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Celtic Diary Sunday November 13: Major Blow for Newspaper Industry

As most of us are aware, the newspaper industry , especially north of the border, is in decline. Across the counter revenues, or sales, are fallling dramatically, and the rags are now dependent on advertising money to survive.

In Scotland, the continuing refusal of the red tops especially, but they are all guilty, to report the facts with even the tiniest hint of balance, is going to hit them next.

The first major blow for any of the papers came yesterday when childrens buidling block manufacturers and household name Lego announced they would no longer do business with the Daily Mail..

We have finished the agreement with The Daily Mail and are not planning any future promotional activity with the  newspaper 

Alright, they may not have done it because the SFA have been cheating and lying for several years, and its not a protest to Scottish papers for their lack of coverage of those events, but its the start of a backlash against agenda based reporting, something the SMSM would do well to note.

After all, we all use the bookies….

And as for those of you who still buy them, P Braineys cartoon kind of sums it up …

 That may be also why some of you still haven’t signed the petition below..

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What are you waiting for ?
It may be that you don’t think it will do any good, a sure sign that you aren’t as immune to the effects of the media brainwashing as you thought you were.
It may be that you are going to do it later, when you’ve got time to study the replies and make your own mind up.
I’ll help..this is the top rated comment at the moment, you may even recognise the style of writing.

   Integrity is essential in all sports. It is an integral element of competition if there is to be an equal opportunity for all to succeed. Over many years this integrity has been openly defiled, as in the case of drug abuse. However, there have been more underhand and less publicised methods used to provide a competitive advantage or disadvantage. It is unacceptable enough when inordinate investments, either private or public, skew equality but when those who govern a sport are possibly involved in providing unfair advantage, then sporting integrity is dangerously undermined. It is being suggested that the Scottish Football Association “knowingly and purposefully issued a licence to Rangers F.C. whilst the club was in breach of the required conditions surrounding overdue payables to H.M.R.C., enabling them to compete in the U.E.F.A. Champions League in season 2011-2012”. If this should be true, then there has been serious inequality and sporting integrity totally ignored in Scottish football in favour of one football club for at least five years. I am signing this petition because the Scottish Football Association has never responded directly or adequately to these accusations and shows no intention of clarifying its position in relation to this potential breach of U.E.F.A. rules.  

There are others which explain why the signatory has signed..

There has been a systematic failure by the SFA to administer the sport effectively; either through a failure of trust, a failure of administration – or both. There is little doubt in my mind, given the evidence we see before us that the governing bodies have made a serious ‘Error’ in the process of the UEFA licensing process. 

If I was a Celtic, Hearts, Dundee United or Killie fan, well the consequences for them in terms of lost financial and competitive opportunities are fairly obvious. 

The UEFA licensing issue is only a pebble in the sand of football incompetence and corruption, but it is a microcosm of what ails the game. The good of the sport, and not individual clubs, is paramount. 

The SFA cannot and will not deliver that. The SFA need to account for these findings.  

Some are shorter and straight to the point..

SFA corruption and bias has to be properly investigated and exposed.  

This body receives public funds & should be accountable to the public  

And so it continues, and if you haven’t signed yet, then sign it now.

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As the man says, and I think you know the answer to that…

Remember that tardis I used to use to pop back in time every now and again? That time when I came back and asked

“Did it work, did they only get nine in a row ? “

Well, the old beast has a couple of forward gears as well, and I went to have a read of the papers in the week running up to the clinching of ten in a row..

These caught my eye on the preceding sunday..

Celtic Playing Squad Jailed Under Offensive Behaviour Act

Rodgers Trial Begins Tomorrow

Celtic Park Closed As SFA Investigators Find Uranium Under south Stand

So you’ve got proof there of what will happen if you do nothing….

 

Its the Celtic AGM next week, the 16th, and the Celtic Trust would like you to support their Resolution, number 12 on this years agenda.. 

The Celtic Plc AGM will take place on Wednesday 16th November at 11am in Celtic Park.

We would encourage all shareholders to use their votes by proxying them if unable to attend the meeting personally.

A proxy vote can be cast either by returning the Form of Proxy sheet enclosed in the AGM papers which have been sent to all shareholders  by post or electronically by logging on the Computershare site using the individual login details on the same form.

We would draw your attention to this year’s Resolution 12 which will be proposed by the Trust and which requires the setting up of a Supporters Forum. For the first time the Celtic Board will support a Resolution bought forward by the Trust so we expect that it will be passed but it is still important that small shareholders also endorse this initiative.

To proxy your vote to the Trust, if returning the form by post ,please insert “Officer of the Celtic Trust” in the box provided. If doing so electronically you shoud click on “Officer of the CT” which will appear as a choice

Any shareholder is welcome to contact the Trust at theceltictrust@gmail.com if any further information is needed but please note the time to cast votes is now very short and they need to be with Computershare by 11am on 15th November.

Any shareholder can also nominate a proxy to attend the meeting in person by giving him/her their attendance card.

Good luck and get voting!

 

The Celtic FC Foundation held their sleepout in to raise awareness of the plight of the homeless. On a bitterly freezing night keynote speaker LordLivingston of Parkhead explained how he’s a Tim just like us…

A fantastic effort by all involved, and if a few people get a roof over their heads this winter, it was well worth it.
We mentioned the red tops at the top of the page, and we have to mention them again, to prove that they are beyond parody…
This from the Scottish Sun…
The old Rangers, of course, famously lent their manager Walter Smith to Scotland, until they needed him back.
They also supplied Sandy Jardine to play at right back, allowing Danny McGrain to play on his favoured left side.
Oh, and of course, they weren’t kicked out of the “Prem “.
They were liquidated. As we all know.
The Record came out with this back page after the Scotland defeat by the English…
Which was immediately edited on the grounds of accuracy by Cartuja, who is good at that sort of thing
This is what we are up against, and we must fight back.
Every chance we get we have to fight for honesty and transparency in the governance of Scottish football.
And we need the help of every Scottish football fan.
Even that lot, who may feel its all against them, whereas in fact the SFA allowed assorted crooks to widdle all over their club.
And no doubt will allow it to happen again. In fact, you could argue that they have more to lose than anyone.
Again.
Andy Lynch, the former Celtic left back, added fuel to the rumours of Steven Gerrard meeting up th his old boss at Celtic when he recited this story while publicising newly published book…

“The decisive factor could be that he is a real Celtic man. That took me by surprise when I met him at half-time during a Liverpool game at Stoke. I had travelled up from London with the club owners, Hicks and Gillett, to be guests of Liverpool. Gerrard wasn’t playing so at half-time he was introduced to me.

It was him who brought up the subject of Celtic and you could see he was pretty excited talking about it. He said ‘that’s my team, that’s who I support.’

Obviously, I’m sure he’s got a great love for Liverpool and I’m not saying Celtic would have been a greater love. But he was very adamant about his passion for Celtic and said whenever he gets opportunities he would come up and see them because that was his team when he was younger.”

Ah, he says this incident took place in Stoke, and as I didn’t see it, I’m saying it didn’t happen, which is the complete reverse of our usual editorial policy.
Here’s a wee game you can play, or even just use as the starting point for discussion.
Have a look at this list…
 And now look at this one…
Sjaak van den Helder, pictured below,
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was watching someone….who could it be ?
I think its Irelands number twenty, who could well be called in to do the Carlton Cole social manager type role…
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Or Stoke city’s Marko Arnoutivic…..
The caption competition from yesterday, based around this delightful picture of my dear wife waiting for me to come home after a long trip to Celtic Park, when she took my idea of dressing up a little too far,
Of course, that isn’t really her. Like she’d give me any warning before shooting me and bludgeoning the evidence…
As for the winner, someone is on a roll. Is he Susan Murphy reformed as a new reader, as she seems to have retired pretty much undefeated ?
Jez November 13, 2016 at 12:32 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption:- 

‘In the interests of public order, Police Scotland will be deploying special goal line officers to deter players from scoring against Sevco!’

Its funny cos its true, as I saw when i nipped forward to the future to have a look at the papers.
Today, a much more serious picture, and the more you ridicule those in it, the better you’ll feel.
Photo published for Ku Klux Klan group plans North Carolina rally to celebrate Donald Trump's election victory
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Mike Annis
7 years ago

Signed and shared.
Caption: Right, who knocked all their flutes?

Mike Annis
7 years ago

“Knicked” bloody auto correct.

connolly's chair
7 years ago
Reply to  Mike Annis

‘Nicked’ bloody pedantry auto correct!

mike
7 years ago

He He.

GarngadCanuck
7 years ago

Trump’s cabinet picks preparing for January’s inauguration!

Danny Bhoy
7 years ago

SFA and Sevco victory March after defeating the mighty Killie!

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: The LAPD take a stroll through Crenshaw in a bid to ease local tensions!

Nutty Nobbs
7 years ago

Caption: SFA joins Trump and Brexit voters in historic first meeting.

salad queen
7 years ago

super swally wants to see their faces!

The real anton rogan
7 years ago

The ghost of sevco future….

Steve Brown
7 years ago

Welcome Party for Donald Trump pack the streets of Larkhall

level 5 plant
7 years ago

The local KKK sevco supporters club show off their magic hats.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  level 5 plant

🙂

schoosh71
7 years ago

signed. The SFa throughout my lifetime have shown numerously that they take their lead from whomever sits at the top of the marble staircase, even if they are known crooks or vagabonds. The e-mail sent to Mr Whyte by Mr Regan in trying to ‘cover up’ the fallout of questions of the 20011 license being raised is a SACKABLE offence in any modern corporate environment on it’s own. Crooks in ‘SPORT’ don’t MIX. It’s time for a clear out with more females involved to end the old boy culture that should have died withe the end of the Commonwealth.

Family ‘Harassed’ so another 5 signatories.

WHY ANY Celtic supporter WOULDNOT sign this and have the possibility to become part of CELTIC HISTORY is beyond me and the next time you who don’t, look in the the mirror you bring shame on those who went before you and which name you still carry through this life. Get it done or have eternal shame wringing through your heart. HH

mike
7 years ago

Thanks for the info. on the Trust,we will cast our vote for them,petition signed,x2.

Caption, Knights in white satin,
a blast from the past,
there kind and terminology,
will never last.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
Morning big nose,
Let me know what your plans are for cup final day m8.
If you and the Wolfe are heading through to watch the game in Malones, i’ll go through with you two…..or 3 as your nose is the same size as an average adult male 🙂

If you don’t have my number or email, get it off Ralph……….or bobs wife.

Ken like.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Hi ya Monti, We canny make the game unfortunately,but plan on going thru to Malones,leaving about 6.30pm. We will bring our van to accommodate my nose and your wallet.or my 12 bore just in case you say that you forgot it,or Andyboy/come Henke says he isny going.
We will probably need the van to carry Ralphy to his digs,the word is he is looking to get pished,mortal,intoxicated,legless,so we will put rubber sheets on the flare.
Looking forward to meeting my daftie pals and hope to fuck that Bgbhoy disny sing.

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike, as you know, I will not set foot in Shampden, but I will be getting pished in Malones.

mike
7 years ago

Guid yin Henke,can i get your autograph?

Bring your wallets,we have a guid cause to support,namely the Lou McAry!s homeless shelter.Give good, be generous to a worthy cause.
Ralphy what about a wee fund raiser from the E-Timmies? You ken it makes sense,for Christmas.
Its the season to be jolly,tra la la la la la la.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mike,
No bother i’ll be in touch before the big day though.
Might get a lift back with you and the Wolfe?

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

You really are a sad individual Monti I think the two reasons you are on this site is to call people huns and to organise a night out……..”SADDO” do you not get out much.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

On the contrary i’m out with your wife all the time!

wulz
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

HAHA

FredCDobbs
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

never been into stirring other mens porrige

FredCDobbs
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

LEGO haven’t stated anywhere that this is about what the DM publish. Stating this is in fact agenda based reporting.

Cartvale88
7 years ago

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‘Where’s my sheets you tossers ‘ ‘
Totally agree with everyone you state about our unbiased media, anyone That still buys their drivel from a Celtic leaning background is sad.
The hatred of all things Celtic has increased since the resurgence of the tribute act, and the board should be doing a hell of a lot more. But the cash is rolling in why rock the boat.
There are supporters out there that are scene red, just look a how the sheepies finished their lates accounts.
Remember a few years ago the debate in the trash about Boyd being better than Henkie, That was the da I stopped buying tha garbage.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

” Resurgence ” ?
Surely you mean emergence?

Brencelt
7 years ago

Gladly signed.
Caption: To avoid embarrassment, the sevco Christmas party decide to hide their identities in a more socially acceptable outfit.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Brencelt

🙂

Dziekanowski's nightclub child
7 years ago

Caption: Linfield v Sevco annual orangefest is toned down a bit this year.

Brendan was at the Swindon game yesterday, I can only assume he was watching the Swindon keeper.

D'Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

DLC,

I think BR’s son plays for Swindon.

Hans Kelper
7 years ago

Caption: sevco fans on a protest march to hampden. Billy Fullerton (bottom-right of picture) leads the march, followed closely by the Fred the Flour Grader Flute Band, resplendent in their black two-piece suits and bowler Hats, accompanied by the “ladies”, resplendent in their white two-piece dress suits, matching white high-heels, and white handbags.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Hans Kelper

Hans,
Remember the white gloves….

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: SFA Halloween party night

The hand of god
7 years ago

I use new Daz ultra to get my robes whiter than white…Fred Trump

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: As Celtic announce a winter training camp trip to Dubai, here we see the magic hat put his charges through their paces in Armadale High street.
“The squad are in good spirits but one or two of them are felling a bit ropey”- said a second rangers member…err..spokesman.

Monti
7 years ago

First we had that fat cunt charlie Adam bleating about our Broony playing v England, now another fat cunt Kris Boyd is telling us that the demise of the national side is down to original rangers being ( cough ) ” demoted “? Hmmmmm

I blame the pies!

Stupid Huns

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I blame the Dutch.

Morto
7 years ago

Bit concerned about the list you published.
JVoH scouting but not sending them our way and, apparently, Kevin Dowling is a Bot Schafter!

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

Caption: What’s 2 miles long and has a shit every foot?

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

Perhaps the funniest movie scene I have seen in years
https://youtu.be/p7Ie9eg_FnQ

Monti
7 years ago

Quality!!

Monti
7 years ago

Charlie saiz,
Fucking Genius

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

One helluva Film that if you haven’t seen it?
It’s full on in places(slavery aspect) but well worth the watch.

FredCDobbs
7 years ago

send for the sheriff not the Marshall, for me is the best “funny” scene. Di caprio,s old ben scene is genius at work.

Monti
7 years ago

Charlie,
I have watched it more than once…great film!
have you seen ‘ The hateful eight ‘?

basqueceltic
7 years ago

The brit army???

Monti
7 years ago

Mikes nose?

basqueceltic
7 years ago

2,861 at 12-18 Basque time……keep her fuckin lit people,they dont like it up them.

mike
7 years ago

Welly done basque baby.

I really hope that Brendan and the Tic. do all that we can to help our Edinburgh cousins,we need to help Lenny by sending out some young Tic. players like Hendo,Ajer and others to get them back up to the top flight.
By loaning them some players in January,this assist can surely be a good thing,for both clubs.
They are a big club,we need them to help keep the gullabillies in there place.
If i could walk one hundred miles just to see those Hibbee smiles.

basqueceltic
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Good mornin my friend,agree with you totally……have a nice day.Lets get it up the fuckers.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  basqueceltic

Yes sir Basque. Same to yoo Basque baby.

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-

‘If Sevco did conga lines!’

Or

‘Even god gets Karma & when he ate too many milky bars…..!’

Steph
7 years ago

“Dave, Dave, look at the queue for season tickets”

salad queen
7 years ago

At least 20 years of huns/sevco/sfa cheating = dire national team.
The Republic,Wales and the six counties seem to be better organised!

CarllJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption:(This one’s for Ralph)…

@PhantomL5 leads supporters of Richard McGinley’s SFA petition in a candelight procession along Paisley Rd West towards the LoutsDen Tavern

Monti
7 years ago

Carl,
Why just for Ralph?
Crawling noel hunt 🙂

henkesdreadlocks
7 years ago

Caption…..

It’s probably the first time these manky bastards have seen a clean sheet.

basqueceltic
7 years ago

HA HA.

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Entire parade of KKK die from choking on yogurt after finding out there was a foreign culture in it.

Harry B
7 years ago

‘The Rangers’ unveil their new team kit for season 2017

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago

Caption: line for job to head up the Orange Lodges social outreach program get lots of goons to apply

Broxburnbhoy
7 years ago

That’s reminds me of the old joke – whats the difference between a yogurt and Australia – a yougurt can have its own culture – boom boom

Iancelt67
7 years ago

Caption
Loyal fans line up for petrolac cup final tickets circa 2015

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Always wondered how so many could get a Red-Neck with that outfit on.

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Naw Monti resurgence is the correct terminology, it means revival, or do u not do big words?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

So how do you revive something that’s dead?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Surely for something to be resurgent it would have to have been surgent previously?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Resurgent means to rise again, right?
So Cartvale are you saying it’s the same club?

Lol

Cartvale88
7 years ago

Caption
‘ the KKK marches to celebrate the resurgenc of all things orange, including the Trumpton presidency’

It’s amazing to think that this mob were creTed by emigre Scots, says it all really. Can’t wait for the real football to start.

TonyBliar
7 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

Nathan Bedford Forrest was born to a poor Scotch-Irish American family in Bedford County, Tennessee.

Monti
7 years ago

Cartvale,
My dad died in 1990, i’m just going to nip along to the Cemetery and try to revive him.
You appear to think this can happen……

Cartvale88
7 years ago

I despair, revival is not bringing back the dead, revival means a repeat of an old play or film.

You can have Revivalists in religion, Jesus Chris was not revived, but did rise again.
That group known as RFC was not a sentient being, it was a club, a group of people running a football club for better or worse.
It did not die it went into liquidation, went burst.
It’s entity was revived as the tribute act now known as Sevco or organisations of a similar name.
Look up the Oxford, probably a clear explanation of resurgence

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Cartvale88

No point in heading to the Cemetery then?

Jez
7 years ago

Captio:-

‘If Sevco did conga’s!’

Jez
7 years ago

Ffs I type that 10 times & the only time it actually posts is when I’ve spelt ‘caption’ wrong!???!!?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Jez

Haha 🙂

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago

Caption:
The now recycled Wurruld famoush Ibrox Gazeebo makes it’s entrance at the South Carolina Sash bash

shiltrum
7 years ago

Caption: Scottish Referees attend their annual pre season Meeting.

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

The KKK parade their glow in the dark winter collection.

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-

‘The Vanguard teddy bears march on Hampden in protest about accusations of bigotry!’

7 years ago

Caption: The wee Wullie Winkie appreciation society do their after 8 o’clock parade.

Cortes
7 years ago

Caption: “Hijabs must be banned” says Grand Wizard Billy McWilliams “in the interest of transparency”.

Monti
7 years ago

Caption: The KKK promote their new breakfast cereal ‘ honey nut 13 loops ‘

portpower
7 years ago

Well i`m aghast Ghirls and Bhoys.

For my spam folder is chockered up to the brim.

Thy Traynor Wheels & The Kerrst,(C/O L5) have demanded a request for their federate minions KeiFF & Jackden.

Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/Tyvn3QR7BRk

sevco artificial insemination FC.

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Right Billy Bob, did you pick up that mail slot fae Sammy?

portpower
7 years ago

We`re to Bless Klaxon Jackson`s wee Whitey tighty cotton gimcrack?

Viva la Percolator

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