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Celtic Diary Saturday September 23: Here We Go Again

Today sees the first “other glasgow Derby ” of the season, with Celtic making the dangerous -it might fall down-trip to Ibrox.

In terms of attention, its the biggest away game of the season, but in reality its still a bit of a mismatch.

Just as Paris St Germain are financially miles ahead of the hoops, so the hoops are ahead of their city rivals.

With Celtic reporting a huge increase in turnover and profit, their poorer neighbours have been relying on soft loans from directors to kee the lights on, and on that basis its fair to say the reported pre season spending spree might not quite match the accounts when they come out..

A glance at the two squads confirms that the two operate at different levels these days, and ahead of todays game, Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers claims that the damage done by Celtic in this fixture last season could have had a lasting effect.

“There will obviously still be scars there. There’s no question about that. If you’ve played six games and beaten an opponent five times and drawn once, been really convincing in a number of those games, then it’s hard not to feel something.

“It’s only natural. Players are only human. In that type of scenario, after the third or fourth game, there’s a feeling. “It’s hard to explain but there’s a feeling of ‘Christ, what’s going to happen here?’. But we don’t think that way. We prepare for it as a new game and a fresh challenge for us. There are lots of new players in there who will be experiencing it for the first time. We’ll just prepare well.

“It’s a new Rangers team. In fairness to Pedro, for whatever reason he’s not liked what he’s seen in the group when he came into the club.

“He’s gone out and been backed really well by the board to bring in players of substance and quality. “So, it’s a lot of change there. I always think it’s a new season, it’s only the beginning. So, the game should be a great one, like they always are.

“They all count but this is a different game, a different season.”
With the exception of Erik Sviatchenko, Celtic have a full squad to choose from.

And this makes it difficult for anyone to predict the line up.

I’d be looking at Gordon, Lustig Boyata Simunovic Tierney, Brown, Ntcham, Forrest, Armstrong, Sinclair and Griffiths.

That would leave a bench containing Dembele, Ralston, Rogic, Roberts, Biton MacGregor and a goalie.

The players listed will be the ones involved, but how much time they get on the pitch is anyones guess.

“rangers ” will be without their latest talisman Bruno Alves…

Which isn’t quite the image he had before his calf injury…

But it does follow a pattern..

There’s the roaster on a toaster..

the fanny on the tranny…

and now, amidst accusations of loose bowel movements from even his own supporters, we have the shitebag with the flightbag…

 

All of this leaves the Ibrox side dependent on young ross McCrorie to face the country’s most lethal forward line, in a way reminiscent of Ralston v Neymar in the PSG game.

I’d just like to urge the Celtic players to shake his hand afterwards, as this could be quite a traumatic day for him.

But his manager went on record to say the kid would go on to be one of the best Scottish centre halfs of all time, which presumably is why he only gave him his first run out against Partick.

 

Of course, this isn;t an Old Firm game, its merely a local match between the powerhouse of Scottish football and a club which was formed from the ashes of one that imploded five years ago.

Some in the game regard it as the showpiece of our game, which it rarely lived up to even when it involved the original club.

For most of us its another league game, against a team which in reality doesn;t have a single player who would even make the Celtic bench.

If, as expected, Celtic play the team in front of them and not the occasion, the 5-1 games last season will make it look like the hosts got off lightly.

Rob O’Keefe has another Predictascore competion up, with those who get todays score right qualifying for a chance to win £100 to do with what they will by predicting the anderlecht result.

Get you predictions in the replies thread…

I’m going for 7-0 to the good guys, because they are shite .

So much so, that the real reason for our support wanting to beat them, the same flies different shite theory, has come more to the fore ahead of the game.

They aren’t bigging up their chances this time, for obvious reasons.

Well, the keeper, who conceded fifteen goals to Celtic last season, could be said to be, but he’s clearly pissed…

Instead, the vitriol we expect from the stands during the game has made an appearance on the web..

Whereas humour is the order of the day from the Celtic support..

The police, delighted at the overtime, have warned fans to behave…

That highlighted bit…

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We hear they’ve already got the rooms ready, complete with a rather fetching outfit for the new inmates.

Image result for overcrowded prisons

 

 

On a lighter note, its time for a new feature to the diary…

Players and their Pets…

Yesterday, we had this picture…

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Bognorbhoy September 22, 2017 at 7:14 pm · Edit · Reply →

Caption.. 
Oh shit it’s the kisscam  

Today…

 

 

I’m off to Weatherspoons..

See ? They really are miserable bastards.

Stay safe today.

The game will be done by early afternoon, and that leaves a long tome for the drink.

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6 years ago

1-4

Mike Annis
6 years ago

Prediction 3.1 Hoops
Caption: Rangers new super hotel and casino doesn’t seem to be taking off.

6 years ago

‘So called rangers’ 0 Celtic 4

Rob, If my prediction is correct, give the winnings to one of the wee guys who ‘ watch your car mister ‘ at Paradise.
The only criteria being the wee lad must be a Celtic fan.
HH

Bob
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Obviously a long time since you have been the “wee guys” you refer to are in their thirty.

6 years ago
Reply to  Bob

Oh dear

BONGO
6 years ago

Caption – they really do need to update those lifts to the club deck.

GOOD LUCK TO THE BHOYS – 1-6

Mattgallscot
6 years ago

1-2. Really as long as we win.
I have been up since 4 this morning.
I hate the build up to these matches sore head starting already,

6 years ago
Reply to  Mattgallscot

Matt,
Relax mate, have faith in the Bhoys!

Düsseldorf Willie.
6 years ago

Why have Wetherspoon used the Cote d’Ivoire flag instead of the Irish tricolour?

6 years ago

Maybe the bar manager has the horn?

The Budgie
6 years ago

Caption

All 276 creditors of Rangers in Liquidation are eventually discovered hidden in the basement of BBC Scotland . They could have left at any time, but only if they were prepared to go on video to say that Liquidation did not happen and that the SFA were fine upstanding chaps.

#liquidationdeniers

50 shades of green
6 years ago

Caption.

Wee wummin—– Is Bruno in there with you lot?

Score

4 nil for Celtic.

6 years ago

3-0 Sinclair
Caption
Floorboard Loyal make their way back as he ref blows tae start the second half

Karen McKee
6 years ago

Sevco 0 Celtic 4

charlie
6 years ago

was walking through the toon this morning the zombies had all been drinkin all night ………hoping to be refused entry ………………shitebag wae a flightbag a luv it COYBIG

Bob
6 years ago

As I have done the good guys -3 it has to be 0-4

charlie
6 years ago

new feature entry ……monti takin his dug oot efter the walkover today

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie
Una
6 years ago

6-2 win against “so called rangers”

Pat Higney
6 years ago

Caption: Latest batch of zombies come out of the oven a wee bit overdone.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

Should go close 🙂

Martin67
6 years ago

2-4 to the good ghuys.

Johann Murdoch
6 years ago

Caption
Jacob Rees Mogg unveils new post brexit primary school work experience programme

Cortes
6 years ago
Reply to  Johann Murdoch

Good one!

Johann Murdoch
6 years ago

1-0 to the celts -no injuries then off to Brussels hh

kevlar
6 years ago

‘mon the hoops.
id like to say well horse them by 6 or 7, but i think theyll come out with there best asset and try leg breaks and assualts. theyll unfortuntely get an early goal, but well were them down and itll be 4-1 to brendans magic bhoys. c’mon the popes 11
COYBIG
oh and as ralph says, be safe out there. these maggots will be so upset and pissed theyll crawl from any hole to cause trouble

Greenmaestro
6 years ago

The most frightening thing about that post from bkuefin221 is the spelling, I had to read it three times to understand what was he meant.

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

1-4 tae the tic..

Caption …
Bargain basement buys await the call up from Pedro …

portpower
6 years ago

Have a Grand and safe day Khids at the 1 poond metal works demolition derby day.

Today, I raise a glass to my Father.

Best seat in the house.

1936-2017. RIP Jeda.

Celts by the 6 or the 7.

The man won’t shed a tear for the asbestosis sufferers from young.

6 years ago

COME ON CELTIC, INTAE THESE CUNTS LIKE RON JEREMY ON COCAINE 🙂

BJF
6 years ago

Ralph, good diary, like others I hate the build up to these games. We all know a crap team can get lucky, a terrific team can have an off day plus a dodgy refereee. Mark my words all that will happen today so score will be 3-1 to Celtic.
Caption: 3 Ibrox stands closed for repair and refurbishment but all fans safely reallocated.

salad gueen
6 years ago

2 nil for the tic and one each draw on wednesday.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  salad gueen

I predict you got your own name wrong and could be thrown out on a technicality hee hee….we’ll let you know after our meeting.Signed Ralph,D.Mond and not Rob,because he’s too nice….

molledog
6 years ago

Any reliable links to see this match?

HH

Molledog

Macca
6 years ago
Reply to  molledog

Cricfree.tv working well

portpower
6 years ago

And not one player went up to Mosalas and said anything…

draw today then

molledog
6 years ago

Thanks I´ll give it a try
/HH

6 years ago

Nowhere near good enough in the first half, i would make two changes at half time, Callum McGregor for Armstrong and Dembele for Griffiths.

We need to move the ball quicker, much quicker, Roberts is doing some damage but we need more from Sincair & Rogic.

HH

6 years ago

Sorry monti but big tom is not in the game armstrong is playing well.
Big tom looks a super sub not a first team pick.Leave it for the next 15 mins see how it pans out. But still expect a victory 1_0 will do.

rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmy,

I agree Rogic not in the game enough, but, as we know, he can win a game.

Griff not getting the kind of ball he needs but McCrorie is playing well.

Rebus

Una
6 years ago

Not liking what I’m seeing,record on the line?

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Should be moving ng the ball quicker, but they will tire, cheer up

6 years ago

Andy walker is a fud.

Macca
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Agree!

Stevie D
6 years ago
Reply to  Macca

Totally!

rebus67
6 years ago

1-0 Rogic. What do I know!! Poor Griff corner but top class shot from Rogic.

Rebus

rebus67
6 years ago

A flare on the park. What will the sanctions be against that! Sevco choir singing the usual.

Rebus

rebus67
6 years ago

The pass of the game from Roberts to Griff and a goal.

Sevco concede again…just bad luck.

Rebus

rebus67
6 years ago

Forrest on for Roberts so no thoughts of holding what we have.

Rebus

Macca
6 years ago

Walker: “would be so dramatic if Rangers (sic) were to get something out of this game now “

Macca
6 years ago

FUD!!!

portpower
6 years ago

Never fake you`re hurt,it i`ll cost.

Never pull out of a tackle,it`ll cost more.

Ghod luvs a trier sevco & co.

And I will die.

portpower
6 years ago

End of the day it`s Celtic v sevco, patent.

bloody buffering. I missed both goals.

infact: 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Una
6 years ago

Comfy in the end get in.

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

Well done lads and how I enjoyed watching those two superbly taken goals. First half a bit disappointing and to be fair the huns put up a decent scrap during a large part of the game but they didn’t half peter out after those two goals went in. We stepped up a gear or two in the later stages as well and could easily have scored a couple more. Another comfortable 3 points in the bag and this will hopefully stand us in good stead for Wednesday night.
HH

portpower
6 years ago

I was a wee bit disappointed.

Thought I had one though better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYnggjTJfk

Callum McGregor is`nt he though?

Iancelt67
6 years ago

Port next time I’ll give you my Foxtel password
Thought Sinclair played brilliantly

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

G`day Ian,,

buffering the game and it still does nea matter

Is that Lewis woman still a flute who found a boot aboot the hoose?

CO/andy .

A fortnight and they`re ,they`re Bruxellois Bloos.
A question, is Jabba still alive over there.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

port and lance see when yoos kangeroo eaters get the gether ……yees are hard tae decipher he he

6 years ago

Magic you know brendan is here for 10 in a row

6 years ago

Just taking my wee girl to the shops now, think she may get those nice new shoes today…..her Father is in a rather happy mood!

Dodgy first half, good second half = Huns skelped……again!

Bowl anyone!

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

At the moment,be polite.

Through nervousness or impatience,SFA.

Who he? Hymn.

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago

Well pretty run of the mill in the end. Never looked like being pushed at all by the “so called Rangers” A bit too much anxiety on here a bit earlier. Relax we are playing a very poor side. Now that is out of the way we can focus on a real
Match with Anderlecht in the CL. This week two away wins six scored none against, let’s make it three wins away in a row

Tex
6 years ago

Walker is a bigger wan*er than McCann,the wee shi*e should not be allowed anywhere near Celtic Park,

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Tex

Quite a competition – Walker or Odious Neil McCann? Who is he biggest dick head between these two? Could be a joint Gold medal!

charlie
6 years ago

port jeest red yer post at 11.22 RIP Jeda ye musta been some man tae sire yon port wan

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

heers wan for oor portpower

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie
portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Right footed Woodsider Greenock Dad Charlie.

Bassa could run to fight another day.

What a man.

He gave me my piece and jam.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

port woodside greenock ye say so he wis wanny they lucky wans who had the ferry fare aff rothsey ha ha

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Couldn`t get halfway up the ally and my arse was skelpt.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

A Shipwright Charlie,he was a joiner.

That copped me a sour heid.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

port auld Charlie used tae kiddon he wis a joiner a knew he wis kiddin on when he told me tae hammer in the nails wae ma heid he he tough fuckers they auld guys ha ha ha ha

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Though,left footed I danced around and past him.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Forgot to say.

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