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Celtic Diary Tuesday September 26: PSG, FFP and WATP

All sorts of tittle tattle flying around this morning.

Some reliable, some debatable and some we’ve made up.

Going back to the fracas in the tunnel at half time on saturday, Pedro was clearly on the monkey dust. after his spat with Brown on the touchline , he kept his dander up by having a go at John Kennedy as well.

We hear the whole episode caused much amusement in the Celtic dressing room, whilst no doubt the away room was even more fun.

Kenny Miller just sat and took notes while he prepares his cv for the managers position, which will be his as soon as the Ibrox board can find a way of ditching the man who led his previous team to fifth in the Qatari league, this team to defeat against the fourth best team in Luxembourg, and is now struggling to hold down a top six place in Scotland.

Unsurprisingly, the media have concentrated on the “penalty ” issue surrounding Jozo Simunovic’s leg, and the allegation that Scott Brown elbowed the wee fellow Morales.

This means they don’t have to mention any possibility that Caixinha’s actions are worthy of a disrepute charge.

Or, indeed, the objects thrown from the stand, the provocative post match behaviour of stewards or anything else that the home club got up to.

Without making excuses for the flare thrown from the Celtic support, did anyone else notice that the stewards put a plastic bag of sand over the flame, instead of pouring the sand out of the bag onto it ?

This is quite serious. as it clearly shows the stewards are merely untrained volunteers, which is unacceptable.

In fact, I doubt that they are professional stewards, as did Kylie anderson on twitter, who recognised at least one of them…

 

In fact, the police could yet be involved in the Leigh Griffiths nosewiping scandal..

As their team was well beaten again by Celtic, there is a real danger that its merely an indication of whats going to be a dreadful season over the river.

Fortunately, some of their staunchest fans have worked out the problem and know how to rectify it…

Some , however, are completely unable to see whats in front of them..

And my favourite…

But enough of that….we’ve more important things to think about.

Anyone travelling to Brussels might want to take note of this statement from Anderlecht..

Anderlecht would like to remind all fans of Celtic FC who will be making the trip to Brussels that it is mandatory to be in possession of a valid match ticket when they are present in the territory of Anderlecht or the neigbouring community of Sint-Gillis/Saint-Gilles.

“All Celtic supporters who can’t show a valid match ticket when asked by the authorities, risk being arrested.” 

They didn’t elaborate on what the charge would be, or what possible penalties could be incurred, which makes me think they are just trying to discourage people from hanging around the ground in the hope of getting in.

Anti terrorism laws may be the reason, but then again they usually are when authorities want to keep the crowds down.

Just be careful, and play it safe rather than sorry. European police are a bit funny about foreigners, especially in this post Brexit era, which hasn’t made our politicians or population popular.

 

Lets hope we have more success in europe than that lady.

Chances of success were improved a little when it was reported that Paris St Germain were told by UEFA to sell eight players to fall into line with Financial Fair Play rules, after they paid £200m for Neymar to join their side and disrupt their dressing room.

The Sun, taking the story from a spanish outlet, said;

Angel Di Maria, Javier Pastore, Blaise Matuidi, Lucas Moura, Julian Draxler, Hatem Ben Arfa, Serge Aurier and Thiago Silva were transfer listed within 48 hours.

Only two of the players secured exits – Aurier to Tottenham and Matuidi to Juventus.

The double sale raised £41million for PSG, which hardly puts a dent in their incredible £198m Neymar swoop.

But it appears PSG’s quick reaction was enough to ensure they were allowed to take their spot in the competition.

And the Parisians initially signed Mbappe on loan, with a £162m price tag in 2018, to offset the costs.

The January transfer window comes around before the knock-out stages and the remaining six players may spark a Europe-wide bidding war.

They were told to sell, and didn’t.

Does that mean they have broken the rules ?

The PSG-Bayern  game this week could have interesting repercussions…

Then again, lets not put our hopes on anything fair or honest transpiring.

Alex McLeish, who managed a club in Belgium until he found it too tough to operate within more restricted finacial rules than he was used to, offered advice to Anderlecht.

He reckons that Dedryck Boyata is Celtic’s weakness, and helpfully pointed this out to Celtic’s opponents in the media.

Boyata is a Belgian internationalist, so its possible they know all about him, but for unemployable Alex, its a chance to throw his name into the hat should any jobs come up soon.

You know, keeping him in the public eye, saying the right things.

Although Kenny Miller has been promised the job, McLeish will still be optimistic of his own chances, especially now that he’s joined Jimmy Calderwood and  Jim Jeffries in that great managerial scrapyard in the sky…

Celtic, as usual have gone a little quiet as they focus on tomorrows game, which will be broadcast on Freeview tv. BT sports are also making it free to view on their website, although thise with a skybox won’t be able to see it.

Which serves you right for still having Sky.

All the talk of this game being the one which will decide Celtic’s European fate are a little premature, but a good result is neccessary if only for morale.

Anderlecht are no mugs, and Brendan Rodgers will warn his players that the Belgians will be up for this one as well, and that they will believe they can win.

The butterflies will be fluttering around many a belly tomorrow…

 

Celtic will be wearing a sponsorless top tomorrow-gambling advertising is a no no over there.

Sponsorless hoops…just like in the old days…

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THE greatest ever football team in Scottish football history, Celtic’s legendary Lisbon Lions, will be honoured next month when they’re inducted into the Scottish Football Hall of Fame at a special dinner at Hampden.

Earlier this year, Celtic celebrated the 50th anniversary of that historic achievement, when Jock Stein’s side defeated Inter Milan 2-1 at the Estadio Nacional in Lisbon to become the first British side to win the European Cup.

A special Celebrate ’67 night at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow was held on May 25, when the Celtic Family acclaimed the Lions for their incredible success.

Speaking on behalf of the Lisbon Lions, Jim Craig, the right-back in that team who set up Tommy Gemmell for the equalising goal before Stevie Chalmers netted the winner, said: “It is very humbling to be honoured in this way and we are delighted to receive this kind of recognition. It has been an emotional year for all the Lions and our families. 

“There have been so many wonderful tributes organised by Celtic and we have enjoyed so many fantastic moments as we have marked this special 50th anniversary year. We are delighted now to also mark this very special year by entry to the Scottish Football Hall of Fame.”

Celtic Chief Executive Peter Lawwell said: “The Lisbon Lions are highly deserving of any honour they receive. They are a group of men who put Scottish football firmly on the map so many years ago by becoming the first British club to win the greatest prize of all in club football.

“As a club we have been delighted over so many years to pay tribute to their success and have just celebrated a very special anniversary year in style. It is fantastic that they have now been recognised in this way, by taking their rightful place in the Hall of Fame.”

 

Fifty years its taken to put the greatest team in scottish footballs history into the Hall of Fame.

Well, it’s only been around since 2004, but you get my point.

Hall of Fame

Started in 2004, the Scottish Football Hall of Fame is a permanent feature in the Scottish Football Museum to honour the truly great players, managers and officials who have reached the pinnacle of their profession and have made a significant contribution to Scotland’s football reputation through their skill, spirit and determination.

There are currently 104 football legends in the Hall of Fame.

The Hall of Fame has quickly established itself as a ‘must see’ for every true football fan and everyone involved in this great game.

They will take their place alongside these guys, who were inducted last year…

 

Yeah.

It truly is an honour.

 

Incidentally, most of the Lions, of not all, are already in there on an individual basis, and it may be that this joint honour is merely being done to coincide with the fiftieth anniversary.

But I’m a cynic, and doubt it.

 

There was no caption yesterday, the diary being given over to a piece wondering why an established broadsheet journalist allowed himself to be duped by the SFA, who, incidentally, has adopted the SFa tactic of hiding until the fuss dies down, which, of course, it won;t.

So, we go back to Sunday…

Doc1888 September 24, 2017 at 11:42 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Brendan “You must be making that up”
Broonie “Naw seriously gaffer – the deluded halfwit started waffling some pish about dugs and caravans”

 

Today…

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6 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/boyata-and-simunovic-reunited-derby-defensive-analysis/

Why Brown was not Bhoy of the Match. Plus Simunovic, Armstrong and Griffiths. Yes. Griffiths.

6 years ago


It should be noted, however, that the well-rehearsed long “out” ball to Lustig wide right led to the second goal as the Swede’s winning header found McGregor then Roberts to assist Griffiths.

Don’t tell them man!

6 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/derby-delight-for-dominant-celtic/

Rarely hitting the heights, Celtic extended their unbeaten domestic run to 57. A look at team performances.

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

What’s this!? You’d never catch me putting a sneaky link to my own shit on the comments page! 🙁 🙂 Nah, only jokin’ – interesting stuff – although much of it does seem to call to mind that old adage… “lies, damn lies and statistics”

6 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

That’s very easy to throw as a rebuttal. If you disagree tell me why and back it up with evidence? That fair?

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Relax. I was only teasing you.

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

As I said before, interesting stuff. Re the player stats: I had Broony down as my MOTM so just shows you what I know – yet the stats seem to suggest otherwise. However, if impact on the game as a whole can be measured – can failed tackles count if they had an impact in breaking up a possible attack in the next passage of play?? – I’m still not convinced that I was that I was that far off the mark.

Either way. Still makes for very interesting reading!

Also, in erm… passing,, does the fact that Celtic finished #1 above PSG etc in that Euro table of number of passes mean we are better passers than them , or Barca or… Personally, I do think in some cases statistics can be misleading or easily misinterpreted.

6 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

Any more relaxed and I’d be asl…..zzzzzzz

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Caption
Naw Bruno I’m no jerking you off again

Great honour for the Lions being inducted into the Snotters Fxxcking hall of fame, my arse.
The fixation with Broonie’s fantasy elbow on Saturday is hysterical, however the lack of concern about things being flung at Griffs, and the usual mass singing of bile is pathetic, or checking out who is stewarding at the Hatred Dome. Also if Lennoxtown had behaved like the Pedro he would be up on a charge of causing a possible riot. As usual, like the Windas finger nothing happens.
These morons do not get it, they are a mid table Scottish Club, there will be no more so called glory days as they have been caught cheating. They still live in a fantasy world, never mind their grandchildren will be tims.

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Sorry Lennoxtown should read Lenny

Pat Higney
6 years ago

“Ref! Ref! Blow the whistle, I need to get up the tunnel, that wee bastard Miller has papped laxative in my half time cuppa again!”

Pat Higney
6 years ago

Caption: “No, that’s not what I meant by pull him off at half time Pedro!”

Gash67
6 years ago

Somebody should tell one of huns above why SEB Rosenthal didnt bless himself at ibrox or anywhere else for that matter.

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Gash67

Was it because his hands were circumcised?

Pat Higney
6 years ago
Reply to  Gash67

Gash67, they are so blinkered in their tiny twisted minds, if you’re not a staunch Presbyterian Protestant, then you can only be a Catholic. A bit like the old joke, ” aye, but are ye a Catholic or a Protestant Muslim?”

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Hall of fame?.. Inducted last year? .. FFS Some of them ought to be abducted, not inducted, by aliens…. * thinks – I assume that’s why they’ve belatedly decided to add some more wee green men?

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Caption: Pedro’s Gangham style FAIL

Level 5 plant
6 years ago

Caption. Kenny Miller! You are a f—ing w—er!

Bgbhoy
6 years ago

Imagine the shit storm if Lennon as Celtic manager squared up to one of the Hun players. Oh wait…..

CarlJungleBhoy
6 years ago

Caption: Pedro rides an imaginary gypsy caravan whilst a wee barky dug runs through his legs?

6 years ago

Caption
“Hey Miller! Come over here and get on your knees!!”

Peter m
6 years ago

Caption, ” At last The Rangers are coming…..”

Monti
6 years ago

Caption:” Fuck you Jabba…i’ll say what i like post match “

TC
6 years ago

At last, Pedro gets a grip

Martin67
6 years ago

Caption: Pedro cums….face to face with Broonie!

6 years ago

Horror, as Griffiths finds the net and Pedro drops his cape in his excitement. .

The old bhoy
6 years ago

The Celtic make me hard just watching them .

Jinkylarrson
6 years ago

Caption…What do you mean they are now going to call it the hail hail of fame.

6 years ago

Caption: Andy Walker is this.

6 years ago

Quick..get me Jim Traynor!

6 years ago

Ay hev started so ay weel feenesh.

Wank wankity wank wank wank wank.

The real Anton Rogan
6 years ago

Caption: Oh…..ohhhhh……what a drag back by Broony……oooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption..

Who feck stole my light sabre ?

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago

It is pretty sad, but Pedro is slowly having a protracted breakdown surrounded by career criminals and plotters. Get out for the good of your health Pedro, they are poisonous.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

Rob,
Fuck that, this is fun, pass the Popcorn 🙂

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

NO,he’s a good Tim, mass every week at St.Andrews, he’s just found himself in a nightmare. mental health issues must be dealt with..

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Fuck nose m8, maybe the home doesn’t have wi-fi 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It’ll be my fault tho……

rab wallace
6 years ago

Caption”I’M A WANKER”.

Rosco
6 years ago

Caption…. I’m a wanker …. see!?

Bigdunno
6 years ago

Caption: Pedro sings – “He’s a bastard, an orange bastard, his name is Jimmy Bell”

Danny Bhoy
6 years ago

Caption:
The moment when Pedro realises that the Broonie death stare has started to take effect!

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption….

He came
He saw
He got beaten…. Again.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption….

Portuguese tosser spunks £9M.

BJF
6 years ago

Caption : “Hey Ref Broonie elbowed me in the baws as he ran out for the second half, honest.”

I keep going back to Saturday when Windass “did” Pedro ckesrly on Miller’s orders, Lustig’s reponse was to stand with his hands in the air as if saying;” never mind that, it’s our ball.” Also look at the grin on Lustig’s face at the ” confrontation” between Pedro and Scott, absolutely priceless.

Reading the Rangets fans response to Saturday’s result has given me a whole new perspective on it.Clearly they really won, my green tinted specs prevented me seeing all or indeed any of their goals, Brendan Rodgers has just been lucky, funnily enough I think he is going to be lucky at least 3 times more this Sean but there you go. As for getting a man sent off and playing a ” lucky” team with just ten men, well that is a clever ploy and will make it a more even contest, strewth or rather Struth, what are they on?

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago

Ralph, you must be pleased at the mature nature of the entries to the caption. This is mocking someone who is clearly struggling with mental health issues. I wonder what Lenny would make of this? I would rather side with the wreath guy. Class.

portpower
6 years ago

Has the affirmation of the stain been accomplished for they to thy adjacent to thy stand? If not,why not?

Fell findings?

Arsene Parcelie
6 years ago

Something something something chicken something something something choke…
comment image

portpower
6 years ago

Some will yield a follow follow chicken, and not actually tenderize.

Arsene Parcelie
6 years ago

Depends on the complexity.

If I’m “at work” I tend to only spend 5 minutes on an image. In this case I needed 5 moving parts, but they were all variations on a theme, so this animation took about 10 mins.

If I really want to make it all correct it can take longer depending on how many changes.
Mostly I just go for the quick cartoon and leave it.

My relatively recent branching into video takes longer as you might imagine, so all efforts have flaws because a) They’re rushed, and b) my software is cheap pish! (i.e. free)

By the way I don’t use photo****. That’s for the professionals, like cartuja!

portpower
6 years ago

There you go Weered,I expect a masterpiece. 🙂

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
I know to sign.

portpower
6 years ago

We`re all John Kennedy.
Do us Aussieland Bhoys have to jet in?

Eff yellin`.

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Port, who are you goin for this weekend in the Grand Finals??

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

Caption: AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! I have cum for my peepel!

portpower
6 years ago

They threw orange ice packs on the flare that`s why Griff kicked it out.

The angle technique.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Weered,he was chastised for being Green.

A bloo hanky.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

G`day Weered,
Griff was only recycling the tithe in the rex rector.

Monti
6 years ago

Anderlecht v Celtic 4-4-1-1

Gordon

Lustig
Simunovic
Boyata
Tierney

Forrest
Brown
Ntcham
Sinclair

Rogic

Griffiths

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

But…
Sinclair`s been taking too long to get into the game.I`d play McGregor.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Pish 🙂

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Thank God someone remembered there’s a rather important game on tomorrow,too busy talking about w.nk.ng and statistical nonsense.I think one got the first prediction correct but not their own name,good grief.Let’s see if anyone can predict the score for tomorrow night Signed My Bookie…..

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Rob,
A famous 1-3 away win for the Scottish Champions.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Rob,
Best not talk about such filth, remember kids read this site…cough.

Arsene Parcelie
6 years ago

Eggs. They come in a wee box. Or a caixinha as it is known in Lisbon.

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: Pedro stars in the Mexican public information film ‘Always wash your hands after chopping chilli.’

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Utter pish….but better than poetry or w.nk.ng references.Women and children are said to read this diary,good grief-Charlie Brown……

5TB
6 years ago

Caption;

Oh the cry was repeat offender?

6 years ago

http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/bhoy-match-vs-ranger/

Behind the click bait title, I consider the attacking performances in the 2-0 Ibrox win. Oh, alright and the Bhoy of the Match, to ensure annoying folk. HH

And I am DONE.

Monti
6 years ago

Indefinitely or temporarily? 🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Interesting FIFA lifting the political element of their Poppy.
Does this mean the Green Brigade can now freely celebrate a democratically elected member of Parliament?

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: ” This is called the ‘ RyanJackulation ‘”

JoeKSG
6 years ago

Broony Broony I cum for you all over the park

JimmyBhoy
6 years ago

Caption: Pedro’s “anti-wanker” medication starts to wear off.

BondiBrian
6 years ago

Even over 20 years later and the mention of Terry Hurlock still gives me the dry boak. Met him loads of times when ah worked in London. He literally used ti stumble out the players lounge ( QPR )wearing his 2 grand suit, and 2 cans of beer in his pockets, can in each hand steamin and ah surly bawbag every time. He was a pure nutter on the drink: aggressive violent and antagonistic. Well suited the huns then, ah suppose.

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