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Celtic Diary Thursday October 6: Startling Transfer News

Former Celtic midfielder/forward-I didn’t see enough of him to decide -Derk Boerrigter has been in talks with Roda JC coach, Yannis Anastasiou, and he might well get a contract out of it.

Cunningly timed with the club doctors annual leave, Boerrigter will check the on site  medical facilities before agreeing to join the Dutch club, while we reckon the coach will be undergoing a check up himself.

Presumably from the neck up.

Someone else who might need to be examined for signs of stress or anxiety is the fellow who decided to play thirteen year old Karamoke Dembele in a development game. If the idea was to get him used to world wide media attention at an early age, then its worked, but otherwise it appears to have been a bit of a PR faux pas. With his picture plastered in every newspaper, accompanied by stories of which record he will break first, the youngster may well now feel he has arrived, and will also find himself open to offers from other clubs, which may well prove hard to resist.

Have the club learned nothing from the Islanm Feruz debacle?

League sponsors Ladbrokes opened a book on him, with 7/4 being offered on him becoming the youngest ever player to play for the first team. If only I’d known, a wee word with Brendan, a brown paper bag and I’d never have had to work again. Since then, Ladbrokes have apologised and withdrawn the offer, after criticism from the Childrens Commissioner, who I think was the bad guy in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

Though, frankly, I wouldn’t take anybody who commissions children for a living seriously.

Nor would I take Ruud Gullit seriously, who did his bit to heap more pressure on the little fellow;

“Scotland don’t have many great players at the moment but they do have a 13-year-old who looks pretty special.

“The basic problem is that, in the past, a lot of Scottish players played for the biggest teams in England. That doesn’t happen any more and the national team suffers because of it.

“I saw Dembele on YouTube. What a player! He is exceptionally good and left-footed as well. “I was also very young when I made my first-team debut.

When I was 14 I was playing with the Under-18s, so that is quite a jump as well.

“I was bigger and stronger, though, so that was different.  

“This kid is only small but this will help him get a physical presence.

“He has to deal with that so it could be an advantage for him to play with older players. “I love to see players like that and, while this is great experience, we also have to give him time.” 

We could also stop talking about him. Like I’m going to now.

Another young Celt, though technically this one isn’t ours yet, drew attention to himself in an England under 20 international when he finished of a move that involved the Dutch not getting a touch on the ball for around a full minute due to the short passing and movement employed by the English;

patrick-roberts-goal

Patrick Roberts, surely the next big signing to go along with James McCarthy in January should be snapped up now, before he gets his head turned by better offers. Though he probably has a way to go yet to reach the level he is claimed to be at by one observer on twitter;

Patrick Roberts is the English Messi! 

Then there’s Moussa Dembele, who was called up for France under 20s this week. He seems to have his feet on the ground , though, and says he wants to be here for a while yet;

“My ambitions, as I said on the first day when I signed for Celtic, is to be one of the best strikers in the world. 

“That starts from playing in games like the one against Manchester City, but also in training, so I have to give my best and try to improve and learn every day.

“I always say that you don’t need to speak about yourself.

“The pitch and the game will speak for you and that’s what happened against Manchester City.

“I don’t need to explain myself or say why I came here, people just saw in the game and they know why I came here.

“It was the right thing for me and the right choice. 

“Celtic is a family club, so there’s a special relationship between the players and the fans and you cannot see this at any other club in the world.

“I’m glad to be here and have this family around me.”

 “I knew otherwise I wouldn’t have signed. “As soon as I heard from Celtic, I spoke with my family and we decided to come here. 

On the one hand, its great to have players of the calibre of Roberts and Dembele at the club. With expensive foreign imports the order of the day down south, youngsters at those clubs will not be given the time or the attention needed to break through to the top level.

If we can find a few more with the right attitude, and the lengthy commitment needed, then we could be onto something here.

There will be defenders and midfielders of equal calibre. All we have to do is find them, and show them how much better Roberts and Dembele are doing by moving north.

It need not be restricted to just youngsters. some who have lost their way could be on the radar as well. Scott Sinclair is proof that not all of those who failed to fulfill potential were in it just for the money. Again, a lot of work is needed to find the right player, and they would need to be watched for a while to be certain they are of the right mentality, but they are there, and, if they have the right attitude,  they would be delighted to come to Celtic.

If we can keep a side like that together for a few years, the sky is the limit.

Well, that and wages, I suppose.

It wasn’t wages that led to Colin Kazim Richards departing the club when Brendan Rodgers came in, and neither was it that Rodgers didn’t want him. The big striker maintains that his heart was set on a move to Brazil, and thats why he went. In fact, he would have gone before he came to Celtic, but what interest there had been from Brazilian clubs didn’t materialise, so he came to Celtic instead.

Colin Kazim Richards and Carlton Cole.

Derk Boerrigter.

When I think of what might have been….

 

 

Image result for shocked baby face

I came across an interesting wee fact the other day while browsing through the interweb, which should take your mind of that forward line mentioned above. Its the top goalscorers ( Celtic )  in europe chart;

Of the current squad, Kris Commons is on ten, and Leigh Griffiths just behind him with nine. Which kind of kicks the “can’t do it at the top level ” into touch.

Griffiths and Dembele has the potential to be a rewarding partnership. Lets hope we get to see them play together for a few games, to see how it develops.

 

Away from football for a moment, though its kind of linked, the government, now under that lovely lady Theresa May, has announced that all companies who employ those dastardly foreigners will be forced to list them, so that they can be named and shamed. The first list has already been published;

This desire for the English to be , well, English may well come back to haunt the Prime minister, with at least one prominent member of the Royal Family asking difficult questions..

It’ll get worse before it gets better. Although politicians don’t actually do what they say they will, there are worrying signs that this this one actually means it, as the new instructions on border controls issued at Dover seem to suggest;

Image result for family guy terrorist check

 

Joking aside, the whole thing is frightening, and summed up here by Cartuja on twitter, with a picture that tells more than one story;

 

where do we go from here ?

Big camps for them to create space for proper British families ?

Or should we just cut to the chase and invade Poland ?

The Daily Record carried a story about the FA being accused of turning a blind eye to Sam Allardyce’s , astonishingly covering agent Mel Steins comments comparing it to the BBC and their reluctance to look to closely at the behaviour of Jimmy Saville, which is a bit harsh.

Theres no suggestion, from me or the Record, that Stein is terrified that all aspects of finance in the game down south will now be investigated. Unless a blind eye is turned , I suppose.

But I have to bow to the superior knowledge of the Record on this one, given their enormous experience when it comes to turning a blind eye to events that should really be investigated. Image result for persistence beats resistance

 

Might well have some news on that soon, by the way… Tuesdays caption competiton-there was no Diary yesterday, I overslept- featured this picture, which I was led to believe was taken during a German air raid during the Blitz;

  Not quite a caption, but this comment brought back a few memories..

D’Fhinnein Mick October 4, 2016 at 10:21 am · Edit · Reply →
That photo reminds me of being down the front at the old Hampden. Got a crick in my neck if I wanted to see more than just ankles. 
 Today, two things.
Stop the name calling and the bullying.
Or I will. I’m sick of reading through comments which are just insults. This site is based on humour, and a bit of give and take.
Keep it that way.
I’ve let it go, but not any more.
And I’ll decide what is bullying and what is unacceptable.
Todays caption, in that vein….should tell us what is really happening here, and not a picture of a man testing out the new bulletproof vest on his assistant. Honest. Thats what it is.
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D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago

Ralph,

No need to see Brendan for that brown bag stashed wi readies!

HH and thanks…

Monti
7 years ago

Ralph,
I think i’m getting bullied…….

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Shut it you! – Wallops Monti on gub with large shillelagh 🙂

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

🙂

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  CarlJungleBhoy

Carl junglebhoy,
I just googled shillelegh…..that would be sore being hit with that ya cheeky hoor 🙂

Tony McCutcheon
7 years ago

Magic hat man Warbmeister, gently persuades a Sevconian to in-vest!!!

Tim Buffy
7 years ago

As usual Celtic’s inept PR Department made an arse of young master Dembele’s appearance at Cappielow. Instead of just quietly slipping the kid on for the last few minutes they blurbed it to the whole wide world, making it a beanfeast for the press pack and piling unnecessary pressure on the boy.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

Tim,
I disagree that exposing young Master Dembele is a bad thing, football is an entertainment, like Hollywood or the music industry.
Take Micheal Jackson for example, at a young age he was singing and performing to millions….dodn’t do him any harm did it? 🙂

Admin
7 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

And all the greedy agents awaiting to sweep him up in heady dreams of plenty of cars and houses for all the family ala Feruz

portpower
7 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

Karamoko`s smile on his face was priceless.

It`s just a wonder those on the bench who missed out playin`
didn`t have their door chapped next morning by the SMSM.

This is very disrespectful to the young Hearts players here.
No doubt they were not only in enjoyment playing against him,
they too protected him.

Monti
7 years ago

Ralph,
I note your points about Griffiths forming a partnership with Griffiths, i have always been of the opinion that Celtic are more threatening in the attacking third when we have two or more up front.
Larsson/Viduka or Larsson/Sutton spring to mind.
One up front can work if the ‘one’ can tick all boxes, hold the ball, go in behind and link up well, Dembele seems natural for this.
Personally speaking tho, i would love to see Brendan play Leigh and Moussa together domestically at least.

HH

Raymobhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

There is only one Leigh Griffiths. 🙂

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Raymobhoy

ha ha fuckin peach

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Raymobhoy

Dembele !! Doh!
🙂

Tam The Tim
7 years ago

Thanks Ralph. I used to enjoy reading the diary but recently it’s been too much with some of the comments that I read your piece and stop looking at the comments. You do a great job, not too sure about your musical tastes, but are far superior to the main man on cqn, takes himself too seriously.
HH

Bob Cobb
7 years ago

Caption: The SFA referees’ manual provides an example of the minimum requirement for awarding a penalty to Celtic.

Level 5 plant
7 years ago

Well said Ralph, some comments are clearly bullying. Gone too far.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Level 5 plant

Pish

Level 5 plant
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Pick a fight elsewhere Monti, some people talk the talk others walk the walk

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Level 5 plant

What on gods earth are you talking about?

7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Mon noo Monti, some of the comments folk were posting were spiteful. It was also boring to sift through. It’s Ralph’s site, whut he deems bullying would most probably be that: bullying. Am responding to yer post, no huving a go.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bondibrian

I disagree, there is NO bullying on here!

The bhoy with mcgrain in his side
7 years ago

Caption: trust me joey I used to be an investment banker. Now how much did you wanna bet that you’d get back in the 1st team?

Admin
7 years ago

I hear Rosie Webster is to head back down the cobbled streets of Weatherfield. So no move north for Scott Sinclairs family then.

A betting man would say don’t go getting his name on the back of any jerseys now.

Now did everyone get their ticket for the semi final…only 7 quid postage..which is almost 25% of this ticket price!

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Lorraine Kelly lives in Dundee,flies down daily to London.

Glasgow to Manchester and back will be a breeze for a fit lass.

Admin
7 years ago

Back in my commuting days I used to see wee Lorraine awaiting the Dundee flight in Stansted, Stewart Hosie was another who used to get it…ah Bisto…

Bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Desi Mond

Relax the voice of doom she’s only in it for 6 weeks

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

I would be in it for six weeks as well 🙂

CarlJungleBhoy
7 years ago

Caption: E-Tims comments writer tests Bully Proof Vest

Jez
7 years ago

Caption:-
After holding crisis talks MW finally solves the Joey Barton problem!

mike
7 years ago

As i grew up as a little bhoy,
there was only one team i could enjoy,
playing for them my biggest dream,
they played in the hoops white and green,
the Tic. they were called my favourit team,
I folowed them whener i could,
there name i called shouted and screamed,
the Tic. they are called,my favourit team,
I followed them night and day,
I still dream of them today,
that i could don those famous hoops,
my Celtic team,still my biggest dream,
the Tic. they are called my favourit team.

The grey man
7 years ago

a few weeks ago when I last looked, a group of neds were abusing a guy on comments. It reflects badly on your site if you allow neds free reign to spout their ned bile.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  The grey man

I agree!

Bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  The grey man

A group of neds?? Haha name and shame fella……

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

1) Bgbhoy
2) Andybhoy

🙂

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

3) Monti
4) Mikes freshly ironed cords

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

It WIS Me, or mibbee it Wisnay me.That wis being abused.I dinny ken anymair i!m so very used to my Toon being ridyculed.

Nothing wrong with a pair of cords,especially if they are ironed,i!m wearing my favourit pair raday.Although Coo dung does gives them a certain aroma.

Mike Bhoyle
7 years ago

A couple of points I’d like to make…
Whereas its a given that I couldn’t stand Derek Bodiddly… I’m also still hunting the arsehole who gave the go ahead to sign him up.
His “medical record” was there for all to see..and despite warnings from various accredited sources..we went ahead anyway….What a disaster.
Somebody needs their arse severely booted for this…or perhaps they already have Lenny ?
Next up…
Celtic’s “PR”…or lack of it.
Following on from Brendan’s “predictions” about how we would fare in the EPL…(Concentrate on what you’re good at son)..
we have young Dembele exposed to all and sundry as the next footballing genius.
Another example of our PR department getting it all wrong.
As others have said ( and many Huns as well to their delight) Feruz should be a BIG reminder of how not to handle young players.
Finally…I faithfully read your blog every day and have done since the beginning.
Recently however, I have stayed away from posting because of the nature of some of the comments that fly about.
They were doing your articles no good whatsoever.
I’m delighted, however, that you are now going to monitor responses and kick out those deemed unacceptable.
Well done.
Hail hail to all Tims.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Mike Bhoyle

Mike,
What on earth has been posted that anyone can take the slightest offense at?
References to Dundee excepted……:)

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

How cood anybody possibly take offence at yoo Monti?it wis that Garybhoy who stirred it.

His hip wis sair,
he laughed and joked,
he!s gawn inta the Hospital,
to get it poked,
he tried to stand up,
but his leg wis locked,
he fell to the ground,
but efter the Hospital,
it will be sound as a pound.

Dundee is used to being ridicooled by eejits.
they dinna ken any better,
the bunch of tits,
One day they will get there due,
Mikeybhoy will be there,
right on cue,
the!yl get there just desserts,
that bunch of fools,
those wee perverts.

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption……

Charlie Chaplin shows his lighter side.

Wisnae me
7 years ago

Caption 1: Charlie Chaplin takes Blackadder’s telegram personally.

Caption 2: Following Ralph’s warning, Monty and GaryBhoy settle their differences offline.

Tim Buffy
7 years ago

Monti. “Singing and dancing to millions at a young age didn’t do Michael Jackson any harm
” Really?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

Erm…..that was my point.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

ha ha

charlie
7 years ago

the bhoy wae the gun says i told my assistant to get some daft cunt to wear the vest i take it your a hun

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

and iff thats bullying the mug in the vest i apoligise most sincerely

JFMACY
7 years ago

Ordered semi final tickets online last night. £7 booking fee plus £6 internet charge. Absolute ripoff.
When I went online, within an hour of the sale starting, I could not get 3 North stand tickets as over 60% were being shown as sold out and I could only get single tickets. If I had done this it would have cost £39 in charges.

BJF
7 years ago

Caption: Joey Barton confronts his agent: “I said the big team in Glasgow, there’s only one. How difficult is that?”

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  BJF

Winner!

charlie
7 years ago

ralph you say you will decide what is bullying and what is unacceptable have you been runnin aboot wae that theresa may again ha ha

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

That’s bullying….

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

ha ha

andybhoy
7 years ago

Caption……

As the onlooking crowd gasp in awe at the invention of the bullet proof vest, a wee Glaswegian voice in the background shouts. ‘Haw fannybaws, shoot him in the face.’

Macca
7 years ago

Playing a 13 year old in an U20 game is irresponsible at best. Have you seen the size of him? That wee boy, extremely talented tho he may be, could have got seriously injured. The opposition were professionals, playing to get into the first team (or even to be retained), and would not be expected to hold back in the tackle.

Allymac
7 years ago
Reply to  Macca

At last someone else who see’s the problem in playing this child atgainst players at this age. H emay be a talent but if he get hammered in a 50\50 by a 6ft full time pro then he is in serious trouble. PLay him at u14,u15,s this season. Next year u15’s and u16’s and then when he is 15 you can pick and choose the dev games to play him in. This was a gimic from Celtic who are trying to show the family how highly they rate him and to say we will get him in with the big boys as soon as possible so stay here and you could be playing 1st team in 3 years…if he continues to develop, if he grows, of he continues to work hard and doesnt think he has made it already.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Allymac

Maybe he just needed brought back down to earth.

Tim Buffy
7 years ago

Sorry, Monti. Didn’t realise you could do irony.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

I can do irony, hoovering and the dishes…..

elcormaco
7 years ago

in honour of National Poetry day Ive written some – ahem – “poems”:

“Going for 55”

They’ve got five stars on their crest
Their fans sing Simply the best
After five years alive
They’re going for 55
Why don’t they just give it a rest?

“An ode to Scott Sinclair”

Oh Sinclair he is magic
He’s got two magic feet
And when he scores for Celtic
He plays wi Rosie’s t**t

Oh Rosie she loves Celtic
Rosie hates the Huns
When Scotty sticks the ball past them
She lets him up her bum

“Ra bearzzz”

We are Celtic supporters, we love wee Craigy Whyte
He went and killed the Rangers now Sevco are f**king sh*te
Then came big Charlie with his greedy hands
We know that all your children will all be Celtic fans

They sing that no one likes them
And say that they don’t care
But just tell them they’re a new club
And watch those beelin bears

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  elcormaco

HE,HE HE, Elcormaco he is the best,

they call him the Manchester pest,
even in summer he wears a vest,
his poems are shite,so gie it a rest.
Leave it to the Holy Poet,
he is the maister,
his poems are guid,
they canny be better,
his vowels and rhyme,
take us awe back in time,
he likes a guid drink,
the vodka in lyme,
his poems they mak us cheer aloud,
he came out as gay,happy and proud.

Devoy45
7 years ago

National Poetry Day, eh?

Monti is rather jaunty.
Mike is, ach well, a tyke
Charlie drinks the barley
Devoy? What’s not to like?
Charlie Saiz kens his stats
while George Galloway likes his hats.
We are all proud of our team,
who are right now, playing like a dream.
Hat’s off to Brendan the Bhoy
who is bringing us lots of joy!

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

devoy poems is it what about this wan .ralphys on a power trip/ he says he will decide/ but all that i would say to him /is hees acting like a ride ha ha ha ha

mike
7 years ago
Reply to  Devoy45

Devoy 45 yoor no funny,

yoor breeks are wet,

yer erse is runny,

yoo calling me a tyke,

is far from funny,

so shut yer pus,

ya auld duracell bunny.

charlie
7 years ago

elcormaco ime startin tae beleive you went tae uni wae them lovely poems though ime not sure about that rosies bum bit it could be construed as bullying ha ha

7 years ago

Caption…. Right Murray,hand over your fekin warchest..
Only if yie can guess what hand it’s in…

7 years ago

Re the Celtic v manu video reminded me of the time the busby babes came to paradise for a friendly
It must have been about 1956,score was 2-2,the bhoys had alot of good players Evans Stein and
Peacock was the half backs but they just couldnt get it together.
Charlie Tully broke his toe in clash with Duncan Edwards who was booed off the park and
the general opinion was Edwards was a dirty player.
big Jock played between two of the classiest
halfbacks who ever wore the hoops,Bobby Evans
played 48 times for Scotland in the days celtic players never got a look in, probably the main reason the fans supported the ROI. The comments after his Scotland were “Evans as usual was superb”.
Bertie Peacock played 30 odd games for NI was an orangeman and stated not long ago he was still an orangeman but he was 100per cent Celtic.When he retired he was replaced by his
equal the brilliant John Clarke.
About 62/63 we played Manu again in a friendly
Dennis Law was quoted in the Citizen newspaper
Manu dont play friendlies. 20 minutes played
Celtic 4 Manu 0 .The bhoys just eased off not to embarrass them final score 4 -0.

7 years ago

Ithought i,d give you a bit of history to replace some of the shite we,ve been getting.

wulz
7 years ago

Caption
Sevco fans defend their players at the cup final.
HH

Atlantabhoy
7 years ago

Well said Ralph re the keyboard hardmen, I’ve always believed Celtic fans stick together, welcome each other and disagree respectfully.
Hopefully we can get back to reading some good, constructive and funny comments again.
HH

Bgbhoy
7 years ago

Ronny out!!!!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bgbhoy

Fuck me, they’re all coming out the woodwork….wee souls!

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

It’s YOU everyone is talking about.

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

Is it?

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

bob yood be better leavin monti alane hees to smart fur ye kid

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

No Charlie he’said not smart

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

His response to anything I post is ask your wife do you think that is SMART?

Tim Buffy
7 years ago

Flinker. I remember Celtic playing the Busby Babes when I was a boy. Pretty sure it was a charity match in aid of the Sir Leonard Cheshire Homes for airmen who had been badly injured during the war. Think the other game you mentioned was a pre-season friendly which kicked off the all-conquering march to Lisbon. Another game worth remembering was in the late 50s or early 60s against the legendary Real Madrid side which dominated Europe at the time. Celtic lost 3-1 but the huge crowd demanded they came back out for a lap of honour after a great second performance. This game was in aid of Jewish charities – don’t imagine that would sit too well with some of today’s fans

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

What about the families of Dresden?
Anyone play a game for them?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Or the Iraqi, Afghan or Syrian families?

Monti
7 years ago

Poetry day: As long as nobody starts quoting that cunt Robert Burns,i can’t stand him or any of his shite poems!

Mike Bhoyle
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wee sleekit cow’rin timid Monti..
Someone cawd you awfy jaunty…
Well..Tae like this poem…Ah hope yer gon tae…
‘Cos its aw ah’ve goat tae offer.
Ah really dinnae ha’e the time…
Tae talk ye up in splendid rhyme…
‘Cos ah kin hear the Church bells chime..
But ah’ll say a wee prayer fur ye.
Ah like yer wit and funny banter…
Though ye sometimes sure become a ranter..
Ye probably came fae Tam O’Shanter..
Apologies tae Rabbie.
HH

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Mike Bhoyle

Mikey Bhoyle,

Decent! HH

GaryBhoy
7 years ago

I had no idea Big Sutton had scored so many European goals for us….huh!

Corktim
7 years ago

Any sign of Charlie saiz pontificating again,or just plain talking shite.

bgbhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Corktim

he will re appear after 3 days then ascend up to Norway in 40

either that or hes away fishing

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

Now now be nice, young man.

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  Corktim

brits dont pontificate they knoxerise or some such shite

Corktim
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

Thanks for the correction Charlie,wrong choice of words on my behalf,it probaly was a bigger insult than saying he talks shite,T.A.L

Tim Buffy
7 years ago

A wee correction and apology before I start World War III. The Cheshire Homes were intended to relieve the mental and physical suffering of the sick and the helpless.
“Father forgive me for I have sinned.”

Tim Buffy
7 years ago

Monti. For once we’re in agreement. Can’t stand Burns and all those Burns Club buffties either
Am I forgiven?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Tim Buffy

Nothing to forgive Tim Buffy!

bgbhoy
7 years ago

There once was a man called charlie saiz

He posted about deila for most of his days

the etims faithful grew impatient with worry

settle lads, don’t doubt my ronnie

molde, legia, maribor and sevco

we all knew it, the clown had to go

throw in’s, corner’s stats till your sick

charlie saiz you really are a d…

Whoriskey
7 years ago
Reply to  bgbhoy

I thought your mate Mike was the McGonagall of this site but you are worse. Do you even know what poetry means?

GaryBhoy
7 years ago

Awwww…..we’re all pals again. Hail Hail my friends!

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

Garybhoy,
I haven’t slept since your awful accusation aimed at myself, i couldn’t even eat my breakfast this morning.
I insist you apologise to me before we can progress.

Extremely upset,

Monti.

GaryBhoy
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Sorry petal *hugs*

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  GaryBhoy

Not convinced about the sincerity of that, i cannot accept this.

Bob
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Wee soul..

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Bob

Bob,
You up flicking through your Thesaurus again?

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

Uralius,
Thanks for the advice, i feel better now.

Uralius
7 years ago
Reply to  Monti

I guess my comment was bullying….

SteveNaive
7 years ago

Despicable May

Monti
7 years ago
Reply to  SteveNaive

University challenge on?

jimmybee
7 years ago

Caption : De Vries tries out his new kit from NB
Nae need for arms.

Funkyy
7 years ago

I see the Daily Rancid plumbed new depths today with a story about a 32 year old amateur player appearing in court charged with stalking and threatening his ex:-
“STEWART Devine, who once played for Stirling Albion against Celtic in a ​Scottish Cup tie at Parkhead, will be sentenced later this month.”
I think Celtic should take note of how often these hacks find a way to link us to any scandal/crime and call them out on it. Maybe our club’s directors are too busy counting the money to be bothered. You don’t see any other club’s image and reputation being so blatantly stained. I guess the hacks are disappointed that they had to rip up all the pre written “Celtic hammered by Man City” pages.

D’Fhinnein Mick
7 years ago
Reply to  Funkyy

Correct.

This was a particularly bad example of a long-term and worsening trend.

They haven’t broken any Press Commission guidelines,but it’s a yellow card for persistent fouling.

Funkyy
7 years ago

Caption:- Ralph says “I warned yeez!!!”

charlie
7 years ago

ralph theres a rumour on twitter saying big peter is going to make a statement on res 12 have you heard anything

charlie
7 years ago
Reply to  charlie

ha ha just chapped ma neighbours door tae tellum aboot the rumour ha ha he said big peter is a hater ha ha aint huns dumb

Rebus67
7 years ago

Caption: New treatment for those born without a belly button!

Rebus

Monti
7 years ago

RESISTANCE

They took us by force and tied us with oppression.
They divided us with bigotry and their necessary class system.
They thought they could bury us, pre- meditated genocide, kill off our culture,our feelings, our pride.

But out of their Hell, we have arisen, to fight in a war to rescue our nation.
They thought we were gone, buried alive,
But, like the Phoenix we have survived.

charlie
7 years ago

up the republic weer on the road again

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