International week again, which should keep those who don’t like football happy.
Scotland are playing England on Friday night, and whoever thought of that one needs a kick in the goolies, as by the time everyones seen the game, had a few beers and kicked each others heads in London and elsewhere, there’ll be calls for the game to be played a two oclock on a tuesday morning, but live on tv behind closed doors. ( Viewers in Scotland will have their own programme. )
Although because its the mother coountry Scotland are playing, its live on STV, who are proclaiming it as thpough they thought of it and are showing Sctland, whereas in fact its ITV showing England who just happen to be playing Scotland.
Martin Tyler and Brian Moore will probably be commentating, which at least is a change from Neil McCann.
McCann actually did say that “rangers ” have dominated all their games this season, except for the ones against Celtic, whilst covering the Ross County game on Sunday, proving beyond all doubt that he does watch the games, but doesn’t actually understand whats going on.
The point gained by the Ibrox side in a 1-1 draw will go towards chipping away at Celtics lead, but presumably no one has explained to the Ibrox club the the current Celtic tally is not the final one, like in cricket when one side is so far ahead they “declare “, and the hoops will actually be adding to what they already have, by roughly three tomes what the Ibrox cavaliers can manage.
There was no diary yesterday, by the way, as I went up to the hospital in the morning to see which bits the doctors would let me keep and which bits they would re[place, but they have decided to wait as the pain has subsded, meaning the disc, which according to the x ray protrudes about halfway into the spinal cord and therefore nerves, may well have popped back in.
Or it could be the tramadol, so by removing the tramadol slowly, they’ll be able to tell.
Clever blokes doctors. Cleverer than me, at any rate.
Last night, the Lennon CSc held its monthly meeting and Lou Macari, former Celtic player and manager, came along as we were discussing the next stage of getting involved in doing what we can to help with his centre for the homeless in Stoke on Trent
Theres a video of the opening of the centre here..
One of our first tasks will be to set up a justgiving type page where people can donate towards the costs of the centre, which due to a lack of council support is now entirely self funding.
I won’t be helping with that as apparently I’ve made an arse of our CSC facebook page and on no account am to be allowed anywhere near any such project again, but I am useful if anyone needs a lift.
After other club business, the evening became a walk down memory lane for Lou, as he told many tales of his time at Celtic as a player, his move to Manchester United and his time with the Scotland squad, which used to have some decent players.
It made for very interesting listening, and the tales of life under Stein and Fallon kept us so enthralled we hardly had anything to drink. A first for our club, though its not unusual to see a reluctance to go to the bar, this time nobody was bothered.
Macari has agreed to do a podcast with us, which we’ll sort out soon, and although initially I was interested in his time as a manager, which has hardly been spoken of since, there is little doubt we won’t get beyond his playing days.
Ever wondered why players get so many injuries these days ?
They’re not fit, and they are delicate, sensitive wee souls who don’t need to play every week to pay the mortgage.
Sounds about right if you ask me.
Just the same as you or i will battle to work if we’ve a cold or a dodgy back because we have to, as soon as these guys get a twingy metatarsal, the made up name for one of the bones somewhere near , or in, your foot, its a fortnight off and a couple of weeks convalescence.
One or two do suffer serious injuries, of course, but by and large the increased diagnostic technology these days makes these wee things easier to spot, and because the win bonus isn’t an essential part of a players domestic economy, then he can afford a wee break.
Some, of course, have got it off to an art form, such as Derk Boerrigter, the only player to complain of sunstroke while living in Glasgow.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch Celtic are among the favourites to sign Steven Gerrard, a promising youth player from Liverpool. At just 38 years old, he is tipped to have a great future in the game, and has worked with Brendan Rodgers before, when he was much younger in his early thirties.
Mikael Lustig has withdrawn from the Swedish international squad after he picked up a foot injury in the 3-0 win over Inverness.
“Sorry, I will not being going, I’ll be staying at home in Glasgow. I did a have a scan which showed nothing serious, but it’s bad enough that I can’t play for seven to ten days,
The SFA have some European money to allocate, for those of you who are researchers..
In 2015, UEFA launched a special edition of the Research Grant Programme to support projects developed for, and in conjunction with, its member associations.
Following on from the success of this initiative, UEFA has retained the same format for this year’s award.
The UEFA Research Grant Programme was created to support the work of researchers studying for or already holding a PhD and analysing European football from the perspective of a variety of academic disciplines.
The Scottish FA is keen to support further academic pursuits and are seeking interested parties from academic institutions in Scotland to submit potential projects for consideration by our Research Committee.
The Scottish FA are keen to hear from researchers regarding projects in the following areas:
1. Equality and Diversity
2. Bridging the gap between academy and first team football
3. Benefits of football within the wider community
Interested parties are asked to refer to the following process:
– Submission of an expression of interest by the 11th November 2016. This should be submitted to: research@scottishfa.co.uk
– Submission of a 2-page summary by the 9th December 2016.
This document should be sent to: research@scottishfa.co.uk and include the following:
– Brief outline of the project
– Proposed methodology
– Suggested timeline
– Status of ethical approval
The Scottish FA research committee will consider the initial applications. Successful applicants will be notified prior to Christmas. The projects identified will then be subject to the UEFA application process.
Final submission to UEFA is the 31st of March 2017.
Perhaps someone could look into the benefits of football in the wider community by the en-mass resignation of the SFA. Though you’d have to word the study “All The Great Things The SFA do. ” and just conclude that there aren’t any.
Regan, head of the SFA despite his lack of ability, wonders of a negative psyche is to blame..
“Ultimately when there is someone to blame, it is usually myself,”
I may be on the point of spotting the reason for that.
I don’t mind that, it comes with the territory. It can be wearing personally at times.
“There are enormous highs and huge lows. I think the national manager feels the same emotional rollercoaster. The difference in attitude and opinion towards the same group of players can be vast.
Aye, some think they’re crap, and others think they’re really crap.
“I still find it an incredibly negative environment at times.
I don’t know whether it is part of the Scottish psyche, whether there is so much demand and expectation that when things don’t happen, people feel really negative.
I find it very surprising. When I sit at Uefa and talk to colleagues they find it surprising that there is so much negativity in the Scottish media around the national sport.”
If only there was a grant available and I could do a wee bit of research into why Scottish football has a negative aura surrounding it..
For those of you in Fife, and of a certain age, have a look at this appeal.
If you can help, please do.
The written media continue to help deflect the flak froma piss poor ibrox side, who really need to rack up a few points from their “easier “games if they are to qualify for Europe without SFA interference, and the failure to win in dingwall was fully explained by under pressure rookie manager Mark Warburton
Yes, he was. By his own player.
Barrie Mackay, the latest superstar to roll off the conveyer belt at Auchenhowie, and favourite to be sold to keep the lights on this winter, added..
McKay warns Rangers player could suffer a serious injury due to “dangerous” play of Premiership rivals
Or tackling, to give it the proper technical term.
And that doesn’t account for the poor performance referee Andrew Dallas, who despite at least one glaring hnest mistake, may now find himself dropped from the “rangers ” squad as he didn’t give them a penalty and on ly added on five extra minutes at the end of the game.
There were more giggles when this tweet started doing the rouns, hinting at even more financial woes on the other side of the river..
Surely they sold enough tickets to cover it, or did the support know it wouldn’t pay out ?
Sundays caption, this one, has been explained..with an astonishing amount of foresight, and when this fellow puts his lottery on today, i’ll be looking over his shoulder at the numbers…
November 7, 2016 at 3:40 pm · Edit ·
Caption(winner) (well feck if raplh can vote for himself!!!)
Mike Ashely reveals the real name of rangers to the youth team and joey barton
Oh, and by the way, you’ll notice all the wee arguing posts are gone now. There’s a hint..Seventy Four comments chopped, and another half an hour I won’t get back.
Today, we’ve already mentioned how clever the mediacla men are, i wonder if there’s one out there who can explain this…
Caption: “Evolution, next step’s a Sevco fan.”
They are the first step 🙂
HH
Caption: Mark Warburton reveals his latest two pre-contract signings. Clint Hill will be dropped down to the youth team to facilitate the arrival of these more experienced players.
🙂
Ralph,
I read the diary often but have only commented once before – too many negative ones which is a shame, glad you’re trying to clean it up. The diary is brilliant though, please keep it going.
Serious one – re the justgiving site, I’m part of a homeless charity in Slough and we use justgiving at present – however they raised their admin cost per month to nearly £50 to use the service, therefore we are looking at an alternative for next year – BT’s my donate – which we understand is free. So please ask the Macari centre to carefully choose (Ralph, happy if they need advice for you to give them my email address).
p.s. a plug- we are sleeping out for the homeless in Slough on 25th November – if any Tims are in Slough area and want to come along to help raise awareness and funds please do so – we’re raising money for a night shelter in Slough for rough sleepers in the coldest winter months.
https://thelondonandsloughrun.com
Caption, Boney M. plays live at the Hydro.
By the rivers of Babylon,
thats where i!ll be,
with my buddy Monti,
just him and me.
He!s the wan on the right btw.
Too evolved M.
Caption:A few skeletons in the Ibrox cupboard. Sebo and Davie Dodds Elephant man
Caption….
Marek Hamsik linked with Sevco before and after photo.
Skeleton on left- is this the queue to the rangers? I heard they were coming?
Skeleton on right- don’t hold your breath mate. I was the same shape as you when i got here
Caption:
The year is 2050 Police Scotland discover the remains of two of the James Forrest Protection Society under a bridge in Tayside
bullying ^
Charlie saiz,
I see your ‘ help for heroes ‘ pals are selling nazi outfits and other assorted evil shite.
Those men who gave their lives in both world wars would be proud of that eh?
Not to forget their also selling anti islamic material as well eh?
You must have me confused with someone else Monti.
None of my pals have anything to do with that Charity as far as I am aware.
Besides if they did that would be their choice not mine.
Charlie saiz,
You sitting playing CoD with your lederhosen on?
World at War is best tanked up on Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier
Don’t knock it till you have tried it I say.
Prost!
My my, absolutely hilarious, how do you think them up? God, if I had that wit I wouldn’t have to work for a living………….. not.
Joe,
GENIUS!!
Caption
Meanwhile in The Historical Museum Of Terrorism
Skeleton 2 So what brings you here?
Skeleton 1 I’m Bomber Harris what about you old bean?
Skeleton 2 I was the actual primate in a minefield joke yeah I am a Baboom
Not bullying ^
Caption – 2 losers from blind date, Davie Dodds and Terry Hurlock.
Just stand there until Sevco win the league they said.
Caption:
Two of the Ibrox creditor list still waiting on payment!
right ime no entering the caption comp today cause montis wan wins it oot the park ……pint a guiness and glass a white and mckay monti
Caption: make no bones about it even with kenny miller and clint over the hill playing out of their skins – rangers are dead
Caption, Francie and Josey Deed on there feet after playing the Glesga Hydro.
no bad but no as good as montis
Caption: Rangeruz swoop to sign two new centre backs in the January transfer window.
“ronny deila is some sort of football sensei”
Still loyally waiting for 55. Bless
Caption ‘ Monti and Charlie Saiz continue their disputes after death’
Which is which leave it up to you.
Yes International week, gets your blood flowing if your from Outer Mongolia, cannot wait for the real footie to stat again.
Hope you are ok Ralph missed yesterday.
Love the sooth side, the story that keeps on giving. When do you think they will wake up to he dross, or are they like users in deep denial?
Cartvale,
I can confirm CS is on the right side as you look a it………
In the right as always.
Thank you sensible Monti 😉
Well one used to erect bridges for a living the other actually lives under one.
Caption…….
CSI man of misery has to give up his dream of fame and fortune on the comedy circuit, due to a bad case of malnutrition.
………….
HAHAHAHA
“Lean” Scott Brown lines up next to Lee Wallace for Scotland
RIGHT! Grrrr. Who wants a forking argument, eh?
Boney M (on left) sings the classic “Have you seen a handsome Hun?”
Skeleton on left saying: Told you son, all that marching isn’t good for you.
Caption – two lucky huns wait patiently for the next instalment of their halftime windfall prize.
HELP FOR HEROES:
“Get your union jack badge, busby badge and poppy……..and your hitler youth knife, ss badge and German luger”
Lol
Many Irishmen heard the call of Franco
Joined Hitler and Mussolini too
Propaganda from the pulpit and newspapers
Helped O’Duffy to enlist his crew
The word came from Maynooth, “support the Nazis”
The men of cloth failed again
When the Bishops blessed the Blueshirts in Dun Laoghaire
As they sailed beneath the swastika to Spain
” Officer in ze bunker, officer in ze bunker “
‘Viva la quinta burro brigada’
Pope Pius X11…anyone?
Caption:
Charlie saiz and Ronny Deila discuss tactics and stats to a bewildered etims audience…………
Caption: Level 5 now reached and ransformation complete the full effects of Rangersitis is revealed to Chris Jack by his family Doctor
Caption…Warburton denies servo are skint.
A wee blast of Schadenfreude courtesy of a quote used at the johnjames site:
In the context of today’s efforts against the Highland minnows, with the exception of Miller and MOH I would struggle to name anyone who doesn’t look either uncomfortable or, frankly, out of his depth. Even the keeper was abject pish today. I’ve held faith up until now. After all, Bears are not fickle by nature. But I just don’t see the argument that Warburton is doing a good job. I don’t see that he is justifying his salary, or worthy of the belief that many Bears are still affording him.I was devastated to my core four years ago. I’ve been largely miserable since. I can’t be truly happy in life when my beloved Rangers are in the shite and those scummy plastic fuck-ups are winning the trophies and going to Europe. And yet…I have been patient as we have all had to be. It was always going to take time for us to rebuild after Murray’s betrayal, Whyte’s incompetence, Green & Co’s opportunistic plundering. And, of course, our wonderful new Board have not invested as they indicated they would.But even taking all that into account. This is not right. We are not moving forward like we should be at this stage and I can no longer see Warburton turning it around.”
Caption: An archaeological dig under Edmiston Drive provides evidence of a missing link between the Neaderthal, Denisovan & Homo Sapiens species. Previously unknown to science, the genus Hunus Gullibillis (right), thought to have become extinct 2012 Million years ago, is set to challenge the bony-eared assfish as the creature with the smallest brain to mass ratio (<look it up!). Recent tests of mitochondrial DNA of humans in nearby Copland Rd strongly indicate that up to 55% of the genome of blue-daubed HUNter-gatherer tribes visiting this area may made up of this unique ancient human lineage.
Winner of the daftest entry ever in the caption competition.
Ma een are bleedin.
Brilliant!!
HH
Ah here we go again. The Etims Hyena pack in full swing. First monti puts out the bait waiting for someone to bite,as soon as someone does bite Andy bhoy runs from behind Monti and has a wee nibble then runs back. On a good day you might get Bgbhoy circle the prey with the other two hyenas. If the prey doesn’t agree with the pack we are in for a long tedious day of photos of various Donkeys which they still laugh at. (that’s hyenas for you)and the same boring name calling from both sides.
Okay i am having a wee joke you guys can be great,but ffs guys can we try and get a day without all this bitching it is fucking boring. 😉
After all the the thing that brings us together is our love for Celtic and the fantastic time and effort from both Ralph and Desi that makes this site what it is. And no I’m not trying to suck up to Ralph monty 🙂 We are having a great season let bygones be bygones. Hail Hail
Shug,
You seem more worked up than anybody else, calm doon!
Caption:Denis and Margaret Thatcher appear on tonights episode of ‘ Most Haunted ‘.
🙂 Topper Monti
🙂
HELP FOR HEROES:
” Get your raffle tickets from Captain Smyth at the table….
First prize….A trip to Auschwitz dressed as Josef Mengele (nazi uniforms provided by the British Army. Contact oberstrandfuhrer Nigel von Moenchen)
Second prize…….Day trip from Dresden to Buckingham palace to meet the relatives.
Third prize……Two tickets to visit the Luftwaffe veteran core!
Vot re you zaiting for
Caption
Ralph explains proper forum decorum to the rabid pack
Cap “Clint Hill and lee Mcculloch waiting for the 55”
Caption: As the secret waterpipe running from a local church into Ibrox stadium is unearthed, these two pipefitters are thought to be the original skeleton crew, working on the pipeline.
Caption:
Mike ( on the right ) get’s his dental xray results after yesterdays visit to the dental practice.
ken like
Caption…….
Deila and Collins still waiting on a crack at the Champions League group stages.
Caption, Andybhoy and BgBhoy wait at the swally for Monti to buy a round.
Cheeky bastard!!
You better be at the next one ya auld cunt!
cup final day out lads……
Yep, as it is truly me going for 55.
Count me in m8!
Charlie saiz, get your arse up the road for it!
🙂
Winner, Michael Winner,he he.
Caption:2077
The remains of Mario Kempes and Carlos Tevez are Sainted by the Vatican in Buenos Aires
Caption:
On the left of your screen we have a fine figure of a man from Rothesay
On the right a man called Rossi
After years on the comedy circuit, that constitutes a fine figure of a man.LOL!!
Fom the man they called donkey, when really he wished it was horse.
More comebacks that Status Quo 😉
Been round the circuit more times than The Doctor
That’s my brother Franks band.
how did he do/know that?? ^^^
When everyone signed the petition last week, to oust the bastards in the SFA.
ah that was clever, knock on the door at midnight shortly
Operation Light a Shite has commenced ETA 2400 hours
Caption : 55 years later ” Are we their Yet!”
We will gather roses in the sun,baby,
i want to fiddle with Susannas bum, baby,
then when we finish we!el have sum fun, baby,
Then settle down with a bottle of rum, baby,oh baby.
mike are you for the cup final or a few in glasgow, think ralph is coming up for the weekend…
No ticket Bgbhoy,but mibbee meet up later?
im asking for a load of tickets, though andybhoy is refusing to go to the game…. so there will be a few in malones anyway
Bgbhoy any word on tickets man city away yet m8
Will give you shout soon Jimmy
Ive just had my daughter and mine cancelled on us, please keep us in mind anyone if you hear of any tickets going please
Cheers m8
Caption
Posthumous get together for old mates to our left Billy McNeil and on our right John Greig
Very good iancelt, I was thinking the same thing.
Caption: Derk Boerrigter story
‘ From beginning to treatment table ‘
Caption… Dale King’s kid’s finally get their hands on their inheritance..
Off topic; But just seen on facebook where my cousin’s grandson, Danny Kierins has recently been playing for Ballymote Celtic’s U-14s in the Connaught Cup, had 5 straight wins, and Bbeat Boyle Celtic U-14s 5-1, imitating the score of the Glasgow Bhoy’s against the Huns. Looks like Ballymote is carrying on the good works of Brother Walfrid. Hope somebody will pass that bit of information onto Snivelling Keevins about what’s happening on his grandparents home town. Hail. Hail.
Caption:
sevco`s breakfast health concerns for Wallace and Waghorn.