EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ferguson Resignation Letter

EXCLUSIVE: Barry Ferguson Resignation Letter

Dear Clide,

Ah resine. Yir shite. Rainjurs ur shite tae but thur ma shite an at no.

Ahm away tae wurk wi Bummer an Coisty an Durranty an Boab Malcum an big DJ an Sir David an Walter an Jimmy the mad mental kitman an Kenny fae the Radio Scotlin tranny stayshin thing.

An how did naebdy lit oan yeed moved fae Shawfield? Cnuts.

Fcuken parked ma moatir there fur munths an at. Awe ah seen wiz fcuken dugs runnin aboot. Basturts woodnae lissen tae a wurd ah said.

Fcuken barkin an shiteing an shaggin an at. Clatty basturts. Fucken kept burstin the baws when ah tossed the baw up for a heider.

Heider the baw ya useless basturts don’t eat it furfuxsake. Cost me Fcuken hunners ah dosh bringing new baws tae trainin an at. Dug basturts.

Anywiy ah hope yeez git pumped an git relagayteed tae thi champions ship wi Hibs.

Fcuken hate Hibs tae. Basturts.

WATP Bazza