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Happy Valentims Day

All you need is Love….

All you need is Love

Well and a top class striker, some decent wing play, experienced cover in defence, a reliable keeper and a midfield that just wont stop and a Manager actually in the job who knows what he is doing.

Happy Valentines everyone, here are the Etims Love Classified.

Please add yours in the comments below:


I haven’t seen you for a while
Where did you go sweet Joey?
I turned around and you were gone
Which was strange as you’re so slowy
– Broony to Mr Barton


We had such fun, in the sun
We ran, and laughed and did it all
The fans all said “Whats on his head”
Come back my lovely burst beach ball
 – Mikael L, Heartbroken


Even though Ive got no neck
And an arse the size of France
You took me deep within your heart
And gave me another chance
 – James Forrest for BR & the Family


Oh sweet Ikea,
You fair make me smile
With all these hat trick balls
My shelves run a mile!
 – with love,  Moussa


Cant wait to hold you
Have you back in my hand
The driveway was cold
but the Turnovers grand!
 – Peter L to B. Balance


I love you so much
Happily share you with others
God bless you Brendan
A true Celtic brother!
 – Celts Everywhere


Oh your my best mate
And such a winger
See you on the XBox
After I get my dinner
 – KT to PR


It took a while
Till our love came along
But now dear sweet Dedryk
You have your own song
 – GB to DB


Come on back in baby
You know you want me too
Just screw the nut in training
and dont sulk around so blue
 – CP to SuperLeigh


Its coming up on 50 years
The ultimate love a Celt can hold
Lets hear it for the Lisbon Lions
Courageous, talented and Bold!
 – Celtic Fans Forever


Hamden is Brown
Our pants are too
EBT ruling is coming
Looks like we’re through
 – SR & ND


Ive been gone a while
But back I spring
EBT declared illegal
The cops will ring
 – Hector to Multiple recipients


You know that we love you
That means Me, Davie and Frank
if you dont pay our severance
Then we’re suing you, ya w…
– The 3 amigos to The 3 Bears


I blush when you say
It goes in and out
Oh, resignation!
Is what youre on about?
– Jim White to Warbs


I talk about you all day
like my heads in the stars
While Celts fans all say
Its up my arse
 – Adrian to Warbs


I’m by the phone
Gies a call
I’m no working
I’ve got sod all
 – Alex McL to Davie K


The bills are all red
The money’s burned through
If we hire Big Eck
We really are screwed
– Enlightened Huns


I’m now so old,
I can hardly walk
Still Im due a contract,
Dave lets talk!
 – Kenny to DK


I love you Ibrox
I’ll care for all your needs
Fix yir roof, clear your asbestos
Come on, Just show’s your deeds!
 – JB to G51-2XD


I told you back then
That Warbs was a loser
You silly fat orange sausages
Now cry in the boozer
 – Chris Sutton to his “fans”


Put on the cheerleading outfit
MIght need to give it a stretch
In fact on second thoughts
It wont go passed your brass neck
 – Chris to DJ


You have our number,
Email too
Come on Jabba
We need you!
 – DR to L5PR


My face goes red
My language turns blue
Whenever Tims beat us
Ref gets blamed too
 – Derek (Aberdeen)


Celtic Park is green
Celtic Way path all laid
I know how it was funded
Its called State Aid!
 – Crackpot to GCC


I sit and watch you from afar
Take down your particu-lars
And though we’ve never fought
I’ll see you back in Court
 – James Doleman to Rangers

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7 years ago

You smashed up our toilet’s
The place for a shit
But we left your toilets
All candlelit.

Hard luck, sevco
Life’s a bitch
Your stadium’s faulty
And it’s facing the pitch

Aberdeen’s red
Sevco is blue
Glasgow’s green and white
Yabadabadoo!

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Roses are dead
Violence is blue
Don’t tell the truth
Or we’ll target you

Das Bearmacht to all your obsessed fenian bastards!

Bigdunno
7 years ago

McInnes is red
Warburton is Blue
Rangers are deed
Sevco soon too.

Elcormaco
7 years ago

Superb!

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
On Valentine’s day
Craigy screwed all of you

Celtic fans to our *rangers “friends” everywhere

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

You cheated and lied

Administration then you died

Five years since have passed

Oh God how we’ve laughed.

Monti
7 years ago

The very first time i saw you, my heart went swell,
Blonde hair, blue eyes and from Motherwell.

You were a gift to us sent from heaven,
You finished them off, their queens eleven.

So with my heart content, full of joy, i raise you Craig whyte, an magnificent toast.

All raise a glass of either Whyte or Red,
To our hero Craig Whyte, we thank you, they are dead!

7 years ago

There once was a blue clad stranger
On the field he presented no danger
He couldn’t play soccer
Although a big talker
Yes he was your typical Ranger!

Honest JohnBhoy
7 years ago

With apologies to Foreigner….

Huns gotta take a little time, a little time to think things over
They better read between the lines, in case they need it when sober
Now this mountain they must climb, feels like the world upon their shoulders
Through the roofs they see moon shine, it keeps raining life grows colder
In their life there’s been heartache and pain
Huns don’t know if they can face it again
Can’t stop now, they’ve travelled so far, to change their lonely life
They want to know what points are, they want us to show them
They want to feel what success is, they know we can show them
Huns gotta take a little time, a little time to look above them
Huns got nowhere left to hide, it looks like debt has finally found them

Martio67
7 years ago

When he first came, we thought he was barmy.

Administration followed, all the tims had a party.

On this day we salute Craigy Whyte’s Fenian army.

mike
7 years ago

Oh Brendan I love you,
your the love of my life,
please will you marry me,
and make me your wife, (he he).

Before you arrived, we were in disarray,
and now that your here, we pray that you stay,

The “slump” that we are in, continues each day,
the fitbas exciting, the style that we play,
were back to our roots, playing the auld Celtic way.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

I once knew a man other side o the Tay
Can get you a laptop n a plasma tae,
I love him to bits and he knows that i do
A dozy auld cunt with eyes of blue.

Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

Roses are red
Kilts are tartan
Job accomplished
Agent Barton

mike
7 years ago

Monti” ma pal,
he kens that its troo,
we spar almost daily,
till we”re black and bloo.

Success for the Tic.
is our greatest big wish,
just wait twenty minutes,
till he shouts out——.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Pish

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

he he.

Bognorbhoy
7 years ago

Only 8 minutes ,that’s all it took ,

Now liquidated, they are a closed book

they try to convince us ,that all is well.

But Valentine’s day reminds them of hell

FredCDobbs
7 years ago

great to see barcelona getting @rse fucked—

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  FredCDobbs

Oh shut up ya dick!

Leões de Lisboa
7 years ago

Your eyes are red
Coz your old club is dead.
Your teeth urnae white
And your new club is shite.
Your nose is deep blue
Coz it’s happenin’ anew.

Pj44
7 years ago

Lest we forget not everything is sorted
Revolution 12 should not be aborted

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