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Thoughts From An End Of Season Sofa Part One

El cormaco sits down, grabs a coffee, and with a particularly wide grin,  muses on the season just passed
What a season. In my time I probably only put the Seville year as a more memorable season – although of course we didn’t win anything that year, Wim the Tim stopping the ten for more joy (after a long period of nervous anxiety) and the centenary season for its pure Celtic romance.

This fitba season has seen some remarkable things happen; handstands, new stands, angry fans, but at Celtic the story is much more harmonious for once: fans, players, staff, management and board at Celtic all on the same page.

We would likely have won the league this year with Ronnie, but the banner covering part of the top tier would need to be about three times as big as people just found other things to do rather than go to games and try to get excited about watching Nir Bitton decide if his next pass is going sideways or backwards. Putting in place a manager with a clear vision of attacking football, the almost mythical “Celtic way”, and ability to convey that to players and get them to implement it has brought all the separate elements together to reunite with a common purpose that makes us unbeatable – literally – in Scotland.

A personal detour for a second. I moved to study in Glasgow as Rangers were doing their fifth or sixth in a row, and was there until we stopped the ten, so I will not take times like these for granted; I felt too much hurt for too long to get sick of winning now. Anyone in the media crying about the lack of competition or how it must be boring for Celtic fans is clearly not a Celtic fan. There were no voices of complaint as Celtic came in fourth and almost went out of business in the dark 1990s. Celtic were formed to fill a gap where it was clear the state wasn’t going to help the poorest in the city, and Celtic stand where they are today with a similar attitude of doing it for ourselves rather than rely on others through good housekeeping and doing the right thing over a period of time. Let the others reflect on the approach they took and where it got them, light a fat one if that’s your thing and enjoy the pain.

As no one will remember I made some predictions about the season ahead back in August, and unlike an administrator in the SFA or SPFL or a “journalist” I feel I am somewhat accountable for my words and deeds, so I’ m going to highlight some of what I said then to show any remaining doubters that I KNOW FOOTBALL, right?

Remember as you read this the prediction parts were written after only one league game and when most of the SMSM pack were still bursting with optimism about “Going for 55” – hey, no laughing there. They’d signed Joey Barton and Niko Kranjcar, or as Clint Hill called them, “the legs in the team”. They were doing “by the min” Joey watches in the papers, Jackson was taking about credible title challenges and Kenny Miller was bristling at Scott Brown’s prediction that Aberdeen and Celtic would battle it our for second place. In fairness to Kenny Scott was wrong to say that, events proved they would be closer to fourth.
Champions:
Prediction:
“Celtic. We have recruited well, bringing more pace and power into the team and more experience at the back. We have several players now you would expect to get into double figures for goals as well as Griffiths. Dembele, Roberts, Sinclair should all get double figures if they stay fit.

We already were well ahead of the pack under the Ronnie revolution (can we say now thank God it’s over?) and even with no summer signings should still have won the league. But the signings we have made and the improved mood in the club and among fans means we can win it in some style this year, with some games where we run up big scores. I’m going to predict we get over 90 league goals this season. That’s 2.4 goals a game. We got two on Sunday, and to be honest I don’t know how you score 0.4 of a goal, but I’m sure we’ll do it.

We are also going to be less tactically predictable this year, able to throw our opponents planning into doubt more often, having used more various formations in a half under Rodgers than in 2 seasons under Ronnie.”

Reality:

I mean, could I be any more right?

More pace and power in the team? Check
More experience at the back? Check – Okay Kolo tailed off but he was instrumental in getting us into the Champions League and our strong start to the season
Players in double figures? Check – Griff, Dembers, Sincy. Armstrong, Paddy
Win it in style this year? Check. What stats do you want – most wins, most points, invincible league season, playing fluid exciting football.
Big scores – check. If in doubt, just look at the time – it’s five past *rangers, or 16 past *rangers if you prefer a 24 hour clock
Loads of goals – check. 106 league goals, or 2.7 per game

Runners up:
Prediction:
“Aberdeen. They are still best placed to offer a challenge, they don’t lose often, and have a settled squad and a good manager. That said he is a bit of moaning faced git and of course has the irremovable mark of the Hun about him, but his team are tough and will stay the course for most of the season.”

Reality:
Ahem, again, I was spot on, right down to the “moaning faced git” comment, they ended with a record of their own for points in a season, so hats off to them. They also went and won at Ibrox, a monkey off their back and will help make the battle for second and third interesting over the next couple of years

Third:
Prediction:
Hearts. They seem to have moved away from the neat and tidy game they played in the championship to a more physical, direct style.

They have a decent squad of players and manager, who like Mc Innes is also something of a moaning faced pain, and if I may give some sartorial advice I’d tell him he needs to change his hair style as he’s losing too much hair through the middle, but I digress.

I admire them much more than I used to, they actually saved their club from liquidation

Reality:
Hands up. I was wrong, although I did point out that their manager was an important part of their relative success, as opposed to their current manager who many Hearts fans now see as an impotent part. Not sure what their “style” of play now is – is losing a style?
He still needs a hard look at his hair though, its parting like the red sea in front of Moses
Fourth:
Prediction:
“*Rangers. They have more OAPs than a Cliff Richard gig (and he prefers a much younger crowd allegedly) but have a better squad than a lot of the teams in the Premier league.

Their fans and the media – no I can’t tell the difference either – seem to think they will offer a sustained title challenge, I think they’re dreaming. As are other teams fans who think they’ll be in relegation bother – there is some garbage in the SPL and a lot of people who will want *Rangers to do well, mainly the guys overseeing our game and officiating it, so that won’t happen.

The biggest challenge they will have is convincing themselves that mid table ordinariness is part of the plan. But they can convince themselves that after 4 years as a club they are going for 55 league titles, so fantasy isn’t a problem for them, it reality that’s the kicker.

Sooner or later they’ll realise King is never putting any big money in, boycotting commercial partners is damaging in the short term and long term to the “club” and they will only be able to overtake Celtic if they find a mad benefactor willing to bankroll their delusions, get creative again with the accounting or we make a roaring mess of things and chuck away the advantages we have.”

Reality
They actually somehow finished third, but that doesn’t really tell the full story of the hilarity they provided this year. There have been the countless inept performances which result in furious phone calls to SSB from ra Bearzzzz, and a personal favourite as Kenny MacIntyre enquires weekly of Barry Ferguson on Sportsound in a tone that is half plaintive cry for help / half prostrate request for sense to be made of it all “What about Rangers?” Its niche stuff but it really is one of the most delicious streams of tears out there and I advise you all to get some.
They began with the “Going for 55” banter banners, saw the total collapse of their marquee signing strategy – Barton, Kranjcar and Rossiter all fell out of sight quicker than that wee “Rangers” sign they put up on their wee garden centre marquee for the AGM a few years ago, had the remarkable resignation of their manager, followed by his not resignation, followed by “naw, you definitely resigned mate”, followed by “I definitely didnae, I’ll see youse in court” of Warbiola, went through Murty’s hand stands, the 1 point trophy celebrations at Celtic Park, the Partick pitch invasion for “securing” European football, which had of course already been secured – well a qualifying round anyway. Then there is the off the pitch goings on at various court rooms spilling out more juicy detail than a pair of tight shorts on Kim Kardashian’s behind … I really could go on and on

One of the most delectable parts of their entire shambles since 2012 is the conscious and deliberate divorce from reality all board, management and supporters at Ibrox go through so as to never to acknowledge what they are; a mediocre team living hand to mouth with little to no prospect of returning to former glories – the cognitive dissonance between reality and what they tell themselves among “*rangers fans must be off the scales.

Dave’s war chest chat has all but dissolved and he’s now being lauded for doing what every club does – use money raised from season tickets to fund its player budget. What a guy!

Of course the old *rangers were our enemies as regardless of how it was done we were usually two quite closely matched teams fighting it out for major honours in Scotland. This new version only exist in my consciousness at the moment to provide hilarity. As a team or a club I don’t take them or those in charge remotely seriously and am glad they exist for precisely that reason – they are funny. Like the best comedy, it’s even funnier because the protagonists play it all so straight, never in on the joke. Alan Partridge isn’t trying to be funny, but the comedy comes from his misplaced senses of himself running up against reality. Likewise *rangers. With their “Going for 55” and “best squad in Scotland” chat they are trying to be serious, and that is the sweet spot for comedy right there – deluded and unaware of how far they have drifted from reality, they have become a classic comedy type like a David Brent, Alan Partridge or perhaps more apt given their economic reality, Rab C Nesbitt

Relegated:
Prediction:
“Kilmarnock. I’m going to predict Kilmarnock every year until it happens. Along with St Johnstone, Ross County & Caley Thistle they play in virtually empty grounds and bring nothing to the table.

They have lost the few fans they had and their entire existence seems almost futile, it would just be cheaper to run subsidised buses to Ibrox.

If they were relegated and never seen again would anyone miss them? I do feel sorry for that one fan they have who does rants on Youtube but they’d be as well putting him in the team for all the quality they have.”

Reality:
Again, I was wrong here, Elbows McCulloch has done well there to be fair, and they ended up not being the most depressing team to have in the league, in part as Ajer has been developing well there. Caley Thistle took that honour and rightly went down, much to the disappointment of their fan. Don’t Haste ye back, you and your shitey wee ground won’t be missed, I’d rather sit and stare at the sea you can spot on the TV than watch your hammer throwers kick lumps out of us. Plus, that handball.

Tomorrow, we’ll look at the cups and how some other predictions turned out

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jrw
6 years ago

A very nice piece – totally agree with your comment that, ‘Celtic stand where they are today with a similar attitude of doing it for ourselves rather than rely on others through good housekeeping and doing the right thing over a period of time. Let the others reflect on the approach they took and where it got them.’

jrw
6 years ago
Reply to  jrw

I posted a comment that appears to require ‘moderation’. It was the same with something I tried to post yesterday – there are/were no sweary words, personal attacks, abuse or racist or any other kind of derogatory remarks. Not sure I’ll bother in future if this is going to happen every time.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  jrw

jrw,
What the fuck are you on about? How many times does Desi or Ralph need to point out that missing posts are due to wordpress, your post will eventually appear?
I agree with you about the bad language tho…it’s fucking out of fucking order.

basqueceltic
6 years ago

Enjoy your (p)reviews and cant wait for next season’s……especially the European ones.

Gringo
6 years ago

A fine retort from Desimond to the self-styled King of Smug today, even if I wouldn’t give the SNP a lick of my shite if they were on fire.

I’m not reserving my disgust solely for the wee tartan tories, of course, as the rest of those hoax ‘politicans’ who are scamming us all stupid by pretending that they ‘represent’ us in Parliament are just as bad.

Anyone with half a brain and the ability to suspend judgement knows that the UK, and most of the western world, is a fascist controlled state hidden under the blanket of ‘democracy’, clandestinely imposed upon us for centuries and that what we are now witnessing is their final grab for power.

This is why they’re not worried about the inconsistencies in these false flag stories, or the lack of tangible, demonstrable, evidence, like photos of the damage or the event itself, as they know they only need enough chumps like Monti et al to fall for it.

Also had to laugh at JJ’s willful misunderstanding of James Houston’s posts, one of the few guys online who knows exactly the depth and breadth and the horror of the true conspiracy at work, which is hidden in plain sight before us every day, which most folk can’t see because of their indoctrinated self important bias and inability to think for themselves, while believing everything the media tells them.

You would think the Sevco story tells us all we need to know about trusting the media, or anyone else, for that matter.

For those who are genuinely interested, (and maybe even JJ himself, as I’m sure he sneaks the odd peek on here), it’s not Freemasonry, nor the Jews, Arabs or Christians, not even the Zionists, that are the problem, although they all play their own witting or unwitting roles in the facade.

No, the folk to read up on, and who have been the one ever-present when the shit has been going down throughout the past half millennia, are the Jesuits, you know, those guys with the sumptuous palaces right across from the Vatican City but who continuously claim they ‘don’t have anything to do with the Vatican’ ..?

They’re the ones to read up on, if you really want to know where the conspiracy comes from, the real power behind the Vati-throne.

Of course, if you all want to go on believing the shite yer tellies tell ye, all I can say is, work away, but I reckon any good Celtic man who truly understands why our great club was set up will be capable of connecting the dots from the Middle Ages through to the present day, and will then understand why and how this whole scam has been allowed to be enacted on us.

So that the next time your children ask you, ‘Why is everyone running, Daddy?’, you will then be able to tell them the truth and say,

‘Well, darling, there’s group of extremely powerful people who have spent several centuries and more trying to seize control of the entire world and they need to invent fake enemies, with accompanying fake acts of ‘terrorism’, to try to scare us all into submission into accepting their police state.

However, thanks to my extensive reading, and some tips from some good folk who actually care, we won’t let them away with it, as we’re now fully wise to their sick and twisted game.’

And if you think that’s long winded, consider it a more honest and fact-based assessment than just sitting there mutely believing that just because it’s on the news that it somehow must be true, when its the same folk that own the news channels that are working the number on us anyway.

For people who write so much on here, it really is incredible just how little they actually know, about anything at all, and prefer to hoot and holler when the truth threatens to shatter their indoctrinated belief systems with a bout of cognitive dissonance so profound that it scares them to their core, as it should, this being some deeply scary stuff that we’re talking about.

But, with the click of a few smart key words and the ability to suspend judgement as you digest the information before you, you will be amazed at the information you can find online.

Go on, ETims posters, you lads seem to have a lot to say.

Look for yourself and see if it tallies with what your media tells you.

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Great predictions, btw, Ralph.

You’ve a far better page than old Twinkle Toes gives you credit for, though I reckon that’s just cos you’ve called him out a few times, and h really can’t take that at all.

And he STILL thinks we went to the moon! 😀

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

PISH

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

That’s all well and good Gringo, but will Celtic lift the treble next season?
BTW ma auld da hated the Jesuits, they used to beat the shit out of him at school.

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Aye, they will, Mike, especially if we manage to oust the biased and corrupt SFA in between times.

But the history of the Jesuits is well worth looking into.

You’ll find that your auld man wisnae the only one they’ve beaten the shit out of down the centuries.

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Hail Hail to that Gringo, any recommended books to read?

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Well, Mike, given their centuries of secrecy, books on them are quite hard to find, but the definitive one to search for online, or from your local library or booksore would be their own manifesto ‘The Secret Instructions of The Jesuits.’

You might also find The Four Vows of The Jesuits contained within the edition named above.

Also look out for The Oath of Secrecy of 1680 & Tetzel’s Indulgence of 15th April, 1517 for further insights into how their sick minds work.

For the wider perspective, I recommend checking out the fury of the inimitable ex-US marine Ken O’Keefe, the economic arguments of Josef Stiglitz & Noam Chomsky, the incredible insights of the journalists Chris Hedges and John Pilger.

For a broader overview of how social engineering works and how the security services of the west have been waging psychological warfare on their people for centuries, an essential read is William Blum’s annually updated ‘Killing Hope’, where he focusses on the murderous reign of the western security services across the globe since 1945.

Essentially, he concentrates on the fact that the CIA, ably assisted by MI6, Mossad and the French have been waging war worldwide every single day since 1945.

Of course he had to restrict his scope to some timeline, or his book would cover millennia, but the true horror to come from this book is just how depraved the true rulers of the West actually are, overthrowing democratically elected leaders, killing all who voted for them, causing content war and chaos in quite literally every single country you can think of.

My copy of this book is from 1995 and contains 445 pages of the most outrageous bloody gencide and murder you will ever read about in your life.

And, of course, the western slaughter does not end there: In the intervening 22 years, the West has marauded and brutalized its way across another dozen countries or more, killing and maiming and bombing and robbing, and all in a quest for complete and absolute control of every aspect of our planet.

Yet ignorant reactionaries like Monti et al seem to think that such maniacs are somehow not capable of doing the same to their own people, even though Celtic FootballClub itself was set up with the specific aim of feeding and empowering the poor folk who helped build this monstrous empire but who were left to rot at the dark and murderous heart of it.

This phony war being played out on our own screens and front pages is not just a product of MI6 slaughter, it is actually MI6, yes, Britains own security service, who is running the show, having created the imaginary ‘Arab enemy’ alongside the CIA et al decades ago in the form of Al Qaed, the Taliban, now their own ‘true baby’, ISIS.

Aye, Freemasonry plays a big part in this power grab, as does Zionism, even more so, but it’s the quietly hidden Jesuits who are pulling all the big strings from the back.

And, if you don’t know this, they’re pulling yours too.

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

My comment on reading material hasn’t come through yet, Mike, but you should have a look at his Ken O’Keefe speech for an idea of what’s really going on, with both ISIL and everything else.

https://youtu.be/whOWWWaDGTg

In case my lengthy comment doesn’t make it through, check out Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges, John Pilger & William Blum.

The later’s book ‘Killing Hope’ tells us all we need to know about how our world is actually run, in the hands of the very people we’re supposed to trust the most.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Viz annual 2017

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Re ‘VIZ Annual 2017’

Monti’s sole source of ‘factual’ info.

Do us a favour, Monti, explain what a False Flag Operation is in your own words.
(You can chart by checking it online, but I’ll know.)

Go on, you might even be able to win the Caption Competition with yer answer.

That’ll cheer ye up, right?

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Not dismissive, mate, informative.

As for your concern about said father, are you referring tot he same guy who insulted both yourself and the memory of your dead friend when he asked if you’d been playing some digital war game?

Isn’t it THAT guy who should feel the shame, for his awful dismissive ignorance and arrogance?

That guy who insults old men with barbs about metal illness?

Is it that fine upstanding loudmouthed boor that you’re talking about?

Shame onYOU, mate, for sucking up to him for weeks when he told you not to bother.
AND for putting up with his ‘war games’ comment when you related the memory of your friend who was killed.

I’m telling the truth as we can all see it here.
I’m not here to diss anyone, except those who talk of things they know nothing about, and even that is only to INFORM them, not insult them.

For this clown you’re defending ng, dissing folk is, quite literally, a full time job.

Look at his common etc …What else does he do with his day?

So don’t misread my intent, weered.

Instead, take a good look at your own

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Weered, I’m not discussing conspiracy ‘theories’ here, I’m talking about what is really going on as part of a very real conspiracy which an increasingly large part of the world is becoming ever more increasingly aware of.

I’m also no ‘crusading zealot’ or I’d have out this stuff up long ago.
What I’m doing is responding to the gullibility of people in falling for a hoax by telling them that it is important that they know that it’s a hoax and that they’re being lied to by their own government and media.

Don’t you think that that is important?

Nor did I come here to insult anyone. But if they do get insulted by the truth of this self evident reality, then it’s not my fault,,as I’m only taking time out my day to tell folk that they’re really ought to look into this, as it IS an important, perhaps the most important, part of our own and our children’s futures.

The warmongers have brought the war to us, and I can’t stand back and let folk blame the wrong guy when I, along with many many others, know who is really behind it.

For those who choose to live in ignorance will never rightly see, but I’m prepared to stick my neck on behalf of those who are awake to this bullshit and horror, and hope to help someone else see the thru nature of our hidden in plain sight reality.

And I in no way meant to offend you by writing the truth.

Cos I can’t change the truth, it can only ever be what it is, but I will tell it where it needs telling, especially now, when our media, governments, civic authorities and military have all been coopted, bought and corrupted into the repression of a lie, as the ongoing shite around Sevco alone should tell you.

Have a look at the Ken O’Keefe speech I’ve sent Mike for an indication of what I’m saying here.

If anyone knows the corruption of war it’s a battle hardened US Marine, and you’ll be intrigued by what he has to say there, if you listen to the end.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

What’s this?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Cillian Sheridan?

broxburnbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

I am one who clearly has missed all of that Gringo. I wonder if all the people who lost loved ones to terrorism would agree that it is fake in any way? Sounds like you need to have chat with TOIC67. I wonder if these grand scale conspiracy theories are designed to take our eyes of what is actually happening – wait a minute you are part of it aren’t you1 🙂

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  broxburnbhoy

No, BB, the terrorism isn’t fake, the terrorism is very real, but you’ve already taken your eye off it if you think it’s some crazy Arabs doing it.

As I pointed out elsewhere, it’s the CIA, MI6, Mossad (Israeli security Service and the CF2R, (French security service9 who are running this ‘terrorism’ show on our screens.

As for Manchester, have you seen any photos of the actual damage yet?

Have you seen any footage of the ‘bomb’ going off?

Did you know that, not for the first time, those arranging the charade included the photo of a girl who was murdered years ago, and whose mother happened to spot her daughter’s photo in amongst the alleged dead?

That theres footage online of WITNESSES AT THE GIG, some en from the BBC and Sky News, claiming that they ‘don’t really believe that a bomb went off’, that it was ‘a loud crack, maybe like a gunshot’ or that the suspicious white woamn fidgeting with her bag throughout the gig who was reported by a concerned mother was neither stopped, questioned nor looked for in the aftermath and, in fact, the mother who reported her was herself threatened with incarceration if she didn’t shut up?

Im not trying to prove anything here, this has nothing to do with me or my ego, but I believe that the way most guys on here reacted betrayed an ignorance that unquestionably needs correcting.

I’ve already provided enough evidence, in a comment to Mike, (yet to pass moderation), and am only concerned with how easily fooled by this people are, although, admittedly, those running this entire ‘bomb show’ are doing an extensive and relatively convincing job on it, as of course you have to do when you’re working a long con on folk.

But make no mistake, that’s all this, a long con, by men who’ve been practicing this art for centuries and still most folk know nothing of it.

And I too am concerned for the futures of all our children when this shit’s going down.

But do not blame the Arabs, nor anyone else, when it’s your own government that’s the true guilty party.

(If you doubt this is true, check out how the Bush family et al financed Adolf Hitler in his rise to power and ultimately used him as a patsy for their own war profiteering.)

They tell you a story, after a slight bang, and next thing you think that a bomb’s gone off …

Think about that for a moment …
You down trust your government in any other way but, for some reason, you immediately, and implicitly, trust them on this ..?

What does the say about your own lack of critical thinking, especially when the evidence proving their lies is all over the internet?
(Which I strongly recommend that each and everyone of you investigate it for yourselves.)

I’m from one of the poorest parts of Glasgow and I figured it, even before the advent of the internet, so you’ve no excuse for your inaction, if this stuff genuinely interests you.

But do make sure you have a sick bucket handy, cos I can absolutely assure you that you will need it.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

PISH!

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Articulate as ever I see, Monti.

Why do’t you take your smug fat heid out yer big fat arse and investigate the information I’m sharing with you here?

Surely no cos you’re scared that it’ll prove me right?

Aye, ye know it will, you know damn fine it will.

What you’re experiencing is Cognitive Dissonance, i.e., your wee napper’s fried with the horror of such a reality and you’re reverting to type trying to counter it.

Well, bad news for ye, son, ye can hide yer heid under the blankets aw ye like but this is the reality of the modern world, and you can spent the rest of your sad life denying it if ye like.

But you also know that, from now on, whenever you go to make one of yer lard arsed pronouncements, that there’ll be a wee voice nagging away at yer hitherto certainty.

Listen to it, Monti. It’s trying to do you a favour.

It’s saying ‘Wake up, ya fuckin mug. Or die in denial and lying.’

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

I’m not sure which part you’re classifying as ‘PISH!’, Monti, but have a look at this to see how long they’ve been hoodwinking us, stealing from us, and acting in concert with each other to extract as much from us as they possibly can.

http://humansarefree.com/2014/09/the-top-of-pyramid-rothschilds-british.html

As you can see, the Brits and the banks still own America.

‘The Land of The Free’ is a sham and a hoax, just another slogan, like ‘Going For 55’, to keep the sheeple happy,mand content in their gullible ignorance.

Sound familiar ..?

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Or this, to see that even the Second World War was a sham, a con trick played by the bankers and industrialists, like the Bushes, to extract maximum profit from the advances of the war machine they had been working on since the end of ‘The War To End All Wars’ 30 years previously.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/sep/25/usa.secondworldwar

Adolf was a real yin, no doubt about that, but, when you consider this article and the meaning of its message, you quickly realise that even Hitler, too, was just another patsy, another handy tool for the bankers and their war-making buddies to stir up shit with.

Read these articles, and something on the Jesuits, and get back to me when you’re done with your study.

At least then you might have something more cogent to spout than yer usual ‘Pish’.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

PISH!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

YYYYAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Sleep tight in yer ignorance, Monti.

It’s got you this far, after all, but you’re gonnae find it tough when you finally wake up.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Pope Francis is a Jesuit.Jesuits killed William of Orange and Abe Lincoln who stated that the Pope of Rome with his blind and slavish followers was a bigger enemy than the Americans of the South.Not a bad Treble!

Elcormaco
6 years ago

Thanks for reading / replying folks. Part 2 tomorrow, when I’m even more smug 😉

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Elcormaco

I meant Desimond’s comment to JJ, not you, Ralph! 😀

Your story’s magic 🙂

mike
6 years ago

Good read Elcormaco, well done yoo. 😉

Monti
6 years ago

Elcormaco,
I like a bit of smugness….keep it up!

Monti
6 years ago

Gringo,
You seem to be a bit of a bell end….
Not enough cuddles from Daddy when you were growing up?

Gringo
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oh,I’m sorry, (not sorry,) Monti,
I didnae mean to steal your title as Chief Bellend of ETims, I only wanted to tell you that you’re swallowing a lie..

But I’m sure you already know how deluded you are yourself already. I can see it in your mute responses.

Have you read those articles I sent yet? Or the stuff on the Jesuits?

Get back to me when you do. I can’t wait for your feedback.

No need to be afraid, they won’t bite ye.

Well, on second thoughts, they WILL bite ye, but it’ll be worth it in the long run, to know the lie from the truth, don’t ye think?

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Wow you are all scary like, a fuckwit if there ever was one!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Gringo

Gringo,
Have you read the works of French-Swiss author, Wall O. Per?
It’s a must read.
Fnar fnar fnar

Monti
6 years ago

Weered,
” attacks on others ”
” tantamount to bullying ”
Erm….what?

Monti
6 years ago

Gringo the crusading walloper,
Let me make this clear to you, my priorities in life are the following…
The health and wellbeing of my children.
Celtic
Alcohol
Sex
Music
More sex
More alcohol
Celtic
Music

Everything else can go and get fucked!

mike
6 years ago

WOW poor Cormac,He will need to get a bigger sofa, that one’s to short, and that’s my reading sorted for this weekend, thank fuck the season has finished.
ARMAGEDDON. The new sheepie full back.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Couldn’t sleep last night, up all night reading Gringo’s links….cough….cough.
Viz at least keeps me awake…and entertained.

Elcormaco
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Ha Mike, sadly that picture is pretty much to scale! I have a good sofa down stairs but like most men in a house dominated by the fairer sex my football watching takes place in a wee room in the house, just about big enough for a two seater! A happy bhoy though! HH

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Elcormaco

Cormac, join the club, I know of at least 7 other bhoys in the same situation, with there ain wee huddle, hunched over a wee telly watching Celtic T.V. with the sound switched off, cos the commentary is gash.
Ralphy’s got his wee collie to cuddle up to and fetch him his beer, go fetch shep.
Desi, well he’s on tenterhoops just now, with his wee green book on politics.
But your right, its great to be a Tim. H.H.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

I thought Desi was standing outside Hampden,awaiting the press conference that condemned the racism aimed at Scott Sinclair.?

Patience Monti, patience.

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