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Celtic Diary Friday June 16: Three Signings Confirmed

So there are three deals done, and we are just waiting for Brendan Rodgers to finish his honeymoon and get back to work.

Thats when they will be announced.

Some think the three are players already at the club who will sign new deals. Stuart Armstrong, Moussa Dembele and Patrick Roberts being the names suggested.

Whilst the former two should sign on the dotted line, it appears that acquiring Patrick Roberts is going to be a little trickier.

Manchester City have placed a higher value on him than Celtic were prepared to offer in their initial bid. Of course, that doesn’t mean the deal is dead in the water. It just means that Celtic will have to put a few quid more in the pot if they want him.

And , of course, it depends on what Manchester City value him at. If they’ve been paying a large chunk of his wage while he’s been making a name for himself in Glasgow, they would rightly expect to make a profit on their outlay.

Even the most altruistic of club owners isn’t going to pay for him to prove himself at Celtic and then allow him to move on for pennies.

Not when they have already raised £22m from selling fringe players this summer.

Roberts wants another  loan move, but Manchester City want to sell him.

If we don’t pay what they want, we ain’t getting him, no matter how much he loves Glasgow.

As for the other two, Stuart Armstrong shouldn’t be an issue. He’s happy enough in Glasgow, but as a trainee lawyer he will want to read all of the contract and not just the bit where it says how much is going into his bank every month.

As for Dembele, is he in Boston to become the New Face of New Balance as part of a new and improved deal with Celtic ?

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It seems, however, those who think that are wrong.

It’s three new players.

Of all the names mentioned by all the media you’ll be relieved to know that most of them are way out.

The thing is, though, its almost impossible to find out who they are.

One notable change under Brendan Rodgers from, say Ronny Deila , is that real information is difficult to get.

Not that that bothers the likes of Etims, as we just make stuff up anyway.

So, in keeping with the great traditions of this site, here are the men who will wear the hoops next season…

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Except we also hear that Hayes wasn’t one of the three. He’s a sort of bonus, perhaps hurriedly added once Celtic got a nasty shock when they looked at the price tag on Roberts.

So, who is the third man ?

No idea. But I’d be betting he was a central defender. Boyata is the first pick, with the other two shuffled around depending on who is in form.

Such a shame we were pipped to Bruno Alves really.

In fact, as we told you in the Diary days ago, “rangers ” have also snatched Celtic goalkeeper Aiden MacAdams, something which the media seem to find interesting.

All the publicity is a bit of a blow, but you can’t blame the lad for taking a step down to increase his chances of first team football.

 

HITC sport got it completely wrong in their report…

McAdams, who played for Scotland at the Under-17 European Championships last summer, is making a brave move by seemingly joining the Hoops.

But it can’t have been a decision that he arrived on lightly, having spent most of his life at Celtic.

That being said, it remains to be seen whether his fortunes at Ibrox will be any better than they were with the Premiership champions.  

 

Meanwhile, we need to be vigilant when it comes to the media.

I sincerely doubt the veracity of this item..

But there was an item on the news which kind of backed up everything we have been saying about Stewart Regan and Neil Doncaster, the two faces of Scottish football, or the two faced guys in charge of Scottish football, depending on how you regard their record so far.

We know about their antics during the granting of a UEFA licence in an attempt to save Rangers from liquidation.

We know about how they lied about the true status of the basket of assets that was transferred to a new club .

We know they shamefully pulled the Scotland team out of the Cerebal Palsy tournament under the pretext it would mean the end of the Scottish national team.

We know the two men are not fit for purpose, and they went on television to prove this yesterday, when faced with a committee who want to know why the SFA/SPFL are allowing clubs to pay less than the minimum wage.

Regan and Doncaster

Watching that, there’s no way these two should be allowed to continue in their positions.

But we knew that anyway.

Lets expand on whats happening in that clip and consider what would happen if it was another industry, and not football.

Suppose Regan and Doncaster were head of a regulatory body for plumbers, or builders, or factory workers.

Suppose it came out that factory workers -kids-were being paid £1 a week, and suppose , for arguments sake, its not the eighteenth century.

They then go to a tribunal -in front of the unions and childrens welfare officers-to explain why certain factories are paying kids a quid a week.

Which is way below the guaranteed minimum wage that the law insists on.

And bizarrely, they attempt to explain it , by saying that if the kids can work hard enough in practice they might get a shot at screwing the lids on toothpaste tubes if they can prove they are good enough.

Then they can top up their wage with bonuses.

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In the real world, they’d be dismissed and probably put on trial for exploiting minors.

So would the guys at these clubs/companies who soold these contracts to kids.

Why are they still there ?

Seriously, why are the supporters of all of Scotlands clubs putting up with them ?

This time its not a football rules and regulations issue.

This time its the law of the land and surely now Holyrood must take action and order an investigation into all of the workings of the SFA and the SPFL ?

Or Westminster.

Wouldn’t that be embarrassing if the Scottish government failed to act and the London one did ?

You can imagine the headlines…

Sturgeon fails to protect exploited kids.

 

Its Friday, and of course, that means it time for

Knob Of The Week 

As you can guess, there are two of them this week, and if you watch the video of them, you’ll see why.

By now, these two must have realised that there is an awful lot of things they haven’t done right during their time in power.

They must know that there’s more than enough evidence of their inability to do the jobs they are in, and how they have failed to govern the game properly.

 

The man in the video says he had to -“prod ( Regan ) with a stick to get (him )  to talk ”

I’d have suggested waterboarding if thats what it takes.

Listen, Stewart, listen Neil, and I mean listen.

Two ears, one mouth, use them in proportion…

To save Scottish football and yourselves from further embarrassment just resign.

Clear your desks, put the incriminating stuff in the shredder, delete your emails and fuck off.

You’ll feel much better knowing that you know longer wake up each morning wondering if this is the day all of your misdeeds will be public.

That day is coming.

You might not want to be around when it does.

 

 

Yesterdays picture had a story behind it..from EdThomasten, the photographer ( I think )

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SCOTLAND: “THE DAMNED UNITED”
Sunday July 21st 1940

Trailing jets of bright orange flame, gasoline fire bombs arched across barricades that sealed off the working-class neighbourhood of Govan from the rest of industrial Glasgow, Scotland’s largest city. As the bombs exploded on the asphalt, groups of grim-faced, rifle-toting negros flown in from the Nigerian Worker’s Republic raised their weapons and fired into the air above the crowds. That was the signal to charge. Repeatedly, truncheon-waving members of the Public Safety Force slashed into the mobs, but each time the rioters drove them back across the barricades.

It is hard to believe that the root of all this trouble was a simple soccer match, yet soccer often seems more important to the British than birth, marriage and death. It is the mania that cheers the boiler-suited worker from his day’s exhausting labor, that causes the Industrial Committees to put aside affairs of state and turn on the radio to listen to a play-by play broadcast, that brings an entire city, often an entire nation, to a standstill on the afternoon of an important match. “They don’t think it’s a game. They think it’s a war up there,” says Rodolphe Seeldrayers, president of the Federation of Soccer Associations. It is a comment the people of Glasgow seem to have taken literally.

Scotland has long been blighted by a religious divide, between Catholics, from whom sprang many of the Socialists and whom the old Government ruthlessly kept down, and the Protestants, who until the Revolution were used to ruling the roost and are finding it difficult to adjust to their new status. Both share a passionate love of soccer, yet this too is divided is also along church lines. Protestant Glaswegians incline fiercely to Rangers FC, who play at Kinning Park in the south of the city; Glasgow’s Catholics are just as passionate partisans of the Bhould Bhoys, who are based in Parkhead to the east. The two rarely play each other- Scotland has separate Protestant and Catholic soccer leagues- but are fierce rivals nonetheless.

Such sectarian grudge-bearing flies in the face of the operating credo of the Red Government in London, that the Workers of the World are all brothers, regardless of colour or creed. And so two months ago, John Macmurray, the otherworldly theorist and academic recently appointed to the cultural portfolio on the organising committee of the Scottish Worker’s Republic, hit upon what seemed to be a capital idea. What better way to cement the new Scotland of the Workers, he thought, than to use sport to heal the great rift in Glaswegian society?

His plan was simple. The best team members of both Rangers and the Bhould Bhoys would be picked to form a new side, representing both elements of the sectarian divide; the combined team, optimistically christened “Glasgow United”, would then play an exhibition match against the mighty Accrington Stanley, champion of the English Leagues.

From the very beginning, the plan met fierce opposition from both sides of the divide. The traditional songs and symbols of Glasgow’s feud might refer to events three hundred years past, but it has been only a few years since the two sides fought in open warfare on the streets as, in the febrile days before the Revolution, the Protestants tried to seize control of the city and the Catholics fought to prevent them.

Yet Colleague Macmurray was unperturbed by such petty notions. The people of Glasgow would be united whether they liked it or not! Soon the organs of Revolutionary Government were drawn into the grand battle for footballing unity, and there was a war of committees on an epic scale as the Workers committees in Glasgow desperately tried to prevent the soccer match while Macmurray mobilized his allies in Edinburgh and the National Worker’s Congress to overrule them.

Again and again, the ingenious , indefatigable Colleague Macmurray wrong-footed his opponents to bring his dream to fruition. No obstacle was too great, and where lesser men might have thrown their hands up in despair, Scotland’s Commissioner for Culture persevered heroically. When the managers of Rangers and the Bhoys refused to have anything to do with the scheme, Jimmy Dewar, manager of the avowedly non-sectarian, and therefore widely-hated, Third Lanark FC was brought in to manage the prospective squad; when star players like Jock Mitchell and Dougie McColl proved unwilling to play with men from the other side of the religious divide, they were simply discarded and a motley team of obscure reservists, co-opted players and members of the youth squads was cobbled together instead.

The irony was fitting; Macmurray had succeeded in uniting Glasgow without a single ball being kicked. Catholics and Protestants alike announced their intention to boycott the match. Yet by now, nothing so petty as the threat of an empty stadium was sufficient to derail events. A few locals were paid to attend, but even the promise of money could not bring in the crowds and eventually the authorities were forced to bring up trainloads of English textile and tinning workers from Carlisle.

On Saturday 13th July 1940, the dream of Scottish soccer unity finally unfolded. 12,000 Cumbrian workers in a stadium designed for ten times that number watched nine Glaswegians (four of the Scots failed to arrive for the match and in the end two unhappy groundsmen were prevailed upon to participate) play eleven Englishmen in a grossly unequal contest that saw them trailing six goals to nil at half time.

The match was about to resume when the patience of Glaswegians finally snapped. The city’s Protestants were already angry because their traditional July pastime- a provocative march through the streets singling songs designed to infuriate their Catholic rivals- had been banned by the City Committee. The soccer controversy proved to be the final straw; soon gangs of young men, some of them even daring to wave the banned Union Jack, were massing in the streets, and before long several thousand angry Scots were trying to force their way into the stadium.

Word spread like wildfire through the tenements of Glasgow, and soon other men, this time waving the green flag of the Bhould Bhoys and Irish rebellion, poured onto the streets of the Gorbals district to march on their traditional foes. As pitched brawling erupted on the streets outside, Colleague Macmurray’s grand exhibition match collapsed into chaos, as terrified players barricaded themselves in the changing rooms and the English spectators ran for cover.

Glasgow has now burned for a week, a fact largely unremarked upon within the regions subject to the Red Revolution, the authorities in London having restricted themselves to issuing a terse communique about ‘counter-revolutionaries and recidivist sociopaths fomenting trouble’ in the city. A particularly tight lid has been kept on news of the use of African negros to quell the trouble; the Workers of Britain are unlikely to appreciate the thought of their former colonial subjects holding the whip hand over them.

And what of Colleague Macmurray? Little has been heard of him since the people of Glasgow united to deny him his dream; but a small paragraph, tucked in the recesses of the London Times, still Britain’s newspaper of record, provides a clue as to his fate. “The celebrated philosopher and poet John Macmurray,” it relates, “has accepted a prestigious Fellowship at the newly-founded University of Berbera, the capital of the Somali Workers’ Republic”. It is perhaps cause for universal relief that the warring tribes of the Ogaden desert know little of soccer. 

 

Which just shows that winning captiins can be interesting and informative..

today…. we’re still in Glasgow..

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Mike Annis
6 years ago

Caption. Oops sorry officer. I was returning from a call out and he just popped in front of me shouting about his Da and a sash. Couldn’t miss …really …read avoid him.

john
6 years ago

The national running into lamp post competition (Glasgow Leg) again demonstrated the dangers of this sport.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Caption: Go on,completely ruin his night and tell him Hayes has signed!

6 years ago

Ambulance!
Ahm lying doon!

6 years ago

Kieran Tierney and a friend do what they can to make Patrick Roberts stays in Glaggow, even if it means being out after their bed-time

Morto
6 years ago

Caption:
He looks no bad, gie Pedro a call and get him signed up

charlie
6 years ago

caption is that the auld kiddon yer knocked oot trick how it goes is ye kid on yer knocked oot and when do gooders bend doon tae help ye ye catch them unawares punch fuck oot thum and steal their wallets

Brencelt
6 years ago

kenny misser finally lands after that tackle from Jozo Simunovic

KEN MUNRO
6 years ago
Reply to  Brencelt

Effin brilliant = just spat my beer over the keyboard!!!

charlie
6 years ago

see that millbank workhoose they had a job in it called the bone crushers wit ye done was crush bone fur fertiliser however after riots they had an inquiry and found out the inmates were so hungry they were fighting ower the bones to sook the marrow oot ae it fuck me aint life grand

charlie
6 years ago

pentionerbhoy and mike the fermer were combatants at yon riot in govan they told me that john macmurray was a mixin bastard

The Budgie
6 years ago

A tragic event. The death of a favoured one. What to do ? Low voices could be heard, whispering, let’s listen…………

Lets pretend this person’s not dead Neil. How do we do that Stewart ? We will just brass neck it Neil. But he will be registered as dead Stewart ? Well we will simply register a new person and give him a similar name Neil.

Ok let’s call Chuckles Green he will have a plan………

puggy 67
6 years ago

Caption: Sorry Bud but it’s standard practice for calls to The Louden, we park a barge poll length away and then decide if we will touch him.

Monti
6 years ago

The Masons might know…..
Fnar fnar fnar

desdamoaner
6 years ago

Joey Garner makes sure he gets to the front of the queue for A&E this time.

Jez
6 years ago

Caption:-
‘Honest, all I said was ‘you do know that people from Portugal & Mexico are Catholic?’ & he just collapsed!’

Colin gardner
6 years ago
Reply to  Jez

Love it HH

Monti
6 years ago

Just watched the clip of Regan & Doncaster, what a complete pair of fucking wankers, utterly astonished at their fucking attitude.
Get them tae fuck asap!
This is what runs the game in this Country? No wonder the fucking ba’ is burst!
Seriously….FUCK OFF!

Monti
6 years ago

Caption:” Tonight Matthew, i’m going to be Margaret Thatcher “

Hellas67
6 years ago

The Amsterdam police when touring Glasgow “bumped” into the Glaswegian cousin of the infamous “amsterdam lamp post”!

Monti
6 years ago

By a lonely Drumcree hill, ten thousand orangemen are waiting,
Because they want to walk a road in Portadown.
to the DUP & Theresa May, we don’t give two fucks what you say….
YOU WILL NOT BE MARCHING DOWN GARVAGHY ROAD!!!

Never Never Never

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I thought that was decent, like.
Ken.

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

urine….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oh dear, that’s not very nice…..

Monti
6 years ago

Caption- the year is 2021:
Bystander ” I was just telling him that Celtic have won 10 in a row by a single goal today, then he fell over”
Paramedic- ” That’s fine sir could you please stand back and give us some room please? Nurse could you pass me an intravenous ice cream & Jelly Dip? The lads fine, he’s celebrating”

James 69
6 years ago

Caption: the view inside the mind of Derek Johnston after any tackle from Scott Brown

Dave
6 years ago

Caption: “Ah telt ye no tae tell Lenny he was just a poor Deke McInnes”

Stiggers1888
6 years ago

*Caption* Peter! Peter! You alright? Somebody help, he was reading the fax from Man City confirming Paddy’s price and now this!

Monti
6 years ago

Not sure what to think Mcinnes staying at the sheep shaggers?
I don’t think brother Pedro will be amused so it must be a good thing.
Aberdeen need a few players in though, in my opinion they should be looking at guys like Ajer, Commons, Mackay – Steven….and Boyata.
Cough.

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I can see Christie going there and perhaps GM-S

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

On Boyata Monti…
Brendan seems to fancy him at CB and in the opposition box he’ s been more prolific than Van Dijk on corners and set pieces.
Has the odd wobble now and then but much improved in a good many games this Season so much so in fact he deposed Sviatchenko as first pick.

Monti
6 years ago

Boyata couldn’t lace Van Dijk’s boots!

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

van dijks a decent player … 70m no fucking chance,

Bgbhoy
6 years ago

As much as I don’t doubt boyata in the same way monti does he really scares me when put under pressure. I.e the last game up at the sheep. It’s all well and good scoring goals from corners but he’s a defender first and foremost. Jury still out for me but I’m not a undefeated treble winning manager

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

🙂

Monti
6 years ago

CS,
I would like to see GMS get a lot of game time at a decent club, Hibs maybe?

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I agree though if he went to Aberdeen say that would counter the loss of McGinn.
I am hoping the Dons get Walker from the sale of Hayes also just to get it up Der Hun.

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Christie is going back on loan to Aberdeen next season according to the BBC
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40304763

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What’s that? 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,
Yeah i know that, i was taking the piss 🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

mike
6 years ago

Life these day’s is far from funny,
lives being lost through lack of money,
people being treated with disdain,
forgotten in the rush for financial gain,
Listen long, hear the pain,
of lives lost, never to be seen again.

Mummies , Daddies, sons and daughters,
never again to hear their laughter,
Hearts will take a long time to heal,
their pain and anguish we all feel,

Human spirit, will recover,
missing families, friends and lovers,
remember each and every name,
for them , life will never be the same again.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

Who’s got a dirty face then

Angels with dirty faces
Angels from nowhere places
Kids like me and you

Running fighting down the street
Ain’t got no money but I don’t cry
We’re the people you don’t wanna know
We come from places you don’t wanna go

Angels with dirty faces
Angels from nowhere places
Kids like me and you

I’m never sad but sometimes lonely
Doing things someones told me
We’re the people you don’t wanna know
We come from places you don’t wanna go

Angels with dirty faces
Angels from nowhere places
Kids like me and you

Angels with dirty faces
Angels from nowhere places
Kids like me and you

I’m a rebel stuck with a label
Trying to be someone in life
We’re the people you don’t wanna know
We come from places you don’t wanna go

Angels with dirty faces
Angels from nowhere places
Kid’s like me and you

BJF
6 years ago

Sorry I have been away so have to comment on Hayes. Only two professional footballers, in my view, playing for other teams in Scotland over the past two years looked as if they might make the Celtic squad.They are Callum Patterson snd Johnny Hayes. Hayes will do a job, especially domestically, if Brendan can weave a bit of his magic maybe in Europe, good addition.

Have to say was on holiday, this guy and his partner were. Pushing a buggy in front of us , I’m at the Granda stage so I looked into the buggy to admire the baby and there were two dogs in it! What’s that all about!

Mr. Hoopy
6 years ago

I’m puzzled. Who is the player from Stoke City in the top photo?

Rebus67
6 years ago

I hope that the three signings happening is true, but I have my doubts! How could we afford the wages of Delph and Bojan? The only possibilities that I can see are these are loans and SC and MC are picking up a slice of the wages, or that both are out of contract and we are paying an up front fee to them. The latter is unlikely ince both players have contracts until 2020.

Bojan reminds me of a child actor star who suffered when he grew into adult roles. His performances are spotty. When he was transferred to Series A, he changed clubs after just one year. Why! His performance for Ajax is hardly outstanding, based on the numbers. Now Stoke do not play him, they lend him out! What is the problem?

As for Delph, he was a star at Villa but did not catch on in MC. His market value is around 10 million. I do not see us paying that.

Hayes looks like a done deal, but the other two…….doubtful a d in one case not desirable.

Rebus

Stevie
6 years ago

The Fenian lamp post on tour ’17!

ROB O'KEEFFE
6 years ago

Guy says his name is Ralph and it’s for charity!

rebus67
6 years ago

CQN are reporting that Paddy is not coming. Both the club and him are looking for new opportunities. This is disappointing but it is also a sign that the club is being run much more efficiently. In the past, this announcement would have come towards the end of the window not the beginning. Thus leaving us little opportunity to find an alternative. Well done to management in getting this resolved early.

Good luck to Paddy. He will be lucky to get another feeling like he had with Celtic.

Is there a bit of stage management going on here? Announce some disappointing news to be quickly followed by one or two new signings?

Rebus

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

I think so Rebus …let the hacks run their mouths off for a week or two then deliver a hammer blow signing or two to shut them up sounds about right I think?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Rebus,
If Paddy isn’t coming back i’d be gutted m8….
But onwards we go.
HH

Monti
6 years ago

If anyone on here hasn’t seen the clip of Regan & Doncaster yet, please watch it…..what a pair of fucking fannies.
They need to be forced out, now!

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Away from the fitba for a bit….
Have to say the abject disappointment I felt on Election night that an opportunity to remove that cunt May from office (and her Tory bastard cronies too) was doubled on the night after realising that a once majority Socialist thinking Nation had done the unthinkable and gave these same albeit tartan clad cheek of the same arse a foothold in Scotland again?
Seriously Scotland catch a fuckin grip and get yer heads out the Nationalist bubble you have been trapped in and get these cunts take fuck quick style pronto.
Democratic Socialism is the anti venom to Capitalist and Neoliberal Politics.
It’ the nearest thing you will get to a fair society and Corban is the only one offering it.
WAKE UP,FFS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Corbyn ‘

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

jimmy crankie isnae even funny and never was. 25 tae go.

salmond “rangers are an institution” get tae fuck ya cunt

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

I have to say, one is quite offended by your language 🙂

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

what an english upper class twit response you have …

there there

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

You an owl? 🙂

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Every day a school day.
Good stuff red.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

ollie cromwell knew all about hear hear in his house of commons

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Charlie, I gather you haven’t been paying attention to the mess the Scottish Labour Party are and what they’ve been up to.
Get rid of that cunt Dugdale and the rest of the Blairites in the Scottish Labour Party and only then will the vote swing back to Labour.

Monti
6 years ago

Good evening Andy!

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

How you doin M?

Monti
6 years ago

Fine m8 & you?

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Still no lottery win, but apart from that, no bad.

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Spot on Andy though priority 1 surely was getting the Tories out of Westminster then by all means putting pressure on Labour to clear out the Red Tories/Blairites?
You can do that in the Locals.
Thing is had Scots who voted Tory voted Labour instead that would have fucked them big style regarding the DUP as Wee Jimmy Krankie and the Greens would have backed Labour.
As for the SNP the Indy ship has long since sailed I’m afraid and now we have 2 Party Politics taking hold again as the Tory grip tightens again round Scotlands throat.
Time folk woke up and smelled the Kenko

Monti
6 years ago

Charlie saiz,
Surprised you aren’t a tory, did they not give you a brand new uniform & a pair of Kinky boots, to rampage through Northern Ireland?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You did……

Monti
6 years ago

Charlie Saiz,
I voted SNP & for some reason, regretted it!

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I should imagine the impending Tory cluster fuck might have something to do with that.

Monti
6 years ago

Where where?

mike
6 years ago

From the deserts of Sudan,
and the gardens of Japan,
from Milan to Yucatan.

From the winery of Bordeux,
to the wilds of Borneo,
from the roads of Mandaley,
to the centre of Bombay.

From Tiger Bay, to Santa Fe,
Look around and see the state of the countray’s
They are ALL the same shite, different fly’s.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

H.I.T. M.E.!!!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

That’s not a rhythm stick….it’s a white one!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

🙂

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A bit like your poetry, pure mince!!

mike
6 years ago

Smell the Glove!!!!!.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Exciting stuff today,goodnight John Bhoy,goodnight Mhary Ellen……..

mike
6 years ago

Any minute noo, Gohd will appear, from his twitter feed duties,
GET behind me Satan, you have broken the first commandment—–
You must not talk Politics without my Devine intervention and words of Wisdom, Norman Wisdom that is.
Mr. Mr. Grimsdale, Mr. Grimsdale, he said, is it troo that oor Jeremy Corban must have permission from red Len to speak?
What, what can I say Oh master, oh tell them “Get back to the future” Re Nationalise the Railways, take back the power stations, No a bad idea that yin is it? and how do I spell strike? well its “everybody oot”, that’s it, shut them doon.
Close the House of Lords, get rid of the Monarchy and the corrupt honours system, become a Republic, rule by principles, if you do, then I will vote for you!. if not then———–.

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Simply accept Tory rule and a trip back to the days of an 80 hour week on shite wages,zero hour contracts and absolutely no workers rights whatsoever?
Aye that’s a grand plan MIke no doubt too auld tae work and closer to a grave than a cradle?
Neoliberalism and Capitalism is what fucked this Country NOT socialism or the Unions.
It’s a well planned and executed con.
Planned by those who have most to gain.
Democratic Socialism is the answer if the question happens to be who’s for a fairer society for ALL.
No ideology will ever be 100% faultless of course but I would rather my children grew up in a more balanced fairer society that actually does give a fuck about it’s most vulnerable?
A society where wealth is more evenly spread.

mike
6 years ago

Blair, Brown, Corbyn, same shite, same flys.
Sorry I am still alive, worked my whole life and never took a penny from anyone, was delighted to pay my taxes for the auld and infirm. I don’t need to listen to any pish from you, because I have been there done it got the T shirt.
I look around the World at all Countries and I have never seen any of them reaching Utopia. Socialism, Communism Democracy’s all share one thing, greedy cunts that are only in it for themselves. So you wake up and smell the glove, cos McLuskey currently has his hand up Corbyns arse. Back to the 70s,nope.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

😉

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Wagon wheels where fucking enormous hahahaha

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Democratic Socialism is based on an equal chance and share for all you might have the t shirt pal but yer evidently swallowing the media guff when it comes to Corbyn whilst wearing it.
He’s as good as you are going to get in this shitehole of an Island.
A fair man with a grasp on what is right for all.
Meanwhile the Capitalist dream continues to chew up and spit out the majority of folk across the Nations.
Neoliberalism is fatally flawed.

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Btw if you think Corbyn is the same as Brown and Blair you might want to actually do some research.
He’s no closet Capitalist

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Corbyn is no fraud he’s been targeted relentlessly by the media for 2 years solid because they know he represents the majority of fair minded folk in this world.
He wants a fair and equal society for all for me that ticks more boxes than any Neoliberal or Nationalist shite the majority in Scotland seem to now pander too.

Monti
6 years ago

🙂

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Check out anti-Italian riots in Scotland in 1940.Very interesting and extremely shameful.

Tubbttubthumper
6 years ago

Caption: Shit….was that caught on camera?

mike
6 years ago

Back to the 70’s with Jeremy, who’s strings are being pulled by red Len McLuskey, oh yeaah, what a load of shite.
B. for Blair, the Labour leader who licked Bush’s bush and caused the death’s and displacement of hundreds of thousand’s of people.
B. for Brown, who bankrupted the Country in his naked ambition to be p.m. and did fuck all for the people of Scotland.
C. Corbyn, oh fucking dear.
The Labour party sold it’s sole/hole in the 70s and is a joke. it sold it’s soul for honours and a seat in the pish stained Lords. See how they run!!

mike
6 years ago

I am off to my pit, Nighty night. Weered hope your family are doing ok, best wishes to them from all of us.
That is Socialism, caring for people that you haven’t met, empathy to good people and not a Unionist in sight.
Tory deary fucking me.

charlie
6 years ago

a see charlie sais international is back ……….ive got wan question …..wur ye in the jsil he he

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

jail

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

weered a dae yon buckfast hoardin maist weekends but alas yoov gotta piss sometime

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

message to self dont mention pissin to weered heel make a poem ooty it he he hows it hingin crackpot

charlie
6 years ago

this postin fula buckfast isnae fur the faint hearted he he he he ha ha

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

wan thing ma pencil disnae need is sharpinin ask the charlies brides society he he aint wummin grand

charlie
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

weered only when theyr buying the swally a mans gotta do what a mans goota do he he

charlie
6 years ago

weered if your watchin the boxin this weekend go fur swifty smith paddy barnes and kovelev paul smith loses but dont tell the crackpot mike aboot ma tips on account ae him havin nae faith in ma judgement he he

charlie
6 years ago

johnny hayes already has celtic in his heart he will be a sensation up at parkhead and brendan has probably had people watchin him awe last season that l do fur me

charlie
6 years ago

johnny hayes reminds me ae johnny doyle and he is probably practicing knocking oot some specsavers loyal mug wae an honest misskick mistake he ha aint accurate tims grand

charlie
6 years ago

wee betty jeest knighted billy c fuckin hell is he gonny be embarassed

charlie
6 years ago

billy should bring up res 12 in the house a lords ha ha the laptop loyal would shit themselves

charlie
6 years ago

billy connolly the man who talked about the crucifiction and they wanted to crucify him now hees got dementia and they knight him …..aint the establishment grand ha ha

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