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Celtic Diary Thursday February 23: It’s All Turning Out Quite Nice

Yesterdays piece on the proposed next phase of development around Celtic Park , described by some as thought provoking, provided some thought provoking answers, ans while the debate may continue for some time yet, the general conclusion seems to be that if handled correctly there is an opportunity for the club to contribute to the aesthetics of the  area, the people of the area and importantly, to improve its image among some of the more cynical amongst the support.

We’ll have to wait and see.

But the first mention of zero hour contracts either for those who build it, or those who work in it and they’ll get the rough edge of my tongue again.

So , with the floating casino and hoverpitch dominating the agenda yesterday, was there anything we missed ?

Not really.

There’s no midweek football for the club, so the players are amusing themselves by taking it in turns to speak to the press. Or anyone else that will listen, which makes me wonder if they’re playing some sort of game.

Mikael Lustig first, no doubt attempting to play down the outbreak of mouse in his house… gave away a little tactical secret, perhaps unwittingly, which may have gone unnoticed by most…

When we play, especially here at Celtic Park, our opponents drop very deep and then there’s space for to come round as well. But at the start of the game, we play with three at the back and let KT bomb on. 

Is he taunting the opposition by pointing out to them that a long diagonal ball behind the three and  a quick cross into the centre to meet four or five runners could make the game a handicap event for the Celts ?

 

Keiran Tierney has dropped a hint about the support providing him with a song of his own….

“I told Scotty and Dedro about theirs, and whoever made them up deserves something special as both the songs are brilliant.

“If my music is on in the dressing-room, I will play both songs, ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ or the ‘Logical Song’. Scotty’s song gets you going and Dedro’s song is a bit different in tone but they are both great tunes and whoever is behind them is a genius.

“They both love them as they are good tunes … I was just gutted that they weren’t about me.” 

Well, he had his chance to start one..

“It was good to go back to the game with my mates. Nothing changed for them as they go to every game anyway and I just tagged along as we did when we were younger. It did bring back memories of when I was 14 or 15 and I enjoyed it while I could.

“It took me about half-an-hour to get in and out of every game, but that’s what’s going to happen. They are Celtic fans and I play with Celtic, and I would be doing the same as them.

Ah, the life of the professional footballer. Reveling in memories of when you were a mere fourteen or fifteen year old. Which I think was about a fortnight ago for him.

Then there was James Forrest, who enlightened us with this gem..

“I think you can see already that we look like a strong team. But we all know that there isn’t anything handed out at this stage of the season. 

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He meant anything else handed out, presumably.

They all just sound happy, relaxed and confident.

The perfect preparation for the next campaign, a campaign which Moussa Dembele wants to be a part of..

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His agent has been talking to the media about the why’s, the where’s and the whatevers of the forwards decision to join Celtic. And also why he wants to stay here for a while, which is exactly what anyone would say if they represented a player who may be the subject of a summer bidding war.

 “Moussa doesn’t stress. He signed a four-year deal at Celtic and, in his head, he’ll be at Celtic for those four years.

“If he has to leave, that will happen at the right time, but it’s not in Moussa’s head or my head. 

“In January, there was speculation, but there will always be speculation if he does well.

“It’s good. It means we are all doing well. The boy is doing well, Celtic is doing well and we as agents are doing the right things for everyone.

“But it’s so important to focus on the right things. Moussa remains cool.

He’s not affected. 

“I am not even thinking of the future. I don’t wake up in the morning thinking where Moussa will go in the summer.

“The future does not exist. The past has gone. It’s about being a better player right now.

“The plan with Brendan and the club and Moussa is private, but I can say it will remain the same and it stays the same.

”We are there for the boy to become a better player, for the club to achieve more things and the club wants to keep their best players. 

He goes on a bit, but its good to hear him leave out phrases such as “improved contract ” and “hasn’t settled in Glasgow “

The overall impression is of a happy camp. We probably knew that already, and it seems that unlike the intense start to the season, the players are more relaxed about themselves, and the new manager.

It shows on the field, and it is showing off the field as well.

Then there are those who have to find something to moan about  ( like the ones who write the diary ? -Ed )

This is from a chap called Jonathan Gorrie, who published this on Football Fancast, whatever that is…

As easy as it is to wax poetic about Rodgers and his backroom team’s ruthlessness in keeping up with their own searing pace, it does serve as something of a missed opportunity for the club. In all honesty, this sort of attitude should have been adopted at Parkhead back in 2012, when Rangers went into liquidation. Moving along at such pace would have entirely killed the threat those just across Glasgow could offer for the foreseeable future, with Celtic almost certainties to replace their Old Firm rivals as Scotland’s most successful club.

The final two years of Lennon’s reign in charge, coupled with Ronny Deila’s two-year stint, saw Celtic limp over the line when they should have been sprinting. They’ve picked up the pace this time around, though they really should be further into the distance than they already are. If not in the table then certainly in terms of development.

Now, that may well still happen, though even allowing the sheer notion of Rangers catching up to be a feasible one could come back to bite top brass at Celtic Park. Should the Gers appoint a big name boss to replace Mark Warburton, with ambitious options such as Frank De Boer touted in the media, and start closing the gap before Celtic hit 10 league titles in a row, 2012 will provide as much as a missed chance as it is a celebration amongst the club’s support.

 

I mention this because it’s surprised me. In fact, one might say my “ghast ” has been well and truly “flabbered “, and at my age that isn’t a laughing matter .

It’s not the content as such, but it does seem the article is based around the idea that “rangers ” could bring in a big name manager. You know, someone with experience and ability , someone who demands respect , who demands results, and yet doesn’t demand a pay packet.

Despite five years of the gullibillies being happily hauled along by venture capitalists and convicted fraudsters, there are still some out there who think that others can’t see the basket case of assets for what it really is.

Some of whom are actually paid professionals…but we won’t go there for now.

Those of you who read the other bits, the ones less likely to be made up, in the papers may have noticed that there’s a by election in Stoke , where  am currently in the middle of a twenty year plan to improve the average IQ.

The BBC are holding their edition of Question Time from the town tonight, and I applied to go on it. Not surprisingly, they didn;t want my charm and magnetism distracting from the serous issues, so I won’t be on it.

Disappointing, i guess, but nowhere near as disappointing as that time I was accepted to appear on trash TV dating show “Take Me Out, where loads of women compete amongst themselves to win a date with you.

Look what I got.

 

A big crowd of uggies can be upsetting, as this shop owner from Dundee discovered …

Er, Butt the Liquor man ?

Maybe its just me who chuckled at that.

As a penance for the childish reference to the fellows name, I’ve decided to publish a still picture from his CCTV outside the shop to help catch the offenders..

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Meanwhile , a theory has surfaced that explains a lot of what has happened in Scottish football. Something that would no doubt be featured on a site called E-Huns in their Daily diary…

Bloody hell.

I thought we’d get away with it as well.

But over on the other side of the city, it’s starting to look like they aren’t getting away with anything after all.

The papers, having turned voraciously on former manager Mark Warburton, are now giving a voice  to those who are dissenting against Dave King, such as Derek Llambias, who had been at the club during a time when Mike Ashley had a say in things…

Something is in the wind,

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Scottish football , deemed to need a strong “rangers “, is actually doing quite well for itself, if you ignore all the doomsayers.

As explained in this tweet,

Celtic get a new hotel. Hearts a new stand. Aberdeen a new ground. But what about Rangers? They got a new club. Hard to beat, that. 

Tuesdays caption competition, which was centered around this picture…

newspaper sellers

 

chris February 21, 2017 at 10:03 am · Edit · Reply →

“young Kieran shows us what his new career might have been had his leg not been in the air when he was on receiving end of recent  horror tackle’

today… and to be honest, i’m not even sure this needs a caption to raise a chuckle, but give it a go anyway.

SATC (Students’ Army Training Corps) pole-climbing training for telephone linemen, 1918.

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mike
7 years ago

Caption, The Rankers timber kings, welcome to Alaska, (that”s for our Canadian friends).
I like that Jonathan Corrie, he talks sense.
Any truth in the matter that the SNP have a candidate standing in Stoke, might be a good idea, efter all the further Sooth they go will be better for Scotia.
Hahaha.
and here come the Desdemonti with a titty retort.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Jonathan Corrie?
Thought he would be up your street!

Taxi

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hahaha, guid posts yesterday Monti, you were right oan the money
it was that Iantm that worried me, I thought that he had passed away, by the length of time that he was away, mibbee he ran away to Gretna with Charlie Saiz.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Cheers m8.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Caption: You can’t train the army without a good picture.

Donegal
7 years ago

Caption:

It’s fun to stay at the …Y.M.C.A.

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: Armed forces day at Ibrokes goes badly wrong as Paras are unable to find a roof

kebo75
7 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

Ya bassa That was gona be my entry practically word for word!!!

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: The armed wing of Club 1872 are fooled into believing that money grows on trees

7 years ago

caption: are you sure Dave King said these were the trees that money grows on.

MJS
7 years ago

How have they found out about our plans? This has been twenty years in the planning – someone has obviously leaked this. Was it one of our friends in the Vatican?

MJS
7 years ago

Oops, sorry, please ignore previous email.

7 years ago

Caption:
Crowds begin to gather for the annual Margaret Thatcher urn throwing championships.

7 years ago

Caption: Mississippi film productions present

‘ Django unbranched ‘

7 years ago

Caption: The 274 creditors wait patiently for payment as the ” original rangers ” board refuse to come down from the trees.
One of the creditors told a waiting journalist, ” we are not giving up, it’s a real stick..ing point “

VooDude
7 years ago

Ralph, I’ve often wondered whether one’s ‘gast’ is ‘flabbered’ or one’s ‘flabber’ is ‘gasted’ – For what it’s worth, I think it is the latter.

Admin
7 years ago

Rangers fans take Monty Pythons Always Look on the Bright Side too far!

7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

That’s quite enough of my Python thank you..:)

7 years ago

‘Sevco’s new Scouting Team get ready to unearth the next Joe Garner’.

BJF
7 years ago

Caption:” Packie Bonner;” All I remember saying we wanted to be tree up at half time and then that happened.”

Good move by the club about the hotel, money in the bank is good, an income stream even better. Also jobs for east enders, proper regeneration.

7 years ago
Reply to  BJF

BJF,
Nice one lol

Bognorbhoy
7 years ago

Caption…

Govan maypole practice goes horrible wrong…

mike
7 years ago

YAAAA The Leccy”s back oan,

Lets post again, like we did last summer,
lets post again, like we did last night.

Caption, Canadian version of the effigies hinging at parkheed.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Did your vibrator stop a the tickly bit?

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Here about the Hun bitch using a vibrator ? She broke all her teeth

mike
7 years ago

This land is your land,
this land is my land,
from the northern highlands,
to the western islands,
from the hills of Kerry,
to the streets of FREE DERRY,
this land was made for you and me.

mike
7 years ago

There was a Tim a Scottish Tim,
he wandered far away, followed the Tic. far away,
there was none bolder, with padded shoulders,
he came from Glasgow town,
he he hated the British crown,

He wis nae Tory,
he told a story,
of the Tic. so glorious,
Whaurs the Deeds, victorious,

The huns are minging,
his heart is singing,
to leave the Rankers, so far behind.

desdamoaner
7 years ago

Caption – A bumper turnout for armed forces day as 3rd rangers take on Yoker in the 2nd round of the junior cup

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption……..

Can you spot David Murray?
I’ll give you a clue.

He isnae up a tree.

7 years ago

Lol

7 years ago

Henke,
I think i’ve spotted him, sitting down, far right of picture?

7 years ago

Slightly concerned that Craig Gordon’s contract extension talks have ” stalled “?
Hmmm..is that what Lawwell means by being ” world class in everything we do “?
I’m sure Brendan will have his thoughts on this.
I mean what’s the fucking hold up like?

Stu67
7 years ago

” Murray’s ibrox hotel vision finally comes to fruition”

Cortes
7 years ago

Caption: “New Orange Pride Event for Edmiston Drive: Gay Pole-Dancing – Volunteer Now or Miss the Fun!”

7 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

Think i’ll miss it!

TicToc
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

If I wiz out for a wee run in ma Archer FH 77, ah widnae miss it. 🙂
HH

7 years ago
Reply to  TicToc

🙂

7 years ago

Caption: By a lonely Drumcree hill, ten tousand orange scum waiting,
Because they want to branch out all down our streets,
It’s been years and they still haven’t twigged
Fir fuck sake someone give them the birch,

But they still won’t be marching down Garvaghy road!

Stevie D
7 years ago

Are they all on the Special Branch?

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption
The Sourh African police hunt for the wide boy King!

Stuart Ferrier
7 years ago

Rangers scouts spread their search for new management team.

Martin67
7 years ago

Caption: “Rangers” release plans for new hotel development as modelled by the armed forces.

7 years ago

If an EBT is a loan (lol) why has not one single EBT recipient paid a single penny back?

No further questions m’lud!

puggy 67
7 years ago

Scout Troop 1888 successfully gain their how to dispose of the body of an Italian fascist dictator badge.

7 years ago

Just watched train spotting 2. The rangers pub scene is brilliant

mike
7 years ago

In a lonely defensive wall,
I heard wee Tierny call,
Michael will you write a song for me,
oh our love is on the wing,
he has dreams and songs to sing,
Keiran will you score for me today,
its so lonely on the fields of Athenry.

7 years ago
mike
7 years ago

FFS no line 6 ya daftie.

In a lonely defensive wall,
I heard wee Tierny call,
Michael will you write a song for me,
oh our love is on the wing,
he has dreams and songs to sing,
is so lonely on the fields of Athenry.

Charlie Friel
7 years ago

Caption- Soldiers Are Tree….

Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

If you read the story about the stolen bevvy,the shopkeeper said “They were all over the shop” Just like their f*ckin team! PMSL

Caption: British Army looking for Irish people to shoot by “accident”.

7 years ago

caption
Special branch officers keep an eye on kings meeting with frank de boer

Rebus67
7 years ago

I have not been on for a wee while….thank the Lord, you say! However, I would like to comment on the proposed Celtic development around the ground. I think this is a great idea although I do not like the actual design.
In this day and age it is important for the club to search out other sources of revenue, given that our small market cannot yield competitive revenues with other richer leagues. If we do not do this and do not move to a richer league we shall decline in European terms. I do not see these initiatives as incompatible with charitable endevours. More cash in, more cash out.
I’d like to see us evolve along the lines of the Scandinavian model where he club becomes a centre for fitness and entertainment activities. None of these initiatives would decrease my passion for the football aspect of the enterprise. The caveats are that business investments are prudent and restrained, and that funds are fed into the club from these ventures. A corporate model needs to be found that separates the business risks of teal estate from the club so that nothing dire can happen to the football operation.

Thoughts de jour,

Rebus

7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Rebus all I can think of that comment is a vision of kris commons eating ryvitas and tahini spending six hours in a sauna

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Ian,

Clean your mind! I shall be sorry to see Kris go because he has been an asset to the club. Perhaps I am in the minority in thinking that he had the correct idea when he demonstrated what he thought of the tactics of the previous mgmt in Europe. He took a stand and should have been supported.

Rebus

mike
7 years ago

A Scandinavian model you say? would that be the delicious, the delectable Brit Eckland?

When she!s cleaning windows, with her hot plants and bikini wool top, which shrinks when it gets wet?
Rebus, you are awful, but I still like yooo.

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike Emery,

I like you too! Brit is fine but my choice would be Anika from Abba. She is my dancing girl.

Rebus

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Eh well, great taste in music, my preference is for Agnetha, I always admired her, eh blonde locks. hahaha.
How long till your sun time, in Spain?
I woke up this morning to 2/3 inches of snow, we have had a dry winter,so far it has been the driest for years.
Fitba. is fickle, Ranaeri ( spelling?) sacked or walked away from Leicester today, win the EPL and probably relegated next season. How does that work?
You are right about the proposed new Hotel,museam and ticket office, we must always strive upwards, also next month sees the Supreme Courts ruling on the big tax case, interesting times, enjoy your holidays. H.H.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

ha ha mike and rebus a coupla dancin queens

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Charlie,

Tx, my friend.

Rebus

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,

I did mean Agnetha not Anika! Silly me!

March 8 is take-off time for Espana. I plan to see Malaga play and compare with the Celts. Tapas here I come!

We are having a full week of above zero temps and the snow is disappearing rapidly!

Next time in am in Scotland why don’t we try to meet up so that you can buy me a drink, and dinner! In return, I’ll smile..

Rebus

7 years ago
Reply to  Rebus67

Time to reveal my musical tastes.

Firstly is Van the Man Morrison. Then a Mexican group called Mana. Eddi Reader is in there as is a Newfoundland group called The Once.
Others are the Stranglers, The Clash and Rod the Mod.

However, my main love is Modern Jazz as played by Dave Brubeck.

Rebus

I forgot Matt McGinn for a good laugh.

7 years ago

I see Brendan has had his say on the thug tackling on our players.
Quite right Brendan well done!

mike
7 years ago

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

What do you call a Scotsman with a big hooter? Mike.

7 years ago

🙂

mike
7 years ago

Oh Bgbhoy did you hear that? Noo that you have absconded, I have to put up with the insults.
Anyway, that always say big beak, big, work it oot for yourself.

The Cha
7 years ago

Gorrie “Celtic limp over the line” for leagues won by 15+ points, including record 29 points, which will be smashed this season as we slump and stumble over the line.

7 years ago

Watching fiorentina destroying bmg have we really moved on ? I think we have a little but let’s not kid ourselves we have a bit to do to compete at this level

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

7 years ago
Reply to  Iancelt67

Iancelt,
Maybe wait until the final whistle blows…
Moenchengladbach are an excellent side!

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Leicester City. The planets aligned for them and they did the impossible under a clever ann honest man. They then shite on their manager. I hope they get relegated and never return to the top flight.

7 years ago

Absolutely!

7 years ago

Oh well things have changed fucksake Brendan sign Stindel

7 years ago

Caption, Nah no even fae up here, we cannae see a handsome Hun !!!!

7 years ago

Watched the Spurs match to see two former players Wanyama and Gershon.
Both played really well,and Gershon was a little unlucky with his time with us.
He never let us down in his limited appearances,and nice to see him free from injury now. He may have been one that got away, as we need a left sided centre back. Big Victor played with his usual strength and scored a great goal.
Sadly missed in the hoops.HH

charlie
7 years ago

i see yon borussie witever ye callem got a grand result tonight they are all happy they caught brendans marauders early but hey ho oor day will come COYBIG

John mc mullen
7 years ago

Caption.
Canadian soliders on the look out for their 2 comrades returning from Ibrox

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