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Celtic Diary Friday June 30: Etims Source Proves Correct

Not wishing to blow ones own trumpet, but have a look at this from the diary of May 9….

 

Our own stained source tells us to keep an eye on this guy…

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He’s Kundai Benyu, a nineteen year old, available for a development fee this summer as he is leaving Ipswich.

He’s spent this season on loan at non League Aldershot, and is being watched by a number of clubs, all of whom seem to be willing to pay a few quid for him.

Haarlem blue, who writes for Ipswich independent website, had a look at him recently..

“He looks very comfortable on the ball with most passes short and accurate and mainly looking to move forward. Good vision and definitely has an eye for the killer pass. He takes all of the set pieces for the Shots, freekicks and corners, and always wants to be involved. “

Watch this space, especially if Bojan Krkic starts sulking again. 

 

We will now pause for a moment to congratulate our man in the know, and consider the serious ramifications of having to pay for his beer the next time we see him..

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Well, whenever the scattergun approach of the mainstream media gets one right, they harp on about it for months, so we feel perfectly entitled to have our moment in the sun.

 

Kundai Benyu, harshly described as sounding like a Japanese bendy bus by our own philosopher El Cormaco, is an excellent acquisition, though one for the future rather than one who is expected to walk straight into the first team.

Celtic tweeted this photo of Kundai Benyu holding up the club's famous home strip

Manager Brendan Rodgers still has his eye on one more signing, one that will cost a bob or two, before the qualifiers begin, and that means the deal should be done within the next week.

On Benyu, the manager said-according to the Sun;

“It will give us great power and strength as well as quality.” 

Hang on, thats not what he said at all. Thats an older quote about another transfer target.

So lets see what Benyu told the official site..

‘I’m absolutely delighted to be joining Celtic,’

‘It’s a massive honour to sign for the Scottish champions and one of the world’s truly great clubs.

‘It’s also a great opportunity for me to continue to develop as a footballer under Brendan Rodgers.

‘I’m looking forward to meeting up with my new Celtic team-mates. I know there’ s a lot of hard work ahead of me but I am ready for this, I’m looking forward to the challenge and I can’t wait to get started.’ 

 The manager has told me just to relax and enjoy my time here, but has warned me not to let my mates talk to drunks in the pub, as that bastard at the Diary can pick up more than  Jodrell fucking Bank. 

He has signed a four year deal, and Ipswich will receive a bit of compensation.

There were reportedly several other clubs on his tail, and it must be regarded as a neat piece of business for the club.

Adam Virgo, who couldn’t quite reach the level of being a neat piece of business for Celtic, said this, on Twitter;

Amazing move for Kundai Benyu signing for what a great move for him. Take it from me your joining an amazing club best of luck    

Whilst someone who has watched Benyu added;

Replying to  and 

Celtic fans, you have got one hell of a player on your hands! With he was the best player I’ve seen for many many years! 

If only he was Mexican, or had spent time in the Portuguese reserve league, then our own media would be singing his praises and saluting the work that went into the deal…

There’s still a bit of work to be done to secure the services of midfield lynchpin stuart armstrong, although the gaffer is confident the deal will be done. armstrong himself is desperate to get his capital letters back, and should sign soon.

Rodgers elaborated;

“I wanted to put it on the backburner towards the end of last season,”

 “I didn’t want any distractions and there was a period of time when it wasn’t resolved.

“We put the contract talks on hold. He’s had the Scotland game and a holiday, so I’m sure they will resume over the course of the season.

“It’s just negotiation. Stuart’s at that point in his career. He had a brilliant season, he came on great strides last season.

“Contracts are always about length of time, or finances, but I am pretty confident the club and the agent will come to an agreement.

“He’s happy here in this environment and he knows he is improving and developing. So let’s wait and see. He’s someone I’m keen to keep. 

“The last thing he (Armstrong) needed to worry about was contract talks. We wanted to put that to one side. I’m sure that will be resolved over the course of the season

“He’s now an international player so let’s wait and see. He’s someone we want to keep.

“Naturally, I hope he (Armstrong), gets his deal here, and he is very happy. In his own mind he’s been through a tough couple of years, but now he has found a level of consistency and form and he naturally wants to continue like that.” 

Another who has yet to re-sign is defender Kolo, Kolo Toure, but for the big man its more a case of does he want to be a coach, or does he want to carry on playing..

Rodgers again;

“It’s a tough one,”  “Kolo is still in that mindset where he is asking: ‘Do I want to play?’ He’s now 35. He was fantastic for us last year, but his contract has run out. But he is someone I would like to have a role for.

“Obviously, the playing role diminishes for him. He just needs time to see where he’s at, in terms of playing, or whether he falls into the coaching role more.

“It’s something that he and I have spoken about over the course of the season. I think that sometimes what happens is that players who have been at that level, and have that experience, they sometimes just get pushed to the side a little bit.

“But guys like that are very, very important, not just for changing rooms, but for clubs. Players like that retain the values of a club and they understand the levels expected and the pressures, and they can help in that perspective.

With another player set to join before the start of the UCL campaign, things look a little better on all fronts at the club.

Someone is going though, the u20 coach Jim McGuinness…he’s away to China this summer to work with a guy called Roger Schmidt;

“It’s a fantastic opportunity,” told McGuinness to the Irish Times about the move.

“It’s a level up for me and a great honour to be asked. Roger is a really prestigious European coach and just to be part of his management team is a great privilege. I also feel that it’s great timing in terms of taking the next step forward in my own coaching career.

“In terms of Celtic, every decision that was made was with their knowledge. Dermot Desmond, in particular, was implicit in any decision made. And I’d like to think that the umbilical cord won’t be cut. Everyone in the club has been hugely supportive and hopefully I will return there someday as a better coach.” 

From where I’m sitting, this is the manager tightening his ring of steel around him.

John Kennedy next ?

Elsewhere, the issue of new and old clubs resurfaced last night as UEFA upset fans of “rangers ” , who made their European debut last night, something confirmed by UEFA when they published the badges of competition participants..

New badge, new club ?

However, there was more kerfuffle when Grant Russell, of STV, pointed out how Danny Wilson was desrcibed on the Ibrox squad

One for Rangers old/new club debaters. UEFA have Danny Wilson as eligible for Europa Lge as he was trained “by his current club” 2006-2010.

He went on to show a document which proved this, and by definition , proved that UEFA still view the basket of assets as the same Rangers who graced the continent over many years..
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However, this isn’t quite what it seems… but then again, nothing ever is from the illustrious STV hack…regular readers will remember his novel and refreshing interpretation of the Traverso letter…
Wilson was then withdrawn from the squad, interestingly enough, as Grant appears to have drawn the Ibrox clubs attention to a little bit of an anomoly that could have meant they had incorrectly registered a player, something UEFA are a little tougher on than the SFA.
Significantly, this shows that the SFA took the word of the Ibrox club on their paperwork for the licence application, and didn’t check the facts, something which we feel may also apply to the accounts, making the chat between Dave King and Stewart Regan a few weeks back around “general matters ” seem ever more sinister…
As for UEFA, could their reluctance to investigate the SFA be down to the fact that it would show their rules to be a little lax on licensing, to the point of ineffectiveness ?
Therefore rendering their competitions a little less honest.
Surely they would want to avoid the attention FIFA is getting about their financial matters, and to do this they have to start tightening up on teams who should not be allowed to enter due to not meeting the criteria ?
If Grant wants to look into something, how about he finds out which of The Rangers International Football Club or The Rangers Football club has the UEFA licence, detailed in article 45 below..
for those who give a toss, “rangers ” secured a 1-0 win over the side who finished fourth in the Luxembourg leagie last season, in front of nearly 50,000 fans who turned up to see the new signings make their mark on the club.
It was old hand Kenny Miller, the ex Celt,  who scored the goal, and none of Pedro’s Pillagers proved anybody wrong about their pedigree.
Fans weren’t impressed..
He means “first defeat in our entire European history “, of course.
Aberdeen , meanwhile, continued to strengthen their side with another ex Celt returning to Scotland, Sean Maloney.
Hearts swooped for Kyle Lafferty, the lump of wood who remembered being called a lump of wood by Neil Lennon, which may have swayed him over to the maroon side of Edinburgh when he had to choose.
St. johnstone, too, played in the Europa last night, falling 2-1 at home to a side from Lithuania.
Surely the SPFL can bring in an earlier start to the season to help our clubs avoid these nightmare games ?
How about ending the season before in March, and starting up again in May ?
Then we get summer and winter football, which should please everybody, and there would be a whole set of tv slots to fill. after all, its not Scotland will need players for any finals tournament any time soon, and the other nations who play through the summer don’t seem to suffer.
It’s Friday, and that means we have to sift through the examples of actions or words to determine this weeks Etims

Knob of the Week

After calling his squad the best in Scotland a few weeks before bringing in eight new players, Pedro Caixinha appeared a little confused with the expectations of supporters in the aftermath of a slender 1-0 win over Progres Neidercorn…
“I’m not a guy that can make miracles in three weeks,” 
Then maybe he should have stuck with the “best squad in Scotland “…
Pedro, not for the first time, and almost certainly not for the last….you are this weeks

Knob of the Week 

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Er, Pedro, its supposed to be No Surrender

 

Yesterday , we showed you this picture…

and I have to admit, though the “banter ” on here can be a little over the top, this did make me chuckle..

Monti June 29, 2017 at 8:32 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption: Yesterday’s caption winner heads of to Blackpool pleasure beach, hitching a lift by a passing beach goer!

today…

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Brian (not the messiah)
6 years ago

Caption: Rangers finally announce their audited accounts!

Pat Higney
6 years ago

Rangers media announces that all these books don’t exist as Dave King wasn’t there when they were written.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

winner

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Pat Higney

🙂

6 years ago

Caption: “ah cannae hear masel’ singin’ GRACE because a’ youse noisy feckers in section 111!”.

IRISHGUY
6 years ago

Caption………

” O.K. Peepul, bring in the shredders, Hector is on his way”

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

Or Campbell Ogilvie?

Monti
6 years ago

Ralph,
Glad to hear i made you chuckle, it is ( for the most part ) my intention.

Caption: Una announces she’s finished her ironing pile & demands to be let down in order to watch ‘Emmerdale ‘
Note: Una borrows Mike’s hearing trumpet for effect……what? 🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Weered,
Morning m8!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes, first day of the school holidays, so currently getting the runaround from a four year old princess….
Six weeks of this ffs 🙁

puggy 67
6 years ago

Captions: 1)I’ve written down every excuse you have ever made for coming home pished so don’t even bother opening the gate.

2) Woman gets massive horn at erotic literature festival

3) Woman brags about successfully putting up a book shelf

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  puggy 67

🙂

puggy 67
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

3-1 to weered

mike
6 years ago

Celtic T.V. announces its new signature song,

Tell all the huns you know, its gonny be ten in a row.

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

after next wednesday ts twenty in a row

Bigdunno
6 years ago

Caption: “The Rangers” show off their new tannoy system fitting with a stadium of Ibrox’s standing and current state!

mike
6 years ago

He walked along with a limp in his gait,
the man that “Rangers” supporters, loved to hate,
harder than coal from any coal seem,
our Celtic immortal, Jock Stein.

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

With the Iron Man at his side
They took the Celtic far and wide
Lifting Cups all over the place
Lighting up every supporters face
From the heat of LIsbon to the Bernabéu
The lion roared and made them bow
Crowned Kings of the Jungle and the Gallowgate
They silenced the Klan the people of hate
The press and the doubters he silenced them tae
His team played fitba the Celtic Way

mike
6 years ago

Excelleto 😉

6 years ago

Caption
Desperate housewife spruiks local bachelors to indulge in delightful fantasies with her. A free Kama sutra for all comers as a sweetener

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

That Mike chasing the bhaji again….:)

6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Used to be a an Indian restaurant called baby ghandis near me but the hippies complained and they had to change the name

6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Handy ghandis. Not baby Ghandi

6 years ago

Watching Spain v Italy u21. Fucking great game we should have scouts watching this if the Barrie McKay deal falls through

charlie
6 years ago

caption that picture reminds me ae a wummin a met in the pub last week voice like a fuckin foghorn

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Have they all not m8?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Cool

Liatroim Bhoy
6 years ago

Suffragette falls foul of loyalists, ends up on bonfire

charlie
6 years ago

congrats monti on the caption win even though mine was better he he

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

PISH 🙂

6 years ago

Big jock was a mason every one thought but he was at the lodge getting pointers from the scandalous lot
The bigotry that was legion from the grand master down
Was quickly dismissed when the celts came to town
Cause the only true religion was catholic you see as the boys in green showed their superiority
All trophies were won in a magical year
And the memories from then still bring a tear
Anon

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

A Quad that changed to a quintipulate!!!!!

The Glesga cup,
The Scottish cup,
The League cup,
The League,
The European cup.

6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Thought it was a half decent effort at poetry but I’m my one best critic

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Caption: The wicked witch from the Southside proclaims … Haw Dorothy geis ma sisters slippers back ya wee cow!

The Cha
6 years ago

Caption: Yesterday’s caption winner is hailed hailed “Get back to the 17th century with the rest of your neanderthal mates.”

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

The Cha,
Well said 🙂

Stu67
6 years ago

“Hey Bomber We Have Ra Deeds”

Morto
6 years ago

Caption:
Season books, get yer season books here.
Going for 55 again, get yer season books”

mike
6 years ago

Big Jock, begins his foray into Europe with the Pars.

It started in 1961, where innovative as ever he took the Dunfermline chef with him to cook the succulent lamb, against the Yugoslav team Vardar. (Death Vardar). None of his Pars players was prepared for the blood bath that followed and the players were lucky to survive without serious injury.
They went down 2-0, but the fact that they had won 5-0 at home with another Stein like performance was further proof, if any was needed, of this young Manager’s improving reputation. For the rest of his career he would excite comment and his narrative would be joyously expressed, like the ‘Ralphmeister’. He like his players clearly had special qualities with a fast growing reputation, it was then that he was first linked to the Hibees. Hibs at that time were looking for a new Manager to replace Hugh Shaw, who had been 40 years with the club, Stein of course would be the ‘Talk of the Steamie’ and his name was being linked with the Hibs I most papers. He later confessed to a journalist at the Express that he had turned down the job at Newcastle at double his salary. ‘A man wants to get on’. It’s not the money that interests me it’s the advancement in fitba. The Record revealed that the Dunfermline board had refused to release him from his recently signed 5 year contract, with Hibs offering him a ten year contract.
He, of course, was disappointed not to take this plum job what the Pars board did not know was that the Edinburgh side’s
Chairman had offered him the job at a recent reserve game.
The Dunfermline fans still thought that the Stein for Hibs move was not finished. He Stein felt that he had no option but to issue a statement saying ‘I have informed the Dunfermline Board that I am staying’ the classic rebuttal.
This was only one year since he took on the Pars Manager’s position but the tide was growing as fast as his reputation.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago

Ralph,

Caption: “Latest Celtic TV upgrade!!!”

H H

mike
6 years ago

Part Two, It was not the best time to leave the Pars, who were in full flow in European tournaments. His stock was rising and the Dunfermline players would have run through a brick wall for him. A tie against the Magyars was looming against Ujpest Dozsa, in the quarter finals of the auld Cup winners cup. What you see here is a man growing in confidence, growing his reputation, enhancing his name in the World of fitba. He obviously enjoyed the intrigue and the politics of the game. The ‘Magyars’ were dispelled very quickly, once again the Pars scored after only 40 seconds through Alex Smith, in this citadel of Fitba. They went 2 up in eight minutes when 30 year old Tommy McDonald scored a second. McDonald was a cracking player but Ujpest, a hugely talented team, hit back and the away leg finished 4-3 to Ujpest.
A near record crowd of 24,377 turned up at East End Park to watch the home tie, the Pars were caught out by a sucker punch when the brilliant 17 year old Ferenc Bene scored the only goal of the game to send Ujpest through to the semi finals. Stein was obviously disappointed, the game went the way he thought it might but surely must have thought for a Pars breakthrough, disappointed yes but depressed certainly not.
Jock had by this time brought the Pars up to fourth from the top of the League at the end of season 1961/62.
After a Greek side pulled out of the ‘Fairs Cup Competition’, Dunfermline, being fourth, were asked to fill the vacancy which they willingly accepted.

mike
6 years ago

Part Three: Having accepted this led to a tie with Everton the team nicknamed ‘The Bank of England’ for having spent £250,000 on their star studded team, the winners of this tie would either face Valencia or Celtic, so the incentive was huge.
The tie with Everton was to be one of Stein’s most controversial, where muscle overcame method and the referee should have sent off two players. As the game finished Stein and his team were showered with orange peel and other, erm, objects. Their team bus was also attacked and a bottle thrown against it’s side, all caused by a controversial goal scored by Everton which the Irish Ref. said had gone over the line, the Pars players were adamant that it did not cross the line and it all kicked off from there.
Stein had suggested to his players that they should ‘sort out’ the Everton players, this of course didn’t help.
Of huge significance is that Stein used Willie Cunningham as a floating defence player which we call now ‘a sweeper’. Cunningham had argued with Jock about the role, he was not happy and did not want to play this role, but once again Jock Stein was proved right. This was thought to be the first time that this sweeper role was played in British football. This was long before Stein the ‘Innovator’ went over to Italy to study Helenio Herrera’s catenaccio technique.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Part four, Stein, the journey continues.
Having lost the away tie 1-0 to Everton, a week later, that team packed with the finest players in England, came to Dunfermline and were beaten by Stein and his Fifers 2-0, a much more comprehensive victory than the score suggests, beaten in style, tactics and skill. At his next league game at Ibrox he told the Press that they were going to beat Rangers, an outrageous statement but, yet again, the Stein forecast was correct. Cunningham once again said to Stein ‘You’re gonny end up at Celtic’ Stein just laughed and walked away but the thought was there. oh yeah.
He prepared properly for his next game, travelling to Spain’s ‘Valencia’ but his team were gubbed 4-0. The return Home tie at East End Park was another ‘Stein Classic’. Everything that we had learned about Jock was encapsulated in this tie, he seemed to get bigger physically before an European Tie, fussing, nagging, growling, snarling and quipping, everybody got it that night. A freezing cold and frost hard pitch, nagging all the officials at the get go. Telling them that the pitch was perfectly playable when it was like concrete. Valencia’s protests were overruled. He gave debuts to 16 year old Alex Edwards and 19 year old Jackie Sinclair in a game that was surely for veteran players ‘Innovative Stein’. What followed was one off the best nights for Scottish Fitba when the Fifers became the first British team to down the swashbuckling Senors.
Three goals up in seventeen minutes gave the Pars an outstanding 6-2 victory. Stein had got a game played that should never have been allowed. The aggregate score of 6-6 led to a play of in Lisbon where due to the torrential rain only a thousand people turned up to watch Valencia’s left back score the goal to send the Pars homeward bound. Stein was on a learning curve, the sad thing is that their share of the gate money was £3 ten shillings, Valencia went on to win the trophy.
Stein’s European appetite was whetted, he wanted more of it and later we know that he achieved it.
JOCK STEIN THE LEGEND was marching on to IMMORTALITY.

mike
6 years ago

Part three has done a runner!!!!!!!.

Mike Annis
6 years ago

Caption: Theresa May after her bribery of the peace loving DUP reacts to a shout of “Incoming!”.

portpower
6 years ago

Caption:
The New Vanguard Band.

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

I think she’s telling the crimplene brigade that they hand over their pallets or or else.

Or else,whaaaat?

Or else I burn these MI5/SB files on the Nationalists.

Which would suit me…

Wisnae me
6 years ago

Audible’s first business model required some work.

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago

Ralph,

Caption “Tories blow their own trumpet about latest library cuts”

“Horn of plenty”

“Suffragette complains of piles”

“Discarded books for sale. Footballers at the blue
stall”

I’m just having random thoughts in the hope of finding an explanation for a team from Ibrox playing in a European competition last night. Maybe I just read it in a book somewhere.

H H

mike
6 years ago

Big Mike’s exit was very speedy,
running from the Ibrox needy,
the lying King was far to greedy.

With the scum he disagreed,
the money to him was chicken feed,
the lies and rumours he did not need,
kidding themselves they wereny deed.

Rebus67
6 years ago

It is difficult to get footage of Benyu. What we know is that he is young and has had troubles with his coach in the past. He is man enough to admit that he had an attitude problem.
He plays on the left side from the videos that I have seen. His ball control is reasonable and he is able to throw a dummy. Apart from that, who knows? So, he is a project and hence a gamble. Is he better than what we have in the development squad, or amongst the first team fringe players? Impossible to judge on what I have seen but it is clear he has a long road to travel to get near the first team. If his attitude erupts again, he will not get there.
Good luck to him. What a chance he has been given!

Rebus

Monti
6 years ago

Same dimensions….and women have often said they felt ‘elevated’ after an evening with me….
Just saying like.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Throw them m8…i usually target dwarves….it’s a fetish/sport thing 🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Campbell Ogilvie’s wife tells the inquiry board that Campbell will be busy until monday….

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Caption: IT’S JUST A BROAD BLACK BRIMMER!

rebus67
6 years ago

KDS reporting that Gonzalo Escalante, of Eibar is a target. He is 24 and plays CM or DM. His value is around 5 million GBP, having shot up from under a million a couple of years ago.

At first glance, since he was born in Argentina, a work permit might be a problem. However, he has dual nationality with Italian being his second home.

Potential downside? He generates a lot of yellow cards. Scottish refs would love him to play for us!

CM? then what happens to Armstrong? I think this one is unlikely, given his position and the price.

Rebus

rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Italian=Italy.

Rebus

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Caption If the cape fell aff the Kaaba…

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago

Long-time rumoured ‘Tic target Henry Onyekuru has just signed for Everton for £7m and then immediately loaned him out to Anderlecht! That is the sort of madness we are trying to operate in.

Monti
6 years ago

Frank,
It isn’t a path Celtic need to take though….

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Definitely not Monti but it is madness nonetheless. I hope that there is still some ice cream and jelly left after next weeks party for when the EPL bubble finally pops in spectacular fashion.

Monti
6 years ago

Frank,
I despise the money that is thrown around in the game, especially down south, nothing gives me more pleasure than a Kieran Tierney coming through the system, staying in the side and winning things.
See Tierney grab his hoops after lifting the Scottish cup?
THAT IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE ABOUT, THE GLITTERING PRIZE IN GREEN AND WHITE RIBBONS!

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Caption
The media source for Dave King sound bites

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Just thinking about this big strong player we could be looking at?
The big lad fae Hapoel Be’er Sheva John Ogu looked very tidy and solid against us I thought and surely caught Brendan’s eye when we played them?

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

He’s approaching the last year of his contract and has just turned 29.
Could get him for under £2m even less if Bitton went the other way.

Monti
6 years ago

CS,
Is that position the one we need to fill tho?

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I think Broonie needs more help in there against the better sides in Europe aye Monti

Monti
6 years ago

Agreed m8

Monti
6 years ago

James McCarthy would be a good signing for this position i feel.

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

He would aye but l think wages would be a stumbling block there Monti?
Big Ogu would be on a fraction of his wages and l think would bring more of a presence in the engine room.
He’s got a fair dig from range on him too as well as a real threat from set pieces.

https://youtu.be/CTNQ5z_uKgU

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Not too mention his great range of passing and handy ability to read the threat and break attacks up?

6 years ago

Stindl break the bank he destroyed us at parkhead

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Great player out of our bracket financially at over £10m

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

caption : bird simulates sucking off the dobbs

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Is she holding a needle?

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

naw you need to get in line

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

You’ve slept with him then? 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Top cat?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Margaret Thatcher asks ” Who has a match “?

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: While Ireland is not free I remain a rebel, unconverted and inconvertible.’ Countess Markievicz

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,
” There’s a faded old picture on the wall alone,
a dusty old picture the pride of his home,
With a harp & a shamrock & these words underneath,
Ireland unfree shall never be at peace “

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago

Late caption: Mrs Kelly says “Right Michael, what do you want me to do with all these copies of Not The View you asked me to gather”?

Monti
6 years ago

Frank,
NTV? I remember buying my usual copy of that from the corner of Janefield st, before heading into the jungle.
I remember the edition after Le petit merde signed for the Huns…
He was my idol, i loved him, he broke my heart….

Why did he do that…why?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

When he played at Parkhead for the first time after joining the Huns, i prayed for someone, anyone to put his knee cap through his fucking throat!
Scumbag bastard!

mike
6 years ago

Right that is me of to my wee pal Lionel’s wedding.

oh I went to a wedding,
although I was dreading,
the thought of meeting yoohoo,
but I wont be mentioning the big tax case!!.
I said I wont be mentioning the big tax case, ok.

mike
6 years ago

Jock Stein, his journey continues. Part one.

Big Jock arrives at the Hibees, he came he saw he conquered and then he left, to join his one true love, Glasgow Celtic.
RIP our immortal Jock Stein, the joy and happiness you gave us will live forever in our hearts.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
I met big Jock as a 14 year old and i couldn’t say a word to him, i just handed him my Celtic team poster to him to sign it, i was overawed by him, i just said ” thanks Mr.Stein.
This was in 1985 weeks before he passed away.
Had that poster on my wall for years.

God be with you always Jock!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
I don’t m8 ( i see what you did there) , i left home at 18 & left everything!

Monti
6 years ago

Martin McGuinness R.I.P.
Martin is a big loss but his memory lingers on!

Raglan Road!

Oztim67
6 years ago

Caption: Roll Up! Roll Up! Get your copy of Downfall 2 here.

Admin
6 years ago

Somebody helps repeat Desimonds foretelling that Armstrong was away

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