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Celtic Diary Saturday May 6: Keep The Pedal Pressed

Patrick Roberts has confirmed he’s not going to join his England u20 colleagues for the World Cup in South Korea. He’s going to make himself available for the cup final instead.

“In such a special year for the club I want to be part of everything here.

“It is a once in a lifetime opportunity and now I will focus on continuing to do all I can for Celtic.”

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However, he also wants another crack at making it with Manchester City.

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On the Manchester club, Roberts was down to earth;

“Of course, I did sign there two years ago and that was my aim – to play for them. I had no idea I was going to come here. This was a learning curve and an experience I had to take on as young player and I have taken that on fully. City is a massive club as well and when I go down there I need to be confident and believe in my own ability and see where it takes me.” 

“In football you don’t know what could happen, It could turn out good, it could turn out bad. As long as I give it a go. I am still a City player so I will go back there and do pre-season. Then we will see what happens from there.”

“If it’s not right there then I will think about elsewhere. Of course Celtic is always here and I’m grateful for that. But I don’t know what will happen so I will live in the moment and enjoy the end of the season. 

He’s not out of Celtic’s price range. Wages may be a stumbling block, but as with Dembele, success as a Celtic player will lead to the bigger contracts later, and his Manchester city deal will mean he won’t be running short anytime soon.

Can we also put to bed all this £12m nonsense ?

Manchester City have completed the signing of the Fulham teenager Patrick Roberts in a further move to boost their homegrown ranks.

Roberts, who plays as a forward or winger, has moved for an undisclosed fee but the figure is understood to be £11m, with £5m up front for the 18-year-old with a further £6m in add-ons. 

Its likely that the add ons were activated with appearances, and we are reliably informed the ones at Celtic don’t count.

If he wants to stay, then he is affordable.

And we’d know what we’d be getting, as would the player, which was sort of the point of him coming to Glasgow in the first place.

 

Back at the ranch, and while the talk is of players being rested for todays visit of St. Johnstone, the word on the street is that no one feels like sitting any of the remaining league games out a they all want a cup final place.

Calum MacGregor, Celtics answer to Didier Deschamps , (Eric Cantona referred to the French midfielder as a water carrier, as a compliment ) verified this during the launch of one of several new kits for next season;

“When you’re in the team, you need to keep doing well to stay in it and obviously you want to be a part of that day as well. So I’m sure all of the players between now and then will be doing their best to keep in the manager’s thoughts for it.

“Every game for Celtic is a massive game, but with one eye on the cup final, you want to make sure you are in the team that day. We have a big squad and everybody has played their part.

“Players have come in and had great performances and then back out and in again. So that’s been the strength of us this season in that we’ve managed to keep everybody happy, everybody on side and everybody performing well.” 

There is that. And the need to keep the momentum going.

Gordon, Lustig, Boyata , Simunovic, Tierney, Armstrong, MacGregor, Sinclair, Rogic, Roberts and Griffiths.

By all means introduce youngsters or fringe players from the bench, but injuries and suspensions apart, lets keep the regulars regular.

 

We need to as well.

Not only is thee the showpiece finale of the cup final, and the repetitive dirge of the Champions League qualifiers, there’s a new challenge on the domestic scene.

Aberdeen will not be a pushover, Derek McInnes will be happy enough with second, but his players will feel they are in with a shout in a one off game.

Not only that, but the SFA anti Celtic cabal have given the dons an advantage by allowing the game to kick off at 3pm, and with the lambing season all but over,   more of their fans will be able to make the journey south.

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As for Europe, a glance at this years possible opponents won’t exactly stir up any excitement;

Its all kind of Deja Vuey.

And the final is in Kyiv, which is bloody miles away.

I won’t be that disappointed if we drop into the knockout stages of the lesser competition after a toguh group in the UCL, but I can see why the qualifiers this summer will bring on field celebrations should the team get through.

On paper it looks very difficult, not just becuas eof the quality of the opponents, but for the familiarity.

 

Closer to home, there’s an even bigger threat..

With rumours of a massive million pound warchest at his disposal should the right player come along, Pedro Caixinha keeps telling them what they want to hear.

Are they daft enough to fall for it again, and purchase season books in great numbers ?

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Then theres the promise of even more money, with an innovative idea from one of their more financially astute minds

With the quality available for that kind of budget, and the potential jncome  from the shirt leasing scheme, it could be time for Timmy to start to tremble..

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So though  the season is almost over, the work doesn’t slow down for the management..

 

In other news, Jim Torbett, twice a coach at Celtic Boys club, has been arrested.

Something you may not have seen, which is in a similar vein and not related, is an indication of how widespread the issue of child abuse actually is. It may be connected to the Torbett case, or it may not be.

What it does show is that the kind of person who preys on children is the kind of person who will do whatever it takes to get at their prey.

Nearly 900 members of a global ‘dark web’ pedophile ring sprawling Europe and the Americas have been arrested following a two-year investigation, the FBI and Europol reported after the website’s founder was handed a 30-year jail sentence.

Shedding light on the scope of the operation which is still active, the FBI revealed that in the US alone, 350 arrests were made as part of a wide-ranging investigation into Playpen – a secret website that is being referred to as possibly the biggest child pornography online dump that ever existed. 

EU Commissioner for the Security Union, Sir Julian King, said “a hugely significant blow has been struck against one of the most heinous of crimes, arguably the worst of all, thanks to the excellent transnational cooperation of Europol with the FBI and US Department of Justice, as well as other law enforcement agencies around the world.”

This isn’t just footballs problem, but the very nature of kids coaching makes them a target for these people. Thats what the authorities need to take into consideration when dealing with it.

We must protect the kids, and also the genuine people who work with them. The current hysteria is not helping to solve the problem, and it will continue to miss the point

One of the problems with the whole issue is that it provokes a knee jerk reaction, which is not the way to approach it, and the whole system needs to be looked into and safeguards put in place.

We’re not dealing with a few coaches at a few clubs.

We’re dealing with a massive problem within society, a problem driven underground that needs to be brought out into the open and dealt with, whilst protecting the victims from harm that is already done, or that may be done in the future.

 

 

Caption compettiton..

Friday..

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jimmybee May 5, 2017 at 2:29 pm · Edit · Reply

Caption: Granda can I chat to you, my da is never around to talk with.

And today..and this guy really is a UKIP local election candidate…can you think of a slogan, or anything else, for him?

Meanwhile, heres value for money..

 

 

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Monti
6 years ago

Caption: ” You think i look like a twat, you’re the one wearing a poppy “?

corktim
6 years ago

a tktfor gazzas birthday so I can boot him in the baws

Monti
6 years ago

£499 a ticket?
I wonder, if a guy turned up with a fishing rod, some cooked chicken and four cans of lager, would Gazza expect the guy to be allowed in to see him.?

The Central Scrutinizer
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

That’s not even Raoul Moatly funny…

IRISHGUY
6 years ago

Caption……….

I could not in good conscience post a slogan on this, the guy might be looking in, use it, and WIN …lol

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

I see what you did there……:)

Monti
6 years ago

I don’t agree with this attitude of ‘ full strength side ‘ for the remaining league fixtures.
Yes i do want the unbeaten run to continue but at the same time i don’t want any first team players injured and out the cup final.
I’m not saying play an entire reserve side, just give our most valued players a break.

That’s what i’d do anyway….

Monti
6 years ago

Caption: Gazza & Raoul Moat at Gazza’s 10th Birthday Party.

Yoker Bhoy
6 years ago

Brilliant news about Roberts being available for the cup final. Today I’d like to see a strong team but it’s also a great occasion to give a couple of youngsters a chance to show what they can do. I’m thinking of Aitchison and Eboue in particular.
I’ve read that Lustig, who has been in fine form recently, is likely to be rested today but in Gamboa we have an adequate replacement. I’d keep Boyata in the team as he seems to be getting better and better with every game he plays.
St Johnstone are a good wee team with a savvy manager so I’ll go for a modest 2-0 win the day. Goals from Armstrong and Griffiths.
HH

5TB
6 years ago

Caption:

They have actually spelt ‘IKUP’ wrong. Which is obviously the size of his bra tucked under his chin(S).

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
6 years ago

Caption: scaramanga has let himself go.

bgbhoy
6 years ago

700 less tickets than the sheep for the cup final? hmmmmmm

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

What’s this m8?

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Read our website. Sheep have bigger allocation

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Just read it, what the fuck is that all about?
Do they get a ticket for their sheep as well?
Buy one dip one free 🙂

Bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I don’t quite get it my self.

Tony-G
6 years ago

CAPTION

I was born with physical deformity…..My arse hole was attached to my right arm

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Tony-G

Easier to wipe then 🙂

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Good one Ralph,Final is miles away.Could they not make it in Manchester? Hope Linfield get through first qualifying and we “get/destroy” them in second round.Agree about amount of new strips,ludicrous.People are really struggling financially,except in Shettleston where they vote Tory???
P.S.Stop lowering the tone Ralph by equating sheep with Aberdeen,poor wee sheepies.

Caption:That’s why Shettleston is Tory!

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Unfortunately Weered I saw “thems” were league winners.Going for 53 which is slightly more than their “brothers” in the Sooside Snakepit.We could play them on the 12th July,wouldn’t that be poetic justice.HH

Uralius
6 years ago
Reply to  Rob O'Keeffe

Weered, I’m always interested to know more about other leagues. Are those blue bastards equivalent to our “Lodgies” favorite team?

charlie
6 years ago

caption see if you add an r to that ukip its an anagram of prik u jeest saying like

6 years ago

Caption,On the left is a Sevco SupOrting Slimlike Dud(e) and on the Right an Oldco Suppirter.Its true,It really is hard to tell them apart.Aah same keek Different Jobbi.

charlie
6 years ago

5-0 to the champions today and a griff hatrick ffs its got to come up sometime

portpower
6 years ago

ger greetin`,2 bob a son?

Halliday`s still a fanny.

sevco escaped feral FC.

charlie
6 years ago

awe them scots voting tory wit the fuck is that all about am away for a swally

portpower
6 years ago

Scooshed to boosh feirt Scotchmen…

Fears but…

charlie
6 years ago
Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Absolute quality. Tackle of the season for sure. Credit to Deila for signing him.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Cup final allocation is a farce. 700 tickets less just doesn’t make sense. Again the sfa just can’t hide their anti Celtic bias.
Monti, I think it better to keep the players ticking over m8 with game time. No use in saving them,when they could just as easy pick up an injury in training. Thought this team would beat the saints also.
Gordon
Gamboa Eric Boyata Izzy
Eboue Bitton
Forrest Rogic Henderson
Griff.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Brilliant Charlie.

Doc
6 years ago

I would rest players for the Thistle game only, we need to keep our momentum going:
Gordon
Ralston/Lustig Jozo Boyata KT
McGregor Brown Armstrong
Roberts Griffiths Sinclair

Caption: NHS in disarray as Susan Boyle gets the wrong operation.

Macca
6 years ago

Is there only me disappointed with the new kit? The gold badge looks like a sticker that will wear off given the number of washes the kids get and the back looks terrible with all the gold letters http://m.celticsuperstore.co.uk/stores/celtic/mobile/en/product/Celtic-Mens-2017-18-Elite-Home-Top-With-Sponsor-with-Demb%C3%A9l%C3%A9-10-printing/1038442?categories=Kits,Home-Kit

Also why is the goalie shirt not green to commemorate Ronnie?

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: Ukip candidate doesn’t quite get what a food bank is. When asked to show their support.

Celtic By Numbers
6 years ago

Hate to correct you but the water carrier comment from Cantona was intended as an insult. Deschamps and Cantona do not get on https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/27/dider-deschamps-legal-action-eric-cantona-race-claims

And you can read about our own water carrier here http://celticbynumberscom.ipage.com/water-carrying-for-galacticos/

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

Caption ,…

It said rangers last week but that was just to embarrassing …

6 years ago

The SFA are needing A Good Showing Up!!!!The Cup Final is just the place to Get some Quality Anti SFA Banners Hung Out for the World To See.

6 years ago

THE EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR FOOTBALL LOVING PUBLIC!!!THE CORRUPT TO THE CORE SF Fcking A.They give Every Honest Person in this Country the Middle Finger.BSTERDS!!

Iancelt67
6 years ago

Caption
You’re scaring the kids you auld bastard why don’t you just die

6 years ago

Good first half with both young players doing well. Rogic has been unplayable. Johnston looks like a player who will develop into a very classy player. Roberts may not be missed.

We need a goal because STJ are growing into the game.

Rebus

Monti
6 years ago

Great result today…again!!
‘mon the Hoops!

Monti
6 years ago

Wonder what was said at the meeting between Regan and the Glibster?
Justtthhht in the interetttthhhhtttsss of tranthsssparenttthhhyyy of course!

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wonder What one or probably Both were Acting the Goat,like!!Ken.HH GGAW

SteveNaive
6 years ago

Roberts MotM today but everyone was superb in second half after some words I suspect. Yes Rebus, Rogis was good, his accepting the ball and vision was excellent but check Mc Gregor’s goal minutes after coming on…They started getting nasty at four -one with KT the main recipent and we should have had a couple more but passing and movement was a joy at times.

6 years ago

It must be a joy to play for Celtic at any level at the moment! It is an organisation that is ticking along effectively and efficiently. Remove the captain and the team never missed a beat. Try out two youth players and the team never missed a beat. Play with no real height amongst the attacking players, and the team never missed a beat!

Great performances from Rogic, Roberts, Johnston up top; and Ralston, Tierney and Jozo at the back. Armstrong led the team well. All of this without using Ebouie or Eric or Hendo.

STJ have a thinking manager as well as industrial players…it made no difference. I’d like to see Mr Cummins knees. They must be fair sore after the number of times he fell down due to a passing wind. We need strong refs to sort this behaviour. Mr Walsh was very inexperienced and it showed throughout the game. Still he got lucky…no difficult decisions had to be made.

Rebus

Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Missed the game today so its good to read that the next generation are doing well.

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

On the good side,there is progress when a fan of TRFC wonders if something is legal? Take note,you crooked men of the Sectarian Speakeasy.Plus Celtic will have more fans at Hampden than the bottlers who never sell all their “allocation”.
Lovely evening for a couple of Black Velvets.GF44

Iancelt67
6 years ago

Caption(today’s)
“rangers” new youth recruits enjoy a day off from training spending their pocket money on sophisticated tattoos

bgbhoy
6 years ago

watched the game at the lurgan celtic supporters club again, got talking to a good few of the older tims.. whilst saying how much i have enjoyed this season i was cut down in a friendly way. this fella was saying his first game was the 65′ cup final and how he remembered big billy jumping up for the winner… basically his point was how nothing will ever match what was to follow. ended up talking about old hampden and how i was sure my papa was there and at lisbon milan etc, and that how my dad would tell me about the leeds semi final and the noise that night!!! suppose that story is relevant in this 50th anniversary. he asked me about the one player i wish i witnessed in the flesh, has to be jinky, but also said how much i know andybhouy/henke wished he had seen charlie tully in the flesh!!! MON THE HOOPS!!

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Good stuff m8!

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

i got jealous!! this guy was adamant that it felt like yesterday he was at the 65′ cup final.. i said that ibrox last week was the best id seen at ibrox. his response.. “son, i was at the 69′ cup final, 4-0, george connelly..” i didnt really have a response!!!

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

im sure rebus and pensioner bhoy and even maybe mike can remember those times, maybe a year away from qualifying for there bus passes 🙂

Rebus67
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Bgb,

I do remember the 65 final. It was a great game. I looked back at the lineups and what struck me about the forwards on both sides was that so many of them could play in different positions. Wallace was an addition who could also do that. I believe that this is an essential part of a footballer’s education.

Wee Alex Edwards was a tricky winger in the jinky mold. He was just unfortunate that he was around at the time Jinky, Henderson and Cowan(Partick Thistle).

Ahh, the memories!

Rebus

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

i wish i could of seen that team just once!! but from what i read it wasnt just celtic, such a better standard back then!!

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

A year away????? bgbhoy

A’m on a fifth pass. The next one is for a big black limousine with a brown box thrown in. It will be a mystery tour with no return ticket. What a day if they made a mistake and gave me one. Aw naw!!!!! that would make me a zombie!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’d rather just have a seat in the gods and watch The Tic win and win and win – that would be happy-ever-after like it has never been.

Cheers for thinking I sounded like a youngster. As for remembering those times and some before, well, I know I was there but remembering now………..A few like Charlie’s famous goal direct from a corner. If that old memory serves me right it was the first time ever – and the second, by the way. He was made to re-take it and did the very same thing. Even then the refs did not know the rules – I think, it had never happened before, in Britain anyway. And remember there were no bendy balls in those days, just two-ton leather airbags. The wimps today start writhing as if shot when they get hit with a ball. In my day you hardly knew because you were often away with fairies after one hit you. If it caught you at the other end, you could sing alto for months and, if the lace hit you, you were in casualty for a week:)

H H

Pensionerbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

bgbhoy,

Aye, we won but we certainly did not get it all our own way that day. Dunfermline and many other first division teams were no walkovers then. The other thing was, although it looked like things would get better improve because of the improvement in performance and a belief that Stein, who had had outstanding success both at Dunfermline and Hibs, would at least get us out of the doldrums we had been in for years (you think the 80s and 90s were bad!!!. You should have been around before and after the war up to the mid 60s), there was no sign we would become the team that won the European Cup. We only saw that developing in the 66-67 season when we just knew we had something very special. Maybe us aul’ yins are lucky to have seen this but you young guys are blessed to be able to sit or stand in the terraces today and watch a special time unfold too. I am afraid I have to rely on the TV and I have never believed that is a good way to judge a performance. Nothing has beaten nor ever will beat actually being there.

Really beautiful comment, by the way.

H H

Wisnae me
6 years ago

I wish people wouldn’t conflate looking at pictures of what may or may not be children* and the horrific abuse perpetrated on the most vulnerable people in society.

Playpen, the site that got better (faster, more stable and with more material) when the FBI decided to become the planet’s biggest suppliers of child porn for a few months, which is totally against the law but no-one will be charged or even fired over this.

* Anime, photoshopped images and actresses over 18 who look younger are all covered by this loose and illiberal legislation.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Well done the green brigade today again brilliant. The Palestine flags back out and the anti racism banners magic.
I see someone in another blog wants the green brigade to come up with something for the cup final,against the sfa.
I would rather they showcased our club in the way it deserves.
Not by moaning but Celebrating. So if the blogger wants action don’t fuckin go m8. Tell your mates not to go. But you won’t will ye.
Well done Brendan and the bhoys today great stuff.

bgbhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

disagree mate, best time to stick it up the corrupt mason bastards!!

jimmybee
6 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

No worries bgbhoy hope all is grand in the north with ye

Monti
6 years ago

Wonderful touch by Brendan walking over to the Green Brigade with Ralston & Johnston!

I see Johnston has signed a new three year deal today!

6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti,

That is very good news. Difficult to judge on one game, but Johnston looked to have it all…vision, ball skills, and a shot.
Johnston=Roberts – 2 years!

Rebus

portpower
6 years ago

Missed the game…

Aren`t they not ugly playing in the EPL.

They`re never a left footers backside.

We`re all the ball.

I`d put a request in for the sevconians but they`ve set the dancing floor. From Soho dowm to Brighton.

sevco feral wood chips FC.

Monti
6 years ago

Desimond,
Where are these statements from Mount Florida?

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Scottish Snorkel Football League? Monti.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Port,
How are you m8?
The SFA and SPFL have had a whole week to cone out publicly, national T.V. and condemn the racist abuse of Scott Sinclair….they haven’t done it.
Not giving two fucks what is on either organisations website, Regan and Doncaster should have been all over it, they aren’t.

No leadership….a couple o fannies!

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

G`day Monti.
it`s been a hectic month in the portpower hoosehold. The wee one is due next week and i`m still trying to convince the daughter that Brendan is a fine name.Yet to no avail though.

Reading back,it`s good to see that you`ve highlighted the disgrace that Scott Sinclair has had to endure.

SFA/SPFL silence when it comes to “show racism the red card”

NB:Peter, i`ve been busy making knock-off Lisboa Lions 50th anniversary strips.It`s the only way that i`ll effin get one.

Good health Lhads and Lassies.HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Portpower,
Hope all goes well next week for the big arrival, make sure you have Green & White on his back on his first day!
On the second day i expect him to name the Lisbon lions side without pausing 🙂

HH

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

I`ve the onesie Monti,full forward for Thy Port.

My keyboard has been buggered for a month.

Cost an effin fortune winnin`.

Hail Holy Hail.

My Sweet Celtic.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Did you? Do you want a gold star sticker?

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Anyway Monti, I`m sure I did answer but it`s away in the eather

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ7WPh5KtB4

My ears are coppin` it.

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Forgot to mention,we`ve the stunning.

portpower
6 years ago

Cause.

TicToc
6 years ago

I’m only commenting now, as it’s a special year for Celtic, and all of those who fly with Her.

Paddy Roberts understands; prior to today’s game he said: “This is a special year for this special club; I want to be part of all of it”. (dismissing England’s best wishes)
WELL,
Any chance of the GB (or anyone) creating a Tifo (from the auld song,Please Stay):
If we got down, on our knees, and we pleaded with you;
Bla De Bla,
DON’T GO, PADDY,
PLEASE STAY.
I know that’s not brilliant, but at least it tries.
HH

Doc
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

Hope he stays but always suspected he wouldn’t, if he does go then I wish him all the best, as long as he doesn’t try to take KT with him. James McLean signed as Roberts replacement would put a smile on my face.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Doc

Doc, great comment.
I just created, and then binnesd a long post. Canny see fur wine.
Just tae say I agree, James McClean is of our family, the rest is Que, Sera………
HH

TicToc
6 years ago

The Lisbon Lions reach far and wide, even today; even with neutrals.
I’ve just organised a wee get-together with my ageing family (Leo’s) around the Nantwich area beginning on the fabulous 25th. We’ll (perhaps for the last time together) show Nantwich the same courtesy as we did Chester; sing loud, laugh much, eat well and drink loads. What’s wrong wi’ that?
Our love and Best Wishes to St Werburghs CSC, Chester.
From the elderly VIPS.
HH

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

VIPS ? No, we’re not special, the acronym’s only our initials and it’s a better introduction to Nantwich than SPIV. 🙂
Any heads up for watching the game would be much appreciated by Vincent, Ian, Paul and Stephen. (I’ll get it anyway via my laptop and ‘special’ fingers, and we’re pretty okay with generating atmosphere.
Didn’t see it today but delighted to hear wee Paddy got 2, and Dedryck and Callum one each.
Dedryck, please keep showin’ me up for my lack of faith.
Callum, great to see that you may now get the recognition that many don’t get, including our captain.
HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

I thought your initials were D.I.C.K.?

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, (Marmite) I should just block you, as you should me.
Anyway, I must have missed something as I can see no ‘V’ in “D.I.C.K.” (Not even any of the other chosen ones of VIPS) That’s okay, sunshine, (I fuckin’ hate that term too). Once yer intellect develops another 100 fuckin’ degres you may just be able to explain your mental disability with some incision: OOHHH, (anaesthetic)(ooooohhhhh, not another full, frontal lobotomy, I’d rather have a full bottle, er, er, infrontamay……) and breathe….
Avadenuff. Sleep tight and whatever you do, DBACAYL.
‘Ave a day orf. 🙂
HH

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

D.I.C.K…..V. 🙂

6 years ago

Well Done Bhoys.More Records There For the Smashing.A Sea of Green White and Gold is Sight to Savour.HH GGAW

portpower
6 years ago

Did anyone else notice when Beaton helped Kenny up he refused the knuckle hand shake?

That`s the reason they`re so incensed.

portpower
6 years ago

Peter,all I want is the friggin` beach towel.

Do you feel elite if you wear the elite?

Aren`t we due an embroided crest for the one off occasion?

Hooped polo shirt with an iron on badge that you`re afraid for your Mammy to wash. Baffling.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Port,
“Baffling” it is not. And at around £110 an FN disgrace.
Peter (TB/TC) Lawwell has but ONE major ‘goal’ at CP:
to make ‘the company’ profitable and thereby enrich himself too. He is on the wane, his power is diminished and still diminishing. Anyone who ever perceived him as a Tim is akin to the gullibillies perception of a class A cunt from Castlemilk as a Saviour.
I repeat, PL is on the wane; sussed. A (hidden) component of the 5-way-agreement (yet most probably an ‘architect’ thereof).
PL cannot/will not come out in the fashion the fans both request and require; the bastard’s in it all with Regan, Doncaster, Petrie et al.
BUT, there’s much to be uncovered, over which neither of the above has pivotal control. These slimy bastards need to be outed and removed if ever Scottish Football is to show some semblance of open and honest sport.
Someone I noted years ago used to say “FC not PLC”.
My sentiments exactly. My thanks to the genius who introduced it.
HH

TicToc
6 years ago

Charlie, wan tae kiss an’ make up Pal….
I’ll buy you a pint in the Hoops wan day…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCXwwTluLJ0
The wee man’s just class….even today as he stumbles along..
HH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTuj8JXdxQ
PS Ma wife telt me this mornin’ (sorry yiterday mornin’) that The Calton voted for ‘them’ bastards!?!?

mike
6 years ago

This morning was a milestone for me, it was the very first time ever, that I tried to pull my pants on, on top of my pyjama trousers. Canny hear, can hardly see, bump around the walls because your balance is going, hello there auld age, how are you doing? Majic, thank you very much.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Crotchless pants?

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

Oh, pyjamas? I remember this one:
“An article placed in the bed in case of fire.”
I think from the old student rags, Eureka?
HH

portpower
6 years ago
Reply to  mike

ever

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