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Celtic Diary Tuesday October 10: Irish Genetic Superiority Earns Two Play Off Places

Well, thats kind of blown a few Presbyterian theories out of the water.

With Gordon Strachan claiming that Scotlands failure to qualify for the World cup play offs down to a gentic problem, the Irish , thanks to a James MacLean goal against Wales, now have two, something no other breed can claim.

Look Out ! Here comes the master race !

Oh hang on, that sort of thing never ends well…

 

And it does rather question some of the old, er, scientific issues of race, evolution and anthropology

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After another Lennon CSc meeting , however, it was decided not to include any images of our night out.

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Later today, online at noon, Rebus takes a serious look at why Scotland continue to fail and offers a solution based on a model that has already shown results.

Keep an eye out for it.

 

So, thats nearly the end of the international break, and it doesn’t look like anyone is injured, and therefore we can look forward to the weekend, and the visit of Dundee.

We can’t afford any mistakes. Aberdeen are right in there with us.

And mistakes are common in football.

Ask Christian Gamboa, who went to the Gold Cup with Costa rica, instead of making himself available for the UCL qualifiers..

“I decided to represent my country at the Gold Cup tournament this summer. Unfortunately, I think this has had consequences for me at Celtic.

“Not doing pre-season with Celtic has proved to be very expensive for me. There are decisions made by other people who pick the team and it is not in my hands.

“Apparently, playing at the Gold Cup was not taken in a good way at my club and I have had to wait to play again.” 

He’s out to make amends though…

Forgotten Celtic defender Cristian Gamboa to dye his hair red, white and blue

The Costa Rica star’s barnet will be in the colours of rivals Rangers ahead of next summer. 

Cristian Gamboa will dye his hair red, white and blue ahead of next summer.

The Celtic defender is set to play at Russia 2018 after his country Costa Rica qualified for the World Cup Finals at the weekend.

And Gamboa has promised to dye his hair in the colours of his nation, which are also Celtic’s rivals Rangers .

Costa Rica star Christian Bolanos said: “Myself, Bryan Oviedo and Cristian Gamboa have made a bet and have agreed if we qualified we would dye our hair red, white and blue. 

I guarantee you that if he does, and if I can remember who he is in the summer, I’ll mention it again.

We’ve been given a list of people who won’t be at Celtic after January.

Just saying, and its got nothing to do with what colour his hair is.

Someone else who made a mistake has noticed he’s made a mistake and is now publicly realising it…

 

You sacrifice, you work hard, harder, you give more than what’s expected, and often more than you can, because you love what you do and clearly more than you should. And what do you get back? Literally nothing,… done. However, with this being said I will continue with same dedication and commitment to this great game.

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He should have known that when he chose not to join Celtic and remain at chelsea, where he has patiently worked away since 2012.

We’ve been given a list of players who are wanted in January.

Just saying, and its got nothing to do with his hair colour either.

 

With Aberdeen holding up a challenge longer than expected, the league may not be as comfortable a ride this season, and not only are the Dons quietly racking up points against other sides, it looks like there’s a challenge about to be launched from over the river…

Pedro Caixinha: Rangers have gone up a level over international break

Ah, they’ve fixed the lift at Auchenhowie ?

No, it seems he’s talking about football….

“The whole week was great. We took advantage and worked on a lot of aspects, and worked at a high pace. So it was an intense week and we knew it was the moment for us to do that.

“That is why we played the game with three periods of 35 minutes – giving 35 minutes to the players who have had more game-time and then giving a chance to those who have not played that much, as well as giving a chance to some young boys too.

“So overall, it was a really good week and we are starting this week on a totally different level as we prepare for the next match.

I think Morton play in a similar way to St Johnstone, with more or less the same philosophy, so it was good to put in practice some of those things.”

Up a level ? Worked at high pace ?

Oh, fucks sake Pedro, just say you’ve been making progress. 

It’s so obvious he’s been told he can’t say that word..

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The SNP, however, used it quite a bit…

We hear that former Rangers assistant Archie Knox has been approached by “rangers ” for any advice he can offer, and he referred them to this..

HMRC are investigating yet another example of the unique financial arrangements that  flourished at Ibrox in those days.

Anyway, if they’re still paying over the odds over there, I’m up for this…

All you need to do is introduce an orange away top, print we are the people at the neckline and do a sponsorship deal with the Spanish police.

The gullibillies will be cross eyed with ecstasy.

In fact, we hear their chief is already nearly there..

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The mainstream media do most of the work for you anyway, so by simply presenting those ideas and demanding a commission, you’re set for life.

Its all about image, preparation and being professional..remember, you are in the public eye over there, and a lack of attention to detail can ruin a man..

The picture from yesterday…

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CarlJungleBhoy October 9, 2017 at 10:01 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Strachan papers over the cracks 

Today… more of a quiz, with thanks to only4togo on twitter

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6 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/cool-for-cats/

Top CATs and overall Scoring Contributions. Who is the moggy with the mouse? (Ok I’ll stop).

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Interesting stuff.

Monti
6 years ago

Just a wee sobering thought for the Scots & Welsh to mull over ( see what i did there )?
Iceland have qualified for the World cup finals, this success on the back of beating England in the last 16 of Euro’16.
Iceland has a pooulation of 335,000 people, smaller than Cardiff & Edinburgh.
Iceeland also have a number of players who play at varying levels of English football.

In short, they are doing something right!

wisnae me
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

So we should put Bjork on the radio in the dressing room?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  wisnae me

Maybe with some indoor hearing lighting system, why not? The idea is growing on me.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption……

The Death Star… to commemorate the death of the former entity that played at the Death Star where they died trying to emulate the greatest club in Scotland who wear a single Star to commerate the greatest ever achievement involving any football club from this galaxy.
This central star will soon be replaced by a black hole (not a picture of Ibrox)
Defination…ASTRONOMY
a region of space having a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape.
Alternatively..
A place where money or lost items apparently disappear without trace…. see Armed Forces day and various other charity scams at the Death Star.

Tam the tim
6 years ago

It’s a star wee Billy’s got from the teacher for spelling ranjurs correctly.
HH

Tommy the Tim
6 years ago

Strachan should have known that the BHOYS are best and stop FKN about inferior product

BJF
6 years ago

Caption Scottish Third zdivision 2021-2022.

Maybe ndvyiu I like the Death Star. Monti I hope you don’t think I’m being patronising but your posts currently are really good.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  BJF

BJF,
Thank you kind sir!

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Erm….what’s the fucking point when Mike get’s it for any old pish.
There’s a few favourites on here…..what the fuck did Marmite do to anyone?

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Thank you kind Sir! BJF definitely suffers from OCD. I.E. he is prone to talking shite.

Caption, Its the star of Bethlehem, when the wise men from the East (End) lead the hun monkeys to… Oblivian.

Monti
6 years ago

Would love Brendan to go for James McClean….i have a vision of James scoring v the unwashed/inbreds at the ratpit, celebrating in front of the copland.

Go on James son!

"TonyB
6 years ago

Well done to Ireland. Soldiers are wee.

"TonyB
6 years ago

It’s not a star, it’s King’s Sheriff’s Badge that they all love to kiss. particularly the SMSM.

mike
6 years ago

Great defensive performance from the Republic last night, a typical MON team performance full of strength and power with a confidence of mind-set. He kens his stuff and the result was just what we expected, his motivation to the players was clear for all to see, even though he was 3 good players short in his playing squad. The Taffs never stood a chance and when McLeans goal went in, you could see the confidence drain from the Welsh players. The only thing missing was a current Celtic player, get some in Brendan.

Bob Cobb
6 years ago

It’s not a star – it’s actually an asterisk to remind everyone that a) They are not the same club; and b) The old club cheated.

portpower
6 years ago

Scottish Forentic Football:

All that`s left for the SFA is to try and Jimmy the SPFL for the new
football club at IOUbrox.

sevco condiment FC.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

For Monti….. World Cup Play-off.

Half time.

Australia 1 Syria 1

portpower
6 years ago

Squeego sphincter time.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

What is it with so called professional soccer players ball watching in the box?

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Rogic is slick.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

He’s getting closer. Some great efforts.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Aussies are struggling a bit. Syria are getting pretty dangerous on the break.

portpower
6 years ago

Up against a bunged ref.

portpower
6 years ago

Never play square at the back when your keeper keeps leaving his box.
Disaster.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

If Australia get the World Cup in 2026,FIFA will be shown as an Association directing itself into a honest recovery.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Beautiful boots and can`t clear your line in the last minute,FFS.
A player going down with cramp thinking he`s wasting time,know the effin rules.10 v 10. Some soft cock players banding about.

Well done Aussies.

Monti
6 years ago

Maybe with some indoor hearing lighting system, why not? The idea is growing on me.

Monti
6 years ago

Henke,
Have Syria introduced Sarin yet?

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Almost blew the Aussies away in the last minute when they hit the post from a free kick. Final score Australia 2 Syria 1.

BondiBrian
6 years ago

Thought Rogic had a good gemm. Tim Cahill: how good is he in the air. Anyhoo…hopefully they avoid USA, get Panama.

What yi rekon of Andy Harper commentating?

Admin
6 years ago

Questions the Press wont ask Pedro

Youre teams had an extra week training, how will that work now that you will have the same few days between games like everyone else?

You were playing Morton at HOME in a friendly yet still didn’t win…in what way is this a good thing?

Your players are accused of not being fit enough, how is playing for 35 minutes going to help?

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

And … how are you helping the players bond on the training ground? Do you think Kenny Miller is finished at “Rangers”? After a week or so are you embarrassed about your actions at the last game against the Champions? And one last question – how do you explain what a complete fuckhead you are?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Broxburnbhoy

….And why are you an arrogant, thick twat, Pedro?

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

MONTI

I don’t think Pedro is arrogant,to be honest.

He’s hosting a press conference,and treating the audience with the contempt and disdain they deserve.

I reckon this could be fun. It might be the long-awaited occasion of an ex-Celt or ex-ranger blowing the whistle on the institutionalised bigotry.

Or even a shot across the bows,or summat.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Two Morton centre halves sitting on the bench when Kenny took sevco to another level drawn. 🙂

portpower
6 years ago

Here`s a clue.
Should the SFA no rape the Icelandic`s football treatise?

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

The Star is surely for that memorable match and evening when the deid club endeared themselves to the Catalan people in Barcelona by basically running on to the pitch to defend their players and ransacked the City and kicked the bejesus out of the Polis as practice for Manchester and a cup final,if they happened to lose to a team who hadn’t won it for over 100 years.What a club they were(dregs of humanity).Wonder what happened to them?…..

IRISHGUY
6 years ago

CAPTION….

The Centre Star represents Nothing, so therefore I will name it ‘The Ronnie Diela Star’ In memory of his famous quote

“THEY ARE NOTHING”

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption/quiz…

Did somebody from doomdome appear on this show…

https://youtu.be/bYAOU5f5qTQ

And thought hang star …Mmmmm

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Try again.. this kindle is killing me

Caption/quiz…

Did somebody from doomdome appear on this show…

https://youtu.be/bYAOU5f5qTQ

And thought…. hang on…. star …Mmmmm

6 years ago

Caption: Is this the wandering star from “Paint your wagon”? The sevco crowd seem to be great fans of Lee Marvin & often sing this in tribute to the raspy voiced crooner.

BJF
6 years ago

Mike agree a typical Martin O Neill team play, the keeper boots as far as he can. However re talking shite the old Belfast one applies, me and Monti know where you live!

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  BJF

BJF.

He does not know where I live, but I know where HE lives, but your right his comments have improved but they were starting at a very low level. 😉
Its good to talk BJF, I always enjoy your posts, shite or no. hahaha.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

I’ll see you in the Sauna, cunt 😉

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You’ve got mair to lose than me.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

You won that one….by a nose 😉

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

i’le gie ye that wan and raise you a jeely piece.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  BJF

Unless…They get carried oot.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

How far do you want carried? mind you I have erms like… and have carried hundreds of sheep some were even deed and smelt..rancid. Though I hiv got a shower and some nice smelly stuff. 😉

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago

Centre Star Is their last minute pitch invading victory against Partick Thistle

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Obviously, the star in question is Deneb (a Cyg)- HIP 102098 – one point of the summer triangle in the constellation of Cygnus, believed to be the furthest visible star, at a mere 1550 light years away from Earth. It symbolises the fact that everyone involved with *Rangers lives on a different f%#king planet in an imaginary parallel universe

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

One devoid of toothpaste and mouthwash!

Martin67
6 years ago

The center star is a celebration of the big cup….I don’t know what Carlos Pena’s bra size has to do with anything???

Tubbytubthumper
6 years ago

I just thought that they were given a star for each year of existence….

mike
6 years ago

The star sign is Taurus, it defines a fixed stubborn character, sociable and warm hearted, it needs a lot of fresh open air, to dissipate the smell of bullshit.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

that’s no been my experience, but then again I have met Monti. 😉
how is your family, I hope they are good.
I like BJF the Belfast bhoys are warm and funny with a great sense of humour, I suppose you needed that in the past.
It was strange when the Linfield huns were up in Dundee one or two saying that they were infiltrated by the glesga bully huns.
Took that with a pinch of salts, shite does what shite does, they cannot help themselves.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Weered,

Hopefully, hopefully the tide is turning for the better, the people from the North have put up with that nonsense for far to long, you…deserve some rest from it.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

A red hand?

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: Well it sure aint this…

Deep night hath come down on
this rough-spoken world.
And the banners of darkness
are boldly unfurled;
and the tempest-tossed Church,
all her eyes are on thee.
They look to thy shining,
sweet star of the sea.

Monti
6 years ago

GOOD LUCK TO CATALONIA TODAY, DECLARE YOUR INDEPENDENCE AND FREE YOUR PEOPLE!

Pat Higney
6 years ago

Caption: The fifth star is based upon the new club’s financial prowess, it’s the Disas-star!

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Good one Pat.

TicToc
6 years ago

Caption quiz: Well, it’s an anagram of RATS and look at who wears it! Hope that clears it up for you.

George Lazenbhoy
6 years ago

It’s a brown star for the amount of gullibillies they’ve shafted.

mike
6 years ago

Ryan Christie, show me the way to the armadillo,

Sha la la la la la la la,

When the day is dawning,
on a Celtic Saturday morning,
Canny wait to get back there,
with Brendans who’s waiting for me there,
Aberdeen’s a lovely city,
where I hang my hat,
aint as half as pretty,
as where my Celtic heart’s at.

charlie
6 years ago

they put that other wan oan because they had an extra sticker and it seemed a shame tae tae waste it

charlie
6 years ago

whens the draw fur the playoffs

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Next Tuesday Charlie, stay sober, stay daft, just the way you were last nighttttt and every other night. HAHAHA.

charlie
6 years ago

mike buckfast is like anti kryptonite for ma brain mrs charlie says the mer a drink the dafter a get …..dont see it maself

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Brain?

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

monti ime fair offended by yon attack oan ma intellyjunce

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

No when your lying oan yer back wi yer legs in the air, singing….
Show me the way to go hame,
i’m tired and am feeling lame,
I felt my heed two weeks ago,
and now I can only feel ma brain. 😉

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

mike yer bringin back memories but a canny remember you been there if it wis you that carried me hame wit happened tae ma wallet ya rascal ye

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

Fucking obvious,the fifth star is because they canny count.

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
Aye Ready,sevco-fu shuriken throughs.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Tommy Rogic the poster bhoy of Aussie fitba.
The bhoy with the gleaming white smile,
who uses prep. H. to shrink his pile,
but plays fitba. with plenty of style,
he runs and hobbles for many a mile.
until he is….taken of after scoring twice.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

right ile bite smile pile style and mile disnae rhyme wae twice

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Right try …again.

Tommy Rogic,
he plays fitba. with plenty of style,
he runs and runs for many a mile,
always laughing not a trace of bile,
fleet of foot with a dash of gile,
I hope and pray that he stays a while,
his record will last long in the fitba. file,
if I wisny merried i’de walk him doon the chapel aisle,
that wonderful player with that gleaming white smile.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

thats better but noo yuv mentioned twice why no gees a poem wae twice init ffs ………ur can ye no think ae wan

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

When I was young my favourite pudding was jam and rice
I liked it that much I ate it twice,
fresh or auld or covered in lice,
clean or dirty with a taste of mice,
it tasted lovely with a top of spice,
hot or cold it tasted nice,
and that’s all yer getting.

portpower
6 years ago

Amalgamated,the World`s your ballerina Ireland.

Slainte.

portpower
6 years ago

This wee request goes oot to all Scottish Football supporters.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZoJ01FpD8

mike
6 years ago

Who’s fur the off.

McGinn in Henderson oot, (part of the swap deal).
Sviat oot,
Allan oot,
Sumo oot, Filip Benkovic in,
Gamboa oot, Ralston in his place.
Armstrong or Rogic or Cal-Mac oot, someone else in.
Please feel free to add or alter.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Hayes,please,pretty please….

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Forgot about him, so aye ok….Hayes oot, Paddy in… permanently.

Patrick Street
6 years ago

The other star is for the Christmas tree.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Rob, Ann Summers shut completely in Glasgow.
Secco 3 Morton 3. Ryan Jack sent off.
Title caption is from The Producers, what a film, just after Springtime for HItler number.
Monticello I have great memories of World Cups and even would rather have Scotland in it than out. Would have been a great way for Scott Brown to finish his INternational career but I can’t go the naked sectarianism and those pricks in the kilts and GLengarrys ( not least their military connections)

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

I knew it well,but don’t tell anyone,happy days trying to embarrass the staff with suggestive questions,good clean fun,cough….

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Caption
That’s the star u get to stick in your jotter, but they stuck on their strip, Wankers.

1888fc
6 years ago

The 5th star is for the triumphant Scottish cup (semi) final win over Deila’s Celtic, or maybe it’s for the Champions league win against thistle last season?

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: The star is a celebration of Craig Whyte….the brightest star!

mike
6 years ago

Pats, Post wins, it was Astranomical.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

I disagree…..

mike
6 years ago

Star of the Sea,
pray for the wanderer,
pray for meeeeeee.

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