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Celtic Diary Friday December 2: Playing Catch Up

We’ve a bit of catching up to do today. With the possibility of “rangers “-or whichever incarnation of them starts next season -testing the water via the press to see if there’s a chance they can skank a licence again I felt that issue, and that issue alone should take precedence.

Just the thought of them, and their buddies at the SFA, getting away with it again makes me angry, and therefore its necessary to pounce on any reference to it whatsoever.

The petition got a kickstart yesterday, and in itself shows that when faced with the SFA and their wrongdoings, complacency is our biggest enemy, and their biggest ally. If you’ve not signed it, sign it below, and then send a link to everyone in your email adress book. Ask them to sign it and then do the same thing.

petition-link

Another serious issue, and one that demands to be dealt with sympathy and sensitivity, is the possibility of the abuse of youngsters who were, and are, learning to play football in a structured and safe environment.

The priority here is to identify those who have been abused, and offer support and help to them in dealing with how it has affected them.

A piece in the Record today by Barry Ferguson stresses his admiration for those who have stepped forward in England to draw attention to the abuse which has taken place at some of their clubs, and praises their bravery of their public actions.

Admirable, yet the headline still leaves something to be desired. a responsible and mature attitude, perhaps;

 

The headline’s language and tone is unacceptable.

We are dealing with the victims of abuse of such magnitude that it cannot begin to be fully understood by the rest of us that the whole focus, at this stage at least,should be on them, and not on the guilty parties.

The use of language such as “nail abusers ” who are “sick depraved animals ” is not appropriate here. Whilst jingoistic rhetoric may sell papers, it isn’t going to lessen pressure on the victims, an indeed, may have an effect on abusers, who having already scared their victims into silence once, may attempt to do so again.

I applaud the Record’s stance, but not the way they are doing it. Being seen to tackle an issue is not the same as tackling it correctly.

 

 

Back at the ranch, as we promised, and let’s catch up on whats been going on.

In the Premier League international cup, qualification is still in the balance for Celtic. with the six group winners going forward and the two best runners up, the Celts need to wait on other results before its determined if they will continue to take part. Two convincing 3-0 wins, over Aston Villa and Valencia, the latter earlier this week, and a 3-0 reverse to group leaders Norwich  is a decent enough campaign, which barring a 6-0 win for Villa over their fellow Englishmen will see them finish second, there’s a lot of other groups still with plenty of games to play.

Meanwhile, the senior side have been called a bunch of big heads. Apparently. Sure , a few of them have stated their desire to win the treble, or not lose a game this season, but thats surely more of a confidence and self belief issue ?

The manager seems to agree;

“You should always retain humility in how you work, The trick is in the ( It’s from the Evening Times, who seem to be doing a missing words competition. I’ve no idea what the “trick “is in, but as long as he does, it doesn;t really matter. )

“They’re obviously on the back end of doing well and confident. But I’ll always keep a lid on that for them.

“There is always something just around the corner that you’ve got to be ready for.

“But look, it’s nice. I want my team to play with a football arrogance.

“Off the field it’s all about humility, but I have that. I don’t think there is any arrogance in what’s been said.

“Sometimes they’re quoted and it’s blown into a headline that’s different to how it was presented. But I want them to have a football arrogance.”

This appears to be more about hurting journalists and commentators unhappy that not only are Celtic doing well, but they look as though it isn’t going to change anytime soon, and coupled with the usual Christams pantmime run over at Ibrox, the wailing was always but a few moments away.

Brendan did try to console them, though, He told them that we will lose a game again, someday, somewhere….

At some point it will happen, Listen, if you could tell me that every player would stay fit, that we wouldn’t have any injuries, that the pitches would remain first class then….

“But there are so many variables. It’s not about the players’ lack of ability.

“It’s just that so many different things could happen. We could be up against a goalkeeper like the one we faced in Inverness, who has an unbelievable game and we just don’t get the rub of the green.

“We could get a man sent off or something else could happen.

“But if everything stayed the same then we may have a chance. But at some point we’ll lose.” 

Anyone know how that could happen ?

 

Image result for craig thomson referee rangers

 

Ah yes, the indominatable Craig Thomson.

I understand that the man in the middle has a difficult job. Sometimes it must seem like the whole world is leaping onto his back, begging for a ride.

Before we criticise, or even attempt to criticise him, lets live life a little in his shoes.

For instance, you have to make on the spot decisions, and you have to be spot on all of the time these days, woith tv cameras and Chris Sutton watching.

Before you judge him, can you honestly say you,  too, would be absolutely certain that in the heat of the moment, you could have called this incident exactly right ?

 

Thomson gave a throw in to “rangers “.

This was during the Ibrox clubs 2-0 defeat to Hearts on Wednesday night, a game that also saw “rangers” have a goal chalked off due to a player being in an offside position.

Manager Mark Warburton seemed a little confused by that particular decision;

The linesman did take his time in putting up his flag, perhaps he was in discussion with the referee, or perhaps he just wanted to make sure the decision was correct.

After the match, Warburton still moaned about the decision, whilst admitting his player was offside, a sure indication that the job is getting to him. you have to feel for him, but can you imagine how much worse the flak would be if he was manager of, say, Rangers ?

 

The cup game with albion rovers will be moved from the Republic, and i thought for one moment yesterday that the credibility of the Diary was at stake when this appeared on twitter. Had we finally got something right ?

However, the tweet was a fake, seemingly put together by Level 5’s man on twitter, the Phantom, though I am quite chuffed, as imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Happily though, our credibility remains intact, and we are still further away from being right than Warbsy is from still being at Ibrox after the Hogmanay Humping. ( note, if Celtic use that title for the dvd, which is set for release as soon as the final whistle goes, I want ten per cent. A refusal to acknowledge this claim will be seen as acceptance of the deal. )

Except on Resolution 12. We’re bang on about that, but thats only because someone else told us about it.

Where thats concerned, every word is a prisoner, because we don;t want anyone to get the wrong impression, that can turn out badly… or hilariously, I suppose

Its a big decision in a town called malice, as Paul Weller sang about in 1982, to either cut down on beer, or the kids new gear.

Well, in 2016 , its an even bigger decision whether or not to cut down on christmas or go to the football.

Look at the games in December…

 

Fortunately, there are no real big games, as Celtic are already out of the UCL, and the other teams are already out of competition for the league, so maybe the kids will get their usual stocking filler, an apple, a hoola hoop and probably a tennis ball or something, but I have to confess, its going to be tricky.

The last team on that list are about to make one of their swoops to give their legions a wee bit more faith in them, as they’ve been under a bit of pressure now that its become apparent neither the players or management have come to terms with handling life at a higher level;

The player himself has asked if we could show them this picture, from his time at another club…

Image result for joao teixeira

 

…in the hope it would put them off.

No need to go that far, Jaoa, all you have to do is say you want a decent wage and signing on fee. That’ll scupper the deal.

Of course, this is merely the latest exercise in playing to the gallery. They’ve no money, no real ambition save keeping the lights on, and little chance of things ever changing.

Where did it all go wrong ?

They could  raise money by selling a few of their better performers, but even the usually dependable Craig Thomson let them down the other night, and frankly, they haven’t got anyone else worth more than enough to pay for a good night out and a taxi home.

It comes to something when they have to explain to outsiders that Dodoo and Crooks are players, and not an advert trying to say what the club is all about these days.

Though one  fan thinks he has the answer…

just liquidate again, this isn’t fun anymore

Today, we have  Warsaw , in 1946. but is everything what it appears to be ?

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D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

CAPTION

Inspiration for SMSM positivity on all things Rangers revealed. We thought it was smoke and mirrors,but it’s just an early version of Photoshop.

Mbhoy
7 years ago

Level 5 PR stage press conference at Ibrox….”as you can see folks, the stadium and grounds are in fine order and looking great”

mike
7 years ago

HUGH 67, THE DANCING KING.

Sunday night and the lights are low,
in Malones, its the place to go,
where they play music,Irish music,
he!s in the mood for a dance,
not looking for romance,
he!s getting in the swing,
cos he is the King,
that bhoy he sure can dance,
and when he gets the chance,
cos he!s the dancing King,
hear the strings from his violing.

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: Dodgy Dave gets ready for next years AGM

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Craig Thomson!s a wank.

mike
7 years ago

HUGH67 THE DANCING KING.

Sunday night and the lights are low,
Malones is the place to go,
where they play music,Irish music,
he!s in the mood for a dance,
not looking for romance,
He!s getting in the swing,
looking like a King,
cos he!s the dancing King,
hear the strings from his violing.

mike
7 years ago

Post is away up in the sky.

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

Caption : Craig Whytes granny poses for Forbes in 1965

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption…….

Dundee… Where everything is not as it seems.

mike
7 years ago

HE HE HE.

corktim
7 years ago

thats it granny smile those stupid bastards thinks i am a billionaire,Craig white

schoosh71
7 years ago

Grant Russell is an ‘intellectual’ pygmy when it comes to anything relating to RFC Plc(IL) / RIFC / TRFC. He’s a ‘liquidation’ denyer and is long overdue “Nob Of The Week”. Well done. HH

BJF
7 years ago

Ralph
Again spot on about the child abuse issue in football the tabloids like to pretend abusers look different from the rest of us “depraved animals.” Can’t be fathers, grandfathers, uncles, brothers, husbands,sons, colleagues, go to our club or church, except they do.
When we finish with the SFA we should renew our efforts to persuade the newspapers to stop treating readers with contempt, by the way if you read the Daiky Mail you cannot be helped!

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  BJF

BJF child abusers,check out Joe Biden vice-president of the leader of the “free world” stroking young girls,this in front of the full glare of the media and worse their parents,it will make your skin crawl,this from a guy at the top of the ladder,it is a fcuking epidemic,the Catholic Church got pilloried and rightly so,yet there is very little about those at the top.

Bongo
7 years ago

Magic Hat moaning about the ref.

1. The picture you showed
2. Miller booted the ball away into the stand off the pitch (Lee Griffiths, in the semi, booked in the dying seconds for the same thing by Thompson).
3. Hearts penalty!!!!
4. Wallace (grass) rugby tackles player at the start of the second half – no booking, Paterson booked at the end of the first half for a similar, but not as bad, challenge.

Thompson is just a cheat – always has been – but they are so shite that even with all of the above they still got pumped.

charlie
7 years ago

grants ill fitting jaicket proves hees been hammering the succulant lamb again

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

RALPH

Feel free to delete this if you like-or any part of it.

From JJ earlier.

“There are those of a sensitive disposition in the Rangers support who have a blue and white view of the world. If one does not support Rangers, one is dismissed as a hater. This jaundiced view is pandered to in the Scottish Main Stream Media. When the faltering Daily Record ran an advertising campaign- Real Scots Read The Record- they might as well have substituted ‘Scots’ with ‘Rangers Men’. I have been excoriating in my criticism of Mr Jackson. He has forged a career by representing a Rangers boys team and snooping on a fax that gave Jack Irvine the football scoop of the 80’s – the Rangers’ signing of Mo Johnston. In 1989 no-one asked questions about how Johnston could be guaranteed a signing-on fee that was free of tax. Did David Murray engage in another confection from the Ibrox tax-evasion laboratory? The prevailing narrative was the end of religious apartheid at Ibrox. Jackson played his part and was rewarded with training from the best in the business, namely Jack Irvine, who is a most welcome contributor to this site.

On the bastardised Sevco sound bite soliloquies that constitute the output of Radio Clyde, the callers of a Rangers bent ask for Big Fat Derek Johnstone. Despite the fact that BFDJ has been out of the loop for the best part of three decades, his mantra of -Rangers Then, Rangers Now, Rangers Forever- is catnip to those who have suffered the end of their long-held self-serving supremacy. They are no longer ‘The’ people. They are just people who support a struggling Ibrox outfit that was formed from a basket of assets in 2012 by founding father, Charles Green. The soothing tones of a Rangers legend helps them sleep better at night. One would not want Chris Jack to be tossing in his Rangers duvet, which surprisingly has the consistency of cardboard.

However when The Record turned to the £2.5m EBT beneficiary, Barry Ferguson, the Kebab Shop Bantamweight (whose Donner Doing was hushed up) it was a step too far. Some of the best footballers, who are as thick as tongue and groove short planks, are said to have ‘brains in their feet.’ This goes some way to explaining why Ferguson’s IQ is doubled when he puts his foot in his mouth. For reasons best known to The Record they have let Ferguson loose on a serious subject. I don’t anticipate that his paedophilia pieces will trouble the august judges who award The Pullitzer Prize.

Ferguson has been using emotive language such as ‘beasts’ but had he added an ‘h’ to his narrative and created ‘bheasts’ no-one would have need of colouring me surprised. The subtext of his piece is the sex abuse scandal at Celtic Boys Club. If Ferguson had asserted that ‘should the haters dismiss us a Sevco we can counter that at least we’re not sex offenders’ he would have been applauded by the Rangers’ minority who refer to Celtic as Saville FC.

Someone of the limited vocabulary of Ferguson should confine himself to the puff pieces that barely keep The Record’s belly from backbone. If he wanted to present a more balanced narrative, he could have discussed the nocturnal activities of Richard Gough and his predilection for rent boys. Grooming and abuse is a problem for society, not the exclusive preserve of football.

I cannot take anything the corrupt tax-evader says seriously. He captained a club that were cheating and thought that they were bigger than Scottish football. As he transgressed the rules on dual contracts and engaged in activities that were of a gravity just short of match fixing, he blithely broke the rules. Rules were for the cannon-fodder smaller clubs, not Rangers.

When Ferguson pays his taxes (and that day is coming soon) one might dismiss his rhetoric with a large pinch of salt. But until then his moral upper ground is built on sand. Ferguson’s eloquence is as appalling as his subject matter. There are times when one wishes that Darry Cooney stuck to his day job of editing and not spending countless hours stroking his ego on Twitter.”

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

I’m disappointed no-one has yet congratulated Ralph on a winning “Seperated at Birth” couple of photos.

Outstanding,mate.

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Aye DFM, the bhoy did well today – belter!

dom p
7 years ago

Picture: Rangers provide evidence that recent stories about Ibrox being unsafe for the Hogmanay fixture are just unwarranted scaremongering.

7 years ago

The recent revelations in England of sexual abuse in soccer should not come as a surprise to anyone, least of all football authorities. It seems a sad fact of human nature(depravity?) that persons of low intent are drawn to situations that afford the opportunity to practice their dark arts.

Here in Canada, we have had many instances of abuse in professional hockey. There have been several inquiries into this and several very high profile victims have come forward to highlight this abuse.

Apart from the considerable suffering of the victims, it seems sad that we only become concerned about it when a victim appears, usually years after the events. This raises the question of what safeguards and controls are exercised by the relevant authorities. Were they adequate? Usually the answer is “No”.

Once again drawing on the Canadian experience, one abuser was able to move from authority to authority and country to country as he continued to abuse those in his charge.

I am reminded of stories of school teachers who were simply moved on when indications of their behaviour came to light. It seems that the powers that be are uncomfortable in dealing appropriately with abusers. The SFA has a duty to have appropriate, effective controls in place to absolutely minimise the chance of abuse. Any Society that fails to ensure that sports authorities exercise due diligence in ensuring the wellbeing of youngsters, is a community in decline.

The SFA has the opportunity to enhance its image here by initiating/participating in a national inquiry into abuse within the Scottish game. No rational individual should believe that the “Celtic” incidence was an isolated case in the game. SFA involvement should be through some independent external agency that will ensure that meaningful change will be implemented if needed.

Rebus

Vinnie
7 years ago
Reply to  rebus67

Rebus, who authorises the ‘authorities’ ?
Who polices the police ?
What level of trust would either (of above) warrant?
The whole (fucking disgraceful) episode has roots, right across society; the ‘Lords’ have been culpable in all-sorts of corruption and abuse for decades; the police too.
It falls on the decent, everyday character to identify and get rid of multi-faceted, disgusting individuals.
Sorry, it’s difficult not to say, bluntly, what one feels.
The beginning is encouragement; to those poor individuals who require our support.
Just like Res 12, this should be at the forefront, and NEVER be anywhere other than there.
Regardless of the background of the perpetrators
HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Vinnie

Vinnie,
Spot on son!

7 years ago
Reply to  Vinnie

Vinnie, what’s is being done here in Australia in relation to child abuse in the church & children’s homes goin back to the 50’s is by setting up a Royal Commision governed by politicians(ah know) retired judges(ah know) however it appears to be giving victims/survivers a voice. It truly is a testament to the abused courage which gives others the believe they shall be believed. It’s so sad hearing their pain. Off topic, but you get the picture. Peace.

mike
7 years ago

Ralph, That is post discrimination,Rebus does a big post and its a goer,mine is sent to purgatory.

Rebus67
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
One of mine went to purgatory yesterday. It is your turn.

Purgatory is an opportunity for you to regret what you did not include.

Rebus of the long post

Funkyy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

I just posted a fantastic hilarious post (well it wis for me) thanking uncle Ralph for ma prize in the last captiob competition and it’s disappeared…not for the first time mind you!!
Going for the treble:-
Caption:- Level 5 special effects department at work on the new Sevco DVD.

Funkyy
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

“captiob” = “caption”…big fingers, wee keyboard!!!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
It’s because you have a rather big hooter……..
Anyone on here with an ant problem?
Let Mike know.

Sniff.

Vinnie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti/mike, our back garden suffers from ants (and occasionally uncles). We need a ‘proboscis-proud’ individual to sniff out this problem of ants (and uncles).
Whilst a GIANT (nosed) ant-eater from South America may be best, a similar mammal/reptile/insect/ from, say, Lochee, Broughty Ferry or Dundee would earn 1st chance.
Answers, on a marmalade jar please, to the ‘authorities’, ETims, North-West co-ordinator, Abdn 3 Hns 0.
HH

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

V.V.V.V.V.V.UP YOURS.X 2.

Vinnie
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

HaHaHa, I think my ‘bite’ indicator has just sounded a bite. It’s part digital, part ‘mike’anical, and part whaegiesafuckoanyway.
Love and kisses, Vinnie. HaHaHa
DBACAYL: ‘ave a day oaf’
HaHaHa
Vinnie
HH

Rebus67
7 years ago

Ralph,

A link to the petition has been posted on CQN.

Rebus

Run Sammy Run
7 years ago

Caption: The MILFS of Poland calendar find Miss April

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Run Sammy Run

🙂

IRISHGUY
7 years ago

CAPTION…………

BEFORE & AFTER…..

McCoist updates his gardening profile.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  IRISHGUY

🙂

charlie
7 years ago

caption the wee sons of strewth wummin smiles and says are ye sure they are daft enough to invest in this big hoose

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Mrs Dale before her Diary.

BJF
7 years ago

John Gordon
Don’t know about the Biden thing but at least the public debates are exposing perpetrators and supporting victims, ,football will have to clean up its act, can’t believe Celtic will be the only Glasgow club with a scandal.
Social media is getting to the heart of establishment cover ups in a very effective way. The “faceless” won’t like it, shame a lot of journalism was bought off so cheaply.

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Caption:

“rangers” ready for Europe (TM fat controller)

Half_Fool
7 years ago

Being obviously “paranoid”, I cannae help think that this is for the benefit of a tribute club with no resources (i.e. them manky hun cheats); to the detriment of a successful club with a great development club and structure, namely the Glorious Glasgow Celtic:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/scotland/38178077

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption
Mr King said it would be alright
Any ways no matter how hard they cheat they still screw themselves. They live in the land of Orange where everyone believes the crap they are sold

Hector
7 years ago

Jesus watching Glasgow v Munster rugby on Alba and Murray the Sevco fop is sitting in the good seats with the great and the good. If he is looking for cash from the SRU Sevco are well gubbed.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Hector

Hector,
Don’t start that rugby shite m8, you know it isn’t a real sport.
A game for thugs who couldn’t play football!

Hector
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

A game for whatever you want but for the life of me I can’t understand what that wanker Murray is doing there. Then again there are a few players under 50 that dont fall over after a harsh word . lol

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Hector

Lol

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Hector

Hector,
Is he sitting?

Funkyy
7 years ago

I won, I won, I won!!! Thank you uncle Ralphy….hullo, hullo, 2 in a row!!! Suck it up losers, er, I mean bad luck guys heh heh heh.
Ah’m too lucky for ma shirt, too lucky for ma shirt. Hope my gold plated diamond encrusted trophy is sent by registered mail. I’ve now got more trophies than sevco. I’m so excited..imagine how I’ll be if I ever win the Lotto. I’m away tae lie doon in a gark room and wait for my nest attack of inspiration. HH

Monti
7 years ago

Caption:
Grandad Whyte shows Grandma Whyte what Grandson Craig is all about.
Ibrox post Whyte era behind the canvas.

Funkyy
7 years ago

Monti..the caption in the caption competition is supposed to be funny!!!! (hahaha) HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Lol

Monti
7 years ago

Can’t get my head around the Chapecoense tragedy, fucking awful man, my heart is with their fans.
I was playing FIFA 17 online last night and my opponent went Chapecoense……..i literally didn’t know what to do for a minute.
Heartbreaking stuff!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

?

mike
7 years ago

QUOTE, I was playing FIFA 17 ONLINE.HA HA HA.

mike
7 years ago

WHIT A FUD.HEARTS IN THE RIGHT PLACE,BRAINS IN HIS ERSE.

Funkyy
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike..you leave that wean alone!!!

7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Thought that aswell! Anyhoo…HAIL HAIL (steady….) N aw that!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

?

Funkyy
7 years ago

Hey ya bunch a sad losers..where’s the “congratulations Funkyy on winning the caption contest?….AGAIN!!!”
Aaaaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Vinnie
7 years ago

I Need sleep; tomorrow, I’ll be fit again…….
Vincent, the rebel
Remember those young volunteers.
Sean, Feargal etal,
‘Twas on a dreary……

Funkyy
7 years ago

Got tae get up “early” tomorrow..the game’s at 9:15 am here. It’s a pleasure to watch the team playing and giving up a lie-in on a sunny Saturday is worth it. Another 3-0 and 3 more points….then watch the sheep hump the deid team..life couldnae be better!!! HH to you all.
Moderator out!! (hee hee)

Uralius
7 years ago

I post some amount of dross, but that post dissappear s….

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