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Celtic Diary Thursday October 27: Late Storm Strikes The North

Celtic extended their lead at the top of the imaginatively named Scottish Premiership with a crushing 4-0 win over a valiant Ross County up in Dingwall last night.

With closest challengers Aberdeen and Hearts suffering defeats-Hearts last night to Kilmarnock and Aberdeen the night before to Willie Collum-only St. Johnstone of the big three rivals picked up any points, after they were held to a 1-1 draw away at plucky newcomers “rangers “, who themselves were thankful for the point as it means they are slightly closer, in points, to the top than the bottom.


TEAM
P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Celtic 9 4 0 0 17 3 4 1 0 13 5 22 25
2 Aberdeen 10 3 2 0 9 3 2 1 2 8 6 8 18
3 Up St Johnstone 11 2 1 2 5 6 3 2 1 9 5 3 18
4 Down Hearts 10 3 1 1 11 4 2 1 2 5 5 7 17
5 Rangers 10 2 3 0 6 3 2 1 2 6 9 0 16
6 Up Inverness CT 11 2 2 2 10 9 1 2 2 6 9 -2 13
7 Up Kilmarnock 11 1 2 2 6 9 2 2 2 6 11 -8 13
8 Down Hamilton Accies 10 2 2 1 5 4 0 3 2 7 11 -3 11
9 Up Partick Thistle 10 1 3 2 7 8 1 1 2 5 6 -2 10
10 Down Ross County 11 1 1 3 4 10 1 3 2 4 8 -10 10
11 Down Motherwell 10 1 1 3 6 10 1 2 2 5 7 -6 9
12 Dundee 11 0 2 4 4 10 1 1 3 5 8 -9 6

Updated 26/10/2016 at 21:40

With another tricky away game at Aberdeen at the weekend, Celts have a chance to pull further away from the dogfight between the next three sides, which in turn would allow a little breathing space as the busy pre Christmas period begins to take its toll.

 In fact, if the superb start to the campaign continues, Celtic may well secure enough points by May to make a genuine case to be awarded next seasons title as well, allowing the club to concentrate fully on just the cup competitions.

Nine games, eight wins, one draw and thirty goals scored is as good as any of us could have hoped for , and despite the eight changes to the starting line up last night, those selected were too strong for County, who didn’t deserve to be on the end of a four goal hammering.

Patrick Roberts, handed his first start for a while, opened the scoring after just a couple of minutes, but the travelling support had to amuse themselves by going through the away fans songbook until the impressive Stuart Armstrong grabbed a second while the backroom staff were gathering their stuff together ready to head back to the bus, and further goals from substitutes Scott Sinclair and Moussa Dembele meant that anyone leaving the ground early missed all the fun.

 Manager Rodgers was impressed with his charges in the game against what he called “one of the best teams we have played so far “,

“Our thinking going into the game tonight was that prior to this we had played a lot of games, The intensity I ask the players to play at needs to be at a high level with that variety in the game and the young players that came in delivered.

“Emilio (Izaguirre) and guys like that haven’t played for a long time and I thought they were outstanding but it was a tough game. Ross County are one of the best teams we’ve played.

“It’s a beautiful little stadium, the pitch was brilliant and really conducive to a good football game and I though that’s what it was but I’m very pleased with the players because we kept another clean sheet and like what good teams do, we started quickly and finished strongly.

“They produced another very good performance.” 

Rodgers simply wanted to rest a few, and although there were a few eyebrows raised when he announced the team, and a few more during the game, it all turned out fine.

“That was the plan for tonight so it couldn’t have gone any better, I think the game was played at a real good tempo and intensity again and we know it’ll be a tough one for us (against Aberdeen).

“All the games we’ve had have been tough games and the scoreline looks good but that’s credit to the players and their work, their spirit and their quality. We’ll expect another tough game.” 

There was reassurance that everyone who was left out is fully fit, and he also took the opportunity to show his man management skills to a wider audience, which wasn;t missed by the more eagle eyed observer. ( me )

“Every single one of them is totally fit, I gave a rest to Scott Brown tonight because he became a father again for the third time. Three boys he’s got now. He wanted to come but I said, ‘listen, look after your wife.’ Family is more important than football.

“It’s nice for him to get a breather because he’s been absolutely incredible and he’ll go into the game on Saturday super fresh, strong and now a father of three. They’re all feeling well.”

Three weans in the hoose ?

And he calls that having a rest ?

I’m sure his wife would have appreciated having a Broony to look after as well having just had another baby. I know mine couldn’t get me back to work quick enough after our third was born.

And I wasn’t even on nights.

It is testament to Rodgers that he has managed to keep the fringe players happy enough to come on and perform as well as they did last night, though there may be doubts about Leigh Griffiths, who endured a frustrating evening, which saw him booked for allowing County goalkeeper Scott Fox to run out and kick him.

With referee Alan Muir having set that particular precedent, it was no surprise in the second half when Craig Gordon, who is virtually re educating himself with the game and its demands,

flew out of his box to place his knee firmly in the back of an onrushing county forward.

Bizarrely this time the referee booked the keeper, which left us all a little confused but then again, in a week where referees have fought bitterly to outdo each other for the prestigious Etims Knob of the Week award, we shouldn;t be too surprised.

 Still, although Muir didn’t manage to outdo his more experienced colleagues Collum and Thomson, he still has a few wonderful moments in his own career that stand up there with anything achieved by scotlands most consistent music hall duo.

Image result for alan muir referee

The Birmingham Mail sports section claims that Manchester United are the latest club to have a look at Moussa Demebele, as they reacted to a tip off from from a Mr. Griffiths of Leith.

Note that its a Birmingham paper covering a Manchester united story, which shows how well regarded the big two Birmingham sides are in their own city… or do we see something more sinister here…?

Manchester United have reportedly sent scouts to watch Celtic striker Moussa Dembele , according to our sister title The Daily Record.

The former Fulham striker has excelled since moving north of the border in the summer.

He was the hero against Rangers at Hampden Park on Sunday and United sent scouts to check on him, reports the Daily Record.

However, Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers opted to rest the Frenchman with Leigh Griffiths starting against Ross County.

Old Trafford talent-spotter Stephen McCarthy was dispatched to the Global Energy Stadium to run the rule over the strike sensation during the Premiership clash.

Dembele has already scored 14 goals – including a hat-trick against Rangers last month and a double in the Champions League thriller with Manchester City two weeks later.

He was also the hero in the Hoops’ 1-0 Betfred Cup triumph over their Glasgow rivals – his 87th-minute winner sending Brendan Rodgers’ side into the Final against Aberdeen.

Dembele – who earlier this week was urged to stay in Glasgow’s East End for another two years by Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane – is one of Europe’s hottest properties, missing out on the prestigious Golden Boy prize to Bayern Munich star Renato Sanches.

Demebele doesn’t need an agent, and when he does leave Celtic, someone will be after his cut, having done more to promote him than anyone else…

Image result for fat controller laughed

Meanwhile, the Fat Controller has his work cut out today closer to home as Joey Barton, the “rangers ” blue chip summer signing is due a meeting with the man whose job he thought he was getting when he signed.

Warburton, however, won’t lay down to Barton, but he has thought of something else, to probably spice things up a bit, as their relationship has soured somewhat..

All these little side issues keep the publics attention away from the real stories at Ibrox, one in particular which will appear on this site a bit later, and there is more concern in the press to keep the massive Ibrox support absorbed elsewhere.

And the less obese as well, presumably.

Astonishingly, it appears an English side are head hunting the Ibrox manager, seemingly impressed by his record of five wins in the league since March.

To clarify, thats the month of March, and not the event of a similar name which they are quite fond of down Kinning Park Way.

From The Sun…

Wigan want Warbs! Latics make Rangers boss Mark Warburton

their top target.

RANGERS boss Mark Warburton has emerged as a top contender for the Wigan Athletic job.

Latics supremo David Sharpe, who sacked Gary Caldwell on Tuesday, is a fan of the Ibrox manager.

And Warburton — whose side drew 1-1 with St Johnstone last night — has been added to a shortlist that includes out-of-work Karl Robinson.

 

Wigan have been on Warbs’ trail for a couple of years, trying to get him as director of football when Uwe Rosler was in charge.

Sharpe dealt with Warburton and got on well with him when he took Martyn Waghorn, James Tavernier and Rob Kiernan to Rangers last season.

Sharpe has admitted to close friends that he wants to speak to a mystery candidate who is “currently in a job” before finalising his decision on a new boss.  

Complete nonsense ?

Maybe, but the transparent attempt to make Warburton look wanted is the latest in a long list of press releases designed to do that, and its all becoming a little tiresome.

The show needs some new characters to maintain its high level of comedic output, and bosses are believed to be in talks with the very man who can restore it to its former glory..

Image result for ally mccoist gardening leave

All of this, of course, depends on how quietly Joey Barton slips off into the sunset, but the stress isn’t helping Warburton, who last night appeared to be trying to seek some sort of divine solution to his problems,

Maybe he should look to religion for comfort and inspiration.

Maybe even emulate Jesus by pretending to be dead and disappearing for three days.

There was controversy this week with the latest instalment in the long running new fad known as cyber abuse. A member of the staff at Seamill Hydro, once the playground of European champions, had sent out an offensive tweet… the Evening Times takes up the story…

A luxury Ayrshire hotel has apologised after one of its chefs caused outrage on social media after he called Celtic fans ‘scum’ on Twitter.

Scott Mcqueen- who works at Seamill Hydro- also branded Hoops fans “c****” who should be “round up like cattle and shipped off to a muslim country.”

The Hotel has since taken to Twitter to publicly apologise for Mcqueen’s actions.

Bosses posted: “Thank you to all who have brought a personal post from an employee to our attention, it is disgusting, offensive and entirely unacceptable.

“Seamill Hydro would like to offer an unreserved apology for the obvious offence caused by the personal post of an individual employee.”

 Apparently the lad had been previously moved to the kitchens from the swimming pool as he had upset Moslem families by tapping the “No Bombing”sign every time they walked past it.

Caption competition now, and yesterdays picture…

A mother and her children made a practice run for their $5,000 steel backyard fallout shelter in Sacramento, Calif., in 1961.

presented us with a clear winner…

jimmybee October 26, 2016 at 11:34 am · Edit · Reply →

Caption : Quick kids yer Da said he was going to take you to Ibrox today. 

Will todays ?

Kodak Projector, 1954

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7 years ago

Two for 1 Cinema tickets from Tena lady

7 years ago

Just think for a second….today down at Ibrox and Level 5 HQ( same thing – Ed) … theres gonna be a bunch of guys trying to spin a story about having to try and pay off an over paid diva who has them by the short and curlies.

It doesnt matter what “agreement” is reached or sold as “rangers held fast against the culproit” nonsense that gets fed..we all know they have made yet another rod for their own back.

Main questions are:

Does Joey Barton take payment in instalments?

Will he need to get his money ring-fenced?

Will he laugh when they ask for a confidentiality Clause?

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Desimond

im hearing he will be back training by monday

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

bring back joey bring back joey must be the chant at pittodrie on saturday

mike
7 years ago

For me the dynamics of last nights game changed when Brendan brought on his substitutes.
Biton stiffened the defense which looked shaky till then.
Sinclairs play added pace and directness,while Dembele caused panic for R.C. at the back,his marker should have been sent off.
Gordon, Izzy, Hendo and Sviat were good,the rest of the team looked what they were,our back up players.
The Support were as usual majic,they should reward these supporters some how for there sheer indefatigueability.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

i though armstong was the best player on the park last night and who learnt you that fancy word a bet you got help tae spell it ha ha

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Armstrong has found his level SPFL. he is to weak for me better than McGreeger but,he gets pushed of the ball far to easily.
Ma big brain keeps pushing ma skull case oot,i hiv to keep shoving it back in.
Cheeky keech,just cos you learned how to post videos?next yoo will be teachers pet.Haw Maw.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

wan for mike the fermer https://youtu.be/HoG2HYmRcRg

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

What the ad?
Wait till i find oot who instructed yoo in how to post these videos and yootube posts theyr deed,deed, deed.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

ime no wan for grassin but it wis monti ha ha

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Agree mike most of them just make up the numbers nowhere goodenough for Europe/Europa.

ewanbhoy
7 years ago

the gamble last night to rest so many players paid off but we rode our luck at times and ross county were unlucky they didnt get an equalizer but when we brought on our big guns the difference was huge.
i think we will destroy Aberdeen on Saturday 4-0

mike
7 years ago

Caption, Celtic T.V. reaches out to its main audience.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption…..

Level 5 brainwashing techniques scene 1.

Wufti67
7 years ago

Did anyone see B.T. Coverage from the start,Sutton had Craigan spluttering it was only 1-0 when they were talking about sundays game.It was a brilliant wind up and Craigan bit like a good un , he couldnt help himself.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Wufti67

craigon is just a hun wae a mask on it slipped last night

Phaco
7 years ago
Reply to  Wufti67

What’s big Sutton like? He’s a bad man. Hh

schoosh71
7 years ago

Lets awe laugh at ‘the rangers,
Lets awe laugh at ‘the rangers,
Ha-ha ha-ha
Ha-ha ha-ha
let awe laugh at ‘the rangers’ HH

7 years ago

Caption: Susan Boyle shows footage of her latest album videos to the deaf school!

Doc
7 years ago

Top performance last night from all the players except Gamboa, didn’t defend well, and Lustig, still not a centre back. Really entertaining first half, County started targeting our week links in the second half but Biton put a stop to it when he came on. Henderson and Roberts were the stand outs for me.

Caption: “Class, we’re not learning english or maths today. Instead, we’re watching Wolfe Tones – On The One Road”.

7 years ago
Reply to  Doc

Doc,
Armstrong?

Doc
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

What about him?

7 years ago
Reply to  Doc

First man on the moon apparently….

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Henderson just another plodder,offers nothing delivers less.

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  john young

Clueless^

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Monti, don’t worry I see what you see. In the next 3 years you will see much of that team last night being lauded by this lot.

7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Uralius,
Winning 0-4 in Dingwall is a very good result, for it to be achieved with 8 changes to the side is very pleasing indeed.
Really enjoying my football again and value the players efforts!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wooo steady oan there,verily pleasing old bhoy,what you mean is it was pish.

Danny Bhoy
7 years ago

The Jesus quip isn’t funny either, you work in the Seamill Hydro as well?

7 years ago
Reply to  Danny Bhoy

Silver spoon brigade are out i see….

wulz
7 years ago

Running away with the league already
IN BR WE TRUST
HH

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Mike armstrong was motm , scored a great goal and you havnt mentioned him in your ones who had a good game . For me hes been brilliant the last few games and deserved of a slot in midfield

john young
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Hes proved often enough in past games that he is not up to it,SPL maybe?forget it against sterner opponents.

7 years ago
Reply to  john young

John Young,
PISH!

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Not for me Dell,i admit he has been playing well recently,but i think that we can do better,bet he Brendan brings in another Mid. in Jan.
I was a big fan of Armstrong but his earlier performances when he was pushed of the ball far to easily has kinda put me of him,i sincerely hope that he proves me wrong,McGreger to,flatters to deceive,good going forward but weak in tracking back and tackling.
Christie also,mibbee to young to judge but not showing much either,same as the lad who was loaned out down south,not Tic. quality.
Hendo. is the only one IMHO who will make the grade as a first team pick for the Tic.
Just my opinion.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Delbhoy

Del i did reply but its disapeared,you probably would not agree anyway.

mike
7 years ago

The word out last week that some ninety scouts watched a 17 year old play in a senior match,was incredible.
Three countries are vying for the 13 year old Karamoko Dembeles services is even more remarkable.
Where does it end? Broonies days old son signed yet?
It is a youngsters dream to play fitba.but they absolutely must be left to grow up in to adulthood,the growing process of mind and body must be completed before the corruption of senior fitba. is entertained.

7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Its a shame,this young lad is subject to such media attention now. Such is the power of social media nowadays.
I coached for many years and always started at under 7s and took the boys through to under 16s.
We had any a good player and all our players were local. We didn’t poach players like so many did. We had an ethos of local players coach them football and teach them to have great pride in their community.
Of course the intervention of the big clubs,would always entice the players away.
What irked me was that we coached those kids from 6 years of age when they didn’t know what to do with a football then at 11 or 12 in came the big guns,not a thank you not a set of strips or some training equipment.Nothing.
They do nothing for grass roots football and just come and take your best players to someone else takes their place.
Its sad,but its how it is. Let the youngsters enjoy their football,and reward the local teams when you take away the players they have had since they couldn’t head a ball.
HH

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  jimmybee

Its so disappointing jimmy that the rich clubs are so determined to pick up the young talent at any cost,hoovering them up. It must be so frustrating to spot or coach youngsters and develop them for such a small fee or nout at all.
Bosman has so many positives for players but it still has issues,that could/should be addressed.
Its that old heed in the sand,oh its what we did before attitude,that officials should be addressing.

The Charlie Saiz International
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Spot on Mike.

charlie
7 years ago

caption father murphy shows st marys wains his hampden in the sun tape

andybhoy
7 years ago

Oh aye Monti.. got you a ticket for the cup final big man…..Enjoy.

7 years ago
Reply to  andybhoy

Quality m8, i’ll give you a call about the details.
Not been to any of the previous round league cup games, but i’ll take the ticket for the final gladly m8.
Nice one!

andybhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

No bother M.

charlie
7 years ago

wee joey will tell the zombies he is ready to invest 30million of his wains inheritance and fat derek will cheer i like the cut ae his jib and theyl all live happily well maybe no happily but ever after ha ha

7 years ago

Caption: Holy cross girls sex education class.
Girls the picture on the left is the penis, the one you thought is actually Joey Barton. Now stop laughing.

7 years ago

caption
moussa has other talents apart from scoring hat tricks

mike
7 years ago

Instructions oan fermin.For townies.

1. Sheep are great,grass cutters,woolly jersies,easy on the eye and make a guid ride.
2. Coos are great,big munchers,luvly to look at and wee coos make a good dinner and wi a pair of steps a guid but dirty ride.
3. Sheep dugs are greedy, cunning nippy sweeties,if yoo are into Sado Masochism like Monti,well they kin if yoo are careful make a guid ride.
These words are taken directly from the Aberdeen Times.
Baaa Meh Meh Baaa.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  mike

Mair likely the Press & Journal or the Evening Express there Mike.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Uralius

Yes,you are correct Uralius,my thinking is a tad negative today,i need a guid kick up the baws,to refocus on my work of entertainment without talent.My speciality is positivity as well as pish spelling and poor grammar.
Time for bed and to feel my age.Hope she isny sleeping.

Ralphy,hope you are sleeping,och dinny be silly,he wis sound asleep at 6.00pm.The tramadol a ding dong is taking effect.He is dreaming of tomorrows Diary and what pish he is gonny write,as well as his wee legs will be moving around just like a dug having a dream,Woof Woof,thats right Ralphy,time for walkies.

Delbhoy
7 years ago

Im sure it will appear mike . John i dont agree, armstrong before celtic bought him was the hottest property in the country , hence why we paid a large fee for him. He has played all levels of international football and was fantastic for dundee united including against us a few times, bit harsh to say hes found his level in the spl do you not remember him playing against inter in the san siro and scoring against them. I believe he just needs a permanent place and he will get better and better

charlie
7 years ago

joey has chucked the french accent since he came to glesga heres his statement after todays meeting https://youtu.be/IsZM2qU1FUE

wulz
7 years ago

Agent Barton remains suspended indefinitely, draining away their £££££££££££££££££££
HH

7 years ago

Think the criticism of some players last night is a bit harsh.
Brendan knows he needs to give them game time and to get them match fit.
The main reason why a major shake up is required,and proper reserve team football returned to the premier league teams.
Those players needs a run out,and probably need a couple of more games.
Funny how no mention of league reconstruction has been muted since the arrival of sevco.
The governing body show that only one club matters to them. Scotlands shame..

portpower
7 years ago

sevconians are so good they`ve even reinvented

a New Balance to tightrope the gap.

sevco Gers Are Pish FC.

portpower
7 years ago

Caption:

Bearetts enjoy the film screening of;

Warbo does Wigan.

portpower
7 years ago

Tomorrow`s SMSM front-page headline:

Sleeveen Scouser leaves Ibrox up on bricks.

mike
7 years ago

The governing bodies at the SFA join there compatriots at the F.A. UEFA and FIFA in accepting a cushy job without much in the way of requisite skills.
How often do we hear, i am an administer,not a hoor.Well sorry you are both,if that is what it takes to SELL fitba.at each level.
There should be more to it than that auld boys club,where it only takes a handshake or a nod from a pal for someone to gain entry to the top tier of fitba.
The sport, our sport,should be better officiated and better promoted,to accept mediocrity is no excuse,we need better governance,to continue the popularity of fitba.

portpower
7 years ago

Well, that`ll be another sevconian on
gardening leave?

Just whistle while you work it, Joey Fenian.

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  portpower

Where are they gonny get all that dung for the floooers Port,well they arent called the great unwashed for nout.They will just scrape it of there pants.

portpower
7 years ago

Mike, Ibrox is the money makin` potato field.

with a roof not fit for purpose and the use of
a mineral nutrient solutions in a water solvent
all but an outsourced liquid flow,

Hydroponics is out of the question then. 🙂

sevco soiled culture FC.

portpower
7 years ago

🙂 FFS,

Spiers & English are now comin` across as the

battle weary bolstered duo.

Uralius
7 years ago

Caption: Level 5 have branched out into educational shows for children. Attempting to create a whole new generation of zombies who think they are the peeple!

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