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Celtic Diary Sunday May 14; I Would Rank 500 Clubs

The Diary failed to appear yesterday, as indeed did I for the 5.57am to Glasgow.

Thats because of Friday night football on the one hand, and a dreadful mistake by a fellow Lennon CSC member who invited two more of us to his home to watch the Aberdeen game just a few minutes after he had bought his weeks beer supply for his trip to his new caravan.

We filled his recycling bin, and even contemplated  ordering a skip to be delivered.

When the game was due to start, such was the confusion that our host was on Sky page 998, the instructions page, wondering why his remote wouldn’t scroll across to the sports bit.

As a result, we joined the BT team at Pittodrie just in time to see Leigh Griffiths score the third.

So all we got to see was the Aberdeen manager Derek McInnes demand that the referee start the game again as his players weren’t ready, a line of complaint he kept up after the game, which in his mind was there for the taking, if you don’t count the three goals Celtic scored during their whirlwind start.

With his side probably mentally scarred ahead of the cup final, he did his best to cheer them up..

“There’s lots we can be encouraged by, there’s lots we need to learn from. I said before the game, the result was something we were after tonight but the performance was what I was keener to see.

“Celtic needed to know we were there, they needed to know in two weeks time they are facing a confident Aberdeen team and that’s exactly what we’ll be.

“I thought we were excellent. We imposed ourselves, we were aggressive, I thought we defended well and I thought the quality of our play was excellent. We shifted it side to side, we exposed them on the outside, we were positive. I thought McGinn, Hayes, McLean carried the fight for us. Stockley took some treatment up there but gave us a focal point. And I thought in the middle of the park we got on top of them. It allowed us to go forward.

Indeed.

Celtic almost had to raise their game out of second gear at one point.

The hoops took their foot off the pedal at 3-0. Just twelve minutes into the game.

Aberdeen then had nothing to lose, as it was already lost. It changed their approach, and possibly even their attitude. Perhaps, though, if i may be so bold as to offer advice, it might be an idea to compete and contest a game at a higher level from the off.

The big talking point of the game was an incident featuring Craig Gordon who knocked the all away from the advancing Shinnie.

Well, McInnes kept harping on about it.. and how in his world they were the better side.

“From then on we did well but you can’t give Celtic a three goal lead and then expect to get something from the game. But if you actually analyse the game, we still could of. We had the better chances.

“Whilst we were negligent at times in front of goal the penalty kick incident is ridiculous, it’s a penalty kick. It’s a foul every day of the week anywhere else on the pitch. Gordon’s hesitant, Shinnie’s determination gets the touch and knocks it past him and (Gordon) just clatters into him.

“It was a big decision, you need a big referee to give it and we didn’t get it.

“I don’t think it’s a red card as the ball going away from goal, but it is a foul and it’s a penalty. At that stage if we had got a second, I thought we could have cranked it up even more.

“From kick off after the third goal, we were excellent. 

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And as for the penalty, Gordon intercepted a ball that shinnie had tried to poke past him, there was a collision but it wasn’t a foul, and the referee had been told to save the didgy decisions for whoever gets the Cup final.

In that game, it would be awarded for handball against Gordon

The win puts Celtic on 100 points, a fantastic achievement, for only the second time in the clubs history. The other was 103 points in 2001-02, under Martin O’Neill.

With two games to go, a new landmark is entirely possible, especially as Celtic post split have recorded 5-1, 4-1 and now 3-1 wins.

All of which maybe explains the post match mood of manager Brendan Rodgers

“It was a brilliant win for us. It’s a difficult place to come, and we scored three very good goals. We looked a real threat every time we went forward.

“I’m very proud of the team for the way they played against a team who were very direct. We’ve shown another side to our game, and with a better final pass in the second half, we could have scored another couple of goals.

“If they play that way again the in the cup final, we can cope. It’s an entirely different game. You’re going into a game where the supporters are balanced, the pitch is good, and it’s a pressure game.

“It’s a different type of game entirely which is why I was reluctant to say tonight had an effect.” 

The way we started by getting three, I thought we might get the four goals we needed. One of our targets in pre-season was to get 100-plus goals so hopefully we can go on and achieve that in the final games.

‘To get 100 points with two games remaining shows the level, the quality and, most of all, the focus of the team.

‘I think people are waiting for the game where we go soft and lose our focus. But that’s not the case. We are preparing every single day for every single game, to train the best we can and win. The players are doing it really well.’

It was nice to see the players throwing their tops into the crowd at the end of the game, a great gesture which made a lot of kids very happy, but its till winter up there, and they must have been freezing.

Rodgers watched on as Celtic continued their unbeaten run and swept aside the Dons

Except for the lightweight who had a vest on.

On BT, the analysts gathered around the table to discuss the game, and they were joined by the manager, completely unplanned.

During the chat, Chris sutton asked him if the penalty incident had occurred at the other end, would he have been screaming for it ?

“All day “, grinned Rodgers, showing an honesty that others should note.

Speaking of honesty, UEFA have published their coefficient lists for next seasons competitions, a list that will determine who plays who and when.

The title of todays diary, inspired by cushendall Bhoy of the huddleboard and the Lennon CSc reflects something that no one wants to explain.

The top 453 ( not 500, but 453 doesn’t feature in many song titles ) clubs are listed in the link below, using its original UEFA title,

No huns In europe

and the non inclusion of “rangers ” suggests a number of possibilities..

As Inverness are included, and they were refused a licence in the initial SFA recommendations, its unlikely to be that they have been refused, even though they should be.

It could be that as a new club with no competitive European history, they are below the top five hundred, but then again, they would still be awarded the national co-efficient, as explained here;

Coefficient calculation
Clubs’ coefficients are determined by the sum of all points won in the previous five years, plus 20% of the association coefficient over the same period. 

However, the table only itemises the points earned by each side for each of the previous five years. all of the Scottish sides listed have competed on the continent in that period. However, they should still have 0.875, the national award, putting them in a respectable 451st.

The club had appeared in a previous list, updated on the fourth of May, but by Friday, they had disappeared, like the original club did, to be fair.

Still, if they aren’t on the club list,maybe they feature on the company list

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Of course, the men in the media have failed to explain it, merely claiming “we are the people ” before changing the subject, but some clarification is needed.

If only to make sure we don’t miss a chance to protest if they are included.

However, don’t miss a chance to tell any supporter of the new club that “if you ain’t on that list , you ain’t playing”

( Rule 134, paragraph 3 )

 

Away from this for a moment, and St Rochs Juniors highlighted another example of how the SFA works, even at junior level.

After the od favourite “billy boys ” got an airing in the recent game with Larkhall Thistle, St. rochs contacted J Scott Robertson, the general secretary of the Contact West region, the boy tht controls Junior Football in that area.

Scott Robertsons response to me today was when asked about “up to knees” was … Fenian is a word in the Queens English Dictionary Bigot

There are other words in that book, which technically makes it the most offensive ever published, but that doesn’t make it alright to use them to offend other people.

This response also calls into question the suitability of Robertson for any public office as he quite clearly has neither the maturity or sensibility needed for the role.

I trust the mainstream media have seized upon this unacceptable example of condoning bigotry and look forward to the Junior FA setting up an independent enquiry showing that they, unlike their impotent senior counterparts , are ready and able to govern their game in the twenty first century.

 

St Rochs will be making a complaint.

Perhaps we should keep en eye on this story.

 

Transfer news, and Brentford have signed Theo Archibald, who becomes the second Celt to depart this summer.

Transfer shite, and Fabio Borini’s name has surfaced again, as apparently there’s a release clause in his contract should Sunderland be relegated, which he asked for  when they hired David Moyes..

Then there’s Lucas Leiva, who is out of contract at Liverpool, and Charley Musonda of Chelsea.

In fact, just pick up a rothmans yearbook and find a player who is fed up or out of contract who may have worked with Brendan Rodgers before.

Thats what the media are doing.

I did notice a positive story today though, below this headline..

‘Celtic will take the Champions League by storm next season’

I have to admit being firmly in the camp that thinks along these lines, but I’m now reviewing my own opinions after seeing that this claim was from

Mark McGhee

in this paper..

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which effectively means the man who knows the least about football is being quoted in the paper that knows even less.

and I got so excited…

something else caught my eye though, a report on a secret society that includes an explanation of the practice “riding the goat ”

Satanic secrets of the orange order, Guardian

There is no suggestion that has anything to do with why this man is wearing no trousers..

 

Caption from Friday…

IRISHGUY May 12, 2017 at 10:50 am · Edit · Reply

Sutton.. so what did Caixhina say before the Ibrox game>

BR… he just said welcome to Ibrox

Sutton… and after the game?

BR.. I said welcome to the Future…

And one for today…

1960s London fashion shoot

 

Remember guys, lets be careful out there…

 

Er, keep an eye out for those “prossies ”

 

 

 

 

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Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

McInnes,so so good TRFC are catching you! Robertson seems an ideal fit for the SFA.Good of Celtic to rest for the Thistle game so we can run on the pitch like dafties when we win the Real Glasgow Derby on Thursday.
Sadie Doc gave the “bros” a warm welcome,aye right,smokin armalite anyone?
Nothing wrong with prossies,so I’m told.
Caption:It’s a fix and will probably lead to contributions that allow peepul to call this site a sectarian cesspit,as if.Off to Mass,candles to be lit.

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption …

As sevco announce the unveiling of the new orange strip ,Mike Ashley hopes to cash in with a range of woman’s wear for the discerning lady walker…

charlie
6 years ago

caption pentionerbhoy or mike the fermer must win this wan ffs the rest ae us wurny born when that picture was took but like monti will say he widney say naw even though maist ae thum are at least 95 he he the last time ralph was dragged alang that street he was gettin dragged into the auld bailey

mike
6 years ago

When I wake up yeah, I know I’m gonna be,
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to yoo,
but I would walk 500 miles,
and I would walk 500 mair,
to see Weered’s ginger hair. (so wid he).
Tararara, tararara. tararara, tararara.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

“It’s not orange…it’s tangerine”
I see those prossis had a go at Catholic on the wall !

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

🙂

Tim Buffy
6 years ago

Scott Robertson is widely regarded in the Junior game as an arrogant arsehole. And it’s a reputation which is richly deserved.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Lodge ladies practise for the annual giving a dead leg competition .

Tim Buffy
6 years ago

Re the graffiti – it could only happen in Kilwinning. I blame the schools.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Good band Weered

6 years ago

The arch hun Derek MC Whinger conveniently forgets the most important stattistics from the match;

Celtic 53% possession Sheep 47% possession

Celtic 8 attempts on target Sheep 3 attempts on target

Celtic 3 goals Sheep 1 goal.

The game was over by the 11 th minute, and Celtic eased up but still managed to create more real chances than the sheep at their own midden, on a shitey pitch and in deteriorating weather conditions AND all without our most influential player and Captain.

Derek the hun can put any spin on it that he likes but facts don’t lie and conditions in the final are much more likely to be in Celtic’s favour.

Just ask a bookie.

The Budgie
6 years ago

Six Orange Ladies try and form a circle for the six hun dread and sixty sixth attempt. They fail. Again.

Regardless, Brother Pedro describes them as the best ever 6 Orange Ladies at forming a circle.

Meanwhile an SFA committee is formed to help the 6 Orange Ladies form a circle as they really like the colour of the Ladies. But they are confused as to whether the six Orange ladies are a club or a company and call in LNS to help them out.

Out of camera shot Craig Whyte gives the Orange ladies a cheeky wee wink and offers them one pound.

However, Big Mike shows up and they all go home with him.

mike
6 years ago

Who put the sparkle, in Meghan Markle.

Harry Windsor, Harry Windsor, Harry, Harry.
Harry Hewitt, Harry Knewitt. Harry, Harry.
Harry Carry, Harry Carry.

mike
6 years ago

Caption, I said 6 tangerine’s, to eat, mmmnnnn.

Rosco
6 years ago

Turns out kenny miller isn’t the only orange bitch around Glasgow

Martin67
6 years ago

Caption: Sevco PR: our new strip is a celebration of our manager’s Dutch background. We have it on good authority he once visited Amsterdam.

6 years ago

The Futures Bright,The Future is GREEN n WHITE!!!

6 years ago

Caption,Even though Sevco are upto therevknees in Financial Difficulties,PoundStretcher have Sponsored there Team with the New Winter Line of away kit.with it being flourescent Oranje,Should save them a few Bob on Leccy bills.And no doubt Tax aswell.

Cortes
6 years ago

Caption: Transgender LOL parades its wares.

6 years ago

Prosetant Land’s flower of womanhood show off the new collection to be unveiled officially at the Death Dome on 3st place celebration day.

6 years ago

Caption: Take it your fae Larkhall tae.

6 years ago

Caption: Whate yer name she says to the one in the bowler hat.
My names Bond, Orange Bond comes the reply.

henkesdreadlocks
6 years ago

Caption……

He’s not called Big Ben for nothin. 6 stars of that famous movie remake ‘A Cock Works Orange’.

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Ralphie, Aberdeen would have won 1-0 if the game had lasted 79 minutes according to the looney media, stupid stupid Huns.
Their message on the bridge says it all about Kilwinning,stupid stupid Huns.
Caption
The orangey in the Scottish Unionist parties wet dreams at Westminster

TicToc
6 years ago

Scott Robertson, according to his answer to ‘St. Roch’s’, quotes: “Queens English Dictionary….”
Like most huns, he is prone to invention and lies to ‘prove’ his point.
Unless I’m very much mistaken, there is no such thing as “Queens English Dictionary”. He made it up. Another, lying DOB in Scottish football. The “Queens” part is kicking sand in your eyes. Should’ve used, e.g. ‘Oxford’ instead.
St Roch’s could begin by asking where he may find this “QED”, but don’t abbreviate it as I’ve done above as QED is often used in relation to proving/demonstrating something and is derived from Latin.
HH

mike
6 years ago

When I wake up, well I wonder who it will be,
are these the bhoy’s that Brendan will,
bring in, to make Celtic historeeee.
Chealsea’s Charly Musenda.
Liverpool’s Lucas Leiva,
Chelsea’s Dominic Solanka,
Citees Patrick Roberts,
Hibee’s John McGinn.
How far can this Celtic team go in Europe next season, will the above fit effortlessly into the first team?

6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Here,s hoping Mike.Exciting Times Ahead for Us Tims

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

Yes siree boab, eh Tioc. Well we are worth it. fingers crossed.

Una
6 years ago

In Paradise today to watch the hubby make his long awaited debut good luck xoxoxo

6 years ago
Reply to  Una

HH Una,Just try n take the cheeser aff his Face…..Its A Bhoys Thing.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Una

Una,is he Kris Commons?xx

mike
6 years ago

Derek McInnes, a Scotchman of note,
found himself sharing a bed, with a lady Goat,
say’s he, of goats milk, I will have my fill,
but when he started milking it, he found it was a Bill.
he pulled and pulled with all of his might,
until he was covered in shite.
Well says he that wisny very bright,
the goat then looked at him and said,
it was me who got the fright!!!!.
IT willy be alright on the night.

6 years ago

A wee hun
Got hame wan day
he found his love
had ran away
He thought he knew
the reason Why
She dumped em
For another Guy.
Then wan nite
just by chance
he seen her
At the Lodge Dance
he shouted here,Why!!
Listened as she replied
If ye had led a normal,Life
i,d uv took the chance
A been yer wife
But noo ye choose
That Tribute Act
Im nae Dafty
Thats a Fact
ye put them afore
me and all mine
fir a plum like you
Av nae goat the Time

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

Excellente 😉

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Caption: The man from Del Montis wife said Yes six times.

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Don’t give a fuck what they’re wearing, i’d bone all of them!

Monti
6 years ago

Ok maybe not the one second from the left, but that would depend on how much i had to drink.

6 years ago

Noo that Wee Hun
We’ll call em Ally
realised he was bent
And turnt te the swally
The tale o this story
its as cmmon as muck
If ye Suppirt the Tribute Act
Then your ootae luck
Noo aw us HunZz
We ur like no other
I thought ma Da was
Ma cousin
FfS he,s my Brother.

Monti
6 years ago

What i’m basically saying is i would Fawkes all of them!

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti for all you know they could be men.That lot are into that nonsense…….

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

Easy….Desi is watching….but i get your angle m8!

6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

Yer spot on Weered

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Weered,Monti’s goat nae scrooples.if it moves,Hump It.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Tioc67,you have received the blue(sorry)line,be warned!

mike
6 years ago

Monti and Henke,
sat upon the bed,
kissing and cuddling,
till their lips were red.

Tioc and Weered,
sat upon the bed,
treat me kind and gentle,
that’s what Weered said!!!!. 😉

6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike and Charlie
Tweedle Dee n Tweedle Dum
oot the twa ah you
whose goat the squeeky bum.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

Weered!

mike
6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

Charlie and Mikey, luv a couple of beers,
they kin put up with anything, laugh’s or even jeer’s,
cos they are the young,the very young, cavaliers.
Aint Tims grand. 😉

Monti
6 years ago

Ralph,
Gordon Smith in the Sunday post ( i know ) making an early charge for KOTW.
The bold Gordon informs us that ” rangers ” have withdrawn their development squad for next season,instead they are playing against some of the biggest English and European sides.
The KOTW bit comes in when he asks if ” other clubs will follow ” rangers lead “?

Celtic have been playing English & European clubs at youth level for years, ya dick!

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,Sevco are only 5 years old,Its going to take them decades to get up to speed.Sevnians Forever Blown on there own trumpets.

6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

Same flies,Weered.Different Jobbi

6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

i meant Sevconians Weered,FFS i hate using these touchscreens

6 years ago
Reply to  Tioc67

BB Enjoy yer Pilgrimage.
In the Heat of Lisboa
The Lions they Roared
For a Brace was Stuff
of Dreams.HH

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, Celtic have been invited to the next gen series since its launch. It was exclusive to the top clubs in Europe,and a great learning curve for our under 19s.
The Huns know that an invitation would never come their way,so the easy route once again.
Of course the media here will spin it all they can,but the truth is they hate the fact Celtic are invited all over Europe at prestigious events
fir all age groups.
They are just trying to get noticed.Nothing more nothing less.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Correct!

mike
6 years ago

DOTW dick of the week it is then.

Gordon Smith,
were’s a wig,
it’s so big,
he stick’s it on with syrup a fig.

Uralius
6 years ago

Caption: Dutch women gather excitedly. Iceland are coming.

w
6 years ago

Weered shat upon the bed,
that is why his arse is red,(it goes with his herr don’t ya know).
Weered, luvs the ville,
he watches them from his windae sill,
knick knack paddywhack, give the dog a boner,
Monti looks just like Homer!! 😉

w
6 years ago

They put the orange in Ajax. scum!!!

w
6 years ago

Ajax, clean out your bath scum!!!

w
6 years ago

Next year is even more crucial to the Tic.in terms of C.L. entry, hard though it may be, because of the new rules coming into force in the C.L. the season after next, then we need to progress even more for co-efficient points.
That pathway is going to be even more restricted, so bring in the 2/3 better players Brendan, pass through the qualifiers if we can and progress as much as we can in the C.L. or the Europa League. The stronger we become, the stronger we will be, in this cesspit of bigotreeeee.

6 years ago

Ralph,

I make this contribution purely to affirm charlie’s jealousy of “the good old days” when birds were far more colourful and obliging.

Caption:

“In spite of the media trying to dress them up, they still look like 12 orange tits”

H H

Monti
6 years ago

IKEA meatballs n fries….fucking magic min.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

They need to seal the trolley though, my meatballs n gravy keep falling through the holes ……

BondiBrian
6 years ago

Goin off line for a month. Holibags so canny be arsed wi social media

Anyhoo Here’s ti the Treble.

“IN THE HEAT OF LISBON” Canny wait.

Cheers ti one & all on Etims.

HAIL HAIL N aw that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6 years ago

I’ll have a look,Weered.ive heard that name somewhere before,Cheers M8

6 years ago

Everybodies Away to Ikea,Must be a Fire Sale rite enough,Weered.HH nitey nite nite Bhoys n Ghirls

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption 2

Ur them orangeboom ladies waiting in line for a date with the fenian lampost. ?

w
6 years ago

Well well, How did Mike turn into W? sumday is messin wi ma heed.
but who cares the huns are still deed.

I want my name back, plus ma GREEN line, common noo, pretty please. You ken it makes sense.!!!!!.

6 years ago

is it Troo is it Troo
Woke up this morning
N Mkes changed to W
This just cant Be
Aah Mikes undercover!!!
The spy who ??????? me

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