralph things are tough enough i hope yoov no geid mike the crackpot fermer ideas aboot the size ae his watchdugs we normally stick his watchdugs in oor back pockets he he

charlie
6 years ago

ma tips fur the boxin the night wee paddy wins jamie the mexican conlans got a hard fight but a think if he boxes the guy he wins anaw but yon guy can dig the guy hoos fightin frampton isnae a mug and at 25-1 is worth a bet

class of 88
6 years ago

Someone needs to let the stadium manager know it’s the Jock Stein stand and next Sunday at hampden I’ll be in the Jock Stein end. Though he may not be interested in my where abouts he should know the stadium he manages.

6 years ago

Ralph,

I am right behind you when it comes to cops. That way I can sneak off while you are getting arrested. The polis and the refs are simply ruining the game. One lot see offences that are just not there and the other can’t see foul play right in front of their noses. Anyway, I hate leaving you on a sour note, so “Ev’ni’n all!”

Caption: (The picture requires scrutiny or this is just stupid)
“There now boy, I have sown all four dead bits of you back together and now you look just like a brand new bear”.

H H

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

What a free kick,brilliant.Team,very poor.Knew it would be tight.Nice to see KT get a good dig in.Let them know you’re not going to be “done” if refs won’t protect you.Has Sinclair ever been substituted? Guy just doesn’t look happy….Bring on the PSG,probably four or five Signed Ralph Keevins….

charlie
6 years ago

hamilton down to ten men and 6 and a half hours extra time can the zombies win ……..a dont think so ha ha ha ha ha

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Congratulations to so called and the bottle merchants,no matter how bad we are,you are much worse.Will have a cheerier night out tonight.Thanks Agent Murty and under achiever McInnes….

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Ross were not at the races, the mason in the middle allowed them to pull/kick/cheat. A good result after the break, Leigh’ s free kick unsaveable.
Bus drivers being punished for allowing a bottle of beer on a bus, says it all about our pathetic police force.
Caption
I told you not to eat that caravan, just bark.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

cartvale i concur but yer captions no as good as mine ha ha KTF

highseastim
6 years ago

Poor game today, couldn’t believe Dembele stayed on for the 90,worst player in the team for me today. Results coming in have fair made my day though, the zombies will now be wanting the powers that be to spend lavishly non a new manager, only problem is they ain’t got no money!!LOL

charlie
6 years ago

aberdeen need tae get rid ae that tactical genious a wonder were heel end up ha ha ha ha ha ha

Mike Annis
6 years ago

Caption: Certain football fan takes literally accusation that she’s milking it for all she’s worth.

charlie
6 years ago

that mug mc canns gonny need the masons rules to save dundee

charlie
6 years ago

mc cann and mc innes ……..whose the daftest ha ha ha ha ha

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

Great to see the huns get stuffed again but Moult will be really buzzing after that double today. Hopefully big Boyata will sort him oot in the Cup final next Sunday.

HH

charlie
6 years ago
charlie
6 years ago

heers a wee reminder for leo varadkar when heees dealin wae the torybhoys

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie
charlie
6 years ago

weered aint life grand

6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

It’s hard to get a signal down a trench m8 😉

6 years ago

Weered,
How goes it comrade? Just about to take the Hound out for his Saturday night Hun Patrol.
Celtic got out of Jail a bit today,with Griffiths’s sublime free kick.
One of those days where the usual quality was not quite there, collecting maximum points on days like these win you leagues though.

Was happy to see Hamilton win at the crumbledome but i took more interest if not pleasure, with Aberdeen losing at home.

The Huns are a comedic, hideous sideshow now, an insignificance.

HH

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

How did Ciftonville do today?

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Pedro should have never went near them, he is better out of it!

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

Greetings Weered and Charlie. A night for celebration so hope you have a good one. Ah’m aff oot in a while masel furra wee bevvy!

charlie
6 years ago
charlie
6 years ago
charlie
6 years ago
charlie
6 years ago

see that griff hees some kid

charlie
6 years ago

bobby lennox imho is the best player i ever seen playing for celtic and the best complement a can gei griff is sometimes he reminds me ae um

Puggy67
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Lennox is a legend. In those days excellence could be under the radar. How much money would the buzz bomb be worth these days?

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie,

Lennox was a good player….very fast with a hard shot. Usually managed to hit in low. His ball control was not the finest, tho’.

You cannot have seen many players if you think he is the finest. Murdoch, Wallace and Jinky wete all ahead of him in my opinion. However, we do agree that he was a fine player, tho’

Rebus

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

rebus have yer opinion but yer rang

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

rebus if ye wooda asked jinky or bobby imho they woulda sayd pish

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie is my darling, my darling,
The young chevalier!

Keep telling it as you see it,

Rebus

charlie
6 years ago
charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

atelt yees hees the best celtic have ever seen in oor lifetime but sometimes a watch jinky and murdoch and a think

Thomas O'Donnell
6 years ago

Today was the day to fishing the unbeaten record. Huns, Dons and Hibs lose. And losing to Owen Coyle wouldn’t be a disaster. I would hate the record to go at Ibrox or a cup final. Never a good place to lose but any bhoys have any suggestions as where it would hurt the least to lose the unbeaten record?

6 years ago

Should never contemplate defeat m8

BondiBrian
6 years ago

Thomas. Why would we want ti contemplate a Celtic defeat? Enjoy it while it lasts, then we might realise what a fantastic achievement it was. Some goal by Griff. 3 points, off the boil Celts. Results else where went oor way. This how it feels to be Celtic.

6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Thomas,
Amsterdam would be a good place to lose it…see what i did there?

6 years ago

Agent Murty, report back to H.Q. immediately for further instructions……and a bowl. Out!

6 years ago

So it’s onto Paris next for our hooped heroes, what do we do now then? Do we go with our strongest line up & try to get something from the game, or do we play our fringe players & rest the first choice players for the cup final?

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Not ” rangers ” then 🙂

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Why not, they have just beaten the most succesful club in the world cough cough..after all.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Play fringe players against a rampant PSG in Paris. Oh aye, that’ll work oot well. Possible double figure defeat week afore a cup final. Deary deary me.

6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Do you not get tired of yourself? I mean to troll as much as you do takes a bit of effort like.

Fuckwit

6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

I thought you were ignoring me? But you can’t do it…..

6 years ago

Weered,
Was it Craig Whyte?

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

a like um

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