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Celtic Diary Friday August 25: Prestige, Progress Precedents and Paddy

The Champions League draw threw up a major surprise yesterday when Celtic, drawn out amongst the last group of teams didn’t get placed into the group containing Juventus and Barcelona.

Instead , supporters found themselves looking down the twin barrels of Bayern Munich and Paris St. Germain. Then there’s Anderlecht, which apparently gives us a great chance of making Europa League football, as expert analysts on social media immediately wrote off the Belgian champions whilst simultaneously admitting a lack of knowledge about them.

It could have been worse, but not by much.

However, the consolation is that we have the glamour we wanted, and we do have a chance of making it through to the promised land of European football in the New Year, and thats because we’re a better side than the one that participated last year.

The manager will be making sure the players understand that, and if they do, then the sky is the limit.

We’re certainly a better side than our own media think. Last night rosenborg completed a home and away double victory over last seasons Europa finalists ajax, and that proves they are no mugs, and yet Celtic overcame them in the qualifiers.

We must not underestimate our own capabilities, and although we’ve drawn tough opponents, so have the other three teams in our group.

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Celtic number two Chris Davies spoke shortly after the draw:

“Qualifying is a fantastic achievement and you have to look at what you are up against now,”

 “There is a massive gap which has opened up in Europe, more than ever, between some of these elite teams and the rest.

“You have to be mindful of that. The money they are spending on one player alone is incredible.

“But it’s not as if we have players who haven’t played at this level before. We’ve got some excellent players ourselves with Champions League and international experience.

“Neymar has gone to PSG with that enormous transfer fee [£198m] but he is someone our players have played against, so that’s a good reference for them in terms of their level. That will give them confidence.

“You look at the draw and there are world class players in every group. 

“Brendan is a realistic, pragmatic manager. But at the same time he gives players belief and confidence. He has a lot of confidence in the way we play and what we can produce.

“It is an exciting challenge, not one which scares us.

We are playing against teams which are favourites to beat you. You are the underdog against the likes of PSG and Bayern.

“It’s not something that is new to Celtic, going into these kind of games against really good teams. We are going to embrace it and look forward to it. We are going to control what we can in terms of planning for the games tactically.

“It’s an exciting challenge for us all, The players can look forward to going out and showing the same personality they did away to Moenchengladbach, Manchester City and Rosenborg – references where in good European venues we performed well.” 

Davies also put the twenty minute terror against Astana into perspective..

“We were in that unique position in a play-off final where the opponent was putting enormous risk into the game by changing their shape and chasing everything while we were counter-attacking and making chances ourselves,” he said. “We weren’t finishing our chances and they were taking theirs and the game became opponent.

“The point I am trying to make is that we are a better team defensively now than what we were this time last year. We conceded 7 goals in the qualifying campaign last year, and four this year. Away at Rosenborg it was a fantastic defensive performance so we are evolving and improving as time goes by. We will look forward to it.

“The other point that is important to make is that you can’t underestimate just how much of an achievement it is to qualify for us. I don’t think anyone should come away from that at any point. What we go through as a club to get there is very difficult. You are in the first weeks of pre-season against teams who have played 20-odd games and you have to go to different places on different pitches and we have had a lot of injuries.

“It is a fantastic achievement to qualify from Brendan and from the players and we should savour it and really enjoy it.” 

It certainly won’t be dull, and we have a lot to look forward to.

Davies again;

“Third place is what people will immediately look to,”

“But from our perspective it certainly won’t be the message that we’re internally giving to the players from the manager. That’s just not the way that we work, that we’re resigning ourselves to third place.

“A club of this size doesn’t do that. You have to look to each game and give it everything and see what happens. The challenges are clear and are clearly really big for us. We will be playing probably two of the biggest and best clubs in world football in our group.

But, having said that, the record that we have got at Celtic Park is always something that works in our favour.

Actually, I’d prefer to concentrate on improving that record. It hasn’t been great lately, and thats because other teams thrive on the atmosphere.

We need to make it a little more uncomfortable for them, in the ways I suggested yesterday in the diary.

At the same time though, with the crowd behind them, the players will feel like they can give anyone a game.

If all the points on the holy triangle of management, players and supporters are joined up nicely, then we could well surprise a few people. 

CEO Peter Lawwell spoke to the press as well, which would have pleased him.

It could have been a little bit easier, but it is obviously Box Office. 

“It is fantastic to have these clubs coming to our place, three outstanding clubs.

“Bayern Munich and Paris St Germain are top, top European clubs in everything that they do.

“For them to be coming to Celtic Park will be a privilege and they will be brilliant nights. 

The same goes for Anderlecht because we have great history with them.

“So, as I said, although the draw could have been easier, it is Box Office and we will welcome these clubs to Glasgow and give them the Celtic experience.” 

This Celtic experience should involve locking them out of the dressing rooms, putting laxatives in the drinking water and stealing all the laces out of their boots when they’re not looking.

Never mind all that, Peter, where’s Paddy ?

We bring players in, develop them and give them the Champions League stage. 

“If they want to stay, fantastic. But there is also an opportunity to go.

“Both in terms of attracting players and retaining players, the Champions League is where people want to play.

“There are another couple of players we’d like to bring in and hopefully we can get them over the line.

“We are making progress with Patrick Roberts. There is nothing certain and we are respecting Man City’s position.” 

At three o’clock today we’ll know whether or not its a loan or a permanent move. If I had a reputation, i’d stake it firmly on this. Others, of course cannot comment.

Fortunately , I can, and  it doesn’t matter whether I’m right or wrong.

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With Simunovic ( wants to go ) and Sviatchenko ( told he can go ) unlikely to be hanging around, there is a need to bring in at least one more centre half, and thats apart from Rivaldo Coetzee , who will also be revealed at three.

Another striker ?

Don’t be shocked if we do. Even if its to allow one to leave…

Rogers has hinted that the formation Celtic use just now will be altered from time to time, and at this level, in order to spring the surprises that we need to spring, this could well be the way to do it.

A few years ago, Ronny Deila explained to me that the system he had brought in would be altered and adapted once the players understood it.

There are similarities between the two managers, but Rogers , of course, is the more experienced of the two, and he has already used a couple of different systems during matches to counter any problems.  Expect this to continue and even become a regular occurrence as he pits his wits against some of Europes top class players and coaches.

Incidentally, there’s already been a bit of a spat between two German clubs….

Bayern tweeted this picture, a reference to the “That German team ” craic of last year… which had Moenchegladbach upset..

Meanwhile, as we were all looking towards Monaco and dreaming of glory, Albion Rovers found out that despite Rangers setting a precedent, you can get thrown out of a competition for improperly registering players after all.

Then again, what do you expect ?

Here’s how UEFA do things publicly…

And heres how they do the big events in Scotland..

Without a hint of shame, the Record reported..

Brian Kerr says his players are carrying the can for the SPFL board’s decision to kick Albion Roversout of the Irn-Bru Cup.

The Cliftonhill boss was shocked at the decision to reinstate Spartans after his club fielded an ineligible player in the first-round penalty shoot-out win over the Lowland League side. 

Yesterday’s disciplinary hearing concluded that Rovers’ Liam McGuigan had not been 
registered, should not have played in the August 15 tie, annulled the original result and awarded Spartans a 3-0 win.

Rovers were fined £2000 and have also been denied a lucrative home tie against Irish side Linfield but Kerr insists it was an honest mistake as they pled guilty to the error. He also believes the verdict may not have been so severe if it involved a club of a bigger standing. 

He said: “There was no attempt to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes as Liam has been here for a while. There was an error in registering his contract. We held our hands up to that and expected a fine and the game replayed.

 “To be thrown out is harsh, it’s so disappointing for the club in terms of a game against Linfield and I feel sorry for the players as they were blameless in all of this. They are the ones who have been most severely punished.” 

We should help out here.

Big protest at Cliftonhill, threatening social unrest, whilst waving banners and shouting we are the people.

Usually works .

Which reminds me, have you seen who the linesman is for the St. Johnstone game tomorrow ?

Douglas Ross MSP

From Holyrood magazine…

Amnesty International has urged Douglas Ross to apologise after the Scottish Tory MP called for tougher enforcement against Gypsies and Travellers, with the human rights group describing his comments as “a terrible example that only serves to foster further discrimination and prejudice”.

The Moray MP came under fire from campaigners and opposition parties after saying that, if he was Prime Minister for the day, without any repercussions, he would introduce “tougher enforcement against Gypsies and Travellers”.

Responding to the comments, Amnesty International’s Scotland programme director Naomi McAuliffe told Holyrood: “When our elected leaders use this sort of blatantly partisan speech, they set a terrible example that only serves to foster further discrimination and prejudice.” 

Whe  you consder  the two racist Tory councillors re admitted this week, its nice to see that the United States isn’t the only country becoming aware of this old adage..

Dear America: You are waking up, as Germany once did, to the awareness that 1/3 of your people would kill another 1/3, while 1/3 watches. 

Thats why we dip into the world of politics for this weeks

Knob of the Week 

Ruth Davidson has , from their point of view, done an incredible job with the Scottish conservative party, taking them from one MP to several. She did this by encouraging divisions in society , as she has shown this week with her support for the two councillors who tweeted anti catholic and anti Irish nonsense.

Her refusal to condemn Dougie Ross adds to the feeling that she herself is a little bit on the bigoted side, and is representative of a kulchurr that has no place in modern society.

So, Ruthy Ruth, you are the first woman to lift the coveted

Knob of the Week 

award, and its for your contribution to a caring and sharing society.

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And ,of course, your refusal to say anything about it publicly, because your cat was missing, or something.

If i was her cat I’d have been away a long time ago.

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 Yesterday, we asked for your thoughts on this picture..
IRISHGUY August 24, 2017 at 12:22 pm · Edit · Reply →

CAPTION…………..

” Now dont forget Mrs, keep the mask on until you get past the big building with the curtains on the outside “

Todays picture…

Later today, at noon, El cormacos season preview hits the site. Keep an eye out for it.

Its a belter.

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Monti
6 years ago

Caption: ” Bayern, PSG, Celtic and Anderlecht…..or Coronation st, Eastenders, Emnerdale & Hollyoaks?…….Stupid, stupid Huns “

ewanbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

so true Monti they are the dumbest morons you will ever come across

Devoy45
6 years ago

Ruth Tank Commander Davidson, latest in a long line of Unionist politicians who sacrifice Scotland and its people to their own career plans.
I also nominate Neymar for next Knob of the Week. A player with great skill who resorts to cheating, moaning, diving and drama to get other players sent off. Hint: he doesn’t like to be tackled, even fairly. Roy Aitken where are you when we need you? Broonie will have to do. Maybe we can all get Neymar rightfully sent off at Celtic Park? How sweet would that be? I like to watch class players but not cheats. Simulation would get him sent off by a good referee as would many of his off-the- ball antics.
St. Johnstone?
Gordon
Lustig/Simunovic/Bitton/Tierney
Armstrong/Nchamb (Broonie is off the boil and needs a rest)
Forrest/Rogic/Sinclair
Griffiths
subs: McGregor, Hayes, Henderson, Ajer
I see 3-1 to the Bhoys. Time to pull away from the pack.
A big match and maybe a tricky one.
Tommy Wright will be the Huns’ next manager. You heard it here first.
We are a better team than last year in the CL so I think we have a few good surprises in store. I eagerly await.
Brendan and the Bhoys, well done! Proud to be a Celt.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy,
No point in asking her if she wants something from the Dessert tray 🙂
She was ordering that during her starter!

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, she ordered a ‘moooooooosssse’. At least I think that’s what I heard.

Monti
6 years ago

Antlers for a tooth pick?

5TB
6 years ago

Caption;

Peter Lawwell equals Celtic compromised. Always.

5TB
6 years ago

Caption;

Heated driveway. Tick. Share issues aplenty. Tick. Massively overpaid salary. Tick. Champion league bonus money on top of my hugely inflated salary. Tick. Getting away with it for another year. Tick.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  5TB

Exactly 5TB.
His heated driveway far more important than a living wage for Celtic staff. Scumbag.
FC not PLC (to copy another Tim’s patter)
HH

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Never mind the linesman tomorrow,remember who the ref is!
Caption: Peter thinks ‘ I love the smell of Box Office at any time,££s,€€s,$$s,bitcoin’…..

ewanbhoy
6 years ago

i think we have been lucky that we play PSG at home in our first game, they have alot of new players and wont be up to speed yet so getting them so early gives us a better chance of beating them and then we could go away to Anderlecht full of confidence and get a major away win…….i like to be optimistic 🙂

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption …

Trump lookalike..thinks..
I wonder if big Pete’s phoning the driveway company for my heated drive … I’m due some reward for the great job I do .

Mike Annis
6 years ago

Caption: Oh fuck we’re screwed but think of the money.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Anderlecht,10th in league,played 4,won,er,1.Four points.There Pedro,enjoy your fish supper today,you’re not that bad…….

Level 5 plant
6 years ago

Caption.Peter i know that was a tough draw but Man have you brought a change of clothes!

Monti
6 years ago

At the risk of repeating myself, i really hooe Brendan has targeted a quality central defender, in addition to Coetzee.
It’s time to get this defence seriously invested in, build a strong defence and give the team a chance!

HH

ewanbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

100% agree and think we will sign a top CH with more experience ……could maybe see us breaking our transfer record on this

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

hooe Brendan? Is that sexual?……

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

If we qualify from that group….it may well be….

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Nice one…

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti/Rob, FN brilliant, that.
HH

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Thanks,we do try our best to raise the banners on here,TicToc.HH

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

If we keep Jozo and Boyata is fit I don’t see what the problem is with Ajer Biton Tierney and Lustig as backup?
We could go with a 3 and have two wing backs as Support when defending making a 5 with both Brown and Ntcham sat in front making it 7.
More than enough to cope.
If Jozo goes then fair enough he needs replacing but can you see him ducking the chance to face Bayern and PSG to go to Burnley?
My guess is he will be told he can make a move in January after the CL Groups.
By that time his replacement should have been sourced (if he’s not already been sourced that is).

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Coetzee?

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

He’s not passed a medical yet when he does and we sign him then of course that would make 4 CBs available with 3-4 backup players.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

CS,
You sell the surplus…..

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Agreed yeswhen they become surplus.
Until he actually passed the medical and is signed they cannot be classed as surplus though.
He’s an upgrade I should imagine much like Dembele, Ntcham and Sinclair are.
I can see Sviatchenko being punted once he (Rivaldo) becomes a Celt.

Mike Bhoyle
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Maist sensible thing I’ve read in a while Monti…
Its oor Achilles heel.
And its no just the players…I hate how everybody needs to be a Beckenbauer…playing to instruction.
Brendan…get them tae stoap it….ffs…!

ewanbhoy
6 years ago

i think we could well see 3 new players coming in especially if a couple are going out……and wee Paddy will be a permanent signing not a loan…..i hope

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  ewanbhoy

ewanbhoy,
Hopefully the Roberts deal is a permanent one, would certainly explain the duration of negotiations, you’d think a loan deal would be quicker for example.
Like you i think we need 3, Central defender, Roberts and a striker.
Add those to the squad that’s there and we should be in for another memorable season!

The board MUST back the manager!

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

If we get Roberts and keep Dembele I don’t think there’s a push for a Striker till Jan.
If we sell Erik and Jozo we defo need another CB.
I think we need a quality Right back Lustig is the weak link in the back line when everyone is fit.
He’s decent going forward but now struggles against quality wingers I think.
I should think Brendan can talk Jozo into staying put till Jan citing the draw yesterday as an opportunity to play against some of the best attackers in World Football as a great shop window for any move down South?
He does ok against them his price (and wages) will increase big time.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie S, “If we sell Erik and Jozo we defo need another CB.” That’s an understatement.
We would then need TWO, immediately. Jozo’s the only REAL C/B we’ve got. Erik’s a decent player but too slow. We’re currently using (at times) two DMFs instead of CBs. Boyata (IMHO) is not and never will be Celtic standard; he’s got a lot of talent but not the character/temperament to carry it off. Needs to be shipped. Whether Nir Bitton or Kris Ajer can become CBs is a moot point but they’re not ready now.
Strange, really, that we did not see this coming (including Jozo’s want away tendencies) and find ourselves in a dodgy position. It’s not a new thing.
Hope it’s resolved soon and Rivaldo Coetze is as good as VVD or Jason Denayer and we bring Jason back to the club too.
HH

6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Think you will find Boyata is very much in Brendan’s plans at CB.
Whether you or anyone else rate him is irrelevant bud.
Brendan rates him and I think under his guidance he has enough ability to make a decent defender out of him.
You also seem to be missing the other aspect he brings to the team he’s a real threat on set pieces.

6 years ago

We should be confident. It’s 11 men v 11 men over 90 mins. But we need new defenders. Other than that, I can’t see us getting beat at Parkhead.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Jimbo

Is this regarding the St.Johnstone game?…..

Big Shuggy
6 years ago

Caption: With a wry smile Peter thinks back at the sevco directors over celebrating the semi final win and thinks to himself you stupid fuckers if it wasn’t for them we might not have Brendan.

Monti
6 years ago

Steven r,
If he was on the phone to them,it’d be to express his disappointment that they aren’t in the group stages as well.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Aye, and he’d shit himself – again 🙂 when he found out they don’t accept reverse charge calls at the ‘centre of excrement” as no cunt allows them normal dealing powers as they know any bill will never be paid. Fuck the huns, you’re deid, so DIE.
HH

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Centre of excrement,classic,I’m going to steal that….

6 years ago

London Tube platforms are being painted green to cut congestion

“We’re trying to encourage platform users to maintain a consistent behaviour,” TfL spokesperson and Celtic supporter, Ruben Govinden says. “What people are told at the moment is ‘please move down the platform’ – they’re used to being asked that, so what we’re doing is looking to see if we can add a visual cue to that as well.”

Morto
6 years ago

Caption:
(guy at the back) Wow, look at the wallet on that!

charlie
6 years ago

what a draw that is every team will take points aff everybody else in ma opinion so it should be tight canny fuckin wait COYBIG

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Exactly what I think.
Just hope there’s no collusion in the group if PSG or Bayern look in danger. Huns are the main cheats near us (geographically) but there’s mair like them right intae the core of EUFA/FIFA. Anyway, intae a’ them cheatin’ bastards.
COYBIG
HH

charlie
6 years ago

caption peter weres that statement about them cheatin bastards

6 years ago

Caption:
4:30 PM

Peter Your shares just went up to 129.50
The Market Cap is £173.4 m
Liverpool want Dembele for £40m
Aberdeen want Henderson for £1m
The met office say it’s going to be a hot winter
The Electric Board have slashed your bill by 70%
Neymars registration for the Champions League is void
Roberts signed a 5 year deal on 5k a week
There’s a curtain ban on a Etims
John James safe house has been located in Lochgilphead
Dermot has just banged his heid and is on about blowing his fortune
On Celtic

If Carlesberg did Text Messages

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

No I don’t drink the stuff and couldn’t be arsed googling it.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Weered, fucksake man yer pullin’ Charlie S for mis-spelling and then YOU miss the ‘s’; it’s Carlsberg. And, for your further information, they used to make the best draught Lager in the whole fuckin’ world; Carlsberg International.
I used tae come in at night tae the Hatch Club after a 12 hour shift (it’s between Morecambe and Heysham power station) where I contracted and was staying. I’d be absolutely fucked after being up till 1.00 AM drinkin’ it the night before. Get in, have some grubs and then “I’m just havin’ a couple…….1.00 AM again and repeat daily for 3 months at a stretch.
Fuckin’ good days them…just like now 🙂
HH

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Shoulda dropped an e
😉

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie Saiz,
You dropped an N,O,S,E,B,A and a G.

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
Celtic FC representatives Peter Lawwell and Scrad/Charlie pictured at the UEFA group stage draw.

6 years ago

Caption
Thanks Peter I just secured the Tarmac contract for the Road Upgrade at Lennoxtown
🙂 Paddy McCourt

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

You forgot the gypsies and travellers Signed Douglas Ross….rayycciisstt…take very good note,Ralph,RALPH?….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Hmmmmmmmm…..:/

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ok just this once Monti no really my bag but hey ho here we go

https://youtu.be/t05G0983BcI

charlie
6 years ago

horrible cunts ajax knocked oot ae europe well done rosenburg

6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Apparently the fenian lamppost started flashing to the beat of The Come out ye Black and Tans Remix after the final whistle…

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

he he

portpower
6 years ago

RUMOUR MILL:
Barry Ferguson has put his last £3000 on Paris Saint-Germain to win against Celtic.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

That’ll not be his £3,000 it’ll be a Chelsea or West Ham fans.

Wisnae me
6 years ago

Absolutely nothing wrong with anti-Catholic Church sentiment. If it’s against people then that’s a different issue. Also, while I don’t believe it, it is possible that he has examples of travellers being able to flout existing laws and be treated with kid gloves by councils and police, so “tougher enforcement” would actually just treat them like regular people. But more likely that “exterminate” just sounds too harsh.

Caption: Great draw, that should keep the punters quiet about that Res12 stuff for a while.

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

PARDON???…

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

Moderator, please remove post at 10.48,deeply offensive and shameful…

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

Wisnae me,
I beg your fucking pardon?

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Exactly Monti, I thought I was hallucinating. Utter disgrace.Three different religions in our work are disgusted at the comments..

Wisnae me
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Rob, Monti, which part is so terrible to your precious little ears?

Are you saying one shouldn’t be against the Catholic Church? Or did you misread the bit about what the tory was saying about travellers?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

Wisnae me,
The Catholic church is sacred to many people, i would urge you to show some respect to that, if not the church.

Wisnae me
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I will respect people, not their beliefs or institutions, especially one that I see as dangerous and damaging that has been spreading harmful ideas for many years. That the majority of Catholics ignore these proclamations is to their credit.

Wisnae me
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, I’m happy to have a discussion about the pros and cons of the Catholic Church and the appropriate response of its members, but this is not the right place – I only brought it up as it was a key component of the knob of the week and I wanted to ensure we all remember that while people deserve dignity and respect institutions do not.

Think of the Ibrox faithful and their inability to accept any criticism of their club(s) or leaders and what that ultimately led to.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wisnae me,
If that’s your attitude towards Catholics and the Catholic church, i don’t think i’d be able to talk to you on any subject.

For the sake of the blog, i’d leave it there!

God bless!

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

RCs are the Church. WE believe in one Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church but I also believe All religions should be respected. Please repeat your proclamation next time you are watching a Celtic game in a crowded bar.go on. I dare you….

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

So the institution of the Catholic Church doesn’t deserve respect.Stop digging, what sort of Celtic fan are you??

Uralius
6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

All religions with messages of peace, that help people find their own happiness and peace must be respected. What should not be respected are those who use their religion as an excuse or means to harm others.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

Uralius,
Well said!

6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

The Catholic Church has a long history of all manners of human rights abuses through the ages carried out by and on behalf of the Church.
As have other Religions who claim to be representing a God of love and understanding.
I get what Wisnae is saying though I do think he/you could have put it better and perhaps in a better setting than a football forum frequented by many Catholics (including myself)?
Whilst our church has been a force for good in the main it’s hands are not as clean as some seem to think.
Without going into detail obviously.
God bless.

I will quote Gandhi as usual on the subject at hand…
“God has no religion”

Wisnae me
6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

Rob: “Please repeat your proclamation next time you are watching a Celtic game in a crowded bar.go on. I dare you…”

Are you saying that adherents of this religion, followers of the prince of peace, with sentiments like turn the other cheek, will turn violent should someone dare to suggest that their beloved, sacred church should not be immune from criticism? That type of shielding from scrutiny is exactly how the few bad apples were allowed to abuse kids for so long without secular authorities getting involved. Have a watch of Spotlight, it’s a really good film.

I should point out that most Celtic fans are NOT Catholic and for you to try to conflate the two is disgraceful. Celtic is a broad church, open to people of all colours and creeds – as long as they appreciate football being played the Celtic way.

6 years ago
Reply to  ROB O'KEEFFE

@Wisnae
Spot on.

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: Hawthorne swithers between “My! That’s what it means to be a big swinging dick.” and “Knob of the Week.”

Southside Tarrier
6 years ago

Caption, Kerchink,Kerchin,Kerchink. Now for the hotel.

6 years ago

Caption
Hi Peter Dermot here…
Neymar
Nay Debt
Nay Rangers
Nay Bother
Nay Worries

GIFUT

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: Going for 7 in a row, having hired a top manager ,playing exciting football with young talent and having secured £30 million CL money Peter checks the Etims forum to find out where it all went wrong.

6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

🙂

Bongo
6 years ago

Caption ‘My God he’s got the calculator out, to work out his bonus, already’.!!!

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Caption
Dave did you like the billboards plastered round Glasgow, after all it is green and white.

If we are offered 10mil for Simunovic we should take it and bring in a CH that is fit. Celtic need at last three quality players Lawell should now finance BR as if we struggle, he can sell Armstrong, Sviechenko in January, to balance the books.
. Oh how the SMSM wail atthe moon, they probably will dig up a deid Hun to say Celtic are shite, but they only have to look on the soothside for the real pish.
Think the way the draw panned out suits Celtic especially the last game at home against Anderlcht.

6 years ago

Bayern/PSG is tougher than Barca/City, with both being serious contenders to win the Big Cup.

So it’s us against Anderlecht for a Europa League last 32 place and need to keep in it before hopefully beating them at Paradise.

Concerning is that for the 2nd year running we’ll be going into these games with an untried central defensive partnership.

I thought the gazillions we earned last time plus increased ticket, mersh etc income was going to be spent early (Jan/early summer) to bed them in beforehand?

6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Boyata not back at training?
The obvious would be to play Boyata and Jozo with possibly Ajer or Tierney in a 3?

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Looks like Boyata is back on the mend and TOURE is back at Celtic training

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/1469776/kolo-toure-celtic-dedryck-boyata/

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I’m trembling with the joy of that……

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

So would you rather he started in Astana or Biton?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Boyata

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Which is why I am happy to see him back at training Monti.
Better to have a fit Boyata than no Boyata going into a tough Champions League campaign I think?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

CS,
Yes i agree with that, however i would still like us to bring in better than Boyata.
We had VVD and Denayer…..now we have Jozo and a Hillman imp.
We need a signing Charlie, maybe Coetzee is that man….

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Agreed tie will tell on all of that.
Boyata was much improved last season let’s hope he can improve further again.
There’s a player in there I hope.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Boyata didn’t play in the Champs League last year so he’s untried at this level.

I should’ve said untried and unknown CBs, if we bring in reinforcements.

I’m a fan of Boy@a and he’s Brendan’s number 1 pick as he doesn’t get bullied by big guys like Jozo who would’ve had a torrid time on Tue (luckily the Astana CF couldn’t hit a coo’s arse wi a banjo! 😉 ).

The simple fact is that both of them missed most of the CL last year and will miss parts of it this one and we need more reliability than that.

6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

I agree staying clear of injury is a priority this season for both.
Hopefully both will be fit and ready to go for the opener v PSG.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Bizarre, I thought I read earlier in the Beeb match preview that Boy was still weeks away, so defo not PSG and pushing for Lecht.

It does say Jozo returned to training after injury but didn’t add if this was from an Incredible Sulk after not being allowed to go to his boyhood heroes, Burnley.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I read somewhere they didn’t want to risk Jozo on a plastic pitch due to his previous injuries?

charlie
6 years ago

caption hoy peter look at this

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie
Rosco
6 years ago

Caption simply should b , Ka Ching!! It’s lawell after all

Monti
6 years ago

Puggy,
Maybe appointing Deila
Maybe fighting against paying the living wage
Maybe providing details of our fans to Police Scotland
Maybe allowing tbe Huns back into our stadium after causing over £40,000 in damages.
Maybe for sayinv nothing about the cheating club years…

Yeah, we all in awe of him……..

Puggy67
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Deila – hindsight is 20:20 – he sacked him too
Living wage – agree
Police Scotland – club are always going to do that do you suggest they withhold and get done for obstruction?
Allowing huns back – nothing new under the sun to lay at his door their presence has been offensive for a century plus
Cheating club years – not sure that issue is over yet
Not in awe of him just seems a strange day to have a pop.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

How is it a strange day?

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oh happy day when Jes…oh fec not going there.

Puggy67
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

in fairness though it’s a caption competition so my intention is to entertain rather than inform and win it, again, as is my penchant.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Puggy67

Ralph,he’s boasting about winning,remember our pinky promise and he’s got a pendant……

RunSammyRun
6 years ago

Caption: After that money spinning draw, I’m gonna raise that Robert’s bid by a fiver

Devoy45
6 years ago

I see that it seems as hard to get rid of players as to get new ones in.
When is Boyata due back?
And Dembele?
Most Celtic players are good enough to play and

6 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Boyata s back in training bud.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Wow, that reads like you interrupted Devoy45 when he was in mid-flow!

6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Devoy -When is Boyata due back?
Me – Boyatas back in training bud.

I think he fell asleep …

RunSammyRun
6 years ago

Caption: Hmmmmm, time for a new strip me thinks, a Champions League home top!

6 years ago

Big Peter laughs at the Celtic support as he makes Celtic world record holders in holding on to a 17 year and counting record for the ir biggest signing. Peter “Box Office’ Lawwell tells supporters we ‘will do our best’ (with what we have) trying to get to 20 years without spending more than 6 million on a CL standard player. He is also delighted that Brendan now wears a dog collar with Peter’s bitch on it as the manager says a 20 year old who has never played outside of South Africa will be a first team pick for the CL. Most Celtic players are not good enough to play in the CL. If that s your opinion I would suggest you watch more football. Only 3 Celtic players might make the starting line-ups of any club involved in yesterdays draw; Tierney (still only 20!) Simunovic and Rogic, Roberts, dembele, Ntcham are possibles but have little big game experience. The rest are a bit above SPL level but no more.

6 years ago

When did Boyata become a CL CB? I must have missed something. Did a couple of good games in the SPL make him a world beater. Very short memories on here. Most people wanted him strung up less than a year ago. Now he gives us hope. Good grief. He was often talked about in the same way as Efe. Straw clutching I believe.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  john

John,
I don’t want Boyata ” strung up ” ….just sold!

6 years ago
Reply to  john

When did VVD become one?
When did Jozo ,Kelvin Wilson and Efe Ambrose become one?
That’s right the night they took the field for Celtic in a Champions League game.
Think you will find the Manager sees Boyata as one and surely that’s all that matters unless of course you know better?
Did you answer my questions from yesterday btw?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie Saiz,
For one who has campaigned for ALL posters views to be respected….you appear to be a bit intolerant when it comes to John.

Maybe shut the fuck up and let the guy join in?

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Intolerent by means of answering his post when he mentions me by name?
All I am doing is responding with facts.
Boyata has returned from injury and Brendan Rodgers rates him.
The fact that YOU don’t and agree with John on the matter has fuck all to do with your interjection of course?
“Tell you what Charlie….”
Not tell you what Monti ….
Now away and affluent yersel before a banter ye again 😉

meanwhile back on the football…
The post you missed yesterday John after several long posts on the subject yersel….
We drew home and away with Man City ffs.
I honestly don’t know what it is you are expecting from Celtic?
Forget all the drama bud and lay it on the line answer these questions
1 HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BE SPENDING ON PLAYERS?
2 ON HOW MANY PLAYERS?
3 HOW MUCH A WEEK WILL WE PAY THEM?
4 HOW FAR DO YOU EXPECT THE SIDE TO GO HAVING DONE THE ABOVE?

Fill yer boots mate…

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Raffle yersel’

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Still no answer….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie saiz,
I don’t think giving giving Brendan £ 20m should be beyond us, i would spend that on 3-4 players.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

I would be spending £6-8m on the right player but that’s besides the point Monti John has come on and repeatedly pointed out what he sees as wrongs without ever Venturing to suggest what will put it right and at what cost?
All I am skint for him to give us all these answers he seems to have?
I personally believe Celtic will spend as much as takes to firstly deny the Huns a chance at that money and secondly enough to actually secure it?
It worked out 2 years on the bounce now and for the first time in a long time we haven’t had to sell the Crown Jewels to fiinance it?
Had we retained the likes of Forster VVD Wanyama Hooper we wouldn’t even be having this conversation.
But it doesn’t work like that any more the Burnleys of this world can outspend us ffs.
Perhaps the plan is to retain these promising players for longer than 2 Seasons and develop them into proper bonafide CL players before moving them on?
We don’t know yet but the fact Armstrong has re signed my suggest a different approach now we have a quality seasoned !anager at the helm?
Lenny and Ronny were new to this level of Management.
Brendan won’t be fuck around.
No matter what John thinks he’s not wearing no fucking collar and barking to Lawwells tune that’s for sure.
If a deals is available it will get done.
Simples.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

@Monti have replied give it time…

Iancelt67
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Charlie. Splash the cash enough of the tightwad bullshit. There’s money there, players will come to the spfl
I’d sell bitton and McGregor and one or two others and upgrade
Browns days are nearly over. It’s time to upgrade. Might sound daft. McGregor isn’t cl standard. Bitton is maybe keep. Or maybe even keep McGregor but just use domestically. Time to get some elite players in. We have Forrest possibly paddy rogic brown bitton and Armstrong. And ntcham. Up front we need one more. Two more defenders and we’re away. Spend the fucking cash every other club does.

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

@Ian
Celtic will not be in a position to sign elite players so long as we continue to survive in a cash strapped domestic setup.
Champions League cash is not a guarantee this is the issue I think you and others are failing to grasp?
I like you want us to speculate a bit more than we are but first you have to ensure the money is there to do so?
We only guaranteed that money (£30m) after the Astana result.
As a result that gives us about a week to spend some of it.
That’s no easy task when a Clubs are spending 3-4-5 times that on one Elite player?
We are shopping in Aldi pal whilst they are blowing megabucks in Harrods.
Roberts ,Ntcham ,Sinclair ,Dembele are all upgrades on what we usually buy bud these guys are a step up in terms of potential and class.
Whilst they don’t cost a fortune they are all very capable of making one in the near future.
To buy a Dembele down the line you are talking the best part of £30m and at least 50k a week in wages.
That’s £2.6m a year in wages now throw in a 3 year deal that £30m has now cost you almost £38m all in.
For one player.
Qualification for the Champions League will fetch you £30m ATM.
Failure to secure it and well your Club is now £38m in the red.
That’s one elite player has just set Celtic back more debt than the entire MON revolution cost Celtic and took us 10 years to recover from?
This is the reality.
The most we can hope to spend on one or two players is around £6-8m at the moment that puts us in the Paddy Roberts market.
Hence why we are looking at getting him back.

6 years ago

Tell you what Charlie play these guys in defence and watch Celtic ship 10 goals in one game. Just give the players a pistol with a single bullet in it and get them to play Russian roulette in the 18 yard box. Christ.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  john

John,
Quite right!

6 years ago
Reply to  john

John,

I’d take Debryck/Jozo over Kolo/Erik or Erik/Jozo, who were our CBs last year and did reasonably well.

In the 2nd half of last season Brendan settled on that and that would’ve been our CL CBs this year before injuries intervened (not entirely unforeseeable given both their records).

Mike Bhoyle
6 years ago

We need our defenders to start acting like….well…Defenders.
Far too much strolling up the park by the CB’s …and far too much bombing up the park by the FB’s.
We get away with it domestically…we don’t in Europe.
That 20 minutes the ither night was hopefully a huge wake up call..
Its an area that seriously needs addressed.
Rant over…

6 years ago

Surely 2 pistols or are you suggesting that we play with only 1 CB?

Now that is brave.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Boyata was poor, worked like a fucker and got better, much better. Who at Celtic just now is CL ? and what does that mean anyway ? We are going to play two teams looking to win the thing for Gods sake and have a realistic chance of doing so. With a proper set up now all the players watching and playing should improve their game and if they don’t they should be sold, so only good for us . I’m not an apologist for just being there but knew this would happen, a bit as John continually says… It always does …but I will pay for the package and a child’s as well and we will shout the team on. Anybody here think we could win the Europa ? Puts the CL into perspective ?

6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Great post Steve nailed it.
I would hope with a full fit squad we could make it to the final stages of the Europa poss quarter stage?
An extended run in the Europa could put the fringe guys in good stead for next seasons tilt at the CL.
Guys like Benyu Miller and Ralston.

6 years ago

I think semis of Europa should be achievable

TicToc
6 years ago

What, Peter? Yeah, I agree.
Really offensive when followed by Lawwell.
HH

SteveNaive
6 years ago

On Pointless now…Famous Tims …sadly Monti not among them

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

?

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Piggy you really think so, buying in January when we could buy now for a better tilt at the three games ?

6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Steve for me it’s a 3 year plan and year 1 objective achieved. Year 2 would be CL 3rd and Euro league run and year 3 being a competitive CL team that with the right draw last 8. Being honest I’d rather see the Europa in Broonies mits than a CL quarter. Defeatist maybe but the top teams are spending our annual turnover on a sub.

TicToc
6 years ago

Caption: “Hmmmm, Looks like shite, smells like shite, ergo it IS shite. Mr Lawwell I fear the Truth is coming out!”

SteveNaive
6 years ago

The game show Monti… category Famous Tims e.g. Henman, Berners Lee etc… you have too… ah fuck it !

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

Stevenaive,
I haven’t watched this game show, plain English would do though….what the fuck are you talking about?

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