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Celtic Diary Friday August 18: Bids In for Dembele ?

Despite being injured and ceding the spotlight to Leigh Griffiths, there’s still interest from afar and anear in Moussa Dembele.

Ambitious West Ham, who have already signed a few decent players in a bid to escape their lower to mid table obscurity , are said to have placed a significant bid on the table. It’s not reached Celtics table yet, but they will be posting it off very soon.

Monaco, apparently resigned to losing Kyllian Mbappe to Paris St. Germain ( No idea. Never heard of him ) are looking for a replacement, and Moussa is on their list as well.

There’s just over a week left of this transfer window, so expect more of the same right up until the last day.

Then there’s the absolute blind panic running through some of our support about the lack of investment by Celtic.

Pat Bonnar, the last man ever signed for the club by Jock Stein, led the calls for a couple of signings..

“There should be the possibility of adding a couple of players.

“There are those two areas, central defence and up front. But it’s the type of player that’s crucial. “You have to be logical about it and we don’t know how long Boyata is going to be out or 
Sviatchenko.

“If Sviatchenko was fit I would think they might be looking at moving him out and getting a better one in there. That would have filled the void a little bit.

“Up front, there is a legitimate debate to be had there about adding another striker.

“If Patrick Roberts signs on loan again then what he does is he can play in that position but also wide. There was a debate about whether Brendan could play with two up front at times, if he brings another one in there.

“It’s not his preferred way of playing but there is a legitimate argument about bringing in another striker.

“But if you bring in one quality one for money you have to get him into the team and he’s not going to be happy sitting around. So, it’s a bit of a 
dilemma.

“Brendan’s in the situation where he doesn’t want to add players just for the sake of it.

“He wants to find the right ones, not just from an ability point of view but also to fit into his philosophy and the way he wants the team to play.

“If you go and buy a big-name player, with a big price tag, he has to go straight into the team. “Is that going to upset the environment a little bit?

Who is he going to leave out?” 

Bonnar appears to have started off by saying we need two new players, but has somehow changed his mind halfway through his speech.

Like he used to do when someone fired a cross in.

As it stands, Celtic have two outstanding strikers for one position. Persuading a third of similar status to come, and paying the fee and wages that would take doesn’t make sense.

Far better to develop and promote from within. Let Jack Aitchison ease in and out of the first team, whilst saving the other two for the European scene.

Patrick Roberts will arrive before the end of the month, and he can do a job in the middle, as can James Forrest.

Unless Dembele is sold, we’re quite well off for strikers.

Bonnar mentions a central defender, and arguably that might not be a bad idea.

But Celtic have played five high pressure games in the champions League, and have yet to concede a goal without first choice centre half Dedryck Boyata and number one back up Erik Sviatchenko, with both Kristoffer Ajer and Nir Biton probing they are able deputies when called upon.

With Mikael Lustig also capable of filling in, and cover for him in the shape of Christian Gamboa and the more than able Tony Ralston then its maybe not a priority right now after all.

More than anything else, these guys all know and respect each other.

Why risk upsetting that ?

Its important to note that no one  who played a significant part in last years successes has left Celtic yet.

Stuart Armstrong will be the latest in a line of players to sign new deals under Brendan Rodgers, and do not underestimate the significance of his new contract, which has sent out a message to players pondering a move that he’s here for the long run, and is determined to put the club back where they belong-amongst the continental elite.

With the promising Oivier Ntcham and Kundai Benyu strengthening a midfield already boasting unprecedented strength in depth, then the only reason to bring any more players in is if anyone is leaving.

The performance and result against Astana proves Celtic are in a much better shape than this time last year, and its worth noting that last seasons Europa League finalists Ajax were beaten in Amsterdam by Rosenborg, a side despatched by Celtic a few weeks ago, which maybe puts that achievement into perspective.

This is a Celtic side that threatens to do much more than even the Larsson inspired Martin O’Neill team, and whilst we are all demanding more, that may just be because there is money there, and we need to spend it before the shops shut.

Fact is, we don’t.

Though keep an eye on a player called Andre Carrillo, out of favour at Benfica and available on a loan with a view to purchase.

 

All of that promise however, has alarmed the Scottish football establishment.

We may be seeing the national narrative move to the one most feared by the club, that of restricting income, in order to allow the other clubs to catch up.

If all the other clubs had put as much effort into finding and developing players as Celtic have, then perhaps they’d be able to shift out of their comfort zones and form a realistic challenge.

Celtic’s involvement in Europe leaves them vulnerable to domestic slip ups, and yet no one seems to want to take advantage.

There can be no excuse for a lack of investment.

Should Celtic advance, as expected, to the group stages this year, then every top fight club, bar Hibernian, will have received around half a million pounds for youth development from the Champions League pot-last years and this years payment.

They have very little to show for that, and so maybe need to look a little closer to home at their own failings, instead of sitting in dark rooms wondering how best to clip Celtics wings.

Theres even a petition to ban Celtic from the Champions League, such is the resentment among some opposition fans..

Astana had their game this weekend postponed to help them prepare and qualify for the group stages.

In Scotland, we get told its boring, we get told its not good for the game and we get told its unfair when our club strives for improvement and reaps the rewards on offer.

Image result for fuck them

 

We’re on the verge of something great.

And it really pisses them off.

 

Tomorrow Celtic face Kilmarnock at Rugby Park.

Thats if someone can coax their manager Lee McCulloch out from under his desk, where’s he’s been hiding since the B team took his team apart in the League Cup.

Will Rodgers revert to the A team ?

Will some players be rested for the long trip to Khazakstan for Tuesdays return with Astana ?

Or will he give the under thirteens a run out, with a view to the 2028 Champions League qualifiers ?

 

Regardless of the five goal lead, the trip away next week is still crucial, and even though one observer thinks its in the bag, there can be no room for complacency.

Especially this much complacency..

Replying to   and 

Fuck we could send rangers over for the second leg and still go through . Might go to extra time though 😁

 

Maybe a bit too far..morale is very low around that place..

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Though at least one of them refuses to give up entirely, and has a few ideas to make things better.

Does anyone else have any ideas that might help this guy and his club ?

Number four is eyecatching. They can hardly claim to have kept Rangers going, as its in liquidation, so the commemorative strip should be a cracker.

There’s the past…

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The present…

and the future..

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This marketing lark is a piece of piss.

 

On  a serious note, the morally and legally flexible SPFL have opened proceedings against Albion Rovers..

Albion Rovers: Disciplinary proceedings opened after club field ineligible player

The Scottish Professional Football League has opened disciplinary proceedings against Albion Rovers, after the League One side fielded an ineligible player during their Challenge Cup victory over Spartans.

Liam McGuigan was on the Rovers bench for the first-round tie on Tuesday.

The midfielder’s team won 5-4 on penalties after a goalless 120 minutes.

Both teams will be entered in Thursday’s second-round draw, pending the outcome of the proceedings.

Albion should ask them to take into account a few precedents…

And tell them to fuck off, and tell them why they are telling them to fuck off.

And we should all attend one of their next home games in a show of support.

Which, if they win their appeal, could be against Linfeld in the Challenge Cup.

Friday means

Knob Of The Week 

This week, I’m kind of tempting fate, but it serves him right a wee bit for saying what he said…

It doesn’t matter how the first game ends. We are still going to be in the Champions League.”

Stanimir Stoilov – Astana Manager 

Well, for a week or so anyway.

Speaking of that game,

 

portpower August 17, 2017 at 2:05 pm · Edit · Reply →

No one on here predicted the 5-0 score, though a few did anticipate 4-0. What maybe we didn’t take into account was that this team doesn’t sit back, ever, no matter how comfortable it looks at 2, 3, or even 4-0.

Cough…

portpower August 13, 2017 at 4:19 pm · Reply →

Kieran Tierney for centre forward.

Why the harrowing? The bus`ll have beer.

Top drawer 5 to the Celts.HH

Yes, Celtic did get five, but you forgot to include Astana’s tally in your prediction, which is kind of the point of a predictascore.

 

Yesterday we showed you this picture…

 

Puggy67 August 17, 2017 at 11:48 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Total radge congratulates Celtic fan. 

Made me chuckle, though yer man in the photo was a strong contender for Knob of the Week, but I figured that pose may have left the award open to misinterpretation.

And I agree with this reply yesterday..

“TonyB August 17, 2017 at 11:55 am · Edit · Reply →

If we get fined for that fanny being on the park, he should be made to pay it.

Griff should have kneed him in the nads. 

How fucking hard is it not to invade the pitch during a game ?

What goes through these idiots heads when they do it ?

Presumably there’s enough room to get a train in there.

Another offence, another fine and another step closer to a cumulative punishment that could be a partial stand closure.

today, have a look at this picture and make a witty, clever or thought provoking comment.

 

And lets keep all comments that way.

Any more that I think show disrespect to other users will see all of that posters comments cut.

Even moaning about that decision will see your comments cut.

Or commenting on it.

I can’t be arsed coming in from work and finding them anymore, so I’m not going to.

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Mike Annis
6 years ago

Caption: Cute wee dog finally grabs a proper meal.

FuzzyD
6 years ago

Kevin Mbappe, or to give him his full name, Kevin Mbappe, ba duba dop, Ba du bop, ba duba dop, Ba du bop, ba duba dop, Ba du, yeah

The real Anton Rogan
6 years ago

in fairness to yerman. he wasn’t on the park.

6 years ago

Thought Knob of the week would have been the very excited Lustig!

But should have gone to Ewen Murray..the Astana manager was actually very complimentary to Celtic and held his hands up on difference in class

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption … a young Jean van de Velde hits the water hazard on the dog leg 15th hole , he said it will hold him in good stead in later years..

6 years ago

Ralph,
Well said and i agree with you about the distasteful posts…..
Mike, could you show some restraint in your comments 🙂

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Caption
A young Hun gets told by a passing Manchester Polis dug that he’s using the wrong Club to get out of the shit he’s in…

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

You trawling again Red … 😉

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Perhaps a wee lamb Sand Wedge might be better?

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

🙂

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Oh,that’s a belter from CHARLIE SAIZ at 949.

Btw,Albion Rovers should request that they be judged on precedent re registration of players.

Naw,not the obvious ones,the wee sneaky one that everyone wishes was forgotten.

If it’s good enough for them,it’s good enough for everyone else. Let’s see what an omnifuckup happens when EVERYONE is allowed to ignore the rules.

50 shades of green
6 years ago

Fetch fido.

Fetch it yerself you put it there.

mike
6 years ago

Laughing aloud at there pain,
faces frowning again and again,
title hopes down the drain,
life for thems can never be the same.

Fretting worrying can we ever win,
titles, cups in the bin,
scratching away at their shallow skin,
Jabba working on the spin.

“Common tae fuck” gies a break,
Celtic always winning is hard to take,
somebody please remove our ache,
ok pal, its easy fixed, here’s a hammer and there’s your stake.

Zombies RIP (For the dead and the living, we must bare witness).

6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Quality stuff Mike 😉

Sure the bhoys are only at 70 percent
This the media they do resent
The thought we have so much more to give
That in the Champions League is where we live
Up to our knees in Euros and Quids
As the 5th went in they flipped their lids
All of a sudden they realise
A cash rich Celtic will be their demise
No powder puff piece will erase the thought
That any target can now be bought
Players like Paddy will be the norm
As Celtic improve their consistent form
Onward now to number Seven
No stopping us now our fans in heaven
Fuck level 5 were on Level 10
We’re going to keep wining again and again
We will do it right on the field of play
Do it with class the Celtic Way
No need for a leg up or a helping hand
For on our own we proudly stand
Whilst on the front pages you will slowly read
Beat it ya fannies yer Club is deid

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

😉

6 years ago

Caption: After succesfully passing his theory test, a young Paul Gascoigne prepares for his driving test.

mike
6 years ago

Caption an ode to Puggy,
he licks his baws like Ralph’s wee duggy,
lifts his leg to do a pee,
showing his willy for all to see.

He’s up so early like a lark,
scratchin the doors, leaving his mark,
if he disny get his breakfast, he starts to bark,
chasin sticks in the public park.

6 years ago

The establishment are now waking up to the Reality that no matter what shite they try to pull regarding giving the mongos a leg up Celtic are now in a position of legitimate strength and dominance.
If we do progress into the Champions League proper past Astana then this means a certain £30m hitting our Account at least going into the Next Summer window.
We don’t need to sell anyone to add yet more quality.
This has not been the case for any Club in Scotland for a long time now.
We are also in a position to let Dembele go if we choose to and no doubt generating even more spending power for when it is needed?
We didn’t acquire a £30m player we made one.
We have in Griffiths a top finisher now a 40 goal a season striker if he stays fit and we only play with 1 up so in effect losing Dembele is not and will not be the end of the world at Celtic.
This must frighten the fuck out of them.
Say for argument sake we agree a deal in January with a suitor in England and keep him till the Summer?
£20-30m guaranteed this then coupled with our CL dough puts us in a very good position going into the market.
It will allow us to go up a bracket or two in terms of quality which in turn will improve on what we already have.
Now consider we spend on a quality Keeper CB and striker to replace what we have?
It’s game over for The Pretendygers and they know it.
Watch the language of the press suddenly change to pro Celtic or feelgood powderpuff pieces as they backtrack from backing the dead donkey at Ibrox and groom the show pony at Celtic.

HH
Hee Haw 😉 GIRFUY’s

Pat Higney
6 years ago

Caption: Apparently it isn’t just Tiger’s game that’s went to the dogs.

Puggy67
6 years ago

Caption: The Royal and Ancient Rules of Golf 28:4 Any player being bit on the arse by a big dug shall incur a one stroke penalty.

BJF
6 years ago

Just about coming down to earth again, I can’t go into any important Celtic fixture without feeling stressed, everyone else seems so relaxed but I kept thinking what if we only win 2-1 and are depending on a result out there. What is wrong with me, clearly I need to do more than pay lip service to ” In Brendan we trust.”
Really good arguments today for not upsetting the apple cart and making a signing for the sake of it, if Dembelle goes a striker, if Erik goes maybe a central defender, maybe a really good young keeper or do we already have that covered, see what I’m doing here, trying to find problems that don’t exist at the moment. That’s it, the moment, lie back and enjoy this moment.

6 years ago
Reply to  BJF

Frankie says relax and welcome to the pleasure dome…

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=frank+mcavennie+parody&client=firefox-b&prmd=vin&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjtsum60-DVAhUFPFAKHR5yAMsQ_AUIESgC&biw=1024&bih=664&dpr=2#imgrc=swgFsJnsrK-C-M:

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Monti
6 years ago

Weered mate maybe both us have been in the wrong over this Una debacle, i think we owe her an apology what ya think?

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
The ‘ Monti ‘ that asked to apologise to Una….is NOT me.
Someone being a fud!

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You sure it’s not one of your multiple personalities Monti?
Ask Nurse Ratched she might know 😉

#Lochgilpheadseroxatno1CSC

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Absolutely agree.

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It was i who used the term beef curtains a comment so low it went clear under Marjorie Proops radar … 😉

mike
6 years ago

Stuart Armstrong signs a new contract for two years, one year if you count this season, so we are back in the same position next year with Stuart, his new contract is keeping his options open and not a ringing endorsement to his commitment for the cause, still players have the all the power.
How do you balance the expectations of supporters and life in the SPFL it isn’t easy.
Also the management team will have expectations and ambitions, how do you keep them satisfied, how do you keep them sweet.
We hope that Brendan will stay until hopefully ten in a row, but complacency always creeps in, treble winning, European C.L. qualification, but if you continually beat the other SPFL teams and cannot continue to bring in top class players, how do you expect a top Manager to stay, he is ambitious, already you could see his eyes light up whenever Liverpool was mentioned or his anger at Bitton being criticised, mibbee the beginning of the end is in sight, I certainly hope not.

ewanbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

mike this contract is really until January because he is off down south then.
this suits both Stuart and our board, he gets away and we get good money for him…….come this January Armstrong will be sold for 10M

6 years ago
Reply to  ewanbhoy

And that my friends is what’s called great business in Football.
He was never a long term project for me the guy is in the process of sorting his career out after Football with one year left at Uni I think he’s looking at one major move to England (financially not necessarily Club wise) to bank his pension and also to satisfy the question of how good he actually is?
That League can chew up players and spit them out I think he fancies a stiffer challenge on a weekly basis and with going unbeaten with a treble at Celtic what more is there left for him to prove in Scotland?
He can go with my thanks as and when it comes so long as he gives 100% with whatever time he has left at Celtic.
He made the grade and perhaps will make us a small fortune on top.

john young
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

An average player inmho take whatever you can get,he,s not a patch on Nicham.

6 years ago
Reply to  john young

I agree on Ntcham (different class) though to be fair Armstrong played very well under Brendan last Season.
Hopefully that continues until it’s time for him to go and we get a good asking price now.

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: Jean van de Velde: the early years.

mike
6 years ago

Already i’m fretting about him leaving,
stomach churning, gurgling, heaving,
will he see out the full four years,
or will he leave us shedding tears,
how can I relieve these worrying fears,
thinking back to those Brendan years.

We luv you Brendan, oh yes we do.

6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike stop fretting Brendan is still a young man in Managerial terms?
I thought he would be here for 5 years on arrival when he came and with 10 in a row only 4 years off I can’t see him passing up the chance of becoming immortalised by the entire Celtic Support for eternity myself?
The Board will back him have no fear we have the Establishments neck under our boot right now and I cannot see DD taking it off any time soon?
Sinclair Ntcham and Roberts(if he signs) are a sign of what is to come at Celtic have no fear pal with Champions League and it’s financial reward (which is huge now for Celtic ) we can compete with the also rans in England for the best young talent.
Seriously pal stop panicking Brendan is no mug he’s building a great young side at Celtic and has the freedom of domestic domination to try things out,blood the youth and not worry about the odd dropped points?
He won’t get that anywhere else Bar Celtic.
HH

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Got to remember how he was treated in the end by Liverpool after losing his best 3 players to injury,transfer and age.Christ he took them to a whisper of a League title and got sacked ffs.
That will have had an effect on his feeling regarding the Premier League down South.
It’s like musical chairs down there for Managers.
He’s on a very good number at Celtic where Champions League is a very distinct possibility every Season provided we keep the investment flowing and revert back to a Club that builds and not buys to sell for profit.
We are in that position right now.
Timing is everything in Football and his appointment is spot on.

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

Totally agree about young Aitchison, who is a great prospect. I’d like to see him much more involved with the first team this season. With Moussa out injured this lad should, at the very least, be on the bench every game we play.

6 years ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

Yoker,
Agreed but Aitchison has to reach a level where he can seriously compete for a place, he must stand out from the rest, push for the extra yard if you like.
Cannae put him in just because he’s young, he has to be good enough!

6 years ago
Reply to  Yoker Bhoy

I agree but only if he’s good enough to do so.

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Caption
A young Pedro considers an alternative sport

Celtic should really move on the title stripping with the SFA and SPFL.
They have a strong hand considering the influx of cash from UEFA to the other clubs including the Rankers.
The Rosenburg result shows the strength in our team, hopefully this time we get a kind draw, possibly even make the third pot, come on Rijeka.

6 years ago

Underwhelmed with the Stuart Armstrong deal which is effectively a one year extension.
If any club is willing to pay over £5m for him in this window, goodbye Stuart.
I was expecting a 3-4 year deal commitment.

Wee bit disappointed with this today.

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

That’s right Monti. For most SPL games and the league cup I think he should be ready. Not for big European games of course. I share your disappointment re Armstrong. No explanation given for such a short contract, only that he was happy to sign.

ewanbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Armstrong is only here for this years CL after that he is off but with the 1 year extension at least we will get good money for him come January

The Cha
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

At best it gives us a year to try to work out a long term deal but I’m sure that there’s a release clause that if this isn’t done then we don’t stand in his way if he wants to leave next summer.

Think he’s here for at least another year, as i can’t see the benefit to him of leaving in January.

Hopefully before he goes the likes of Ntcham and others have cemented their places so it’ll be no great wrench if he does indeed go.

hector
6 years ago

Also underwhelmed by the Armstrong deal so if he can recover his form punt him. I guess the fact that no club put an offer in for him and the window winding down had a lot to do with the deal getting signed. It was the same with Forrest last year but credit to the lad he committed to the club and his form has gone up accordingly. At least the extra year for Armstrong lets the club have a go at getting good money for the lad and not a fire sale as his contract ends.

6 years ago
Reply to  hector

Afternoon old bhoy,
I appear to be a prevert…..:)

portpower
6 years ago

If there`s zero mention of Astana in the said prediction,therefore their score to be had is there then identified as a 0 scoreline.

I`m petitioning this to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

I bought their 0.

6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

If you paid any more than a quid you have been ripped bud.
You can buy a wurrulds greatisht fitba kkklub for a quid ye know 😉

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Weered…My divination.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

🙂
Will Ralph admit that my prediction counts?

Prehensile they straws I am.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Your prediction has been closely looked at and it has been decided that it’s (extreme comments removed by moderator) .Hope you are satisfied with our sporting integrity type decision,if not you can always (even more extreme comment removed etc). Signed Independent Panel(Monti,Weered,Puggy(WorldClass) and Una(tea lady).

portpower
6 years ago

WRT ground invaders.
In Aussieland if you unlawfully step onto the playing field you WILL be fined between $5000-$10000.

6 years ago

Ralph,

Even though I have never had extended elbow syndrome, I have come out from under MY desk to congratulate you on one fine piece of writing. The balance of a real common sense appraisal of the team and transfers in and out, the exposure of continued inexplicable illusion – that list of our players being in the dreamland line-up is up there with the best – the serious reflection on the state of our game and the long overdue warnings, made for the icing on the tastiest of cakes that this past week has been. Many thanks.

H H

mike
6 years ago

It was great to see the great Tommy Rogic, recover his didgeridoo his mojo a great player with brilliant twa feet, ye canny teach that talent, its what you were born with and it keeps our Aussie mates more interested in all things Tic.
Tie his didgeridoo sport,
tie his didgeridoo sport,
don’t let up with the port, sport,
tie his didgeridoo.
Oh Tommybhoy we luv yoooooo.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Tommy Rogic,our staple Bhoy.HH

The Cha
6 years ago

Yesterday it was casting aspersions against someone who’s been diagnosed with dementia and today its endorsing someone who calls Celtic fans “fannies” but everyone else must play nice.

Hypocritical much?

6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

The Cha,
I won’t be changing m8

The Cha
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Of course you won’t, you always play nice. 😉

6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Weered,
Are you a fucking owl?

The Cha
6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Ralph and Ralph.

6 years ago

Ralph,
Someone is posting under my name, could you look into it and give the ‘ fake ‘ Monti a boot in the bawz?

Raymobhoy
6 years ago

I thought the peoples favourite Pedro would have been in contention for Knob of the week again. What with him factoring in bad refereeing decisions into training, analyzing the weekends match and then forgetting it (why analyse if you are going to forget everything you have analysed 🙂 ), and saying what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Ive got news for him, they are dead.

Doc
6 years ago

Good news about Armstrong signing the extension, will Benyu be ready to replace him in a year? Could be, if Rodgers works his magic.

Surprised by the KOTW award, I would have went with ewan murray for his ‘being in the CL is bad for Scottish football’ utter nonsense.

Caption: How to stop the young team stealing golf balls.

Caption(for the top photo): Una reads Monti and Weered’s comments.

elcormaco
6 years ago

Re Dembele rumours, I follow West Ham, according to ITKs around West Ham they are categorically not looking to bring in another centre forward, so that one I think can be filled under p*sh

Still buzzing from the other night

Admin
6 years ago

Armstrong – we get a good midfielder to help the squad and he gets to enjoy some European adventures whilst doing final exams and preparing for both his short and long term future.

Celtic can further bed NtCham in and also bring along current young talent too without too much major disruption with Armstrong there knowing the BR demands and how the team play as a decent goalscoring midfielder and backup to Broony and Rogic.

Come Jan or June, Stuart can leave with our thanks and best wishes. No tears but deep down he will know football wise, its never gonna be the same and further down the line will tell many tales of how he had a song at Celtic.

Money wise..everyone wins…its like Stan Petrov re-signing with everyone knowing the eventual outcome was an exit for a transfer fee sooner rather than later.

The Cha
6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

If his legal studies are that important to him as people claim and he’s in his final year then surely he won’t be leaving in January?

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

I wonder if the clincher in the deal for both parties was that Celtic pay for his final year studies and Stuart signs for 2 years?

Win-win,amulets all-round.

6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Seek help bud.

Ring The Samaratims on 01 do 1

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Wtf?
That was for DJ below

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mike
6 years ago

And pray tell what you mean by– ZZZZZZZ

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mibbee easier to power nap of piste then, so wires don’t get crossed ffs.

D J Smyth
6 years ago

Dementia is a terrible illness , I wouldn’t wish it on any of the Rangers 1872 .
However it’s a tad opportune for Calderwood to announce his early stage diagnosis of this terrible illness just as its alleged an investigation is beginning into the team managed by him losing 6-1 on final day to Rangers with Rangers subsequently winning SPL . Remember the main accounts bythe Rangers witnesses in Craig Whyte’s trial was they couldn’t remember.
Calderwood is now claiming he won’t remember

The Cha
6 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

Presumably you wouldn’t have a problem if Huns indulged their sick fantasies to question Big Billy or the other 2 Lisbon Lions’ dementia.

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

Nobody is questioning there’s??

The Cha
6 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

I’ve no idea and if they were then they’d be sick bastards.

6 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

D J Smyth,
Poor show….

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

DJ,old chap,could you please desist from using the r word.Thanks very much….

mike
6 years ago

In the land of milk and honey,
what some will do for mair money,
its the same in every sphere,
the only thing is, its different here.

Its no the same if your a banker,
different rules apply for the handy wanker,
America has it nailed,
for banking fraud, you get jailed.

Not trying to be pedantic,
but its different rules across the Atlantic,
they would be worried, indeed frantic,
getting jailed transatlantic.

6 years ago

The painters work was all in vain
The shitehoose poet struck again
On the wall he penned a sonnet
About Kieran Prior stuck under a bonnet
A blown head gasket the gearbox goosed
No line of credit in the big hoose
No deeds to be found and no road tax
A French bicycle repair kit and pish stained fax
An awful smell of superiority
Plates Front and back TR1FC
A burnt out clutch and broken lenses
Copy of Downfall bought fae John Menzies
He states it wall end in tears
His vehicle inspection confirming the fears
The motors a ringer it’s running on fumes
Just give it a clean and sell it tae the balloons
Charlie smiled and rubbed his big hands
Put a pup on the seat and sold it to the fandans
Then fucked off to France not caring a jot
Bagged a few quid whilst the motor did rot
Kieran sped off on his motorised chair
A stunt double on South Park
Timmy Timmy Timmy Disney care

Beau Nidle
6 years ago

Surely Albion Rovers just set up an EBT for the guy and instantly everyone at the SFA/SPFL will look the other way and forget all about it.

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
sevconian watergate crazy golf for kids opens.

5TB
6 years ago

Caption;

Caught in the ruff.

6 years ago
Reply to  5TB

Ffs that rhymes with muff!
We have standards in here Pal come tae fruck 😉

Una
6 years ago

Two guys called zonti & beered started acting really weered when they started to be afraid when a woman spoke back when they said she had a beard

They huffed and puffed when things got rough
Then they started to get tough by trying to defam my muff so i call your bluff monti & Weered.

Una
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Yours is all in caps billy goat

Una
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Thats really cool cucumber. Its a pity u had to drive past Queens everyday such a waste of talent.

Iancelt67
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Una you and other lassies should be encouraged to speak their mind without sexist bullshit, enough of the old fashioned diatribe . Treat everyone with respect regardless of gender let’s be part of a club that’s moved on from this rubbish. I for one would like to see more women in here, true Celtic supporters who have a right to put input into the forum. And collectively we should as men put down any sexist dialogue. Ffs we’ve moved on from the sentries

Iancelt67
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Seventies

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

And the sentries……

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Did they have jumpers for goalposts in the seventies as wee? And rationing?

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

*as well*

6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

PISH

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered, I can imagine something as innocent as a kickabout on a patch of waste ground in Belfast in the 70s would be anything but straightforward. 30 seconds a half maybe before the masons in the camouflage came along to call a halt to proceedings?

Una
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Thanks lancelt67, some of the thrashy comments directed towards me have been disgusting.

Una
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Thanks

bgbhoy
6 years ago

paddy back for a year then

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

celtic, deals agreed

6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

You called it first Bg fuck big Sutty 😉

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

it was done last week but wasn’t sure if loan or signing

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Hence why big Sutty stated what he did on air the other night when the co commentator suggested he might be off to some mediocre mid table English team?
I took you at your word and so it transpires 😉
Chapeau
Do you think it’s a lone with first dabs set up like Forster?

6 years ago
Reply to  Charlie Saiz

Loan’
Jobs ya wink 😉

ewanbhoy
6 years ago

the good news just keeps coming……Paddy coming back next week 🙂

6 years ago
Reply to  ewanbhoy

Ewanbhoy,
Is it that great if it is only for a year?

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It’s great for the fact we are not shelling out 8 million, and can spend money on another defender perhaps? A lot of cash for a player at that age, if he produces it week in week out hopefully we buy him next season

6 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Bgbhoy,
I’m sure Brendan can see we need a quality central defender, the jury is out on both Boyata & Sviatchenko.
In my opinion we need to bring in a commanding defender who can use the ball well, in beside Jozo.
Brendan has got Boyata doing ok but i’v never been convinced.
HH

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I think he will bring in another def. I’ve been impressed with boyata, but let’s see how he does against the big boys

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I think there is plenty scope for Boyata to improve he’s a real danger on set pieces of which we create a great many at Celtic.
Brendan seems to rate him so fingers crossed.

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Boyata? You taking the piss? 🙂

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Boyata put in some decent performances last Season in case you hadn’t noticed?
Hence why Brendan kept putting him in in front of Sviatchenko.

https://youtu.be/XT-mGfmWnmo

You could make a went minute video of both Jozo and Sviatchenkos misses Monti.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Boyata popped a few headers in. decent CB.

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

https://youtu.be/OhaXg6fkckQ

Like I said he’s a real threat on set pieces and given the fact we create more than 6 a game on average he’s definitely one man you want in there as often as possible.
Thing is we tend to create more than most sides in an attacking sense so barring any blunders (which all defenders are capable of having) it makes sense to have a goal scoring CB on the pitch so long as he has strong backup..which he does in Jozo.
Brendan rates him more than Sviatchenko and I have to agree with him on that score because Dedryck bring more to the team in an attacking sense.
9 goals in 40 games in the League
2 Goals in 12 games in Europe
11 in 59 games in total
That’s a decent return I think given his experience.
He will improve on that with better delivery.

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

20 minute video’

Aye Fred he’s improving all the time.
Him and Jozo are a decent pairing I think.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

CSZ ; I like bitton at CB aswell …

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Compare the scoring stats between VVD and Boyata at Celtic…
LEAGUE
VIRGIL. 9 goals in 76 Games
BOYATA. 9 goals in 40 Games
CUPS
VIRGIL. 4 goal in 7 games
BOYATA 0 goals in 7 games
EUROPE
VIRGIL. 2 goals in 27 games
BOYATA 2 goals in 12 games

TOTALS
VIRGIL 15 Goals in 115 games
BOYATA 11 goals in 59 games

Boyata is a force in attack even more so than Van Dijk at Celtic and given Virgil was excellent at free kicks that’s a decent return on set pieces from a guy some don’t fancy?
Whilst I’m not suggesting he’s as effective in defence as Van Dijk he’s still relatively inexperienced at Senior level for his age and could be a late developer as a result?
If he is perhaps causing or at fault for the odd goal surely the trade off at the other end is worth the risk?
I think so given we are predominantly attacking side who spend most of our time on the front foot in games barring perhaps 6 games in a Season in Europe.

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

CS, I don’t rate Boyata!

ewanbhoy
6 years ago

brilliant to see the pain on all the huns faces lol…..this is killing them(haha), they cant deny it any more and now see how good we are and they are shitting it when they play us next

D J Smyth
6 years ago

Early diagnosis of the onset of early stages of dementia is something the medical experts have not arrived at . But Mr Calderwood obviously doesn’t want to be blamed for following the Rangers management tactics at any investigation .

Of course dementia is a terrible illness & I hope he never suffers from it

The Cha
6 years ago
Reply to  D J Smyth

He’s been diagnosed with it so you’re effectively calling him a liar.

6 years ago

That might go down like a lead balloon
Especially with Tic Toc the Etims buffoon
But to you dear Red I say Tiocfaidh ár lá
I can say this because Pat was my da
You Ken am no plastic Paddy or parody Provo
Or a dyke jumping prick like wee Nacho Novo
I pulled on some boots and walked the walk
Mortared in Armagh just up the road fae Dundalk
That’s in the past now there it will remain
For I hope to see Ireland united again
It will be in safe hands with folk like yersel
Yer a man with vision of that I can tell
Not fucked up by years persecution and division
But free to think like the men of vision
Like Martin and Gerry you see a future
With no border,patrols and no flag of butchers
I seen this toothough through different eyes
The end of an era and the Empires demise

Chapeau Red 😉

portpower
6 years ago

The evidence against rangers(IL) needs to be firm.

My empathy to the Calderwood Family and Friends.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

His EBT ones?…..

6 years ago

While i’m glad Armstrong has signed again & it looks like Paddy is back on loan…..why do i feel a bit underwhelmed?

Is Paddy’s deal a loan to buy? If not i wouldn’t have brought him back.
We still need a central defender….

Iancelt67
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Totally agree with all of that too many errant passes from bitton on Wednesday for me

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Obviously a permanent deal for Paddy would have been much better but it’ll still be brilliant to see him perform majestically for the hoops again even if it’s only for another season. We’ll need him in the CL. Anyway, who’s to say we won’t end up signing him mext summer?

portpower
6 years ago

Meep!sevconian myrmidons,Meep!

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Caption is old golfers’ classic often seen on first tee: Players are advised not to lick their balls!……

Celtic125
6 years ago

We may be seeing the national narrative move to the one most feared by the club, that of restricting income, in order to allow the other clubs to catch up.

When you roll over as easily in the face of subterfuge of the implementation of rules and regulations then I wouldnae hod my breath in the Baths waiting on them defending the family silver. After the Board acquiesced the rebirth of the same entity from liquidation then it wouldn’t be entirely surprising if they’d agreed to help out with the next administration, for the good of Scottish Football? Mibbee a sizeable cork would lessen the pain!#bluepounding

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