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Celtic Diary Monday June 5: Beware False Flagwavers

Most newspapers are reporting this morning that Celtic are close to bringing Patrick Roberts back to Glasgow before he even has a chance to unpack his cases in Manchester.
 Whilst hardly the most difficult transfer story to work out, its at least encouraging to have it confirmed ( sort of ) that the popular winger is being targeted to continue his love affair with the club, and it does show a level of ambition that we’ve been looking for for a number of years.
However, it is the popular press, and they aren’t any more accurate just because its a feelgood story.
There’s little doubt that if the player wanted to stay, Celtic would attempt to strike a deal, so hopefully that is the case, and we don;t need to worry about bringing in a replacement who may or may not become “Celtic minded “.
Moussa Dembele has more or less committed himself to another year at Celtic, quietly dismissing talks of a move to Milan, or anywhere else, come to think of it. Due to a lack of recent quotes, the player is on holiday after all, the Mail reminded us of what he said last month…

‘I’ve got a four-year contract here so it’s just speculation.

‘I haven’t said I’m going to leave the club. You want to play Champions League football and I’ve had the chance to do it this season. I think Celtic is the best place for me.’  

At the time , Brendan Rodgers added;
Am I confident my key players will be here for the qualifiers? Yes,’

 ‘I would like to think, going into the qualifiers, that we will be a stronger squad. We will retain the ones we have and then, touch wood, be able to make the additions we want.’ 
Now, that could be interpreted as an admission that should Celtic fail to qualify for the UCL group stages, Dembele will be sold on to “balance the books “
Admittedly, that has happened before, and the media will no doubt remind us that not only could it happen again, but it will.
For now, however, it looks like we will be taking the invincibles into the qualifiers, and as they are a much stronger unit than the one we started with last season, we can be reasonably optimistic that they will achieve their objective.
Rodgers spoke of additions, and there will be movement, but he’s unlikely to bring in anyone and throw them into the mix for qualification.
He’ll stick with what he knows, and then look to improve.
Thats not to say there won’t be early business done, but it’s unlikely to be business that will mean an unfamiliar line up in the opening games.
Oh, and remember the spin we mentioned last week about the Johnny Hayes “deal ” ?

Report: Celtic may face last-gasp agony with Jonny Hayes deal hijacked, final decision coming today

I wouldn’t call it agony, nor would I refer to it as a hijack….

Of course, he may still join Celtic, and he may go on to be a Stuart Armstrong rather than a Scott Allan. I have to say I’d be surprised, though.

Also, you might want to look at this…

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It’s Manchester City midfielder Fabian Delph. This is his reaction when he found out that when he said he wanted a move away this summer the only responses were from West Brom, Burnley and Newcastle.
Then he heard about Celtic being interested…
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This surprise may be because he’s not made himself popular down south, leaving Aston Villa shortly after declaring his undying love for the club as soon as Manchester City waved their wad at him. He probably doesn;t think anyone wants him any more, well, anyone of note that is.
But Rodgers has shown he isn’t interested in what a player has done before, its what he can do now….
Another on the radar is Sardar Azmoun, at least according to the Sun hack who has been playing that football manager game kids go on about.

Persianfootball.com – PODGORICA, Two goals by Iranian gem Sardar Azmoun gave Iran a 2-1 away victory in an entertaining friendly match against Montenegro on Sunday.

Iran coach Carlos Queiroz decided to rest usual starters Milad Mohammadi, Mehdi Taremi and Alireza Jahanbakhsh and instead lined up debutant Saeid Aghaei, Karim Ansarifard and Mehdi Torabi. 

Will the guy be able to handle a move to Celtic, with the champions League and high pressure domestic matches ?

I’ve a feeling that won’t be a problem for him, in fact, it all might seem rather tame…

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Iran v Iraq-decided on penalties!!!
And the UCL ?
Azmoun made his Champions League debut on 26 July 2016 in the first leg of a third-round qualifying round match against Anderlecht at Olimp – 2, coming on for Aleksandr Bukharov at the 56th minute.[32] He started in the return leg on 3 August 2016 and scored his first Champions League goal in the 47th minute, helping Rostov advance 4–2 on aggregate.[33] He scored his second Champions League goal on 24 August 2016 in the return leg of the playoff round match against Ajax, scoring the opening goal in a 4–0 victory which resulted in Rostov advancing to the group stage of the Champions League for the first time.[34] Azmoun scored on 1 November 2016 in a Rostov’s 2–1 Champions League group stage loss against Atlético Madrid. In the process, he became the first Iranian to score in the Champions League group stage since Ali Karimi in 2005. On 23 November 2016, Azmoun scored his second Champions League goal in the group stage against Bayern Munich at home, leading Rostov to a 3–2 victory and their first ever official Champions League group stage win. 
Buy him before we sell Dembele.
In fact, buy him before we buy anyone else.
Several Celtic players are on international duty this coming week, and most of them could be in action for Scotland against England. Not quite Iran Iraq, but still possibly competitive.
Scott Brown will lead the Scots into the fray, but is he going to hold back a wee bit, with some very importnat club games just a few weeks away.

“I think we all know how crucial the qualifiers are

We know what we have to do this summer and although it means a short break, we know what is at stake for the club.

“We are back and straight into the qualifiers so we all have our programmes to stick to and know what we have to do in order that we go back ready to hit the ground running.

“I am really looking forward to the game against England at Hampden because it is such a massive fixture. Historically it has always been a huge fixture and it is a chance for us to go and get something from the game.

“But it is fair to say that making sure we are back in tip-top condition for the qualifiers is so important.” 

“We know that the club should always be represented at that level and there is an onus on us to make sure that we get into the group stages.

“For a lot of the boys here, last year was the first time they had played in the competition at that stage. Hopefully if we can get through the qualifiers then we can show what we have taken as a group from that experience and use it to kick on a wee bit.

“The manager wants us to keep improving and keep getting better and that is what we are looking to do.”

Especially Brown. When you look at this picture, you realise that he is crucial to any chance we have of competing at the top level again…
And thats despite exiting after the group stage…
Celtic must continue to strengthen, not only for the European campaign, but the domestic scene…
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Look .stop laughing…
It might be true…
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Alright, you win, lets remain sceptical.
But what about all these players jetting in to join the revolution ?
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Its fathers day this week, and I have to say I’m rather pleased that my three have chipped in and got me one of those new apple watches…
And they wonder why I’m swapping them one at a time for Border Collies.
Yesterday we continued with our blatantly sexist pictures…
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Caption: Hi you must be Annete

Now, the last of these, which has proved thus far to be an interesting experiment…
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Jez
6 years ago

Caption:-

‘Wow, if you look really hard you can just see her IQ!’

IRISHGUY
6 years ago

Caption………..

“Mmm nice shoes.”

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption …

The guy is thinking… I would love to see her trying to get into a mini ….

Bob Cobb
6 years ago

If it’s cold outside, she might end up getting chapped lips wearing that…

6 years ago

Caption: “I bet that guy thinks it’s my new shoes that are squeaking!”.

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: ” Decent ironing elbows “!

Admin
6 years ago

Donald didn’t care a jot about his trousers after the gender realignment surgery

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Realigned? Cough cough

The bhoy with mcgrain in his side
6 years ago

Caption: guy in the bowling shoes sizes up how he’s going to split 2 more pins.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: Nice Ruby slippers Dorothy, of course I’m the wizard of oz let me take you to my paradise says Big Tom.

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: guy – ” I’d dip that like “

Apricale
6 years ago

Caption: “Covfefe!”

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: Now that’s what you call a brief.

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Guy – ” Imagine letting your daughter leave the house like that…cough….filth “

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

most of these UCL stat leaders are past it. Ronaldo will be getting his fanny bootoed from now until the rest of his career,

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Fredcdick,
I noticed one of your comments on the previous thread, the one where you wuestion the amount of chat about “rangers”?
Would you like to point to what is being said about them, that is inaccurate?

Go on then……

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

q

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I take it you mean me ya fanny…I never said anything was innacurate. that want my point at all ya fuckin tube

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

🙂

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Here, Monti, and Broxburn Buoy, I have a question for you, which I notice neither of you have replied to.

I think it’s quite relevant to why you’re both reacting the way you do. It’s a very simple question, as I know you’re very simple guys, so here goes:

How much do you, Monti, or you, Broxburn Buoy, know about Freemasonry?

There you go. Take your time. You can even use the internet if you think it well help you, but, sadly, neither of you know how to.

And very well put, Ralph Malph, we really DO need to beware of False Flag Wavers.
However, we do not need to be aware of the people who have actually taken the time to examine them and publicly point them out … 🙂

(You see what I did there ..?)

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Sorry, I meant to say, ‘which neither of you have replied to YET,’ as I asked you both this same question last night.

In fact, I’ll repost Monti’s version here, just to embellish the point:

Tell me, Monti, how much do you know about Freemasonry?

You seem to have a steadfast certainty that they’re not doing to us, i.e., humanity, what Murray did to Rangers and what King is doing to Sevco, which is telling them fairy stories while sucking them dry, even when presented with the proofs I sent you.

So what’s your counter argument to mine that they are?

Aye, you’ve said many things wildly denying my argument, all of them irrelevant to the point, or just obnoxious, so I’m curious what evidence or information you might have about Freemasonry that persuades you so certainly to the contrary?

(This same question also applies to the ‘Bhoy’ from the heart of West Lothian.)

And I retract the ‘Take your time’ part, as you both seem to be incredibly well informed on why I’m wrong and you’re both right already so the sooner the better please.

Cheers.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Masons?
I don’t know anything about them apart from they wear aprons and shag goats.

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You ‘don’t know anything about them’ ?!

How can you possibly argue against ANYTHING if you don’t know anything about it?!

Cos I know fucking LOADS about them, everything from their roots and foundation to what they’re currently up to across the globe today, and everything else in between.

So I have to ask you directly, Monti:

Are you a member of a Masonic Lodge?

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

where are the photies then…let me guess nae fuckin where

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Just downloading the now 🙂

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

shes going to have to take those glasses off and put that fag down first !

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Nobody good enough to do it Fred

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
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jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Fred that was assault if that’s what you want to watch then I look at football in a different way.
That was a cowardly assault.

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Still he proved it this season how good he is,I’m sure many more goals to come.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

nobody good enough EQUALS bollox.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

this was taken from the ronaldo7 website ya stupid fuckers

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Hes a great player will be for many more years to come .
Enjoy it. The champions league hope we get them this season.
Real Madrid
Spurs at Wembley
Celtic
Any other.
Bring it on

Martin67
6 years ago

Caption; All killer no filler

jimmybee
6 years ago

So it was all Ally’s fault all along lol.
I have said many times that if they had beat Malmo nothing would have come out in the washing. The licence granted to let them play Malmo,must now be challenged by Celtic.
This cost our club a fortune.
Well played Mr Findlay.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: Look all you like Donald, but I will be lady Stacey one day,says the young brief.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Maybe Auldheid will be nice enough to come on and give us his thoughts on the case.

Wisnae me
6 years ago

Caption: A young Theresa May says, “when I’m in charge I’ll put a stop to all this free thinking.”

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Wisnae me

Going by you lot’s comments, she already has.

Iancelt67
6 years ago

Caption
“Wonder if he would still look at me like that if he knew I was his little brother”

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

CAPTION

That crick in my neck sure comes in handy at times.

Alzyerpal
6 years ago

Caption: The boys watch the girls
As the girls watch the boys
Who watch the girls go by
Eye to…?Eye to…???
Bollox!!! Almost had something there.

FredCDobbs
6 years ago

caption : shes done a monti

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

There’s a definite similarity.

That haughtiness, yon self regarding, smirk, the fat swinging arse, and nobody completely sure if it’s a man or a woman.

Or even a Mason or a Tim.

Eh, Monti ..?

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Damn, weered, so I did, but there’s no other word for it.

In mitigation, I did try to counter balance it with ‘haughtiness’ and outing Monti as a Mason.

Because his silence says a lot more than any words ever could.

You know they’re not allowed to deny it?

Unless they cross their fingers or something …

Now isn’t that something, Monti is a Mason, as well as a bullying toad.

I’d say my work here is almost done, wouldn’t you ..?

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

I’m ‘taking it too far’, eh, weered ..?

Don’t worry, mate, my work here is nearly done.

Note that Monti hasn’t answered my direct question on whether he’s a Mason or not.

As I told you, they’re not allowed to deny it, unless it’s while they’re walking round a maypole backwards, or something.

And I know Catholics can be freemasons tae, but that’s not what interests me.

I would just like Chubby Cheeks Blue Baws to answer the question himself.

I dont care either way if he is or isn’t a Mason, I would just like to know what he’s doing on a Celtic page causing so much trouble and shouting about the IRA.

Don’t you ..?

BrenCelt
6 years ago

Sister Assumpta caused quite a stir with her alterations to the habit

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  BrenCelt

That’s a habit I wouldn’t mind getting into.

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

🙂

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

🙂

Rudebhoy
6 years ago

Caption – Billy the Huns eyes nearly fell out of his head, he’d never seen his sister/ maw dress like this before.

Cortes
6 years ago

So, the jury to retire tomorrow. Making Sevco the quintessential D-Day team.

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: No I’m not from Essex creep.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Guy at the desk
“Hey Bud, sign up here for the protest at Kent State”
Sorry.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Sad news as a former player of Newcastle passes away at just 30.
Cheick Tiote: Former Newcastle United midfielder dies after collapsing in training
bbc.co.uk

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Jimmybee,
Sad news indeed, 30 year old?

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Yes m8
FORMER NEWCASTLE UNITED midfielder Cheick Tiote has died at the age of 30.

The Ivorian, who moved from Tyneside to Chinese second tier outfit Beijing Enterprises in February, reportedly collapsed during a training session and was rushed to hospital where he was later pronounced dead.

The tenacious, tough-tackling Tiote was signed by the Magpies in 2010 after formative spells in Belgium and the Netherlands with Anderlecht, Roda and Twente.

He went on to make 156 appearances for the club but saw his game time limited in the 2016/2017 season, only featuring three times.

His last display came in January’s FA Cup victory over Birmingham while his solitary goal was a memorable one: a thumping, late, left-footed volley equaliser in the 4-4 draw with Arsenal in February 2011.

maryhillbhoy
6 years ago

Does anybody know why Fred c Dobbs is so fucking angry and is his real name Humphrey?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

He’s 5′ and a small penis!

maryhillbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

For that level of anger I assumed he had 5 feet and no penis

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

That’s what i meant 🙂

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

says maryhill man, a district in glasgow where they have a fucking integration network. Frank McPhie lives ya cunt

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Oh dear

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  maryhillbhoy

is there a shithole in glasgow worse than maryhill…jury?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Ibrox

Maryhillbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Possil ruchill,easterhouse, wherever the fuck you crawls off to at night Fred baby

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: guy – ” looking good mrs dobbs, you off to see the Mont “?

Mrs dobbs – ” yep ” 🙂

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

shes going to have to take those glasses off and put that fag down first !

FredCDobbs
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

never had a gumming your going to have to enlighten us on that one

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Never had a ride ye mean….bawz like water melons

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: Chuck Chuck shouts the guy on the seat, wait a minute man, can’t you see I’ve better things to do, but Chuck that’s your little sister she was asking for you. Aghhhh im going to hell

Monti
6 years ago

Fredcdobbs is a hurting hun…..

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hun we go again! Just like the Sevconites, Monti’s deflection & denial runs deep,

The Charlie Saiz International
6 years ago

Amazing banter

Monti
6 years ago

There you are old boy, welcome back!

Monti
6 years ago

Decent in scrabble that i’d imagine?

Monti
6 years ago

Yes….to ‘Fud’

Monti
6 years ago

🙂

Monti
6 years ago

Happy Birthday, Weered!

Monti
6 years ago

Gringo,
I can confirm i am not a Mason!

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oops, missed this,, you usually reply where the question’s located.

Anyway, you’ll be relieved to know this is my last question for you , Monti:

Are you a Freemason?

(Because there’s a difference, and, as you can see if you look carefully, I’m quite diligent, and hate to leave loose ends lying around.)

shiltrum
6 years ago

Caption : Guy on the seat shouts Pedro Pedro it’s a striker we need!!!!!

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