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Celtic Diary Friday April 21: Third Trophy In The Bag

The Glasgow Cup was part of the all conquering sixty seven teams haul, and it should be held in the same esteem now as it was then.

Largely because Celtic won it, of course, but the under seventeens, with goals from Henderson-not that one, his wee brother-and Aitchison -had been reduced to ten men , been kicked up and down the park and faced apparently the best young squad in Scotland to do it,so it can be counted as exactly the same as how things happen in the senior world.

The following report is from the official website, to spare you any of the usual spin about Billy Gilmour, or any of the other wonder kids in blue..

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You have to feel for Gilmour. The Sun heralded his performance…

Watch Billy Gilmour sparkle in the as Old Firm fans flood online to salute Ibrox wonderkid 

He actually had a quiet game, and there’s a real danger that the lads career could be destroyed before its even started with the nonsense spouted by the laptop loyal. Barrie Mackay, who had been on the verge of a £6m move to Leipzig has all but dropped out of the reckoning at Ibrox, and it isn’t fair on the players to be used as part of the “Everything is roses at Ibrox ” narrative.

Earlier in the week, the Sun were at it with Celtic’s thirteen year old prospect Karamoke Dembele who had excelled in a tournament in Amsterdam for the under fourteens, claiming that big clubs were watching him.

Any kid who performs well anywhere these days is going to be watched by other clubs. football is a business first and foremost, and whether or not these kids go on to make the breakthrough at a big club is irrelevant to them, as long as they can make a profit on them.

Sometimes that profit can only be a few thousand pounds, but its still a profit of a few thousand pounds, which is always better in your pocket than out of it.

If there is to be a spotlight on youngsters, it needs to be a little more responsible than what we are seeing, and it also needs to include prospects from other clubs, and might even encourage kids to go to the youth matches which in turn hooks them into the match day experience.

This would suit teams outwith the big cities as it would encourage locals to get behind their teams a bit more, and spread the money around.

A kind of community thing, which probably won;t catch on, but has to be worth trying. It might even lead to a few hidden gems being unearthed, possibly being ignored just now as they don’t play in Glasgow.

With the Glasgow Cup out of the way, attention ow turns to the re run of last seasons Scottish Cup semi final.

On Sunday, Celtic face “rangers ” for the fifth time this season and its already getting tedious.

For this months “rangers ” manager, Pedro Caixinha it will be fraught with danger. should his side be beaten heavily, then it could finish his time at Ibrox befoire its really started , especially if he takes a battering next week in the league as well.

He has already started his own version of mind games ahead of the tie, in effect blinking before his much more experienced counterpart at Celtic Park..

Recently, Caixinha revealed his team a day or two befiore the game with Kilmarnock, partly as a publicity stunt, and partly because his limited squad meant he hadn’t got much to think about, and at a press conference yesterday, he was asked if he’d do the same thing before the Hampden clash..

“I have only one doubt.

“I could name the team or if you have Brendan’s mobile number you can call him and we could read out our teams at the same time! 

“I have no problem with that – if he agrees we will place the names on the table at the same time.” 

We asked Brendan if he intended to do that, and as soon as he stops laughing we’ll tell you what he said.

Undeterred, Pedro decided he knew what Celtic’s line up would be anyway, and wasn’t shy of telling the press..

Caixinha expects Brown to be in Celtic’s midfield alongside Stuart Armstrong with Kieran Tierney and James Forrest on the flanks. 

His dossier also had Craig Gordon, Jozo Simunovic, Erik Sviatchenko, Mikael Lustig, Tom Rogic, Scott Sinclair and Moussa Dembele as likely starters.

But he admits he is still guessing over some of Rodgers’ choices. Caixinha said: “We have doubts, the main one is between Callum McGregor and Tom Rogic.”

If Brendan went into a press conference and talked about who he thinks will play for the other side, we’d probably have a moan.

Rightly so. Most managers will tell you that its about what their team does, and not the opposition.

Then he was asked how he felt about Scott Brown being available after the club appealed his straight red against Ross county. He replied that he was happy enough, as he wanted to face Celtic’s strongest line up, but then he started rambling again..

“When someone breaks the rules you have other rules to test those rules. We all do it. If I am speeding in my car and can’t afford to get the ticket I’ll do something to avoid receiving it. Why not? It’s the human side. 

Well, he’s certainly picked up “rangersitis ” during his short tenure as they were reluctant to pay anything they were due as well. I suppose its all part of convincing him its the same club.

A bit of transfer tittle tattle now, not so much who is coming to Celtic, but who isn’t.

John Terry is a no no. As is Jermaine Defoe, Jack Wilshire,  and anyone else who has even so much has stubbed his toe over the last couple of years.

Jason Denaayer is not on the list either, but his name is hovering just below it…apparently having two Belgians in the heart of defence might improve communication levels.

Celtic will bring in a couple of players, and they will be further up the line of development than we are used to, but as usual ignore whats in the press.

They haven’t got a clue who it is.

The trial of Craig Whyte began in Glasgow yesterday, the full report of the days activities can be found here..

James Dolemans report

This details the events and can safely said to be a little more impartial and accurate than anything you’ll see in the mainstream media.

The trial is set to last up to twelve weeks, which seems a long time , but this is a little more complicated than it appears on the surface.

It’s not actually about Whyte claiming his quid back after being sold a pup, its much more complex than that, and James Doleman explains it better than me.

When Celtic have faced any version of “rangers ” down the years, there are some things that are expected.

Early kick offs, big crowds, sectarian singing and Nil By Mouth proving that they have absolutely no idea what its all about.

They were at it again yesterday…

I’ve never heard this Fernando Ricksen song. Thats not to say it doesn’t exist, but I’m not familiar with it.

Had it ever been sung at the ground, I’m fairly certain the media would have mentioned it, if only to ask what a ounce of prop is.

But I have heard of wee Jay. In fact, I had  a wee chat with him at the Hamilton away game when he scored his first goal for Celtic, so i know he’s real.

And I know that his family have suffered from abuse on social media.

Are Nil By Mouth trying to even things up here as part of their two sides of the same coin reasoning that has allowed the media to largely ignore the racist and sectarian chants from one of Glasgows grounds ?

If anyone is singing a song about a man suffering from a cruel illness, then you’re an idiot. I like to think they are few and far between in the stands at Celtic, but there is no doubt they exist.

Nil By Mouth is a waste of time. If anyone from there is reading this you are more than welcome to list its achievements in the replies below.

It shouldn’t take you long.

Its Friday, and as we all know that means we single out one man-or woman-who has made an impression this week that cannot go unrewarded.

It wasn’t the most difficult of choices..

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Don Robertson was in charge of the Ross County -Celtic tie last Sunday, and showed us why Scottish refereeing needs to be reformed from top to bottom.

His loss of control in the games latter stages proved that he’s not ready for this level, and that whoever decided he was isn’t ready to be in that job either.

His efforts make him probably the most convincing winner of Etims

Knob of the Week 

to date, and considering some of the illustrious names on that particular roll of honour, then its some achievement.

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Yesterday we asked you what was going on here..
Martin67 April 20, 2017 at 5:14 pm · Edit · Reply

Caption: Thanks for consoling me Bully. I could have won a speed boat! 

whilst today.. we’re off to the world of science fiction in the nineteenth century..

reade10

thats what he says it is..an air boat.

I think he’s wring, don’t you ?

Later today, Rob O’Keefes Demolition Derbies prediction competition starts in earnest-keep an eye out for it, its online from noon.

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Dziekanowski's nightclub child
6 years ago

Caption: hover pitch and floating casino sighted over given

mike
6 years ago

Michty me and help ma Boab,
reach the final, just the job,
if we dinny am blaming Rob.

Daphne, Maggie and auld Pa,
hit the net wi the ba,
Horace, Joe, the twins and Hen,
dive like fuck and win a pen.

Ken,

desdamoaner
6 years ago

Having given up on growing the arse of a crow Prof Pat Pending’s latest attempt at taking a dump on sevco takes to the sky.

As for the Ricksen song, if anyone tried to start that they’d pretty soon get a slap.

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago
Reply to  desdamoaner

Spot on Des, especially as the greatest Celtic player of all time suffered from the same horrific affliction.

TicToc
6 years ago

Firstly, Frank, I totally regret our wee spat a couple of weeks ago. I apologise.
Des’s point, and your response are both spot on; we’re Tims and we don’t mock the afflicted.
Indeed, Jinky had the same “horrific affliction.” as Ricksen.
All similarities end there.
I can recommend Jinky’s (RIP) book, “UNDEFEATED” by Archie MacPherson; it covers most of Jinky’s life with passion, humour and dignity. The latter being something huns don’t even aspire to. I wont taint this comment with anything more about huns.
HH

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

PS, since it’s around Easter time, it’s worth mentioning that Jinky’s full name was James Connolly Johnstone.
I hope no explanation is needed here.
HH

Bognorbhoy
6 years ago

The broadsheets number is 67 … the unseen fenian hand at work …

Caption …

D .Kings new venture after losing out on sevco,
searching for the moonbeams…

Gwared
6 years ago

I already know SEVCO are planning a straight 5-5-1 formation!

5 at the back.
5 In the middle.
With CoLlum up front!

calum walker
6 years ago

For the caption competition:

David Murray’s floating pitch and casino design is found next to a copy of Walter’s EBT in the Ibrox archives….

Rob O'Keeffe
6 years ago

Don’t forget to take part in THE competition,Bhoys and Ghirls.Previous entries have been duly noted(hope Una is correct about Sunday!).Real money to be one or you can choose second option of £30 million from a guy called Dave K from somewhere near Glesga High Court.

Good to see ref sending off that wee Bhoy last night and ruining his experience,it’s a brilliant schooling for the whole squad as to what will happen(regularly) as they try to become the new Quality Street Kids.
Is Pedro advocating breaking the law? asked a guy called Dave etc etc

D'Fhinnein Mick
6 years ago

I honestly can’t imagine anyone singing that. If Nil By Mouth have proof of it,they should take it to the police.

Equally,if they have no proof,they should be asked WTF they are going on about.

Dangerous and stupid comment from them.

Pat K
6 years ago

“Where are we? Wild beasts and a circus. It must be Govan…… Where the fuck is the Casino”

Raymobhoy
6 years ago

I see Pedro has said that he has had a word with the Scottish refereeing officials and he doesnt have a problem with them.
No surprise there then.

charlie
6 years ago

somebody taught scott that song doon the ludge

charlie
6 years ago

see that don robertson hees got a funny shape a heid imho

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

HaHaHa, Robertson’s heid.
Charlie, remember them masonic, hun fucks have only wan eye, a pair of dividers an’ a square tae work wi’. Oh, an’ a malleable heid. Nae fuckin’ wonder it came oot like that 🙂
Fuckin’ Leonardo Da Vinci (I’ll tell ye a story…) could afford better kit. (just couldnae get better patsys)
It’s unlikely, but I’d like tae have a pint wae you, in the venue you mentioned (pre StJ) in another post.
Take care, Bhoys, one and all.
HH

charlie
6 years ago

caption i think we should crowd fund that boat for bondi brian tae go wae hees air heid

BondiBrian
6 years ago
Reply to  charlie

“Crowd fund”?. Just go on the rob, much mair your style. So, any wee yarns aboot yer “i used ti shoplift in Big Syd” days? That could cover anything fae a Mars Bar….ti a Rolex watch. Actually forget the yarns, a hate gettin embarresed for others. On a serious note..if yer goin ti the gemm, huv a safe one N gie the Bhoys a cheer fae me ( & Big Syd)

The Cha
6 years ago

Dev Squad playing Huns in Youth Cup next Wed so hopefully complete a week of Hun Humpings.

NbM exist on politicians largesse so do what expected of then, “both sides as bad as each other”, support for the horrendous OBFA etc.

Not sure about Denayer; not covered himself in glory since leaving but perhaps being played out of position.

Probably Van Dyjk made him look better than he is and we don’t have such a player.

alan
6 years ago
Reply to  The Cha

playing for Sunderland is likely to be Denayer’s biggest problem. no defender ever looks good playing for them .

Cartvale88
6 years ago

Caption
Kings new escape plan surfaces.

Any shit they can throw, like a shower of baboons showing their arses.
Watched the team last night, not surprised at the sending off, anything to give them an advantage. Jack Aitchison looks good enough for a run in the first team, some oft the others pretty nippy. The media raving about their youth team, they were lucky to keep it to 2-1.
Think the big team will do better on Sunday.
In relation to transfers etc; BR will keep it I house to stick it to the media

6 years ago

Anybody else find it Highly Suspicious how an X Chairman from Oldco,Can be a lawyer for Craig Whyte in his defence Against the Club Findlay was Chairman of!It stinks of utter BS on every level.The Courtcase is an Orchestrated pile of Masonic Lodge Excrimate.Something isnt right with Everything RainJurZzz.This vermin are the Only Problem in our Game.

6 years ago

Well Done To Our Youngsters Last Night.HH GIRUTOSB

Monti
6 years ago

Leigh Griffiths is going to own Hampden on Sunday, trust me bhoys!

6 years ago

Hope Rogic is involved,And Armstrong.Moussa will nail them.Wee Leighs good for a Goal too.HH n Awrat

5TB
6 years ago

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Join in the raffle to see if we make it to the end of the season!

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mike
6 years ago

Smith knows that “Rangers” are in big debt but minutes show that he wants £18 mill. to rebuild the squad. J.D.

mike
6 years ago

D.F. 2010 meeting shows that someone has cost thems an awful lot of money.
WS Fat Sally organises his own salary, he must be smarter than me. hahahah.

Broxburnbhoy
6 years ago

The Whyte trail will be a case of collective amnesia for the ex raingurrz men who are called to testify. I hope the judge takes note of their inability to remember anything and compares it to their published quotes at the time courtesy of the MSM and other quotes all documented thoroughly by the press. How ironic will it be to be caught in lies and amnesia through the very people pushing the various myths about the various clubs! Quite delicious

mike
6 years ago

The minutes record that King insisted that “Rangers” would always be afloat either in an ocean or a small pond (puddle).
DF any idea what that means, WS naw. DF me neither.

Problems came from 2/3 years of no investment, WS tells court.

DF ends his examination, AP advocate depute, some re examination.
OVER AND OUT.

Monti
6 years ago

As far as singing offensive songs go, the Huns are the sickest cunts in world football.
Personally i wouldn’t sing any kind of song about Fernando Ricksen, i wish the man only the best of health and he enjoys what time he has left on this planet.

Tal.

Frank McGaaaarvey
6 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, the zombears are offended by the Soldier’s Song, the sight of an Irish tricolour and a player blessing himself. In order to show some sort of ‘balance’ they have to pander to the worst knuckledragging elements. It’s like asking a klansman what he offends him about black people!

Completely agree with you re Ricksen. It’s probably only a couple of wee rubbered fannies in a pub singing it on a Saturday night, the sort who will sing about the Ibrox disaster and Davie Cooper. I have NEVER heard these things at a game.

mike
6 years ago

Brendan tells the DON Robertson, you should apologise to Sviat.
and confirms the reason why they appealed Broony’s red card.

The DON, issued a yellow card to Bowman for the horrendous tackle on K.T and a straight red to Broony for his mistimed tackle on Boyce, but one yellow to the R.C. players for the pushing over of Broony.

You couldny make it up, meanwhile the HAMS at the SFA are silent
the silence of the HAMS.

mike
6 years ago

Now let me think, whit fun it is, do we—– go back to twat twihoo twitter or listen to the bull shitter Pedro, anybody got some plastic pants, swish swash swish ma pish, slish sloss a lota dross. wiggly wipey lots of well fun.
Thank you God for giving us thems, the fun continues.

mike
6 years ago

Flushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Fat Sally 6 players signed plus 4 re– signed,
the total player spend is 21 mill. gulp,
DF saiz help ma boab that is mair than the cardigan spent last season.
DF saiz, who who who twit tawoo who chose the players coming in?
fat Sally , meme,memem aye haud the final say.
foot note 21 mill in debt and players sssssstill coming in, who who who the fuck is running this club? answer you bhoy the taxpayer.

mike
6 years ago

am signing aff to change ma nappy, this is ALMOST totototo cookoo cookoo much.
a burd in the haund is better than a hot flush.

SteveNaive
6 years ago

U17’s go down to 10 men then shortly after make a substitution . Gordon Smith ” Celtic will now go 4,5,1…”. Someone whispers in his ear…. “I mean 4′.4.1. “. Good grief ! What an arse !

Monti
6 years ago

R.I.P. Ugo Ehiogu!
Sad to hear that news!

6 years ago

Sally McMoist was asked in Court,Who is the current RainJurZz Captain.He says Davie Weir he thinks lolololol Only a Hun Mentality lays it out so Outdated.McMoist Ya Walloper.HH GGAW

6 years ago

Walter Smith stated Spend Spend and never mind the Consequences.Is it any wonder that Cretinous Lot are Corrupt.Asking for £18 Million for players As the Vile Ship WeArra Peepul is Sinking.lololol.Just gives a wee glimpse of what actually went on at the CrumbleDome.Oh How Im Proud To Be A Tim.

Davie Wilson
6 years ago

I seen this graph earlier on the ‘Sitonfence Speakeasy’, where you can’t actually ‘speak’ at all without paying up front for any comment you wish to make and for which our jovial host might ban you for mentioning that most other online pages are free.

The graph, which I can’t seem to Copy & Paste without being dragged onto PayPal, shows the Deadly Wretched, sorry, Smelly Hatred, sorry Heily Record, in terminal decline with Terminal Point Zero projected as being within 5 years, but could be as early as next year, which would be a bit of a kick in the pearlies for Keef The Teef’s ‘handsome’ pay packet that he loves rubbing his readers’ noses in.

Good riddance to bad garbage and it won’t be long before Union Jack, Engine Room Subsidiary, and all those other sycophantic wankers from the Grieving Slimes follow them doon the cludgie.

As for the Ricksen song, I have this sick and twisted feeling that the NBMer who ‘reposted’ it is the very same person who wrote it on the spot, a bitter zombie who, as we all know, will say and do anything to make Celtic look bad, up to and including defiling the memories of their own men.

I could not stand Ricksen as a player, though him the worst kind of shit stirrer around, but I would not wish his illness on anyone or their family, and anyone who would needs to seek urgent professional medical help in assessing their potential psychopathy or sociopathy, no matter what colour scarf they have round their neck.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  Davie Wilson

Said Davie!!

Davie Wilson
6 years ago

Ah, here it is, The Death Of The Daily Record in one eye catchingly whizzo graphic, the perfect start to any good Celtic man, or lassie,’s weekend

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And cheers, Monti, I quite liked that one maself.

TicToc
6 years ago

Caption: “Sure, I was out ramblin’…..
came across some lovely mushrooms……..
had them for lunch (launch)……..
an’, jesus, tings started happ’nin’……
I was suddenly up in the air……….
9 shamrocks appeared (in black an’ whyte)
and took over the reins……
we ‘sailed’ over Hampden and huns, with equal ease…..
7-1, I kept screaming…………
an Joseph said “shut up FFS, it’s already 9”
Aye the 9 shamrocks….if only I was a gambler…..
HH

jimmybee
6 years ago

I wish nil by mouth would do just that.Shut the fuck up.
It has never stood up directly and called out the Huns for their sectarian singing.
It is corrupt,and should be closed down in my opinion.
In all my years attending Celtic matches,I have never heard this so called song once, and I have heard a few unsavoury ones.
It is time to put that organisation out of business its a joke.

jimmybee
6 years ago

Caption: Wee driver is singing,
If I had the wings of a sparrow, if I had the arse of a crow I’d fly over Ibrox tomorrow and shite on the bastards below below.
Haha cmon the lions.

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

That’ll do me, Jimmy; FN excellent. 🙂
HH

Davie Wilson
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

I agree, that’s the winner, an auld Celtic classic 🙂

Davie Wilson
6 years ago

Caption: Passepartout arrives at Ibrox with the latest vehicle for their European adventures.

Rudebhoy
6 years ago

The last time i posted i was taking a bad turn and feeling sorry for myself about how the Huns will never die. I still feel the same. The bastards won’t go away. It’s a stitch up. Just look at the masonic celebrity line up in court right now. Duff n Phelps rings a bell. Mike and Weered replied and i never got back to you but thanks anyway. I have never heard any Ricksen songs. Nil by mouth should shut their mouth. Didny hear them all season when the moron zombies have been giving it big licks with their anti Catholic and Irish bile. Nil by mouth. Full of shit. Probably believe Catholic schools should be abolished too. Nil to say. Fuckin Nil point.

Gerry
6 years ago

I was watching a game on the telly recently and heard the Spirit in the Sky tune; I couldn’t make out the words so just thought it could be another GB ditty. I’d be very surprised if those were the lyrics as everyone knows we sing about what we love and only they sing about what they hate. Might have been the Hearts game but regardless we suffer Hello*2 and other muck every game so fuck off trying to equate the love we have for our club with the hate they have for us!!

Rudebhoy
6 years ago
Reply to  Gerry

You sure you weren’t watching a Top of the Pops repeat?

TicToc
6 years ago

I do appreciate that many don’t give a fuck about what I say, or feel. That’s fine. I feel the same about many, too.
(if we’re talkin’ ‘manny’, we’d all be in the shit) 🙂
However, a long time favourite of mine, Sean South, a song I sang with passion on supporters’ buses from the early 60s, was surpassed, to me, a long, long time ago by The Foggy Dew. This one hit me harder, even, than Sean South. I’ve just been listening to various renditions and I feel that Sinead O’Connor is maybe best. I’d have put a link up on here but it’s just too fucking heart-rending.
We sing (and die) for genuine cause whilst the scum (and its phony, bastard child, Sevco) try to hang onto, and are nurtured by lies.
“Scotland’s Shame” is no where near strong enough, in terms of describing that SCUM.
HH

6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

TicToc,WeMarch On Heads Held High.Glasgow Celtic!!!A Club Like No Other.WILL NEVER DIE!!HH GGAW

6 years ago

Craig Whyte charged with Fraudulently Obtaining The REAL RainJurZzz,Aye Definitely handed Minty Lancelot Murray a Counterfeit Pound Coin.Born a Bhoy A Proud Bhoy and I’ll Die a Proud Bhoy.The Old Firm??.That Slogan Died With Oldco.Anyone Associated with Sevco 5088 Needs a Reality Check,We The Celtic Brigade of Proud and Die Hard Supporters Do Not Look On The Tribute Act as anything more than a Newly Formed Entity that Rose From the Oldco Assets,Minus(History).Every Other Club Knows No Football Club Can Survive After Liquidation!.Mind The Gap.The Morra cannae come Quick Enough.Pedro Mourinho,And his Pool of Globe Trotting Super Lager Stars Shouldnt Even Be On the Same Pitch As My Beloved Celtic.HH GGAW!!!

6 years ago

My Birthday on Sunday.All im asking is a Total Annialation of Anything and Everything SEVCO!!GGAW!

TicToc
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc*1

A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TcToc*1 AND MANY HAPPY RETURNS.
The annihilation came in the 1st half, but they were still annihilated, so you still got my, er, present. 🙂
So important to keep the “flies of the old shite” where they truly belong; in the sewers.
Have a great day Pal, and all Tims everywhere.
TicToc
HH

celtsfan67
6 years ago

Caption…

Sevco boardroom –

GASL – “good work lads, order four. One for each stand. They’ll definitely help keep the roofs up and at a fraction of the cost of actually fixing them. Now, who’s turn is it to write a cheque?”

6 years ago

Barry EBT Ferguson is perplexed by Celtics Attitude regarding Don Prick Robertsons part in the Sunday game and Brendans warning to the Masonic Referee.Paid yer Taxes there Ferguson Ya Vile Excuse for a Human.

Monti
6 years ago
Reply to  TicToc*1

Fergiehun is perplexed each morning he opens his eyes!

Stupid Huns!

Monti
6 years ago

I see the Huns are crying into their sister’s cornflakes at the prospect of losing their goalkeeper, Wes Foderingham, for the semi final on Sunday.
Oh come on, Celtic are missing our inspirational captain and leader Scott Brown………oh wait, he is available 🙂

Stupid, stupid Huns.

Monti
6 years ago

Desi,
What happened to the fucking Podcast?
No impressed like…ken.

mike
6 years ago

Common the Hibees,
bare your teeth,
make the sun shine on your Leith,
mon the Lenny, your the best,
don’t give the sheep any rest,
mon the Efe, play with zest,
wear the Hibbees lovely crest,
we want the final to be green,
Celtic and Hibs the green machine,
the Scottish cup final to be,
the best yin, there’s ever been.
If I could walk 10,000 miles, it would be a fucking miracle.

mike
6 years ago

When I wake up, I ken i’m gonny be,
running fast for the lavatoree,
when I go out, yeah I ken i’m gonny be,
runnin oot the bedroom,
desperate for a pee.

da lat da, da lat da, da lat da da lat da,
dee dee diddums dee dee diddums.

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