It appears that the bidding war for Moussa Dembele has begun. Or it doesn’t.
It depends where you look.
Starting from a bid of £3m over lunch, by the time we had gone to bed West Ham had increased their bid to £25m. Presumably the first offer was to have the Frenchman on loan until May. The second , more realistic offer, is to have him permanently, and give him the chance to play in the fabled EPL that he turned down in the summer in order to further his career and development as a player.
There has, at the time of writing, been no official confirmation of any bid, and the word on the streets of London, if I may take you by the hand and lead you through them, is that the Hammers just wanted to cheer their fans up as they are not the happiest bunch in the world.
Celtic have said nothing either, but there is a picture, supposedly of one of our board members, claimed to have been taken shortly after he opened an email from the London club
The player has repeatedly said he doesn’t want to go yet, the manager has said he doesn’t want to sell him, and whilst in the past, players have been sold without managerial consent, thats unlikely to happen this time. I’ve a feeling that Brendan would give them the rough side of his tongue should they even try that.
Having missed out on one signing story, that of Koussa Eboue, the media are on their toes making sure they don’t miss out on the next one. Although its fairly obvious that they haven’t got a clue whats going on. Incidentally, although he doesn’t qualify automatically for a work permit, he should get one on the grounds that he would be an asset to the Scottish game, and so the club do not foresee any problems with the player wearing the hoops.
There’s too many players linked with the club to go into it in much detail, but I think i’m onto something after a clue was made available to anyone who wants to understand the thinking behind Brendan’s signings, from Fitzy, on twitter…
Makes sense for me, and that means we can predict with a certain degree of accuracy who will be in next. all we have to do is look for that Ginger streak, though frankly anyone who goes out of their way to deliberately have ginger hair is probably the sort of person who pulls the legs off spiders and and laughs when babies fall down the stairs.
There’s a back up goalkeeper..
a creative midfielder…
and a fiery, all action striker..
The policy continues off the field, when the lovely Geri Halliwell was hired to model the summer range of Celtic gear, after New Balance proved beyond all doubt that they should stick to trainers and golf jumpers.
There’s no football for three weeks, and some of the players are already out in dubai, with the rest of them joining up over the weekend. In a move that will delight the players, their wives and families are invited along as well, with the manager chipping in to cover some of the cost.
Leigh Griffith’s kids were delighted.
This gesture by Rodgers doesn’t sound like that of a man who is here short term, that sounds like a man who is building something, and will be around to live in it when its done.
By taking everyone out to Dubai, he is fostering a team spirit and sense of unity that cannot be bought. If you don’t count the cost of hotels and air travel, that is. Rodgers is putting something together that could well be another glorious chapter in the history of the club.
Davie Hay, former Celtic player and manager , in his Evening Times column, seems to agree..
The imminent signing of 19-year-old Kouassi Eboue does two things for me; first of all it shows that Celtic are intent on doing business and doing business early in the January window but secondly, to my mind, it shows a real long-term outlook from Brendan Rodgers.
I am not saying that there has been any suggestions to the contrary but I think this is a man who is here for the long-term.
I don’t know Brendan on a personal level but I am going to wager that he has never enjoyed his football the way he has at the minute. His team are playing well, you can see improvements in individuals, signings like Moussa Dembele and Scott Sinclair have had a major impact and so far his team are unbeaten.
There isn’t the finances on offer here that he could have got at Liverpool or by staying in the Premier League but to injure yourself celebrating your team scoring a goal suggests a wholeheartedness that I think augers well for the future.
I don’t think that Brendan will be in any rush to go anywhere.
One of the most frustrating aspects of being a Celtic supporter has been the reluctance of the club to build from a position of strength. Post Seville, the team was dismantled and never replaced, let alone built upon. Too many times in the past, just one or two quality additions would have sen the side move up a level, and one wonders that had Rodgers not been recruited, that would have continued, especially as the cyrrent squad are so far ahead of domestic rivals.
The swift signing of Eboue, and rumours of others, are the most positive actions by the club from a position of strength that certainly I’ve ever seen, and it could be the manager setting up for a serious crack at European success.
Its also worth noting that along with the new players, the boss hasn’t forgotten about those already here who have responded to his ideas, and put in the hard work he asks of them. Craig Gordon, Mikael Lustig , Emilio Izaguirre, and Stuart Armstrong are all to be offered new deals, and are all likely to sign them.
Exciting times indeed, ans there’s no one apparently more excited about it than the boss himself.
Things don’t look so good on the other side of the city, as the scales start to drop from supporters eyes. Not enough to realise they’ve all been fleeced, but enough to make them ask whats going on, and , of course, to offer a practical solution.
Break the bank ?
Like when they could call on the likes of Gavin Masterton, who was always ready to chuck a few bob there way when he was their friendly bank manager ?
The only problem, of course, is that they have no money in the bank, and no credit line to allow them to get any.
Still, he tried, and it looks like he’ll have to wait to see Terry and Lampard pull on the famous blue shirt. Well, the blue shirt designed to look like the famous one.
Over on twitter…
We’re rubbing pennies together to get 6 month loan deals while C*ltic are getting offered £20 million for a player.
Ah, but what a loan player this one is…
Special praise there for Keith Jackson, who managed to get Christian Ronaldo, arguably the best player in the world, who won everything there is to be won this year, at both club and international level, into the same sentence as Rangers, who were placed into liquidation and replaced by a basket of assets with a convicted fraudster in charge.
In fact, despite a strong entry from Michael Grant of the Times, who suggested ( see yesterdays Diary ) that he would like to see the Supreme court allow those who cheated the taxman get away with it, Jackson pipped him at the post with that nonsense above, to become the first man to win a second Etims
Knob Of The Week
title.
You do know that when he refers to himself as an award winning journalist, this is the one he is referring to, don’t you ?
He did pick up a couple of best sports writers awards, but thats not really an achievement in Scotland when you consider the opposition, so its only right that he should be proud of our gong as the competition is much more intense.
Such as this wonderful effort from the uniquely talented Kris Boyd,
Which leads us into yesterdays caption competition…
Andy Walker, is of course, the odd one out, being the only one in the picture to have won the Knob of the Week award.
Though a few of you were close, and you were all quite correct. He is whatever you called him.
Today, we have this one, and we’d like to know what he could possibly be teaching..
By the way, does anyone know this woman, spotted at the darts….?
Caption: At last a scientist can analyse in diagrammatic form a fart or in simpler terms, a diagram of a Level 5 press release.
Caption: 1+1=Tube, is that the equation for anyone who thinks Terry + Lampard = Reality for Sevco?
At the darts?
At the wrestling, even.
Is that Glenn Michael farting on the blackboard?
The woman with the mind the gap Sevco banner is from wee Monday night raw from Tampa and not the darts as stated.
Dart players and wrestlers look the same to me.
Wrestlers have been known to use syringes on and off so are by default dart players as a result.
That’s harsh at least the wrestling is real
Well, the female ones anyway.
The woman with the mind the gap Sevco banner is from wwe Monday night raw from Tampa and not the darts as stated.
Caption: Protestant school teaches sex education
ralph that ralph mctell number makes me think of sevco fundraisers in the big smoke
https://youtu.be/YKu4DaPi-qY
BTW I didn’t know that was Ralph’s surname. – I thought it was Mc Stoke 🙂
Charlie – I think you are confusing McTell’s song with one by The Jam… Lights Go Out, Walls Come Tumbling Down!!
How lucky we are to have e tims,so a humungous thank you to Dessi and Ralphy.
Your Diaries are brilliant and the articles,fandabbydozy.
Ralph, to have your diaries through the withdrawal symptoms of nae fitba.so thank yoo.
Dessi, we are all part of your extended family,OH YEA,thank you so much,like families we sometimes fall oot,but yous two,och well,sniff, sniff.
Fitba tonight,yay,Hibs V Dundee Utd on BBC Alba,good luck to baith.
Caption, New sex education lessons for dafties.Put your left leg out and shake it all about,do the hokey pokey and turn about,thats what its all about.
a dont know who the mind the gap lassie is but a like her
caption i dont know what hees teachin but he looks like a ragin zombie
Dont know who the woman is but I wish I could give her a big…….cuddle.
Jim carry teaching how to ride the surf
Student is laughing because guy has rolled his sleeves up instead of his trouser leg!
On the continuing saga with food are the following words deemed acceptable?
Fudge Packer
Beef Curtains
Rack
Pork Sword
Marmite Motorway
Meat and 2 Veg
Just asking for a shy retiring type friend.
Footlong? Washed down with a flaming zombie?
Tattie Muncher
Pot licker
?
Dangle Berries
Plums
Chocolate Box
Half eaten Kebab
Blue Waffle
Oh, and you missed ‘mattress muncher’ a term wherein the mattress is dormant and the active word is “muncher”.
Oh, faggots, what shall I serve them with?
Chips, shoulder of, er …..? Succulent lamb?
BeetROOT?
Oh, FFS, bring back the fitba’, bin the politically correct morons and allow for proper ‘craic’.
PC people are uninventive arseholes and just need some silly little cause to fuck everything up.
Just go away, rather than be told to FUCK OFF, which is my preference normally.
Mikey, take heed; don’t apologise for little things misconstrued by the PC brigade.
I ‘pulled you’ a few weeks ago for what I saw as insensitive; you answered perfectly and all was well.
I believe I may have had a cause; many of your accusers are just fucking styooooopid.
Ignore them (and me too)
Vinnie.
HH
PS I don’t get responses currently until I log on.
I’ll try to ‘converse’ as and when I log on.
Celtic Precious moments.
When will we see yoo again,
when will our hearts be together,
we are in luv forever,
when will we share precious moments,
will we have to wait forever,
when will we see yoo again.
Caption: Magic hat + City Trader = Tube!
In reality it’s a teacher going over the fundamentals of riding a “tube” on a surfboard. Probably from the early 70s.
Looks like he’s teaching surfing techniques.
Could come in handy in trying to deal with the tsunami of made up feel good bullshit stories from the laptop loyal designed to keep the gullibles buying their rags.
I mean this world class Torag guy must be some kiddy if he’s willing to come to club where they cannae even afford medical insurance.
Do the zombies actually believe this pish?
If so they deserve all that’s coming to them.
Never give a sucker an even break.
This is an expert Traynor has in showing Warbo and his players that there isn’t a big gap at the top of the league, and it’s as simple as 1+1=Tube.
TUBE being a handy memory mnemonic to remember Thir Usnay a Big Ehh.. gap?
Caption: Visual Aid Video found on how to redirect the water pipework local to Ibrox and how to navigate it’s twists and turns.
The lady was at WWE Raw not the darts.
Are The rangers relevant? No.
Aye Ragin`? Yes.
Cowering is their catwalk display of life.
They can`t walk away from that. HH
sevco narrow-gauge pavement FC.
Caption: Teacher is brought in to educate SEVCO fans on how to sit on a toilet prior to their next visit to Celtic Park.
I love half-time funny season with salt as an additive.
Bring out your mnemonic Agents!
January transfers = No tyre-kickers.
mrs charlie said this morning she hates cleaning ovens so being the gent i am a said oot ma wae hen its a piece a pish now yoos might be wondering why ime tellin yoos this well the moral of the story is never volunteer to clean a fuckin oven
Charlie, easy off in a can or bain-marie for half an hour.
Sparkling results all round.
Have you been cooking sausages?
port she disnae let me cook and after this morning she can keep the cleaning tae
Kilroy heinz creation brekky was here.
I hear you Charlie.
Agreement is a mans happy life… KTF
Wish I had a partner to torture me
Re yesterday’s caption competition: surely I can’t be the only one who thought Walker being a knob was far too obvious? Sneaky!
All eyes are on teflon Andrew Dickson`s player registration of Jesus to Celtic FC…
They wouldn`t try it again,would they?
Caption:If 1 + 1 = tube. Then tube + 19pts = mind the gap Sevco.
Portpower; don’t bet yer haw maws on it!
Stevie, i`d love it if Andrew Dickson whistle blew.
Every picture taken of him with his preposition own he looks frightened.
The chauffeur knows all.
Are they no selling cheap bricks at IOUbrox nowadays?
Ralph, thank you for highlighting our Celtic Tribe.
It`s Brendon`s no foil technique.HH
Caption
Kris Boyd as usual thinks he knows it all!
The signing policy is now that we`re to sign lumps of a Lhad that can play.
Enjoy.
port ile see your mc cartney and raise ye the genius lennon
https://youtu.be/Da69-pu_pqc
Charlie we`ll break Etims again.
https://youtu.be/D4imchaPJ8g
port hees a long wan but a good wan
https://youtu.be/YsgP8LkEopM
https://youtu.be/4Dx5QQfWRuU
Sadness is defined in what you can`t afford.
Adjustment sevconians?
Charlie, they just had to let them go.
PR rulz OK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dx5QQfWRuU
sevco is FC.
https://youtu.be/Zv4qYcbB0zI
Beedie beedie bare bum!
Love this
https://youtu.be/x_-mewkSHUM
https://youtu.be/Ztk2lvTN7ZA
https://youtu.be/LRVOWAy3qrU
heers wanae ma favorits tcsi
https://youtu.be/xmyPHfu9c0c
Sue it’s one of mines as well Charlie along with the Fishermans Blues and the Red Army Blues
Fabulous Band the Waterboys and my wife kens the main man 😉
Great time watching Little & large as a teenager.
`79 on Coronation Street bed and breakfast
https://youtu.be/drRZNcouO4k
Given many an orange refused strip.
Guinness is half gone and cold. That`s my marchin` orders Charlie.
42 degree tomorrow and the better half`ll have me doing everything indoors. I`ve a 4 pound hammer.
I hate the effin weather.
https://youtu.be/Rwwaj83HUlk
some mischevious cunt is fuckin wae the posts ralph
oops musta been ma laptop
Charlie it`s all linked with they deleted sausages.
Comments ends up in the either way.
port that was good but alas i need to take she who must be obeyed to the shops cheerio for noo
Punch a sevco cake for me Charlie.HH
tcsi see ye later hh
Laters bud..
https://youtu.be/_VKouBHarIo
https://youtu.be/ypPrKnUew44
I see klaxon Jacksoon has the go ahead again.
The fella was laughed out of Aussieland is Green and White only
to be jetted out by Charlie to meet Glib in Honk Kong.
Rumour is he only left there with a bamboo pillow.
sevco status quo FC.
PS: and a wiff waff ball corked where the sun don`t shine.
sevco, the home shopping for the SPFL.
There`s no match with new technology.
SFA quote;
But wait, if you buy one you get one free.
It`s so easy to use. Just look at the before and after.
Don`t be fooled by imitations.
This was brought to you by a state-aid presentation. 🙂
It was WWE Raw, no the darts!
sevconians, what stops a thief?
A wurld class squeaky door hinge.
Jon Toral to sevco? Pfft.
Young Gamboa can man mark.
Graham Spiers quote:
Sir David Murray was duped,believe what you want.
What happened to Phil`s pal, the Herald Professor of Journalism?
Shirley, Steven Camley should be having a field day with this neat crows nest?
Club 1872 exists to ensure like your founding father,Charles Green,
that you`re to abide the 10 commandment antecedent questions.
sevco mantelpiece FC.
sevconians,the Hibs are coming.