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Celtic Diary Friday November 10: It’s Going To Be A Long Weekend

There was international football last night for those of you who like that sort of thing.

Keiran Tierney seemed to like it. He was made Scotland captain for the friendly against the dutch, and slotted in at centre half as well.

That means he is well on his way to becoming the complete defender. Or being demoted to utility player, depending on the way you think.

Malky Mackay will not be considered for the job as Scotland manager, according to Stewart Regan, which means he starts as soon as it can be announced when no one is looking.

Regan came out from under his rock yesterday and commented on a few things, mostly the fact that Hampden Park might not be used for internationals any more.

Which, of course, could simply be the opening shot in negotiations over the price of the new lease, with the current one running out in 2020.

Given his previous lack of competence in financial matters, however, thats unlikely, and whilst offering to take the game around the country, he could be merely paving the way for a move to Hampden on a more permanent basis for a club who have a few problems with their own place. That is, it’s falling down, they don’t own it and the landlords are desperate to sell.

Or not.

If Regan told me the sun was out, I’d be looking for a shop that sold brollies and wellies.

However, Regans words mean nothing to the likes of Tierney, or any of the other players who played for Scotland last night. Calum MacGregor made his first start, and others were promoted to give them a taste of international football.

Including Ryan Jack, who carried the banner for “rangers “, which may have put a few hundred on the gate.

For these kids, playing for their country is an honour, no matter what we think of the SFA.

“It was an incredible feeling. When the gaffer told me I was surprised because I’m so young but it was a great feeling.

“I had a hint a few days ago but Malky told me on Wednesday. It’s a massive honour. I’ve captained club and country and it doesn’t get much better than that.

“It’s crazy, I just try to work hard, keep level-headed, that’s all I can do. Where it takes me it takes me.”

It certainly won’t do him any harm.

As for Mackay, he claimed to have “seen the future of Scottish football “..though he must have been surprised to find Regan doesn’t want him to be part of it.

Back at the ranch, and Celtic have announced their annula donation to Poppyscotland, which is presumably part of the Earl Haig fund, which used to collect money for servicemen and their families.

I suppose having all these different parts mean that there’s plenty of jobs to go around for those who run these things.

AS we approach a weekend of Remembrance, Celtic is pleased to announce that it has once again made another substantial contribution to the work of Poppyscotland – and for the seventh consecutive year will be supporting the charity with a donation of £10,000. 

Oddly enough, the money isn’t all going to servicemen and their families…

The donation will help fund a new educational initiative, The Moving Poppy, planned as a free-to-access mobile unit, comprising a mini poppy factory, micro-museum and learning facility.

Scheduled to tour Scotland from late 2018, it is conceived as a unique legacy to commemorate the end of the First World War, and the on-going importance of Remembrance. Thereafter, it will focus on the impact of more recent conflicts.

The unit will concentrate on delivering learning and community-based activity, along with volunteer recruitment and welfare advice and signposting, to remote communities out with the Central Belt, with a particular focus on the Borders, the Highlands and Islands, disadvantaged areas and BEM/interfaith communities.

It will offer equality of access to all Poppyscotland’s services no matter where in Scotland individuals are based, and with an estimated 120 annual schools’ visits and 50,000 visitors, will increase awareness and understanding of the charity’s work

Actually, I’ve got a better idea. As I suggested the other day, which will bring real education to children of all ages.

Put the names everyone above the age of fourteen  name into a hat. Pull out a million or so of those names, maybe just send them a wee letter telling them of their good fortune.

Then dig a big hole in a field. say about a hundred miles long and thirty to forty feet deep.

And fill it with water to about halfway, before forcing the lucky winners to spend four years there.

Maybe the military could join in, firing artillery shells at them for an hour or two every few days, before asking them to walk slowly towards a couple of machine gun posts.

That, rather than all this poppy nonsense, would give them a true idea of the sacrifice made  a hundred years ago.

And it would certainly make people think before picking out which of the world’s oil producing nations is the next to be converted to democracy.

Meanwhile, I couldn’t give a toss if someone wears a poppy or not. Its up to them.

I’ll do my usual bowing of my head in respect and remembrance at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month.

Which might not be enough for some fanatics…

They’re watching you…

 

Lightening up a wee bit, and over on the other side of the river, those indefatigable supporters have put their heads together and come up with some more money making schemes..

Alright, there are a few little breaks from reality in there, such as the spirit that saved the club, and this idea about the size of their fanbase, but at least he’s trying to do something.

Though the replies are perhaps not of the quality he would have wished for, but i think they’re great..

Er, raise money for charity and split the cash ? I vaguely remember they already tried that…

The charities watchdog has strongly criticised trustees of the Rangers Charity Foundation after cash raised at a match went to the football club.

The fundraising game between Rangers Legends and AC Milan Glorie took place after the club entered administration.

After doubts the game would go ahead, trustees gave the club control of match income – a decision which cut the charity’s profit share by £191,430.

 

One guy, however, was a little more realistic in assessing another option

 

Recently there was talk-not much of it , to be fair- that Mike Ashley was about to take the club over and plough his millions into it…and yet there may be something in that, based on this item spotted in a sports Direct outlet, which gives an idea as to how gullible Ashley reckons the gullibillies are..

Just think of the tat he can offload by simply rebadging it….I bet he has.

 

It’s Friday, and as you know, it’s time to name the Etims

Knob Of The Week 

The BBC , a publicly funded broadcaster forced to compete against commercial rivals, stooped to their level this week.

What should be an impartial organisation gave the go ahead for a reporter, who now and again opens up a story before closing it down again, presumably in case someone throws a stone at his windows, to castigate the tax and business affairs of a foreign national who doesn’t pay any taxes in Britain, largely because he doesn’t live here, work here or own outright any businesses here.

but he does have shares in Celtic, a lot of shares, but not enough to be the owner.

Mark Daly used that most flimsy of premises to doorstep Dermot Desmond on his way to a football match, and viewers were left wondering what he was trying to prove.

Daly himself wasn’t sure, but it made for a great soundbite with a  shot of Celtic Park framed around the reporter as he burbled on about tax issues which were perfectly legal and sod all to do with this country-or the club in the picture behind him.

Indeed, there are a number of people on the BBC payroll who could have perhaps told him the difference between good tax arrangements and bad ones…perhaps they refuse to sit with him in the canteen..

So, Mark Daly of the BBC, for quite possibly the most blatant piece of using a non story to suit either a personal or corporate agenda, you are this weeks Etims

 

Image result for Mark Daly Dermot Desmond

Knob Of The Week 

He joins a long and talentless list of gophers who have held this award, and that in itself is an indictment of the quality of investigative journalism in Scotland..

 

The picture we showed you on Wednesday

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Bognorbhoy November 8, 2017 at 8:39 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption..
Ok Derek if you take the job the gap you’ve got to bridge is about this size .. 

today, one for the older generation..

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6 years ago

PoppyScotland…a fully integrated unit of the Royal British Legion no less.

Nice timely piece on news last night asking why the Armed Forces are targetting certain Schools / school areas and revisiting so many of the same “deprived area” schools. They have even been asking for stats to clarify the poor school areas.
Cue man in medals denying its “recruiting” despite taking Recruitment Officers to such gigs and worse of all were the pictures showing soldiers allowing Primary School kids to “play” with real Army rifles.

Ho-fucking-rrific

Konrad
6 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

So Celtic are helping foot the bill for the ‘Moving P(r)oppyganda’. Let’s brainwash some young innocents into fighting some more illegal wars for the establishment. Bastards.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Konrad

Desi, Just seen your reply on yesterdays Diary, that wouldn’t surprise me, it seems to me that anything is possible with the cretins at the SFA, i’m just waiting to find out the next big assist that they will give to the dark side, they have their hands in their pockets and coming up..empty. Nothing will surprise me nothing.
The Souness EBT the hidgidyy makidgiry that went on with M.Balls transfer at Everton, the Malky McKay statement, anything and everything.

Wolfiebhoy
6 years ago

In a desperate bid for funding,the SFA bid for the next winter Olympic.

Wolfiebhoy
6 years ago

Olympics.

6 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/celtic-speed-past-maleys-record/

Celtic’s pace and movements was too much for an out of form St Johnstone. And records were broken.

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

Caption

Hampden suits take whitewash to new extremes.

highseastim
6 years ago

Been a hard 24 hours for me as mother finally gave in to that bloody awful cancer, you wouldn’t let your pet go through that, at last she is free of pain.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Commiserations highseastim, my brother succumbed to that shitey disease at 18, to watch my family go through the pain of watching him wither away……awful.
God Bless your Mother. Chin-up.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

highseastim,
Sorry to hear of your loss, God bless you & your family today!
🙁

Pat Higney
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

God bless you and your family at this sad time Highseastim.

Konrad
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

May Eternal Rest shine upon her & may she rest in peace.

God Bless.

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Highseason,

Sorry to hear your news. I lost my mother 4 years ago and had a similar experience with the medical system as you have had.

Remember your mother left many footprints behind, including you as one of them. When you look in the mirror some day you will see her looking back at you. When you look in your thoughts, she will always be there.

You will feel better sometime soon,

Rebus

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

highseastim,

Prayers for your mum. May she rest in peace. Will remember her at mass tomorrow and special service for the dead on Sunday.

God bless and take care,

H H

maryhillbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Sympathies for your lost

Puggy67
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Condolences to you and your family

Kenny
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Sorry to hear about your loss mate a horrible horrible disease

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

highseastim thoughts and prayers wae you and yours mate

highseastim
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Thanks for all your messages,been a tough day organising things with my brothers, we’ve been sharing some special memories at the same time.

Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Sorry for your loss, deepest condolences.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Condolences.

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  highseastim

Sorry to hear of your loss.
Thoughts and prayers with you abd your family tonight.

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: Robbie Fowler has a wet dream.

5TB
6 years ago

How big is the pitch? We could sell 12 inch of grass with a Cert of ownership, at £100 a pop!

FFS brilliant!

New age hybrid ash and shingle surface on the way?

Next appeal? Broken bottle donations for the high tech pitch?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  5TB

5TB,
It certainly won’t be a bottle of mouthwash!!

5TB
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You need teeth for mouthwash!

mike
6 years ago

I thought that Ntchams free-kick goal for the French under 21s was one of the finest that I ever had the pleasure to witness..Nakaesque!
The way he looked after he hit it and scored was so…laid-back that I thought that he had gone to sleep.
When I watched the Scottish game…I did fall asleep, although to be fair…I wis tired. K.T. was brilliant, the ball he hit to Fraser when he first came on was brilliant, an outstanding performance from an outstanding player, the rest…well it was…forgettable.
When I look back at past Celtic teams, big Tam aside, we have struggled to find left-fitted players, now we have a plethorria plethorria fuck it a…lot.
Great Diary Ralphy, enjoyed it and was ready to post, “Why don’t they set up a charity and then half-inch the money” but they and you beat me to it. God Bless the Tic. S.C. (Stevie Chalmers).

Cortes
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

We know what you meant:

https://youtu.be/-mTUmczVdik

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

HAHAHA, Watch yoursell Carmen, He has that evil look in his….ahem.
😉

mike
6 years ago

My post flew oor the cuckoos nest, I’m hoping that naebody shoots it doon.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Too late, i have it on a roll & about to eat the cunt…speckled Jim?

Monti
6 years ago

Hampden Park IS the national stadium, this fucking nonsense about moving away from there to other stadiums has to be the final nail in Regan’s fucking coffin.
I don’t want to see International home matches anywhere other than Hampden park.
Regan say’s ” it’ll cost millions to remain at Hampden & require external funding “?
Is that not part of your job you cunt, to go and bring finance into the Scottish game?
You are a useless fucking twat Regan, fuck off!

Hampden has it’s issues but it has to be central to the International game here, what they should have done was knock the whole fucking thing down & build a 60 or 70,000 Stadium to be proud of….instead of puting shit seats on the terracing, narrow minded cunts who don’t give two fucks about the game other than tbeir fucking own self serving positions, get them tae fuck.
They are ucking the game up so much that we can’t even have a fucking national stadium.
Look at Wembley, the Aviva and Millennium stadiums?
Scotland? It’s fucking criminal & we need t get these cunts out of office!

The SFA are ” in talks with Celtic and ra….” fuck off an keep fucking off!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

f

5TB
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Well said Monti.

The older I get in this country, the more I realise nothing will ever change.

Nothing.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  5TB

5TB,
The game here is broken, it’s heartbreaking to see this shite unfold.

Tex
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,
Could not agree more ,well said ,send a copy to Reagan the dickhead.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

monti the vermin are up to something it will be huns to hampden or scotland to ibrox and pay to fix the roofs a kin smell it

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Yep!

bawsman
6 years ago

highseastim, condolences, may your mum now RIP.

Pat Higney
6 years ago

Caption: BBC/ Level 5 poster promoting the 2012/2013 upcoming SPL season, without ‘ra bears!!

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago

Sevco fans trying to raise money is the ultimate irony when they have Super Rich Dave King to fund the shit show. Whoops he’s “penniless” according to verified public court testimony. The delusion that they “saved” the club and have the worlds largest fan base are two reasons that they will sink into administration again and possible liquidation 2 – now that’s a sequel I’d like to see. They collectively fail to grasp their own reality. The very fact they are coming up with crackpot ideas to raise cash ought to concern them no end! I have an idea for them. Invest in jelly and ice cream companies and soon enough you’ll see some gains

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Broxburnbhoy

Broxburnbhoy,
It won’t be ” Administration again “, it’ll be the first time Sevco have went into administration!

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Fair point you are right

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  Broxburnbhoy

TBH ah occasionally go on they hun sites for a laugh, I’d be surprised if the comments in Ralphs piece were written by anyone oot their teens. Then again,buckum.

Bob Cobb
6 years ago

“Summer football finally goes ahead in Dingwall”

mike
6 years ago

Caption, In the days of black and white pictures, Engerland play Engerland in their all white strips, as usual naebody could see a fuckin thing.

Arsene Parcelie
6 years ago

Caption:
“Oh Hampden in the snow
Whit was the score 60 years ago?
T’was the day that Celtic won
The diddy cup against the Huns”

George Lazenbhoy
6 years ago

Pensioner Bhoy recounts his childhood memories of playing football during the ice age

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago

GL

On many a day like this………and the only orange balls were in trouser legs at Ibrox 🙂

H H

Monti
6 years ago

Hahahaha!

BondiBrian
6 years ago

Ah remember in the 70’s bein at Easter road on a Wednesday night and it was Baltic, actually that cauld it was painful. Thing we do ti see the Tic, eh.

Matt
6 years ago

Caption….Another whitewash at Hampden.

Hail Hail

Matt

flinker
6 years ago

This picture reminds me of the game at cathkin against Thirds
We had a big turnout even though it was snowing
we were all in the ground waiting for the k.o,when they announced the game was abandoned and our money refunded.
Lots of people were,nt happy so we had a pitch invasion and of course a big snowball fight went on for quite a time.
I went to Holyrood school just across the road, and on the monday at four we were all lined up at the boys gate to get your ninepence back.
About ninety pc werent at the game and the other ten pc probably got lifted over any way.
I was only game to go through twice,but others went throughlots.
That probably helped Thirds go bust .
They were a tough lot in those days not pampered
with fancy things like seats and cover but not very good kaffliks
Willie Fernie destroyed the huns at ibrox in the
cup,in the snow.They could,nd get the ball off him.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  flinker

flinker,

I didn’t think myself all that tough just that I had nae choice. A wee bit o’ sna’ never held us back. Heavens, I remember once helping to clear it when the straw didn’t quite do its job….it must have been “regan” straw. It was the blustery wind I hated. You ran a hundred yards to take a pass and ended up thirty behind or in front of it. Seen – and played in – games when the water was too deep even for the boat race 🙂

great memmories – TA!

H H

tom campbell
6 years ago
Reply to  flinker

A good memory! I was there too and recall that Thirds and Celtic attempted to play a ‘friendly’ instead of the cup-tie. It was only after that farce started that the pitch was invaded, and a bit later before an announcement of a refund was made. My recollection was that the refunds would be made at Celtic Park, though.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  tom campbell

tom,

I must have been too wee to realise what was going on. Didn’t know about the friendly.

I could not remember the price but I am certain my dad needed to go to C.P. to get his money back too and didn’t because the fare to Parkhead was dearer than the refund – only my da was claiming, because my brother and I had been “gaein’ a lift ower” – and he was such an honest fellow!! 🙂

H H

mike
6 years ago

It was more than a….feeling,
just like a sexual….healing,
a fitba. feeling,
my face it was bealing,
To see the Celtic stroll..away,
canny wait for the next time they…play.

Oh more than a…..feeling,
it was a special…feeling,
the Celtic….appearing,
a fitba. healing.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

mike,

Time you stopped scratching between your legs!!!! 🙂

H H

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

But they are very itchy these…cords. 🙂

Hope you are good auld bhoy, twa masses over the weekend, EH.

The moment I wake up,
before I put on my make-up,
I say a little prayer for…choo.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

mike,

Not boasting but probably will be three and the grave service this weekend. I am on a recruitment drive to get some youngsters involved in churchy things so that I can kick out the oldies that control everything. It is not easy but very rewarding when they respond – both ages. By the way, I am more Holy Willie than really holy in case you thought otherwise. Rather than a ladder to heaven, I am on a greasy pole – not sexual innuendo!!!!!

By the way, wrong cords are often irritating both to the ear and the leg depending where you wear them.

I have to get past long john first and he can be as thick as two planks and as hard 🙂

And, what do you think of that young whippersnapper Lazenby saying I was alive in the ice age. What a frosty remark!

H H

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

Sounds to me like he….isny far behind US. 😉

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

No like Puggy then he could peel a grape with his….feet. 😉

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

I did…reply, but Puggy he can can peel a grape with his toes. 😉

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Like Max Bygraves? 😉

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

He could do with them when he goes to the bar!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Was thinking more David Semen!

mike
6 years ago

Caption.

OH Hampden, Hampden, in the snow,
who are playing we don’t know,
but there’s one thing that you can bet,
The huns will get mair tickets than the Celtic..get.

mike
6 years ago

Caption, SFA spokesman says….”Hell will freeze over before we strip the titles”.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Just off picture is a snowman dressed in sheepskin, hat and scarf with a microphone stuck in him. Archie Mc Pherson does a voiceover saying the referee has cancelled the game due to snow and all the Sportscene staff laugh out loud and retell it at the Klan club later.

portpower
6 years ago

Thank you Mr.and Mrs.Tierney.

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
Scottish, feed`em rice pudding Football Association a plenty.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Mon Australia, 8am kick off here. Dunno if Rogic is playing, or Izzzy.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Izzzy captain no Rogic in starting line up.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Rogic on. Mon Oz.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

0-0. A good result BB,seeing how we were playing on a potrero.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago

Ralph,

Could not give a monkey’s about internationals or where they are played. Hampden is an embarrassment as a national stadium and would almost be like for like for the blue brigade if they moved – a dump. Only the SFA would come up with dustbins in portacabins for toilet facilities and ask you to wade through 20 ft. of piss and slurry to get to the terraces. Of course, certain fans had certain facilities laid on for certain reasons. I wonder how that came about. Besides, such an arena should be stand alone and not belong to any club. It should be at least part funded by government as a showpiece for the nation. But again, like I said, for this would only be because semi-finals and finals need to be catered for. I am sure Mr. Regan will sort it all out.

As for our national broadcaster, its news is as informative as that stadium in the photo – fuck all in it and when it has something, it generally pure shite. I have not watch the new for years. I usually check Al Jazeera to get an holistic view of world affairs. From the little I do glean from the rest, it appears imaginative crap, non-stories or titillating tattle is the order of the day even when some serious stuff is going on in the world.

As for the group with learning difficulties over the river, their condition deteriorates daily. I know even the Lord will find it hard to listen, but I believe the only answer now is prayer or put them down and out of their misery.

I could not give a flying hoot about any of this, but I badly needed a rant. The better half has been keeping both halves this past few weeks. I think she must be reading some of those Ibrox blogs about fundraising and charities and thinks everything we get should be shared between her and her. So, before the steam turns to boiling water, I thought I would let some off and what better place than…….it is like having a Monti.

Caption: “SFA finally accept the efficacy of a White Poppy Day”.

H H

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Pensionerbhoy

PB,
Quite right sir!

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Loved the snippets from the Gullibles, thinking up more dross, oh how King and Murray must laugh
Another idea, is get a cart and horse with balloons and become a rag and bone man giving cash to Sevco
Stupid stupid huns
Justifying their EBT scandal at the latest drivel from the states mouthpiece

Caption
A new idea just in, let’s sell cocaine to the fans.

flinker
6 years ago

Tom C
It was a Thirds home game course in those days they shared the gate money.

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: The Cold Shoulder? A mere flesh wound.

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
Hell`s frozen over.

portpower
6 years ago

sevconians,pray for the next local commonwealth games.

portpower
6 years ago

Daly… another,he`s a good bloke,though he`s a two faced wasp.

Take the wind-up key away.Front them with their nonsense.

Profanity is their comfortable conduct of amusement.

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: A rare picture of the doomed Evening Times ‘spot the teams and crowd’ competition

Monti
6 years ago

Afternoon Portpower,
Riley Mcgree? Is he any good m8?

Missing a few of the old bhoys network m8, hector, Mick, Gortnamona to name a few…..not to forget my friend ‘David’ 🙂

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

G`day Monti,
young Riley Mcgree is a skillful battler of a player.I`d put him up there with Callum McGregor`s level. He loves to play the game.

Ralph wrote about him a few months ago.

I miss the learned interpretations from Paul McConville.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Aye m8, those were the days!

mike
6 years ago

It was…more than a feeling,
it was the onions I wis peeling,
my een they were streaming,
I knew I was dreaming,
I was on my knees kneeling,
staring up at the ceiling,
my heart was revealing,
but my faith it was healing,
wee Charlie wis stealing,
he left me right reeling,
but I’m no unfeeling,
dealing and wheeling,
it was very revealing,
drinking tea it Darjeeling,
the wean it was squealing,
its nappy concealing,
it wis bealing, minging, stinking.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

tony cunterinho

well well well. One of Celtics worst ever players is coming out and telling us all how shite celtic are.

come on ye denmark

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

dont here anyone from wonderful wonderful denmark calling celtic shite.

fuck these cunterino boys you danes…

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Weered,
Ignore this thick cunt………and Can’tscorino!

mike
6 years ago

We hold it right tight,
up for a fight,
every Saturday night,
then out like a light,
with Red Biddy, Red Red Biddy,

It gies you a riddy,
Red Biddy, Red Red Biddy,
steady the buffs,
theres never enough,
of Red Biddy.

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption…

In best David Attenborough voice…

And if you look closely enough you may catch sight of the scottish white elephant

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Pensionerbhoy….”those with learning difficulties across the river” ?
Get a grip mate.

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

So do you think those across the river have learned a lot and are now acting on what they learned?

charlie
6 years ago

caption– in days of old –when bhoys were bold –and they had balls of iron –the huns would chase patsy gallagher roon –and cry my fuck is he never tyerin ………………beat that mikeybhoy ya kiddon poet ha ha ha ha

charlie
6 years ago

monti the vermin are up to something its either the huns to hampden or scotland to ibrox after the sfa pay for roof repairs you know it makes sense

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago

The SFA are definitely trustable about as far as you could throw them collectively. I think that Scotland needs a national Stadium for football and other purposes. Maybe time to buy out Queens Park. Knock down the stadium and build a brand new stadium. Purpose built and up to the very latest standards for comfort and concessions including beer. Build a hotel and conference facilitates as well so people can stay over for games. I also think the Scottish government can help fund it as a key part on infrastructure and a showpiece stadium which could host UEFA and FIFA events. It’s time to think big and invest in the future.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Broxburnbhoy

broxburnbhoy that sounds a lot like paradise …..

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

and the blazers can pay us rent

mike
6 years ago

Charlie’s song!!

We’el greet again,
don’t know where, don’t know wwwhen,
but I ken we’el greet again shom shunny….day. he he he.

btw I said that oan yesterdays Dales Diary, wake up charliebhoy and catch-up. You ken that yoo want toooo.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

a never look back mike ……..thats how ye get caught ha ha ha ha

Doc
6 years ago

Caption: Club regrets hiring Frank McAvennie as groundskeeper.

charlie
6 years ago
charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

aye …but wits the company saying ha ha ha ha

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

HAHAHA ya rascal, its saying….we are skint. gies a loan meester.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Referring to anyone as having learning difficulties betrays an ignorance that is unbecoming of this site. I know what PB meant but I think that was the wrong phrase. To answer you B.B. no I don’t think they have learned, some of them maybe but always a mug to take their place if they give up their season ticket.Their team is only the manifestation of their outdated thinking and kulture the same as ours is for most that is right thinking and decent.
We come down to their level usiing phrases like that.
Check out Frank Stephens addressing Capitol Hill on YouTube

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Steve, There is NO-ONE more interested in people young or old, or who gives up his time so freely for his Christian belief and especially for the betterment of youth. He is an example to us all in a murky, taudry World. We are ALL guilty at some point on all kinds of communication forms of using the wrong words or phrases that can be taken completely out of context. The very last thing that he would wish for, is to upset anyone or to utilise the wrong phraseology, against anyone period.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Steve I did reply, knowing the man the last thing that he would want to do is for his post to either be taken out of context or for it to be regarded as insulting….to anyone.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

steve ma teacher said a had learning difficulties ……….noo a lettum wash ma car when hees skint ha ha ha ha aint life funny

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Another thing that is good about this site is satire and piss taking and knowing what someone’s means without becoming holier than thou about it. If we get all PC about everything we will be unable to have the lively banter that is a key part of this site too. While I understand exactly wher you realize coming from we routinely refer to our friends over the river in many rude and satirical ways. This occasionally may touch a situation perhaps close to our personal situations or acquaintances. Anyway understand and also at the same time a little bit of perspective is good based on the context of how we relate to the over the river crowd

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Broxburnbhoy

broxburnbhoy ive read that twice and still canny make heid nor tail ae it ……….are you a lawyer

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Naw but I’ve met a few!

mike
6 years ago

charliebhoy has a heart of gold,
of the Glasgow Celtic he is sold,
when he meets a hun he will scold,
who the best team is they will be told,
Watch oot there’s a fire, in the hold!!

Comedy gold for charlies….delectation.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Cheers Mike. Re,ember a guy on t.v who was blind saying
he started out as “blind”, then visually impaired, then sight impaired and then “unsighted” Said the last one made him sound like a referee !

Puggy67
6 years ago

Some ideas to replace Hampden. Build it on the battlefield of Bannockburn. Some will say sacrilege but Wembley apart it’s the last place we humped the English. Build it in Jamaica. A long trip for supporters but sublime grass. Knock down Ibrox and build them a state of the art stadium to share..wait a minute…nurse!

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