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Celtic Diary Tuesday December 13: More Transfer Targets

Oscar de Marcos, Junior Flores, Dani Parejo, Paco Alcacer joined James McCarthy and Darlington Nagbe on the list of players due to arrive/might arrive/were made up by some loon with to much time on his hands.

If you’ve never heard of them, thats no real surprise. If you haven’t heard any more of them by the end of January , that won’t really be a surprise either.

But there is talk-albeit by someone who ought to know better- that Patrick Roberts and Moussa Dembele will both be with Celtic at the start of next season, although the one currently on loan here will be our own player, and the one who is our own player will be on loan. Manchester City and Celtic are apparently looking at this deal-which will include a few bob going to Celtic as well- to keep everyone happy.

Except, of course , Leigh Griffiths, who stands to lose the most here.

Recent events have proved that four wingers are necessary, and the four in place at the moment are all up to the job.

As for the other names on the list, they’re all midfielders, bar Alacacer, who is a forward at Barcelona and another possible loan target, which means that the people making these things up have ran out of ideas.

However, if these potential signings are being done to try to boost season ticket sales, then I’ve a better idea.

Try playing someof the games at weekends, when those of us who don’t live in Central Scotland, or those of us with young children can get to the games. Radical, yes, but if the club wants to keep the ground full, playing the games when we can make it will help enormously.

Only tow out of the next seven home games are not midweek matches, which shows that having brought in a decent manager, the board have retreated to their Ivry Towers and see us as a nuisance again. Yes, I know the fixture computer has a lot to do with it, but there comes a time when enough is enough. A large chunk of those who go to Scottish football matches are Celtic fans, and whilst the SPFL would probably rather this wasn’t the case, it would be nice if the club showed appreciation of the money, time and effort that goes into attending.

Back at the ranch, and there’s increasing evidence that Stuart Armstrong has “come on a bundle ” since being allowed to do what he’s best at, and he compliments perfectly the energy and enthusiasm of Scott Brown, so bringing in a  midfielder may not be as important as we thought it was when Nir Biton was causing alarm amongst the rank and file with his laissez faire attitude.

Armstrong, it may surprise you to know, has the best goals and assists to minutes played record in the league, and would be boasting about that if someone could explain to him what it really means. That rules me out, but a glance at the stats might impress some of you..

 

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Taken from website Thebackpassrule, it shows that Armstrong is making one hell of a contribution to the side, and he’ll only get better, which questions the wisdom of bringing someone else in.

But then again, wisdom at Celtic is a recent thing, and thats only if it continues.

Rodgers made his name as a coach, and theres little doubt he’s bringing out the best in players already there. surely its worth seeing how this pans out before starting all over with new faces ?

 

Thats probably why there won’t be too many changes against Hamilton at Celtic Park tonight, as the hoops look to increase their lead at the top of the league, and move closer to clinching the sixth title of the quest to put things back to normal in the record books.

Scott Brown was rudely interrupted while reading yesterdays diary on the dangers of complacency, and told reporters…

“Because we’ve been playing so well recently, you can just easily fall into that, We don’t want to do that, we want to keep improving.

“The gaffer is huge on us learning and taking it to a new level. The way we’ve been training and performing in games then it’s been shown so far. This run of games is going to be hard but we need to maintain that form we’ve been hitting so far.

“We’re enjoying it, we’ve not had a lot of days training but we are enjoying all the games. We’ve not really had a December schedule as busy as this in a long time but I think everyone’s enjoying it. A few chops and changes all the way through December and it’s going to be interesting.”

Oh, lads, can you think of a funny one liner for this picture of a bloke in a jet suit ? 

Complacency, coupled with opposition desire to be the first to beat Celtic could see a couple of shock results this month, and the players will have to raise their game a wee bit.

Hamilton midfielder Darian McKinnon has that idea..

 “We’ll go there and we’re not expected to get anything, so I hope we have a go, because if you get beat, you get beat, but you don’t want to go there and be defensive.

“We know Celtic are a good side, but we can just hope to nick something, so hopefully we can go there and have a go.” 

Nick something ? Better nail down the cutlery in the dressing room then.

another who wants to be in the side that finally beats Celtic this season is former player Kenny Miller. speaking in between gulps of vitamin tablets and oxygen implants, the old man of Scottish football whispered;

“No team is unbeatable. The best teams in world football get beat, it’s as simple as that. It’s a big ask to go through a whole season undefeated, that’s for sure.

“It’s up to us and the rest of the teams to put that right, but the only time we can do that is when we play them next, which is on the 31st. 

 

“Come that time, we can hopefully change that.” 

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 “We’ve still not managed to get three wins in a row but we have another opportunity to do that on Friday and, if we do, we want to kick on to four and five in a row. 

“For us to have any kind of successful season, we have to put a consistent run of wins together and hopefully we are at the start of doing that.

 

“That game against Celtic is at home. We’ve already put right the defeats away from home to Aberdeen and Hearts, so it would be good to win that one against Celtic as well.”

Ah feck. too late.

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The game on New Years Eve is already being built up to be something similar to the clashes between the original Rangers and Celtic , in what could be the last throw of the dice for those who remain blinkered to the truth about whats going on down on the other side of the river.

While Phil McGhiollabhain gets abused for claiming the ground is unsafe, and MSP James Dornan also ponders the point of keeping the hordes safe, no one has asked why the game is going ahead on Hogmanay, giving the supporters an extra few hours drinking before the traditional New Year drinking bout, and indeed the police have laid the blame firmly at the door of the SPFL

Back in September, the Sunday Mail reported..

THE controversial Hogmanay Old Firm date was chosen by a US firm’s computer, the Sunday Mail can reveal.

The SPFL ditched the fixture planners who had organised their diary for 10 years.

The new company were hired to provide the league’s fixture list after bosses ended their agreement with Canadian-based Opitmal Planning Solutions.

Police Scotland had the chance to veto the decision but decided to give it the go-ahead.

The decision has been met with widespread disbelief from fans, politicians and the licensed trade.

In October there was a slight shift in the blame..according to the Evening Times..

As part of the Bells Not Brawls campaign, Neil Doncaster, head of the SPFL, and SPFL Secretary Iain Blair, met with Paul Waterson, Chief Executive of the Scottish Licensed Trade Association, Donald MacLeod, Convenor of the Licensing Forum and Stuart Patrick, Chief Executive of Glasgow Chamber of Commerce, to discuss their concerns about the scheduling of the Hogmanay Old Firm Match.

READ MORE: Pub and club bosses in plea over Hogmanay Old Firm fixture

Mr Doncaster and Mr Blair are said to have understood the concerns of those opposing the plans, but stated that the decision to schedule the game for Hogmanay was that of Police Scotland.

Pub and club chiefs said the SPFL have agreed that for future fixtures they would be willing to enter into a dialogue with the SLTA and Chamber of Commerce to work towards a match schedule that will limit disruption for Glasgow businesses.

Donald MacLeod said: “Although we are disappointed with the outcome of the meeting we are not surprised, we are however happy with other aspects of the meeting and look forward to further discussions with the SPFL and hopefully Police Scotland on future fixtures.

 

So who picked Hogmanay ?

The game is on anyones big red list of potential troublespots, and one wonders if the beaks-and the police have really thought this through .

Well, for the police its a chance for a boit of overtime, and politically they can claim a few arrests which will ad to the desire to keep the OBFA in place, even citing that it is needed.

For the SPFL its a massive audience for the game they claimed is the only one that anyone outwith the central belt of Scotland  is interested in,

And Sky TV. Well, they would love to show a riot.

Celtic fans have now decided to wear hard hats in order to mock the safety issues around Ibrox, where its claimed a few items of importance were not revealed to council inspectors before they issued a safety certificate.

One wonders if that certificate runs out on January 1, hence the need to play this game beforehand.

What is worrying is that the Ibrox board have form for this sort of negligence, and that in itself is enough to put me off the idea of going there on hogmanay.

And the idea that Celtic should ask for clarification is nonsense as well, as there is a safety certificate in place, and all the Ibrox club would do is present it.

Which leave the only conclusion that if you think the place is in as bad a shape as some claim, then don’t go.

And leave that club to get on with its own business.

Which some might say is doing just fine…

Stan Collymore Retweeted Craig Hunter

Great to see a start up doing so well. Its tough for new companies, i know, I’ve just started one myself. Hope they don’t fold.

If there are a few issues with the roof, there’s a product on the market that will fix everything up just dandy..

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Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: Patrick Roberts takes the strain at the back during ‘train’ing

Mike Annis
7 years ago

Scotrail finally catch up with fair dodgers.

As for this new Hogmanay fixture, they are def hoping for trouble so they can keep the Bill. Why else would we have such a game with potential for trouble with so much built in drinking time. Madness.

7 years ago

The Holding Company Engine Thingamaejig finally grinds to a halt.

Brencelt
7 years ago

With the “journey” having stalled, the ibrox TugOfForelocks team is enlisted to get some backwards momentum

Monti
7 years ago

Morning Ralph,
Just off the phone to Glasgow City Council, health and safety department.
Spoke with a lovely lady called Charity who listened, logged and agreed with the following points/questions i raised.
1) Who issues the health and safety certificate for Ibrox Stadium?
2) Are they aware of the safety concerns at Ibrox stadium in terms of the roofing.
3) how often does Ibrox get assessed for safety and health conditions.
4) what was the date and time of the last inspection of the stadium roof.
5) Is ‘ netting ‘ a suitable, acceptable and safe action when there is a concern that debris from the roof above may put at risk, paying patrons seated below.
6) when was the last time ‘Rangers’ updated the health and safety executive and Police Scotland regarding stadium repairs/issues/concerns.
7) My final point was to ask if ‘Rangers’ were puting finance before spectator safety.

She was brilliant on the phone and she logged all my concerns and sad she will be passing my concerns onto the relevant persons.

If anyone else wants to do the same as i did, when you get through to the GCC choose option 5 from the automated service.

SAFETY OF FANS BEFORE MONEY!

HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

GCC – 0141-287-2000
choose option 5.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Do you have faith and hope in charity Monti?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Don’t know if i have faith in her, but she sounded like a ride 🙂

Doc
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, tried to reply but the gremlins got it. I put up three links:

One is a FOI letter to GCC;

One of a letter from sevco to GCC saying the only thing wrong with ibrox is damp/needing paint;

A copy of the safety certificate with the following redacted (because they apparently reveal “safety and security arrangements”): The capacity of individual sections, list of plans and, finally, deviations from Sports Ground Safety Authority guidance.

Hope someone can dig it out.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Doc

Doc,
Cheers.

desdamoaner
7 years ago

Caption – Abello’s service improvement plan springs into action.

As for the 31st Dec derby, sheer madness to arrange it then and bloody mindedness not to back down.

gerrymick
7 years ago

Lokomotive Leipzig still can’t figure out why their training methods haven’t been helping to them stop young upstarts Red Bull Leipzig.

Tony Carlin
7 years ago

thats not what Warbos wife meant when she said she wanted the team to pull a train on her

Bongo
7 years ago

Dave King denies money is tight, as ‘The Rangers’ travel to an away game, and claims it’s the magic hats new training regime.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption:
On a packed out Drumcree train, 10,000 orange men are travelling
Because they want to travel down our nationalist road,
Drums, flutes and sashes all the same, you all can stay on your fucking train…

BECAUSE YOU WON’T BE COMMUTING DOWN THE GARVAGHY ROAD!!

1234 LOW LIE THE FIELDS…..

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

😉

John McCloy in tasmania
7 years ago

The ballboy is putting in a good shift.HH

Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

Sevconians try to stop Barton’s gravy train leaving town £££s!

PS Tommy McLean lends a hand at the back

Holmes Chapel Selltick
7 years ago

Hey Dave, when I said we needed aw the help we could get I didnae mean sign up wee Jay I meant pull your weight, twat

Rob O'Keeffe
7 years ago

Good work Monti,keep up the pressure on the 4 year olds! HH

schoosh71
7 years ago

What are the odds of hardhats being deemed ‘sectarian’ especially if they’re green. HH

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  schoosh71

I wonder if you could purchase a Green Biretta hardhat?

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

After thought:

7000 Celtic supporters wearing Green Biretta hardhats while
singing renditions of Bob The Builder. Priceless

jimmybee
7 years ago

Ralph, I really do sympathise with all our supporters based outside of Glasgow and the heartlands of Lanarkshire etc
A huge majority of our fans are from Ireland and outwith the Celtic Park catchment area. How can you get the next generation to come to Celtic park,if you can’t get to a game.
What the fuck a computer to set out fixtures.
Sit round a table with the club secretary’s, right first of all Champions of the premier league at home to newly promoted club. Then go from there.
Home and away till the April split. What’s fuckin hard.
I will miss out tonight myself, last season if I’m honest it wouldn’t have bothered,but I want to go and watch this team.
Attacking, goals fight till the very last whistle.
It’ has everything I want in a Celtic team.
Good luck tonight to the bhoys, 4 or 5 easy. Even with our reserves. HH.
Gordon
Lustig Eric Toure Izzy
Brown Armstrong
Roberts Rogic Mackay Stevens
Griff,
Subs Dembele Miller Christie Gamboa McGregor de Vries Commons.

jrw
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Totally agree – I’ve made the trip up from London today. When the team is playing this well it is hard to miss games, but I’ll probably have to give up those on the 20th and 28th. A sternly worded letter is on its way to the SPFL and to Peter Lawell.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption : Heave Ho 10 in a row and again Heave Ho 10 in a row

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

Caption: Lokomotive trainer has concerns about the new Keeper Ivor Smalski

Monti
7 years ago

Charlie saiz,
You’ll already hava a hard hat eh?
Probably stole it off an Irishman as you pointed your gun at his kids.

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

issued as standard when its his turn to go for a dominos i thought?

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Look Mammy two fannies on fitba forum.

Brian (not the messiah)
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Never mind hard hats. You sound like a right HELMET with comments like that.

bgbhoy
7 years ago

here we go again…….

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

You leave a post like that on any public forum you will tend to get that kind of response.
Kinda how it works ya fud.
Well said Brian.

Monti
7 years ago

Bwian eh?
Or is it biggus dickus!

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You knocking wan oot at the thought Monti?

charlie
7 years ago

caption the wee tim at the back says get these mugs oot ma wae and take yer feet aff the brake ffs

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Child hospitalised after respirator failure.

The real anton rogan
7 years ago

Sevco super train hits the buffers.

McCoist wants names.

charlie
7 years ago

wee timmy says are yoos huns no better trying the engine first

mike
7 years ago

Caption, The midnight train from Georgia is running late.

Are you going to Scarborough Fair,
No i!m no.
Susanna lovely Susanna,what is that strange enlargement i feel,whenever your near.
But who shall paint that fair,that angel face,
that form of image of celestial joy,
each softer beauty reach,attractive grace,
glow!d in her cheek,and sparkled in her eye.

/

alan
7 years ago

speaking of the fixtures, ma and my mates are coming over for the hearts game in jan, we have flights booked and hotels arranged and now there is rumours it is going to be switched to sunday. and our flights back are at two. fucked.

its fucking ridiculous. if we leave booking the flights too late, Michael o leary has our arses on a plate and it already costs us a fortune as is.

celtic SLO still cannot say for definite one way or another.

SPFL and sky are basterds.

jrw
7 years ago
Reply to  alan

They most certainly are.

jimmybee
7 years ago

On this day in 1955 Grace Gifford Plunkett was found dead.
Grace Plunkett, née Gifford was a cartoonist, caricaturist and illustrator who was active in the Republican movement. Her marriage to Joseph Plunkett, one of the leaders of the 1916 Rising, a few hours before he was executed, is the subject of a popular Republican song, “Grace”, written by Frank and Sean O’Meara in 1985.

She was born in the Dublin suburb of Rathmines, the second youngest of twelve children of Frederick, a Catholic, and Isabella, a Protestant, and a niece of the artist Sir Frederick Burton. The boys were brought up as Catholics, the girls as Protestants. From the age of 16 in 1904 she studied at the Dublin Metropolitan School of Art under William Orpen, where her talent for caricature was discovered. In 1907 she studied fine art at the Slade School of Art in London.

She returned to Dublin in 1908 and struggled to make a living as a caricaturist, publishing her cartoons in The Shanachie, Irish Life, Meadowstreet, and the Irish Review, which was edited from 1913 by Joseph Plunkett. She moved in the same circles as the poet and painter Æ and the journalist Mrs Dryhurst. It was Mrs Dryhurst, at the opening of the bilingual St. Enda’s School in Ranelagh, Dublin, who introduced her to Joseph Plunkett and other future Republican leaders, including Thomas MacDonagh, who was to marry Gifford’s sister Muriel.

Gifford became engaged to Plunkett in 1915. She took instruction and was received into the Roman Catholic Church in April 1916. The wedding was planned for Easter Sunday 1916 – the date of the Rising, which was put down and its leaders sentenced to death. Gifford and Plunkett were married on 3 May in the chapel of Kilmainham Jail, only a few hours before his execution. It is rumoured that Gifford was pregnant at the time, and later miscarried, although this is not widely accepted.

Plunkett became active in Sinn Féin, and was elected to its executive in 1917. On May Day 1919 the Irish Women Worker’s Union held a general holiday and distributed handbills featuring a cartoon by Gifford. She was on the Anti-Treaty side in the Civil War, and along with many Republicans she was arrested and detained in Kilmainham for three months in 1923. She painted pictures on the walls of her cell, including one of the Madonna and Child. After the Civil War she supported herself as a cartoonist for various publications, including Dublin Opinion, the Irish Tatler and Sketch, and had one cartoon published in Punch in 1934. Three collections of her cartoons were published: To Hold as ‘Twere (1919), Twelve Nights at the Abbey Theatre (1929) and Doctors Recommend it! (1930). She illustrated W. B. Yeats’ The Words upon the Window Pane (1930) and designed costumes for the Abbey Theatre.

She received a Civil List pension from the government in 1932. She sued Plunkett’s father, Count Plunkett, in 1934 for a share in her husband’s estate, and received an out-of-court settlement of £700. She died alone in her flat in Dublin in 1955, and her body was not found for a week. She was buried with full military honours close to the republican plot in Glasnevin Cemetery.
God bless you Grace rest in peace.

Brencelt
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Thanks Jimmybee. Nice words

jimmybee
7 years ago

Grace Gifford Plunkett rest in peace 13/12/1955 you passed away, may your courage and love be forever remembered.
https://youtu.be/pfQ-6cWGymg

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Totally agree Allan, for the peanuts received better the games were on a Saturday at 15:00. Pandering the the likes of Sky by the morons are the SPFL should stop.
Caption
The King express finally grinds to a halt as the gathered peepul try to reserect it

Frankie McGinnes
7 years ago

We were gonna park the Bus, but the way that Celtic forward line are playing, we decided that wasn’t big enough.
Big Foderingham wanted more protection in front of him, so we obliged!

charlie
7 years ago

ralph the rumour in glesga is the safety lisence runs oot hogmanny then the zombies move to hampden they are hoping they can blame celtic fans for as much damage as they can to help pay the rent

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

Teammates tried (even Soapy Joe), but NOONE could stop Jackie being the Friday night Cotton Club sugar train.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption: Southern trains do away with drivers and guards in new cost cutting measures.
Sorry that will only apply to us living doun souf who have virtually no trains today or tomorrow.
Keep the guards on the trains!

Uralius
7 years ago

Looks like a 3142 tonight lads!
Lustig, Erik, Sumo
Brown
Roberts, Rogic, Armstrong, MacG
Griff, Dembele

jimmybee
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Yessssss 6 or 7 to the bhoys.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Though he has played McGregor as a left back before.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Oh yeah, could be.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Anybody know a good link to the game.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Nice goal, unselfish from Dembele, good all round play.
More to come in the second half I hope.

Monti
7 years ago

Celtic 1 Hamilton 0

Not our most scintillating performance of the season, but a win is a win!

HH

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Shhhhh you couldn’t find Celtic park with a map.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

11 points clear of your tribute act………55?

Stupid Huns.

jimmybee
7 years ago

Once again the only team that will best us are our own players.
Too much fuckin about which will get punished one say if we don’t sort it out.
HH 1-0 same points you get no matter if it’s 1 or 5

Gerry
7 years ago

Good enough for me; the points in the bag, our top two combining for the goal, a “new” system tried out and a clean sheet. Most of our available attacking options were on the park so maybe he tried your idea Jimmy of getting the best eleven on the park regardless of shape.
Brendan will have learned some things tonight at no cost so roll on Saturday!!

portpower
7 years ago

Jimmybee, hope you found a link to the game.
If you need one again for the next game try this;

http://www.multi-sports.eu/index.html

Right, that`s that one over. 3 points in the bag
and Dundee up next at Celtic Park.

Broonie will be out with suspension.
Here`s hoping for one Scott out and one Scott in?

I haven`t shouted at the tele in a while.

Up next:
3pm Saturday arvo atmosphere at Celtic Park, what`s not to like. HH

BondiBrian
7 years ago

Greetings fae a sweltering 100 degree heat here in Sydney.

Nice generous touch from Dembele ti set Griffith up. Team work.

HAIL HAIL N aw that !!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Bondi,
I think you are in a one bedroom semi in Kirkliston.

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Now now Montizuma, don’t be so cynical. Next you’ll be thinking Portpower is in a council flat in Prestonpans.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BondiBrian

Not at all i believe Portpower is in Australia!

BondiBrian
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Aye but you also believe in communion being the body of Christ, you believe there is life after death, you also believe in sin, the devil, virgin mary ( could go on & on ) however you don’t believe ah live in Sydney???…rather strange MOntizuma.

portpower
7 years ago

Simunovic today showed that he knows his opposition.
When he stood off the Hamilton player when he was through,
Jozo knew he hadn`t a left foot. If the player had turned onto his right, the ball was His.

MOTM: Lustig.

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