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Celtic Diary Friday February 10: SFA Reveal Plan To Stop Treble

As the season and six in a row speeds towards us, there’s a chance tomorrow to take a bit of a breather and enjoy the Scottish cup.

The third leg of the treble is under way, and Inverness Caledonian Thistle, a thorn in celtic’s side over the years when it comes to knockout football, will be hoping they can cause another upset.

It’s unlikely, as they aren’t setting the heather alight in the league, but they may have a secret weapon in their armoury for the Cup.

Four of them, in fact; Kevin Clancy Dougie Potter Andrew McWilliam John McKendrick 

Now, I’m not calling into question the integrity of any of the four officials for the game, as they are perfectly capable of doing that for themselves..

Referee Kevin Clancy, despite being called Kevin, which is normally a safe bet when wondering if someone you’ve just been introduced to is going to be drinking with you later that day, puts his career first and foremost..

( From Scotzine, March 2013)

The Third Division league leaders had referee Kevin Clancy to thank after the referee ruled a perfectly good goal for Stuart Garden’s Montrose side out, after what was described as a foul against goalkeeper Neil Alexander. However, replays proved that the goal scored Martin Boyle, should have stood as Alexander was fouled by his own team-mate. 

Kevin Clancy

Actually, scratch that about having a beer with him. He looks like he’d spend the time showing you photos of Katie Price or even Katie Hopkins.

John MacKendrick ?

He’s in his second spell as a referee, and has been around a while. He must have some great memories…some wonderful moments in sport that he can look back on fondly…

What has been your most memorable match as a referee so far?
Rangers Legends v AC Milan Glorie in 2012. Unique in so many ways, but particularly for the kiss and hug that John Gilmour (a particularly ugly specialist assistant referee) received from Andy Goram for correctly flagging offside a Milan attacker as he was about to score). If only more players were more thankful for the service we provide…

Andrew McWilliam ?

The first of two assistants looking to be promoted to category one, he’s already upset john Brown when he didn’t notice the ball going out during a Tayside derby cup match, so he’s got work to do if he wants to make it.

Dougie Potter ?

Dougie  Potter

 

He’s relatively new as well  And he might have a reason for anonymity…his last game?

Wed 01/02/17 PRE Hearts 4 – 1 Rangers 2nd assistant View events More info

I’d be expecting Celtic to attack more when he’s in the same half…although its more likely the two newbies will be a little more career minded tomorrow.

All of this is important, as we have seen how referees can influence games, especially against Inverness, and this in turn means Celtic must treat this game as though we were lining up against one of the better sides in Scotland, such as Hearts or Aberdeen.

If we do that, then the Caley jags should get a pasting.

The game hasn’t sold out yet, you can still buy tickets and print them at home, or for the more ambitious, print some off anyway and see if you can get through the turnstiles with them.

Tom rogic won’t be playing. He’s out for eight weeks, at least, after an ankle operation, and so we could see Liam Henderson continue in an advanced role. Or maybe one of the wingers will be asked to play more centrally.

Why are you asking me ?

I don’t know.

Anyway, with things all going so well, where can we find some negativity ?

The transfer window is shut, so we can;t sell anyone. Though the Telegraph claims Borissia Dortmund are ready to bid £40m for Moussa Dembele, a story which, happily for them, will have been forgotten about come the summer.

Have to be the manager then…

Brendan Rodgers: I can’t predict how long I’ll be at Celtic

“I never worry about that now,”

“Listen, when we took over at Liverpool they were eighth. In my second season we finished runners-up. The club wanted to be in the Champions League, they were desperate for it. We scored 54 goals more than we did the previous season, over 101 goals. We reached the Champions League, we were at the top of Europe because of our level of football and I signed a new deal for four years in the June. By September, people were saying I should get the sack. That’s modern football. So, it’s a lovely thing [for Davie] to say, but I never think of things like that any more.

“I will never sit and promise I will be here for 10 years, five years or six months. I just do the very best I can for however long that is. If that’s for the next six months or another two years, let’s see what happens. Modern football can change very, very quickly. You can make all the statements you want. As a manager, you’ve just got to win games. I like to win them in a certain way.

“The minute I’m not wanted here I’ll be gone. I will never sit about at a club that I love getting in the way. If people don’t want me here, I’ll be gone. So I can never promise either way. All I can promise is to fight to give Celtic the best I possibly can. I think we have made a good start and the exciting thing is it’s only a start.

“I love being here and I enjoy my life up here, so let’s see what happens. I can only be what I am – which is super ambitious. But my ambition is for the club. I want us to be the very best we can be in every competition, in every training day, and that is something that is inherent in me. When you are at the club that you love it is a different feeling, you feel an even greater responsibility.” 

Some have interpreted those words as Rodgers refusing to commit himself long term, but thats merely wishful thinking on their part. He sounds happy, and he seems to want to take things to the next level..

“I’ll always be the same,

. “I meet the board regularly and speak to [chief executive] Peter Lawwell just about every day. The best time to improve is when you are successful. As a football club you can’t sit and glorify about what you have done, on or off the field. You have to have one eye on today and one on tomorrow. We’ve made a nice start here but there is a whole load for us still to do. That’s the exciting part – because we have only just started.

“I’ll always look to bring the best possible players here and give my reasons why I want to do it. But I won’t bring anyone in for the sake of it. We’ve had players offered here who might sound great in terms of names but they aren’t going to help Celtic. I need players who are coachable, who are hungry and have quality, whether they are experienced or not. “The model has been to develop and move them on. I just think that will happen naturally. If someone gets offered a load of money then there is a timeline on it. But we need players who want to take Celtic forward . Whether they are a million quid, £6m, £7m or whatever, the club know I will bring that to them. Those figures this week demonstrate a really solid model of management, in a difficult climate. “There is risk and reward but you have to ensure the risk is worth it. We are very fortunate at Celtic with the intellect of the board.”

“We have only just started “-says it all, really.

All of this may be linked to the ongoing pressure bearing down on Mark Warburton, who is having a tough time of it at “rangers “, despite leading the newly promoted and newly formed club to a lofty third in the table, and without any serious investment.

One third of his dream team, scout Frank MacParland is quitting/being sacked/shite depending on where you read it, and somehow the blame for recrutiment-or lack of it-is being placed at poor Franks  feet, regardless of lack of funds or credibility

. Of course, the man with the magic hat has cited various reasons for the lack of quality signings, none of which are his fault, but then again , he’s been burbling along merrily this week about all sorts of things, none of which make any sense.

But Etims colleague Desi mond did spot something that appears to have been missed by the SMSM, or at the very least, ignored..

Warbs talking in the Herald..

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Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

Please bring in the “dream team” of Barry”back pass” Ferguson and Mr.McInnes.Would take talking bollocks to a new level with even worse team results.Get well soon big Tom Rogic.HH

Tam the tim
7 years ago

Decisions, decisions. Think I’ll have the teriyaki chicken.
HH

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  Tam the tim

Beat me to it,mate. Well done.

Anyway,I saw this in a review of TAXI DRIVER.

“Taxi Driver had a dark political significance in that bicentennial year of 1976. Palatine’s slogan is “We are the people.” It was only on this viewing that I noticed the posters for his opponent: Goodwin, whose slogan is the familiar-sounding “A Return To Greatness”.”

BR,returning us to greatness. Glibby,returning them to the grubber. Magic.

Monti
7 years ago

” You talking to me “?

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: ‘rangers’ finally reach out to their 500M supporters

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

What number is the chow mein and chips?

mike
7 years ago

I walked in here on my first day and getting ready to train.
I stood and stared at my kit with the Celtic badge, it didn’t feel like work anymore. This felt like a passion a dream.
Brendan Rodgers.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Good morning my ant chasing, pogo stick nosed, fuckwit.
How are we this fine day?

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Oh tickityboo, my fatbhoyslim, up to the doctors this am and back this 2pm for my big mooth reduction class, its a bit like zoomba for gobshites.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

You taking extra classes then? 🙂

7 years ago

Caption: “rangers” disguise an advert for Warburton’s replacement as a war poster. Subliminally, they are telling the gullibillies to cough up the cash, and join in the fight alongside the soldier in the poster – not that they need much encouragement!

mike
7 years ago

Oh they call him Rich bhoy McGinlay,
he isny related to Donald Findlay,
he luvs the Tic, he isny a hun,
he wilny train, he disny run,
he likes his bevvy and havin fun,
his wifey nags him until hes dizzy,
he goes in the huff, wi his dug Izzy.
I ALWAYS read the Diary, your blend of facts, fiction,supposition,but mostly your humour, is always brilliant.

PeteCon
7 years ago

Caption: William was somewhat confused that instructions for Saturday’s march were not in orange but mandarin.

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  PeteCon

Did William rock up wearin` a sashimi?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Portpower,
Did you read through the posts on the random thoughts link that Charlie put up?
A few old Hun adversaries on there lol…
Cam, Willy Wonka and Niall Walker.

Jeez i miss roasting those stupid Huns!

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

G`day Monti.

Was good to reminisce.

Poor auld (your tea`s oot) Niall Walker. Forever telling us that Craig Whyte would never see the inside of a court room.

Stupid Stupid Huns Indeed

RIP Paul McConville

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

port a never seen you onit till i went to the older comments i wonder whatever happened to them poor zombies

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Charlie, they`re all spending a fortune on
tattoo laser removal treatment.

We are the PicoSure

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

port a wonder if theyv took up tiddliewanks ……….oops that was a typo but it seems appropriate so ile leave it he he

Gash67
7 years ago

Caption Warburton goes for 55

Monti
7 years ago

How the fuck did i no win the caption competition?
Fuck sake min!
Anyway…
Would love to see that fud Fergiehun get the monkeys gig.
Imagine his pus in the dugout at Parkhead as the 5th goes in?
Comedy central!

” you have to have one eye on today and one on tomorrow ” – Brendan Rodgers.
I think he was ripping the piss out of Dave King.
Stupid, stupid Huns!

HH

Robert McEwan
7 years ago

Caption —-warbs looking for new job

charlie
7 years ago

after wrapping the trolley roon the wains heids in morrisons wee ragin bawwy decideed to go in the newsagent for a paper but knowone held the door for him so he was even more ragin later he visited his ma but she was changin the grandwains nappy and bawwy wanted his changed first so his raginess went off the radar

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

so with soggy nappy weee bawwy decided to go for a pint down his sevco local but had to leave as they were awe mer ragin than him please gei um the joab

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

can anyone think of other things that might make wee bawwy ragin or can anyone think of a way to make wee bawwy less ragin any advice would be welcome

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

A fellow shopper who could recite the alphabet could quite possibly noise him up….

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

caption a dont know what that chinese writing says but ime bettin wee bawwys ragin aboot it

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

He could always thwack a sevco cake to calm his bitchin`.

7 years ago

“Clint Hill once again had trouble deciphering Warbo’s tactics board !”

mike
7 years ago

We always enjoy reading the Diary,
its informative, humoumorous sometimes even fiery,
your pictures facts and fiction,
extract from us laughter and friction.

The Lennon CSC recent sleepover,
when you removed your breeks and pullover,
showed your empathy,character and bearing,
proving your hearts were warm and caring.

Take a pat oan the back,
we ken your nae hack,
you wilny get the sack,
without you we wid take the roo,
we wid awe end up playin buckaroo,
we wid be lost feelin beelin and shitty,
just like a burd wi nae bra to haud her titty.
Leaderless, rudderless, lost our every bitty.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: ‘ Schoosh ‘ waits outside the ‘ Ronny Deila soccer sensei ‘ book signing session.

Wax on Wax off!

‘ when fly take flight..man ready ‘ 🙂

Bonsai

Raymobhoy
7 years ago

I wonder if, after Parliaments lack of confidence in the FA and finding them not fit for purpose, the Scottish Parliament is going to do the same thing with the SFA?

steveo
7 years ago

just don’t know

no1 king poo in orange sauce.
no55 Succulent lamb.
no2017 The big hoose special chow mine.

decisions decisions.

mike
7 years ago

Mon the DUFFY, Always liked Jim Bhoy, always wanted him at the TIC. his fitba knowledge mucho under rated, great motivational coach, never took shite from nobody.
Mon the Morton.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: As Sevco go on a one game unbeaten run, media outlets in Asia report the hun is on a spring roll….

SteveNaive
7 years ago

Mike he was at Celts and I agree if you meant a return as he was a good player. Morton not on much of a bonus to beat them but it was doubled ‘cos it’s a TVs game so here’s hoping.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption………

Confucius say….. huns是他妈的
Huns shì tā mā de

charlie
7 years ago
charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

and wae hur daughter

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
charlie
7 years ago

keepin up wae the storrie fuckin hilarious

Southside Tarrier
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Thanks Charlie. Have’nt laughed so much since the last warby interview.

charlie
7 years ago

st heers another wan

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
The Unwanted Prophet
7 years ago

Caption: Thank Confucius I’m not Japanese.

charlie
7 years ago
charlie
7 years ago
mike
7 years ago

Caption, You get a better return with premium bonds.

Stevie D
7 years ago

Charlie: did that Janet Godley ever run a boozer in the Calton?

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

stevie same wan

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Stevie D

stevie it was the weavers noo the calton bar

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
Stevie D
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Cheers Charlie. Thought I knew her from somewhere. Takes no Shit and sharp as a Lance!

mike
7 years ago

Gutted I am for Tom Rogic,

A guid player, wi mair than wan trick,

A guid first touch, a guid shot, a wand of a left fit,

Tall athletic, wi a big physique, he even his a coos lick,

A hunskelper magnifique, mahn he disny half, make the huns sick.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

I agree Mike once he learned not to run into alleys of opposition he was sorted.

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption
In a parallel universe the magic hat looks for a plan Z

Love the shit that is landing on the soothside mob.Hope Duffy and the Ton do the biz. Brendan as usual is subtle with the press, they do not get him
HH

Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

Caption: The Hat goes for 55,sweet and sour chicken with fried rice!

charlie
7 years ago

heers wan for auld mike the crazy fermer

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
charlie
7 years ago

this transvestite patter will get auld mike gon annaw ha ha

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
charlie
7 years ago

mike send us a vid ae you and mrs mike doing the tango ffs the poor wummins scared tae go in the barn wae um he he

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

mike that billy wan is gettin us sheep rustlers a bad name ha ha

mike
7 years ago

Charlie, time you put they vids away and went oot fur a drink,
Mrs mike disny tango, she does the heelin flyn,

Wi a hooch oan yer chooch,
and a diddle oan yer fiddle,
a curtsy and a twiddle,
wwwhhhooooch.

portpower
7 years ago

Sevco has accepted the resignations of manager Mark Warburton, assistant David Weir & the Club’s head of recruitment Frank McParland.

Cortes
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Must’ve had a visit from one of the cuddly guys from East Belfast. “Resigned ” and walked away from a 7 figure payoff?

I’m sure!

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

🙂

Meanwhile Warbo says he hasn’t… 🙂

It`s they dark arts at it again,I`m tellin` ya.

Oh this is going to be a Grand Day.HH

portpower
7 years ago

Grab a bowl Ghirls and Bhoys.

They sevconians are goin` all Randolph and Mortimer on us.

The Gift,they are the gift.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

ime no wan for spreadin rumours and ime no wan for grassin but a heard from impeccable sources in the scrap dealin fraternity of the gallagate that theres a big turn gon in kinning park next week a said say it aint so dave he he

Stevie D
7 years ago

Charlie I think I saw that Janey compering in a comedy club in Candleriggs last year. Wur daughter got us one of they Groupon deals and I remember thinking I recognised her from a boozer in the Calton.

charlie
7 years ago

wee bawwy on hearing the warbiola news ffs please gei um the joab

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Wee Bazza 8 should stick to the vegetable aisle.

charlie
7 years ago

like the wummin said let them eat cake ha ha

celtsfan67
7 years ago

What a shambles…..fucking hilarious. The comedy gift that keeps on giving!!

portpower
7 years ago

It`s schadenfreude sevconian Saturday here in Aussieland.HH

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago

I wonder what cut price bottom shelf management team will be next at sevco? Finally the magic hat at the GASL have fallen out. That said its comic cuts time as each claim something completely different. Warbs was asked to move on or Warbs resigned or what? No one seems to know least of all the magic hat whom said is in unaware of anything having happened!!! hahahahahahahaha. Precious. Anyway the farce at sevco is no big deal for us save a lesson in how to run a club studiply.

Cortes
7 years ago
Reply to  Broxburnbhoy

Murty, Under 20s coach in charge on Sunday.

As things stand.

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

Development coach Graeme Murty and academy chief Craig Mulholland will take charge of tomorrow’s Scottish Cup tie with Morton FC.

My advice Graeme and Craig, have your lawyer read over your contract
before you sign anything.

sevco annul FC.

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Cortes

Cortes,

from what i`ve read Murty himself, his Grandad and Dad are all
Celtic Bhoys.HH

This`ll tear the Kultural Karacteristic Klan apart.

Cortes
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Yes, look to them as the fall guys for what BFDJ last night described as “a magnificent banana skin hahaha.
Great name for a band or slogan for a tee shirt.

mike
7 years ago

Will they go lassie go?

as they roam among the heather,

will they all leave together,

in the bonnie heiland weather,

will they go lassie go.

mike
7 years ago

Should they stay or should they go,
are they fast or are they slo,
are they dark or do they glo,
will they leave or will they sho,
can they knit or can they sew,
who kens, who cares,who gies a shit?

charlie
7 years ago

7-0 to the champions tomorow boyata for a hatrick and monti will say he might make it that kid

portpower
7 years ago

Shhh, The `Ton are coming.

charlie
7 years ago

port the morton loanees are teachin the rest ae the morton team this

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie
portpower
7 years ago

`17, it`s going to be a Grand Year Ghirls and Bhoys.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

port ime no wan for marigolds or cuddlin strangers ……..but a think a luv ye

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