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Celtic Diary Sunday October 15: Title Race Hots Up

We found the flag !

And it was exactly where someone left it.

The Lennon CSC held its annualish contribution to the ailing drinks industry last night, amd all went well, and lots of money was raised for the Macari Shelter in Stoke on Trent.

We’re not sure how much, but the treasurer says he’ll let us know as soon as he gets back from his six month world cruise.

Anyone who has registered an interest in contributing will get an email today, and a form from the police to fill in.

The highlight of the night was hearing how our special guest lived the dream .. from a schoolboy who got the bus to training to being a part of a more than decent reserve side before breaking into the first team…his story of his debut against Rangers is a delight…and eventually becoming manager had more than a few of us stepping into his shoes as we listened.

The atmosphere was so relaxed that only one of us wanted to knock fuck out of the DJ who played Penny Arcade “mistakenly”

No prizes for guessing who.

The whole point of the evening was to raise money for the shelter, but in reality, for me, it was fantastic to see all the old faces who , for one reason or another, can no longer travel to the games, and deep down, I’d like to thank them for turning up last night. It was great to see them again.

Most of them said they will travel again soon as long as that fat bastard who does the diary doesn’t go.

While we were out enjoying ourselves, the team beat Dundee 1-0 to keep pace with Aberdeen at the top of the table.

It’s not my position to criticise those who market Scottish football, but the upcoming visit to Pittodrie could well turn out to be the game of the season, and thankfully its on a Wednesday night…

Barry Hearn addresses the Scottish FA Convention 2014

Back in the early days of his Matchroom empire, Barry Hearn had a notion, an idea for an earner, something that would bring in serious amounts of “ban-doos” for his company while portraying his snooker clients as sophisticated men of the world.

The smell of success was what he was thinking about. It was October 1984 and Hearn was getting into mass-market masculine toiletries.

There were rivals, of course. But there were also opportunities. So what if Old Spice, Brut and Hi Karate were the established brands. He’d take ’em on. He’d make it happen.

He launched his Matchroom fragrance in a blaze of publicity. “For Men Who Play To Win” was the catchphrase.

Hearn went on television with his new product, had posters on the London underground and adverts on buses. He had his clients going around snooker tournaments with bottles of the stuff, splashing it on and sniffing each other.

When the Scottish Football Association invited Hearn to address their inaugural convention at Hampden on Wednesday, they knew what they were doing. They knew that Hearn wasn’t going to walk in the room and soft-soap the delegates from the 44 clubs represented. The chances were that he was going to give it to them with both barrels, a dose of reality about the real world of sports promotion, right between the eyes.

If there was any doubt about it then he disabused folk right from the get-go. “I’m not an expert on Scottish football,” he told the assembled cast of chairmen, chief executives and committee men and women of all kinds. “Listening to your [financial] figures, doesn’t seem like you are either.” 

I rest my case, m’lord.

Despite the image of a one horse race, it used to be two, but one of the horses died,

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the Scottish top table has two teams battling it out for the title.

With very little fuss, and hardly any publicity, Aberdeen have matched Celtic point for point almost through the first round of fixtures. Including a highly credible 1-0 win yesterday at Easter road.

Maybe it sits uncomfortably with the mainstream media that someone other than “rangers ” is providing the challenge, but theres nowhere near enough focus on the real battle that Celtic have on their hands.

Of course, the papers need to make money, and I was disappointed that the old Thunderer ( The Times ) herself slipped off the track today

Doctors to quiz all patients on their sex lives

It won’t take me long to answer him, but a chap called Harvey Weinstein is also a patient at our place. Hopefully i won’t be in the queue behind him.

Weinstein is now the subject of a lot of publicity after he allegedly told a bunch of famous women they would famous if they slept with him, though we hear its not a breach of contract thing.

And anyay, we all know better than to believe what we read in the papers..

 

I cannot imagine.

‘Penniless’ Rangers chairman Dave King ‘knew the takeover rules’ when he took control at Ibrox

Court is told Ibrox chief doesn’t have ready cash for £11m share offer while it also hears that he was well aware about company law and the 30 per cent rule. 

Hang on…

Rangers director Dave King hit by £250m tax bill after losing tax battle

Tycoon at risk of being jailed for fraud after he drops appeal against court judgment which branded him a “a glib and shameless liar” 

And still the gullibillies believed him…

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Ach,

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so, it’s off to Munich.

Seven o’clockish , Tuesday morning, Birmingham airport, which also happens to be my 28th birthday.

I started counting backwards when I hit 40.

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At least, at my age, the beer is still accessible.

And the Allianz Arena ?

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A fitting stage for two of Europes biggest clubs.

Gossip ? I suppose so. If you like that sort of thing.

Hampden Park cost a lot of money to build, and its the SFA flagship.

So they’ve decided that they don’t want the working class anywhere near it.

Interim my arse.

He’s got the job.

Yesterday, we asked about this..

Doc1888 October 14, 2017 at 9:20 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: The takeover appeals court force Dave King to reveal all of his assets 

Today, can you help us with this ?

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Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Falkirk wheel prototype..?

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

New parking solution when restrictions come in at Celtic park ?

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Wacky racers queue up for a go on the big chute?

Mike Annis
6 years ago

Caption:The new sport of car darts starts to catch on.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption……..

Getting driven up the wall takes on a whple new meaning.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

whole

mike
6 years ago

Caption, Do you know the way to San Hose, SFA style, stacking cars and pumping gas.

Great Diary again Ralphy, C.L. Wednesday…Bayern Munich, Saturday, cup semi-final day against the Hibees, you couldn’y make it up.

Salad Queen
6 years ago

Is this before the wall street crash?

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTKORcr1jhY

This song sums stachan up!

Does anyone remember the genetically challenged Alan Hanson? now there was a slopey forehead if ever there was one…he was so shit he couldnt even ger a game

gordon is a moron … LOVERELY

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

kenny dalglish. The best ever player in the EPL bar fucking none. And I mean none ().

slopey forheaded fuckers.

Scotland…the land of the slopeys

iancelt67
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

think it was first division back then fred

6 years ago

Keep stickin it tit hoonz like HAIL HAIL WE NEED TAE PUT UP SHUTTERS INT GERMANY LIKE

Celtic Mikey
6 years ago

Perhaps we the fans should bend the knee at matches? Malky and the SFA would appreciate that no end.

Devoy45
6 years ago

I think it was Big Jock who once said the measure of a good team is how many 1-0 wins they can grind out. Dundee was that kind of match. I am worried about our sluggish at home form. But people forget we have been down by 2-3 players since August.(Dembele/Boyata/Sviatchenko) and now Brown and Armstrong) We really missed Broonie yesterday.

I think Bayern is back on track. Wednesday will be tough. Can we get a point though?
Does anybody on this Forum think Aberdeen can run us all the way? I don’t think they can because we have greater depth of squad than them once the coming weeks and months see injuries, suspensions and so on but I can’t see the same gap between us and the Sheep as last year. We haven’t really hit our stride yet but are still unbeaten. Also, we took Hayes from them and Christie can’t play against us so in some ways they are weaker than last year. Our visit to Pittodrie on the 25th will be a key match. We need to get Dembele up to fitness. I also think Brendan should surprise them with a new formation or strategy. Thanks Brendan and team for giving us hope and pride.
All the best on Wednesday night lads. All us fans ever require is that you give your all. Respect everybody, fear nobody. In a decent league with decent support, our football authorities would have given us a Sunday cup semi instead of Saturday. Hell, we’ll have just one full day of rest once our bhoys get back to Glasgow airport on Thursday.Hibs will be totally fresh and ready.

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago

We are a team that plays in the highest level Club competition in the world, have a team of internationals playing regularly for their country and we commit to the three competitions in Scotland. That takes a bigger squad and appropriate rest and rotation. Of course the SFA rather than try and help simply pile it on trying their level best to end celtics unbeaten run through a fixtures shambles. I’m happy Brendan brought it up and I would hope Celtic start to make it clear appropriate rest is required to maintain a level playing field not to mention player safety. A little help on fixtures and appropriate time between one game and another would be welcome. Too much to ask for.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Positives and negatives from yesterday and a bigger gamble from the manager given our midweek and run of games. Thing is, we could have been beaten by Dundee who were given plenty of encouragement by the referee and at times slow build movement and passing. It’s coming up to mid October and Dembele still doesn’t look into his stride and Griff looks tired. I fear if Brendan changes it too much after ( or before) a CL game we will be beaten. It will happen eventually of course but let’s not encourage teams to have a go. Got to mentio Glen Kamara their No 8 who was in the middle of much that was creative from them, a good player.

Puggy67
6 years ago

I think Sevco will be breathing down our necks for two reasons this season. Red cards and penalties. Both of which hover around 2/1 with bookies because they can’t do anything else otherwise it’s official. So get your ten bob on that.

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: More bangers than a party at Fernando Ricksens’.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Puggy,
You are aware that the stricken Fernando Ricksen is suffering from the same illness that took Jinky from us?
My girlfriends mother is also in the mid stages battling MND.

So do me a favour shut your fucking mouth!

God bless you Fernando Ricksen!

john young
6 years ago

I liked both of Dundees coloured boys whether it was because we were so bad I don,t know but they looked accomplished players.Our passing was shocking/slow Griff/KT LOOKED FCUKED AND McGregor reverted to the player he was a while back,totally ineffective and unwilling,I thought Gamboa/Boyata were streets ahead for us.

stevie
6 years ago
Reply to  john young

Coloured? Is it 1972?

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  stevie

At least they weren’t bloo…..

iancelt67
6 years ago
Reply to  stevie

pc cops out

6 years ago

This wee stinkin’ cesspit of a nation is run by prawdeez orangemen and those of the clammy claw time 4 the hoopz tae get tae eff oota here HAIl HAIL

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Caption: The cunning plan to allow people in high rise flats to charge their electric cars…..

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Watch Sportscene tonight,just to see De Vries,excellent.Pity about some others.This squad is looking tired/short of match practice and beset with injuries.At least we have a title challenge,better than schooshing it,surely?KTF

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

I see Bayern want about 35,000 tickets for the game at Parkhead because it’s the place to be on a Champions League night.A nice compliment but please guys,don’t be tempted to sell your tickets online.Any trouble will result in Parkhead being shut for at least one Euro game.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Caption: Downloading Pedro’s voice on your satnav isn’t a very good idea….

Janus
6 years ago

Did Lou get any brown envelopes when Shay Given was ‘released’ from Celtic?

mike
6 years ago

Hail Hail The Celts are here, where, there on the shelf,right there, pretty cars with hoods on, well I declare, going…..bbrrrmm, bbrrrmm bbrrrmm, all the time.
Good luck to the Celts in Munchen, went to Hitler’s Lair (the eagles nest, Bertchesgarden) in Bavaria, interesting, very interesting and then we glided doon the slides in the underground salt mines. Salt and Vineger of Heselink came from that area, HAHAHA. Yez gotta, gotta laugh, or ye wid greet. Anyhow, no expecting to much and have enough beer steins to last my life time, so cheers, where everybody kens your name. ( J.J.) Jinky Johnston.

mike
6 years ago

Oh Dixie Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie Deans, Harry Hood and Big Billy, Wee Bertie and all our hero’s especially those who have passed, big Jock the man who forged the modern Celtic. Everyone of them who left a legacy of success and left us with a deep forged love and appreciation of Glasgow Celtic, wonder if they realise just what they left us with. Players like Boabby Murdoch, John Clark, The dentist Jim Craig, Ronny Simpson, my favourits like Boabby, Davie Hay, Tommy Gemmell. We love you Celtic, oh yes we do, we love you Celtic, you ken its troo, we love you Celtic, WE DOOOOOO, oh Celtic we love YOOOOO. COYBIG.

6 years ago

Good luck to the good folk in Ireland this morning stay safe everyone.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

It’s to reach Green and White Glasgow as well,but God looks after his own…..

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