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Celtic Diary Tuesday February 21: Enjoy It While You Can

There’s a harsh truth for some of you this morning, a reminder that not only time does not stand still, but that it fairly sprints past, without even pausing to draw breath.

It certainly kicked me in the hoojeridoojeries.

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Kieran Tierney was too young to remember last Celtic treble,

now he wants to live it for himself.

It’s from the Evening Times, and its a sharp reminder of how rare a treble is.

“I have to be honest and say that I don’t really remember the last time that Celtic won a Treble as I was quite young But at home we had all the DVDs and I always knew about the games and what had happened.

“It feels like a privilege to be in a position that we are now where we have the chance to achieve something like that. But we don’t want to get too far ahead of ourselves. I think the gaffer has made it clear that it is always about who is up next and if we can focus on that then the rest should take care of itself.” 

“I just think it is great to be in this position, We don’t really think about the lead at the top of the table or anything else. It sounds a bit boring but we really do just think about the next game and take it from there.

“There is still quite a lot of football to be played this season. It is nice to have the lead and it is nice to have won the League Cup already but there is an awful lot of games on the horizon. The good thing just now is that we are getting a chance to take a breather and work on things at Lennoxtown because we don’t have games during the week and then the weekend.

“The manager wants us to not just keep the standard there but to improve it and that is what we aim to do. I just feel lucky to be a part of it. The dream is to win a Treble, it is the same dream we have that every Celtic fan has but it is important we go about trying to achieve that the right way.”

If they only come around every twenty years or so, then this could be my last one.

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I’d better book my place on the bus for Saturday, bad back or not. I suppose a glass of beer might take away some of the pain.

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I think the point here is to enjoy every minute of the rest of this season.

What if it all suddenly changes ?

The sleeping giant across the city has already removed one boss-one who was tipped for the England job-and that proves they will leave no stone unturned in their quest to reach the top…

They are looking to have their new man in in time to face Celtic on March 12…

 With “sixty serious candidates ” already having thrown their particular magic hats into the ring, it can only mean one thing.

The writer, Gary Ralston, ( probably the first time he’s ever been called a writer ) doesn’t understand the meaning of  “serious ” . Or “sixty “, come to think of it. Or, indeed, “candidates”, which has a  different meaning from the popular media phrase “linked with “.

Oh hang on, there’s a different viewpoint…

Murty has been in caretaker charge for Gers’ last two matches and it’s believed the ex-Scotland cap could remain in the role until AFTER the trip to Parkhead.

Gers have league games against Inverness Caley and St Johnstone, plus a Scottish Cup clash with Hamilton Accies, before the face-off with Celtic.

But the Ibrox board are comfortable with Under-20s coach Murty staying in temporary charge.

They had considered bringing in a short-term boss to have an immediate impact but that will not happen now.

 

There’s only one thing for it.

We’ll ask Graeme Murty. He’ll know.

We popped in to a board and management meeting at Ibrox for a word, but couldn’t tell which one was him…

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There was further drama yesterday when the John James site revealed that Morton hadn’t received their money from the Scottish cup clash with “rangers “, which led to the bizarre headline in the Record which proved that in a fight with a Record man, a blowtorch to the neck would be useless..

Well, as John James said this morning, that tweet was merely part of the conditions set by the Ibrox club for payment, which we hear arrived at around half past four yesterday. Presumably the Greenock club sent someone to the cashpoint, and drew the lot out before Dave King had a chance to reclaim it, and then published the tweet.

You can either believe that, or the Daily Record.

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Oh, and by the way, a drunk fellow we know from Greenock confirmed that the JJ version has considerably more veracity about it than the Record one.

About one hundred per cent more.

Quelle surprise effectivement.

 

But we don’t want to spend the morning writing about them.

Do you know why ?

They are on a downward spiral, another soft loan is required, as they said in their accounts, and another will be delivered, as promised by the directors.

They will stumble on until the end of the season, Mike Ashley will buy the ashes of this particular entity, set up a third one and the whole pantomime will start again, this time the money won’t go missing, and this time there will be a credible challenge.

Lets hope Hearts, Aberdeen and St. Johnstone are up for it.

So lets leave them in their own mess, and have a look at whats going on back at the ranch..

Real Madrid are the latest club to express an interest in Moussa Dembele, but as the distractions continue, you have to wonder who is behind all these stories, and why.

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He’ll be back, don’t worry about that.. only Dominic Salonko -Mitchell might just put him back into a sulk again. don’t write this one off yet, especially if Brendan has a chat with him before he makes his mind up where he’s going next.

And Billy Gilmour, the latest tip for the top from the Murray Park conveyer belt may choose to spend the next stage of his career on the other side of the river. We tried to ask him if the rumours were true, but couldn’t work out which house was his.

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Want a wee chuckle ?

I’ve no idea if this is true, and you know I’d hate to be described as a “discredited blogger “-actually, I wouldn’t, as it would mean at least for a while I had some sort of credit for them to take away- so make your own mind up on these two tweets and the story they tell..

 

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You can understand why they sent them to coupar Angus. There wasn’t a Thurso bus due.

Yesterday, we had this…

A French soldier peers out from a position on the Western Front in Alsace.

 

desertbhoy February 20, 2017 at 11:23 am · Edit · Reply →

Ffs… the roof’s blown away an noo the wa’s are cavin in!

Today we have… well, what do we have ?

newspaper sellers

 

 

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7 years ago

Paper robbers try and leg it

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Caption: Latest Level 4 press releases rushed out. Graham Speiers says they’re pish, huvnae a leg to stand on.

mike
7 years ago

Brilliant Ralphy just brilliant, let us begin the begin, when your eyes met mine, I started to smile agin.
Caption, Read all about it, “Rankers” have received massive overinvestment, get your copy of the Dailly Mincer.

salad gueen
7 years ago

The daily rubbish volunteers get off their mark.

Bognorbhoy
7 years ago

Is it the govan masonic paperboys arse kicking

Competition …..can you spot who came last ?

Jkg
7 years ago

David Murray as Young record delivery paper boy

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Jkg

Hop of the press?

mike
7 years ago

I have to say that I have a strong, strong fatherly type feeling for Daisy Low, you just want to, want to, want to.aaaaaaaaaaa.

Admin
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Hoi..Susannah saw that!

Caught!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Sincere apologies darling, it was a moment of weakness, an aberration, you are still my special brew, the luv of my wife, will you, will you, will you, fuckit ah canny say it.
Ah luv yooo.xxxx.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

btw take your manky hands of her.whoever you are.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

I wouldn’t ride her with yours!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Keep yer een of her, I saw her first,

She belongs to me,
everybody tells me so,
she belongs to me,
from her heed to her big toe.
shalalalalalalala.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Emergency, what is your name sir?
its its Deek Mckay, king of the H.L.I.
what service do you require sir?
oh the Fire Service please,
what is the reason of your call sir?
well its big Eck, he”s blazing!!!.

desertbhoy
7 years ago

CCK to Auchenhowie starlets…. get selling, these world class breakfast are not for free!!

Tictalk
7 years ago

Caption; David Murrays love child signs up for the daily retard.

7 years ago

Caption: The Sevco U20 team complete with side letters pose for a team photo.

Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

Caption: Dave (gasl)King’s “volunteers” sell fake news!!

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Fivers were some size back then-is that what the tenners looked like,Sir David?

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: Master Oscar Pistorius and his band of pistoleers, head out of B&Q after some shooting practice in the bathroom dept.
Oscar asked the store manager to turn all the lights out before shouting ” there’s an intruder in the toilet “

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A wee fixation for you, this Oscar, is it no, his name comes up in a lot of your Caption comments, is there summit you want to share, eh.?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Keep your big nose oot o ma caption entry!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Ha Ha Ha, aye ok pal!! sniff sniff,

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

🙂

chris
7 years ago

“young Kieran shows us what his new career might have been had his leg not been in the air when he was on receiving end of recent hun horror tackle’

Scott
7 years ago

Caption: A young David Murray treats the expectant press pack to succulent kop kops and midget gems on the fabled concrete steps of Ibrokes

charlie
7 years ago

caption the wee tim wae the wan leg says ffs ile gees yees 5 minutes ae a start and still finish before yees

charlie
7 years ago

caption the wee tim wae the wan leg says ffs yees think this is hard ma next door neighbours a hun

7 years ago

Caption: a Daily Retard, ahem… “journalist” finds the answer to Bomber Brown’s question, “where’s the deeds? Who own the deeds?”.

PJGreenandwhite
7 years ago

Caption Jordan Rossiter found!

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

That’s nothing-I tracked down Matt Crooks!

Seems he’s playing wi Scunthorpe*. And he’s already played more for them this month than he did for the huns.

*as in name three racecourses with a part of the body in them.

Chester,Yarmouth and do they have racing in Scunthorpe?(John Francome,C4 Morning Line. WELL before the watershed,and nearly fired for it.)

charlie
7 years ago

the wee tim wae the wan leg and big heart says ide like tae see any yees get inside this left jab

Greenmaestro
7 years ago

rangers* unveil new left back (second from right).

Brian (not the messiah)
7 years ago

Caption: descredited John James sends lee grifiths’s kids round to buy up the entire 400 circulation copies of the daily ranger before the story gets to the masses.

PeteCon
7 years ago

Caption: “Historical victim of the Record’s No Left Footers policy.”

mike
7 years ago

Oh for the wings, for the wings of a glove,
there”s nothing quite beats being in luv.
and I’m in luv with you Celtic.
Brendan asks Dembelle to speak to Suarez, before he makes up his mind to come to Celtic, to develop further, that shows three things.
Brendan had a massive say in him coming to Celtic, miles before the previous manager left.
It proves that Dembelle has his heed screwed oan, to continue to develop his career at Celtic, shows a big degree of maturity.
Dembelle is a great player who will bring a huge transfer fee to Celtic, I stick to my original fee of £50 million pounds.
but would luv just luv him to stay another season, go on Moussa, stay another year please, you ken you want to.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption……..

A young D Murray from Ayr goes out on a limb and show’s remarkable entreprenaurial skills as he takes the first hops on his business life delivering the Ayr Advertiser to rabid huns in the sea side town.

Monti
7 years ago

PMSL

mike
7 years ago

Jeez wans got wan for Oscar and wans got wan for Minty.
Taxi.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption…….

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Sir Minty Moonbeams wipes his arse on the carpet
and claims he cannae help it!

mike
7 years ago

HAHAHA now that WAS funny.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Bit cold on the marble staircase tho…..

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Not if he uses his hover board.

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Ouch.

Quite superb,mate.

PeteCon
7 years ago

Caption: “SFA manage to supply home ties to Rangers Youth but can’t guarantee second leg.”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  PeteCon

Caption: A select group of Ogilvites arrive at Hampden HQ with vital evidence..cough.i mean side letters, for uncle Campbell to shred…allegedly.
Cough!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption ” Yo, wee man wi the wan leg, you be back first from your paper round….go on then, no time for standing about footloose and fancy free….chop chop”

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Rangers International employs volunteers to get the word out to the “rangers” faithful of their newest subsidiary “The Fleeceham and Brothers Bank!” With banking in all it’s branches and “safe” deposit boxes, you are guaranteed to receive a one of a kind monetary service.

7 years ago

On this day 1988 the Brits murdered young Aiden, lest we forget !
On February 21 1988 Aidan McAnespie was shot dead by a British soldier as he passed through the border checkpoint at Aughnacloy on his way to an Aghaloo game at the local GAA grounds. Twenty five years on, his brother Vincent talks about one of the most controversial local killings of the Troubles.

Vincent McAnespie had arranged to go to a concert with his youngest brother Aidan in the Four Seasons Hotel in Monaghan on the night of Sunday February 21, 1988. Later that evening he received the “devastating” news that his brother had been shot dead.

Since that terrible day in Aughnacloy 25 years ago, Vincent has always held that his brother was murdered and that the British Army planned to carry out the killing beforehand.

Speaking to the Ulster Herald, he recalled, “About lunch-time Aidan told me he was going to watch the Aghaloo game and would call for me and my girlfriend later to go to a Wolfe Tones concert in the Four Seasons. He played reserves but had bother with his knees so wasn’t going to tog out. He had started a referee’s course and had refereed one game.

“Later my cousin told us he had been shot. It is still so vivid. We were all in the sitting room and she came in and was shouting at my mother, ‘Lizzy! Lizzy! Aidan’s been shot’.”

“We all drove to the football field and it was pandemonium. Ten minutes later we found out Aidan was dead.”

‘HAZE’

The hours and days after Aidan’s death were a “haze” for Vincent and the rest of the family.

“The sky could have fallen down and I wouldn’t have realised it. There were hundreds of people calling to the wake and Aidan was laid to rest in Clara in Co Monaghan.

“Cardinal O’Fiaich came back from America to say the funeral Mass and he described it as ‘direct murder.’ The former Taoiseach Albert Reynolds and the president of the GAA, Mick Loftus were also hugely supportive. So too was the entire GAA community and all the clubs, which was a great comfort to us.”

Vincent revealed that soldiers had previously warned they were going to “get” Aidan.

He added. “The soldier didn’t do it on his own. Minutes before Aidan was shot, soldiers were heard to say, ‘He’s getting it’ referring to Aidan. When the shot rang out, the soldiers walked about rather than automatically sealing off the checkpoint against an attack. They knew it was going to happen.

“Aidan worked on a poultry farm in Monaghan on many occasions soldiers would take him out of the car at the checkpoint and give him a beating. Eventually he had to park on the southern side and my mother would drive across and collect him. His murder was very hard on my late mother and my father.”

RIP Aiden. Erin Go Bragh.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

R.I.P. AIDEN

GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN!

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Can you post the song first next time so I can read the story while listening. 🙂

7 years ago

Caption: Bank calls in its loans from the delivery bhoys, A young Murray can’t remember where has hidden them,and turns up empty handed.

Gavin
7 years ago

Caption:

Photo evidence confirms rumour started by discredited blogger who no one believes…”SMSM is on it’s last legs”

Stevie
7 years ago

Caption: Clint Hill and pals set off on their paper round.

mike
7 years ago

Who in there right mind would manage the mankies? Shirly after the breed mans experience, you wouldny touch them with a barge pole.
Well there are many dafties apparently that would give it a go,
my money is on the baldy gingerbreed man, big Eck, his box is just thick enough to take it on.
Willie Miller said “when he declared his luv of the mankies last time” everyone in the sheep world was stunned, “he kept that very quite” said Willie.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike, Confucius say, never tlust a ginger that talks out the side of his olifice (that being arse or mouth).

mike
7 years ago

That would be his arse then, then again when no decent fitba. club would give you a job, you just have to take whatever shite is offered. Scraping the bottle of the barrel it is.

7 years ago

The record captioned that as : the rangers continue to reshape employment by cleverly creating child and orphan leaflet distributors to petition banks for an overdraft.

5TB
7 years ago

Caption;

Headlines! Rumours abound of the deeds being stolen by children not well grounded.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption…….

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Sir Minty Moonbeams breaks skid marks world record!!!

mike
7 years ago

Bring back Bobo Baulde, I want him or his ilk, back in our team
to kick fookin lumps oot of opposition players, every time they hack or assault any of our players.
Bobo”s song.

The minute I wake up,
I say a little prayer for yoo,
before I put oan my make up,
I”ll kick yoo in the goolies too.
forever, forever, my toes up your ging gangs,
I”ll say a little prayer for yooooo.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

The scary thing about Bobo for the opposition facing their own goal, would have been the thought that he was behind them.
Bobo’s goin tae get ye.

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

That scared me,mate. And I was only in the stand.

I’m sure to this day that when he felt an attacker was “due one”,he’d let him run a coupla yards clear.

Then nail him!

What I would have given for a good few years of Bobo and John Kennedy as our centre-backs.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

He had the odd rush of blood to his head, but he was an absolute colossus for us. If you watch all the games on the run to Seville he was one of the main reasons we got there.
I always felt that when the powers that be wanted him off the wage bill the treatment he received was pretty poor and he should have been used far more than he was.
And you’re right,the big man along with Kennedy would have been outstanding.

Monti
7 years ago

D’Fhinnein, Henke,
John Kennedy being lost to Celtic was a massive blow, a sore one to take and one of my darkest days.

Uralius
7 years ago

I agree, I had so much hope for him, and if a anyone does a number on Tierney Scott Brown will be the least of their worries.

BondiBrian
7 years ago

Agree Bobo was immense, but that sending off in the final cost us the gemm.

Still, how good was it in Seville!

HAIL HAIL N aw that !!!!!!!

mike
7 years ago

A good singer, so he wis, bit of a crossdresser tho.

mike
7 years ago

Is it troo baby, is it troo baby, yoo an me, it must be troo.
That’s me an Susanna,btw.

But is it troo about Monti eating awe them pehs and then getting into trouble for a betting scam. Widny pit it past him.

Oh who ate awe the pehs,
who ate awe the pehs,
umpa umpa stick it up yer jumpa.
who ate awe the pehsssss.

mike
7 years ago

Oh four b”s in a bucket,
which yin will the fountain bless,
four b”s in a bucket,
make my day and please say yes.
Let it be me, let it be meeeeeee.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: ” Read all about it……Read all about it……
The creditors still remain unpaid….
Read all about it…Read all about it “

7 years ago

Big plans off the field with the news of the hotel, museum etc, let’s get Brendan to take us to the next level on the field. We are in special times,and the board is now showing its hand. It will be sweet for Peter to have delivered this news today,and how they must be squirming over sevco way. Champions league next season, to put them away for good.
Glasgow is Green and White. HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Caption: The Tennents sixes get ready to make a return…..from Aleppo!

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Caption: Read all, about it. Crowd Funded Celtic supporters convince Crown Court that “rangers” IS the same club as Rangers. Ibrox club to officially receive history and unpaid bills of previous club. Noo they’re flocked.

Pensionerbhoy
7 years ago

Caption: “Naw, a’ve no had an accident. I’m just haudin’ up the Big Hoose way ma left yin.”

or “Some people just never learn to stand on their own two feet”.

or “Capital(l)ism.”

H H

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: “Look at those mugs, when I was their age I sat on the steps of a Brothel giving directions to sailors who were looking for that same brothel.”

mike
7 years ago

Watched the Russian t rouble makers oan BBC4, taking oan the little Englanders in Marseille, organized, fit and up for t rouble, they said ” we tried to emulate ” the hooligans from Engerland, well they succeeded and dished it well out.
Message to anyone going to Russia in 2018, watch oot, the Russian bear is oot.

mike
7 years ago

The Stein Hotel, featuring the Tommy Burns, David Hay, Bertie Auld, Billy Mac Neil, and all the rest of our heros, suites.
Am liking the sound of that, but remember the TEAM, it is what Celtic are all about, this isny the Hotel industry that we are in, but if it was then the rates increase would be only 12.5% increase, how good is that?
My my my Delia. why why why Delia, so before they come to knock down my door, forgive me Delia, I just couldn’t take anymoreeee.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

‘ THE WALFRID ‘ has a certain class about it!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

‘ The Craig Whyte rooms ‘?

Leões de Lisboa
7 years ago

Caption: “Legs eleven.” “BINGO !!! “

Cortes
7 years ago

Caption:

I read the news today, oh boy
About a shitey team who had no dosh
And though the news was rather sad ( :)))) )
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

Cortes
7 years ago

Lovely to see Willie Gollum giving the softest “penalty ” to Atletico.

Vaya gilipollas.

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